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[English]

and I understand that you know you

booked online did you all book online

that's what you do now it's a movie well

it's not easy to book online it's

supposed to be easy easier than the past

will you be on the phone or queuing in

person now after book online and of

course it's a little bit easier good you

can do it from home but there are

aspects of booking online that make no

sense to me what is that little

challenge you have to go through before

we even get to the tickets that we like

a collection of out-of-focus wavy

letters behind each other coming out

from the P hello

it says can you read these legends why

am I doing this challenge I don't know

this is no fun

her you press send ago snow try these

why the [ __ ] am I doing this

by the tickets then you have to register

that's been put it everything you do now

online it balls me doesn't it when you

realize I've got to register now you see

that big registration form even I went

to the cinema the other day

let me see I don't know with my kids

Despicable Me 2 you have to register all

your information to join the views

cinema Finchley Road which is like a

mile and a half from my house you have

to put your name in your address I don't

even know why I'm giving them my address

anyway I mean I thought it would be best

that I came to you to watch the movie I

don't have you don't really need my

address I just need to know where you

are

towards Despicable Me 2 don't come to my

I have nothing I have Despicable Me 1 on

DVD

but they do have to put your address in

then you click country of your address

and every country in the world comes up

this huge big list of nations it's a

local cinema because I live in England

and you think let's hope he is there

because that's near the top but often

isn't there then you think oh it must be

Great Britain yes sometimes Great

Britain isn't even there and you think

ah [ __ ] it's the United Kingdom all the

way to you which is at the end of the

alphabet to find sometimes United

Kingdom isn't even there and they've

actually left it at the top but you

didn't realise

two minutes is what repetitive straining

syndrome just to tell them which country

you're in I'm obviously in England in

London

it's a cinema a mile and a half from my

house is coming from Uzbekistan for

example is the first one on the list

there people in Angola going I am so

sick of my local multiplex today we

should say towers - not London

they want your email address that's very

important isn't it the email address can

you confirm the email address they need

to check that you know your own email

address that's because they're so

desperate to get your email address so

they can harass you with little sales

promotions that you don't want and they

know you don't want it that's why they

make it very difficult for you to know

whether you're supposed to tick or not

tick the box which basically tells them

to leave you alone it'll say something

like if you do not want it not not not

to receive endless emails with the rest

of your life from the lives of your

children please remember to forget to

remember to run check check the non

check man check check check

launching tick box

[Applause]

transverses ooh it's the 50/50 darling

what do I do

do I check it or not ticket I've just

spent 45 minutes getting yangu 72

scrolling through every nation on earth

now I have a 50/50 by the time you get

to terms and conditions you just tick

them because let's be honest who has the

time

have you ever clicked on terms and

conditions I don't have a fortnight to

do legal reading you've missed the film

it's not even in the cinema anymore so

you just click it and hope that

everything's going to be okay but I

always get a flutter of panic I don't

know what I'm agreeing to in terms of

conditions I'm slightly worried that in

five years time or something iTunes

aren't gonna show up on my doorstep and

go we own this house now when you bought

the second series of Breaking Bad

who knew Lee passwords of authority do

you remember when you just had one

password well no I have certainly

passwords in my mind I have no idea I

have no idea when I'm confronted with me

basically I've got my original password

but now I've got variations of it

I've got like hyphens in it and numbers

at the end of it and big capitals but no

creases I hate is when you give them a

password because they want you to have a

password you suggest one and it'll go

weak [ __ ] off

that's my children's names

what's up don't you forget your password

you didn't even know you join there's a

bit forgotten

click here if you've forgotten go on

take if we forgot and you don't know

dear you've tried three times you're

locked out you're not even coming in

thinking about it five minutes think

about it come back they start asking you

questions about your life you don't even

remember giving them that information

what is your favorite dog company if I

chose a favorite mom can you throw me

back with your major name I'm trying to

go to the city but when you've done it

you feel so proud of yourself to here

with you you filled everything you look

at your registration form everything's

filled in all the little Asterix is and

you've got yes I've done it now it was

hard but I got there and you clicked

next with confidence then everything

comes back in red you [ __ ] this up

we've taken all your credit card details

away for no reason

sometimes you get time dance who the

[ __ ] am i racing against Angola going

I'll beat you come on kids you must get

to the airport

you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
book bʊk A1	verb - to reserve or arrange something in advance
online ɒnˈlaɪn A1	adjective - connected to or accessible via the internet
challenge ˈtʃælɪndʒ A2	noun - a difficult task or problem
register ˈrɛdʒɪstər A2	verb - to sign up or provide information officially
address əˈdrɛs A1	noun - the place where someone lives or an organization is located
confirm kənˈfɜːrm A2	verb - to verify or assure something is correct
harass həˈræs B1	verb - to bother or disturb repeatedly
promotion prəˈmoʊʃən A2	noun - an activity to encourage sales or interest
tick tɪk A1	verb - to mark or select with a checkmark
terms tɜːrmz A2	noun - conditions or rules of an agreement
password ˈpæsˌwɜːrd A1	noun - a secret word or code to access something
variation vɛəˈreɪʃən B1	noun - a change or difference in form or detail
hyphen ˈhaɪfən B1	noun - a short line (-) used to join words or numbers
capital ˈkæpɪtl A1	adjective - uppercase letters in writing
proud praʊd A2	adjective - feeling deep pleasure or satisfaction
credit ˈkrɛdɪt A2	noun - money lent or borrowed
repetitive rɪˈpɛtɪtɪv B1	adjective - repeated or monotonous
strain streɪn B1	noun - a force or pressure causing stress
multiplex ˈmʌltɪplɛks B2	noun - a cinema with several screens
flutter ˈflʌtər B1	noun - a state of nervous excitement

Key Grammar Structures

• that's what you do now it's a movie well

  ➔ Present Simple with 'now' for current habits

  ➔ The phrase 'that's what you do now' uses the Present Simple to describe a current habit, emphasized by 'now'.

• it's not easy to book online it's supposed to be easy

  ➔ Contrast using 'it's not... it's supposed to...'

  ➔ The sentence contrasts the reality ('it's not easy') with the expectation ('it's supposed to be easy') using parallel structures.

• why am I doing this challenge I don't know

  ➔ Present Continuous for actions in progress

  ➔ 'Why am I doing this challenge' uses the Present Continuous to describe an action happening at the moment of speaking.

• you have to register all your information to join the views

  ➔ Modal verb 'have to' for obligation

  ➔ 'You have to register' uses the modal verb 'have to' to express a necessity or obligation.

• I don't even know why I'm giving them my address

  ➔ Present Continuous with 'even' for emphasis

  ➔ The use of 'even' with the Present Continuous ('I don't even know') adds emphasis to the speaker's confusion.

• they make it very difficult for you to know whether you're supposed to tick or not tick the box

  ➔ Passive voice for emphasis on the action

  ➔ The passive voice ('they make it very difficult') emphasizes the action rather than the doer, highlighting the difficulty imposed on the user.

• who has the time to click on terms and conditions

  ➔ Relative clause with 'who' for indirect questions

  ➔ The relative clause ('who has the time') is used to form an indirect question, expressing doubt or disbelief.

• I've got my original password but now I've got variations of it

  ➔ Present Perfect for past actions with present relevance

  ➔ The Present Perfect ('I've got') is used to describe past actions that have a connection to the present situation.