your eyeball I'll just relax
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[Music]
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hi everyone welcome back to our channel
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my name is Stephanie and today we're
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back and I know what you're thinking
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Stephanie what is that patch on your
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wonderful honeybee merch bits now this
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patch is because I think it runs in our
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family we have been having insanely
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insane sinus problems and we have
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graduated from the vapor rub stick to
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the vick's vapo patch but it looks like
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we're trying to quit smoking cigarettes
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it's not that it just has like this like
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nice little scent to it that just clears
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our nostrils to the pathways of heaven
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and back it's pretty nice it's pretty
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awesome
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do you want one today we're back with 50
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wings from wing stuff I'm super excited
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because we have the atomic flavor we've
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got the spicy Korean because you're 11
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although that was atomic you ordered hot
00:57
no is this hot and this is Korea right
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yeah okay hot - that's Jen's favorite
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yeah Korean that's you I mean that's not
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you but you like it obviously be like
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that sweet Korean oh that's spicy Korea
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Korean spice and then I got some lemon
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pepper and like it's sour and then we
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got mango habanero and then what is this
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mango habanero in Hawaii okay I don't
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like the saucy ones let's get started I
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like lemon pepper and I like blue cheese
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and they have ranch so all right I'm
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gonna do this one favorite one
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mmm that's good
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lemon pepper mmm good nothing beats a
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lemon pepper you just come because you
01:50
guys literally likes the most basic
01:55
flavor there is how winds and eleven pet
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pepper like they have so many unique
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flavor unique ones damn this is good
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mmm what one did you eat I don't know
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but it's good let's write your hot one
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then I already dipped in blue cheese for
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the thumbnails are you know like
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bobbleheads aren't good only the flats
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are good
02:41
lemon pepper drums they're like very dry
02:42
but the flats perfection hurt I don't
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know if this is true please confirm I
02:47
heard every store mixes their coke with
02:48
what with what it's mixed at the factory
02:51
but when they ship it to restaurants
02:58
that they have deals with they ship the
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concentrate they make it in their
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fountain which is a percentage of sugar
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and water or something like that mixed
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into it something like that
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that's why apparently every single
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restaurant fast-food chain there coke
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tastes different like have you ever
03:12
noticed that chick-fil-a just hits
03:13
different I don't know they have Coke
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but like chick-fil-a just hits different
03:16
it could be the Styrofoam cup it could
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be the ice that's really small like the
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weird cube balled ice science it could
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be like my pleasure you know
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oh god yeah and so it could be any of
03:27
that but I heard that each fast-food
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chain like has own different variations
03:33
of coke and the coat that we ordered was
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hella watery it just tasted like water
03:38
tap water conspiracy theory uh-huh
03:40
where has a shane dawson talk about the
03:43
water well what's our water company
03:45
owned by water owned by coke that
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everybody hate this are you yeah why not
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but I don't know I'd say that when you
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open this honey water it makes a noise
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its I just know it tastes weird yeah
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everybody say it tastes of course there
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were so many pictures going viral on
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Twitter you know how everyone was buying
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all the water and the toilet paper you
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know
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nobody buy the song in water and Dasani
04:10
was still like fully in stock nobody so
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in business they say you only see them
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at like vending machines or like like
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baseball syria hmm yeah why do you have
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deals cuz they but one buy coke you know
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there's people say water is water like
04:25
if you like school fountain mm-hmm like
04:30
it's good or bad bad bad you know in
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China whether like a water place it's
04:37
like just like sink like a roll of sink
04:39
and then in the summer we just turn on
04:41
the faucet and we like drink on it you
04:43
know ro yeah after pee would just pull
04:45
our head like under the sink you know I
04:47
drink like that yeah like a bunch of
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cows that's efficient that's very
04:50
efficient very this story is a creepy
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story that I found on reddit and I'm
04:56
just kind of wondering what you guys
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would do in a situation like this
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because this is actually from a thread
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that is all true stories this is not a
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no sleepy story this is not no
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creepypasta beats this is a let's not
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meet and if you guys don't know about
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that thread let's not meet on reddit
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it's pretty much a thread about people
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who never want to meet you again because
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you're creepy shady beats they kind of
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tell the story of having strange
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occurrences or just strange interactions
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with strangers that are obviously
05:21
weirder than the norm you know you meet
05:23
some strange people throughout the day
05:25
but this is just kind of a creepy person
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and so this all starts with a grandma
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now her name let's call her Teresa
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because I just feel like every grandma
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should be named Teresa like once I turn
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into a grandma I'm changing my name to
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Teresa
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I mean Stephanie's kind of grand money
05:38
that is so rude no Stephanie can have
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some turkey why do our grandchildren
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talk like that
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a gray and musty ebony can I get some
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cookies I love you grandma
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you talk too much Wow my mom knows
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what's good I don't want to order the
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corn and she kept yelling at me to order
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the corn no order the corn and then
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afterward it's just like I'll give you
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guys one piece each one small piece of
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corn each and it's pretty good
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well my Theresa her daughter is going
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out on vacation with her husband and so
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she decided to watch her young children
06:24
now most of your children are young
06:25
except for their it's a teenager in the
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house and let's call her Megan
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everything seemed to be going really
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well up until one night at 3:00 in the
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morning grandma Teresa had been awoken
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up by a noise as she heard she's a very
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light sleeper most grandmas are and she
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decides you know what it's probably not
06:39
worth investigating but since I'm
06:41
already awake let me go grab a glass of
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water she walks down the stairs and she
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goes to the sink and she's pouring
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herself a glass of water which by the
06:47
way totally sight note this only happens
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in movies let me know if you guys see
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this happen in real life where people
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like just wake up in the middle then I
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go to the kitchen first of all I would
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never I would never I would just wait it
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out I would thirst it out so in the
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morning right they go to work yeah why
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would you go to the kitchen right they
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go to the kitchen they grab a glass and
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then there's like a window with no
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shades on it and they just pour tap
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water from the sink looking out the
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window I like first of all I wouldn't
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have the balls to look out the window
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when you just need your reflection while
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you're pouring this glass of water never
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in a movie do I ever see people pour tap
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water into a cup not that anything's
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wrong with it some cities have really
07:23
clean tap water but like never in movies
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do I ever see that unless they wake up
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at 3:00 in the morning I never see it
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like 3:00 p.m. they're like do you own a
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glass of water they never just do tap
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water it's so strange I don't know what
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it is I don't know what it is it's a
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whole conspiracy she wasted at 3:00 in
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the morning she goes for her glass of
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water right when all of a sudden she
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hears that noise again and she goes okay
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no I think it's time to investigate
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maybe there's raccoons getting into our
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trash I have no idea what's going on and
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so she goes over to her windows and she
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looks outside and she can make out a
07:48
figure and there was a tiny little
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bicycle that was just kind of tossed
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onto their lawn I guess and she knows
07:53
it's not one of their kids the
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grandchildren randoms
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ha I wonder who that bicycle belongs to
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and she sees this man oh no it's a boy
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it's a young boy it looks like Oh high
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school maybe he's wearing like one of
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those letterman jackets from high school
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why is he walking on our lawn and he
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looks like he's kind of sneaking out out
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of the bushes onto the lawn right oh she
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looks him she goes you know what this
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guy maybe he's trying to scope out the
08:19
house maybe it's a bunch of high
08:20
schoolers trying to rob houses right now
08:21
and I'm not gonna call the cops because
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what happens when you turn into a
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grandma with lots of grandkids is they
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don't want other grandkids to get in
08:28
trouble and so she says it's better if I
08:29
just give this grandkid is scared if I
08:31
just scare them - never doing these
08:33
crimes again instead of calling the cops
08:35
and ruining this high schoolers life
08:37
possibly don't hang on but I'm scared of
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teenagers because I know what I was like
08:42
when I was a teenager - that's scary so
08:45
I would call the cops on me like if I
08:47
opened the door and it was teenage
08:49
Stephanie to do I'd like number one
08:51
right now would you say you are a scary
08:52
teenager no I'm responsible
08:54
it's like so dry but so good I think
09:00
it's like dry and textured I think this
09:02
place is lemon pepper mm-hmm good lemon
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pepper why do you live in pepper
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whatever pepper do to you
09:13
she decides to turn on the porch lights
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walk outside and say yeah what are you
09:18
doing on our property she wanted to
09:22
scare him without having him get
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arrested and his parents kill him and
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yeah you know because he's a high
09:27
schooler and he comes out and he goes oh
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so sorry I'm sorry I was um I was
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looking for Megan and she was very good
09:34
and he goes yeah Megan and then their
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last name right mhm and then she goes
09:38
hold on a second and now they lived in
09:40
like I guess like maybe one of those
09:42
houses I have like a porch game they
09:44
have a lot of those in Georgia they
09:46
don't have as many in California but
09:47
they have like a porch screen and then
09:49
your actual front door so you can I keep
09:50
the Porsche screen open and lock it
09:52
technically but I mean it's so easy to
09:54
break into a porch screen it's literally
09:55
just a netted screen right and so she
09:57
had closed the porch screen but not the
09:59
actual door of the house and she goes
10:01
into Megan's room and she wakes Megan up
10:03
and she goes Megan what was your big
10:05
idea having your boyfriend come over at
10:06
3 in the morning you thought we wouldn't
10:08
noticed you thought you could sneak
10:09
you know mm-hmm she wakes up and she
10:10
goes boyfriend grandma what are you
10:12
talking about I don't have a boyfriend
10:13
and she lives well you better go outside
10:14
and tell your friend and go home and
10:16
don't ever think about coming back
10:17
anytime soon I don't know what you're
10:18
talking about grandma puts on a sweater
10:21
and she walks out to the porch screen
10:23
and she looks outside and she stops dead
10:25
in her tracks and she goes who did he
10:27
say he was looking for
10:29
anyway I goes he asked for you Megan
10:31
don't act like is one of your siblings
10:33
because they're all much younger than
10:35
her and Megan goes did he ask for me by
10:36
name and then grandma goes yeah and she
10:38
was grandma Connor Nolan I've never seen
10:40
this person before oh so she seized up
10:43
dude yeah hmm
10:45
he's like near the porch doesn't the
10:46
grandmother swash and so she goes and
10:48
wakes up the grandpa and then all of a
10:50
sudden she hears screaming where's Megan
10:51
screaming officer because that guy was
10:54
running up the porch steps and so she
10:56
slams the main door shut and locks it
10:58
right just in time and so then he starts
11:00
banging on it saying Megan come out come
11:03
out Megan and then the grandparents are
11:05
calling 9-1-1 they're freaking out the
11:07
cops are on their way but it takes a
11:09
couple minutes at least right and so
11:10
he's still there screaming saying Megan
11:12
you better come outside right now and
11:14
everyone's like do you know him just
11:16
like I have never seen him he doesn't
11:17
even go to our school I've never seen
11:19
him like even just in passing I've never
11:20
seen him before right and so they're all
11:22
freaking out and they're looking out the
11:24
window and they see the cop sirens like
11:25
coming down the block right into the
11:27
cookie thank God and I guess the guy had
11:29
seen the cop sirens - and heard it and
11:31
so he goes and he turns around and there
11:33
was a car that was hidden behind a bush
11:37
a car and he gets into the passenger
11:39
seat and they drive away so it wasn't
11:41
just him on a bike and then the cops
11:43
come and they were questioning everyone
11:46
and they were like you know are you sure
11:48
you've never seen this like this isn't
11:49
like some weirdo from your school no
11:51
she's like no I've never seen him before
11:53
like I would know like our schools
11:55
pretty small I would know anyone that's
11:56
in our school cops were like yeah we've
11:57
been getting a lot of calls like this
11:59
recently make sure to take off all of
12:00
your social media and so they posted
12:03
this on reddit just kind of like also
12:04
what do you guys think happened because
12:06
this happened in real life and so
12:07
obviously you guys want help like if
12:08
this happened to me I'd probably post a
12:10
video about it and really put it help me
12:11
what's going on and a lot of people were
12:12
saying it's crazy because snapchat they
12:13
have like this local fee and they're
12:18
saying that a lot of the times kids have
12:20
snapchat and they don't disable their
12:21
share
12:23
location or some [ __ ] you find out where
12:23
you live because your names on snapchat
12:26
and then they could try to locate you
12:27
easily hey but I also don't know why
12:29
that was even invented like I don't want
12:32
my friends to know where I am ever yeah
12:34
remember hey my mom you know your
12:36
Facebook came out with you can see where
12:38
all your friends are yeah okay that was
12:40
before your age I guess yeah but it was
12:42
here I don't understand I don't want to
12:44
know where all my friends are what are
12:46
you doing John I'm at the gym no you're
12:49
lying
12:50
I see you're a Casey's house that's
12:51
weird that's why I disabled my - yeah I
12:58
disabled all of mine is so creepy even
13:00
the Apple friends thing so do you people
13:03
think it happened matter mm-hmm or they
13:08
track her by snatch up and then trying
13:11
to kidnap her yeah or do some bad things
13:13
turn a scary hmm you know how old she
13:15
was high school like maybe like 16 oh my
13:18
god isn't that so creepy I'm crazy
13:21
people out there so I got threat people
13:23
who's just constantly posting creepy
13:31
happening yeah like that's not me means
13:32
like they're usually strangers and like
13:34
please never let's never meet again
13:36
usually it's like robbers that they me
13:37
apparently right now there's a lot more
13:43
creepy stuff happening just like people
13:45
coming door-to-door and like saying some
13:47
[ __ ] oh sure there's I don't know
13:49
how I'm sure it's like a very rare
13:51
occurrence but I did meet someone
13:53
talking about how there's a lot of older
13:55
elderly people being used by robbers
13:56
what do you like knock on the door and
13:59
be like I live across the street and I
14:01
lost this and this I need to call and
14:03
like right now especially people are
14:05
like trying to protect the elderly you
14:07
know so they're like oh of course it's
14:09
okay and so then they like let them in
14:11
but then like the elderly is working for
14:13
a group of robbers that aren't elderly
14:15
it's not like a bunch of elderly robbers
14:16
obviously you know the story that goes
14:18
for anyone so they're like don't even
14:20
open the door like even if they look
14:22
like a doctor an elderly person who
14:23
needs help like do not open the door
14:25
like Beyonce and there was like that one
14:27
thing that went viral of a woman who is
14:35
like putting up a sign that said like if
14:37
you need help I'm here for you right and
14:39
her neighbor was elderly she put up this
14:41
eye and I was like if you need help I'm
14:43
here for you right and her neighbor
14:44
comes to the window and reads her sign
14:46
and she was and she goes and she writes
14:47
her own sign and just says you get lost
14:50
say that one more now who wrote that
14:54
like a young neighbor I was like you
14:57
know my my neighbors are elderly I'm
14:59
gonna like put up a sign and so she put
15:01
up a sign like if you ever need anything
15:03
like call me you know oh we like put it
15:05
in front of the window her neighbor and
15:07
her neighbor was like and then when I
15:08
wrote a sign I said [ __ ] you get lost
15:10
together like so thank you the next
15:16
story it's not a campsite where you
15:20
probably shouldn't be especially during
15:22
this time have you ever gone camping
15:24
mm-hmm do you like you like camping why
15:26
too many mosquitoes that's why you like
15:29
camping why don't you like camping
15:32
why scared or you just feel like there's
15:34
a lot of freaking mosquitoes like no
15:37
shower I'm scared
15:39
elissa camping to me is just as
15:41
appealing as a cruise which I know right
15:43
now nobody likes cruises but I don't
15:45
like produces even before nobody likes
15:46
cruises because they just feel like
15:48
being like the same concept you know
15:49
there's so many cruises right now has no
15:51
where to Lane they get rejected by every
15:53
country know why because they have no
15:55
country that's the whole thing they have
15:56
no country what do you mean yes all
15:58
these businesses they like do their
16:00
taxes in like a separate country even
16:02
though they're like mainly American run
16:03
gets me riled up sorry right now there's
16:05
people yeah when they found you know
16:08
infected people on the cruise nobody
16:10
would want to take them so what are they
16:12
doing like this in the middle of the
16:14
ocean exactly
16:15
really yeah it's really sad okay that's
16:17
actually sad yeah I thought you might
16:19
like just like empty cruise boats have
16:21
no no no with people so there are people
16:23
who's sharing a story I just read
16:25
earlier
16:27
it's just really difficult they've been
16:28
on the cruise for like a couple of weeks
16:30
now and they say couldn't get off
16:31
because there are people who's infected
16:33
on the cruise about it because majority
16:35
of people that are on cruises I usually
16:38
like middle-aged older like holiday
16:40
they're like we've saved up for this
16:42
vacation and then now they're like
16:44
prolonged vacation I saw this couple who
16:46
is on there on March 9th for two weeks
16:49
and that too we just turned south after
16:51
like a week or so and nobody knows
16:54
what's going on right now huh anyways
16:55
I'm so sorry camping I got really
16:57
grabbed I'm just scared of cruises and
16:59
I'm scared of camping I'm scared of
17:01
being around other people like camping
17:02
just in the wilderness scary the way
17:04
that a campsite works even from someone
17:06
who has no knowledge of Camby but my
17:08
sister likes to camp is that you rent
17:09
like this little perimeter right like
17:11
this little box right it's gonna box it
17:13
and you get that like you rent it and
17:15
they have like these bathrooms that are
17:17
maintained because you're paying for it
17:19
by paying for this little slot of land
17:20
your places to park your cars and then
17:22
you have a bunch of like different
17:24
campsites near you and so it's almost
17:25
like this community activity with
17:27
strangers how could that go wrong right
17:29
and so this couple we're gonna call them
17:32
John and Mary they have been dating for
17:35
12 years and they officially got married
17:38
now during their entire 12 years of you
17:39
know dating and all of that jazz they
17:42
loved mountains they loved everything
17:43
about mountains and unfortunately they
17:45
don't live near mountains and so they
17:47
decided for their honeymoon why don't we
17:49
take a road trip drive across the
17:50
country to this beautiful mountain range
17:52
area and they have this like nice
17:55
mountainside campsite that's like
17:58
world-renowned people love it like
18:00
people say it's the best place to camp
18:02
you know and they're professionals at
18:04
camping like they know how to set up
18:06
their tent they got these two big dogs
18:07
they're throwing them into the car and
18:09
they're all gonna do it together right
18:11
oh and so they get there and the first
18:12
day it's pretty normal they set up their
18:14
tent and they start making friends
18:16
already because the nearby campers are
18:18
like wow you guys are amazing at tenting
18:20
can you help us set up our tent you know
18:21
and they're just like a young couple
18:23
with lots of dogs and it just seems like
18:24
a fun time and then all of a sudden
18:26
they're sitting under a tree one day off
18:28
of their campsite and they're just kind
18:30
of enjoying the nice day when they get
18:32
startled because they hear a girls voice
18:34
behind them and she says
18:36
and even the dogs start barking like
18:39
crazy because that's how quiet she was
18:41
like normally dogs can hear people
18:44
approaching from a while away but they
18:46
didn't hear her and so she approaches
18:48
can I pet your dog and the dogs were
18:50
already so riled up that the owners Mary
18:52
and John were like I'm actually there
18:55
like a little bit emotional right now
18:57
like no right I'm so sorry and she just
18:58
kind of stared and didn't leave and then
19:02
she sits down and just kind of looks oh
19:04
oh boy so creepy I'm like okay
19:06
ventually she walks away and they walk
19:11
away now I think the reason that this
19:13
got so much attention on let's not meet
19:15
was because it's just so real like this
19:17
could happen to anyone like you've
19:21
always been to a place where there's
19:22
always that like socially awkward person
19:23
and if you're me it's you like it's me
19:25
I'm the socially awkward person right
19:27
but like this is like the type of
19:29
experience where I feel like I can kind
19:31
of relate to this girl but then at the
19:32
same time like not completely like I can
19:34
relate to her awkwardness but not
19:36
completely right because I feel like if
19:38
I had to go to like a campsite with
19:40
school and it was mandatory I might be
19:42
this awkward but keep in mind there's
19:44
not a mandatory campsite she could have
19:47
stayed home and so she also didn't look
19:48
like she was homeless or anything which
19:50
is kind of pertinent to the story and so
19:52
she has her backpack and they kind of
19:54
wash her because they're kind of creeped
19:55
out and she sets up camp at the edge of
19:56
someone's campsite and there was already
19:59
tent set up so they were like okay maybe
20:01
she is friends with those people who
20:02
knows right she sets up a one-person
20:04
tent and they don't think about it
20:05
because they're just trying to enjoy
20:07
their honeymoon and so then John decides
20:07
you know what I'm gonna go take a shower
20:10
real quick so he walks to the men's
20:11
camping showers and he has to walk past
20:12
her tent
20:15
and when he walks past to go to the
20:15
shower station he looks and her scent
20:17
like tent with his peripheral vision and
20:19
he sees that she's just laying there
20:21
reading a book then he's like you know
20:23
what maybe were just being dramatic
20:25
maybe she's just like socially awkward
20:26
at time and so then he walks he takes a
20:27
shower and on his way back he sees that
20:29
the tent itself is like jiggling which
20:32
is like weird but like whatever right
20:33
like she's just having a hard time maybe
20:35
it's like calling with who knows and so
20:37
then he's walking by and the tent is
20:38
like halfway closed and the minute that
20:40
he sees her she makes eye contact she
20:43
unzips the
20:46
hands and she's completely naked and she
20:47
says jiggling her boobies and they're
20:49
like making eye contact and so then he's
20:55
like and then he runs back to his tent
20:58
and he and his wife talk about it and
21:01
they have a little good laugh over it
21:03
right maybe she's a little socially
21:04
awkward and maybe she was just thought
21:06
he was cute and thought that you know he
21:07
would cheat on his wife who knows right
21:09
and so they're like okay that's really
21:11
creepy really weird and so they move on
21:13
with their day the next day they go on a
21:15
trail now this trail is very commonly
21:18
used by the campsite because it's a
21:20
beautiful trail right but it's such a
21:21
big one that unless you decide to start
21:23
at the same time or you see people at
21:26
the start of the trail you like run up
21:28
and start with them you're not really
21:29
gonna pass other campers because it's
21:31
that big and like the way to come back
21:33
you don't just come back on the same
21:35
trail it's like a loop thing right and
21:36
so then you know they're walking on
21:38
their trail and they decide to wait
21:39
let's stop with the dogs and let's take
21:40
pictures it's such a good view right
21:42
here and so they're taking pictures when
21:43
all of a sudden they see her just like
21:45
in the corner like watching them oh so
21:47
they're like okay that's so weird we
21:49
didn't see her like getting on the trail
21:51
earlier right and so they're like okay
21:53
let's go let's go and they start walking
21:55
right in the dogs are with him and they
21:56
start walking and she's just walking
21:57
behind them and like to the point where
21:59
the dogs are getting unnerved and one of
22:01
the dogs keeps like turning around to
22:03
look at her and so they kept getting
22:04
annoyed because if you've ever walked a
22:05
dog and they keep turning around you're
22:07
like driving me crazy right so then they
22:08
decide okay because I'm how annoying our
22:10
little dog goes being we're gonna wait
22:12
till she passes and so they wait to the
22:14
side and she stops she just waits with
22:16
us yeah maybe she's really lonely you
22:19
know and so then they look at each other
22:25
and they go are you feeling sick and
22:26
they go yeah let's head back right and
22:29
so they start jogging with the dogs and
22:31
they take like a little shortcut back to
22:33
the campsite and she starts jogging at
22:34
one point with them and then they
22:36
eventually lose her and so that was very
22:37
strange she decides to go shower and
22:39
marry the wife she says okay I'm gonna
22:42
go hit the showers so she grabs all of
22:43
her stuff and she goes inside and she's
22:44
showering and she hears a bunch of girls
22:46
talking about how they're going to drive
22:47
to the ski resort that's nearby and
22:49
there's clubs there right and it's very
22:51
common that girls get ready to go
22:53
clubbing in this bathroom because of how
22:54
close the clubs are and so you know she
22:55
looks outside after she
22:57
the shower and the other girl is there
22:59
the stalker girl which they never knew
23:01
her name and so she is like oh so which
23:03
restaurant are we meeting at right and
23:05
by the way like the couple is really
23:07
familiar with this area like they're
23:09
really familiar with a lot of these like
23:10
mountainside campsites and she named a
23:12
really popular restaurant one of the
23:14
girls and she knows that it closes at
23:15
10:00 but she's like yeah I meet us at
23:17
midnight there who's talking to her
23:19
right now
23:20
like two random girls are talking to the
23:21
stalker girl and the wife is listening
23:22
they're asking the stalker girl yeah the
23:24
girl is like where are we meeting where
23:26
are we meeting they're all friends it
23:28
seems weird it seems like the two girls
23:30
don't want to be the stock girls fret oh
23:32
right and then the stock girl is like
23:34
okay okay I'll meet you guys there and
23:36
she'll eat so then she kind of looks
23:37
around the wife looks around and the two
23:38
girls are like god she's so [ __ ]
23:40
annoying and so then the wife is like
23:41
what happened right and she's like I
23:43
don't know like we just bought this
23:45
campsite for the weekend and she just
23:47
pitched her tent on our campsite and
23:49
we're paying for the whole campsite just
23:51
like in the corner of our campsite she
23:52
just pitched her tent and then like
23:54
every time what cooks more is she like
23:55
come over and like cook s'mores and then
23:57
we like try to let her know that like
23:59
what are you doing here by making her
24:00
feel uncomfortable but she just doesn't
24:02
get the message she just like won't
24:03
leave and she keeps trying to hang out
24:04
with those she keeps trying to go
24:06
clubbing with us and we're like we don't
24:07
even know you like this loosely like a
24:08
girls trip and so then she's like oh
24:11
that's so strange but whatever and they
24:13
don't know if they went clubbing the
24:15
next day happens the two girls had left
24:16
the campsite and so it's just her alone
24:18
on that little single campsite and at 3
24:20
in the morning the husband wakes up
24:23
because he hears the dogs barking and
24:24
his tent is all zipped up and he's like
24:26
that sounds like someone walking because
24:29
it's not just like leaves rustling it's
24:31
a crunch crunch right yeah and so then
24:33
he opens up the tent a tiny bit just
24:35
istic as I am
24:37
[Laughter]
24:40
like every time you do that we cuz I
24:45
thought she would be outside like boo
24:52
no she wasn't doing that yeah and so
24:55
then he sticks his eye back and he makes
25:08
eye contact with her and she's like
25:10
reaching for one of their bags of food
25:12
and then jiggly they make eye contact
25:14
and suddenly she screams and runs away
25:19
like what like how you just came yeah
25:21
but it was just very strange like
25:25
everything about all of like the
25:28
interactions it's just like that
25:31
borderline horror movie like they never
25:33
know what she's gonna do because she's
25:35
so calm and staring and always nearby
25:36
yeah and so he goes back to sleep
25:38
and the next day they feel a little bit
25:41
calmer because you know their friends
25:43
had driven all the way over there too
25:44
and they were gonna set up a tent and
25:46
because they had work they were only
25:47
gonna stay for the weekend right and so
25:48
they set up a tent and as they're
25:50
setting up a tent they had gotten there
25:52
and they had just gotten there so they
25:53
what they went down at the time to tell
25:55
them about the stalker girl and she's
25:57
suddenly on their campsite and obviously
25:59
the couple had been dealing with her for
26:01
days so they just kind of look at her
26:02
right and then the friends are really
26:04
like friendly really go hey like you
26:05
know what brings you here like how's the
26:07
can't say how long have you been here
26:08
and she walks up to the dog and the dogs
26:10
I feel like when my dog knows that
26:12
someone's weird she loves everyone but
26:15
there I've seen mango hate about three
26:18
people in her life and they're not
26:20
strangers I feel like these people did
26:22
something to her like every time they
26:25
just browse no but I go like her back of
26:26
her neck hair stands up and she growls
26:30
and if they try to pet her she gets low
26:32
to the ground and they're like friends
26:34
we're friends of friends and I just feel
26:37
like I don't know like I just would
26:39
never leave that person alone with mango
26:41
because I'm like maybe they accidentally
26:43
dropped her or something
26:45
and she's like traumatized and they
26:46
actually dropping her job doesn't make
26:48
it like I've accidentally stepped on the
26:50
dog's paws you know or like accidentally
26:52
tripped on them and like you just say
26:54
sorry and they're fine right but I don't
26:55
know it's just weird right and the dogs
26:57
didn't like the stalker girl and so
26:59
she's like can I pet your dog and one of
27:01
the dogs
27:03
already like right and so then the
27:03
couple was like I mean the dogs already
27:06
not really responding friendly to you
27:08
soon oh right
27:10
and that's when their friends realized
27:11
okay we don't like this girl right so
27:13
they're like she's like oh I have that
27:15
same brand of tent and the friends go oh
27:17
that's cool
27:19
and she goes let me help you set it up
27:20
and she grabs a hammer and she starts
27:22
trying to hem down like the little pitch
27:24
thing right and the friends are like not
27:26
it's okay like you don't have to help us
27:28
right and she looks around when they
27:30
said you don't have to help us and looks
27:33
at every single person with this hammer
27:34
in her hand and now a normal person what
27:36
would you say like if you were the one
27:39
trying to help and they said oh you
27:40
don't have to help us would you say okay
27:41
not just him are you now no okay fine
27:43
bye yes so she's Iran she has the hammer
27:48
like this and she drops it stares calmly
27:52
walks away damn and so everyone's like
27:57
dude what the [ __ ] was that like that's
28:00
not a normal human interaction that's
28:02
weird right and then the next day they
28:04
wake up and her campsite has been just
28:06
flooded with litter so her tenants all
28:08
packed up and so they're like okay maybe
28:10
she's a lot thank God right
28:12
and so then their last day there they
28:13
decide to go take pictures on a trail
28:14
and she's there
28:16
again with her backpack just watching
28:17
them doesn't say a word and then they
28:19
walk away get in their car pack their
28:21
stuff and they never heard from her
28:23
again they don't even know her name but
28:25
the entire honeymoon she was just always
28:27
there I'm surprised they we're still
28:29
there after the first day that's what
28:32
the comments are saying you know like a
28:34
well okay so the thing is like he did
28:35
post a picture of her because when they
28:37
weren't posting a picture of like the
28:39
mountain site they got her in frame on
28:41
the corner and the crazy thing is all of
28:43
the redditors in the thread were like
28:45
that is not what I expected her to look
28:47
why you don't see her face but like I
28:49
guess you just expect to see either like
28:51
I when I was reading this story I was
28:53
envisioning someone maybe that looks
28:55
more like me like kind of like long
28:57
crazy hair you know just like looks
28:59
creepy like obviously because I'm like
29:02
so cool yeah but like a creepy version
29:04
of me like if someone wanted to look
29:06
like me but then like was creepy you
29:08
know kind of like long like that's what
29:10
a lot of commenters were saying too that
29:12
they were expecting like some like
29:13
grudge looking girl right
29:14
[Music]
29:15
or some people were expecting someone
29:17
that's like very not well-kept like you
29:20
know has her hair all like matted and
29:22
just like maybe you question if they are
29:23
homeless or not right because you're
29:26
like oh I wonder if maybe she's here to
29:28
get shelter but she like I believe she
29:30
had like a Michael Kors bag on like she
29:32
just looked like your normal normal
29:34
normal normal normal girl like I've
29:37
never seen a girl look more normal she
29:39
like dresses normal just everything
29:42
about her so normal like if I saw her at
29:45
Trader Joe's I would never think that
29:47
she was harassing a couple on their
29:49
honeymoon I'd be like this is a normal
29:50
[ __ ] she probably thinks I'm the creep
29:52
turns out she's the creep and so a lot
29:54
of commenters were saying that they
29:57
think so they're it's not an it's not an
29:59
illness but there are a group of people
30:02
who have this belief that once they
30:04
overcome something that the world will
30:07
be at their feet so this comes from a
30:10
place of anger sometimes so a lot of
30:13
people were speculating this is what was
30:15
wrong with her because a lot of people
30:17
were like you know I didn't seem like
30:18
she had any sort of apparent mental
30:19
illness right or any sort of apparent
30:21
thing wrong with her just like really
30:23
weird creepy and lack of social skills
30:25
and so what they believe does not my
30:27
belief just a lot of redditors is that
30:30
there is actually a lot of like stand-up
30:31
comedians well used to be not really
30:33
successful stand-up comedians who want
30:35
to be a stand-up comedian but they're so
30:38
scared of public speaking
30:39
and they believe that if they overcome
30:41
public speaking then everyone will love
30:43
them and they'll be the next Kevin Hart
30:45
and when that doesn't happen they get
30:47
really angry at the world
30:48
kind of like the Joker and so there's
30:50
actually a group of people that believe
30:53
in that in terms of social mists right
30:54
so you know how like if someone is
30:56
really socially awkward or they are
30:58
socially shy what do you tell them like
31:00
just talk to someone like it did what's
31:02
the worst that can happen they're just
31:04
gonna talk back and you're gonna make
31:05
friends that's how you make friends just
31:06
start a conversation and because
31:08
everyone keeps telling them this they
31:09
believe that as long as they start a
31:12
conversation they'll have all the
31:14
friends that they want and so they
31:15
believe that maybe she's in this group
31:17
where she like overcame this barrier
31:18
came to the campsite to make friends and
31:20
was like slowly getting angered when it
31:22
wasn't happening it is still kind of
31:24
creepy
31:26
kind of make sense yeah you know that
31:26
was kind of like what the redditors
31:28
thought was Paresh you know and there's
31:29
like apparently a large group of people
31:31
who kind of I hate that advice too yeah
31:33
when people say just talk to someone
31:35
just yes that's harder than you think
31:36
yeah that doesn't help at all Thanks
31:38
or like when you're panicked about
31:41
something and they're like just relax
31:42
[Music]
31:44
just relax you know I get such a weird
31:45
advice like it's like you said nothing
31:58
it's like if someone's sick you're like
32:01
just feel better like just get better
32:03
feel better don't cause like what be
32:05
better love it over the comments what
32:07
are your thoughts on these two cases
32:09
what do you think that their outcomes
32:10
were like with the guy on the bike like
32:12
what do you think his intention was this
32:14
girl what do you think her intention was
32:15
and sometimes can people have really
32:17
good intentions but it comes off just
32:19
super creepy like what if this guy just
32:20
saw her on local snapchat it was like I
32:22
have to profess my love for her I have
32:24
to confess all my feelings for her like
32:26
this is love that for a site and friend
32:28
can you drive me there I don't have a
32:29
car and I can't do it in the middle of
32:30
the day because like her I saw her
32:32
family was there and they're gonna say
32:33
no you're a creep you can't believe you
32:35
saw her on snapchat you know and then
32:37
like what if this girl she's just like
32:38
really wants to make friends she just
32:40
doesn't know how that's true or what if
32:42
they're both serial murderers let me
32:45
know in the comments your thoughts that
32:47
I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you
32:48
guys tomorrow buddy
32:49
歌词与翻译
[中文]
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[音乐]
大家好，欢迎回到我们的频道
我叫斯蒂芬妮，今天我们
回来了，我知道你在想什么
斯蒂芬妮你的
精彩的蜜蜂商品上的补丁是什么，现在这个
补丁是因为我认为它在我们疯狂的
家庭中运行
疯狂的鼻窦问题，我们
已经从蒸气摩擦棒中毕业，贴在
维克的蒸气贴片上，但看起来
我们正在努力戒烟
，这并不是说它只是有这样的
漂亮的小香味，它可以清除
我们的鼻孔通向天堂的通道
，然后又回来了，非常好，非常漂亮
太棒了
今天你想要一个吗，我们回来了 50 个
鸡翅，我非常兴奋
因为我们有原子风味
因为你 11 岁所以有韩国辣味
虽然那是原子味的，但你点的是辣的
不，这很辣，这就是韩国吧
是的，好吧，辣 - 那是 Jen 最喜欢的
是的韩国菜那是你，我的意思是，那不是
你，但你显然喜欢它，就像
那个甜韩国哦，那是辣韩国
韩国香料，然后我拿了一些柠檬
胡椒，喜欢它是酸的，然后我们
买了芒果哈瓦那，然后这是什么
夏威夷的芒果哈瓦那，好吧，我不
喜欢辣的，让我们开始吧我
喜欢柠檬胡椒，我喜欢蓝奶酪
而且他们有牧场，所以好吧，我
要做这个最喜欢的一个
嗯，很好
柠檬胡椒嗯，没有什么比
柠檬胡椒更好了，你来只是因为
伙计们真的喜欢最基本的
味道，风和十一宠物
胡椒就像他们有很多独特的东西
味道独特的，该死的，这很好
嗯，你吃了什么，我不知道
，但很好，让我们写下你的热门菜
然后我已经蘸了蓝奶酪了
缩略图是你知道的
摇头娃娃不好，只有平底锅好
好
柠檬胡椒鼓，它们就像非常干燥
但平底锅的完美伤害了我不
知道这是否属实，请确认我
听说每家商店都将可乐与
在工厂混合的东西
混合，但当他们将其运送到餐馆时
他们有交易，他们运送
浓缩物，他们在他们的
喷泉中制作它，这是一定比例的糖
和水或类似的东西混合
到类似的东西
这就是为什么显然每一个
快餐连锁店有可乐
味道不同，就像你有没有
注意到福来鸡只是打
不同我不知道他们有可乐
但就像福来鸡一样，只是碰到了不同的
，它可能是聚苯乙烯泡沫塑料杯，也可能是
像
奇怪的立方体冰球一样很小的冰科学，它可能是
就像我很高兴你知道
哦，上帝是的，所以它可能是
中的任何一个，但我听说每个快餐
连锁店都有自己不同的变体
的可乐和我们订购的外套
太水了，尝起来像水
自来水阴谋论啊哈
肖恩·道森在哪里谈论
水井 我们的水公司是什么
由可乐拥有的水拥有
每个人都讨厌这个，是的，为什么不
但我不知道我会这么说你
打开这蜂蜜水，它会发出声音
我只是知道它味道很奇怪是的
每个人都说它当然有味道
很多照片在
Twitter上疯传，你知道每个人是如何购买
所有的水和卫生纸，你
知道
没有人买水里的歌曲，而Dasani
仍然是库存充足，所以没有人
他们说你只能在自动售货机或
嗯，是的，你为什么有
棒球叙利亚等地方看到他们
优惠，因为他们但是一个人买可乐，你知道
有人说水就是水，就像
如果你喜欢学校喷泉 mm-hmm 就像
在
中国，它是好是坏，坏坏你知道，无论是像一个水的地方，
就像水槽一样，就像一卷水槽
然后在夏天，我们只要打开
水龙头，我们就喜欢在上面喝水，你
知道是的，小便后会把
我们的头拉到水槽下面，你知道我
像一群
奶牛那样喝水，效率很高，非常高效
效率非常高，这个故事是我在reddit上发现的一个令人毛骨悚然的
故事，我
只是想知道你们
在这种情况下会做什么
，因为这实际上来自一个线程
这都是真实的故事，这不是一个
没有昏昏欲睡的故事，这不是没有
Creepypasta Beats 这是我们不要见面
如果你们不知道
那条帖子，我们就不要在 Reddit 上见面
这几乎是一个关于人们的帖子
他们再也不想见到你了，因为
你是令人毛骨悚然的阴暗节拍他们
讲述了发生奇怪的
事件的故事，或者只是奇怪的互动
与陌生人的奇怪互动，这些陌生人显然
比你认识的平常人更奇怪
整天都有一些奇怪的人
但这只是一个令人毛骨悚然的人
所以这一切都始于一位奶奶
现在我们叫她特蕾莎
因为我觉得每个奶奶
应该叫特蕾莎，就像我把
变成奶奶一样，我要把我的名字改成
特蕾莎
我的意思是斯蒂芬妮的巨款
，这太粗鲁了，斯蒂芬妮不能吃
一些火鸡，为什么我们的孙子们
那样说话
一个灰色发霉的乌木，我可以买一些
饼干我爱你奶奶
你说太多了哇我妈妈知道
什么是好的我不想点
玉米她一直对我大喊大叫让我点
玉米不点玉米然后
之后，就像我会给你们
伙计们每人一份一小块
玉米，这很好吃
好吧，我的Theresa她的女儿
和她的丈夫一起出去度假，所以
她决定照顾她的孩子
现在你的大多数孩子都很年轻
除了他们是
房子里的一个十几岁的孩子，我们叫她梅根
一切似乎都进展得很顺利
直到有一天晚上 3:00
早上，特蕾莎奶奶
被一阵噪音吵醒，因为她听说自己睡得很浅
，大多数奶奶都是这样，她
决定你知道这可能不
值得调查，但既然我
已经醒了，让我去拿一杯
她走下楼梯，
走到水槽旁，给自己倒了
一杯水，以
的方式完全看到了，这只会在电影中发生
，请告诉我，如果你们看到
这种情况发生在现实生活中，人们
喜欢在中间醒来，然后我
首先去厨房，我会
永远不会，我永远不会，我只会等待
我会渴所以在
早上他们去上班是啊为什么
你会去厨房吗他们
去厨房他们拿了一个玻璃杯
然后就像一扇没有
百叶窗的窗户，他们只是从水槽里倒
自来水，看着
窗户我首先喜欢我不会
有蛋蛋看看窗外
当你只需要倒影时
你倒这杯水
在电影中我从未见过人们将自来水
水倒入杯子中
这并不是什么问题 有些城市确实有
干净的自来水，但就像电影中从未有过的
我见过这种情况，除非他们在凌晨3:00醒来
我从来没有看到过
下午 3:00 左右他们就像你拥有
杯水一样，他们从来不直接用水龙头
水太奇怪了，我不知道
这是什么，我不知道这是什么，这是
...
早上 3:00 她浪费的整个阴谋，她去拿一杯
水，突然她
再次听到那个声音，她就没事了
不，我认为是时候调查一下
也许有浣熊进入我们的房间
垃圾，我不知道发生了什么事，
所以她走到窗户前，
向外看去，她可以辨认出一个
的身影，有一辆小小的
自行车被扔到
到他们的草坪上，我猜她知道
这不是他们的孩子，
孙子们随机挑选的
哈，我想知道那辆自行车属于谁到
，她看到这个男人哦，不，是个男孩
这是一个小男孩，看起来像哦，高中
学校，也许他穿着
高中的那些莱特曼夹克
为什么他在我们的草坪上行走，他
看起来像是从
的灌木丛里偷偷溜到草坪上，哦，她
看着他她告诉你，这个
家伙也许他正在试图搜查
的房子，也许这是一群高中生
正在试图抢劫房屋
，我不会报警，因为
当你变成一个有很多孙子孙女的
奶奶时，会发生什么，他们
不希望其他孙子们陷入
麻烦，所以她说如果我
只是让这个孙子害怕，如果我
只是吓唬他们 - 永远不要再犯这些
罪行，而不是打电话给警察
并毁了这个高中生的生活
可能不会坚持下去，但我害怕
青少年，因为我知道我十几岁的时候
- 这很可怕，所以
我会打电话给警察就像我
打开门而那是青少年
斯蒂芬妮做的那样 我想要第一
现在你会说你是一个可怕的
青少年 不，我负责
它很干，但我认为很好
它就像干燥且有质感，我认为这个
地方是柠檬胡椒嗯嗯好柠檬
胡椒你为什么住在胡椒里
无论胡椒对你做什么
她决定打开门廊灯
走到外面说是的，你在我们的财产上做什么
她想
吓唬他而不让他得到
被捕，他的父母杀了他，
是的，你知道，因为他是一个高中生
，他出来了，他走了哦
很抱歉，对不起，我在
寻找梅根，她非常好
，他走了，是的，梅根，然后他们的
姓氏对了，然后她就走了
等一下，现在他们像我一样住在
猜想可能是我拥有的
房子之一，就像门廊游戏一样，他们
在佐治亚州有很多这样的房子，他们
在加利福尼亚州没有那么多，但是
他们有一个门廊屏幕，然后
你真正的前门，这样你就可以我保持
保时捷屏幕打开并锁定它
技术上，但我的意思是很容易
闯入门廊屏幕这实际上是
只是一个网状屏幕，所以她
关闭了门廊屏幕，但没有关闭
房子的实际门，她
进入梅根的房间，她叫醒梅根
，她问梅根，你的
想法是什么，让你的男朋友在
凌晨3点过来，你以为我们不会
注意到你认为你可以偷偷摸摸
你知道嗯嗯她醒了，她
去男朋友奶奶你在说什么
我没有男朋友
她生活得很好你最好出去
告诉你的朋友然后回家
别想回来
很快我不知道你在说什么
谈论奶奶穿上毛衣
她走到门廊屏风前
，向外望去，突然停了下来
，然后她就去问他
说他在找谁
无论如何，我去他找你梅根
不要表现得像你的兄弟姐妹之一
，因为他们都比
年轻得多，她和梅根去了，他用
的名字来找我吗，然后奶奶说是的，她
是奶奶康纳·诺兰，我以前从未见过
这个人以前哦，所以她抓住了
伙计，是的嗯
他就像接近门廊不
祖母挥舞，所以她去
叫醒爷爷，然后突然
她听到尖叫声梅根在哪里
尖叫警官，因为那家伙
跑上门廊台阶，所以她
及时关上大门并锁上
，然后他开始
敲打上面写着梅根出来
梅根出来，然后祖父母们
打电话给 9-1-1，他们吓坏了
警察正在赶来，但这至少需要
几分钟，所以
他仍然在那里尖叫着说梅根
你最好现在就出来
每个人都好像你认识他吗
就像我一样从来没有见过他，他
甚至没有去我们学校，我从来没有见过
他，就像我只是路过一样，我以前从来没有
见过他，所以他们都
吓坏了，他们向
窗户往外看，他们看到警察警笛像
沿着街区直接进入
饼干，感谢上帝，我猜那家伙
看到了警察警报- 听到了
，所以他走了，他转过身来，看到
有一辆车藏在灌木丛后面
一辆汽车，他坐进乘客
座位，他们开走了，所以不是
只有他骑着自行车，然后警察
来了，他们盘问所有人
，他们就像你知道你确定吗
你从来没有见过这样的事情
就像你们学校的某个怪人一样，不
她就像不，我以前从未见过他
就像我会知道我们的学校一样
很小，我会认识任何人
在我们学校，警察说是的，我们
接到很多这样的电话
最近一定要关闭所有
你的社交媒体，所以他们在 reddit 上发布了
这件事，也有点像
你们觉得发生了什么，因为
这件事发生在现实生活中，所以
显然你们需要帮助，就像
这件事发生在我身上，我可能会发布一个
视频它真的帮了我
发生了什么事，很多人
说这太疯狂了，因为他们
的snapchat喜欢这种本地费用，他们
说很多时候孩子们有
snapchat，他们不会禁用他们的
共享
位置或一些[ __ ]你会因为snapchat上的名字而知道你的住处
...
然后他们可以很容易地找到你
嘿，但我也不知道为什么
这甚至是发明的，就像我不想
我的朋友知道我在哪里是的
记住嘿我妈妈你知道你的
Facebook出来了你可以看到
你所有的朋友在哪里是的好吧那是在你年龄之前的
我猜是的，但它是
在这里我不明白我不想
知道我所有的朋友在哪里
你在做什么约翰我在健身房不你
撒谎
我看到你是凯西的房子
很奇怪这就是为什么我禁用了我的 - 是的我
禁用了我所有的都如此令人毛骨悚然
苹果朋友的事情你们也
认为这件事发生了很重要嗯-嗯，或者他们
通过抢夺来追踪她，然后尝试
绑架她是的，或者做一些坏事
变成一个可怕的嗯，你知道她多大
上高中，大概16岁左右哦，我的
上帝不是那么令人毛骨悚然吗，我疯了
人在那里，所以我受到了威胁
的人，他们只是不断发布令人毛骨悚然的
发生了是的就像那不是我意味着
就像他们通常是陌生人一样
请永远不要让我们再见面
通常他们就像强盗一样
显然现在有更多
令人毛骨悚然的事情发生，就像人们
挨家挨户挨家挨户地说一些
[ __ ]哦，当然有，我不知道
我怎么确定这是一个非常罕见的
事件，但我确实遇到了一个人
谈论如何有很多年长的
老年人被强盗利用
你怎么办就像敲门，
就像我住在街对面，我
丢了这个，这个我需要打电话，
就像现在，尤其是人们
喜欢试图保护你
认识的老年人，所以他们会说哦，当然，
好的，然后他们喜欢让他们进来
，但又好像老年人正在为
一群非老年人的强盗工作
这不像一群老年强盗
显然你知道每个人都
的故事，所以他们甚至都不会
开门，即使他们看起来
像医生，老人
需要帮助，就像不要开门
像碧昂斯一样，有这样的
事情在一个
像的女人身上疯传举起一个牌子，上面写着如果
你需要帮助，我就在这里支持你，
她的邻居年纪大了，她举起了这只
眼睛，我说，如果你需要帮助，我
就在你身边，她的邻居
来到窗户前，读了她的牌子
，她走了，她写了
她自己的牌子，只是说你迷路了
现在再说一遍谁写的
就像一个年轻的邻居，我和你一样
知道我的邻居年纪大了，我
想挂一个标牌，所以她放了
一个标牌，就像你需要什么东西
打电话给我，你知道哦，我们喜欢把它
放在窗前，她的邻居和
她的邻居就像，然后当我
写了一个标牌时，我说[ __ ]你得到了像这样一起失去了
，谢谢你的下一个
故事，这不是一个露营地，你可以在那里
可能不应该特别在
这段时间你去过露营吗
嗯嗯你喜欢露营为什么
太多蚊子这就是为什么你喜欢
露营你为什么不喜欢露营
为什么害怕或者你只是觉得有
很多该死的蚊子喜欢没有
淋浴我很害怕
艾丽莎露营对我来说就像
作为我所知道的游轮有吸引力
现在没有人喜欢游轮，但我不
喜欢产品，甚至在没有人喜欢
游轮之前，因为它们感觉就像
就像你知道的同一个概念
现在有很多游轮没有
去往何处，他们被每个
国家拒绝知道为什么，因为他们没有
国家，这就是全部他们
没有国家，你是什么意思是的，所有
他们喜欢的这些企业像一个单独的国家一样在
纳税，即使
虽然他们主要是美国人经营
让我很生气，对不起，现在有
人是的，当他们发现你知道
游轮上的感染者没有人
愿意带走他们，所以他们
在中间做这样的事情
海洋正是
真的是的，这真的很伤心，那是
实际上很伤心，是的，我想你可能
就像空荡荡的游轮一样
不不不，所以有人
正在分享我刚刚读过的故事
早些时候
他们在游轮上
已经呆了几周
真的很困难他们说无法下车
，因为有人在游轮上感染了
，因为游轮上的大多数
人我通常
喜欢中年老人，喜欢度假
他们好像我们已经为这个
假期存钱了，然后现在他们就像
延长假期我看到这对夫妇
在3月9日在那里呆了两周
我们也刚刚转向南方
大约一周左右，没有人知道
现在发生了什么，嗯
我很抱歉露营，我真的
抓住了我只是害怕游轮和
我害怕露营我害怕
和其他人一起露营
只是在荒野中可怕的方式
露营地即使对没有知识的人
也有效坎比，但我的
姐姐喜欢露营，因为你租
就像这个小周边，就像
这个小盒子，它会把它装起来
，你就知道了，就像你租了它一样，
他们有这些浴室，
维护，因为你要支付
的费用， 通过支付这块小土地的费用
你的停车位，然后
你你附近有很多类似的不同的
露营地，所以这几乎
就像与
陌生人进行的社区活动，这怎么可能出错呢
所以这对夫妇我们要称他们为
约翰和玛丽，他们已经约会了
12年，他们正式结婚了
现在在他们的整个12年里
他们知道约会和所有爵士乐
热爱山脉，他们热爱关于山脉的一切
，不幸的是他们
不住在山脉附近，所以他们
决定度蜜月，为什么我们不
开车穿越
国家到这个美丽的山脉
地区进行公路旅行，他们有一个漂亮的
山腰露营地，就像
世界知名人士喜欢它一样
人说这是最好的露营地
你知道，他们是
露营的专业人士，就像他们知道如何搭建
他们的帐篷，他们有两只大狗
他们把它们扔进车里，
他们会一起做这件事
哦，所以他们到达那里，第一
天，他们搭建了
帐篷，然后开始交朋友，这很正常
已经因为附近的露营者
哇，你们搭帐篷的技术太棒了
你们能帮我们搭帐篷吗
，他们就像一对年轻夫妇
，养了很多狗，这似乎是
一段有趣的时光，然后突然
有一天，他们坐在露营地
的一棵树下，他们只是
享受美好的一天，因为他们听到了
的声音而感到惊讶女孩们的声音
在她们身后，她说
，甚至狗也开始像
疯狂地吠叫，因为她太安静了
就像正常狗可以听到人们
从远处走近，但他们
没有听到她的声音，所以她走近
我可以抚摸你的狗吗，狗们
已经被激怒了，主人玛丽
和约翰就像我实际上一样
现在有点情绪化
好像不对，我很抱歉，她只是
盯着看，没有离开，然后
她坐下来，看起来有点哦
哦，天哪，太令人毛骨悚然了，我很好
最终她走开了，他们走
走了，现在我想这
得到如此多关注的原因是我们不见面
是因为它是如此真实
可能会发生在任何像你这样的人身上
总是去过一个地方，那里有
总是像不善社交的人
如果你是我，那就是我
我是不善社交的人，对吧
但这就像
体验的类型，我觉得我可以友善
与这个女孩有联系，但同时
并不完全像我可以
理解她的尴尬，但不是
完全正确，因为我觉得如果
我必须去
学校的露营地，这是强制性的，我可能
这很尴尬，但请记住，
不是一个强制性的露营地，她可以
留在家里，所以她也
看起来不像是无家可归的人，也不像
与故事有关的任何东西，所以
她带着背包，他们
给她洗澡，因为他们有点害怕
，她在
某人的露营地边缘扎营，那里已经搭好了
帐篷，所以他们好像还好吧
她和那些
知道正确的人是朋友，她搭了一个单人
帐篷，他们没有考虑
，因为他们只是想享受
他们的蜜月，然后约翰决定
你知道我要去洗澡
很快，所以他走到男士的
野营淋浴间，他必须走过
她的帐篷
，当他走过去
淋浴站时，他看起来和她的气味
就像帐篷一样，他用余光看到了
她只是躺在那里
看书，然后他就像你知道的
可能只是戏剧性的事情
也许她有时在社交上很尴尬
，然后他走了
淋浴，在回来的路上他看到
帐篷本身就像在摇晃，
很奇怪，但就像任何正确的
，就像她刚刚经历了一场艰难的比赛时间也许
这就像打电话给谁知道，所以
然后他走过，帐篷
好像半关着，当
他看到她的那一刻，她进行了眼神交流，她
拉开了
手的拉链，她完全赤身裸体，她
说摇晃着她的胸部，它们
就像进行眼神交流，然后他就
就像，然后他跑回自己的帐篷
，他和他的妻子谈论这件事，
他们笑得很开心
是的，也许她在社交方面有点
尴尬，也许她只是觉得
他很可爱，认为你知道他
会欺骗他知道正确的妻子
所以他们就像好吧，这真的
令人毛骨悚然很奇怪，所以他们继续
，第二天他们就走
小路，现在这条小路非常常用
，因为它是露营地使用的
很漂亮，但它是如此
大，除非你决定同时开始
或者你看到有人在
你喜欢的小路的起点跑上
并与他们一起开始，否则你不会真正
会超过其他露营者，因为它
那么大，而且就像回来的方式
你不只是沿着同一条
小路回来，它就像一个循环，对吧
所以你知道他们正在
他们的足迹上行走，他们决定等待
让我们和狗一起停下来，让我们拍
照片，这里的景色真好
所以他们正在拍照
突然他们看到她就像
在角落里看着他们哦所以
他们就像好吧，这太奇怪了我们
没有看到她喜欢早点上路
，所以他们就说好吧
我们走吧，他们开始走路
就在狗们和他在一起，他们
开始走路，而她只是走
跟在他们后面，以至于
狗变得不安，其中一只
狗一直喜欢转身
看着她，所以他们一直
生气，因为如果你曾经遛过
狗，而他们不断转头，你
会让我发疯，所以他们
决定好吧，因为我很烦我们的
小狗，我们要等
直到她经过，所以他们等到
一边，她停下来，她只是和
我们一起等待，是的，也许她真的很孤独，你
知道，所以他们互相看着对方
，然后他们走了，你是否感到不舒服，
他们走了，是的，我们向右走，
所以他们开始和狗一起慢跑，
他们走了一条小捷径回到
露营地，她开始和他们一起慢跑
一个点，然后他们
最终失去了她，所以这非常糟糕
奇怪的是她决定去洗澡并
娶她说好的我会的妻子
去洗澡，所以她拿了
所有的东西，走进去，
洗澡，她听到一群女孩
谈论她们要开车
去附近的滑雪胜地，
那里就有俱乐部，
女孩们准备去
在这间浴室泡吧是很常见的，因为
俱乐部太近了所以你知道她
在
淋浴后朝外面看，另一个女孩在那里
那个跟踪女孩，他们从来不知道
她的名字，所以她就像哦，所以我们在右边的哪家
餐厅见面，
顺便说一句，这对夫妇真的
熟悉这个地区，就像他们
非常熟悉很多这样的地方，比如
山腰露营地她将一家
非常受欢迎的餐厅命名为
女孩之一，她知道它在
10:00关门，但她就像是的，我在
午夜在那里见到我们，她正在和她说话
现在
就像两个随机女孩正在与
跟踪女孩说话，而妻子正在听
他们在问跟踪女孩是的
女孩就像我们在哪里见面，
我们在哪里见面，他们都是朋友，
看起来很奇怪，好像两个女孩
不想成为股票女孩担心哦
对，然后股票女孩就像
好吧好吧，我会在那里见到你们，
她会吃饭，然后她看起来
周围的妻子环顾四周，两个人
女孩们就像上帝，她太 [ __ ]
烦人，所以妻子就说
发生了什么事，她就像我
不知道我们刚刚买了这个
露营地过周末，她只是
在我们的露营地搭了帐篷，
我们只需支付整个露营地的费用
就像她在我们露营地的角落里一样
刚刚搭好帐篷，然后就像
每次做饭更美味的是她喜欢
过来喜欢煮 s'mores，然后
我们喜欢尝试让她知道，就像
你在这里做什么，让她
感到不舒服，但她就是没有
收到她不想
离开的消息，她一直试图和那些她一直想去
，我们好像不
和我们一起泡吧的人一起出去玩
知道你喜欢这样松散的
女孩旅行，所以她就像哦
这太奇怪了，但不管怎样，他们
不知道他们是否去夜店
第二天碰巧两个女孩离开了
露营地，所以只有她一个人
在那个小小的露营地，凌晨3点
丈夫醒来
因为他听到狗叫，
他的帐篷都拉上了拉链，他就像
听起来就像有人在走路，因为
这不仅仅是树叶沙沙作响，而是
嘎吱嘎吱的声音，是的，所以然后
他把帐篷打开了一点点
像我一样
[笑声]
就像每次你这样做，因为我
以为她会像嘘声一样在外面
不她没有那样做，是的，所以
然后他把眼睛向后看，与她进行了
目光接触，她就像
伸手去拿他们的一袋食物
，然后摇摇晃晃地他们进行了目光接触
，突然她尖叫着跑开了
就像你刚来的样子是的
但这很奇怪，就像
一切都像
互动就像那部
边缘恐怖电影，就像他们从来没有
知道她要做什么，因为她
如此平静，凝视着并且总是在附近
是的，所以他回去睡觉了
第二天他们感觉有点
平静，因为你知道他们的朋友
也一路开车过去了
他们要搭一个帐篷
因为他们有工作，所以他们只会
留下来过周末，所以
他们搭起了帐篷，因为他们
他们到达那里
搭起一个帐篷，他们刚刚到达那里，所以他们
当时告诉
他们关于跟踪女孩的事情，她
突然出现在他们的露营地，显然
这对夫妇已经和她打交道
天了，所以他们只是看着她
对，然后朋友们真的
很友好，真的像你一样嘿
知道是什么让你来到这里
无法说出你在这里多久了
，她走向狗和狗
我觉得当我的狗知道
有人很奇怪时，她爱每个人，但是
在那里，我在她的生活中见过三个
人，他们不是
陌生人，我觉得这些人对她做了
一些事情，就像每个人一样他们
只是浏览不，但我就像她的后背
她颈毛竖起来，她咆哮
，如果他们试图抚摸她，她就会趴在地上
，他们就像朋友
我们是朋友的朋友，我只是觉得
就像我不知道我会
永远不会让那个人独自一人吃芒果
因为我想也许他们不小心
丢掉了她什么的
，她就像受到了精神创伤，而他们
实际上丢掉了工作并不会让
就好像我不小心踩到了
狗的爪子，你认识或喜欢的
被它们绊倒了，就像你只是说
抱歉，它们很好，但我不
知道这很奇怪，对吧，狗
不喜欢跟踪女孩，所以
她说我可以抚摸你的狗吗，其中一只
狗
已经喜欢了，所以
夫妇就像我的意思是狗已经
对你没有真正友好地回应
很快哦，对
然后他们的朋友意识到
好吧我们不喜欢这个女孩，所以
他们就像她说哦，我有
相同品牌的帐篷，朋友们就去了哦
，太酷了
然后她让我帮你设置
，她抓起一把锤子，开始
尝试像小间距一样压低
事情对了，朋友们好像不
没关系，就像你不必帮助我们
对，当他们
说你不必帮助我们时，她环顾四周，看着
每个手中拿着锤子
的人，现在是一个普通人人
如果你是那个
试图提供帮助的人，他们说哦，你
不必帮助我们，你会说好吧
不只是他，你现在不行好吗
再见，是的，所以她是伊朗，她拿着锤子
就像这样，然后她放下了它，平静地凝视着
走开，该死，所以每个人都像
伙计什么[ __ ] 是这样的
不是正常的人际互动，
很奇怪吧，然后第二天他们
醒来，她的露营地
被垃圾淹没了，所以她的房客都
收拾好了，所以他们就像好吧
她非常感谢上帝，对吧
，所以他们在那里的最后一天，他们
决定去拍照一条小路
，她又背着背包
在那里，只是看着
，他们一言不发，然后他们
走开，上了车，收拾了
的东西，他们再也没有收到她的消息
，他们甚至不知道她的名字，但
整个蜜月，她总是
在那里，我很惊讶他们在第一天之后我们仍然
在那里这就是
评论说你像
一样认识，好吧，所以事情就像他
发布了她的照片，因为当他们
没有发布像
山地网站的照片时，他们把她放在
角落的框架中，而疯狂的是
线程中的所有reddit用户都像
这不是我期望的她的样子
为什么你看不到她的脸，但像我一样
我猜你只是希望看到像
我在读这个故事时的样子
想象一个人可能看起来
更像我，有点像长
疯狂的头发，你知道就像看起来
令人毛骨悚然，因为我像
很酷，是的，但就像一个令人毛骨悚然的版本
我就像如果有人想看起来
像我，但然后就像是令人毛骨悚然的你
知道有点像长
很多评论者也这么说
他们我们期待着像
看起来很怨恨的女孩一样
[音乐]
或者有些人期待着一个
像你一样保养得不好的人
知道她的头发都乱七八糟的
就像你可能会怀疑他们是
无家可归还是不对劲，因为你
就像哦，我想知道她是否来这里
寻求庇护但她喜欢我相信她
像她一样戴着Michael Kors包
看起来就像你正常的正常
正常正常正常的女孩就像我
从来没有见过一个女孩看起来更正常她
喜欢穿正常的衣服
关于她的一切都很正常就像我在
Trader Joe's看到她一样正常我绝不会认为
她在骚扰一对夫妇
蜜月 我会觉得这很正常
[ __ ] 她可能认为我是个怪人
事实证明她是个怪人，所以很多
的评论者说他们
认为这不是
疾病，但有一群人
有这样的信念，一旦他们
克服了一些事情，世界将
站在他们的脚下，所以这来自
愤怒的地方，所以很多
人猜测这就是她
的问题，因为很多人
就像你知道的那样，我看起来不像
她有任何明显的精神
疾病或任何明显的
问题，就像真的
奇怪的令人毛骨悚然和缺乏社交技能
，所以他们认为我的
不相信，只是很多reddit用户相信的是
实际上有很多像单口喜剧演员的
，他们过去并不是真正的
成功的单口喜剧演员，他们希望
成为一名单口喜剧演员，但他们非常
害怕公开演讲
，他们相信，如果他们克服了
公开演讲，那么每个人都会喜欢
他们，他们将成为下一个凯文·哈特
，当这没有发生时，他们就会得到
对这个世界感到非常愤怒
有点像小丑，所以有
实际上有一群人相信
在社交迷雾方面是正确的
所以你知道如果某人
真的不擅长社交或者他们
社交害羞，你会告诉他们什么
只要跟某人说话就好像他们做了
可能发生的最糟糕的事情一样只要
要顶嘴，你就会交到
个朋友，这就是交朋友的方式，只要
开始对话，因为
每个人都不断告诉他们这一点，他们
相信只要他们开始
对话，他们就会拥有他们想要的所有
朋友，所以他们
相信也许她在这个小组
中克服了这个障碍
来到露营地交朋友，
当
没有发生时，就像慢慢生气了，但仍然有点
令人毛骨悚然
有点道理，是的，
有点像 Reddit 用户
认为是 Paresh，你知道，而且有
显然有一大群人
我也讨厌这个建议是的
当人们说只要和某人说话时
只是是的，这比你想象的要难
是的，这根本没有帮助，谢谢
或者当你对
某件事感到恐慌时，他们就像放松一下
[音乐]
放松一下，你知道我得到了一个很奇怪的
建议，就像你什么也没说一样
就像有人生病了，你就像
只是感觉好点了，就像变得更好了
感觉好点了，不要造成什么后果
比评论更喜欢它
你对这两个案例的看法
你认为他们的结果
与像这样的骑自行车的人一样
你认为他的意图是什么
女孩你认为她的意图是什么
有时人们可能真的有
良好的意图，但结果只是
超级令人毛骨悚然，就像这个人只是
在本地 snapchat 上看到她一样就像我
必须表达我对她的爱，我
承认我对她的所有感情，就像
这就是爱，对于一个网站和朋友来说
你能开车送我去那里吗？我没有
车，我不能在
那天中午这样做，因为像她一样，我看到她的
家人在那里，他们会说
不，你是个讨厌鬼你简直不敢相信
在你知道的snapchat上看到了她，然后
喜欢如果这个女孩像
真的想交朋友，她只是
不知道这是怎么回事，或者
他们都是连环杀人犯让我
在评论中知道你的想法
我希望你们喜欢，我明天会见到你们
伙计
[英语]
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重点词汇
开始练习
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eyeball /ˈaɪbɔːl/ B1 |
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relax /rɪˈlæks/ A2 |
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wonderful /ˈwʌndərfl/ B1 |
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insanely /ɪnˈseɪnli/ B2 |
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problems /ˈprɒbləmz/ A2 |
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graduated /ˈɡrædʒueɪtɪd/ B1 |
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nostrils /ˈnɒstrɪlz/ B2 |
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pathways /ˈpæθweɪz/ B1 |
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awesome /ˈɔːsəm/ A2 |
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excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2 |
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atomic /əˈtɒmɪk/ B2 |
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spicy /ˈspaɪsi/ A2 |
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lemon /ˈlemən/ A2 |
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pepper /ˈpepər/ A2 |
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mango /ˈmæŋɡoʊ/ A2 |
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habanero /həbəˈnɛroʊ/ B2 |
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saucy /ˈsɔːsi/ B1 |
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flats /flæts/ A2 |
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重点语法结构
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your eyeball I'll just relax
➔ 使用“will”的将来时表示自发性的决定/威胁。
➔ 这句话使用直接且略带不安的陈述。使用“will”意味着立即的意图。这句话故意令人不适。
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hi everyone welcome back to our channel
➔ 现在完成进行时表示过去开始并持续到现在的动作。
➔ 这是在线视频内容中常用的标准问候语。“Welcome back”意味着有回头客。
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I know what you're thinking
➔ 间接引语/报告的思考。使用“you're”向观众进行直接的呼吁。
➔ 这是一种用于吸引观众并预测他们反应的修辞手法。
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we have graduated from the vapor rub stick to the vick's vapo patch
➔ 过去分词“graduated”用作动词，表示阶段或水平的变化。
➔ 这句话使用隐喻来描述进展到更强的治疗鼻窦问题的药物。“graduated”意味着有意的升级。
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