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Oh my god. Under personal comments, New

York Knicks rule.

>> Yeah, the Knicks rule.

>> So, you must be going somewhere fancy to

celebrate.

>> Uh-huh. Um, next game.

>> Uh, aren't you a little overdressed?

>> Hey, you know what? I've never had a

one-year anniversary before. So, no

matter where we go, I'm wearing

something fancy pants and I'm going to

put on my finest jewelry and we're going

to have sex in a public restroom.

You guys do that? Chandler won't even

have sex in our bathroom.

>> That's where people make number two.

>> Excuse me. Anniversary.

Excuse me. Anniversary.

Um, yeah. Sir, could you could you move

your nachos? They're in my seat.

It's my anniversary. Here

we are. Can't believe it's been a whole

year.

>> I know. This has been the best year.

This has been the best year of my life.

>> Me, too. I never thought I could love

someone this much.

>> I feel the same way.

>> You're so generous and kind, and you're

amazing in bed.

It's our anniversary.

>> Knicks fans, please turn your attention

to the big screen on the scoreboard.

Someone has a special question to ask.

>> Oh, how lame. Oh, it's so tacky and

impersonal.

>> Really?

>> Oh, it's the worst way to propose.

>> Excuse me.

We were at the game and this guy

proposed to his girlfriend on the big

screen thing.

>> Oh, that is so tacky.

>> Well, that's what I said. But it turns

out Mike was planning on proposing to me

that same way last night.

>> Oh my god. Mike was going to propose.

>> Baby, that's huge.

>> Well, do you want to marry him?

>> Yeah, I really do. Yes, but after I

dumped on the way he was going to

propose to me, I don't think he's ever

going to ask again. I mean, I said no in

Barbados and now this.

>> She's right. If I were a guy. And

>> did I just say if I were a guy?

>> Maybe you don't need him to propose to

you. Maybe you could propose to him.

>> Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Isn't

that a little desperate?

>> I proposed to Chandler.

>> All right, moving on.

>> Well, I don't think it was desperate. I

think it was amazing.

>> Thank you.

>> Well, do you think I should propose?

>> I think it could be kind of great.

>> Absolutely. You'll love the feeling.

There's nothing like it.

>> Okay. Okay. So, how should I do it? How

about at a game on the big screen?

>> How about at a foot locker?

>> What? What? He obviously thinks that's a

nice way to be proposed to. Plus, he'd

never suspect it. Yeah, that does make

sense.

>> Great game, huh?

>> Why do you keep looking at the screen?

>> I'm not. I'm praying.

Please let the Knicks win. Thank you,

Thor.

>> Where you Where you going?

>> Going to go to the bathroom.

>> Well, I think you should wait.

>> Why?

Well, if you don't if you don't hold it

in, you don't you don't get all the

nutrients.

>> Knicks fans, please turn your attention

to the big screen on the scoreboard.

Someone has a special question to ask.

>> Mike Hanigan, will you marry me?

>> Get a load of this. She's proposing to

him. Yes, we know who wears the pants in

that family.

Well, that's not very enlightening.

>> Hey, hey,

boo. Boo you.

>> Would you like to go to a basketball

game with no?

>> You know, it's funny basketball because

I happen to have tickets to

um

Who likes the Nick?

What do you think?

>> Oh, well, as a single woman who is

available,

>> I think you look great.

>> Huh?

>> Yep. Oh, yeah. You look great.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks great.

>> Um, so you like it?

>> I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I I

think I'm going to wear it home.

>> Great.

>> All right. Well, thank you so much for

all your help.

>> Well, I guess uh I guess this is it.

>> Thanks. Maybe I'll see you in the

spring, you know, with the uh for the

bathing suits.

>> Well, well, you don't want to do that

now.

>> That's okay. I

>> Anyway, hopefully I I'll see you around

sometime.

>> Basketball.

>> Sorry.

>> I uh I have two tickets to the Knicks

game tonight if you're interested. Just

as a thank you for this week.

>> Wow, that would be great.

>> Really?

>> Yeah, that would be fantastic. My my

nephew is crazy about the Knicks.

This is fantastic. Thank you so much,

Rachel.

>> Good morning.

>> Hi.

Okay, for next time, what do you say?

>> I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket.

Not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.

>> So, the first time you asked a guy out,

he he turned you down.

>> He didn't turn me down. He's at the

game, isn't he? I got the date. I'm just

not on it.

>> Okay. What have we always wanted to do

together? braid each other's hair and

ride horseback on the beach.

>> No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow

night, you and I are going to be at the

Wizards Knicks game.

>> Courtzside. Courtside. Oh my god.

>> Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for

the ball and break my jaw with his knee.

>> That is so cool. I'll let Monica know.

>> Hello.

>> Joey just called. He's got courtside

Nicks tickets for him and me tomorrow

night.

>> Really? But but tomorrow night's the

only night I get off from the

restaurant. If you go to the game, then

we won't have a night together for

another week.

>> But it's courtside. The cheerleaders are

going to be right in.

>> That's not the way to convince you.

>> Taylor, look, I don't want to be one of

those wives that says you can't go to

the game. You have to spend time with

me. So, if you could just realize it on

your own.

>> I I know you're right. I want to see

you, too.

I just got to figure out a way to tell

Joey, you know, he's really looking

forward to this. Tell him that you

haven't seen your wife in a long time.

>> Tell him that having a long-distance

relationship is really difficult. Tell

him that what little time we have

together is is precious.

>> Yeah, I'll think of something.

>> Hey guys, what should I wear to a Knicks

game?

>> Uh, a t-shirt that says I don't belong

here.

>> You have Knicks tickets?

>> Yeah, my mom got my dad's season tickets

in the divorce, so she just gave them to

me. Yeah, apparently they're they're

pretty good seats.

>> Oh my god, those are almost right on the

floor.

>> Do you guys want these?

>> Yeah.

>> Can we Well, you got them.

>> Just give us our apartment back.

>> Oh, I didn't see that coming.

>> Are you serious?

>> Oh, come on. We know what these are

worth.

>> What do you think? We're stupid. Not

stupid. You're meaner than I thought.

>> What do you say?

>> Forget it. Okay. I'm not giving up my

bachelor pad for some basketball seats.

>> Your bachelor pad? Have you even had a

girl up here?

>> No,

but uh Joey has and I usually talk to

them in the morning time.

Oh. Oh, God.

Hey, you want a beer?

>> I know.

>> Open it up. Open it up. Open up.

>> We'll discuss it in the morning.

What the hell is going on?

>> We took our apartment back.

>> Sup,

dude.

Take whatever you want. Just please

don't hurt me.

It's like playing a little PlayStation,

huh?

That's whack.

PlayStation

is whack.

Sup with the whack PlayStation sump.

Huh?

Come on. Am I 19 or what?

>> Yes. On a scale from one to 10, 10 being

the dumbest a person can look, you are

definitely 19.

>> Come on, man. Really? How old?

>> Young. You're a manchild. Okay, now go

get changed because everybody's ready.

And please Oh, please keep my underwear.

>> Oh, thanks.

>> Okay,

>> Monica, we got a question.

>> All right, for the zillionth time, yes,

I see other women in the shower at the

gym. And no, I don't look.

>> No, not that one. We're trying to figure

out who to bring to the Knicks game

tonight. We have an extra ticket.

>> Yeah. Ross can't go. So, it's between my

friend Eric Prower, who has breath

issues, and Dan with the poking. Did you

see that play? Do you want some more

beer? Is that Spike Lee?

>> Okay.

>> Hey, why don't you ask Richard?

>> Okay. Uh, hey Richard. If you had an

extra ticket to the Knicks game

and you had to choose between a friend

who smelled and one who bruises you, who

would you pick?

>> Wow. Well, being a huge Knicks fan

myself, I think you should take someone

who's a huge Knicks fan.

>> Okay, that's Eric.

>> Glad to be of help. Matches.

I meant why don't you take Richard to

the game?

>> What?

>> I don't know.

>> Come on. He keeps his fingers to himself

and he's always minty fresh.

>> I know. Rich's really nice and

everything. Uh it's just that we don't

know him really well, you know. And plus

he's, you know, older

than some people,

but uh younger than some buildings.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
fancy /ˈfænsi/ A2	adjective - elaborate in structure or decoration; expensive
anniversary /ˌænɪˈvɜːrsəri/ A2	noun - the date on which an event took place in a previous year
generous /ˈdʒenərəs/ B1	adjective - showing a readiness to give more of something than is strictly necessary
propose /prəˈpoʊz/ B1	verb - to ask someone to marry you
desperate /ˈdespərət/ B2	adjective - feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with
suspect /səˈspekt/ B1	verb - to have an idea or impression of the existence, presence, or truth of something
nutrients /ˈnuːtriənts/ B2	noun - a substance that provides nourishment essential for growth and the maintenance of life
enlightening /ɪnˈlaɪtənɪŋ/ C1	adjective - providing greater knowledge and understanding
available /əˈveɪləbl/ A2	adjective - able to be used or obtained; at leisure to do something
precious /ˈpreʃəs/ B2	adjective - of great value; not to be wasted or treated carelessly
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ A2	noun - the legal dissolution of a marriage
bachelor /ˈbætʃələr/ B2	noun - a man who is not and has never been married
manchild /ˈmæn.tʃaɪld/ C1	noun - an adult man who behaves in an immature or childish way
bruise /bruːz/ B2	verb - to cause a blue or purple mark on the skin by hitting it
minty /ˈmɪnti/ C1	adjective - having the fresh, cool flavor or scent of mint

Key Grammar Structures

• I never thought I could love someone this much.

  ➔ Modal verbs of possibility in the past

  ➔ The structure "could" + verb is used here to describe an ability or belief about the past.

• Maybe you don't need him to propose to you.

  ➔ Infinitive clause after a verb

  ➔ The verb "need" is followed by "him" (object) and the infinitive "to propose".

• If I were a guy, did I just say if I were a guy?

  ➔ Second Conditional (Hypothetical)

  ➔ The use of "were" instead of "was" indicates a hypothetical or unreal situation.

• He'd never suspect it.

  ➔ Conditional perfect/future in the past

  ➔ The contraction "'d" stands for "would", representing a predicted outcome in a past context.

• I happen to have tickets to the Knicks game.

  ➔ The "happen to" construction

  ➔ Used to say that something is true by chance or coincidence.

• If you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.

  ➔ First Conditional (Real possibility)

  ➔ Used to talk about a condition that has a real, likely result in the future or present.

• I'm not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats.

  ➔ Phrasal verb

  ➔ "Giving up" means to relinquish or stop holding onto something.

• She's proposing to him.

  ➔ Present Continuous

  ➔ The structure "is" + verb-ing describes an action happening at the moment of speaking.