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[English]

Sorry, Justice League, you're too late.

Our song was so sick it took down

Balloon Man.

>> Sure it did. Since you came all this

way, you guys want to hang?

>> Yeah, well, we'd love to, but we got to

get to Batman's movie premiere.

>> It's always been my dream to have my own

movie.

>> Well, it is important to have dreams, I

guess.

>> What do you mean by that? Well, you

know, they only make movies about real

heroes.

>> I am a real hero. I even have my own

superhero team.

>> You guys are goofsters.

>> You know, with the farts,

>> always cracking you jokes.

>> You mean people think we're jokes?

>> Why do you think there's never been a

movie made about you?

>> Well, has there been a movie about you?

>> So many and more to come.

>> It took a while, but yeah, I have my own

now. There was a Green Lantern movie,

but we don't we don't talk about that.

>> Problem is, you guys are never actually

doing anything heroic.

>> Man, please. That ain't true. What about

that time we discovered that sweet diner

and they had that food?

>> Yes, it was.

>> That wasn't even a crime. And you didn't

save anything.

>> This guy thinks we didn't save anything.

>> We saved room for dis.

[Applause]

[Music]

Titans, if you keep playing the fool,

you'll never be seen as real heroes,

only as jokes.

>> Got him.

>> Somebody saved me. Anyway, we got to get

going. Tata,

someone click next episode. I don't want

to watch the credits.

>> Yeah, who cares about acknowledging

other people's accomplishments? Give me

the remote.

>> But it's so far away. I got it.

>> Now, back to Muffin Wars.

>> Thanks, Green Lantern. That was a close

one. That's one powerful ring you got

there.

>> I know, right? I can create anything I

can imagine with it. The

>> power.

Can I try it on? Beast Boy, don't be

rude.

>> Yeah, you don't ask somebody you barely

know to try on their personal effects.

What's wrong with you?

>> Sorry, Beast Boy, but power rings are

only to be worn by members of the Green

Lantern Corps.

>> But Beasty wants it. He wants the shiny

green power ring. He needs it. Let him

have it.

>> What has gotten into you, man? And why

are you talking in the third person? I

don't know. It's that ring. It's making

me crazy.

>> It's okay. Power can have that sort of

effect on people,

>> especially people with limited brain

capacity.

>> This ring is actually so powerful that I

have to recite an oath every day just to

remind myself of how powerful it is.

>> I love a good oath. Let's hear it.

>> I, Jessica Cruz of the Green Lantern

Corps, pledge to respect the incredible

power of this super powerful power ring.

>> The power. The power Beasty must have

it.

>> And because it is so powerful.

>> Hey, my power ring.

>> It's Beastie's power. The power is mine.

>> Give me my power ring back.

[Music]

>> It's like a cinnamon sponge soaked in

butter. Look at it soak up that good

syrup.

>> How can it hold it all? It's so sticky.

Yo,

>> why have we wasted so many breakfasts on

waffles?

>> We need to dedicate our lives to French

toast.

[Music]

>> Step right up and get your French toast

>> in your house or on the go.

[Music]

Don't forget that good dipping, sir.

>> We keeping it real sticky. Yo,

[Music]

>> Batman is robbing the Jump City Bank.

Get him.

Batman and Wonder Woman are in cahoots.

[Music]

[Music]

Oh man, if I hadn't ordered the French

toast, Jump City would be safe and the

Justice League wouldn't be in jail. All

because of the Chrono Diner.

>> What? I'm back at the diner. But how?

When you shout Chrono Diner, turn back

the clock to a time that's final. That's

final.

So shouting Chrono Diner turns back time

to the moment I placed my order.

>> Okay, I need to get this right. So if

sweet food brings on tragedy, maybe

something healthier brings good fortune.

We'll have the steel cutouts, please.

Really? Oatmeal?

>> Just eat it.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Not bad.

[Music]

>> $1, please.

Now for some of those good free

condiments.

[Music]

[Music]

Uh, who are you supposed to be and why

are you touching my food?

>> I'm the condiment king and this hot dog

has my name written all over it.

See?

>> Nice penmanship, but I'll be taking my

dog now.

>> Oh, only if you can catch up with me.

>> You going down, Ch.

I relish in your defeat.

>> Mayo, have better luck next time.

>> I'm sorry y'all. Some weirdo stole our

hot dog.

Perhaps we can overcome our hunger

through the power of meditation.

>> Titans, close your eyes with me.

Now listen to the soothing sounds of

water.

I got to go pee. Oh, no. I too need to

do the potty.

>> Come on, Stinky. Let go in the hot tub

so we can potty.

>> I can't hold it any longer. If you get

relief now, you won't get it later in

the hot tub.

>> My bladder.

>> I've got an idea.

>> I don't think I can do it.

>> Me neither. No hot tub is worth this

embarrassment.

I can't get myself to go either.

>> Hold your heads high, Titans. We did

what must be done to win this hot tub.

Victory is just around the corner. I can

feel it.

>> Crime alert.

Bank robbery in progress.

>> Come on, dude. It's like the universe

doesn't want us to win.

>> Sticky Joe, you have to let go of this

hot tub. If you don't, the criminals

will get away and it'll all be your

fault.

>> Let them go.

>> He ain't budging. Yo,

>> maybe we can bring the fight to us,

>> right? Then share your comic book with

the group.

>> Beasty and I read a comic book about

Aquaman.

Deep down at the bottoms of the ocean,

Aquaman and Aqualad put up preparation

for the annual whale prom later this

afternoon.

>> Hurry up and finish hanging those

seabbones. Aqualad whale prom starts in

less than an hour.

>> Almost done here. Did you remember to

order the snacks?

>> Hey, I know where we can get some last

minute whale snacks. Follow me to the

service, yell.

>> Okay, this better be worth it, Elf Boy.

Leaves and bushes. The whales aren't

going to want to eat any of this stuff.

>> No, silly. Behind the bushes. It's deep

fried gorillas. Whales can't get enough

of them.

>> Those deep fried gorillas must be extra

spicy. They're melting the whole beach.

>> If you can't handle the heat, you can

always douse some sour cream.

>> This is great. Let's add even more sour

cream. Now add some lemon zest.

>> Aquaman caps it all off with a base of

spinach pasta.

>> This dish will be my culinary

masterpiece. Aquaman,

>> at the prom, the whales gather around

the snack table. You saved whale prom,

Aquaman.

>> And the moral of this story is

>> Aquaman's got a blaster that shoots sour

cream. Yell.

>> I was a fool to think you two would read

anything.

>> Oh, I agree, Robin. Very disappointing.

You should probably just give me their

share of the cotton candy.

>> Save it. I know you didn't read your

comic either.

>> How dare you.

>> Prove me wrong. Tell me all about it.

>> Gladly.

I read a comic about the Doom Patrol.

The greatest team ever to fight crime.

>> Police are offering a $50 reward for the

safe return of a Bengal tiger who

escaped the zoo.

>> Hey Chief, maybe we should find that

tiger. $50 could buy us a lot of bubble

gum. We don't need to waste time looking

for a tiger. We can make one with

science. I just invented a machine that

can turn any marine biologist into

almost any breed of tiger. A bunch of

them are flying in for the marine

biology convention. Get up there and

snag one. Negative man. Negative man

uses his incredible radio energy powers

to snatch a marine biologist right out

of the plane. Back at the lab, the

marine biologist is lowered into the

chief's new invention. So, how does this

thing even work? Is it safe?

>> Of course, it's safe. We'll be totally

fine as long as we don't fall into that

vat of dangerous tiger chemicals.

>> With a gap of electricity, the scientist

is transformed into a Bengal tiger.

Suddenly, the beast leaps out of the bat

and attacks the girl. She blasts the

tiger with a stubby be.

>> Oh no. The cops will never give us $50

for this damaged tiger.

>> Way to go, Elastig Girl. You owe us a

new marine biologist.

>> Elastig Girl a new scientist right

out of the convention center. Back at

the lab, she chucks the scientist into

the lab.

>> I'm not even a marine biologist.

>> Stan Zaster, something went wrong.

Elastig Girl, you used the wrong kind of

scientist. That was clearly a

microbiologist, not a marine biologist.

Who cares? We've got at least $100 worth

of bubble gum. No. Suddenly, the cops

show up at the lab.

>> It's okay, officers. We don't need the

reward money now. We've got all the gum

we need.

>> And the moral of the story is don't

count your tigers before they hatch.

>> Raven, were you

>> making it up as I went along? Yes. And

for that truthful answer, I believe that

I should still get the cotton candy.

>> Not happening. Dr. Moonlight, where

we've got the prescription for all your

financial needs.

What a scam. I don't want us taking any

part in it.

>> Where are you going?

>> To Dr. Moonlight.

>> We want those fools to make us rich.

Yell.

>> Join us, friend Robin.

>> Fine. We'll head to Dr. Moonlight, but

only so we can expose their criminal

enterprise and take them down.

>> We've been waiting 20 minutes. Where are

they?

>> Relax. Doctors are always running late.

Yeah, just sit down and enjoy the

soothing jazzy sounds of this sweet

waiting room.

[Music]

[Music]

>> Titans, so sorry to keep you waiting.

>> Please come in.

Now, who's ready to start making money?

>> Cut the pleasantries, Doc, and tell us

what's going on.

>> I would think it's fairly obvious.

>> We are helping heroes like yourself do

some moonlighting. We're prescribing

heroes a second job so they can earn

extra cash.

>> Oh, I wish to earn the extra cash

monies.

>> Yeah, us too.

Then please hop on the exam table and we

will diagnose you with your ideal moon

lighting career.

>> Now open wide.

>> Looks like you enjoy drawing but

struggle with social skills.

>> I will love painting with pills.

>> Then you shall become a web designer.

>> Joy.

>> Let's see.

That tickles.

>> Your reflexes indicate you're into cars

and meeting creepy new people. You shall

be a ride share driver.

>> So, wait.

According to your vitals, it appears you

love spending time with animals and

pooping.

>> True, true.

>> You shall take on the occupation of dog

walker.

>> That's what's up.

>> Mhm. Interesting. I have no idea what

you're into, but I see you hate

commitment.

>> That's for sure.

>> Then you shall be an office temp.

>> Perfect.

>> Your turn, Robin.

>> Forget it. I'm canceling this

appointment.

>> Are you crazy, Robin?

>> No. What's crazy is allowing you all to

take on second jobs when I know it's

going to affect your main jobs as

superheroes.

>> Please, dude. All the greatest

superheroes have other jobs.

>> Yeah, Superman is a newspaper reporter.

>> Batman is the owner of Wayne

Enterprises.

>> And the Wonder Woman has the most

wondous career of all. Making of the

tacos.

>> Plus, a strong labor force is good for

the economy.

>> Yeah, bro. You don't want to cause a

recession.

>> What is a recession?

>> It's a living nightmare caused by the

bursting of the economic bubble.

[Music]

>> Fine, Titans. You can moonlight

money.

>> Come on, kids. Get after that ball.

Hustle, hustle.

>> But all this running around is making me

hungry.

>> Well, I wouldn't be a good soccer mom if

I didn't bring you all soccer mom

snacks.

>> A sour grapes,

>> soggy apple slices,

>> and the tiny bottles of the water that

are not the practical.

>> I guess it's better than nothing.

>> Snack time's over, kids. We have to take

you to swim lessons.

>> Can we at least change into our

swimsuits first?

>> No time, Raven. We've got a busy day

planned. Now, point your belly buttons

to the sky and practice floating on your

backs.

>> I think I'm getting the hang of it.

>> Great, because it's time for taekwond

do.

>> Move it, children. These boards aren't

going to break themselves.

>> I'm so tired from all this running

around. Can we at least take the moment

to do the catching of the breath?

>> No can, kiddos. To be the best soccer

mom, I can't allow a single second of

your youth to be wasted. Time for horse

riding lessons.

>> Piano lessons.

Marine biology camp.

Time for gymnastics.

>> No more, Robin. It's too much. The best

moms focus their kids on one thing.

>> Oh,

really, Raven? And what kind of weirdo

mom does that?

>> A stage mom.

>> Now, I want you to all follow my lead.

>> I can't believe we're forming our own

dance troop.

>> This is going to be fun.

>> Dancing isn't about fun. It's about hard

work, determination, and living

vicariously through your children. Now

show me what you got.

>> I said rev not dem. I can't believe I

quit my job to watch you dance like

this. What job?

>> Stay focused.

>> You will keep dancing until you get it

right.

>> All this stage moment is making you

evil. Here, have a meaningless trophy to

satisfy that stage mommy ego.

>> It's so shiny.

>> Your type of mom is way too harsh. Mama,

I'mma show you that the laidback

approach is way better

>> by turning yourself into the chicken

mom.

>> No, I was a freerange mom. There's the

best kind of moms cuz they give their

kids the freedom to do whatever they

want.

>> Be anything. Oh, then I wish to eat the

ice cream for the breakfast.

>> Sounds like a healthy choice to me.

>> Ooh, I want to practice my moon truck

skills while jumping on a trampoline in

the house.

>> Seems perfectly safe.

>> I want to turn the couch into a sweet

water slide ramp.

>> I can't think of a reason not to.

>> The ice cream is not sitting well with

eight of my nine stomachs.

[Music]

>> I want to drive a motorcycle indoors.

>> Go for it, yo.

[Music]

Stand your ground, birds.

>> My winged friends. I think we got off to

a bad start. That's on me. I shouldn't

have spied on you all, but I need to see

the first nest.

>> We'll never let you destroy it.

>> What are you talking about?

>> Please, SA, don't hurt me. I'm just a

poor widow eggy who needs someone to

keep me warm.

[Music]

>> Oh no, he's preying on her parental

instincts. Birth can't help but protect

eggs.

>> I'm sorry about that, but it was

self-defense. Look, if we could just sit

down and talk, I did it. Oh, come on.

This is completely unnecessary. If you

would just listen.

>> You listen to this.

>> Oh, why are you such jerks?

>> Cinnamon, fly away.

>> Can you all just stop and hear me out?

>> Never.

>> Fine.

[Music]

Now that you're stuck, I can finally

show you what I need the first nest for.

[Music]

>> Please enter passcode.

>> The yolk's on you, egghehead. We'll

never give you the password to the ce.

>> Oh, I'm sure I can get one of you to

sing. Holly, you want a cracker?

>> It's all yours if you tell me the

password.

>> No, still pigeon. Don't do it.

>> That guy can't keep anything a secret.

>> Yes. Really? Thank you.

>> Bird. Bird. Bird. The bird is the

password.

>> Password accepted. Kaka.

[Music]

The first nest. It's beautiful.

>> Why do you want it so badly?

>> So, I can finally answer the one

question that's plagued the world since

the beginning of time. What came first,

the chicken or the egg?

>> It's the chickity chicken. Everyone

knows that. Home slice.

>> Yeah, maybe so, maybe no. But with the

power of the first nest and my

extraordinary egghe head, we will

finally know the truth.

Yes. Yes. I can see it.

>> It's the creation of the first nest.

The egg came first.

>> Dang. Eggs did come first. How wicked

whack.

>> No, not wiggity whack. Knowing the

answer changes everything. This will

bring world peace and an age of

enlightenment. It's all possible now.

Come, my friends. We have much to do.

>> But aren't you forgetting something?

>> What?

>> Burn your jerks.

No,

>> I can't remember what came first, the

chicken or the egg.

>> Sorry. Can't help you with that, bro.

>> Now you birds really are jerks.

>> Wing warriors.

[Music]

>> That smell is nasty.

>> I've never smelled a stink so bad.

>> It's like pickled shrimp butt.

>> Of course it stinks. Titans. We're

walking through the sewer.

>> Oh, we are not talking about the sewer.

We're talking about you.

>> Would you guys cut it out? We're here.

>> The crime alert is coming from this

room. Fan out and see what you can find.

>> Whoa, check out this old school Teen

Titans merch.

>> It's everywhere.

>> What kind of obsessed fiend lives down

here?

>> Hello, Titans. Control freak.

>> We should have known we'd find a

festering fanboy like you living down

here.

>> Yes. Welcome to my cool underground

lair.

>> Kyle, have you shaved my foot lotion?

>> No, Mom. Check the den.

>> Hey, this ain't no cool underground

lair. You're just living in your

mother's basement.

>> Yes, but my mother's basement could also

be a cool underground lair.

>> Maybe if your undies weren't hanging

everywhere.

>> They are quite the disturbing.

>> No, they're not. They're collectibles.

>> You collect superhero undies. That's

even more disturbing.

>> This is so disappointing. I thought we

were going to find someone committing a

crime.

>> Oh, but you have. You see, you've all

committed a crime by ruining the good

name of the original Teen Titan series

with your garbage show. But don't worry,

I've got a plan to fix all of that.

>> I'm going to force you to watch clips

from the 2003 series until you can learn

to act like the original counterparts.

Please don't subject us to a clip show.

They're unbearable to watch.

>> I know. That's what makes this plan so

brilliant.

>> Well, if we have to watch a bunch of old

clips, could we at least get some snacks

first?

>> Mom, snacks.

>> Oh, no, sweetie. It's too late for

snacks. I don't want you getting hyper

before bedtime.

>> I'm a grown man, Mom. I don't need a

bedtime.

>> Oh, then I guess you don't need story

time either.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't get crazy. I

still have to know what happens to

Captain Carrot.

Look at this fool. He's so childish. Yo,

>> I'm not the one who's childish. It's the

five of you.

>> What's that supposed to mean?

>> Just look at you with your massive heads

and your tiny bodies. You look like a

bunch of toddlers. This is what the Teen

Titans are supposed to look like. You

know, like actual teens.

>> Man, have you seen actual teens? They're

weird looking.

>> They're a mess.

>> Oh, you want to talk about a mess? Let's

talk about your animation. What's wrong

with our animation?

>> It's so flat and janky. This is what

your show should look like. Just look at

that traditional animation. So smooth,

so fluid, so good.

>> But that kind of animation is expensive.

Yo,

>> we do not have the cash money to pay for

all of that.

>> Our budget is so low that we have to be

animated with a cheap unstable.

Relax, Titans. I have big news. We have

been nominated for the most prestigious

and coveted entertainment award.

>> Is it an Emmy?

>> No. An Oscar?

>> No. The Globe That is Golden.

>> What? No.

>> Don't tell me it's an Emmy.

>> No, it's a Kids Opinion Award.

>> Oh, we get nominated for that every

year.

>> And every year Lofa Lou wins.

>> I know. Don't you find that strange,

Titans? I think something fishy is going

on.

>> The only thing fishy is your breath,

fool. Louie is a comedic genius who

deserves to win every year.

>> Indeed, it is the honor just to be the

nominated with him.

>> I can't wait to go to the awards

ceremony and root for Lou.

>> Yeah, for

[Music]

>> you can't go and root for Louis.

>> Why not yo?

>> Because we want to win that award.

>> And also, it seems we weren't invited.

There are no tickets in here.

>> Not invited.

>> That's messed up.

It must be the simple error that is

clerical.

>> Or it's an insidious plot devised by

Lupa Louie to deny us the award we soely

deserve.

>> Dude, you need to stop with your

ludicrous conspiracies. That Lupa is a

national treasure.

>> What we need is an ingenious plan to

sneak into the award show.

>> I have an idea.

[Applause]

>> You're welcome. Hello and welcome to the

20th annual Kids Opinion Awards.

>> The show's starting now.

>> It is the time for the magic.

>> I'm excited to see Loo win again. If he

does win, then we'll know that something

is truly rotten in Tinsel Town.

>> Let's get this show started.

[Music]

[Music]

And now the award for favorite animated

show. The nominees are I am weasel after

dark,

death toilet, the animated series, the

lofah show

>> and team titans go.

>> What are you doing?

>> We want Louis to win. Yell.

>> And the winner is

>> Please be Titans. Please be Titans.

Please be Titans.

>> The Lofa Lou show.

>> What? No. This can't be happening.

Thanks everyone. I can't believe I won

again. I just want to say that.

>> Stop.

>> This is a travesty. He can't possibly

win every single year. Lu has been

cheating.

>> What?

>> I claim this award in the name of

[Music]

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Hey,

hey,

Matthew

Hy.

Help!

[Music]

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Help! Help! Help!

[Music]

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Okay, robot man. I think I finally

figured it out. Are you ready?

Great.

I've done it.

>> Oh, you're right. You're right. Why

combine you with just one bird when I

can combine you with two?

[Music]

Let's add a little road runner to the

mix, shall we? Time to get extreme.

Ha! Ha!

[Music]

You're ruining my lab.

Hurry, honey.

>> Time to get rid of this pest.

>> The tower is ours now.

>> If you know what's good for you, you'll

stay away.

>> Oh, and thanks for cleaning up the

place.

[Laughter]

>> Occupational safety and health

administration. I can't believe I fell

for it. And I can't believe we just

cleaned the tower so those jerks could

live in it.

>> I will never do the cleaning again.

>> I'm going dirt style from now on. Yo,

>> that's it, Beasty. If we want to take

back the tower, maybe all we need is to

embrace the mess and filth we're used

to.

>> Great idea, Cyborg. Titans, go.

[Music]

Glass man.

>> Oh, sorry, Sophia.

[Music]

>> My shell.

>> Watch it, Glassman. You're cooking my

head.

>> Apologies, boss.

>> The Titans. We wanted to stay away from

our tower. Now, OSHA will finish them

for good.

>> Let's get them.

>> A look at this mess. You filthy kids

better clean this up immediately.

>> Why don't you come over here and make us

>> or are you two chicken?

>> Oh, sure. Get them.

>> Show my glass head.

>> Go myself.

>> My neck.

[Music]

That's enough. Do yourselves a favor,

Titans, and leave this tower at once.

>> Only if you do us a favor first.

>> And smell this.

[Music]

Booyah.

>> Oh yeah.

[Music]

Okay, our first swapper is the man who's

always down to clown, the Joker.

And the clown prince of crime will be

swapping with

[Music]

Robin from the Teen Titans.

I got picked. I got picked. Joker and

Robin, come on down. You two are the

next participants on DC's leader swap. Z

man, how did you feel when you heard

your name called?

>> Like I was going to get paid to destroy

more lives.

>> And what about you, my guy? When I heard

my name called, I knew this was my

chance to show the world that I can lead

a proper team, not just a bunch of

buffoons like the Titans.

>> We're sitting right here.

>> All right, it's time to see who can

master the swap. Leadership goes flop.

Let's kick it, y'all.

>> Oh doggy. I can't wait for the Joker to

arrive. It's going to be so much fun.

>> He's here. He's here.

[Music]

>> Welcome to our tower, yell.

>> Thanks. Put her there, pal.

>> Wow. I can't feel my legs.

Classic. Electrocute me next.

>> No, me. Do me.

>> Now, listen up, you jacket apes. I'm not

a clown here for your amusement. I'm

your new leader. And that means the

Titans are criminals from here on out.

Got it?

>> Whatever, dude. Just shoot me with your

flower.

>> No, I don't just go around shooting my

flower.

>> These Teen Titans are a joke. I guess

who better to rule them but the Joker.

Yes.

>> Where is this guy?

>> I don't like it. Something's up.

Go check it out.

>> That's strange.

>> What is it?

>> Someone sent us a cake.

>> Who would do something like that?

>> Stop it.

>> You're new leader.

alone. Oh, it's okay. You're You're

safe.

>> I'm a friend. See, I brought cake.

>> He's trying to poison us.

>> Destroy the death cake.

>> So, it's safe to say there's some trust

issues to deal with, but I know I can

break through their emotional walls and

really connect.

>> All right, listen up, you buffoon. We're

going to I said listen up. Okay, that's

it. You two stop jumping on the couch.

And you give me that.

>> Look, we are going to pull off a bank

heist today. And I have put together a

foolproof.

>> Hey, where are my plans to the Jump City

Bank?

>> The toilet roll is empty, so I had to

use them plans as toilet paper. That was

catchy.

>> What? Why didn't you just change the

roll?

>> Cuz Robin always does it for us, and

he's gone.

>> Just get in the car. These kids are

gross. And that's coming from a guy who

once shared a bathroom with Clayface.

>> Titan, sound off.

>> Starfire.

>> Cyborg.

>> Raven. Beast boy.

>> Robin.

>> Yeah, I'm not seeing it. But you might

have potential as assistance.

>> Tire. Make plans to see your family.

Then cancel them because I need you to

work late.

>> Raise it in grease boy. Commit some tax

fraud for me. Then turn yourselves into

the police.

>> Roberts court. Make me a probiotic

smoothie. and throw it in your own faces

for not making it fast enough.

>> Yes, Mr. Luther. Right away.

>> Wait, what are we doing?

>> His alpha business got confidence is too

strong. It's compelling me to do

whatever he says.

>> I know we should do the fighting, but

somehow I do not wish to.

>> A cool billionaire sees potential in me.

It's all I've ever wanted.

>> Can I call you business daddy?

>> Absolutely not. But there's no reason

this can't be a mutually beneficial

relationship.

>> What do you mean, yo?

>> If there's one thing I know, it's sweet,

tender real estate. If we construct town

houses on this island, we can rent them

out and generate passive income.

>> What's passive income?

>> Passive income is when you make an

initial investment in something like

real estate or a business that makes

capital on its own. Then you earn money

for doing absolutely nothing.

>> Make money for doing the nothing.

>> If there's one thing the Teen Titans are

good at, it's doing nothing. Yeah, this

sounds too good to be true. What's the

catch?

>> No catch. You would just need to invite

your friends, the Justice League, to an

investor's presentation.

>> Why the Justice League?

>> You see, I'd like to make up for all the

years of trying to destroy them. I

thought I could make amends by offering

them this incredible business

opportunity as well.

>> Oh, that is the very nice of you, Mr.

Luther.

>> We do have their phone numbers.

>> Yeah, but Superman told us never to

call, even in an emergency. Oh, that is

unfortunate.

>> This kind of opportunity comes once in a

lifetime.

>> I think I have an idea of a way to get

them to come over.

>> If everyone could take their seats.

Everyone? Yes. Aquaman, you can take

your food with you. I hope you're

enjoying the all you can eat buffet we

promised.

Great. Well, while you eat, we thought

we might share an incredible opportunity

with you all.

>> That's right, an opportunity for

financial freedom. Freedom. Freedom.

>> And to take you on this incredible

journey to prosperity, please welcome

our special guest speaker, Lex Luthther.

>> Oh, friends, no need to adopt battle

stances. I'm here to atone for my

decades of evil by presenting you with

an exciting business opportunity. If you

don't like what I have to say, we can

continue our death struggle. Fair.

>> Great. Right now, you're young, vital

superheroes, and the world is your

oyster.

But even you will grow old. You'll slow

down and start to make weird grunting

noises every time you stand up. And who

will take care of you in your twilight

years? The children you never had

because you were too busy saving the

world? No, you can do it yourself with

power of passive income. When you invest

in real estate, you can just lay back

and collect money. So, who's ready to

join me on the greatest financial

adventure of all?

>> Oo, nachos. The yums.

>> Man, it's going to be easy.

>> Let's get our eat on.

>> Silly me. I forgot to add

toppings.

>> Yes. Yes. Feel the deadly amounts of

sodium coarse through your blood.

>> So much salt. I think I'm having a heart

attack.

>> Do it and you're out.

>> One last nacho.

>> Outstanding. You all did it.

On the journey into the mind of a

teenager, the second tenant is having a

bad attitude.

[Music]

>> You are the poop head.

>> Excellent.

[Music]

>> You've done well, Titans. You have the

stomachs and bad attitudes of real

teenagers. But now you must face the

third and most important tenant. doing

dangerous things and somehow not getting

hurt.

>> Behold,

>> gnarly. Now, who will go first?

>> I will.

[Music]

>> Mr. Betsy, I can't watch.

>> Wait a second. That does not sound like

the something a teen would say.

Yeah, seeing your friends get hurt is

one of the greatest joys of being a

teenager.

>> And so is eating garbage food with your

friends. But Robin here didn't eat those

nachos with us.

>> Something's not right, yell.

>> What are you talking about? Everything

is cool. Anyone want a little chili?

>> Teens don't get chilly, fool.

>> Hold on. That's not even a cape. It's a

shaw.

>> Don't be silly. It's a cape, deary.

>> Dairy. Don't know teenagers say dairy.

Let's find out how old you really are.

>> Grandmother.

>> And you was going to throw Cyborg out of

the tower for being old. You're older

than him, Nana.

>> You're the one who should go. Oh, I'm

sorry, pumpkin, but that's impossible.

I'm on a very fixed income. Now, who'd

like half a tuna sandwich?

>> Gross. I ain't eating no purse tuna. You

got to go, Grandma.

>> No, right, Muffin. But before I do, have

some hard candies.

That candy is so hard.

>> Get him.

>> That's too fast.

>> Why don't you take a break and have some

sherbet?

[Music]

>> Oh, Granny needed you a sweater.

>> Too itchy.

Come and give your nana a kiss.

>> No. Well, aren't you special?

>> Sorry. Can't be late for my stories.

>> I cannot go back to the clink.

>> Do not make this harder than it needs to

be. Spoon. Think of your family. Think

of the fork. We are now going to do the

fighting.

[Music]

Spoon, spoon, spoon,

pelt, pelt.

>> I am too the old for this.

>> The disgusting yak is now the safe.

>> Crime does not the pay.

>> Stay in school, kids. The end.

>> Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

clap clap. The yay.

The cheers. The bravo.

to the bat latrine.

Not now, and Harriet, I have to go

potty.

[Music]

[Music]

Woohoo!

Smoo!

[Music]

Man, I hardly slept last night. Kept

having nightmares about dead man chasing

me through the streets of Boston.

>> Me too. Yell. He kept dunking my head in

a bowl of chowder.

>> Good morning, the friends.

>> Morning.

>> Mr. Spoon wants the yummy cereal as

well.

Did my sweet baby have a good night's

sleep?

>> Well, I slept okay until I started.

>> Not you. I was talking to my yeasty

baby.

>> Oh, good. You're all here. I need

everyone to stay in my ey line while I

check the fridge.

>> No.

One of you monsters ate my oats again.

>> Nobody wants your stinky yak oats, fool.

>> Really? Well, why don't we just check

the security footage?

>> Go right ahead. I'm sure you'll see that

none of us touched your overnight slot.

>> We shall see. Indeed. And while the

incriminating footage loads up, I will

enjoy my backup jar of overnight oats,

which I keep in my mini fridge.

So, mushy.

Alert. Titans to the TJ.

Come on, dude.

Yummy yak.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
hero /ˈhɪə.roʊ/ B1	noun - a person admired for courage or noble qualities
superhero /ˈsuːpərˈhiːroʊ/ B2	noun - a fictional character with super‑human abilities who fights crime
power /ˈpaʊ.ər/ B1	noun - the ability or capacity to do something or act verb - to supply with energy or activate
ring /rɪŋ/ A2	noun - a circular band, often worn as jewelry or a symbol of authority
oath /oʊθ/ B2	noun - a solemn promise, often invoking a higher power
justice /ˈdʒʌs.tɪs/ B2	noun - the principle of moral rightness; fairness
league /liːɡ/ B2	noun - a group or association of people with a common purpose
time /taɪm/ A1	noun - the measured or measurable period during which something happens verb - to schedule or set a particular moment for something
breakfast /ˈbrɛk.fəst/ A2	noun - the first meal of the day, eaten in the morning
sticky /ˈstɪk.i/ B1	adjective - tending to adhere; viscous or tacky
cinnamon /ˈsɪn.ə.mən/ B1	noun - a spice obtained from the bark of cinnamon trees, used for flavor
award /əˈwɔːrd/ B1	noun - a prize or other recognition given for achievement
passive /ˈpæs.ɪv/ B2	adjective - accepting or allowing what happens without active response; not active
income /ˈɪn.kʌm/ B2	noun - money received, especially on a regular basis, for work or through investments
investment /ɪnˈvɛs.tmənt/ B2	noun - the act of putting money, effort, or time into something with the expectation of future benefit
meditation /ˌmɛd.ɪˈteɪ.ʃən/ B2	noun - the practice of focusing the mind for mental clarity or spiritual purposes
robbery /ˈrɒb.ə.ri/ B2	noun - the act of taking property illegally by force or threat
monster /ˈmɒn.stər/ B1	noun - a large, frightening or grotesque creature, real or imaginary
animation /ˌæn.ɪˈmeɪ.ʃən/ B2	noun - the technique of creating moving images by displaying a sequence of still pictures; also, lively or energetic style