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[English]

[music] No one told you life was going

to be this way.

Your job's a joke you broke. Your love

lives the only way.

It's like you're always stuck in second

gear. [music]

When it hasn't been your day, we lost

your [music]

I'll be there for you.

>> [music]

>> I'll be there for you like I've been

there before. I'll be there for [music]

you.

[music]

>> Oh my god. Rachel Green.

>> Rob Tilman.

>> No. No. It's It's me, Ross.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tilman.

>> [laughter]

>> No, no, no. Ross Giller. Oh,

>> of course. Monica's brother.

>> Yeah, right.

>> Wow. How are you?

>> Good. Good. I'm I'm married.

>> Oh, me too. [laughter]

>> Isn't it the best?

>> Oh, it's the best.

>> So, um, how's Monica?

>> Oh, really, really great. Yeah,

actually, she's right down the street.

Um, do you you know what? You should

stop by and say hi.

>> Oh, I would love to.

>> Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh, she'd be so excited.

>> Oh, okay. Oh, wait. Don't you have to

pay for your busted ladies?

>> Hey,

>> Mom. Look who I ran into.

>> Oh my god, RACHEL. [laughter]

>> You look terrific.

>> Oh, so do you.

>> Did you lose weight?

>> You were so sweet to notice. Yes, I lost

THREE AND A HALF POUNDS.

AND YOU you remember my friend Chandler

>> and uh and and that's Phoebe over there.

>> Hi.

>> Oh my god. Sit down. Sit down. How long

has it been since we've seen each other?

>> 1987, the day after Christmas, Shawn

McMahon's party. I I played you one of

my songs, you know, interplanetary

courtship ritual. [laughter]

>> Oh, yeah.

>> So, are are do you still do you still do

music?

>> Well, sometimes you should come over

sometime. I'll play you one of my other

>> Oh my god. Joey Trivani from Days of Our

Lives just walked in here.

>> Ra, he's a friend of ours.

>> You are friends with Dr. Drake Raor.

>> It's kind of hard to be friends with

Drake because of his busy schedule and

the fact that he's not real.

>> Hey. Hey. Or I could bring my keyboard

here sometime.

>> He's coming. HE'S COMING OVER, JOEY.

>> I KNOW. HERE. HERE.

>> OH.

[laughter] NO, this is my friend Rachel.

We went to high school together.

[laughter]

>> I

I love you on that show.

>> I watch you every day. I mean, when you

took out your own kidney to save your

ex-wife, even though she tried to kill

you. [laughter]

>> Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.

>> She's not crazy, is she?

>> So, uh, how are you doing?

I was I was thinking maybe uh maybe we

can spice things up a little.

>> What do you mean,

>> Carol? Our sex life, IT IT'S JUST NOT

IT.

>> HEY THERE, LITTLE FELLA. [laughter]

>> HEY. HEY, why don't we get some shoes on

you? Huh? Hey, why don't you show dad

how you can put your shoes on in your

room? Yay. [laughter]

>> Yay.

Seriously, our sex life.

I was thinking maybe I don't know, we

could try some some new things, you

know, for fun.

>> Like what?

>> Well, I don't know. Um

what if we uh were to

tie each other up?

[laughter]

>> Um some people

eat stuff off one another.

Yeah.

Um, you know, we we could try dirty

talk. Uh, [laughter]

um, we could we could have a threesome.

>> I love that idea. [laughter]

>> Pick up my vitamins.

Teach me how to spell vitamins.

Wear in my new jeans.

>> You realize what you are, don't you?

>> What?

>> You're his

No, no, no,

>> wait. You didn't just sit on my Kit

Kats, did you?

>> No. There there was a a little little

dip in the market and I lost $13

million.

>> But the Kit Kats are all right.

>> What am I GOING TO DO? WHAT AM I GOING

TO DO? I CAN'T CALL my office. They'll

kill me. I can't call my clients.

THEY'LL KILL THEMSELVES. [laughter]

GREAT. Now my chest hurts. What? My

chest hurts.

And now I I can't breathe. Baby, are you

having a heart attack?

>> Well, if I were, would would I have

shooting pains up and down my left arm?

>> Yes. Then yes, that is what I'm having.

>> Who sold a story to Aren't you comics?

>> Oh my god, THAT'S SO GREAT. OH, WOW.

[laughter]

YOU'RE A POLISH WRITER. I WISH I HAD A

PRESENT for you.

>> Wait a minute.

>> My last good.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> You want to share it? Okay. Okay. Tell

me something, Joey.

>> I just fell right off the couch there.

>> Yeah, you did.

>> I'm okay.

>> Let me here you go.

>> Whoops.

>> Let me ask you a question.

>> Yeah.

>> When was the last time

>> someone told [music] you just how

beautiful you are?

>> Wow.

I can't [music] I can't feel my hands.

[laughter]

>> And I want you to have it.

>> No. No. Yes. Yes. And every time you

look at it, I want you to remember that

you are a good person. Okay? Now, you

had the chance to cheat and with me,

>> but you didn't. And that's what this

ring stands for.

>> But I thought that ring stood for

Capri's undying love for her brother.

>> Look, you want the ring or not?

>> Yeah.

>> [music]

>> Oh [laughter]

my god, Barry.

>> You said you were going to be away all

weekend. Oh,

>> that's right. I'm sorry. I I am early.

Finish, please.

>> Hey, Febs. Call security.

>> Fees. Uh, didn't you get fired?

>> I don't think so.

>> Phoebe.

>> Jack. Hey,

>> what are you doing here?

>> All better. Back to work. Except this

clown from research told me I was fired.

He should do his research, huh?

>> Well, you were fired.

[laughter]

>> Nuh-uh.

>> I told that guy who answered your phone.

>> Oh, okay. I didn't get that message, so

this doesn't count. Anyway, I'll be in

my office.

>> Uh, Phoebe, you you you don't have an

office.

>> That's all right. I'll I'll work right

here. This is good. next to this plant.

>> You're in my office. [laughter]

>> Look, I have made a lot of cash for this

company. Okay, I am talking big bucks,

pesos, yen, rubles. You make one little

mistake.

>> You lost $13 million.

>> Oh, so now this is all about money.

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT OW! OH,

you have got to be kidding. [laughter]

>> Are you all right?

>> I'm having another heart attack.

>> What? I'M HAVING ANOTHER HEART ATTACK.

CALL 911. [laughter]

>> Dumb ass.

>> Yeah, come in, eat, whatever you want.

Dr. Roger got beeped again.

>> Yeah, I know. Guess who beeped him?

>> What?

>> I'm the ruptured spleen.

>> Why would you do that?

>> Because you shouldn't be with him.

You should be with me.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. When you were talking about Roger,

that was killing me. Look, things like

last night, they don't just happen, you

know, or at least not to me. But with

the other two women

in the morning, you know, I would just

lie there and I couldn't wait to just go

hang out with my friends. But with you,

I was, you know, already with a friend,

>> Chandler.

>> And I know you probably don't want to go

out with me, you know, cuz I make too

many jokes and I've never been in a

serious relationship. And I guess I'm

not technically a doctor.

[cheering]

[applause]

>> There was just one woman, wasn't there?

No, there were two

>> including me.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Only takes two heart attacks to finally

make you see. One of them won't do it,

but the second will set you free.

[laughter]

Tell all your hate and anger it's time

to say goodbye. And that is just what I

will do soon as those bastards I worked

for die.

[applause]

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
terrific /təˈrɪfɪk/ B2	adjective - very good or excellent
busted /ˈbʌstɪd/ B2	adjective - broken or damaged
ritual /ˈrɪtʃuəl/ B2	noun - a series of actions performed in a set order
schedule /ˈʃɛdjuːl/ A2	noun - a plan for carrying out a process or procedure
kidney /ˈkɪdni/ B2	noun - a pair of organs in the abdomen that remove waste from blood
spice /spaɪs/ B1	verb - to add interest or excitement to something
threesome /ˈθriːsəm/ C1	noun - a sexual act involving three people
vitamins /ˈvaɪtəmɪnz/ B1	noun - organic compounds essential for health
market /ˈmɑːrkɪt/ A2	noun - the business or trade of buying and selling
clients /ˈklaɪənts/ B1	noun - a person or organization using the services of a professional
breathe /briːð/ A2	verb - to take air into the lungs
comics /ˈkɒmɪks/ A2	noun - a medium used to express ideas by images, often combined with text
undying /ʌnˈdaɪɪŋ/ C2	adjective - eternal or lasting
security /sɪˈkjʊərəti/ B1	noun - the state of being free from danger
ruptured /ˈrʌptʃərd/ C2	adjective - broken or burst