Jizz In My Pants – English Lyrics

• By: The Lonely Island

Lyrics & Translation

Learning a language can be fun, and 'Jizz In My Pants' by The Lonely Island is a perfect example of how humor can make language memorable. This song is a masterclass in comedic timing and satire, using simple, repetitive phrases to tell a hilarious story. By listening, you can pick up on colloquialisms and the nuances of comedic delivery in English. Its clever wordplay and catchy tune make it a unique and entertaining way to engage with the language.

[English]

[Vocalizing]

♪ Lock eyes from across the room ♪

♪ Down my drink while the rhythms boom ♪

♪ Take your hand and skip the names ♪

♪ No need here for the silly games ♪

♪ Make our way through the smoke and crowd ♪

♪ The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud ♪

♪ Move in close as the lasers fly ♪

♪ Our bodies touch and the angels cry ♪

♪ Leave this place go back to yours ♪

♪ Our lips first touch outside your doors ♪

♪ A whole night what we've got in store ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear that you want some more ♪

♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪

♪ This really never happens you can take my word ♪

♪ I won't apologize, that's just absurd ♪

♪ Mainly your fault for the way that you dance ♪

♪ And now I jizz in my pants ♪

♪ Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut ♪

♪ Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt ♪

♪ I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus ♪

♪ Now I'll go home and change ♪

♪ I need a few things from the grocery ♪

♪ Do things alone now mostly ♪

♪ Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love ♪

♪ Surprise in my eyes when I looked above ♪

♪ The checkout counter and I saw her face ♪

♪ My heart stood still so did time and space ♪

♪ Never felt that I could feel real again ♪

♪ But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend" ♪

♪ She turned to me, that's when she said it ♪

♪ Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?" ♪

♪ And I Jizzed in my pants ♪

♪ It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me ♪

♪ But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three ♪

♪ And now I'm posed in an awkward stance ♪

♪ Because I jizzed in my pants ♪

♪ To be fair you were flirting a lot ♪

♪ Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot ♪

♪ Please stop acting like you're not impressed ♪

♪ One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check ♪

♪ Last week, I saw a film ♪

♪ As I recall it was a horror film ♪

♪ Walked outside into the rain ♪

♪ Checked my phone and saw you rang and I jizzed in my pants ♪

♪ Speeding down the street when the red lights flash ♪

♪ Need to get away need to make a dash ♪

♪ A song comes on that reminds me of you ♪

♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪

♪ The next day, my alarm goes off and I jizz in my pants ♪

♪ Open my window and a breeze rolls in ♪

♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪

♪ When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense ♪

♪ I Jizzed in my pants ♪

♪ I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants ♪

♪ I jizzed in my pants ♪ (Okay, seriously you guys)

Can we, okay?

♪ I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me ♪

♪ And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me ♪

♪ You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy ♪

♪ I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity ♪

♪ 'Cause I Jizz in my pants ♪

♪ I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants ♪

♪ I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants ♪

♪ Yes, I jizz in my pants ♪

♪ I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants ♪

[Vocalizing]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
lock /lɒk/ A2	verb - to fasten something with a key or combination verb - to fix or focus on
rhythm /ˈrɪðəm/ B1	noun - a strong, regular repeated pattern of movement or sound
touch /tʌtʃ/ A2	verb - to put a hand or another part of the body on someone or something noun - the feeling of something when it is touched
fault /fɔːlt/ B1	noun - a mistake or something done wrong
sensitive /ˈsensətɪv/ B2	adjective - easily upset or offended
heartbroken /ˈhɑːrtbroʊkən/ B2	adjective - extremely sad or disappointed
surprise /səˈpraɪz/ A2	noun - something unexpected
space /speɪs/ A2	noun - a large area
flash /flæʃ/ A2	verb - to shine brightly for a short time
alarm /əˈlɑːrm/ A2	noun - a device that makes a loud noise to warn of danger
breeze /briːz/ A2	noun - a gentle wind
film /fɪlm/ A2	noun - a story shown on a screen with moving pictures
rain /reɪn/ A1	noun - water falling from the sky
speeding /ˈspiːdɪŋ/ B1	verb - driving faster than the legal limit
ecstasy /ˈɛkstəsi/ C1	noun - an overwhelming feeling of great happiness or joyful excitement
rubber /ˈrʌbər/ A2	noun - a material made from the sap of trees

Key Grammar Structures

• Lock eyes from across the room

  ➔ Imperative mood (command)

  ➔ The verb "Lock" is in its base form, giving a direct command: "Lock eyes...".

• Take your hand and skip the names

  ➔ Imperative mood with coordinated verbs

  ➔ "Take" and "skip" are both base‑form verbs linked by "and", forming a compound command.

• Our bodies touch and the angels cry

  ➔ Simple present tense with coordinated clauses

  ➔ "touch" and "cry" are present‑simple verbs describing habitual or simultaneous actions.

• I won't apologize, that's just absurd

  ➔ Future simple with negation (won't) + present simple clause

  ➔ "won't" is the contracted form of "will not", showing a future negative intention; "that's" contracts "that is" in present simple.

• I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

  ➔ Modal verb "would" for reported opinion + contraction "that's"

  ➔ "would" expresses a tentative or reported opinion ("some would say"); "that's" = "that is".

• I'm going to need a cleanup on aisle three

  ➔ Future intention with "be going to" + infinitive

  ➔ "am going to" + "need" shows a planned future action; "need" is the base verb (infinitive).

• Please stop acting like you're not impressed

  ➔ Imperative + gerund phrase + subjunctive clause with "you're"

  ➔ "stop" is the base verb of the command; "acting" is a gerund forming the object of "stop"; "you're" = "you are" introduces a clause.

• One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

  ➔ Future intention with colloquial "gonna" + base verb

  ➔ "gonna" is the informal contraction of "going to"; it is followed by the base verb "pay" to express a future action.