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What's your first class? 00:00
Solid-State Physics at 11:30. 00:01
We'll make it just in time. 00:04
Although, does... And before you say 00:06
"Does time even exist?" it does. 00:08
So stop wasting mine. 00:10
♪ So here's to the golden moon... ♪ 00:12
What's this philosophy teacher's name? 00:16
Professor Ericson. Why? 00:18
I might pop in and say hello. 00:20
Be careful. 00:22
She may make you question your most deeply held values. 00:24
I'm a stubborn old crank. 00:26
I'll do just fine. 00:28
I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me. 00:30
♪ Make me feel happy... ♪ 00:32
You wanted to see me? 00:36
Sit down. 00:39
Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class. 00:40
From what I hear, you don't care about that. 00:42
Now, sit. 00:45
What the hell you doin'? 00:51
I cut a class. Who cares? 00:52
It was more than one, and I care. 00:55
You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team. 00:57
Fine. 01:00
Now you don't care about football? 01:01
Not really. 01:03
I don't know what's going on with you, 01:06
but you better get your head out of your ass. 01:07
Football's a waste of time. 01:09
I have a job I could be at. 01:11
You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it. 01:13
(exhales) 01:15
We done? 01:17
Just get back to class. 01:21
And I better see you at practice. 01:25
Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass. 01:27
LINKLETTER: So, 01:31
according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h" 01:32
divided by "m" times what? 01:34
Sheldon. 01:37
Is it velocity? 01:37
Yes. Now... 01:39
Or is it a velociraptor? 01:40
I'm sorry? 01:42
Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided 01:43
by "m" times a velociraptor. 01:45
Or a velveteen rabbit. 01:47
Ooh, or Velveeta. 01:49
That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli 01:50
when she's being fancy. 01:52
Is this from your philosophy class 01:55
or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about? 01:56
Philosophy. 01:59
Mr. Cooper, do you really believe 02:01
that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese? 02:03
I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to be fancy. 02:06
Hello. 02:09
Can I help you? 02:11
Hi. I'm Connie Tucker. 02:12
I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother. 02:14
Oh. Nice to meet you. 02:16
He is a remarkable young man. 02:19
Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man. 02:21
Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie. 02:25
All I did was teach him about epistemology. 02:27
Whatever it is you're teaching him, 02:31
it has made him question everything. 02:33
That's the goal. 02:36
Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken 02:37
so he'd put his pants on. 02:39
I don't know what's gotten into that kid. 02:41
He's allowed to not want to play football. 02:43
Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne? 02:46
Not my fault you're never right. 02:49
So you think it's okay he just quits? 02:51
He doesn't get that much playing time. 02:53
Well, in my family, we don't quit. 02:56
Oh, I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick. 02:59
I'm talking about football! 03:02
Why is it so important to you that he play? 03:04
Are you sure you're a coach? 03:06
Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline. 03:08
So does holding down a job, 03:13
which he seems to shine at. 03:14
Let's just eat in silence. 03:17
Fine. 03:19
I still think you should have read The Color Purple. 03:24
We were bawling. 03:26
Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number. 03:29
Why are we still talking about this? 03:32
Maybe we're not talking at all. 03:34

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[English]
What's your first class?
Solid-State Physics at 11:30.
We'll make it just in time.
Although, does... And before you say
"Does time even exist?" it does.
So stop wasting mine.
♪ So here's to the golden moon... ♪
What's this philosophy teacher's name?
Professor Ericson. Why?
I might pop in and say hello.
Be careful.
She may make you question your most deeply held values.
I'm a stubborn old crank.
I'll do just fine.
I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me.
♪ Make me feel happy... ♪
You wanted to see me?
Sit down.
Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class.
From what I hear, you don't care about that.
Now, sit.
What the hell you doin'?
I cut a class. Who cares?
It was more than one, and I care.
You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team.
Fine.
Now you don't care about football?
Not really.
I don't know what's going on with you,
but you better get your head out of your ass.
Football's a waste of time.
I have a job I could be at.
You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it.
(exhales)
We done?
Just get back to class.
And I better see you at practice.
Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass.
LINKLETTER: So,
according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h"
divided by "m" times what?
Sheldon.
Is it velocity?
Yes. Now...
Or is it a velociraptor?
I'm sorry?
Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided
by "m" times a velociraptor.
Or a velveteen rabbit.
Ooh, or Velveeta.
That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli
when she's being fancy.
Is this from your philosophy class
or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about?
Philosophy.
Mr. Cooper, do you really believe
that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese?
I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to be fancy.
Hello.
Can I help you?
Hi. I'm Connie Tucker.
I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother.
Oh. Nice to meet you.
He is a remarkable young man.
Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man.
Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie.
All I did was teach him about epistemology.
Whatever it is you're teaching him,
it has made him question everything.
That's the goal.
Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken
so he'd put his pants on.
I don't know what's gotten into that kid.
He's allowed to not want to play football.
Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne?
Not my fault you're never right.
So you think it's okay he just quits?
He doesn't get that much playing time.
Well, in my family, we don't quit.
Oh, I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick.
I'm talking about football!
Why is it so important to you that he play?
Are you sure you're a coach?
Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline.
So does holding down a job,
which he seems to shine at.
Let's just eat in silence.
Fine.
I still think you should have read The Color Purple.
We were bawling.
Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number.
Why are we still talking about this?
Maybe we're not talking at all.

Key Vocabulary

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Vocabulary Meanings

physics

/ˈfɪz.ɪks/

C1
  • noun
  • - the natural science that studies matter, energy and their interactions

philosophy

/fɪˈlɒs.ə.fi/

C1
  • noun
  • - the study of fundamental nature of knowledge, reality and existence

class

/klɑːs/

A2
  • noun
  • - a group of students taught together

time

/taɪm/

A1
  • noun
  • - the continued progress of existence and events

golden

/ˈɡoʊl.dən/

B1
  • adjective
  • - made of or having the colour of gold

moon

/muːn/

A1
  • noun
  • - the natural satellite that orbits the Earth

question

/ˈkwes.tʃən/

B1
  • noun
  • - a sentence worded to elicit information
  • verb
  • - to ask someone about something

values

/ˈvæl.juːz/

B1
  • noun
  • - principles or standards of behaviour considered worthwhile or desirable

stubborn

/ˈstʌb.ən/

B2
  • adjective
  • - having or showing determination not to change one's attitude or opinion

commitment

/kəˈmɪt.mənt/

C1
  • noun
  • - a pledge or obligation that binds a person to a certain course of action

team

/tiːm/

A2
  • noun
  • - a group of people who work together to achieve a common goal

practice

/ˈpræk.tɪs/

B1
  • noun
  • - repeated exercise or performance of an activity to improve skill

velocity

/vəˈlɒs.ɪ.ti/

C1
  • noun
  • - speed of something in a given direction

cheese

/tʃiːz/

A1
  • noun
  • - a dairy product made from curdled milk

broccoli

/ˈbrɒk.əl.i/

A2
  • noun
  • - a green vegetable that resembles a small tree, belonging to the cabbage family

epistemology

/ɪˌpɛs.təˈmɒl.ə.dʒi/

C2
  • noun
  • - the branch of philosophy concerned with the nature and scope of knowledge

impressionable

/ɪmˈprɛʃ.ən.ə.bəl/

C1
  • adjective
  • - easily influenced because of a lack of critical ability or experience

leadership

/ˈliː.dɚ.ʃɪp/

C1
  • noun
  • - the action of leading a group or organization

discipline

/ˈdɪs.ɪ.plɪn/

B2
  • noun
  • - the practice of training people to obey rules or a code of behavior

confidence

/ˈkɒn.fɪ.dəns/

B2
  • noun
  • - the feeling or belief that one can rely on someone or something

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Key Grammar Structures

  • What's your first class?

    ➔ Contraction (What is → What's)

    ➔ The apostrophe replaces 'is' in 'What's' for informal or conversational tone.

  • Although, does... And before you say 'Does time even exist?'

    ➔ Subordinating conjunction (Although) + Direct speech ('Does time even exist?')

    ➔ 'Although' introduces a contrasting idea, and direct speech is used to quote exact words.

  • I'm a stubborn old crank.

    ➔ Present continuous for permanent traits (I'm)

    ➔ 'I'm' (I am) is used here to describe a fixed personality trait, not an action in progress.

  • You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team.

    ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 1) + Future with 'gonna'

    ➔ The structure 'If + present, future with gonna' predicts a likely result.

  • Football's a waste of time.

    ➔ Contraction (Football is → Football's)

    ➔ The apostrophe replaces 'is' for a concise statement.

  • I don’t know what’s going on with you.

    ➔ Contraction (what is → what's)

    ➔ 'What's' is a contraction of 'what is,' commonly used in spoken English.

  • According to de Broglie, lambda equals 'h' divided by 'm' times what?

    ➔ Relative pronoun (what)

    ➔ 'What' is used to introduce a question about an unknown element in the equation.

  • Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne?

    ➔ Emphasis with 'for once'

    ➔ 'For once' emphasizes a rare or exceptional request.

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