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[English]

I'm so sorry, Penny. I won't be able to

join you today because I have to go to

this stupid thing. But just remember how

much I love you. Never forget.

>> So, what's the program?

>> Well, if we manage to make it there,

which we probably won't knowing you

guys, I want to go on the paddle paws

river, then the log trap, then the

rainbow vortex, the parade of kindness,

and then

>> I'm going to hug Daisy,

then the fireworks, and a nice family

photo.

boy.

>> Oh, you mean baby Billy? But he's so

cute.

>> He looks like he was born bursting

through someone's chest.

>> Lucky you managed to fix the car,

Richard. Imagine if it hadn't passed the

inspection.

>> See, not so useless after all. How about

some music to get our baby girl in the

mood?

[Music]

>> No stress. I can fix this, too.

Okay, let's just enjoy the silence.

What have you done to the car?

[Music]

>> Is that baby going to be there? I don't

want to be eaten by the kindergarten

goblin. Let me out. Let me out.

[Music]

Go and stop this.

>> I've got another idea.

>> Do whatever you have to do, but do it

quick.

>> Oh no, I can't see anything now.

>> All right.

[Music]

[Applause]

Better just do something.

[Music]

Cut it out. I'm trying to apologize to

Penny for missing our day.

>> I'm just a big bag of useless flesh.

>> Let me go. I don't want to be dead to

the kindergarten goblin. Let me

>> I can't hear myself thinking with you

whining like a bunch of internet goats.

Look what you made me send. Penny,

>> remember what you promised?

>> Oh, yes.

>> Today's all about you.

>> Yeah, we're going to have a great time.

>> Sure.

>> All we need now is just one good soul to

allow us back into traffic.

Mom, please. Can we put the real air con

on? The air. It tastes like liver.

>> No, because the aircon now makes the car

deflate the tires.

>> Okay.

>> All right. I've had enough.

[Music]

Fair enough. I would do the same to

anyone trying to weasel their way in

from the emergency lane.

Actually, you know what?

[Music]

Back in the game.

>> Okay, let's see.

Hey guys.

>> Larry, you can't do this.

>> Sadly, I can. My boss owns the copyright

for the seeds you used. I I'm so sorry.

>> What are we supposed to eat?

[Music]

>> Hey, would you kids be interested in

chocolate by any chance?

>> Is it organic?

>> Oh, I meant underpaid labor harvesting

cocoa beans to make chocolate. Dude,

does every single one of your bosses get

their kicks by drinking the teas of

mankind?

>> Oh, no. I've only got one boss. But

yeah,

>> did you just say that one single guy

owns every restaurant, food store,

animal, vegetable, seed, and

agricultural means of production in

Elmore?

>> Yeah, Mr. Bilderberger.

>> Larry, I'd like a word with your

manager. Well, I can give you his

address, but you'll never get past his

security unscathed.

[Music]

>> Larot, bring the light over, will you?

>> I didn't make my billions wasting money

on extravagances.

>> Builder Barker.

>> Impossible. How did you get past my

security unscathed?

We didn't. Dude, why are you in a dress?

>> Oh, he pays his female staff 30% less.

[Music]

Huh?

>> Oh, you're an actual burger.

>> What do you want?

>> We want to uh shake my fist for me. We

want to know why you're poisoning

everyone.

>> We tried everything to eat healthy. Look

at us.

>> I don't have to explain myself. I'm

rich. But seeing as your children and

your bone marrow might come in useful,

I'll explain things in a way even poor

uneducated peasants can get. A

commercial break.

Come on down to Joyful Burger. Our food

is full of joy. It's also full of sodium

hydrogenated polyurethane glutamate oil.

It's pointless to resist. Who wants to

read those old ingredients? Healthy food

is hard. You want that double cheese

fried convenience. People are dumb dumb

dumb. Joyful burger. You know you want

one. Dum dum dum. High health risk for

the low income.

>> You're clearly rich enough. Can't you

stop this corporate greed?

>> Last year our profits triple size.

>> So our risk of heart disease. Give it to

those trains.

>> Joyful back here makes us ill.

>> Try our chocolate pie I at the hospital.

People are dumb dumb dumb. The rich on

top like a bos bun. Yum dum dum. Eat it

up with no question.

>> We just want something healthy to eat.

>> Juicy flame grilled mystery meat.

>> We just want basic rice.

>> Half price double bacon cheesy fries.

>> Just make all this stuff. youthful

people eating Burger Shot. And no,

because I'm rich and completely

disconnected from society, I will gladly

brought it down in the pursuit of money.

Probably because I'm inherently evil. Or

my dad was a corn dog. I don't care. Cuz

people are dumb. Dumb dumb. Right, I'm

bored. Now get out of my office.

>> I don't know why we ever got bored of

this.

>> Hold on. Who's that guy behind you?

>> I don't know. His website has been

abandoned for three years. Some kid who

refuses to grow up, I guess. A Peter

Panda. What are you up to? Want to hang

out? Maybe get a shuffle going on?

>> Man, I'd love to, but I've got a lot of

unpacking to do. But I could call back

later, though. Is that okay?

>> Sure, no problem.

This will be fine, right?

>> It's okay. I'll just wait for Darwin to

call.

[Music]

Oops. Butt dial.

>> Hello.

>> Hey, dude. You You didn't call back. It

wasn't like I was waiting forever or

anything.

>> Sorry, dude. I'm mad busy right now.

>> Busy? Busy doing what the what the what

exactly?

>> Um uh turn it down.

>> Wait, are you with people right now?

>> Who's that in the background? Wait,

what's going on? Come, hang up the

phone. Your dad used up all our minutes

for an important business call.

[Music]

>> Hello. How may I help you today?

>> Can you put me back on hold, please?

>> Okay.

>> But mom, I have to call Darwin. I I

think he's cheating on me with other

people. And Dumbell, the phone, please.

>> Oh, honey, come on. Give me the phone. I

know this distance thing is difficult,

but you clearly need it. This behavior

reeks of unhealthy codependency.

>> Nah, that smell is actually Gumball's

tribute to Darwin over there.

>> This is even worse than I thought.

Gumball, please try and give this

distance thing a go. It's becoming a

matter of public safety now.

>> All right, fine.

Just promise me you'll go one evening

without Darwin.

>> Okay, I promise you, Mom.

Panda party town.

Come on, Darwin. Enable your panda chat.

Enable your panda chat.

>> Nice one, Darwin.

>> Huh? Tobias, what are you doing in

Darwin's panda?

>> Nothing. Nothing to see.

>> Darwin, what's going on?

>> Stop it.

>> Darwin.

>> Oh no. Gumball, I I'm so sorry. I didn't

want to find out like this.

>> Find out what? You're breaking up.

>> I tried to keep you the secrets. I don't

think this thing's working out.

>> Not working out. Darwin. Darwin.

>> It's fine. I'm fine. Darwin's breaking

up with me. It's It's not the end of the

world.

>> Hey Panda pal. Looks like you could use

some help. What's wrong?

>> My best friend moved out. And now he

doesn't want to see me anymore.

>> Oh, bro. I can totally relate. My best

friend/ roommate also left me with no

explanation.

>> And so I've wandered this kingdom ever

since. From the bamboo bath house to the

sodap disco fun dungeon looking for him.

>> Wait, who is this panda?

Leonard Daniels actually. Yeah, that

kind of tracks.

[Music]

>> What exactly is going on right now?

>> I'm whistleblowing. My freedom of speech

is being infringed upon. Miss Simeon

refused to let me read my poem at the

recital tonight.

>> Well, for starters, the superintendent

will be present. And knowing you, that

poem is probably as appropriate as chest

hair on a newborn baby.

>> It's about my butt.

[Music]

>> Have a good day, Watson.

>> It's not just about butts. It's also

about self-love and accepting yourself

as you are. And

>> sir, sir, Principal Brown,

>> what are you doing?

>> People need to hear my message.

Oh no.

[Music]

>> Don't you dare. Watch his.

>> This poem is called My Butt by Gumball

Watson.

Not going to lie, for someone who looks

like an anemic shower drain, canalone,

that was mad impressive.

>> I'm sorry, Wat. It's just I have a

problem with butts. My own specifically.

I cover it up with I'm not going to go

into details, but mine is weird and

gross. And you let the slide. Please

don't make it a thing. Please. I beg

you.

>> I can't let you suffer like this. I

swear to help you love yourself.

>> No. No. No.

>> Can't you see your own shame is putting

your students at risk of reliving the

same misery?

>> No.

>> It's for the good of the children.

>> All right then.

>> You know, sometimes all it takes to feel

better about a part of yourself is to

find a new way of framing it.

Well, feel free to frame my butt for

homicide of my self-esteem.

>> That butt is part of you. You just need

to see it in a new light to learn to

love it again. Look. Nope. No. No. Yeah.

This one kind of slays.

>> If you're talking about heretics during

the Crusades, maybe.

>> No. Nope. Nope. Oh, that's kind of bold.

No future.

>> Yeah. For my work life. Oh, this one

feels very me.

>> Yeah. That's got that 1950s I don't do

feelings daddy realness. Larry, you're

up.

>> I don't get paid enough for this.

>> Okay, just relax now. Everything's going

to be all right.

>> I'm an adult man. Wat, I know how to

handle myself.

>> David, stay out.

>> Nothing says class like a little class

sickle music. Okay, Masami.

>> Yeah, whatever.

[Music]

[Music]

>> Gumball,

come on. What is this?

>> What are you wearing?

>> It's Malbury silk. Nicol

has shown an appreciation for the finer

things.

>> The finer things? Oh, please. Gumball

thinks a canopy is a type of umbrella.

>> You're wrong. Where you have failed as a

parental figure, I have succeeded.

>> Your son has learned our ways. He has

style, crass, and arrogance. Now, he's

not the wild, unsophisticated animal you

raised him to.

>> Give me that mac and cheese.

This sounds expensive.

[Music]

>> I see. Once a wet, always a wet. People

like you don't deserve food this good.

Bennett, clean up this mess while I get

the floor cleaning robots to show this

trash to the door.

[Music]

Wow, those little guys are strong.

Gumbo, what were you thinking?

>> I'm sorry, Mom. I just I just wanted

that delicious mac and cheese. But I

guess it's like Mrs. Yoshida said, I

don't deserve it.

Listen, Gumball. We might not have what

the Yoshitas have, but that doesn't mean

we're any less than them. Okay? Forget

what Yuki said.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks, Mom.

And I guess I should also forget that

she said you're a failure of a mom and

that you have bad taste in clothes and

you never know what to do with your

hair.

[Music]

Also, what should I do with this phone

that controls all the stuff in their

house?

>> I can't believe those water sons. Like

mother, like child, I guess.

>> Okay, Yuki. Let's see how nice your

house really is.

>> That's right. You best

[Music]

kill anybody.

[Music]

Okay, now let's get out of here.

>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. I

quit. I can't stand that woman anymore.

>> Yeah, I'll uh cook you that uh mac and

cheese if you uh give us a ride home.

>> Oh, okay.

>> You may think you're better than us, but

only your mac and cheese.

>> Remember when you got stuck on that wall

in your underpants?

There you are, Gumbo. Uh, dude, I'm

sorry. It's just so hard to find good

help around here.

>> I know. I'm so desperate. I'd take

advice from a failed actor who got

scammed by a health food MLM and

bankrupted his goat yoga farm.

>> And then became a middle school guidance

counselor.

[Music]

>> All right, let's do this. So, you've

tried training your body and utilizing

your mind, but have you tried cleansing

your chakras?

>> We're not allowed to use the sprinklers

like that anymore.

>> Oh, maybe I should explain this more

clearly by means of transcendental bongo

manipulation.

Mother Earth. Oh, mother earth.

>> Won't you?

>> It's too pretentious. I I can't bear

What?

>> Yes, Gumball. You are at the top of a

metaphorical mountain after Mr. Small

literally bored you to the brink of

death.

>> Vince, I I I can't climb the wall.

losing you. It was It was too much.

>> Hey. Hey, Gumball. Listen. I know what

it's like to feel hollow inside. To feel

toxic winds of doubt pump through your

very fibers. But you can't let your life

be stained by fear. It's time to drop

the past. Let it fall away.

>> No. No. I I can't lose you again.

>> It's not me you lost on that wall. It

was you, brother man. Now make that

climb. Drop the past.

>> Goodbye, Gumball.

>> It's okay. I'm off to a better place.

>> I know what I must do.

>> Okay, I know what else I must do.

What's going on?

>> He's going to climb the wall.

Let go of his fear.

>> He's going to drop his past.

>> Oh, I think he may have taken that

metaphor a bit too literally.

>> Drop the past and let it fall away.

Should

I be watching this?

system loud

[Music]

baby.

[Music]

[Applause]

>> Well, teachers, I think our job here is

done because we are definitely getting

fired for this.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
love /lʌv/ A1	noun - a strong feeling of affection verb - to feel deep affection for
sorry /ˈsɒri/ A2	adjective - feeling or showing regret
join /dʒɔɪn/ A1	verb - to come together or unite
apologize /əˈpɒlədʒaɪz/ A2	verb - to express regret for something
useless /ˈjuːsləs/ A2	adjective - not useful or effective
healthy /ˈhɛlθi/ A1	adjective - in good physical or mental condition
boss /bɒs/ A1	noun - a person in charge of a worker or organization
poison /ˈpɔɪzən/ B1	noun - a substance that can cause death or harm verb - to harm or kill with poison
dumb /dʌm/ A1	adjective - stupid or unintelligent
friend /frɛnd/ A1	noun - a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond
busy /ˈbɪzi/ A1	adjective - having a great deal to do
call /kɔːl/ A1	verb - to contact by telephone or to shout
climb /klaɪm/ A2	verb - to go up or ascend
drop /drɒp/ A2	verb - to fall or let fall
wall /wɔːl/ A1	noun - a side of a room or building

Key Grammar Structures

• Well, if we manage to make it there, which we probably won't knowing you guys, I want to go on the paddle paws river, then the log trap, then the rainbow vortex, the parade of kindness, and then

  ➔ Conditional sentence (Third conditional with hypothetical outcome)

  ➔ "If" introduces a hypothetical condition in the third conditional structure.

• Lucky you managed to fix the car, Richard. Imagine if it hadn't passed the inspection.

  ➔ Second conditional for hypothetical past situations

  ➔ "Imagine if it hadn't passed" expresses a counterfactual scenario in the past using the second conditional.

• No stress. I can fix this, too. Okay, let's just enjoy the silence.

  ➔ Modal verb 'can' expressing ability

  ➔ "I can fix this" uses "can" to indicate present ability or confidence in solving a problem.

• Lucky you managed to fix the car, Richard. Imagine if it hadn't passed the inspection.

  ➔ Perfect infinitive 'to have passed' in conditionals

  ➔ "To have passed" is the perfect infinitive, referencing a completed action in the conditional.

• Do whatever you have to do, but do it quick.

  ➔ Imperative mood with emphasis on necessity

  ➔ "Do whatever you have to do" is an imperative commanding action out of necessity.

• I'm going to hug Daisy, then the fireworks, and a nice family photo.

  ➔ Future intention with 'going to' + infinitive

  ➔ "I'm going to hug" expresses planned future action using "going to" structure.

• Look what you made me send. Penny,

  ➔ Causative make + infinitive

  ➔ "Made me send" uses "make" to indicate causation, forcing someone to perform an action.

• Do whatever you have to do, but do it quick.

  ➔ Subjunctive mood in conditional clauses

  ➔ "Do whatever you have to do" implies hypothetical necessity, bordering on subjunctive.