– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

(SINGING) Kevin the Cashier, Played by Adam.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) I'm in love with Mary Jane.

She's my main thing.

She's--

I have a question.

Yeah, what's up?

Do you have a refillable cartridge

you can get for vape pens?

We have this thing here.

This one, so the cartridges go in here.

And then there's actually-- if you put your mouth on the side

here, and then there's a button here on the bottom.

Interesting.

No, I messed up.

This is the scanner for the register.

OK.

I'm new.

I thought it was some sort of marijuana paraphernalia.

OK, interesting.

This might be more-- no, that's a stapler.

Do you have some gummies?

Yeah.

It's not for a child, is it?

No.

Oh, because they have a child guard.

I'd have to show you how to get around it.

...

Do you guys have the mints?

Yeah, here.

Um--

Want to try one of those?

There you go.

Yeah, you can try one here.

These don't have any stuff in it?

These are just Altoids.

...

They're good mints though.

Thanks.

Yep, sure.

[INAUDIBLE]

Perfect.

Sure.

My lucky day.

Yeah.

It was a green-- it was a green-- beautiful.

It was green.

I might as well just take it all.

Do you want them all?

No, that's all right.

Like this?

...

So I'm trying to get some of the pot smell out of here.

...

I was looking for something to like relieve stress.

We have these up here.

We also have one called Pot Sajak.

We have one called Reefer Sutherland.

We have Stink Floyd.

We have Harry Cronic Jr.

How is the electric lemonade?

Will that work?

It's not a celebrity pun, but that one's pretty good.

On a scale of like Seth Rogen to Snoop Dogg,

it's about like a Miley Cyrus.

What's the closest thing to Snoop Dogg that's not $50?

There's Jon Bong Jovi.

There's Helen-- Helen Blunt.

Let me do that.

And then there's Keith Herban.

But it's H-E-R-B.

I thought you were kidding.

I can't believe this guy smokes pot with the Bluetooth thing.

You wouldn't think they'd look like that.

It'll be $84.32.

This is $55.38?

Yeah, it's before tax so $55 and $15.

Got it.

The government's got to take their cut.

Thanks, Obama.

It'll be $20.

You want to see something cool with this?

I really am kind of in a rush.

I'm sorry.

I don't want to be rude.

I'm sorry.

I'm just-- I have to catch my flight.

All right, I'm going to staple this real fast,

because you're in a rush.

That's OK.

We legally, we really have to staple it.

But we don't have to staple it this fast, but--

...

Thank you.

Yep, sure.

It'll be $14 out of $20.

You want to see something cool with these?

What?

Do you want to see something cool with the $20?

Yes.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

...

I don't know.

I don't remember any money tricks.

...

Hold on a second.

...

And then your change is $6.

Thank you.

What's happening?

There you go.

Thank you.

Yep.

Thank you.

Do you guys ever watch The Ellen DeGeneres Show?

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, I don't actually work here.

There's a hidden camera behind you.

Yeah.

So you guys are on The Ellen DeGeneres Show right now.

No, we're not.

Yes, you are.

No, we're not.

Yeah, you are.

Do you want to wave to Ellen?

[INAUDIBLE]

That's not real.

That's real, yeah.

She's nodding.

I don't think it's real.

I don't either.

It's not.

No, it's not real.

It's not real.

You should've seen your face though.

I'm just like--

Did you think it was real for a second?

Horrendous.

You were nodding.

I was like, maybe.

No, uh-uh, we wouldn't shoot anything here.

No.

All right.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

See you.

Have a good day.

But wait, why would I say we wouldn't shoot anything here

if I didn't work for the show?

What?

So if I worked here, I wouldn't say we referring to this place.

I would say they The Ellen DeGeneres Show

wouldn't shoot something here.

But the way I said it was, we wouldn't shoot anything here,

which would mean that I do work for the show.

That's true.

Very true.

I still don't buy it.

So you don't think it's for The Ellen DeGeneres Show?

No.

All right, see you.

...

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
cartridge /ˈkɑːrtrɪdʒ/ B1	noun - A container holding ammunition or, in this case, vape liquid.
refillable /riːˈfɪləbl/ B1	adjective - Capable of being filled again.
paraphernalia /ˌpærəfərˈneɪliə/ C1	noun - Objects used in a particular activity, especially those associated with illegal drug use.
scanner /ˈskænər/ B1	noun - A device that reads information as light, sound, or other forms of energy.
register /ˈredʒɪstər/ B1	noun - A machine for recording sales in a shop.
marijuana /ˌmærɪˈhwɑːnə/ C1	noun - A cannabis drug.
gummies /ˈɡʌmiːz/ A2	noun - Chewy, candy-like sweets.
guard /ɡɑːrd/ A2	noun - A person or thing that protects or defends.
mints /mɪnts/ A2	noun - Small, flavored sweets.
stress /stres/ B1	noun - A feeling of emotional strain and pressure.
celebrity /səˈlebrəti/ B2	noun - A famous person.
pun /pʌn/ B2	noun - A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
scale /skeɪl/ B1	noun - A graduated range of values forming a standard system for measuring or grading something.
pot /pɒt/ C1	noun - Marijuana.
relieve /rɪˈliːv/ B1	verb - To cause to feel less pain or distress.
stapler /ˈsteɪplər/ A2	noun - An office tool for fastening sheets of paper together.
flight /flaɪt/ A2	noun - A journey by air.