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(yawns) Good morning, Rupert. 00:04
Please tell me you set the timer on the coffeemaker 00:06
because I completely forgot. 00:09
(yelling) 00:11
(laughing) 00:12
You son of a bitch! 00:15
Good morning. Thought I'd help you wake up. 00:17
God, why does he look sad?! 00:19
He's already destroyed mankind! 00:21
What else could he want?! 00:23
Hey, Carl. 00:26
Hey, can I get a couple of scratch-off lottery tickets? 00:28
Oh, sure, Brian. 00:30
Ooh, Brian, can I do one? I love scratchers! 00:31
Well, all right, maybe just one. 00:33
Cherry. 00:36
Another cherry. 00:38
Oh, come on, one more, one more! 00:39
(yelling) 00:43
Thanks, Carl. 00:45
Yeah, you're welcome. That was fun. 00:46
See you later. 00:47
Hey, uh, thanks for letting me be Yoda. Yup. 00:49
What is this? 00:57
("Pop Goes the Weasel" plays) 01:05
(music stops) 01:10
(music resumes) 01:11
(music stops) 01:14
(music resumes) 01:16
(music stops) 01:20
(boing) 01:23
Oh-ho-ho, what was I worried about? 01:24
Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh, God! 01:27
Aah! Aah! 01:28
He's bleeding, man! 01:30
He's bleeding, and nobody's doing anything about it! 01:32
I'll tell you what the news of the world is. 01:34
We're in a lot of (bleep) trouble! 01:36
(cheering and applause) 01:38
All right, Chris, this is it. 01:42
This is what we've been working for. 01:43
If you get nervous, just picture the audience naked 01:45
and slide those hot dogs down your throat. 01:47
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome 01:49
to the World Hot Dog Eating Championship Competition! 01:51
Please welcome our undefeated champion eater, 01:54
Charles Yamamoto! 01:56
(cheering and applause) 01:59
Oh, my God, that guy is huge. 02:04
All right, eaters, you have ten minutes. 02:08
On your marks, get set, eat! 02:10
(cheering and whistling) 02:22
Come on, Chris. You're doing great. 02:32
Just keep going. You're almost there. 02:33
Well, I'd better get a move on. 02:35
Time's almost up! 02:42
It's gonna be a close one! 02:44
Chris, you're four hot dogs behind! 02:50
Come on! Hurry! 02:51
Oh! I can't eat anymore. 02:52
Remember what I told you. 02:55
I get these weird cyst things right on the fringe of my sac. 02:57
I want to get 'em checked, 03:00
but I'm afraid of what they're gonna tell me. 03:02
He's right. I cando it!  03:04
(buzzer sounds, cheering) 03:13
ANNOUNCER: We have a winner! 03:15
Ladies and gentlemen, Yamamoto has finally been defeated! 03:16
(cheering, applause and whistling) 03:20
Chris, you did it! You're a champion! 03:22
And now you get your pick of the groupies. 03:25
They're shiny. 03:28
Yeah, it's a pretty warm day. 03:30

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[English]
(yawns) Good morning, Rupert.
Please tell me you set the timer on the coffeemaker
because I completely forgot.
(yelling)
(laughing)
You son of a bitch!
Good morning. Thought I'd help you wake up.
God, why does he look sad?!
He's already destroyed mankind!
What else could he want?!
Hey, Carl.
Hey, can I get a couple of scratch-off lottery tickets?
Oh, sure, Brian.
Ooh, Brian, can I do one? I love scratchers!
Well, all right, maybe just one.
Cherry.
Another cherry.
Oh, come on, one more, one more!
(yelling)
Thanks, Carl.
Yeah, you're welcome. That was fun.
See you later.
Hey, uh, thanks for letting me be Yoda. Yup.
What is this?
("Pop Goes the Weasel" plays)
(music stops)
(music resumes)
(music stops)
(music resumes)
(music stops)
(boing)
Oh-ho-ho, what was I worried about?
Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh, God!
Aah! Aah!
He's bleeding, man!
He's bleeding, and nobody's doing anything about it!
I'll tell you what the news of the world is.
We're in a lot of (bleep) trouble!
(cheering and applause)
All right, Chris, this is it.
This is what we've been working for.
If you get nervous, just picture the audience naked
and slide those hot dogs down your throat.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the World Hot Dog Eating Championship Competition!
Please welcome our undefeated champion eater,
Charles Yamamoto!
(cheering and applause)
Oh, my God, that guy is huge.
All right, eaters, you have ten minutes.
On your marks, get set, eat!
(cheering and whistling)
Come on, Chris. You're doing great.
Just keep going. You're almost there.
Well, I'd better get a move on.
Time's almost up!
It's gonna be a close one!
Chris, you're four hot dogs behind!
Come on! Hurry!
Oh! I can't eat anymore.
Remember what I told you.
I get these weird cyst things right on the fringe of my sac.
I want to get 'em checked,
but I'm afraid of what they're gonna tell me.
He's right. I cando it! 
(buzzer sounds, cheering)
ANNOUNCER: We have a winner!
Ladies and gentlemen, Yamamoto has finally been defeated!
(cheering, applause and whistling)
Chris, you did it! You're a champion!
And now you get your pick of the groupies.
They're shiny.
Yeah, it's a pretty warm day.

Key Vocabulary

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Vocabulary Meanings

timer

/ˈtaɪmər/

B1
  • noun
  • - a device that measures time

destroyed

/dɪˈstrɔɪd/

A2
  • verb
  • - to ruin something completely

mankind

/mænˈkaɪnd/

B2
  • noun
  • - all human beings

lottery

/ˈlɒtəri/

B2
  • noun
  • - a form of gambling with numbered tickets

worried

/ˈwʌrid/

A2
  • adjective
  • - anxious or troubled about actual or potential problems

bleeding

/ˈbliːdɪŋ/

B1
  • verb
  • - to lose blood from the body

trouble

/ˈtrʌbl/

A2
  • noun
  • - difficulty or problems

nervous

/ˈnɜːrvəs/

A2
  • adjective
  • - easily agitated or alarmed

audience

/ˈɔːdiəns/

B1
  • noun
  • - the group of people watching or listening

naked

/ˈneɪkɪd/

B1
  • adjective
  • - without clothes

championship

/ˈtʃæmpiənʃɪp/

B2
  • noun
  • - a contest to determine a winner

undefeated

/ˌʌndɪˈfiːtɪd/

C1
  • adjective
  • - not having lost any games

champion

/ˈtʃæmpiən/

A2
  • noun
  • - a person who has surpassed all rivals

cyst

/sɪst/

C2
  • noun
  • - a thin-walled, hollow organ or cavity containing a liquid

defeated

/dɪˈfiːtɪd/

B1
  • verb
  • - to win against someone

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Key Grammar Structures

  • Please tell me you set the timer on the coffeemaker

    ➔ Subjunctive mood / Zero that clause

    ➔ The speaker uses an implied 'that' to connect 'tell me' with the subordinate clause, common in informal English.

  • Thought I'd help you wake up.

    ➔ Reduced relative clause / Past tense for polite intention

    ➔ '(I) Thought' acts as a hedge to sound less direct/aggressive when making an offer.

  • He's already destroyed mankind!

    ➔ Present perfect tense

    ➔ The present perfect 'has destroyed' emphasizes the completion of the action with present consequences.

  • What else could he want?!

    ➔ Modal verb for speculation

    ➔ Using 'could' indicates possibility or uncertainty about his future desires.

  • I'd better get a move on.

    ➔ Had better (modal phrase) / Idiomatic expression

    ➔ 'Had better' expresses a strong recommendation or urgency to do something.

  • I'm afraid of what they're gonna tell me.

    ➔ Future 'going to' / Prepositional object clause

    ➔ 'Gonna' is a reduction of 'going to', indicating a future event that is expected or planned.

  • Yamamoto has finally been defeated!

    ➔ Passive voice (present perfect)

    ➔ The focus is on the action done to the subject (Yamamoto) rather than who performed the action.

  • And now you get your pick of the groupies.

    ➔ Present simple for immediate future / Noun phrase as object

    ➔ Using the present simple 'get' conveys certainty about an imminent reward.

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