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go well I did my best to convince him

that I'm not some crazy girl who is

dying to get married and I'm just going

through a hard time what'd he say well

uh his answering machine was very

understanding I feel

blue hey you know might cheer you

up what

you know I got to tell you this really

does put me in a better

mood I wish there was a job where I

could wear this all the

time maybe someday there will

be oh God that's Chandler he's going to

come by and borrow some candles for his

big date oh okay no no Rachel don't get

it you see us no yeah the groom cannot

see the bride you're not going to marry

Chandler not after this

okay guys just

relax I

do I got to

go yeah well that ought to do it know

each other for six weeks I know so what

I mean who's who's to say does that mean

we we can't do it look I was with Carol

for four years before we got married and

I wound up divorced from a pregnant

lesbian I mean

this this makes sense for

us come on I mean our first date we

ended up spending the whole weekend in

Vermont I mean last night I got my ear

pierced

me this feels

right doesn't it

my parents are going to be really mad is

that are you saying yes is that

yes

yes yes we're getting we're getting oh

my

God come here come

here uh

Emily will you marry

me

yes oh it's a bit

[Music]

small damn I thought that was going to

be romantic as hell this is so amazing

can't believe my brother's getting

married and in London I mean it's just

it's so

romantic he pretty smart tissue paper

you're at the wedding you have to cry

handkerchief no no no I got my

invitation oh look isn't this adorable

rossl B address

mine hello hey hey hey did you get your

invitation to Ross's

wedding

no oh don't worry man I get to bring a

guest we'll show

him so jealous you're all going I can't

believe I never knew that you can't fly

in your third trimester I don't I didn't

know that either I knew that

so didn't know that but you should see

your

faces he guys what's up hey we're

hanging

out what's this is this Ross's wedding

invitation see maybe that's the one we

should have actually

hidden oh no no you guys come on you

don't have to do that I'm happy for him

I am I really I'm I'm I I on

it I'm sorry

honey you're going to come though aren't

you oh honey I don't know I this isn't

one of those uh you know if she doesn't

come we we don't we don't come right

because I already bought my ticket hey

guys hey hey all right here's the

ring yes yes a thousand times

yes so uh any ideas for the bachelor

party yet wo wo woo

before you start handing out wedding

rings and planning Bachelor parties

don't you have to decide who your best

man's going to

be oh it's awkward it's awkward it's

awkward sort of already asked

Chandler what he got to do it at your

first wedding Joey I I figured you'd

understand I mean I I've known him a lot

longer come on Ross look I don't have

any brothers I'm never going to get to

be a best man you can be the best man

when I get

married I'm never going to get to be a

best man

wait wait so you get to be my best man

twice and I don't get to be yours at

all hold on up you yeah of course you

can be my best

man what about me you you just said I

could I'm not even getting

married okay this is a question for

science fiction writers I can't believe

you're not picking me hey how could it

not be me I'm not even I don't even all

right you know what that's it from now

on Joey I want you to be my best man yes

Shame about you

though I'd like to toast Ross and Emily

of course my big toast will be tomorrow

at the wedding so this is kind of my

little toast or or Melba toast if you

will

okay I've known Ross for a long time in

fact I knew him when he was going out

with his first girl friend and I thought

things were really going to work out for

him until the day he over inflated her

oh dear

God I'm sure we're all very excited uh

that Ross and Emily are getting married

at Montgomery Hall I mean to think my

friend getting married in Monty

Hall oh come on Mony Hall Let's Make a

Deal come on you

people all right forget it

congratulations Ross

M hey best man number two Joey trivia

H I'm not good with the jokes like

chandlery here friends family we're

gather to celebrate here today the

joyous Union of Ross and

Emily May the happiness we share with

them today be with them always now Emily

repeat after me I Emily I Emily take the

Ross Take the Ross as my lawfully wedded

husband in sickness and in health till

death BS us as my lawfully wedded

husband in sickness and in health until

death Parts

us our

Ross repeat after me I

Ross I Ross Take the Emily take the

Rachel

Emily Emily

shall I go

on oh look twins my guys oh cute

cute no fair I don't even have one how

come they get two you'll get one oh yeah

when all right I'll tell you what when

we're 40 if neither of us are married

what do you say you and I get together

and have one why won't I be married when

I'm

40 oh no no no I I just meant

hypothetically okay hypothetically why

won't I be married when I'm 40 no no no

no no what is it seriously is there

something fundamentally unmarriable

about

me uh uh

well dear God this this parachute is a

napsack mom everything's going fine

really yeah Ross is great he's a he's in

a whole other place now he's

gone no no you you don't have to fly

back

really what do you mean this might be

your only chance would you stop I'm only

26 I'm I'm not even thinking about

babies

yet where is she I need to talk to her

it's urgent is she here I'm mon

I need to talk to you it's

urgent okay okay I've been doing a lot

of thinking about us you know a lot of

uh us

thinking and uh well I guess there's

only one one way to do

[Applause]

this what are you doing Monica no no no

don't don't don't don't do it will you

marry

[Applause]

me what a bad idea

oh I can't not look at

it tandler why are you doing this I

don't

know but I know I'm not afraid to do

this

Chandler I'm doing this because I'm

sorry do you um you really think the

best reason to get married is because

you're sorry well no the best reason to

get married is

pregnancy sorry it's pretty much you

know behind being ready and actually

wanting to get

married will you be my

wife jaylor um I want you to take just a

minute and I want you to think about how

ridiculous this

sounds yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone

wasn't here right

now do you know that none of that stuff

came from me I mean I never said that I

wanted to have babies and get married

right now yeah I no but I was really

confused and then I talked to these guys

who two divorces and

Joey hey she's right you

know yeah but still cheap

shot you know what you know when I said

that I want you to deal with this

relationship stuff all on your own well

you're not ready for that I didn't think

I

was what did you just say you roll

another hard a and we get married here

tonight are you serious yes I love you

I've never loved anybody as much as I

love

you I've never loved anybody as much as

I love you okay so if an eight comes up

we take it as a sign and we do it what

do you

say

[Applause]

okay okay that's a four and where where

where's the other one

it went under the table nobody moved you

look that way I this

way here it is here it

is that could be a four or a

five it's your

[Applause]

call it's a

four I think so too I'm s so sorry

please stop freaking

out I'm not freaking

out why would I be freaking out a woman

named Hildy called and said we were

getting married but that happens every

day honey we were at this beautiful

place and I I I just put our names down

for fun I mean what's the harm in that

right

here Chandler please don't think I was

trying to pressure you Phoebe and Rachel

just thought phoe and Rachel so the

people that knew about our wedding

before me were you Phoebe and Rachel

Hildy and apparently some band called

Starlight magic 7 who are available by

the

way it was a mistake please don't take

this to mean anything because it

doesn't

okay

really yes if it really doesn't mean

anything because you know that I'm just

not ready I know I

know

okay all right I'm going to go tell Joey

that that you're back he's really

worried about

you hey did she buy it totally so did Hy

show you the place yeah that's beautiful

yeah I can't believe you're going to ask

Monica to marry you I I

know um I'd also like to try on

VTR oh yeah

okay well what do you think too

much a tad okay then take the Tiara back

and let me hold the musket again

something's missing it's not okay oh let

me see the ring that my friend picked

out what's the 1920s princess Cup ring I

just sold it to that gentleman oh my God

wait no

no let me out

now guys

I got something important to tell

you

guys guys

guys I'm going to ask Monica to marry

me I think we got to end the freeze

out wait a minute is this is this for

real yeah check out the

ring oh my

God so you two are really

serious y pretty

much you you're going to get married I

mean we're going to be brothers-in-law

come and and and we're going to be

friends

again what there water under the bridge

forget

okay I was going to wait till it was

official you know but I got so excited I

just had to tell you guys cuz you're my

best friend ah I think I'm going to

cry no more crying please I just dumped

one cry baby I'll dump you

two I'm going to ask Monica to marry me

oh my God oh my

God oh jiller you guys are going to be

so happy I know where's all the tissue

[Applause]

[Music]

check out the ring oh nice one and a

half karat

easy hey hey FES Chandler's going to ask

Monica to marry him oh I know I helped

pick out the ring

a you told her before you told

us well she walked in while I was

looking at the ring brochures you can

understand that

right guys that is the most beautiful

engagement ring ever there yeah well you

should know you bought like a billion of

them yeah you didn't get

one okay well tonight's the big night

Hey listen how you going to ask her it

is going to be perfect I am taking her

to her favorite restaurant I'm going to

get her a bottle of this champagne that

she really loves therefore knows how

expensive it

is then when the glasses are full

instead of proposing a toast I'm just

going to propose a it sounds perfect

you're going to mess it up let me do

it I'm not going to mess it up if she

says no can I have the

ring she's not going to say no

if hey

hey I'm

M give it it's

gone

phoei I'm

you're practically

kissing you wanted it to be a

surprise oh my God

Chandler in all my

life I never thought I would be so

lucky yes to fall in love with my

best my

best there's a reason why girls don't do

this okay okay I'll do it I thought

I can do

this I thought that it mattered what I

said or where I said

it then I

realized the only thing that matters is

that

you you make me happier than I ever

thought I could be

and if you let

me I will spend the rest of my life

trying to make you feel the same

way

Monica will you marry

me yes

[Applause]

I knew you were likely to take a

wife can we come in yet we're dying out

here come in come

in we're engaged

this is the least jealous I've ever

been oh no wait no this is wrong Ross

isn't here

oh oh hell he's done this three times he

knows what it's

[Applause]

about hey what's going on I found a note

on my door come to Monica's quick bring

champagne and a Three Musketeers Bar

yeah I'll take

that what's up Monica and I are engaged

my

God congratulations where is she I'm

engaged I'm

engaged yeah she's been out there for 20

minutes I'm surprised you didn't hear

her on the way over Oh I thought it was

just a kid yelling I'm gay I'm

gay can I bring her in no no let her

stay out there it's sweet I'm getting

mared I'm going to be a

bride no I will shut up because I'm

engaged oh big talk huh why don't you

come over here and say that to me huh

buddy yeah my fiance will kick your

ass come on apartment 20 apartment

20 okay you get her in here you Bolt the

door I'll be in the closet really

excited about our wedding plans and well

I guess pretty soon we'll be making a

big withdrawal from the Monica wedding

fund

what you tell her Jack I can't do it

what happened you still have the Monica

wedding fund don't you we have it only

now we call it the beach

house I can't believe you spent my

wedding fund on the beach house we're

sorry honey but we just assumed if you

got married after you turned 30 you'd

pay for it yourself you bought the beach

house when I was 23 which means you had

7even years of Beach fun and you can't

put a price on that

sweetie I really do feel bad about this

though we started saving again when you

were dating Richard but then that went

to hell so we redid the

kitchen what about when I started dating

Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't

think he'd ever

propose clearly I did not start drinking

enough at the start of the

meal I can't believe it that there is no

money for my wedding we might still have

some money if your father hadn't thought

it was a good idea to sell ice over the

Internet it seemed like such a simple

idea stupid Jack the word is stupid all

right enough I don't want to hear about

it

anymore good luck

Chandler you already had it yeah well we

called everyone in your phone book and a

bunch of people came but it took us so

long to get you here that they they had

to leave we wanted to throw you a big

surprise in a great shower and and now

you don't have either we ruined

everything well no wait a minute that's

not true no what you did that was really

sweet and it kind of works out for the

best

what do you what do you mean well now I

get to spend my shower with the only

people I really love I mean and I get

all those presents without having to

talk to a bunch of people I don't even

like surprise Monica hey you guys hey

hey what's going on well we were just

talking about you guys getting married

and how great it is yeah you could get a

Volvo that's what you really

want so

sweet so we both finished our vows oh

can we read them yeah just as long as I

don't hear tayers and he doesn't hear

mine

okay oh

oh oh that's

beautiful funny one that's good

Monica will you marry

me what I don't get it oh

yeah oh man this is hilarious

Chandler don't worry honey we'll make

yours funnier you know actually I'm kind

of glad they're leaving cuz uh I need to

talk to you about

something what's up well this uh this

may be a little awkward listen if you

want to borrow money it's kind of a bad

time I'm buying dinner for 128 people

tomorrow night that's it's not that um

now what I'm going to say to you I'm I'm

not saying it as your friend okay I'm

I'm saying it as Monica's older brother

but you're still my friend not for the

next few

minutes during this time are you are you

still my best man

nope do I still call you Ross

okay you guys are getting married

tomorrow and and I couldn't be more

thrilled for both of you but as Monica's

older brother I I have to tell you

this if you ever hurt my little

sister if you ever cause her any

unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you

down and kick your ass

what I'm I'm I'm

[Laughter]

serious okayy dude stop it okay I'm I'm

not kidding here hey I hear what you're

saying okay and thanks for the

warning no

problem so are we friends again yeah

okay you won't believe what Monica's

older brother just said to

me hello

all hi Dad

hi Mr

Bing

Nora

Charles it it's so great to see you both

here yes although I think we may be

seeing a little too much of some

people aren't you a little old to be

wearing a dress like that don't you have

a little too much penis to be wearing a

dress like

that oh my God

oh my God J just left though yeah but

maybe it's not what we think maybe it's

tell Monica I'm sorry I drank the last

of the milk or maybe he he was writing

to tell her that that he's changed his

name you know tell Monica I'm

sorry I think it means he freaked out

and left don't be so

negative God isn't it possible that

sorry is sitting in there right

now okay phoei I I think Ross is right I

what are we going to do look okay I'm

just going to I'm going to have to go

find him and bring him back okay you you

make sure Monica does not find out okay

okay but if you don't find him and bring

him back I am going to hunt you down and

kick your

ass I will I will find him

I think you just cracked a rib but I

don't care because today is my wedding

day my day is finally

here you know she might not even notice

he's

gone I'm going to start getting

ready God we can't let her start getting

ready this is too awful oh God but white

she'll be in the gown and then he won't

show up and then she's going to have to

take off the Gown just it stop it Rachel

you can't do this

here sorry I'm sorry it's just it's just

so sad you've got to pull yourself

together Monica can't see you like this

then she'll know something's wrong I

know I know God there's no tissue can

you grab me some toilet paper yeah oh

that's gone too this is Monica's

bathroom

right oh no I I found one okay

oh thank you oh

God oh God can I have another

one

sure do you need some

floss oh God I just cannot imagine what

is going to happen if Chandler doesn't

show up oh here's a whole bunch oh I

mean she's going to be at the wedding

waiting for him and people will be

whispering oh that poor girl you know

and then she'll have to come back here

and live all alone oh my God what there

was a pregnancy test in the garbage and

it's

positive Monica's

pregnant so I guess she won't be totally

alone take it from here

thanks dearly

beloved I'm sorry I'm a little

late may be confused by this now but you

won't be Memorial Day Weekend

2002 well let's get started before the

groom takes off again huh

okay we are gathered here

today to join this

man and this woman in the bonds of holy

matrimony I known Monica and Chandler

for a long time and I cannot imagine two

people more perfect for each

other and

now as I've left my notes in my dressing

room we shall proceed to the vows

Monica he took off come on come on

Chandler for so long I I wondered if I

would ever find my

prince my

soulmate then three years ago at another

wedding I turned to a friend for

comfort and instead I found everything

that I'd ever been looking for my whole

life and

now here we are

with our future before

us and I only want to spend it with

you my

prince my

soulmate my

friend unless you don't want

to you

go

Chandler that's okay

Monica I thought this was going to be

the most difficult thing I ever had to

do but when I saw you walking down that

aisle I realized how simple it

was I love

you any surprises that come our way it's

okay because I will always love

you you are the person I was meant to

spend the rest of my life

with you want to know if I'm

sure you may now kiss the

bride

so I guess by the pow vested in Me by

the state of New York and the internet

guys I Now pronounce you husband and

wife oh

wait do you take each other I do I do

yeah you

do Rings oh crap okay

um uh let's do the

Rings we good yeah

good once

again pronounce you husband and wife now

kiss her

again I love

you and I know about the

baby what baby our baby we have a baby

Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the

trash I didn't take a pregnancy test and

who

did look at

them and they're going to have a

baby

uhhuh did I miss

it

Rachel I I want you to know that if it's

positive we're gonna oh I know I know

you

do it's

time

no go ahead

re oh wait you know what I can't I can't

look at it I can't look at it somebody

else tell me somebody tell me okay okay

um it's negative

what it's

negative

oh

oh well there you

go

pH that is that's great that is really

great great

news you know cuz the whole

uh not being ready and kind of financial

aspects all

that wow this is so just the way this

was supposed to

be well then

great it's SC is so

stupid how can I be upset over something

I never

had it's

negative no it's

positive what it's it's not negative

it's

positive are you sure well yeah I lied

before my God now you know how you

really feel about it oh that's a risky

little

game are you really going to to do

this yeah I'm going to have a

baby I'm going to have a

baby I want have a

[Music]

baby with who I still got the

time okay oh good you're here uh thieves

listen uh sit down I got something I

want to say all right

um no it's a Scary World out there

especially for a single mom you know now

always felt that you and I have a

special

bond

so phei bouet will you marry

me oh my God

Joey H yeah I'll marry

you you can't marry him hey lady your

days is over it's my

turn phoi wad why can't you marry me I

can and I

will she's not pregnant it's Rachel

Rachel's the one who's pregnant okay oh

my God hey baby I think he would notice

when you didn't have a baby in 9 months

it's Joey

hello one marriage please yep we want to

get married well there's a service in

progress have a seat all

[Music]

right what are you doing oh that's the

Wedding March does does that freak you

out no only because it's the graduation

song

okay this is it we're going to get

married are you sure you want to do

[Applause]

this

Mrs hello Mr

Rachel okay

[Music]

um

um why we even been together I don't

know

do you do you have do you have any

clothes

on yes really

no but we we didn't

have sex did

we I mean I don't remember much about

last night it was such a

blur oh I remember laughing I laughed a

lot then we didn't have sex

oh oh I mean we were really drunk I was

glad we didn't do anything stupid tell

me about it hey hi thank

[Music]

you what are we going to talk about what

you guys did last night or

what me last night nothing nothing uh

nothing happened last night uhhuh Ross

invited us to all to

watch ra we weren't going to miss our

friends getting married who got

married you

did

what we hello we didn't get married get

married that's ridiculous

wait wait wait wait I remember being in

a chapel they they they would not let us

get married when we were that drunk they

let you get married when you're drunk

most people get married in Vegas are

drunk now I'm drunk right

now I can't have a mimosa with breakfast

I'm on

vacation what are you guys going to do

oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer

well I think I think Ross already has

one

now this one's free right because you

paid for the first two so you get the

third one for

three laugh at up but the joke's on you

because we don't need to get divorced

okay we we're just going to get an

analment an analment Ross I don't think

surgery is the answer

here oh oh that's your

thing what you're saying you're thinging

you know that you're the guy who gets

divorced

that's not my

thing I do not love getting divorced yes

you do this is your third

divorce God you love divorce so much

you're probably going to marry it and

then and then it won't work out so

you're going to have to divorce it

divorcing

guy I'm so

drunk hello hello is Ross there uh no

he's not can I take a message yes this

is Ross Ross's divorce lawyer just tell

him that since I haven't heard from him

I assume he's decided to give the

marriage a try Ross got married again

[Applause]

no all right keep going we are phasing

the accent out phasing it

out so without retesting their results

in the

laboratory the team would never have I

identified the initial

errors in their carbon dating

a were there any questions at this

point yes what's happening to your

accent come again what's what's this

nonsense all right I'm I'm not

English I'm from Long Island

I was really nervous and the accent just

um just came

out I'm

sorry so if we could just get back to

the

lecture um were there any

questions about

paleontology all right look I was just

trying to make a good first impression

obviously I screwed up but what you guys

think of me is really important because

I'm I'm hoping to get a permanent job

here so if you just give me another

chance to make a good

impression Ross are you crazy I am still

your wife what were you just never going

to tell me what the hell is wrong with

you oh I can just kill

you well hello

Rachel um what are you doing what I'm

not you this may be the only wedding I

ever

have and I want it to be amazing okay

okay ooh o maybe I rode in on a Harley

Okay Ross it has to be

realistic and my my veil was lace made

by blind Belgian

nuns blind well not at first but it was

very intricate work and they said even

though they lost their sight it was all

worth it oh I bet you looked beautiful

oh well I I don't know about that but

there were some people that said I

looked like a floating

Angel how did you propose oh yeah that's

a great

story well um actually I I took her to

the Planetarium that's that's where we

had our first date um she walked in and

I had the room filled with uh Lily her

favorite flower that is so sweet I want

to hear the

rest then Fred is stair singing um The

Way You Look Tonight came on the sound

system and the lights came down and I I

got on one knee and written across the

dome in the stars were the words will

you marry

me and the ring was the size of my fifth

[Music]

Joey oh my

God

[Music]

okay so

uh guess we should make it official

huh oh look rage I hey Ross is here hey

look it's my good friend Ross hey Ross

hey

Joey hey you oh look Andy brought

flowers oh thanks Ross I'm really more

of a candy kind of

guy you're weird

today listen I uh I wanted to talk to

you about something yeah actually um I

kind of need to talk to you

too uh Joey can you give us some minute

no what I'm sorry I meant

no okay wait up hi

congratulations I didn't want to say

anything in front of Joey cuz I didn't

know if he knew you what that we had a

baby now let's give him a little

credit although he did eat a piece of

plastic fruit earlier no no that you and

Rachel are

engaged what

oh it's a secret Oh goodie yes oh we

haven't done the secret thing in a long

time Phi there is no secret okay I

didn't propose are you lying is this

like that time you tried to convince us

you were a

doctor I am a

doctor you know what I'm just going to

go and and talk to Rachel myself all

right me too

well should we wake her up no no come on

let her sleep she's so exhausted and so

engaged Dum Dum

Dum oh my God she she thinks we're

engaged why why why would she think

we're engaged perhaps because you gave

gave her an engagement ring you know

Ross doctors are supposed to be

smart I didn't give her that ring you

didn't no so whose ring is it it's

mine is it an engagement ring yes but

you didn't give it to her no but you

were going to propose no huh I might be

losing interest in

this look look my mom gave me that ring

because she wanted me to proposed to

Rachel but all I wanted to do was see if

she maybe kind of wanted to start things

up again oh what beautiful lukewarm

sentiment look I didn't want to rush

into anything and it seemed like she

didn't want to either but I don't I

don't understand how how any of this

happened what did she find the ring in

my jacket assume I was going to propose

throw it on and and just start telling

people no no she said you actually

proposed to her well I didn't I didn't

propose unless

I did

I I haven't slept in 40 hours

and it does sound like something I would

do suppos to fee me tonight see what

happens when you give people

advice I hope you told him not too that

would be

advice okay fine I'll handle

this phoi

y I need to talk to you are you leaving

The

Supremes okay my husband just gave your

boyfriend some very bad advice okay

David's going to propose to you

tonight wow really

really that's

fantastic what what are you

serious you want to marry him what what

about Mike oh okay you want me to marry

Mike all right well let's just gag him

and handcuff him and force him down the

aisle okay I mean I I can just see it

Mike do you take

feeding you know it's every girl's dream

however and whenever you decide to

propose I promise I'll say yes

whether whether you know it's in a

basketball game or in Sky riding or you

know like some lame guy in a Cheesy

movie who hides it in the

cake it's in the cake isn't

it where else would lame Mr no bballs

hide it what's the matter with me why do

I keep ruining this I'm sorry I'm sorry

it's my fault I keep trying to propose

in these stupid ways and all I want to

do is tell you that I love you and that

I want to spend the rest of my life with

you

and I'm going to do this now oh my

God Phoebe wait oh

wait oh no

right uh-huh

okay

phoe I love

you there's no one else in the world I

would ask to marry me three

times but I want to take care of you

have babies with

you and Grow Old With

You pH Buffet will you marry

me yes

I love you I love you more not

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possible she's going to be Mrs no balls

leaving this morning and I found this no

I don't know if you want to use it but

oh this is so sweet of you oh but you

know what I won't be needing a veil I

actually won't be wearing a dress at all

I told you I am not coming to a naked

wedding no no no we're just we're not

having a big reception we took the money

we were going to spend on a wedding and

we donated it to a children's charity

that's

crazy I'm sorry I just I can't imagine

giving up my one wedding day like that

yeah well we're different you know I

don't care about having a huge party

this is really nice for you but oh

please put this on and H I just look

like well

radiant all right but who cares you know

I don't need a pretty Veil and a fancy

dress that's right you're making a

commitment and you know that's the same

whether you do it at the plaza or where

are you going to do it City Hall

oh oh that sounds

nice now I was just there for jury duty

they really sprued that place

up okay no it's okay it's it's okay it's

okay I've made my decision what I really

want is a great big wedding

yay but you already gave all the money

to charity well I'll just ask for it

back I don't think you can do that why

not this is her wedding day that's way

more important than some stupid

kids that's sweet honey but save

something for the adoption lady oh hey

Joey thanks listen um I need to ask you

something okay you know how my stepdad's

in

prison yeah well um listen he was

supposed to get a weekend Furlow so he

could come to the wedding tomorrow but

he just called and um well apparently

stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard

just couldn't wait till

Monday so he can't come no And so

there's no one to walk me down the aisle

and um well I would just really love it

if you would do

it seriously yeah you you know have been

like a dad to

me I mean you've always you know looked

out for me and shared your

wisdom I am pretty

wisdomous so what do you say are you

kidding

Phoebe I would be

honored oh thank

you I

hope I hope you know how much you mean

to me

listen I

hope hope that you

know I don't want you to see your father

cry go to your

room oh it's my wedding planner she's

driving me

crazy

hello hey okay stop

screaming okay so hell

it all right so salmon either way I

don't I don't it doesn't matter to me

well it matters to me

I don't care so you pick did you just

hang up on

me all right look I need you at the

rehearsal dinner tonight at 18800 hours

uh-huh okay what time is

that you don't know military time well I

must have been in missile training the

day they taught

that just subtract 12 okay so 18800 - 12

is

1,788 6:00 okay oh hold on yep Geller

here no I said it has to be there by

4:00

goodbye God how hard is it to make an

ice sculpture ice sculpture that sounds

really fancy I told you I just want a

simple wedding please honey leave the

details to me now I want to make this

day as special for you as I can now okay

I was thinking that the harpus should

wear white well harpus my friend

margerie is playing the steel drums oh

she backed out she did why I made her

steel drums don't really say elegant

wedding nor does marjorie's overwhelming

scent hey she will shower when Tibet is

free how's it going good I'm just

getting some coffee so I'm alert for the

wedding that's what I was doing

too well uh you have fun tonight you too

oh I

will me too

wait a minute I know why I'm being such

an ass why are

you I'm not supposed to tell you I'm not

supposed to tell you you told us both we

could be in the

wedding what in my defense you weren't

supposed to tell each

other Rachel only one of us can do it

you have to choose you and me together

again ra ra knock knock who's there I'll

tell you the wedding and Mike are

perfect for each other and I know I

speak for everyone here when I wish them

a lifetime of happiness who has the

Rings

okay when I was growing up I didn't have

a normal mom and dad or a regular family

like everybody else and and I always

knew that something was missing

but now I'm standing here today knowing

that I have everything I'm ever going to

need you are my

family Phoebe you are so beautiful

you're so kind you're so

generous you're so wonderfully weird

every day with you is an

adventure and I can't believe how lucky

I

am and I can't wait to share my life

with you

forever oh wait oh I forgot and um I

love

you and you have nice

eyes I love you

too uh Joey yeah Cha's heart rate has

slowed way down

okay uh uh Phoebe do you take this man

to be your husband I

do Mike do you take this woman to be

your wife I

do I Now pronounce

you husband and wife

I got

married could someone get me a code I'm

freaking freezing

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
married /ˈmærid/ B1	adjective - having a spouse; united in marriage verb (past participle) - to enter into marriage with someone
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ B1	noun - a ceremony where two people are united in marriage
bride /braɪd/ B1	noun - the woman who is getting married
groom /ɡruːm/ B1	noun - the man who is getting married
engagement /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒmənt/ B2	noun - a formal agreement to marry; a promise to marry
proposal /prəˈpoʊzəl/ B2	noun - the act of asking someone to marry you
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B2	noun - the legal dissolution of a marriage verb - to end a marriage legally
pregnancy /ˈprɛɡnənsi/ B2	noun - the condition of carrying a developing embryo or fetus within the body
awkward /ˈɔːkwərd/ B2	adjective - causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience
promise /ˈprɒmɪs/ B1	noun - a declaration that one will definitely do something or that something will happen verb - to assure someone that one will definitely do something
brother /ˈbrʌðər/ A1	noun - a male sibling
friend /frɛnd/ A1	noun - a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations
husband /ˈhʌzbənd/ B1	noun - a married man, especially in relation to his spouse
wife /waɪf/ B1	noun - a married woman, especially in relation to her spouse
best /bɛst/ A1	adjective - of the highest quality, excellence, or standing
marry /ˈmæri/ B1	verb - to join in marriage
engaged /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd/ B1	adjective - having formally agreed to marry verb (past participle) - to have entered into a formal agreement to marry
ring /rɪŋ/ B1	noun - a circular band, typically of metal, worn on a finger as a symbol of marriage verb - to surround or encircle; to place a ring on someone's finger

Key Grammar Structures

• go well I did my best to convince him that I'm not some crazy girl who is dying to get married

  ➔ Present continuous ('is dying')

  ➔ The phrase 'is dying' uses the present continuous tense to describe an ongoing action or state, emphasizing the speaker's current feelings.

• what'd he say well uh his answering machine was very understanding

  ➔ Contraction ('what'd')

  ➔ The contraction 'what'd' is a shortened form of 'what did,' commonly used in informal speech.

• I feel blue

  ➔ Idiomatic expression

  ➔ The phrase 'I feel blue' is an idiomatic expression meaning to feel sad or depressed.

• maybe someday there will be

  ➔ Future simple ('will be')

  ➔ The phrase 'will be' uses the future simple tense to express a possibility or prediction about the future.

• I'm not going to marry Chandler not after this

  ➔ Future with 'not going to'

  ➔ The phrase 'not going to' is used to express a future action that the speaker does not intend to perform.

• I was with Carol for four years before we got married

  ➔ Past continuous ('was with')

  ➔ The phrase 'was with' uses the past continuous tense to describe an ongoing action in the past.

• this feels right doesn't it

  ➔ Tag question

  ➔ The phrase 'doesn't it' is a tag question used to seek confirmation or agreement from the listener.

• is that are you saying yes is that yes

  ➔ Repetition for emphasis

  ➔ The repetition of 'is that yes' emphasizes the speaker's urgency and excitement in seeking confirmation.

• I'm going to have a baby

  ➔ Future with 'going to'

  ➔ The phrase 'going to' is used to express a future action that is planned or certain.

• you are my family

  ➔ Present simple for permanent states

  ➔ The phrase 'you are my family' uses the present simple tense to describe a permanent state or relationship.