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Nice car.

>> Yeah, it's uh it's not mine.

>> I love your car.

>> Yeah, it's mine.

>> I bet it's fast.

>> Me, too. Yeah.

>> And comfortable. Do you uh you like

leather seats?

>> Yeah,

>> it's got them.

[Music]

Yeah, she tops out at 130.

>> Wow. And that's just in the city. I get

her up to 160 when I take her upstate.

>> Really? You got a place up state?

>> Sure.

>> Well, uh, I'll see you later.

>> Okay, take it easy.

>> Hey,

that's my car.

>> Really? Oh. Uh, but just give me five

more minutes with it.

>> What? What are you doing?

>> Oh, well, I uh I found the keys and now

I'm just polishing her up.

>> But it's my car.

>> Yeah, but it's my wax.

>> Listen, I don't come to this city much

and I don't know if you're crazy or if

this is some kind of street theater, but

could I have my keys?

>> Sure. Here.

>> I'll uh I'll save your parking spot.

>> Not coming back.

>> Why not?

>> I live upstate.

>> Yeah, so did I.

So, the Porsche guy took his car back.

>> But you found the keys to his clothes.

>> No, I just uh I just love the way it

feels when everybody thinks I own a

Porsche.

>> And people would think you own a Porsche

because you're wearing the clothes.

>> Of course,

only an idiot would wear this stuff if

you didn't have the car, right?

That is true.

>> Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a

sonic blaster gun.

>> Oh, I've been there.

>> I am going to go drive my Porsche.

>> Joey, you know you don't actually have

one.

>> Come on. What are you doing? I'm in

character. Will you talk to her?

>> Hey, hey, hey, careful around my porch.

Hi, Joey.

>> Hey, how you doing?

>> He has the most amazing Porsche under

there.

>> I'd love to show you, but I just tucked

her in. She's sleeping.

>> Hey, uh, would you two girls like to go

for a drink?

>> Listen, you want anything to drink? Cuz

I'm heading up there.

>> Uh, yeah. I'll take a coffee. Thanks,

man. Sure.

>> Coffee? No.

>> Coffee? Cuz I'm going up there.

>> Oh, no. Thank you.

>> Do you guys need anything? Cuz I'm

heading up there.

>> I'd love uh ice water.

>> You got it.

>> Joey, what are you doing?

>> Just being friendly.

>> Joey, I don't think you're supposed to

go back there.

>> No, no, it's okay. Right, Gunther?

>> Don't wink at me.

Put on your apron.

Okay.

Don't see you asking any other paying

customers to put on aprons.

>> Joey, do you work here?

>> No.

>> Waiter.

>> Yeah.

[Music]

>> Joey, what's going on? Why didn't you

tell us you work here?

>> Well, that

that's kind of embarrassing, you know? I

mean, I was an actor. And now I'm a

waiter. Supposed to go in the other

direction.

>> So's your apron. You're wearing it like

a cape.

>> I mean, the job's easy and the money's

good, you know. And I guess if I'm going

to be hanging out here anyway, I might

as well get paid for it, right? Just

feel kind of weird serving you guys, you

know.

>> Joey, come on. I did it and it was fine.

>> Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey.

Uh, can I get some coffee?

Okay, I guess it doesn't seem that

weird.

>> Seriously, I I asked you before. You

still haven't gotten it.

>> Now it's weird again.

>> I think it's great that you work here.

You're going to make a lot of money. And

here is your first tip.

Don't eat yellow snow.

215 coffee house.

You could just, you know,

[Laughter]

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell am I doing? You just broke

my fridge.

What? What? How do you know if How do

you know it's even broken? Oh, you think

I don't know what breaks my fridge?

Excuse me.

What do you know? Broken?

That'll be $400.

Joey, I saw you push him.

>> You pushed him.

>> Joey, I did not break this. Okay, that

has been broken for a while.

>> Chan, remember I told you about our

fridge?

>> Uh-huh.

>> I still haven't gotten the check for

your half yet.

>> Do not give him any money.

>> I'm not talking to you. You broke my

fridge.

Tell me something, Joey.

>> I just fell right off the couch there.

>> Yeah, you did.

>> I'm okay.

>> Let me here you go.

>> Whoops.

>> Let me ask you a question.

>> Yeah.

>> When was the last time

>> someone told you just how beautiful you

are?

>> Wow.

I can't I can't feel my hands.

>> Come on. Come here.

Huh?

>> Huh?

>> Who?

[Laughter]

>> What do you mean? Yesterday you said I

was too pretty to pay for stuff. It's

just I can't because my manager said

that I

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to

you. Happy birthday, dear Annie.

>> Amy.

>> Amy.

Happy birthday to you. Hey. Hey, that's

weird. Today's my birthday, too.

>> Yeah. Not in here. It is.

>> Happy birthday to you.

You're paying for that.

>> No, no, no. It's her birthday.

>> You've sung happy birthday to 20

different women today.

>> But really,

>> we're no longer authorized to distribute

birthday muffins.

>> Damn it,

>> Joe. I'm glad I found you. I got an

audition for you.

>> Wow.

>> The thing is, it's kind of on the QT.

The actor who has the part doesn't know

he might be fired. It's a lead in a

series. Mac and cheese.

>> I'm the lead in mac and cheese.

>> Uhoh.

>> Morning. Hey, how's my favorite genius

and his little robot buddy?

>> Don't touch it.

>> Okay. All right. Uh, all right, Wayne.

Look, level with me, okay? I I keep

hearing all these rumors that I might

get fired, okay? They even have actors

coming in to read for my part. Come on,

man. You You got to give me a second

chance. I mean, I love I love this

little gut.

Okay, that's why you didn't want me to

touch him. Right. There you go. Okay.

I can't believe it. God.

>> Hey, how you doing?

>> Hey. Hey.

So, uh, Estelle, line up a bunch of

auditions for me tomorrow, and I'll have

my health insurance back in no time.

>> That's great. But shouldn't you be on

the toilet right now?

>> What? What's wrong with you?

>> Nothing. Well, I I I got this blinding

pain in my stomach when I was lifting

weights before, and then I uh passed

out, and uh haven't been able to stand

up since. But uh I don't think it's

anything serious.

>> This sounds like a hernia. You have to

you go to the doctor.

>> No way. Hey, look. If I'm going to go to

the doctor for anything, it's going to

be for this thing sticking out of my

stomach.

>> That's a hernia. Might have to start

working out again.

>> Damn you 15s.

>> Thanks for coming back. Um, okay. There

have been a lot of people interested in

the room, but I have narrowed it down

and you are one of the finalists.

>> Great.

>> Okay. Now, before I make my decision, I

uh I just want to make sure that our

personalities match. Okay. So, I made up

a little test. Now, I'm going to say a

word and then you say the first thing

that comes to mind.

>> I can do that.

>> Okay. Here we go. Pillow.

>> Fight.

>> Very good.

Okay. G

>> string. Excellent.

Okay. Um,

doggy

>> kitten.

>> Oh, sorry.

No, no, no. So close though. But okay.

Bye-bye.

>> Muffin and espresso450. Ross double

latte 275. Chandler coffee and scone

425. And Feebs herbal tea$125. So

altogether that's $1275.

>> This coming from the man who couldn't

split our $80 phone bill in half.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> How much do I owe for the muffin and

latte?

>> Oh, that's on the house courtesy of Joey

Tribani.

>> Oh, great. We'll tell him thanks. And

since uh Joey seems like such a nice

guy, maybe we could go on a date

sometime.

>> Well, he's not used to women being so

forward, but uh I could check with him.

He says it's okay.

Great. Thanks. Bye-bye.

>> Hey, Joey. How come our stuff isn't

free?

>> It will be when you look like that in a

tight skirt.

>> This is great. I'm getting more dates

than ever.

>> Wait a minute, Joey. You're only giving

away free stuff to the pretty girls.

>> Joey, that is so gross.

>> How about a scone on the house, baby?

>> I'm pretty.

>> I want to talk to you about that that

girl that you're dancing with. Oh, she's

nice, huh? I think I almost brought my

wife to this.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Look, buddy. I came with that girl,

okay? And I I had this plan to kiss her

at the New Year's countdown. I'm trying

to win her over, you know? So, I was

wondering.

>> I don't think so.

>> Come on, man. You You could dance with

my partner. She's uh she's real mellow.

>> Look, you uh you dating this girl you

came with? Well, I was hoping after

tonight that maybe I could, you know.

>> Nah, nah, she's fair game if you ask me.

Sorry, buddy.

>> All right. Hey, you know, fair is fair.

I mean, you know, when you're right,

you're right. What can I say? But hey,

all

>> are you in the second grade?

>> Hey, man. You're the one who wet his

pants. Hey,

>> you guys. My own TV show. I just I don't

know if I'm good enough.

>> I am.

Joey, what are you talking about? You're

a terrific actor.

>> You really think so?

>> How can you even ask that question?

>> Whoa, she's pretty. Yeah. Oh, and she's

really nice, too. She taught me all

about, you know, how to work with the

cameras and smell the fart acting.

>> I'm sorry.

It's like you got so many lines to learn

so fast that sometimes you need a minute

to remember your next one. So, while

you're thinking of it, you take this big

pause where you look all intense, you

know, like this.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, here's my scene. Here's my scene.

>> Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Remora, your

sister's neurosurgeon. Your sister is

suffering from a

I play Al Pacuccino's butt.

All right. He goes into the shower and

then I'm his butt.

>> Oh my god.

>> Come on, you guys. This is a real movie

and Aluccino's in it. That's big.

>> Oh, no. It's terrific. It's It's You

know, you deserve this. After all your

years of struggling, you've finally been

able to crack your way into

Okay. Okay, fine. Make jokes. I don't

care. This is a big break for me.

>> No, you're right. You're right. It is.

>> Yeah.

>> So, you're going to invite us all to the

big opening?

>> All right. Well, I'm out of here. Wish

me luck.

>> Good luck. Good luck. We all wish you

good luck.

>> Yeah, whatever.

>> Oh my god, it's Joey Triion of Mac and

Cheese.

Oh, that's right. It's your first day.

So, are you psyched to fight fake crime

with your robot sidekick?

>> Am I psyched?

>> The lead in my own TV series. I've

dreamed about this for years.

Why have I not been preparing?

>> No, Joey. You're going to be great.

>> But I got to act with a robot, thieves.

And And I don't know anything about

technology. I can't even use Chandler's

computer except to find porn.

And and that's only because it's right

there when you turn it on.

>> I think our lover's spat will start a

little early this month. I'll be

waiting.

>> Oh, here it is. Oh, Joey, why did you

sign it? Son of a

>> I didn't do that. Who would have done

that?

>> Son of a

>> Okay, maybe ask this guy.

>> You get out of my shop.

>> What? What did he do? He went out with

my wife,

>> Joey.

I I Hey, I did not go out with your

wife. Okay. I I went out with her.

>> That's my wife.

Get out.

>> We should go.

>> Okay. Sudden death. One goal, $1,000.

>> You serious?

>> Oh, yes.

>> Okay. Get ready to owe me.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Here we go. Ready? So

come to me.

[Music]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

>> One can beat me.

>> See, now that's why only the little fake

men are supposed to do the kicking.

>> You know that girl you went to college

with who who became a movie director?

>> Oh, yeah. Danny Keystone. She was in my

movement class.

>> What's a movement class? It's Chandler's

way of pretending he didn't take mime.

>> Oh, well, listen. Anyway, she's

directing the new Al Pacino movie. You

got to get me an audition.

>> Oh, I don't know, man. I haven't talked

to her in like 10 years.

>> Oh, no. No. Please, please, Chandler. I

I would owe you so much. You do owe me

so much.

>> You owe me 3,400.

>> Why are you changing the subject? What?

>> Will you make the call or what?

>> Okay, I'll I'll try.

>> All right. Thanks. You're the best. Now,

listen. The last day of auditions is

Thursday, okay? Okay. So, I got to get

in there by Thursday. Okay. Just

remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you

remember Thursday?

Yeah. So, Tuesday.

Thursday.

Look, if you need help remembering, just

think of it like this. The third day.

All right. Monday, one day. Tuesday,

Tuesday. Wednesday. When? Huh? What day?

Thursday.

The third day. Okay.

Thank you.

>> Joey Trivani from Days of Our Lives just

walked in here.

>> Ra, he's a friend of ours.

>> You are friends with Dr. Drake Remor.

>> It's kind of hard to be friends with

Drake because of his busy schedule and

the fact that he's not real.

>> Hey. Hey. Or I could bring my keyboard

here sometime.

>> He's coming. He's coming over. Joey,

>> I know. Here. Here.

No, this is my friend Rachel. We went to

high school together.

>> I

love you on that show.

>> I watch you every day. I mean, when you

took out your own kidney to save your

ex-wife, even though she tried to kill

you.

>> Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.

>> She's not crazy, is she?

>> So, uh, how are you doing?

Okay,

>> listen. I'm going to be moving out. So,

you are going to be in charge of paying

the rent,

>> right? And when does that do?

>> First of the month.

>> That's every month.

>> No, just the months you actually want to

live here.

>> Okay. Here's the phone bill.

>> Oh my god.

That's our phone number.

Now, look, I know I kind of sprung this

whole me moving out on you thing, so why

don't I just Why don't I just cover you

for a while?

>> No, no, no way. Joey Tribani does not

take charity

anymore.

>> It's not charity, Joe.

>> I don't know. Forget it. Okay. I mean,

thanks, but I'm done taking money from

you. All right. I could take care of

myself now. What's next? Come on.

>> Okay. Uh, here's the electric bill.

>> This is how much we pay for electric?

>> Well, yeah.

[Applause]

So, we'll do the rest of the bills later

then.

>> I'm going to be moving out, man.

>> Wow. Well, uh, hey, really happy for you

guys. Congratulations. See you later.

>> Hey, Joey. Joey, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I've got to go. I've got an acting

job.

>> Like, you'd believe that.

This sucks.

>> Look, I'm I'm just going to be right

across the hall. And I promise you, the

minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving

right back in with you.

>> Okay, look, look, look. Uh if you're

going to be moving in with him, I feel

that it is my responsibility to tell you

the truth about him. Okay? He's a

terrible roommate. Terrible. He uh

forgets to um he always he always uh

Oh, my kid. He's the best roommate ever.

Take these cappuccinos to table 11. And

that guy over there wants some biscati.

>> Oh. Uh, well, I just actually came in

for a cup of coffee to go.

>> Do you still work here?

>> No. No. I quit a long time ago.

Did I forget to tell you that? I'm

sorry.

>> That's cool. I was going to fire you

anyway. Great.

>> Hang out with you guys two nights in a

row. I'm so sorry.

Wh why does she not want to hang out

with us?

>> Because she uh she she thinks that you

are blah

>> and and that uh you Monica are uh too

loud.

>> What?

>> What?

>> So she was just pretending to have a

good time last night. She was lying to

our faces.

>> I can't believe this. I mean, who is she

to judge us? We could not have been

nicer to her.

>> And I am not blah. I am a hoot.

No, come on. Please, please, you guys

don't don't be mad. I'm sure she just

she just said that stuff because she was

nervous cuz you guys are like my best

friends, you know, and it was our first

date. Plus, she's really sick.

>> No, you she No, you said you made that

up.

>> I know, but don't you think the sick

thing is way better than the play thing?

>> They're both good. I generally just go

with Monica's drunk again.

>> Come on, you guys. Come on. Please.

Please just give her another chance.

Huh? She'll come around. I promise.

>> Of course we will. Come on. We got to

make dinner.

>> Okay.

>> I do not like that woman.

>> I can hear you.

>> I am loud.

>> Got you the Joey special. Two pizzas.

Joe.

Hello. Damn it.

Hello. No, Joey's not here right now,

but I can take a message. I think

he's still got a chance for the part.

Oh, that's great news. Well, no,

obviously not for the actor who was

mauled by his dog.

Oh, well, that's great. I will give Joey

the message. Thank you. Yes.

Okay,

Mac.

Audition

at two.

Allergy

actor

attacked

by dog.

Not

flowers.

Hey,

>> please tell me you got the message.

>> What message?

>> The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.

They needed to see you at 2:00.

>> What? It's 6:00.

>> I wrote I wrote it on the board. I wrote

it on the board and then I went all over

New York City looking for you. I went to

Ross's. I went to the coffee house. I

went to any place that they made

sandwiches.

>> I can't believe this, Chandler. I'm

sorry. I I I I don't know what to say.

>> Well, you you might say,

"Congratulations.

I saw the board. I went to the audition.

I got the board."

>> Is that supposed to be funny? I was

really worried over here.

>> Oh, well.

>> You know, sometimes that fake out thing

is just mean.

>> Oh, wow. Okay, man. I'm sorry. I did not

mean to make you feel bad.

>> Well, that's good because you didn't.

And I'm incredibly happy for you.

That's mean.

You really had me going there.

>> We could do this all day.

>> Yeah, you're right.

>> When they yelled cut and we didn't get

to kiss, I was really really

disappointed. And I just

I just really wanted to kiss you.

>> Really?

In the moment? I I really wanted to kiss

you, too. In the moment.

>> In the moment.

>> Yeah. But only in the moment. Yeah.

>> So, do you uh

want to kiss again? Sure.

New Year's Eve is only two weeks away.

>> Can you wait?

>> No.

>> Me neither.

>> Three,

two,

>> Joe, you don't have to count down every

time we kiss.

>> Oh, okay.

Except that I sort of felt like I needed

a couple seconds to get ready.

will take a couple of kindness.

Yeah.

>> So, uh, was he excited about the

tickets?

>> No. He blew us off. What? I know.

Can't believe it.

Can I tell you something?

I'm a little mad at him now.

Can I tell you something?

Me, too.

>> You know what? He didn't want to talk to

us about being angry. Well, maybe we

don't talk to him at all.

>> Ooh.

Freeze him out.

>> That's right.

>> I like it.

>> We'll show him.

>> From now on, it's going to be Joey and

Ross, best friends. Okay. We're going to

be the new Joey and Chandler.

>> Hey. Hey, listen. Uh, you guys think I

have a chance with Janine?

>> Well, honey, we have been through this

before.

>> Yeah, don't do this to yourself. She

made it pretty clear it is not going to

happen.

>> Well, all right then. I guess I

shouldn't get too excited about the fact

that I just kissed her.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. Well, we'll see.

>> You kissed her? Oh, we kissed it up real

nice.

>> So, you kissed her. So, what happened

after that?

>> I came over here to tell you guys.

So, she's just waiting over there for

you.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
leather /ˈlɛðər/ A2	noun - material made from animal skin.
tops /tɒps/ B1	verb - to reach the highest point.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - providing physical ease and relaxation.
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2	adjective - mentally deranged, extremely enthusiastic.
theater /ˈθiːətər/ B1	noun - a building where plays are performed.
polishing /ˈpɒlɪʃɪŋ/ B1	verb - to make the surface of something smooth and shiny.
genius /ˈdʒiːniəs/ B2	noun - exceptional intellectual or creative power.
swallow /ˈswɒloʊ/ A2	verb - to ingest.
character /ˈkærəktər/ B1	noun - a person or animal in a story.

Key Grammar Structures

• I love your car.

  ➔ Present simple

  ➔ The verb "love" is in the **present simple** to talk about a current feeling.

• I found the keys and now I'm just polishing her up.

  ➔ Present perfect + Present continuous

  ➔ "found" is **present perfect** (action completed in the recent past) and "I'm just polishing" is **present continuous** (action happening now).

• I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some kind of street theater.

  ➔ Indirect question with "if"

  ➔ "if you're crazy" and "if this is…" are **indirect questions** introduced by "if" after the verb "know".

• I could get paid for it, right?

  ➔ Modal verb + infinitive + question tag

  ➔ "could get" shows **modal + infinitive** (possibility) and "right?" is a **question tag** seeking confirmation.

• I haven't gotten it.

  ➔ Present perfect negative

  ➔ "haven't gotten" is the **present perfect negative**, indicating an action that has not happened up to now.

• I think it's great that you work here.

  ➔ "that"-clause as a complement

  ➔ "that you work here" is a **that‑clause** functioning as the object of the verb "think".

• If I go to the doctor, it's going to be for this thing sticking out of my stomach.

  ➔ First conditional (future with "will")

  ➔ "If I go to the doctor" is the **if‑clause** (present simple) and "it's going to be" expresses a **future intention** with "going to".

• You should have told us you work here.

  ➔ Modal perfect (should have + past participle)

  ➔ "should have told" is a **modal perfect** expressing regret about an unrealized past action.

• I'll save your parking spot.

  ➔ Future simple with "will"

  ➔ "I'll" is the contraction of "I will", a **future simple** used for a promise.