Kitchen Captain – English Lyrics

• By: Elro, Traumatik, Devilman

Lyrics & Translation

Dive into the raw energy of underground trap with 'Kitchen Captain.' This song is perfect for learners wanting to master aggressive rhythmic flow, modern street slang, and the fast-paced cadence used in contemporary dark hip-hop.

[English]

Kitchen captain 6:00 in the morning

trying to get packed in.

>> For [ __ ] sake.

>> I get the packs in. I put the text out.

I bring a few slags in.

>> Wow.

>> I've got the weed in. When I start

leaving, you can get snacks in.

I like to watch nature films and cry cuz

I find it relaxing, yeah.

6'3" but built like a senior's netball

captain.

>> Hello.

>> I've got a gut like a pregnant bird on

stilts to tell that I'm packed in.

>> [music]

>> I rap about weed most days, so 10/10

plugs and packs in.

>> Thank you.

>> I used to sniff gifted cocaine quick

till my chest would collapse.

>> Dirty girls I'm attracting. Anorexic

ones I'm fatting.

>> Yeah.

>> They want me to teach them tantric sex,

but who wants to know who's asking? I

leave your girlfriend panting,

screaming, sweating, gasping. I'll leave

her cervix hurting so much and now she's

following aspirin.

>> Spit 30 bars, I do that with ease.

[music] Grind me like a big mac with

cheese. Some of these MCs are irritating

like cats and fleas. I used to sell CDs

and MP3s and packs [music] of weed.

Everybody knows my face, but I don't

livestream like IShowSpeed.

>> I used to have plenty of grades,

wrapping up blunts 20 a day. I used

[music] to go raving in park holes,

buzzing my tits off on MDMA. My willy

was bendy and grey. You can ask Lily,

and Wendy, and Paige. I'm a dirty,

horrible [ __ ] Just lock me up now and

send me away.

>> Wow.

>> I used to drink lukewarm Pimms no mix

for the bottle at midday. I used to tip

bags and [ __ ] off mates, you could say I

was a piss take.

I used to claim that I get paid next day

then say there was a mistake. I used to

text 10 plus beers cuz I figured that I

had a [ __ ] hit rate. If I do drugs I'm

>> I don't like Mormons, find them cringe.

I don't mean the Mona Lynch. I can't

shag her, she had awkward minge.

>> They say I'm the awkward king. I feel

all tight like a weighted spring. I just

eyeball 2 3.5s like a trap by I am the

potion king. [music]

>> I'm a king, my flow is royal. Don't piss

me off or make my blood boil. If you try

like rugby, it might get ugly and I

don't mean a gargoyle. I used to sell

cannabis oil and grow my crops in

organic soil. Sold 50 zeds of Swiss blue

cheese in 0.6 10 bags in foil.

>> When it comes to the cocaine preference,

I like the fire like moths. I would lay

in my pants all day then cry then turn

to a goth.

I like the narco [music] import white,

but it made me soft.

I'm in the leaves all day now clinging

to my wood like slugs.

I used to roll up smoke big fat joints

in my school playground. When I took

class A's I started racing around like a

greyhound. I realized that I was young

and stupid now that I finally came

round. I used to sniff random powder

start making strange [music] sounds.

Kitchen captain 6 in the morning trying

to get bags in.

I get the packs in. I put the techs I'll

bring a few slags in.

I've got the weed in. When I start

leaving you can get snacks in.

I like to watch nature films and cry cuz

I find it relaxing. Yeah.