– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Okay, who's ready for Family Movie Night?

All right, tonight's selection:

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland in 3D.

Now let's all sit down and take our headache.

Or...

or-or...

we could watch... The Cove,

The Cove?

Isn't that that horrible documentary

where they kill all the fish?

Dolphins, actually.

Well, yeah, but this one was in the video store

under "Ethan's Picks."

Come on, Peter.

Billy's our guest.

(sighs) All right, we'll watch The Cove.

(men shouting in Japanese, splashing and thumping)

Oh, my God!

I don't want to see this!

I know you can't tell this,

but the one who's about to get her throat cut,

she's sorta hot.

Wh-Wh-What are you doing?

What do you think I'm doing? You're stoolin'?

What, you gotta do that in here?

Well, where else am I supposed to do it?

I can't just do it on the floor, can I?

You'd be all, like, "Ooh, who left this coil of rope on the floor?"

It's very... comes out very ropey is my point.

But I gotta take a bath. Go on, then.

We're both men.

Well... all right, I guess.

There you go!

(hearty laugh) Look at that!

What is...

Whoa! Solar eclipse.

Blocking the sun.

Do not look directly at it. (laughs)

Wh-Wha-What the hell?

What're you doin'?

I'm just making a comment.

Um, need to know somethin'.

Do you hear the word "morbidly" a lot?

This is not fair. O-O-Okay.

And, again, I'm gonna ask one more question,

and don't take this the wrong way,

but have you actually got a penis? Yes.

Where-where is it? Where is it?

It's in there. Are you sure?

So it's like Mr. Snuffleupagus, is it?

Aw, the hell with this.

Lois, get the ruler, we're measuring again.

And this time, Idecide where the base is.

So then I'm reading the funnies,

and right before I get to the last panel,

Billy blurts out, he goes, he goes,

"You know, those firemen showed up to get a cat out of the tree,

but it turns out it's really Marmaduke up there."

It ruined the whole damn thing!

Peter, in Billy's defense, the strip is called Marmaduke,

and Marmaduke had not yet made an appearance.

You probably should've seen that coming.

I tell ya, he was fun at first,

but now I'm not sure I can take much more of him living here.

Well, Peter, you've more than paid back your debt to him.

I mean, what did he do?

He-he got you a hood ornament.

If you ask me, it's time for him to go.

Yeah, you're right.

Plus, the sooner we get him out of here,

the sooner I can get back to my cocaine and dollhouses.

(long, loud snorting noise)

(rings bell)

Dinner is served.

(small excited squeal)

Get out!

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
family /ˈfæmɪli/ A1	noun - a group of related people, especially parents and children
documentary /ˌdɒkjʊˈmɛntəri/ B2	noun - a non‑fiction film or TV program that provides a factual record
kill /kɪl/ B1	verb - to cause the death of a person or animal
dolphin /ˈdɒlfɪn/ B1	noun - a marine mammal noted for its intelligence and playfulness
cove /koʊv/ C1	noun - a small, sheltered bay or inlet
solar /ˈsoʊlər/ B2	adjective - relating to the sun
eclipse /ɪˈklɪps/ B2	noun - an astronomical event when one celestial body moves into the shadow of another
throat /θroʊt/ B1	noun - the passage that leads from the back of the mouth to the esophagus
cut /kʌt/ A2	verb - to divide or make an opening with a sharp instrument
penis /ˈpiːnɪs/ B2	noun - the male reproductive organ
Snuffleupagus /ˈsnʌfləˌpæɡəs/ C2	noun - a large, furry character from the TV show *Sesame Street*
ruler /ˈruːlər/ A2	noun - a tool used for measuring length
Marmaduke /ˈmɑːrməˌduːk/ C1	noun - the name of a comic‑strip dog character
cocaine /ˈkoʊkeɪn/ B2	noun - a powerful stimulant drug derived from coca leaves
dollhouse /ˈdɒlhaʊs/ B1	noun - a miniature house for playing with dolls
ropey /ˈroʊpi/ C2	adjective - of poor quality; flimsy, like rope
horrible /ˈhɒrəbl/ B2	adjective - causing horror; terrible
measure /ˈmeʒər/ B1	verb - to ascertain the size, amount or degree of something