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- (sighs) Never mind. 00:03
- There are six trig ratios for any right triangle. Sure. 00:06
- Are you studying? 00:10
- Yeah, I gotta cram for tonight. 00:11
- What's tonight? 00:12
- Oh, I'm studying for an exam I'll probably have 00:13
in a stress dream. 00:15
- Ah, yeah. 00:16
I have those every now and then. 00:17
- Yeah. I've been out of college for years, 00:18
but they are my most frequent dream. 00:20
So I decided to be prepared, you know? 00:22
It's time old Zack learned a thing or two about, uh, 00:24
trigonometry. 00:27
(bell rings) 00:28
- Class if you'll take your seats. 00:31
(fuzzy noises) 00:33
- Yes. 00:38
(ominous music) 00:44
- Aw, fuck. 00:46
- So France used to be called Gaul, sure. 00:50
- How's it going? 00:52
- Uh, you know, I got it wrong. 00:53
It wasn't math it was history, 00:55
so I'm brushin' up on that. 00:56
- Yeah, I don't think you're gonna be able to guess 00:57
what your dream is about. 00:59
- I can try. 01:00
It's probably just a subject I did bad in. 01:01
Oh, Napoleon was French. 01:04
(bell rings) 01:06
- Alright students this is your European history final. 01:07
I hope you've been studying. 01:10
This is worth five million percent of your grade. 01:11
Did you turn the oven off? 01:14
- What? 01:16
(ominous music) 01:16
- God damn it! 01:17
So these are bones. 01:18
- Zack, you don't look so hot. 01:24
- On the outside? 01:26
'Cause on the inside my brain's hot. 01:27
- You mean like a fever? 01:28
- Probably. I don't know. 01:29
(bell rings) 01:31
(fuzzy noises) 01:33
(ominous music) 01:35
- Fu- 01:38
Good. 01:39
(bell rings) 01:40
(ominous music) 01:41
Shit. 01:42
Got it. 01:43
(ominous music) 01:45
Why? 01:47
God damn it! 01:48
(whistle blows) 01:49
Come on! 01:50
Tridangle! 01:51
Circular square! 01:52
Crube! 01:54
- Zack! 01:56
- Shut up, Katie! 01:56
I have studied everything! 01:58
There is nothing left, I am at the end of the road! 01:59
I KNOW EVERYTHING! 02:02
(bell rings) 02:04
- (nasal scanning noise) Wow, that's correct! 02:09
It is a tridangle! 02:12
Zack, you got 100 %! 02:13
(cheering) 02:15
(triumphant music) 02:18
(wolf howls) 02:21
- Oh, my teeth! 02:31
Ahh! 02:32
(evil laughter) 02:33
- Hi, it's Zack from College Humor, thanks for watching. 02:40
You can click here to subscribe, 02:43
or click here for some other fun stuff. 02:44
You can also screen shot me and turn me into a meme 02:46
with one of the following poses. 02:49
(light beat) 02:51
Let me know how that goes. 02:57

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[English]
- (sighs) Never mind.
- There are six trig ratios for any right triangle. Sure.
- Are you studying?
- Yeah, I gotta cram for tonight.
- What's tonight?
- Oh, I'm studying for an exam I'll probably have
in a stress dream.
- Ah, yeah.
I have those every now and then.
- Yeah. I've been out of college for years,
but they are my most frequent dream.
So I decided to be prepared, you know?
It's time old Zack learned a thing or two about, uh,
trigonometry.
(bell rings)
- Class if you'll take your seats.
(fuzzy noises)
- Yes.
(ominous music)
- Aw, fuck.
- So France used to be called Gaul, sure.
- How's it going?
- Uh, you know, I got it wrong.
It wasn't math it was history,
so I'm brushin' up on that.
- Yeah, I don't think you're gonna be able to guess
what your dream is about.
- I can try.
It's probably just a subject I did bad in.
Oh, Napoleon was French.
(bell rings)
- Alright students this is your European history final.
I hope you've been studying.
This is worth five million percent of your grade.
Did you turn the oven off?
- What?
(ominous music)
- God damn it!
So these are bones.
- Zack, you don't look so hot.
- On the outside?
'Cause on the inside my brain's hot.
- You mean like a fever?
- Probably. I don't know.
(bell rings)
(fuzzy noises)
(ominous music)
- Fu-
Good.
(bell rings)
(ominous music)
Shit.
Got it.
(ominous music)
Why?
God damn it!
(whistle blows)
Come on!
Tridangle!
Circular square!
Crube!
- Zack!
- Shut up, Katie!
I have studied everything!
There is nothing left, I am at the end of the road!
I KNOW EVERYTHING!
(bell rings)
- (nasal scanning noise) Wow, that's correct!
It is a tridangle!
Zack, you got 100 %!
(cheering)
(triumphant music)
(wolf howls)
- Oh, my teeth!
Ahh!
(evil laughter)
- Hi, it's Zack from College Humor, thanks for watching.
You can click here to subscribe,
or click here for some other fun stuff.
You can also screen shot me and turn me into a meme
with one of the following poses.
(light beat)
Let me know how that goes.

Key Vocabulary

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Vocabulary Meanings

ratios

/ˈreɪʃioʊz/

B2
  • noun
  • - comparative relation between two or more quantities

studying

/ˈstʌdiɪŋ/

A2
  • verb
  • - devoting time and attention to acquiring knowledge

exam

/ɪɡˈzæm/

A2
  • noun
  • - a test of knowledge

stress

/stres/

B1
  • noun
  • - a state of mental or emotional strain

prepared

/prɪˈpeərd/

B1
  • adjective
  • - ready for something

trigonometry

/ˌtrɪɡəˈnɒmətri/

C1
  • noun
  • - branch of mathematics dealing with the relations between the sides and angles of triangles

history

/ˈhɪstəri/

A2
  • noun
  • - the study of past events

brushin'

/ˈbrʌʃɪn/

B1
  • verb
  • - reviewing quickly

subject

/ˈsʌbdʒɪkt/

A2
  • noun
  • - an area of study

Napoleon

/ˈnæpəliən/

B1
  • noun
  • - French military leader and emperor

final

/ˈfaɪnəl/

A2
  • adjective
  • - last

grade

/ɡreɪd/

A2
  • noun
  • - a mark given to indicate level of achievement

hot

/hɒt/

A1
  • adjective
  • - having a high temperature

fever

/ˈfiːvər/

B1
  • noun
  • - a temporary rise in body temperature

teeth

/tiːθ/

A1
  • noun
  • - hard, bony enamel-coated structures in the jaws of most vertebrates

studied

/ˈstʌdid/

A2
  • verb
  • - devoted time and attention to acquiring knowledge

everything

/ˈevriθɪŋ/

A2
  • pronoun
  • - all things

correct

/kəˈrekt/

B1
  • adjective
  • - free from error

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Key Grammar Structures

  • I gotta cram for tonight.

    ➔ Informal contraction of 'have to'

    ➔ 'Gotta' is a colloquial contraction of 'have got to', used informally to express necessity.

  • I'll probably have in a stress dream.

    ➔ Future with 'will' for prediction

    ➔ 'I'll probably have' uses 'will' to predict a future event based on present evidence.

  • It's time old Zack learned a thing or two about trigonometry.

    ➔ Subjunctive mood with 'time'

    ➔ The subjunctive mood is used after 'it's time' to express a suggestion or necessity.

  • This is worth five million percent of your grade.

    ➔ Hyperbole for emphasis

    ➔ 'Five million percent' is an exaggerated expression used for emphasis, not literal.

  • I KNOW EVERYTHING!

    ➔ Present tense for emphasis

    ➔ The present tense is used here to emphasize certainty and intensity.

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