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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

(sighs)

- Hello.

(jazzy music)

- This week's not about hellos,

it's about goodbyes.

Hey guys.

Hey guys, this week on My Drunk Kitchen

we are saying goodbye to this beautiful,

beautiful kitchen set

which we've had a lot of memories in.

Some good.

Happy Hanniversary everybody.

- I get afraid of how much I love you.

- I know.

Some bad.

Ow, I touched it with my fingers.

And some downright hair raising experiences.

See ya later (gasps) that was my hair.

(girls all screaming)

- Oh my God, oh my God,

oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

That's right, we're saying goodbye to this beautiful

kitchen set which has given us so much

and done a great many thing for us.

Now for a lot of us, saying goodbye can be pretty hard.

See.

Because goodbye effectively means that a change is coming.

And change, like I've said many times before,

it can be difficult to deal with.

So I've taken the time to put my feelings into words

and I wrote this kitchen set a little poem.

Let's read it.

And at some point on this episode

we'll get to the actual cooking.

Ahem, a poem from the heart.

Dear kitchen, I want you to know

how much I loved our time together

although not all words were made to ryhme,

however, I thought our pairings were quite clever.

That was our now and not forever.

I am cool.

Pairings was a pun, like, because of food and wine pairings.

Just in case you missed that one.

Let's cook, guys.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for a bubbly disposition.

Today we are going to be making a sweet potato mousse

because it's bittersweet,

potato

and because I'll really mousse this place.

It was a great set in a lot of great ways.

One fifteen ounce can sweet potatoes in syrup, drained.

Sweet potatoes in syrup.

One fifteen ounce can a hundred percent pumpkin puree.

Pureed pumpkin.

Quarter cup honey.

Honey.

A half teaspoon pumpkin pie spice.

Pumpkin pie spice, the least known Spice Girl.

Half teaspoon ground cinnamon.

Cinnamon.

Two cups sweetened whipped cream

or whipped dessert topping.

Oh-no, where is that.

Step one: Add the first thing first.

Step two: Add all the rest second.

I find it a little ironic that we're using so many canned

goods in this episode because frankly,

you shouldn't put your emotions in a can.

You should process them.

Don't bottle them up either.

I didn't even try and save that.

Never drink as a mechanism to cope, ever.

Oh my God, my processor is way

too small for all of this emotion.

Process round one.

Talk to your friends.

(processor whirs)

So what do you think I should do?

Great, now you have way too much sweet potato

for the amount of mousse you're looking to make.

So, just like real life processing,

if you can't take it in all at once,

give yourself some time, and let go of some of the past.

Meaning dump out half of this can.

You can process it in chunks later.

Beautiful.

It actually smells like the holidays

so that's triggering.

Add the pumpkin.

And remember, if you're having a hard time

there's plenty of really good things in life, for instance

cinnamon, pumpkin spice.

Last but not least, honey.

Process.

Also, here's a quick tip.

All of us have different processing speeds.

We're all like different computers

operating at different algorithms.

So just because you're processing something faster

or somebody else isn't processing something slower

or their processing something faster

and you're processing it slower

it doesn't mean that there's like a right and a wrong,

you just are the way you are and you're gonna process

at your processing speed no matter what.

So do what's best for you, not what you see

someone else doing as what's best for them.

Make sure it's what's best for you.

Good luck.

(processor whirs)

Uh-oh, heads up.

You might be deluding yourself and you might think,

"Oh, I have a 100% process these events."

But look.

You've only processed it half way.

Sometimes you need a little extra oomph

to help you get through the bigger chunks of change.

Oomph, oomph, oomph, oomph.

Love ya.

Plop, plop, plop.

That never works.

This is not a mousse.

Take a bite with all your might.

This just tastes like pumpkin pie.

This point is this.

Thank you kitchen, for all that you've given to me and to us

and it was a really great kitchen

in so many ways.

Cheers to you, kitchen.

Thank you kitchen, for being everything that you could.

It was a great kitchen.

We had a great time.

This is a great kitchen.

Though I really wish it had AC.

Hey you guys, thank you so much for watching.

Please subscribe to my channel for new videos

every Tuesday and Thursday.

(belches)

Sorry had a burp in there the whole time.

Have a great day.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
goodbyes /ˌɡʊdˈbaɪz/ B1	noun - expressions of farewell
memories /ˈmɛməriz/ B1	noun - things remembered
afraid /əˈfreɪd/ A2	adjective - feeling fear or anxiety
experiences /ɪkˈspɪəriənsɪz/ B1	noun - events or occurrences that leave an impression
effectively /ɪˈfɛktɪvli/ B2	adverb - in a successful or efficient way
difficult /ˈdɪfɪkəlt/ B1	adjective - needing much effort or skill to accomplish
feelings /ˈfiːlɪŋz/ A2	noun - emotional states
clever /ˈklɛvər/ B1	adjective - quick to understand, learn, and devise or apply ideas
sucker /ˈsʌkər/ B1	noun - a person easily persuaded or tricked
disposition /ˌdɪspəˈzɪʃən/ B2	noun - a person's inherent qualities of mind and character
bittersweet /ˈbɪtərswiːt/ B2	adjective - pleasantly sad
syrup /ˈsɪrəp/ A2	noun - a thick, sweet liquid
puree /pjuˈreɪ/ A2	noun - food mashed or blended to a smooth consistency
spice /spaɪs/ A2	noun - a substance used to flavor food
ironic /aɪˈrɒnɪk/ B2	adjective - happening in a way that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects
emotions /ɪˈmoʊʃənz/ B1	noun - strong feelings
algorithms /ˈælɡərɪðəmz/ C1	noun - a process or set of rules to be followed in calculations or other problem-solving operations
processing /ˈprəʊsɛsɪŋ/ B1	noun - the operation or method of dealing with something

Key Grammar Structures

• Some good. Some bad. Ow, I touched it with my fingers.

  ➔ Asyndeton, Simple Past Tense

  ➔ The use of 'Some good. Some bad.' is an example of **asyndeton**, a stylistic device where coordinating conjunctions are omitted, creating a concise and impactful effect. 'Touched' is in the **simple past tense** indicating a completed action.

• And some downright hair raising experiences.

  ➔ Compound Adjective, Gerund as Adjective

  ➔ **Hair-raising** is a **compound adjective** modifying 'experiences'. It's formed by combining 'hair' and 'raising'. The word 'raising' functions as an adjective describing the type of experience.

• Now for a lot of us, saying goodbye can be pretty hard.

  ➔ Modal Verb (can), Adverb of Degree (pretty)

  ➔ **Can** is a **modal verb** expressing possibility or ability. 'Pretty' is an **adverb of degree** modifying the adjective 'hard', indicating a moderate level of difficulty.

• I wrote this kitchen set a little poem.

  ➔ Indirect Object, Adverb of Manner (a little)

  ➔ **Kitchen set** is the **indirect object** of the verb 'wrote', receiving the poem. **'A little'** is an **adverb of manner** modifying the verb 'wrote', indicating the extent of the poem's length or complexity.