鞋子特大號

• Par: 周杰倫

Paroles:

[中文]

[English]

巨砲：喂？

Hey?

杰倫：喂，巨砲喔？

Hello, is that you, big gun?

巨砲：欸欸

Hey hey

杰倫：欸 你有沒有看過卓別林？

Hey, have you ever seen Charlie Chaplin?

巨砲：卓別林喔？

Charlie Chaplin?

杰倫：欸，有看過嗎？

Have you watched his movies?

巨砲：你說他的電影是不是？

Are you talking about his films?

杰倫：我是說他本人啦！

I mean the man himself!

巨砲：哈哈哈哈哈 很難笑耶 哈哈

Hahaha, that’s pretty hard to laugh at, haha

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如果不小心跌倒 馬上就爬起來裝沒事

If you accidentally fall, just get up quickly and pretend nothing's wrong

幽默是這世上 最好的 禮物

Humor is the best gift in this world

別只想要當那 王子公主 公主

Don’t just want to be that prince or princess

別對人家冷漠 耍帥裝酷 裝酷

Don’t be cold or act cool or show off

讓一切的準備 都完美演出

Make everything perfectly prepared for the show

讓所有的努力 都美好落幕

Let all efforts end beautifully

唉喲喂啊 字典裡沒有收錄

Oh, wow, it’s not in the dictionary

差點跌倒 卻不自覺會說出

Almost falling but unconsciously blurting out

嘰哩咕嚕 唏哩呼嚕

Jibber-jabber, hiccup, and snore

幽默是專業的行為藝術

Humor is a professional art form

就算是跟貓 打招呼

Even when greeting a cat

或者是跟狗問路 也要很專注

Or asking a dog for directions, stay focused

聽清楚 什麼呼嚕

Listen carefully to that purring

絕不是形容 東方魚肚白的日出

It’s not describing the sunrise over the eastern horizon

還有偶爾 扮演一棵樹

Sometimes acting like a tree

你才知道 當人類有多美妙

You realize how wonderful humans are

我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號

Wearing a bowler hat, very oversized shoes

我手拿拐杖 留著鬍子 大家好

Holding a cane, with a beard, hello everyone

別什麼你都想要 快樂卻找不到

Not everything you want—happiness—can be found

幽默是 挫折中 優雅的禮貌

Humor is a graceful way to handle setbacks

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跟我一起 Hey

Join me—Hey

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey完了沒

Is it over yet?

如果不小心跌倒 馬上就爬起來裝沒事

If you accidentally fall, just get up quickly and pretend nothing's wrong

幽默是這世上 最好的 禮物

Humor is the best gift in this world

別只想要當那 王子公主 公主

Don’t just want to be that prince or princess

別對人家冷漠 耍帥裝酷 裝酷

Don’t be cold or act cool or show off

讓一切的準備 都完美演出

Make everything perfectly prepared for the show

讓所有的努力 都美好落幕

Let all efforts end beautifully

唉喲喂啊 字典裡沒有收錄

Oh, wow, it’s not in the dictionary

差點跌倒 卻不自覺會說出

Almost falling but unconsciously blurting out

嘰哩咕嚕 唏哩呼嚕

Jibber-jabber, hiccup, and snore

喜劇要百分之百的投入

Comedy requires 100% dedication

不管演 動物或植物

Whether performing as an animal or a plant

你一定都要演的 讓人家羡慕

You must act in a way that makes others envy

聽清楚 不是葫蘆

Listen carefully—it's not a gourd

我一身的打扮 也不是在變魔術

My entire outfit isn’t magic tricks

表情無辜 闖禍時無助

Innocent expressions, helpless when in trouble

讓你開心 其實要一點頭腦

Making you happy just takes a little cleverness

我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號

Wearing a bowler hat, very oversized shoes

我動作逗趣 所有人都 笑翻掉

My funny moves make everyone laugh out loud

若生活需要微笑 請看著我就好

If life needs a smile, just look at me

將壓力 一股腦 全部釋放掉

Release all your stress in one go

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我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號

Wearing a bowler hat, very oversized shoes

我動作逗趣 所有人都 笑翻掉

My funny moves make everyone laugh out loud

若生活需要微笑 請看著我就好

If life needs a smile, just look at me

將壓力 一股腦 全部釋放掉

Release all your stress in one go

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Grammaire:

• 如果不小心跌倒 馬上就爬起來裝沒事

  ➔ 如果 + verb clause, ...

  ➔ The conjunction "如果" indicates a condition, equivalent to "if" in English, used to set up hypothetical scenarios.

• 讓一切的準備 都完美演出

  ➔ 讓 + noun + 的 + noun + 都 + verb

  ➔ The structure "讓...都..." expresses allowing or ensuring that "all" of something "performs" the verb, implying the act of making everything perfect or successful.

• 差點跌倒 卻不自覺會說出

  ➔ 差點 + verb, 卻 + verb

  ➔ The pattern "差點...卻..." indicates a near-miss or an almost-occurrence, highlighting a contrast between the two clauses.

• 喜劇要百分之百的投入

  ➔ 要 + noun + 的 + noun + ...

  ➔ The grammar pattern "要...的..." expresses necessity or requirement, indicating that something must be done or possessed for a specific purpose.

• 將壓力 一股腦 全部釋放掉

  ➔ 將 + noun + 一 + measure word + verb + ...

  ➔ The structure "將..." indicates a deliberate action of moving or releasing something fully, emphasizing the complete release or letting go.

• 表情無辜 闖禍時無助

  ➔ 表情 + 〜 + 闖禍時 + 〜

  ➔ This pattern pairs noun phrases "表情" and "闖禍時" to describe scenes or states during specific moments, with contextual implications.