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[English]

Hello, one marriage, please.

We want to get married. Well, there's a

service in progress. Have a seat.

All right.

What are you doing?

Oh, it's the wedding march. Does Does

that freak you out?

No, only because it's the graduation

song.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay.

This is it. We're going to get married.

Are you sure you want to [music] do

this?

HELLO, MRS. ROSS.

WHY, HELLO,

MR. RACHEL.

>> [laughter]

>> WAIT. OKAY.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> WELL, WE WENT TOGETHER. I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU DO YOU HAVE ANY DO YOU HAVE ANY

CLOTHES ON?

YES. REALLY? NO.

>> [laughter]

>> But we we didn't have

sex, uh did we?

>> [laughter]

>> I mean, I don't remember much about

last night. It was

>> [laughter]

>> such a blur.

Oh.

I remember laughing. Huh? I laughed a

lot.

>> Then we didn't have sex.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, I mean, we were really drunk.

I'm just glad we didn't do anything

stupid.

>> Tell me about it.

Hey. Hey.

>> Hi. Thank you.

Oh.

>> [laughter]

>> What? Are we going to talk about what

you guys did last night? Or

What do you mean last night? Nothing

Nothing

Nothing happened last night.

>> [laughter]

>> Ross invited us all to watch.

Rach, we were going to miss our friends

getting married. WHO GOT MARRIED?

YOU DID?

WHAT?

WAIT, [laughter] HELLO, we didn't get

married.

>> [laughter]

>> Wait Wait Wait Wait, I remember being in

a chapel. But they they they would not

let us get married when we were that

drunk. They'll let you get married when

you're drunk.

Most people get married in Vegas are

drunk.

I'm drunk right now.

Why can't I have a mimosa with

breakfast? I'm on vacation.

What are you guys going to do? Well, I

guess we just find a divorce lawyer?

Well, I think I think

Ross already has one.

Now, this one's free, right? Because you

paid for the first two, so you get the

third one for free.

Laugh it up, but the joke's on you

because we don't need to get divorced.

Okay? We We're just going to get an

annulment.

>> Ross, I don't think surgery's the answer

here.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, oh, that's your thing.

>> [laughter]

>> What?

Your

thing, you know, that you're the guy who

gets divorced.

No, no, no, that's not my thing.

I do not love getting divorced.

Yes, you do. This is your third divorce.

In fact, you love divorce so much,

you're probably going to marry it. And

then

>> [laughter]

>> And then it won't work out, so you're

going to have to divorce it, DIVORCING

GUY.

>> [laughter]

>> I'M SO DRUNK.

YOU GOT married again.

Yes.

So, that's your second marriage in 2

years. Yes. Second in 2 years. Third

overall.

Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for

23 years, and never have I had so much

business from one client.

>> [laughter]

>> Why don't you tell me what happened?

Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas,

and we got drunk.

>> I'm sorry. Is this the same Rachel whose

name you said at the altar in the second

marriage? Yes, yes, yes.

>> [laughter]

>> But I I do not love her. Oh.

That's better, then.

>> [laughter]

>> This was just a drunken mistake, and I I

need to get it annulled. I see.

Have you considered therapy?

>> [laughter]

>> I think just the annulment for today.

>> [laughter]

>> There are a couple forms to fill out.

Easy. And we'll need to have witnesses

who can testify that you were not of

sound mind. No problem.

>> [laughter]

>> And we'll need you and Rachel to testify

before a judge.

Ooh.

There's no way to do this without her

cuz I kind of already told her it was it

was taken care of. Of course you did.

Look, Ross, you can't get an annulment

unless you and Rachel are both there.

Uh-huh.

What about someone who looks like

Rachel?

I will think about the therapy.

Hey. So, uh did everything go okay with

the annulment? Oh, yeah. No problems.

It's all taken care of. Ross, thank you.

Hey, you guys want to go see a movie?

Oh, yeah. Why not? I'm going to get my

sweater. Okay.

You want You want to hear something

weird? Always.

I didn't get the annulment.

What? We're still married.

Don't tell Rachel. See you later.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, do you have any gum? Oh,

Wait. Wait. Hi. Listen, Ross, can I just

talk to you for just a second?

>> Oh, but Phoebe, we're going to be late

for the movie. Oh, THERE'S A CAB. TAXI!

OH, that's funny.

What timing, my god, huh? Here you go.

Here you go. We're We're actually just

going to walk cuz it's right up there at

the Angelica. OH, THE ANGELICA. GO, GO!

YOU DIDN'T GET THE ANNULMENT? I KNOW.

ROSS! WELL, I tried, but when I got to

my lawyer's office, all I could hear was

three divorces, three divorces.

Look, I just don't want my tombstone to

read Ross Geller, three divorces.

Don't be worried about that. Your

tombstone can say whatever you want it

to say. It can say Ross Geller, good at

marriage.

You know,

mine's going to say Phoebe Buffay,

buried alive.

>> [laughter]

>> Well, all I know is I I can't have

another failed marriage.

>> So, okay, what? You're going to be

married to a girl who doesn't even know

about it?

Woman, sorry.

>> [laughter]

>> Well, okay, so I don't have it all

worked out quite yet. Just don't don't

say anything to Rachel, please.

>> Rachel is one of my closest friends.

Although, being the only one that knows

about this does make me feel special.

Okay.

Phoebe! Hey, Rach!

>> [laughter]

>> What was that? Sorry, mix-up.

Hey, how was the movie?

I haven't seen it yet. Well, then you

BETTER HURRY. THE ANGELICA. GO, GO!

OKAY, BYE. OH, NO.

SO, did you get the annulment?

I couldn't. I knew it because you love

Rachel.

>> [laughter]

>> It's not that, okay? Annulments are more

complicated than Complicated cuz of the

love.

I do I do not love Rachel. I'm going to

tell her right now about the whole thing

so we can get this marriage annulled as

fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that

if if I loved her?

I've never been more convinced of your

love for her.

>> [laughter]

>> I do not have feelings for Rachel, okay?

Oh, what's wrong?

I know good Chandler are really moving

in here, and I have to move out, and

everything is changing.

>> Oh my Oh, come here. Come here. It's

okay.

Oh, everything's going to be okay.

Thank you. Of course.

Hello. Hello, is Ross there? Uh no, he's

not. Can I take a message? Yes, this is

Russell, Ross's divorce lawyer. Just

tell him that since I haven't heard from

him, I assume he's decided to give the

marriage a try.

Ross got MARRIED AGAIN? NO!

>> [laughter]

>> ALL RIGHT, KEEP GOING. WE ARE phasing

the accent out. Phasing it out.

So, without retesting their results in

the laboratory,

the team would never have identified

>> [laughter]

>> the initial errors in their carbon

dating analysis.

>> [laughter]

>> Are there any questions at this point?

Yes. What's happening to your accent?

Come again. What's What's this nonsense?

>> [laughter]

>> All right, I'm I'm not English.

I'm from Long Island.

I was really nervous and the accent just

just came out.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm sorry.

So, if we can just get back to the

lecture.

Um

Were there any questions?

>> [laughter]

>> About paleontology?

All right, look, I was just trying to

make a good first impression. Obviously,

I screwed up. But what you guys think of

me is really important because I'm I'm

hoping to get a permanent job here.

So, if you just give me another chance

to make A GOOD IMPRESSION.

ROSS, ARE YOU CRAZY? I'M STILL YOUR

WIFE. WERE YOU JUST NEVER GOING TO TELL

ME? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I COULD JUST KILL YOU.

>> [laughter]

>> WELL, uh Rachel. You two are involved in

a serious relationship. That really

creates a problem.

>> Ross, your honor, rest assured that

relationship ended 2 years ago and can

you please strike consummated like

bunnies from the record?

Is there anything in this record that is

actually true? Uh

Well, yes, we uh we got married in Vegas

and and the names, I think.

Well, based on what I've heard, you two

certainly don't qualify for an

annulment. Oh. If you don't want to be

together, you'll have to file for

divorce.

That's [snorts] great. You happy now?

Look what you did with your funny funny

form. Hey,

what about YOU AND YOUR CONSUMMATED LIKE

BUNNIES NONSENSE?

And what are you typing that for?

See what he said? We don't get the

annulment.

Don't type that. What?

Stop typing. [laughter]

Hey.

Stop typing.

STOP TYPING. STOP TYPING.

OKAY, DO YOU SEE DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE

keeping me married to?

>> [laughter]

>> You need to get out of my chambers. All

right, look, lady, here is the deal. I

came here for an annulment and I am not

leaving here until I get one.

>> Would you like to spend the night in

jail? Okay, thank you for your time.

Oh, honey, thank god you're home. I was

getting worried.

I picked up the divorce papers.

Uh

I've already signed everything and I put

little X's where you need to sign. Oh,

little X's, great. That makes up for

everything.

You know, I

You've done a lot of stupid stuff, too,

okay? Oh, name one stupid thing that is

as stupid as this one. Okay, how about

you flew to London to stop my wedding?

How about you told me you loved me after

I was already married?

>> a minute. That was different. I did

those things because I was in love with

you.

>> Yeah, right.

You're right. That's very different.

So, let's let's just sign the papers.

What?

Nothing.

Okay, can we just sign, please? Mhm.

>> [laughter]

>> Congratulations.

Okay, wait, Ross. Wait Wait a minute. Um

I uh kind of have a little confession.

What?

Uh well, you know, this whole marriage

thing

kind of my idea.

Excuse me? Uh well, remember how we were

too drunk to remember anything the night

we were married?

Yeah. And uh yeah, I didn't really I

didn't want to say anything, but it just

kind of kept coming back to me and

um remember we were in the casino and

for some reason you thought it would be

funny to eat a lot of grapes.

And uh and I thought it would be funnier

if we got married.

So,

as a as a compromise, we decided first

to get married and then eat a lot of

grapes.

>> [laughter]

>> So, um

sorry I

got us into this whole thing.

So, then if if I mean, if you think

about it, this is all

your fault.

Yeah, don't push it, though.

I got to say I

I know I divorced a lot of women.

Never thought I'd be divorcing you.

I know.

I always thought if you and I got

married, that would be the one that

stuck.

And it wouldn't be a secret.

And we wouldn't have our wedding dinner

at Pizza Hut.

>> [laughter]

>> Did I Did I even treat? No, it was on

the house. It was It was a newlywed

special.

That may be the most depressing thing

I've heard in my life.

>> [laughter]

>> All right, I should probably get these

to my lawyer's office. Yeah.

Hey, thanks, Ross, for taking care of

all this.

>> Uh no problem.

I'm going to need a copy of those.

>> Totally.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
marriage /ˈmærɪdʒ/ A2	noun - the legal or formal union of two people
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ A2	noun - a marriage ceremony
drunk /drʌŋk/ B1	adjective - affected by alcohol to the extent of losing control
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B1	noun/verb - the legal dissolution of a marriage
annulment /əˈnʌlmənt/ C2	noun - a legal procedure for declaring a marriage null and void
lawyer /ˈlɔːjər/ A2	noun - a person who practices or studies law
testify /ˈtɛstɪfaɪ/ C1	verb - give evidence as a witness in a law court
confession /kənˈfɛʃən/ B2	noun - a formal statement admitting that one is guilty of a crime or error
tombstone /ˈtuːmˌstoʊn/ C1	noun - a large stone marking a grave
depressing /dɪˈprɛsɪŋ/ B2	adjective - causing or resulting in a feeling of miserable dejection
mistake /mɪˈsteɪk/ A1	noun - an action or judgment that is misguided or wrong
witness /ˈwɪtnəs/ B2	noun - a person who sees an event take place
relationship /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ A2	noun - the way in which two or more people are connected
impression /ɪmˈprɛʃən/ B2	noun - an idea, feeling, or opinion about something or someone
nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ A2	adjective - easily agitated or alarmed

Key Grammar Structures

• Does that freak you out?

  ➔ Phrasal Verbs

  ➔ "Freak out" is an informal phrasal verb meaning to become very anxious, upset, or scared.

• But we we didn't have sex, uh did we?

  ➔ Tag Questions

  ➔ Tag questions are used at the end of sentences to seek confirmation or agreement.

• Most people get married in Vegas are drunk.

  ➔ Participle Phrase as Adjective Clause

  ➔ "Married" functions here as a past participle used to describe the state of the people.

• Because you paid for the first two, so you get the third one for free.

  ➔ First Conditional (implied)

  ➔ This structure suggests a predictable outcome based on a condition: 'If you pay for two, you get the third for free'.

• I've been a divorce attorney for 23 years.

  ➔ Present Perfect Continuous/Simple for Duration

  ➔ Used to describe an action that started in the past and continues to the present.

• I wouldn't have another failed marriage.

  ➔ Modal Verb 'Would' (Hypothetical/Intent)

  ➔ In this context, 'would' expresses a strong personal refusal or firm intent regarding the future.

• You were not of sound mind.

  ➔ Fixed Expression/Idiom

  ➔ "Of sound mind" is a legal idiom meaning mentally competent or sane.

• I'm hoping to get a permanent job here.

  ➔ Present Continuous for Temporary/Current Situation

  ➔ Describes an ongoing current state or aspiration.