i say we go left right right like okay
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or right like right
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next time right should be right
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good evening ladies
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my happy sunrise breakfast
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is going to fix you two right up
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bit jittery this morning i see
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jittery what makes you think that
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what's wrong with you two i've never
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zelda had a dream only it wasn't a dream
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it was real and it was about
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tim the witch smeller
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tim the witch smeller he hunts down
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witches for his own private trophy
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collection and we could be next what's
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this guy got against witches show her
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make the past appear now
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that's the witch smeller he doesn't look
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don't judge him just by his looks
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tim was born a complete freak
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even though his mother was a witch he
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had no magical powers and never would
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he was no better than a mortal
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knock it off or you'll be sorry
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what are you gonna do
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not cast a spell on us
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witches can be so cruel
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a present company accepted of course
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with his only friend in the world in
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aardvark named elton
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tim left home vowing revenge on all
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he decided to use the power of science
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against witchcraft he worked as an
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apprentice under one of the most
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brilliant thinkers of the day
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but tim stole davinci's inventions and
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modified them for his own twisted
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tim's advanced his technology over the
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and with all of his tricks and traps
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well if tim the smell master comes
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poking around leave him to me in salem
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we'll take care of him right salem
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say cheese you're on america's cruelest
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practical jokes and watch your back
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america you never know when we might be
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coming to your town
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the guy's a mud head classic
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adults are so gullible i heard when
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we're born we have all our brain cells
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we lose them as we get older so we're
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never really getting smarter only dumber
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that sure explains my ants the secret to
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that show is not to act surprised when
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they spring the weird stuff on you don't
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freak and you won't look like a doofus
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a pocket fun house mirror you always got
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better give me that harvey you don't
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want people saying you're conceited oh
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that's your dad's soul gem amulet it
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holds a little of the magical essence
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from every witch in warlock that has
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ever worn it is it me too retro besides
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it belongs to my dad and he has a
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hands-off when it comes to his stuff
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lunch is served come and get it
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maybe i'll just try it on what could
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uncle quigley what smells so bad
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camouflage when does a witch not smell
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like a witch when she smells like a
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exactly this is our own recipe of garlic
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rotten eggs sardines and stinky cheese
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now tim will never come near us he's not
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the only one ah no time for lunch gotta
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oh my harvey left his backpack that boy
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would forget his feet if they weren't
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attached to his ankles i can still catch
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you smell a witch don't you precious
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the nose knows the question now is which
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i know i'll just soap up and slip it
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over always works when i get my head
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caught in the banister oh my my elton
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you must be a powerful warlock indeed
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for you to get so feisty
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you shall be the crowning glory of my
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embarrassingly huge collection of
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i find evil so invigorating
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let me go is this some kind of a a cruel
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holy monkeys i'm on america's cruelest
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right see we told you
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right about what tim the witch smeller
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guest streams really do come true oh
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dear does that mean one day i'll go
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running through the produce section
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wearing nothing but a belt of radishes
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he captured harvey are you sure tim
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hunts only witches and warlocks harvey's
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only immortal who'd want him only
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immortal it so happens some of my best
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friends are mortal yeah yeah quigg
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tim must think harvey's a warlock why oh
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radishes just never you mind oh no the
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it's gone harvey must have it the
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magical essence from that amulet would
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be enough to fool that idiot aardvark
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into thinking that harvey's a warlock
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well perhaps we should only one thing to
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do start packing packing we have to
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rescue harvey we'll just zapped him with
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a couple of spells from the spooky jar
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and tim has a spell scrambler it it
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jumbles up all our spells making them
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if you two won't help i'll do it myself
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the only place you're going is to your
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look at all this stuff who directs your
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show james cameron you think i could get
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a t-shirt or something when we're all
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when we're all done i'll have your head
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mounted on my wall perhaps a souvenir
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baseball cap would be more in order
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tv people are weird
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going somewhere do you have any idea how
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dangerous the witch smeller is
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i don't care harvey needs me
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yeah yeah i'm a four-legged santa claus
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now how do we bust out of here santa
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claus you're genius
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i borrowed this from anthill to spell
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book it's a tracking spell
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show me true no hiccups or glitches the
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path less tried by the smeller of
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it's true the dumber the rhyme the
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and there's a tracking spell missing
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from my spell book i'll get the car
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maybe it's best if you leave this to us
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witches after all if a witch can't
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defeat tim what chance does a mere
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what chances a mere mortal have
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dagnab this isn't about witches or
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mortals it's about family
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great the rocky horror dream house
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cool special effects and so the
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delicious finish draws near
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i was gonna ask if we could move things
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along because if i don't get this amulet
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back to my friend sabrina i'm gonna get
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so you're not a warlock
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oh how am i supposed to get any work
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all right of course we're not all right
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you little brat how'd you like to be
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stuck on some dusty wall for hundreds of
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years leave the girl alone she didn't
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put us up here easy for you to be nice
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you don't have spiders laying eggs in
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your ear i'm looking for a cute young
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guy with dark brown hair and a dreamy
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smile aren't we all honey
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where's the rest of you
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stuck in some parallel dimension tim
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used that witch trap of his to turn us
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all into living trophies
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glad to hear you're all getting along so
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well because you're going to be spending
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a lot of time together
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what have you done with harvey
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nothing he's no warlock but he will make
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whereas you two magical sewing cells
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will make fine additions to my permanent
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i told you he was all washed up
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what some great witch hunter this guy
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couldn't catch a cold and frost in the
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snowman's armpit i caught you didn't i
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nope we came to you major death she's
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right you're losing your touch with
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very well witchling
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i shall give you a five minute head
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start if you can elude me until sundown
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you all go free if not
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i keep you all agreed you're on twerp
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which way down and out of sight
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that detour should throw them off for a
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while i wouldn't count on that
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don't suppose you'd want to try for best
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long time no smell timmy still taking
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your vacuum cleaner for walks i see
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it's time to turn you into a frog you
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you seem to have forgotten the power of
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a crucial error in tactics for a
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non-witch this guy can sure cause a lot
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of trouble run now talk later
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home field advantage nobody cannot
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maneuver me in a mall
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is the apocalypse upon us tune in at six
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we'd better get the innocent bystanders
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cream of mushroom gumbo chowder make
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these people take a powder
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in a mall no crowds but no time to shop
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i'm getting even with that witch smeller
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if it's the last thing i do here comes
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leave that aardvark to me get out of
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extra hot i chihuahua
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that's it fido follow your nose
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that'll teach you to keep your nose out
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of other people's business
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elton what have they done to you
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as long as he's got that scrambler our
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spells are totally useless
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you're talking some mega cavities there
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these aren't for chewing they're for
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we did it we made it till night we beat
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not wrong much longer
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you're not the kind to hold a grudge are
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now take that as a yes
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we went fair and square
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why should i play fair with you you
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witches never played fair with me
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you're a mortal don't you see how
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horrible these witches are that's a load
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sure maybe a group of witches excluded
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you hundreds of years ago but that's got
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nothing to do with these girls they've
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never lifted a finger against you no you
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don't understand old man witches are all
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alike you horse feathers everybody's an
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individual responsible for their own
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actions i judge people by what they say
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and do not my skin color or sex or
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nationality or whether they happen to
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ladies please accept my most abject
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well he does seem sorry
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i am you can show me the error of my
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some people never get it
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to be honest i wasn't too crazy about
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seeing the first of you
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uncle quigley you saved us
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this mortal happened to have pulled your
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collective fannies out of the fire i'd
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remember that next time you witches get
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all highfalutin that's the kind of
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attitude that creates people like the
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witch smeller mortal oh no harvey
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is this thing ever gonna come off it has
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looks like america's coolest jokes
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really went all out this time yeah but
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they didn't fool me for one second i
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always knew what was going on sure you
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thanks i thought we were gonna be stuck
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on that wall forever so what happened to
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no no to the left it's my nose that
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itches you stupid beast not my eye i'll
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get you sabrina spellman do you hear me
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i'll have my reveal
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i certainly hope you remember to wash
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