– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

- Chris has five hearts.

Every time he laughs, he loses a heart.

And if he loses all his hearts in this video,

he gets pelted by a hundred eggs

and then gets slime dropped on top of him.

- What? I didn't know about the last part.

- Pew.

- Oh wait, wait, wait.

- A smile doesn't...

- That was a laugh.

- A smile doesn't count as a laugh.

- , it was close.

, it's like that was close.

- You just want to pelt me with a hundred eggs.

- And slim you, yes. Someone give this man a raise.

- Ooh, nice.

Oh, he's Fortnite dancing.

- He's getting into it. Let's go.

Throw it back.

Hey. Okay.

He's running from the cops on roller skates.

- That's genius.

They'll never be able to catch him.

- I got you a present.

- Beans. I watched too much TikTok.

You know the comments was right,

they say that you laugh at everything,

just to make me laugh.

- Of course.

- Oh.

- Elmo.

- Superheroes getting some dance.

- Those aren't superheroes.

Elmo is a superhero? Dora?

- I ate Mr. Boosty Beasty for the first time.

Mr. Beast, Mr. Bust.

- Mr. Bust.

- Stop watching so much TikTok.

- To be fair, this was like a big meme.

This was everywhere.

- That was funny but also kind of sad.

I don't know why I put that one in.

- Sometimes watching kids get hurt is funny.

As long as they're okay.

- I bet we get him on this.

So we got a chicken nugget and some dipping sauce.

- Yeah.

- I knew it.

I knew we'd get him.

- Imagine being the person at the bottom, just bam.

- Imagine losing a life 'cause you laugh.

- Imagine Dragons.

- These nuts all over your face.

- Yeah.

- Four hearts stand between him

and a hundred eggs and slime.

- I can do this.

- We'll see.

Let's go.

- That was close. That's cute.

Look at that armadillo go.

- When your son makes his own riding lawnmower.

- I'm gonna see Tucker doing this

out in my backyard one day.

- This wasn't even funny, I just thought this was cool.

- That is actually cool.

- Hey, if you're this kid here and you can prove it,

I'll send you a thousand dollars.

- Wow.

- Okay.

- I saw this one, sorry.

- Stop watching so much Tiktok.

- I do watch a lot of Tiktok.

- That would've got him if he hadn't seen it.

He, oh my god.

- I think I actually sent you this.

- I don't ever watch the Tiktoks you send me.

- Wow.

- 'Cause he send like five a day.

- I send way more than five a day.

This foo.

- That's funny, I thought we'd get him on that.

- Did you know you can stick a fork to a wall

with tape, but you can't without tape.

- That was a laugh.

- That was a nose exhale.

- Which is a laugh.

- I breathed outta my nose.

- Are we reviewing the footage?

That's a laugh, that is 100% a laugh.

You exhaled air and you smiled.

That is a laugh. Lost another heart.

- Look at this distinguished gentleman.

Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very...

- It looks like he's got hands.

- It does. It's adorable.

- They must have thought I left.

- Huskies are so freaking loud.

- They're like, "Mom, Mom, you left!"

She's like, "I was pooping."

- Away for five minutes.

They're like, "Mom, we're so scared.

We don't know where the food comes from."

- Do a flip.

- Op.

- Okay, so look at this.

- You're lucky I saw this one.

- Aye, stop playin' fool.

- Yo, not only did I see this one,

the top comment was "Grandpa looks like he's playing

fruit ninja."

- Oh my God.

It's not even windy, like why is it wavy like this?

Brandon? Oh my God.

- Good for Brandon.

Me when the soup's good.

- Good soup.

- I wanna be that guy.

- I'm fast.

I'm so fast, you couldn't even comprehend how fast I am.

- Back over here.

- I laughed.

- Oh, I didn't even notice.

All right, he lost a heart.

- You didn't see his butt cheeks?

- No.

- You didn't...

- Wait, was his butt out?

- Yeah, his butt cheeks.

- I was like, that was...

Oh, I was like that wasn't even that funny.

- Oh my God.

- All right, Chris now has two lives remaining.

You should have just not told me you laughed.

- I mean the entire comment section would've been like...

- That is true.

- That's what you guys sound like.

- All right, what about this guy giving himself a bowl cut?

- See, that's not funny 'cause I had a bowl crut growing up.

- He did, here's the picture.

- Stop.

- Here's the picture a hundred times.

- I'm not gonna send that picture.

- Oh, don't cover up that mouth.

- Hi.

- Keep that mouth uncovered.

Okay?

- 3.

- 2, 1.

- Go.

- That was a laugh.

- That's not a laugh.

- New rule,

you make it where the camera can't see your face,

we're counting it as a laugh.

- That's unfair.

- Yeah. Well dude, you keep doing this bendy bend

how'd we know if you laugh, you laugh.

- I bend your mom.

Living God is among us,

is among us.

Yo, I'm a dad, I'll be doing this one day.

All the dads gotta get out and investigate what's going on.

Look at 'em all just doing dad talk.

I'm allergic.

- Jeffrey.

- Jeffrey Bezos.

- Just got the new door pretty clean,

if I do say so myself.

- We'll keep going.

- That's 'cause of my sneeze.

- Well that there

ain't nothing but a Tuesday for you cornstarch crusaders.

- We're not stopping.

Should do the fart echo thing.

- Yeah, farts are always gonna be funny.

- Oh.

- Yo cat, you met your match, Dog.

- Yeah. He can't do me nothing about it.

I love that.

- Nope, we're not stopping.

- Oh, wait...

- Seven times eight?

- 56.

- Oh, sorry man.

- You can't do math.

It's 56.

- I'm smart.

- Oh.

- I didn't even realize that at the time.

- Yo.

- From the United Kingdom.

- Yo, KSI really said I can't do maths,

but I can punch.

- SpongeBob Russian.

- I will dismantle this oppressive establishment,

- Board by board.

I will saw the tables of tyranny in half.

Gnaw at the ankle of big business.

Squidward's gonna be so proud.

- What anime is this?

- That's dangerous.

- She died.

- Oh, you lost life.

- That's not fair, she died from a backflip.

- It's anime, it can happen.

So Chris is now down to his last life.

- To reduce head injuries,

have been found to cause crushed tracheas,

severe spinal damage and violent decapitation.

- Daddy's home. Hi Dad.

- How many lives do I have left?

- One.

- Okay, just making sure.

- You already know what's going on, dog.

- Hey, Mom made pancakes.

- Oh, I was gonna tickle him, but he laughed.

- That was more of like a nose exhale.

I had something in my nose.

- That was a laugh.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- What to get slimed?

- I hate you.

Do a test throw on the wall,

I want to see how how hard it...

Oh no.

- All right, me and the boys all have 25 eggs

and we got a Chris over here.

Go.

So , don't feel bad,

it's his fault for laughing.

- You really had the audacity to laugh.

- Yo, he's still laughing.

- All right, there's a hundred.

It's hundred!

- I don't think that's hundred.

- It's going down my butt.

- And now Chandler with the final touch of slime.

Hit him with it.

- I'ma yeet it.

- Hit me with the bucket.

- Oh, that's gross.

Oh god.

- No.

- Okay.

And that's the video, subscribe.

- Why do I do this?

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
laugh /læf/ A2	verb - to make sounds and movements of your face that show you are happy or think something is funny noun - an act or sound of laughing
lose /luːz/ A2	verb - to no longer have something; to be defeated
heart /hɑːrt/ A2	noun - the organ in your chest that pumps blood, or a symbol representing love or life in a game
pelt /pɛlt/ B2	verb - to throw a number of things quickly at someone or something
smile /smaɪl/ A1	noun - an expression on your face in which the ends of your mouth curve up verb - to make a smile
count /kaʊnt/ A2	verb - to have value or importance; to be valid
raise /reɪz/ B1	noun - an increase in salary
dance /dæns/ A1	verb - to move your body to music
genius /ˈdʒiːniəs/ B2	adj - very great and rare mental ability or a person having this
catch /kætʃ/ A2	verb - to capture or stop a moving person or thing
present /ˈprɛzənt/ A2	noun - something that you give to someone as a gift
funny /ˈfʌni/ A1	adj - causing laughter or amusement
hurt /hɜːrt/ B1	verb - to cause pain or injury to someone
imagine /ɪˈmædʒɪn/ B1	verb - to form a picture in your mind of something
stand /stænd/ A2	verb - to be in an upright position on your feet