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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

I can't believe this.

No good? It's awful.

It makes sin seem like a good thing.

Well, that's the problem, isn't it?

I mean, if sin didn't seem like a good thing,

nobody would do it.

George, please, I'm in no mood.

Hey. Wrath.

That's one of the seven sins, right?

Pastor Jeff gave me this project

because he knew I'd be best at it.

Now Gene... Lundy is taking over.

Oh, look, pride. And envy.

Don't stop. Four sins to go.

I'm guessing lust ain't happening tonight.

You see a large red button.

What do you do?

I press it.

The floor opens up and you plunge into a 60-foot pit.

I fly out.

Up, up, and away!

Again, you're not Superman in this game;

you're Superman for Halloween.

Which isn't till next week.

So I'm in a pit.

You're in a pit.

Then I blast my way out with my super breath!

(blowing)

Just let him do it.

Dinner's ready.

Five more minutes. Hey, Georgie.

I saw you talking to Veronica Duncan.

Yeah. So?

How well do you know her?

Not as well as I'm gonna.

I introduced them.

He math skills are dreadful.

Did you know Superman has a dog?

His name is Krypto.

He plays fetch in space.

♪ Please allow me to introduce myself ♪

Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. (sighs)

It's supposed to be wrath.

♪ I've been around for a long, long time ♪

(gasps) Oh.

♪ Stole many a man's soul ♪

Give him a little kick now that's he's down.

Give him a little kick.

♪ I was 'round ♪

That's right, that's good.

Yes. Yeah. (groaning)

No, go for it.

Yes.

♪ Pleased to meet you ♪

♪ Hope you guess my name ♪

♪ Woo-woo ♪

♪ Yeah, woo-woo ♪

♪ Ah, what's puzzling you... ♪

Kind of stomp down on him, stomp down on him.

Yes. That's the way. Good.

Now, Fred, remember,

you are the personification of lust.

Your sole reason for being is to try to satisfy

this unquenchable thirst for physical pleasure.

Great. Will there be kissing and touching?

Oh, you bet. Mm. Mm.

Now what?

Pretend kissing. Pretend touching.

Oh.

Fred, would you just give me a moment?

Mary, I-I've tried to be patient,

but if I'm gonna do this,

put my reputation on the line,

I'm gonna need you to back off just a little bit.

Do I need to remind you that the purpose of Heck House

is to show how sins destroy our lives?

Yeah, so?

You are making them into a good thing.

Have you read the script?

He's gonna get syphilis.

He goes home, he gives it to his wife.

She goes crazy.

She kills him and her entire family.

What am I missing?

Sorry I'm late.

I couldn't find my keys,

and then my car wouldn't start.

Then I got lost.

Holy smokes.

Hi. Are you my make out partner?

No. No. No one's making out.

This all stops right now.

You have got to calm down.

I will not have innocent children walk through this house

on Halloween and see a half-naked woman.

A half-naked woman chock-full of syphilis.

BOTH: What? It's pretend syphilis.

Mary, I am a trained theater professional.

Why don't you just let me do what I do, while you,

you know, go home and make a nice tuna casserole.

Hmm?

All right, Fred...

ADULT SHELDON: I know what you're thinking:

she's going to tear his throat out.

But what in fact happened is she did

what she thought Jesus would do.

She went home and made that tuna casserole.

It was a little salty

but I ate it because she was in a mood.

Key Grammar Structures

• I can't believe this.

  ➔ Modal verb (can) in negative form

  ➔ "can" is a modal verb expressing ability; adding "n't" makes it negative: "can't" = "cannot".

• If sin didn't seem like a good thing, nobody would do it.

  ➔ Second conditional (past simple + would + base verb)

  ➔ The if‑clause uses the past simple "didn't seem" to talk about an unreal present, and the result clause uses "would" + base verb to express the imagined consequence.

• I'm guessing lust ain't happening tonight.

  ➔ Colloquial contraction "ain't" for "is not"

  ➔ "ain't" is a non‑standard, informal contraction used here for "is not"; common in spoken English but avoided in formal writing.

• What do you do? I press it.

  ➔ Simple present for routine / habit (question + statement)

  ➔ "What do you do?" uses the auxiliary "do" for a present‑simple question; "I press it" is a present‑simple statement describing a habitual action.

• I introduced them.

  ➔ Simple past of a transitive verb

  ➔ "introduced" is the past form of the transitive verb "introduce"; the object "them" receives the action.

• I couldn't find my keys, and then my car wouldn't start.

  ➔ Past modals "couldn't" (ability) and "wouldn't" (refusal/future in the past)

  ➔ "couldn't" = "could not" expresses inability in the past; "wouldn't" = "would not" expresses a negative expectation about a future event relative to that past moment.

• She went home and made that tuna casserole.

  ➔ Compound past tense with coordinating conjunction "and"

  ➔ Two actions in the past are linked by the coordinating conjunction "and": "went" and "made".

• I will not have innocent children walk through this house on Halloween and see a half‑naked woman.

  ➔ Causative "have" + object + bare infinitive; future simple "will"

  ➔ "will not have" expresses a future negative intention; after "have" the object "innocent children" is followed by the bare infinitive "walk" and "see", indicating that the speaker will prevent them from doing these actions.

• He went home and made that tuna casserole.

  ➔ Past simple tense with coordination

  ➔ "He went home and made that tuna casserole" links two past actions with the coordinating conjunction "and".

• I press the button and the floor opens up.

  ➔ Zero conditional (present + present) for cause‑effect

  ➔ Both clauses are in the simple present, describing a general truth: pressing the button causes the floor to open.