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Just so you know, I'm not going to make

a turkey this year.

>> What?

>> Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.

>> Phoebe,

>> turkeys are beautiful, intelligent

animals.

>> No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid

and delicious.

>> Right. Okay. It's not just Phoebe.

Will's still on a diet. Chandler doesn't

eat Thanksgiving food. And Rachel's

having her aversion to poultry.

>> She is?

>> Yeah. Did you remember I had to leave

the room the other day when you had that

roast chicken? Yeah, but I thought that

was just because I put the whole thing

on my hand and made it walk across the

table.

>> Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to

make a whole turkey for just three

people. Okay. It's just it's it's a lot

of work.

>> But you got to have turkey on

Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with

no turkey is like like Fourth of July

with no apple pie or or Friday with no

two pizzas.

>> All right, fine. If it means that much

to you, but just there's going to be a

ton left over.

>> No, no, they won't. I promise I will

finish that turkey.

You're telling me you can eat almost an

entire turkey in one sitting?

>> That's right. Cuz I'm a tribani.

This is what we do. I mean, we may not

be great thinkers or or world leaders.

We don't read a lot or run very fast,

but damn it, we can eat.

>> It's enough. You know, it's nothing.

>> Okay.

So, uh, I think I'm going to take off.

>> Yeah. No, wait. What Joey? No, wait. It

is. It's something. It's It It's um It's

my boss.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. And um

and my baby.

>> Yeah.

>> My boss wants to buy my baby.

>> What?

Oh my Oh my god.

>> I know. I told you. It's a really big

problem.

He wants to buy your baby.

>> Can you believe that?

>> That's crazy.

>> That's what I told him.

>> How did this even happen?

>> Yeah, I I'll tell you.

>> See, uh my my boss and uh and his wife,

they they can't have children. So, um

and then when we were at the Christmas

party and he got drunk and he said to

me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."

Man,

when you said it was a problem about

your boss and the baby, I figured it was

something about maternity leave.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah, that that would have been a much

simpler problem.

Hey, great advice on that Joey thing.

>> Yeah, the work problem. It

>> was perfect. I mean, it really felt like

he was my friend again.

>> What problem did you tell him you have?

>> That's That's not important.

>> The point is, I really I think

everything's going to be okay.

>> May I help you? You think you can just

buy my friend's baby?

>> I have a date tonight. It has to go

well. Okay. I'm scared for my health.

>> Okay. Okay. Um Oh. Oh. Oh, I got

something. Okay. It's this story that I

came up with. Very romantic. I swear any

woman that hears it, they're like putty.

>> Really? Well, then tell it to me.

>> Okay. Now, you're going to want to have

sex with me when you hear it. But you

have to remember it is just the story.

>> I'll try to control myself.

>> Okay.

years ago when I was backpacking across

Western Europe.

>> You were backpacking across Western

Europe.

>> Have a nice six more months, Ross.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Please.

Please. You You were in Western Europe

and

I was just outside of Barcelona hiking

in the foothills of Mount Tibidabu.

I was at the end of this path and I came

to a clearing and there was a lake very

secluded and there were tall trees all

around. It was dead silent, gorgeous.

And across the lake I saw a beautiful

woman bathing herself,

but she was crying.

Why?

This is great wine.

>> It's from France

in Europe.

Western Europe,

>> you know. Um, a few years ago, uh,

actually I was backpacking across

Western Europe.

>> Really?

>> Mhm. Wait, IT GETS BETTER.

UM YEAH, I WAS in um Barcelona.

>> I studied for a year in Barcelona.

>> Anyway, um so I was um I was hiking.

>> I love hiking.

>> Oh, that's great.

>> I was hiking along the foothills of

Mount Tibidabo.

>> I think it's Tibeta.

>> Okay. Do you want TO TELL THE STORY?

>> SORRY, HONEY. I'm just having a having a

rough day.

>> Oh, what's wrong?

>> Oh, you really you really just don't

want to hear about it.

>> Then why did I ask?

>> Okay, it's just I mean, this is really

embarrassing, but lately with this whole

pregnancy thing, I'm just finding

myself,

how do I put this? Um,

erotically charged.

>> Is that college talk for horny?

>> Yeah.

So, you know, I have all of these

feelings and I don't know what to do

about them because I can't date like a

normal person, which is fine because I

don't need a relationship. I mean, all I

really want is one great night, just

sex, you know, no strings attached, no

relationship, just with someone that I

feel comfortable with and who knows what

he's doing for just one great night. I

mean, is that really so hard

to find?

So, how how was your day?

>> Good. I uh I saw a pretty big pigeon.

>> Well, I got to get up early and it's

almost 7:00. So,

>> I got I got to throw it in my room, too.

>> Good night.

>> I CAN'T DO IT. I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO

IT.

>> You're Rachel.

>> YOU'RE JOEY.

>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND. IT'S

>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

>> PLUS, it would be wrong and weird and

and and and bad

>> and so bad. I don't even know what

you're talking about because I didn't

ask you to do anything.

>> I know.

>> You want to do it?

>> No.

>> Me neither. I'M JUST TESTING YOU. HEY,

WELL THAT'S THE END OF THIS

CONVERSATION.

>> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

>> HAPPENED.

>> GOOD NIGHT.

>> Get back in there.

>> Jelly. Those are my maternity pants.

>> No. No. These are my Thanksgiving pants.

Well, that's it.

I'm done.

Here come the meat sweats.

>> Well, Joey, we're all we're all very

proud of you.

>> Yes. I believe we can expect a call from

the president any moment now.

>> Is there anything we can do for you? No,

just nobody press on my stomach.

>> You can keep those pants, by the way.

>> What do you got there?

>> Is that pie?

>> Yeah. You want some?

>> Uh, just cut me a little sliver.

A little bigger.

Little bigger.

What are you afraid you're going to run

out? Cut me a real piece.

Hi.

>> Hi.

>> So, which one of you lucky boys is

Chandler?

>> Uh, that that that's me.

>> That's me.

>> Joey Triani. Big fan.

>> So, is that a bedroom?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Right over there.

>> All right. Whenever you're ready.

>> That was weird.

Why? Why would she go in the bedroom?

>> I'm waiting.

>> So, she's a

>> Yep, that's one naked hooker.

>> So, tonight's the night of the big

bachelor party.

>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that

girl's number.

>> No problem. Say who's the party for?

>> For my husband.

>> You hired your husband a hooker?

She's a stripper.

>> No, she's a hooker.

>> Is Is that what they call strippers

sometimes?

>> When they're hookers.

>> My god, Ste. I I can't believe you did

this. Now, you're absolutely sure she's

a hooker?

>> It's either that or she's just the best

most expensive date I ever had.

>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you

should just ask her to leave.

>> Why me?

>> Hey, it's your bachelor party.

>> Which is why you should do it. I don't

want to. You do it.

>> You do it. You do it.

>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who

has to tell the to leave?

>> What?

>> I miss this.

>> I don't think we've actually done this

before.

>> No, no, no, no. I I miss hanging out

with you.

>> Well, we we still hang out.

>> Yeah, not like we used to. Remember you

and me used to be inseparable.

Oh, now it's like

things are different. Well, you know,

things are different. I'm I'm married

now.

>> Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong.

I am so happy for you guys. But I just I

miss hanging out just just us, you know.

>> Yeah, I miss that too.

>> I'll tell you what. From now when we'll

make time to hang out with each other.

>> You got it. Come here.

>> Oh god. Listen, I am this close to

robbing you guys.

>> She's a hooker. SHE'S A HOOKER. She's a

>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.

>> So, now you go.

>> No, I don't want to tell you.

>> Why not?

>> How's this embarrassing?

>> More embarrassing than shiny raspberry

lip balm.

>> I didn't say raspberry before, did I?

>> Just Just tell me, Rick. Just tell me.

>> Okay.

All right, stand up.

Well, when we're at the door, I lightly

press my lips against his

and then move into his body just for a

second

and then I make this sound.

Okay, I know it doesn't sound like

anything, but I swear it works.

>> Yeah. Well, yeah, that would work. Yeah.

>> All right, I got to go to bed, honey. I

had such a wonderful time.

>> Yeah.

Me, too.

>> Star student. You know, you called me

that before. So, I I took the liberty of

fashioning a star out of aluminum foil.

Now, no pressure. You like my cookies?

You give me the star.

>> Wow, a star.

I know you all hate me and and I'm

sorry, but I don't care.

Okay, Joey, you're up next.

>> Oh my god, this is amazing. You get an

A.

>> I get an A.

A in school. Hey, I'm a dork.

>> Joey, I'm so proud of you.

>> I think you should give him your star.

Excuse me.

>> He doesn't even know what he's doing.

>> We're all beginners here. Nobody knows

what they're doing.

>> I do. I'm a professional chef.

>> Oh, relax. It's not a courtroom drama.

>> If you're a professional chef, what are

you doing in taking introduction to

cooking?

>> YEAH,

>> I'm I'm sorry. It's just that um Well, I

I cook at this restaurant, Allesandro,

and um I just got a really bad review.

>> Oh, Alesandro. I love that place.

>> You do?

>> Oh, yes. You're an excellent chef. As a

person, you're a little

>> Oh, I'm totally crazy. But you like the

food

very much. Okay, then. I don't stink.

I'm a good chef. Okay.

>> Well, I don't want to go. I'm having

fun.

>> Well, actually, did either of you pay

for this class?

>> Hey, hey, hey. If my friend says it's

time to go, it's time to go.

Every year Ross makes a toast and it's

always really moving and always makes

them cry. Well, this year I'm going to

make them cry.

>> And you you wonder why Ross is their

favorite?

>> No, really. Anytime Ross makes a toast,

everyone cries and hugs him and pats him

on the back and they all come up to me

and say, "God, your brother." You know

what they're going to say this year?

>> God, you

Well, I can promise you at least one

person will be crying. You know, I'm an

actor and any actor worth his salt can

cry on Q.

>> Really? Can do that?

>> Oh, you kidding me? Watch.

>> Well, I can't do it with you guys

watching me.

>> Hey, so uh how's it going living over at

Ross's? It's good except he makes us

watch the Discovery Channel all day

long.

>> Did you know that something really

boring happened to someone really ugly

in the Middle Ages?

>> Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys later.

>> Okay. Bye.

>> Bye.

>> One lucky to go cup of coffee.

>> Honey, I wish you would get over her. I

hate seeing you like this. Is there

anything I can do for you? Do you want

to look down my top?

>> Thanks. Maybe later.

>> Oh, Gunther, could I get a scone?

>> Do you want anything?

>> You know what I want? I want a lot of

things. I want to be with the woman I

love on Valentine's Day. And I want her

to love me back. And I want just one

moment of relief from the gutwrenching

pain and knowing that that's never going

to happen.

>> We have red bagels.

Okay,

>> I'm pregnant.

>> What?

>> Now give me the sandwich. Give me the

sandwich.

>> Well, obviously this is a mistake. You

can't be pregnant because you have to

have sex to get pregnant.

>> Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like

you did.

>> What? Dino,

>> can't believe this. You're the good one.

You went to college both years.

>> Who did this to you?

>> Bobby Corso. But he's a real nice guy. I

like him a lot. He's real funny.

>> You got pregnant for funny.

Dina,

if he's funny, laugh.

I'll be back in a little while. You stay

here.

>> Why? Where you going?

>> I can't look at you right now.

>> Well, I know.

>> Hey, did Rachel find you?

>> No. Why?

>> Oh, she was looking for you.

>> Oh, well, I guess I'll catch up with you

later.

>> Well, she really wanted to talk to you

now.

>> Yeah, it uh seemed pretty important.

Oh no.

>> What?

>> I think I might know what this is about.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. Uh

uh we promised we were going to tell

anybody this, but uh

about a month ago,

Rachel and I slept together

>> and

Well, I thought you'd be a little more

shocked. Uh

>> oh. Sorry. And

>> well, we we said we'd just do it that

one time, but but now I I think she may

want to start things up again.

>> Yeah, I don't think that's what it is.

>> You like Rachel?

>> Yes, I like Rachel.

Rachel. Rachel. Yeah. Okay. But uh Hey,

you know you know who else I like? You.

And and it doesn't get said enough. I

like you, Ross.

Ra. Rachel. Rachel.

>> Yeah. It's not a big deal.

>> It's not a big deal. Oh, I'm sorry. I

do. Um,

what about all the stuff you you just

said? I mean, how about uh like if you

can't stop thinking about her, like how

you can't sleep.

>> I'm an actor. You know, as as a group,

we tend to be over dramatic.

>> Rachel, who's carrying my baby? Rachel,

>> look, no. I I know it's bad and I know

it's wrong, okay? But but it's not it's

not like anything's ever going to

happen. You know, these these are just

feelings. They're going to go away.

You know, I I got to go. Oh,

>> come on, Ros. Say, Ros, I just, you

know, I just have one Rachel.

>> Rachel,

>> I don't believe in these crazy diets,

you know, just everything in moderation.

your muffins.

>> Uh,

>> I'll take those to go

>> for the kids.

>> Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You

were on the show years ago and then they

killed you off. What happened there?

>> It's so stupid. I said some stuff in an

interview that I really shouldn't have

said, but believe me, that is not going

to happen today.

>> Understood.

>> So, what did you say back then?

>> Oh, I said that I

You guys, this is Shel. She's

interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest.

Shel, these are my friends.

>> Hi, I'm Gal Pal Rachel Green. Um, and if

you want the dirt, I'm the one you come

to. This might be Joey's baby. Who

knows?

>> I'm just kidding. Seriously, gal pal

Rachel Green,

>> who just lost the respect of her unborn

child.

Um, I'm going to just go get this warmed

up.

>> Oh, dang it.

>> Joey, you're doing great.

>> Yeah, so far nothing stupid.

>> Mento. No thanks.

This is so exciting. So glamorous.

People taking our picture. How do I

look?

>> A little tall.

What? Now, would you mind crouching down

a little bit so that I look taller?

>> There you go.

>> Good job, Joe. Well done. Top notch.

>> You liked it? You really liked it?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Which part exactly?

the whole thing. Here we go. No, no, no,

no, no. Give me some specifics. I love

the specifics. The specifics were the

best part. Hey,

>> what about the scene with the kangaroo?

>> Did you Did you like that part?

>> I was surprised to see a kangaroo

in a World War I epic.

You fell asleep.

There was no kangaroo. They didn't take

any of my suggestions.

Thanks a lot for coming, buddy. See you

later.

>> Don't go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Look,

this guy fell asleep. He fell asleep,

too. Be mad at him.

>> Or call an ambulance.

>> Hey,

>> look. I know you've been really

depressed lately, so I've brought

someone over to cheer you up. Right

outside this door is a real live furry

playmate. Oh, no. I'm not sleeping with

your friend Jane again.

>> Hey, a dog. Oh, hi. Who you got to admit

looks a lot like Jane.

>> This is the happiest dog in the world. I

borrowed him from my friend Wendy. So,

you can keep him till he cheers you up.

And he will cheer you up.

>> Thanks so much, Feb. We are going to

have so much fun. Yes, we are. Oh, not

that kind of fun.

In what John Houston film would you hear

this line? Badges. We don't need no

stinking badges.

>> Treasure of Sarah Madre.

>> Correct. There's a POSSIBLE BACKWARDS

BONUS.

>> MADRE SIERRA THE OF TREASURE.

>> YES.

>> I'd like to go up the ladder of chance

to the golden mud hut, please.

>> Wise choice. How many rungs?

>> Six.

>> That noise can only mean ONE THING.

>> HUNGRY MONKEY.

>> MONKEY.

>> I'd like a Wicked Wango card.

>> Okay. It's an audio question. Name this

television theme song.

>> Oh.

>> Oh my god. Okay, I know this. Give me

Give ME A SECOND.

>> TELL IT TO TIME TURTLE.

>> SHUT UP.

>> I DREAM OF DREAMS.

>> YES. YES. You're back in the lead.

>> I'd like to spin the wheel.

>> Super speedy speed round.

>> Is there a hopping bonus?

>> Of course.

Who invented bif focals?

>> Ben Franklin.

>> Correct. Which monarch has ruled Great

Britain the longest?

>> Queen Victoria.

>> Correct. Again, but you forgot to switch

LEGS BETWEEN QUESTIONS, SO NO HOPPING

BONUS.

>> OH, EVERY TIME.

>> Now

over to Chandler.

>> I'd like a Google card.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yes. No.

Google.

>> Oh my god. Congratulations, Ross.

Because Chandler, you've been

bamboozled.

>> THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

>> Digest cross word puzzle. And guess who

is the clue for three down?

>> Three down. Days of Our Lives star blank

Tribani. That's me. I'm blank.

>> How cool is this? We know Three Down.

I'm touching Three Down.

>> Yeah, you are, baby.

>> Three down knows I'm married. What's

down doing?

>> So, do they call you to tell you your

name is going to be in this?

>> No. They really like me over there,

though. They wanted to do a big profile

on me, but I said no.

>> Why'd you say no?

>> Remember what happened the last time I

did an interview for them? I said I

write a lot of my own lines and then the

writers got mad and made my character

fall down the elevator shaft. So, who

knows what I might say this time.

>> If only there was something in your head

to control the things you say.

>> Oh, come on, Joey. you will totally keep

it in check this time. And plus, you

know, the publicity would be really good

for your career, and you deserve that.

And if you do the interview, you could

mention Oh, I don't know. Galpal Rachel

Green.

>> Is that gal pal spelled L O S E R?

>> You're in love with her. I thought you

knew that.

>> Um, no.

>> Oh,

hey, look, if it helps, I don't want to

feel this way. Honest. I just keep

thinking, ah, I'll get over this, you

know, but I just it just keeps getting

harder and I

I don't I don't know what to do, you

know? I don't What do I do?

You need to find out where she is

because if she's not where you are, then

you can start to move past this.

But what if uh and I'm not saying she

will be, but

>> if she is where you are, then uh

>> then my feeling weird about it shouldn't

stand in the way.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yeah.

Look, if if she's going to end up with

somebody else, truth is she couldn't

find a better guy. So,

>> okay. Thanks.

So, when do you think you're going to

talk to her?

>> Oh my god, I have to tell her.

I

>> mean, thought about what I would say.

What should I say?

>> I'm understanding, but let's not get

carried away.

>> Oh, you told your dad the truth about an

hour ago.

>> Want to go see a movie?

>> Yes.

>> Bye, Dad.

The hell is love to do it anyway? There

are more important things in a marriage

than love

consequences of your decision.

>> Hey, I do too think about the

consequences of my decisions.

But what gives you the right to

go to hell?

>> Stupid guy on my phone.

>> I'm not worried about her. I'm worried

about my baby. Whoever she dates, my

baby dates. No. No. Where is this actor

taking them?

>> Hey, I'm an actor, too.

I'm not sure. I think they're taking the

ferry out to some Italian place on

Staten Island.

>> A ferry? My baby's going on a ferry. Do

you have any idea how dangerous those

are?

>> Aren't we talking about those big boats

that carry cars? They go like 5 miles an

hour.

>> Why do they just jump out of an

airplane? Huh? That That's a fun date.

Or burn each other with matches. That's

fun, too.

>> Hey, Joey. Hey, Cash. Uh, hey, this is

Ross. Ross, this is Cash. Hey. Hey.

>> Hey. I I hear you're going on a feric

tonight.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Bit of a daredevil, are we?

>> Hey, you guys. You think this is too

Hi, Cash.

>> Hey, Rachel. You ready to go?

>> Yeah. All right. I'll see you guys

later.

>> Okay. Have a great time, you guys.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you.

>> And yes, IT IS TOO

>> AND HE said that you were looking for a

new place.

>> Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.

If certain Dutch people would just let

go.

I was kind of hoping you'd stay,

>> but Joey, I have to go. There's no room

for a baby here.

>> No room. It's a baby. It's like this

big.

You know, you you could put it over

here.

Or or we could put it right here. Oh,

it's cute, right? Or or we could put it

over here. You wouldn't even notice it.

Where's the baby?

Hey, it's not just a matter of where you

put it. I mean, a baby changes

everything. They cry all the time. I

mean, imagine bringing home some girl

and trying to score when there's a

screaming baby around.

>> I could use a challenge. It's getting

pretty easy.

>> It's so sweet that you want me to stay,

but I I can't do that to you. I mean, it

would disrupt your entire life.

I just

I I love living with you so much. I just

I wish things didn't have to change.

>> I know.

>> You know, I blame Ross for this.

>> I do too a little bit.

I'm

>> going to miss you.

You're the hottest roommate I ever had.

>> Hey.

>> Oh, good. You're here. Uh thieves,

listen. Uh sit down. I I got something I

want to say.

>> All right.

>> Um

now it's a scary world out there,

especially for a single mom, you know.

Now, always felt that you and I have a

special bond.

So,

Phoebe Buffet, will you marry me?

Oh my god,

>> Joey. Hell yeah, I'll marry you.

>> You can't marry him.

>> Hey, lady, your day is over. It's my

turn.

>> Phoebe,

>> what? Why can't you marry me?

>> I can and I will.

>> She's not pregnant. It's Rachel.

Rachel's the one who's pregnant. Okay.

>> Oh my god.

>> Hey, baby. I think he would notice when

you didn't have a baby in 9 months. It's

Joey.

>> I think I'm falling in love with you,

>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.

>> But I

>> But

>> Joey,

right? Hey, that's uh that's okay. It's

fine. It's uh

pretty much what I was expecting, you

know. So, uh it's no big deal. All

right.

>> I think I'm going to go.

>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't

leave like this. Now, come on. You

cannot do this to a pregnant woman.

>> Start to happy. You can't do that, Rich.

Cuz then he going to make me do.

Oh, there we go.

Can I

>> You know, I was only kidding.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
turkey /ˈtɜːrki/ A2	noun - A large bird often eaten at Thanksgiving
intelligent /ɪnˈtelɪdʒənt/ B1	adjective - Having the ability to learn and understand
aversion /əˈvɜːrʒn/ C1	noun - A strong dislike or disinclination
poultry /ˈpoʊltri/ B2	noun - Domestic fowl, such as chickens or turkeys
backpacker /ˈbækˌpækər/ B2	verb - Traveling and camping with a backpack
secluded /sɪˈkluːdɪd/ B2	adjective - Hidden from view; private
gorgeous /ˈɡɔːrdʒəs/ A2	adjective - Very beautiful
erotically /ɪˈrɒtɪkli/ C1	adjective - Relating to sexual desire
horny /ˈhɔːrni/ B2	adjective - Sexually aroused
hooker /ˈhʊkər/ B2	noun - A prostitute
bachelor /ˈbætʃələr/ B1	noun - An unmarried man
inseparable /ɪnˈsepərəbl/ B2	adjective - Unable to be separated
professional /prəˈfeʃənl/ B1	adjective - Relating to a job or profession
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ A2	adjective - Having a child developing in the body
publicity /pʌˈblɪsəti/ B2	noun - Public attention or notoriety

Key Grammar Structures

• Just so you know, I'm not going to make a turkey this year.

  ➔ Subjunctive mood / Reporting structure

  ➔ "Just so you know" is a common introductory phrase used to provide information or set context before making a statement.

• I promise I will finish that turkey.

  ➔ Future Simple (Will)

  ➔ "Will" is used here to make a spontaneous decision or a promise.

• I figured it was something about maternity leave.

  ➔ Past Simple & Subordinate clause

  ➔ "Figured" acts as a reporting verb, followed by a "that" clause (omitted) explaining a past assumption.

• You're going to want to have sex with me when you hear it.

  ➔ Future intention with 'be going to'

  ➔ "Be going to" suggests a high probability or certainty based on the speaker's confidence.

• I'm just finding myself erotically charged.

  ➔ Present Continuous (Reflexive usage)

  ➔ The structure "finding myself + adjective" describes a state that the speaker is currently noticing about themselves.

• If it were wrong, it would be weird.

  ➔ Second Conditional (Hypothetical)

  ➔ Uses "were" and "would be" to describe an unlikely or imaginary situation.

• How's it going living over at Ross's?

  ➔ Gerund after idiomatic expression

  ➔ "How's it going" is an informal way to ask about a situation, and "living" functions as a gerund.

• You can't be pregnant because you have to have sex.

  ➔ Modal verb 'can't' for logical deduction

  ➔ "Can't" is used here to indicate a negative logical conclusion based on facts.