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你走进展位，

>> 我会在那里阻止你，琳达。

好的。

>> 这看起来像是我第一次吗？

啊？现在我想要四个双，我想要

他们都在我的背上。

>> 好的。

等一下。有两套

喷嘴。是哪一个？哪个哪个

是哪一个？

...

的儿子 >> 伙计，我是钱德勒。让我进去。走开。

我不想见任何人。我知道。我

去了晒黑处，同样的

事情发生在我身上。你必须让我

进来。

>> 真的吗？

>> 你数过密西西比了吗？

>> 你你没有晒黑。

>> 不，我只是想拍一张照片。

稍后见。

>> 如果

您想与您父亲的医生通话，他正在打电话。

>> 哦，太棒了。嗯，你会没事吧？

>> 他失去知觉了。我想我们会没事的

。好的。

电视吵醒你了吗？

>> 不。当你把脚放在我的床上时，

你拉动了我的导尿管。

>> Ouchie。

>> 你在这里做什么，吉勒？

>> 好吧，我和瑞秋一起来，她随时都会

回来。

那么，有什么新内容吗？哦，我心脏病

发作了。

>> 等等，痛吗？

>> 什么？心脏病发作就坐在这里

跟你说话。

>> 让我们看看能否让 Rachel 回到这里

。

>> 那么，G，你有什么新鲜事吗？最近又吵醒了我的

个女儿吗？

>> 不，只有一个。正确的。

>> 嘿嘿，看看

乐队的传单。我在

机房的 Macintosh 上制作了它们。

>> 太棒了。这个名字确实很突出。

感谢一个名为

Helvetica 粗体 24 点的小东西。

>> 伙计，我们要震撼亚洲学生

联盟。

>> 嘿伙计们。

>> 嘿小姐。

>> 你知道我们的乐队周五要演出。

>> 是的。是的。你应该来看看我们

。我们叫威。决不。

>> 没门。

>> 方式。

>> 格蕾丝。我会在那里。

>> 新鲜

>> 老板意味着她走了。

>> 我知道。

你知道，我完全想约她

出去。

>> 老兄，我正想约她出去呢。

>> 我先说的，兄弟。

>> 嗯，我首先想到的。福尔摩斯，

>> 看。如果您认为

>> 等等，等等。我们在做什么？

>> 我们所拥有的东西太重要了，不能把它弄乱

给某个女孩。我的意思是，我们可以随时上床

。

>> 完全可以。

>> 我在高中时发生过性行为。

>> 我也是。我很擅长。

好的。我说我们做个约定。我们

都不会和米西·戈德堡出去。

>> 你明白了。

>> 好吧。这就是 Missy Goldberg、VB

Kates 和 Molly Ringwald，我们

都不能和他们出去。

>> 这些是包。

>> 哦，还有希娜·伊斯顿。但无论如何我们可能

找不到她。

>> 也许不是你。

>> 嘿。

>>嗨。

>> 嘿，伙计们。呃，我需要一些时尚

建议。哦，

>> 这看起来怎么样？

嗯，就是有点低。稍微拿起

。

再多一点。再多一点。

就这样吧。

现在，把它扔掉。

>> 来吧。这看起来不错。

>> 罗斯，请。相信我。我每月购买 30 本时尚

杂志。现在，我不知道

谁在竞选总统，也不知道那个

北约家伙是谁，但我确实知道你有

来尽可能远离

帽子。

>> 该死的。我明天晚上有个约会

，我必须看起来很酷。

>> 好吧，你知道，如果你需要时尚

帮助，雷切尔和我明天要去购物

。非常欢迎您

和我们一起来，对吧？

>> 真的吗？那太好了。我的意思是，我

必须做点什么。她有点取笑

我的穿着。

>> 我明白为什么了。漂亮的衬衫。

>> 你们穿着同样的衬衫。

每个角落都有愚蠢的差距。

>> 哇，这个地方太棒了。

>> 你知道吗？我们该走了。我

不会在这里找到任何东西。这

的东西太荒谬了。哦，

>> 这个地方很棒。

>> 哇。

>> 拉，来吧。我不会穿任何

。没什么银的。

>> 好的。没有任何有头发的东西，也没有任何带有

挂锁的东西。当然。看，看。我

知道其中一些东西已经在那里

了，但我的意思是，来吧。看看

这个。看看这件毛衣。我的意思是，这个

太漂亮了。

>> 哇。这真的很软。

350 美元。

>> 从 700 美元下降。您大约节省了 200

美元。

>> 今天逻辑和数学都受到严重的

打击。

>> 嘿，看看这个。完全就是你。

>> 哇。

>> 是的。

哇。实际上，这看起来相当

不错。

>> 是的。

>> 男孩就是男孩。

>> 什么？他们会的。

>> 好吧，就是这样。我对

你很生气。

>> 不，不，不。罗斯，等等。快点。全部

正确。你知道吗？还有其他

的东西。这里有一些漂亮的衬衫。看看

这些漂亮的裤子。

>> 呵呵。事实上，这些对我来说可能看起来

很不错。

>> 是的，他们会的。你知道你应该

做什么吗？去散步吧。好的。我

知道你的尺码，我会

为你挑选一些非常好的东西

。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。我知道男人穿什么看起来很性感。

请穿我建议的衣服，她

会为你疯狂的。

>> 所以，你是说呃，如果我穿这条

裤子，我可能会穿上她的裤子。

>> 为什么男人总是这样跟我说话？

>> 一些非常棒的东西。

>> 是的。是的。但我不确定我收到的一些

胸罩。

>> 哦，真的吗？嘿，你想帮我试一下

吗？哦好的。

等等，我们是在乔伊的想象中吗？

>> 哦，不。我错误地拿走了罗斯的一个包，

，而我的一个包丢失了。哦，

嗯，罗斯可能有。您稍后可以从他那里获取

。

>> 那么，你觉得怎么样？

我想我们不再穿同样的衬衫

。

>> 是的。是的。雷切尔帮我挑选的。

她告诉我要相信她。你知道

什么吗？我很高兴我做到了。我来这里的路上吸引了不少人的注意。

。

>> 老兄，我真的认为你不应该

穿那个。

>> 哦，我明白了。有人害怕与女士们进行一点

竞争。

>> 看起来有人是女士们。

你只是嫉妒，因为你无法

实现这一目标。是的。现在，请原谅我

，我有个约会。

>> 看到了吗？所有的目光都看着我。

>> 哇，这个地方看起来很棒。

>> 哦，你一定会喜欢它的。我很

很高兴我们终于这么做了。

>> 我也是。

>> 在这里。

所以这很有趣。

>> 你们在做什么？

>> 尝试一下。我什么也感觉不到。

你在开玩笑吗？

>> 这是打包。

>> 我们正在休息

>>

>> 跳到床上。

>> 好吧。雷切尔的派对还有几个

小时就要举行，还有很多事情要做。现在，

罗斯，你拥有盖勒血统。您负责

这些雅虎。

>> 你明白了。

>> 好吧。

>> 好吧。她是对的。我们必须认真对待

。让我们把泡沫塑料花生

放到他的裤子里并踢他。

这是你的儿子？

>> 是的，他的名字叫罗斯。

>> 什么？

>> 呃，没什么。只是它离 Ron

很近。

>> 他嗯小罗斯有没有喜欢

恐龙？

>> 是的，他谈论的就是这些。你好。

>> 其他人

自然历史博物馆吗？只有我们两个人。

都离开后，他愿意跟我一起去

他可以触摸任何他想要的东西。

我刚刚听到了，你一定也听到了

。那不好。嗯，让我

重新开始。我是一名古生物学家。呃，

你会和我们在一起。而

触摸仅指骨头、化石。

>> 你确实可以安排。

>> 你让 Rachel 回来，事情就完成了。

>> 好吧，我想瑞秋回来

并不是

世界中最糟糕的事情。

>> 是的。是的。哦，谢谢。这太棒了。

非常感谢。我发誓您的

孩子将会度过他

一生中最快乐的时光。

>> 太棒了。我担心小罗斯。

他总是在读书。他正在

收集岩石。他对

恐龙很着迷。

>> 他会没事的。你整个

早上都很安静。一切都好吗？

>> 嗯。

>> 你确定你没事吗？

>> 是的。

>> 好的。嗯，好吧，我要去呃

给我们吃点早餐。

>> 仅供参考，

>> 就在那里。

>> 将来，当一个女孩要求一些

不明智的同情性行为时，就去做吧。

>> 等等，等等。你昨晚生我的气

。我只是想

做正确的事。

>> 真的吗？好吧，在我看来，如果你

做了正确的事，我今天就不会

醒来感到愚蠢和

尴尬。我醒来

时会感到安慰和满足。

>> 好吧，

>> 哦，别这样了。

>> 我简直不敢相信。什么？我只是

是个好人。我以尊重和理解的态度对待你

。

>> 哦，太热了。

嘿，我一直在照顾你。

>> 哦，真的吗？好吧，罗斯，你知道吗？我

是一个大女孩。我不需要有人

告诉我什么对我来说是最好的。

>> 我必须说，我之前

次没有发生过很多次性行为。这是有史以来最糟糕的一次。

>> 哦，真的吗？真的吗？嗯，这对我来说也不是很好

。

>> 哦，好吧。你知道，嘿，嘿，你知道

什么？你知道吗？为了避免将来发生这种

小事，我们

假设你和我再也不会发生性行为。

>> 什么？

>> 没错。性是不可能的。我

再也不会和你发生性关系了。

>> Green 博士，你感觉好些了吗？

好的，罗斯。我我意识到你

并没有期望走进来看到这个，但是呃

让我解释一下。好吧，

>> 我们什么也没做。

>> Ra，他刚刚看到我们了。

>> 但你看到的就是它的

范围。好吧，一个吻。

>> 不，来吧。那是一个谎言。我们还在巴巴多斯

接吻了。

>> 伙计，冷静点。

好的。我们也在巴巴多斯接吻，但我们

没有计划。好的。发生这种情况的唯一

原因是

因为我看到你亲吻查理。

>> 是的，你开始了。我必须

冷静下来。

>> 听着，我们可能应该在

这件事。

发生之前与您讨论

但是

>> 哦，我们对此感到非常糟糕，

罗斯。

>> 是的，但它确实发生了。

所以

罗斯。

罗斯，

>> 我们可以关上门吗？

>> 所以，你们两个在这里

。

>> 是的。

你有没有

>> 没有。

>> 没有。

>> 但如果我没有走进这里，你会

吗？

>> 可能。不。不。

>> 罗斯，这不是我们希望您

了解此事的方式。你完全有权利发疯

。

>> 我不会发疯。你看到我发疯了吗？

？

>> 不，但你知道我的意思。

>> 嘿嘿嘿。

如果你们两个幸福，那么我也为

你们感到高兴。

我很好。

>> 真的吗？

>> 绝对。我很好。

完全没问题。

我不知道为什么它会发出

大声和吱吱声，因为我真的很好。

我并不是说看到你们接吻我一点不

感到惊讶。我

的意思是，一开始我想，

但现在我有时间吸收它，

喜欢这个，

>> 一切都很顺利。

我和查理还有你们两个。你知道

我们应该做什么吗？

>> 让自己冷静下来。

>> 不，

我们都该吃晚饭了。是的，我们明天晚上会

。我会做饭。

>> 看，你不觉得这

有点奇怪吗？

>> 奇怪？什么？有什么奇怪的？唯一的

奇怪的事情是，如果有人不

喜欢墨西哥菜，因为我正在做

墨西哥菜。

我确实喜欢墨西哥卷饼。

>> 雷切尔，

>> 她和菲比将脱衣舞女送往

医院。

>> 你知道钱德勒吻了瑞秋吗？

>> 什么？这是什么时候的事？

>> 1987 年。那个周末你们去

学校拜访了我。

>> 天哪，太疯狂了。

>> 是的，但这就像一百万年前

一样。所以，没关系。

>> 嗯，这对我很重要。

>> 为什么？

>> 因为你亲吻瑞秋的那天晚上是

，也是我第一次

亲吻瑞秋的那天晚上。那天晚上你也吻了她，

？

>> 两个人在一晚。哇。我以为

她的鼻子

修好后就变成了雪橇。

>> 说真的，这是在哪里发生的？

>> 好的。当你告诉我她

在我们的房间里昏倒后，我进去

确保她没事。她躺在

我的床上，全身都埋在别人的外套里。

好吧，我去吻她的

额头，你知道，但天太黑了，我

不小心碰到了她的嘴唇。我开始

想要离开，但后来我感觉到她

开始回吻我。虽然只有

秒，但已经很惊人了。现在，现在

我发现是你先吻了她。

>> 哦，等等。你说她

在哪张床上？

>> 我的。

>> 我很确定我把她放在了我的床上。

>> 不，她肯定在我床上。

>> 为什么我要亲吻一个女孩然后把她

放在你的床上？

>> 那么，谁在我床上？

>>哦。哦。哦，

>> 不。不，不，

>> 你在一堆外套下面。我是

那堆外套。

>> 天啊。

>> 你是我的午夜神秘吻者。

>> 你是我与瑞秋的初吻。

>> 你是我的初吻。

>> 我嫁给了什么？

>> 好的。好的。当心。

>> 小心。在这里看着她。注意她的头发，

>> 对吧？她有三根头发。

>> 我知道。我知道。但它们实在是太漂亮了

。我的天啊。我刚刚拉出了一个

。

>> 我向你保证她很安全。好的，现在

观看。看看她有多喜欢这个。

>> 好的，

>> 你准备好了吗？我们开始吧。

>> 好吧，小心点。

>> 好的。

哦。

哦。

她在微笑。

哦，看看那个。她确实喜欢。

>> 看，我告诉过你了。

>>哦。哦。

天啊。看看她。她有点

胆大妄为。

天啊。哦，让我推一下。我可以推吗？

>> 哦，当然。

>> 好的。

天啊。好的。获取 获取相机。它是“它在尿布袋里”中的

。

>> 好的。

看到对秋千的恐惧。我打赌你一定觉得

相当愚蠢。

我为艾玛的视频带来了相机。

>> 哦，很好。好的。我们有这个想法，为艾玛制作

生日视频，并在她 18 岁时将其送给

。

>> 哦，太酷了。哇。它就像一个时间胶囊。

>> 是的。

>> 哦，想象一下她会

在一台尚未

发明的电视上

与现在还像

婴儿一样的朋友一起观看该视频。

他们将生活在一座漂浮的

城市中，这座城市是人类为躲避

蚂蚁人而建造的。

这就是希望。

>> 那么，呃艾玛醒了吗？

>> 哦，不。现在还是午睡时间，但她很快就会

起床。

>> 呃，乔伊在哪里？

>> 我说现在还是午睡时间。

>> 嘿，乔伊叔叔来了。

>> 嘿，在艾玛

18 岁生日那天对她说句话。

>> 18，嗯？

>> 乔伊。不。

什么？什么？这是给她的热心朋友的。

当他们看到这个时，您就已经 52 岁了，

开始考虑安定下来。

>>嗨。

>> 很高兴你来了。

>> 我不敢相信艾玛已经赢了。

>> 我记得你的第一个生日。罗斯

嫉妒我们

给予你的所有关注。他用力拉扯他的睾丸

，我们不得不带他去

急诊室。

关于

你父亲，有些事情你不知道。

>> 我会永远爱你。我会永远喜欢你

。只要我还活着，

你就会

>>哇。

太棒了。

>> 非常感谢您的礼物。

我今天还没有准备好。

>> 艾玛，你的名字让你陷入困境

，因为艾玛没有太多其他的事情。也许是

演员理查德·克拉纳，他在《第一滴血》中扮演

指挥官。

生日快乐，艾玛。

是这样吗？

不，当然不是。不，我也，你

知道，准备了一份读物。

>> 嗯，

性和单身母亲，

>> 寻找你的 G 点。

>> 不，不，不。

>> 你好，艾玛。 18 岁生日快乐。

>> 现在看来，那似乎很遥远。 17

年。

>> 是的。到时候你就长大了，

我们会

>>好吧，你的祖父和我可能不会

在这里。

>> 确实如此。这条消息可能是

从坟墓之外传给你的，

艾玛。

>> 毕竟我的父母很早就去世了。

>> 我的胆固醇超标了。

>> 请记住，艾玛，心脏病也会杀死

名女性。

>> 好的，切。伟大的。伟大的。那就是

就是啊。

>> 哦，很好。嗯，你知道吗？在

我们等待的同时，你们可以将你们的

留言录音给艾玛，作为她的18岁生日礼物。

啊？好的。

>> 嗨，艾玛。已经是 2020 年了。

你还在享受午睡吗？

>> 顺便说一下，我们是莫妮卡阿姨和钱德勒叔叔。

。您可能不认识我们

，因为我们已经 17 年没有和您的

父母说过话了。

我们曾经结婚，但后来我们

错过了一起度过的周末，

事情因为你而变得混乱

>>。

>> 你知道，我正在考虑让

艾玛吃到她的第一块饼干。

>> 她的第一块饼干？她一直都有饼干

。

>> 我从来没有给过她饼干。

>> 你有吗？

>> 不。

>> 哦，郑重声明，我也从未

给她罐装糖霜。

嘿，Ra。收养机构需要

封推荐信，我们

想知道您是否愿意为我们写一封推荐信。

>> 当然，我很荣幸。

>> 谢谢。

>> 谢谢。

>> 我认为这是一个疏忽。

>> 当然，我们会问你的。我们只是

以为您不会感兴趣。

>> 是的，只是我们不认为

你真的对

的话有那么多的了解。

>> 好吧，嘿，等等，等等。哦，嘿。

显然，我们错了。

>> 听着，我有很多关于你们的好话要说

，好吗？我知道您

多么想要一个孩子，我

很乐意帮助您生一个孩子。

>> 你知道吗？尽情享受吧，我们希望您

这么做。

>> 谢谢。好吧，让我看看我要如何开始

。

亲爱的婴儿收养决定者，

>> 对你的来信感到非常兴奋。

>> 你在做什么？哦，莫妮卡

和钱德勒的推荐。我希望

听起来很聪明，但我不知道任何大的

单词或任何东西。那么，

>> 那么，你为什么不使用你的同义词库呢？

>> 我刚才说什么？

>> 观看。

>> 在这里，呃，突出显示您

要更改的单词。

>> 呃，进入工具和同义词库

生成，

给出完整的选择列表。您可以

选择听起来最聪明的单词。哦

天哪，太棒了。我很聪明。不，不，

我很聪明，聪明，聪明。我喜欢这个

的东西。

女士们，请注意。乔伊·特里奥蒂 (Joey Triotti) 获得了

整个包裹。

>> 面试进行得怎么样？

>> 不好。

>> 你知道，我总是有这样的感觉

采访。我敢打赌，它的进展比您想象的要好

。

>> 好吧，我没有得到 Gucci 的工作，

我被 Ralph Lauren 解雇了。

>> 这是一次糟糕的采访。

>> 你在说什么？

这是怎么发生的？好吧，我的老板就在

我接受面试

的同一家餐厅，他听到了一切。

所以，后来他把我叫到他的办公室

，他告诉我他会让

放我走，因为我不是球队的

球员。我说，“等一下。不，

是的，我是。”然后我不得不坐在那里

45 分钟，而他证明

事实上是正确的。

>> 天啊。我很抱歉。

嘿，这是什么？

这是一瓶香槟。为什么

在这里，

>> 罗斯？

>> 我想它在这里是因为我获得了终身教职。

>> 恭喜。

>> 恭喜。

>> 这是我

职业生涯中最伟大的一天。 Gunther，六节

课程。

>> 六？你想让我加入吗？

>> 哦，我以为乔伊在这里。五

很好。

明天我的咖啡里要加一杯鲁吉

。

>> 哦，以色列香槟。

这是香草。

>> 我获得了终身教职。我没有中彩票。

>> 嘿，里奇。那么，呃，你的

进展得怎么样？

>> 哦，很好。是的，但我几天内不会去

听到这个消息。

>> 哦，你知道吗？您将获得

。我我我我能感觉到。

>> 你可以吗？

>> 好了，大家好，这是罗斯。

多年的努力终于得到回报

>> 知道你的职业生涯并不代表一切，

...

>> 但也知道它意义重大，

>> 但更重要的是，让

以工作为中心的全面生活

>>。

>> 你知道这个

最好的部分是什么吗？我永远不会被解雇。

>> 天啊。

>> 不，说真的。我有工作保障

生活，你知道的。我的意思是，我永远不必

担心。哦。哦，看看你为我感到多么高兴

。

>> 哦，并不是我今天被解雇了，

我没有找到另一份工作。

>> 拉，我很抱歉。

>> 哦，

>> 太棒了。我觉得自己像个白痴。

>> 不，没关系。你不知道。哦，

>> 稍微提醒一下就好了。

>> 好的，开始吧。

>> 好吧，

>> 是的。

>> 我想我要起飞了。

>> 啊？

>> 哦，你们，这是一个美妙的夜晚。

非常感谢。我爱你。

晚安。

>> 什么？

>> 我没有告别。

>> 幸运的混蛋。

>> 她向除我以外的所有人告别。

>> 好吧，也许她认为，根据你所有的

历史，它可能是，你知道，

隐含的。

>> 嗯，需要保持平静。

好吧，让我们考虑一下这个问题。我

的意思是，必须有一个解释。

呃，你做了什么让她生气的事吗？

>> 不，我不，我不这么认为。

>> 你知道，也许她只是因为我们的谈话而

精疲力竭。这非常

激烈。是的，我的也是。

>> 我的是一个嗡嗡声。

>> 好的。

我的意思是，我不值得得到什么吗？我

的意思是，几滴眼泪，一个草率的拥抱。

不是你，

>> 罗斯。如果你这么难过，你应该去

和她谈谈。来来来，说啥？

你欠我一个再见。这意味着它拥有

更多的自豪感。

>> 我到底在做什么？

>> 我没有告别。

>> 什么？

>> 每个人都会告别，除了我。

我要做什么才能告别？啊？呃，和你成为

最好的朋友吗？呃和

你出去吗？有和你生过孩子吗？哦，等

一分钟。等一下。我做了所有

件事。

或者也许我只是没有给你

足够的信任。呃，我的意思是很难

向五个人说再见。呃

再见。再见。再见。再见。这在物理上是

不可能的。

>> 嘿伙计们。

>> 好的。等等，等等。让我告诉他们。

>> 哦，当然。

>> 乔伊将成为

游戏节目的名人嘉宾，

>> 对吧？

>> 真的吗？哪一个？

>> 鱼、海藻、沉船。

>> 你在海洋中发现的东西。你

将成为一座金字塔。

那是我们最喜欢的游戏节目。

>> 比赛除外

>> 或获胜、失败或平局。

>> 哦，我嫁给了什么？

>> 好吧，你们明天想来

看我录制节目吗？

>> 哦，我们不能。我们要为菲比举办

单身派对。

>> 是的，抱歉，孩子们。此行程即将结束。

>> 哦，钱德勒和我有一个愚蠢的

大学校友的事情。我不敢相信

你会见到唐尼·奥斯曼。

>> 认真的吗？

>> 是的。

罗斯和我一直想成为唐尼

和玛丽。

>> 你们不断变得更酷，

更酷。

>> 是的，我们曾经为家人

和朋友表演。

>> 天哪，没错。我屏蔽了

。

>> 我有点乡村风格

>> 我有点摇滚风格。

>> 我要离开你了。

我刚刚回到飞机上，

感觉很糟糕。

我不想让事情以这样的方式结束

。

只是我没想到会看到

你，突然间你就在那儿

并说出了这些话，

现在我只是坐在这里思考

所有我应该说而

我没有说的话。

我的意思是，我什至没有告诉你

我也爱你。

因为我当然知道。我爱你。

我爱你。

我爱你。

我在做什么？

我爱你。

>> 我得见你。我得从

这架飞机下车。

>> 天啊。

>> 好的。打扰一下。小姐，请坐。

>> 不，对不起。真的很抱歉，但我

需要下飞机。好的。我需要

来告诉某人我爱他们。

>> 小姐，我不能让你下飞机。

>> 让她下飞机。

>> 恐怕您必须

入座。

>> 哦，拜托，小姐。你不明白。

>> 尝试理解。

>> 哦，来吧，小姐。有什么办法

可以让我离开

>> 不。不。

>> 天啊。她下飞机了吗？

你下飞机了吗？

>> 我下了飞机。

>> 你下了飞机。

[英语]

You go into the booth and you

>> I'm gonna stop you right there, Linda.

Okay.

>> Does it look like this is my first time?

Huh? Now I want four twos and I want

them all on my back.

>> Okay.

Wait a minute. THERE'S TWO SETS OF

NOZZLES. WHICH ONE IS IT? Which which

which one is it?

Son of a

>> Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in. Go away.

I don't want to see anybody. I know. I

went to the tanning place and the same

thing happened to me. You have to let me

in.

>> Really?

>> Did you count Mississippi?

>> You You're not tan.

>> No, I just had to get a picture of this.

I'll see you later.

>> Your father's doctor's on the phone if

you'd like to speak to him.

>> Oh, great. Um, are you going to be okay?

>> He's unconscious. I think we'll be just

fine. Okay.

Did Did the TV wake you?

>> No. When you put your feet up on my bed,

you tugged on my catheter.

>> Ouchie.

>> What are you doing here, Giller?

>> Well, I came with Rachel, who who should

be back any second.

So, what's new? Oh, I had a little heart

attack.

>> Wait, is is it painful?

>> What? The heart attack is sitting here

talking to you.

>> Let's see if we can get that Rachel back

in here.

>> So, what's new with you, G? Knocked up

any more of my daughters lately?

>> Nope, just the one. Right.

>> Hey, hey, check out the flyers for the

band. I made them on a Macintosh in the

computer room.

>> Awesome. The name really stands out.

Thanks to a little something called

Helvetica bold 24 point.

>> Man, we going to rock that Asian student

union.

>> Hey guys.

>> Hey Missy.

>> You know our band is playing on Friday.

>> Yeah. Yeah. You should come check us

out. We're called Way. No way.

>> No way.

>> Way.

>> Grace. I'll be there.

>> Fresh

>> boss mean she's gone.

>> I know it.

You know, I'm totally going to ask her

out.

>> Dude, I was going to ask her out.

>> I said it first, bro.

>> Well, I thought it first. Holmes,

>> look. If you think

>> Wait, wait. What are we doing?

>> What we have is too important to mess it

up over some girl. I mean, we can get

laid anytime we want.

>> Totally.

>> I had sex in high school.

>> Me, too. I'm good at it.

All right. I say we make a pact. Neither

of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.

>> You got it.

>> All right. So, that's Missy Goldberg, VB

Kates, and Molly Ringwald, who neither

of us can go out with.

>> Those are the packs.

>> Oh, and Sheena Eastston. But we probably

couldn't get her anyway.

>> Maybe not you.

>> Hey.

>> Hi.

>> Hey, guys. Uh, I need some fashion

advice. Oh,

>> how does this look?

Well, it's it's a little low. Pick it up

a little.

A little bit more. A little bit more.

There you go.

Now, throw it away.

>> Come on. This looks good.

>> Ross, please. Trust me. I buy 30 fashion

magazines a month. Now, I don't know

who's running for president or who that

NATO guy is, but I do know that you have

to get as far away as you can from that

hat.

>> Damn it. I have this date tomorrow night

and and I have to look cool.

>> Well, you know, if you want fashion

help, Rachel and I are going shopping

tomorrow. You're more than welcome to

come with us, right?

>> Really? That would be great. I I mean, I

have to do something. She kind of teased

me about how I dress.

>> I can see why. Nice shirt.

>> You're wearing the same shirt.

Stupid gap on every corner.

>> Wow, this place is awesome.

>> You know what? We should just go. I'm

not going to find anything here. This

stuff is ridiculous. Oh,

>> this place is great.

>> Wow.

>> Ra, come on. I'm not going to wear any

of this. Nothing silver.

>> Okay. Nothing with hair and nothing with

padlocks on it. Of course. Look, look. I

know that some of this stuff is out

there, but I mean, come on. Look at

this. Look at this sweater. I mean, this

is just beautiful.

>> Wow. This is really soft.

$350.

>> Down from 700. You're saving like 200

bucks.

>> Both logic and math are taking a serious

hit today.

>> Hey, check this out. It's totally you.

>> Wow.

>> Yeah.

Wow. Actually, this this looks pretty

good.

>> Yeah.

>> Boys will be boys.

>> What? They will be.

>> All right, that's it. I'm getting mad at

you.

>> No, no, no. Ross, wait. Come on. All

right. You know what? There's other

stuff. Here's some nice shirts. Look at

these these nice pants.

>> Huh. Actually, these these might look

pretty good on me.

>> Yes, they will. You know what you should

do? Just go take a walk. All right. I

know your size and I'm going to I'm

going to pick out some really good stuff

for you.

>> Really?

>> Yes. And I know what looks sexy on guys.

Please just wear what I suggest and she

is going to go nuts for you.

>> So, you're saying uh if I wear these

pants, I might be getting into hers.

>> Why do men keep talking to me like this?

>> Some really great stuff.

>> Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not sure about some

of the bras I got.

>> Oh, really? Hey, do you want to try some

of them on for me? Oh, okay.

Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

>> Oh, no. I took one of Ross' bags by

mistake, and one of mine is missing. Oh,

well, Ross probably has it. You can get

it from him later.

>> So, what do you think?

I think we're not wearing the same shirt

anymore.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Rachel picked it out for me.

She told me to trust her. And you know

what? I'm glad I did. I turned quite a

few heads on my way over here.

>> Dude, I really don't think you should be

wearing that.

>> Oh, I see. Somebody's afraid of a little

competition with the ladies.

>> Looks like someone is the ladies.

You're just jealous because you couldn't

pull this off. Yeah. Now, if you'll

excuse me, I have a date.

>> See? All eyes on me.

>> Wow, this place looks great.

>> Oh, you are going to love it. And I'm so

glad we're finally doing this.

>> Me, too.

>> Here.

So this was fun.

>> What are you guys doing?

>> Try it. I can't feel a thing.

Are you kidding?

>> This is packing.

>> We're taking a break

>> from

>> jumping on the bed.

>> All right. Rachel's party is in a couple

of hours and there's a lot to do. Now,

Ross, you've got Geller Blood. You're in

charge of these Yahoos.

>> You got it.

>> All right.

>> All right. She's right. We got to get

serious. Let's put styrofoam peanuts

down his pants and kick him.

this your son?

>> Yeah, his name is Ross.

>> What?

>> Uh, nothing. It's just it's uh it's

close to Ron.

>> Does he um Does little Ross like

dinosaurs by any chance?

>> Yeah, they're all he talks about. Hi.

>> How would he like to come with me to the

Museum of Natural History after everyone

else has left? Just the two of us. And

and he can touch anything he wants.

I just heard it how you must have heard

it. And that's not good. Um, let me

start again. I'm a paleontologist. Uh,

you'll be there with us. And the

touching refers only to bones, fossils.

>> You could really arrange that.

>> You let Rachel come back and it's done.

>> Well, I guess having Rachel back

wouldn't be the worst thing in the

world.

>> Yeah. Yes. Oh, thank you. This is great.

Thank you so much. And I swear your

kid's going to have the time of his

life.

>> That's great. I worry about little Ross.

He's he's always reading. He's

collecting rocks. And he's obsessed with

dinosaurs.

>> He'll be fine. You You've been quiet all

morning. Is everything okay?

>> Mhm.

>> You sure you're all right?

>> Yep.

>> Okay. Um, well, I'm going to go uh grab

us some breakfast.

>> FYI,

>> there it is.

>> In the future, when a girl asks for some

ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it.

>> Wait, wait. You're uh you're mad at me

about last night. I was just trying to

do the right thing.

>> Really? Well, it seems to me if you had

done the right thing, I would not have

woken up today feeling stupid and

embarrassed. I would have woken up

feeling comforted and satisfied.

>> Well,

>> oh, stop that.

>> I can't believe this. What? I was just

being a good guy. I treated you with

with respect and understanding.

>> Oh, that's so hot.

Hey, I was looking out for you.

>> Oh, really? Well, Ross, you know what? I

am a big girl. I don't need someone

telling me what is best for me.

>> I got to say, I've not had sex a lot of

times before. This is the worst ever.

>> Oh, really? Really? Well, it wasn't very

good for me either.

>> Oh, okay. You know, hey, hey, you know

what? You know what? To avoid this

little thing in the future, let's just

say you and me never having sex again.

>> What?

>> That's right. Sex is off the table. I am

never having sex with you again.

>> Dr. Green, are you feeling better?

Okay, Ross. I I realized that you didn't

expect to walk in and see that, but uh

let me explain. Okay,

>> we weren't doing anything.

>> Ra, he just saw us.

>> But what you saw that that is the extent

of it. Okay, one kiss.

>> No, come on. That is a lie. We also

kissed in Barbados.

>> Dude, chill.

Okay. We also kissed in Barbados, but we

didn't plan it. Okay. And the only

reason that that happened was was

because I saw you kissing Charlie.

>> Yeah, you started it. I have got to

chill.

>> Look, we we probably should have talked

to you about this before it ever

happened.

But

>> Oh, we feel so terrible about this,

Ross.

>> Yeah, but it did happen.

So

Ross.

Ross,

>> can we just close the door?

>> So, you two are

here.

>> Yeah.

And have you had

>> No.

>> No. No.

>> But if I hadn't walked in here, would

you?

>> Probably. No. No.

>> Ross, this is not how we wanted you to

find out about this. You have every

right to go nuts.

>> I'm not going nuts. Do you see me going

nuts?

>> No, but you know what I mean.

>> Hey, hey, hey.

If you two are happy, then I'm happy for

you.

I'm fine.

>> Really?

>> Absolutely. I'm fine.

Totally fine.

I don't know why it's coming out all

loud and squeaky cuz really I'm fine.

I'm not saying I wasn't a little

surprised to see you guys kissing. I

mean, at first I was like,

but now that I've had time to absorb it,

loving this,

>> it's all working out.

Me and Charlie and you two. You know

what we should do?

>> Calm ourselves.

>> No,

we should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do

it tomorrow night. I'll cook.

>> Look, don't don't you think that'll be a

little weird?

>> Weird? What? What's weird? The only

thing weird would be if someone didn't

like Mexican food because I'm making

fajitas.

I do like fajitas.

>> Rachel,

>> she and Phoebe took the stripper to the

hospital.

>> Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?

>> What? When When was this?

>> 1987. The weekend you guys visited me at

school.

>> Oh my god, that's wild.

>> Yeah, but it was like a million years

ago. So, it doesn't matter.

>> Well, it matters to me.

>> Why?

>> Because the night you kissed Rachel was

the night I kissed Rachel for the very

first time. You kissed her that night,

too?

>> Two guys in one night. Wow. I thought

she became a sled after she got her nose

fixed.

>> Seriously, where did this happen?

>> Okay. After you told me she was passed

out in our room, I went in there to make

sure she was all right. She was lying on

my bed, all buried in people's coats.

Well, I I went to kiss her on the

forehead, you know, but it was so dark I

accidentally got her lips. I I started

to pull away, but then I I felt her

start to kiss me back. It was only for a

second, but it was amazing. And now, now

I find out that you kissed her first.

>> Oh, wait. What bed did you say she was

on?

>> Mine.

>> I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.

>> No, she was definitely on my bed.

>> Why would I kiss a girl and then put her

on your bed?

>> Well, then who was on my bed?

>> Oh. Oh. Oh,

>> no. No, no,

>> you were under the pile of coats. I was

the pile of coats.

>> Oh my god.

>> You were my midnight mystery kisser.

>> You were MY FIRST KISS WITH RACHEL.

>> You were my first kiss ever.

>> WHAT DID I MARRY INTO?

>> All right. Okay. Be careful.

>> Careful. Watch her here. Watch her hair,

>> right? She's got like three hairs.

>> I know. I know. But they're just so

beautiful. Oh my god. I just pulled one

out.

>> I promise you she's safe. Okay, now

watch. Watch how much she loves this.

>> Okay,

>> are you ready to Here we go.

>> Okay, careful.

>> Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

She's smiling.

Oh, look at that. She does like it.

>> See, I told you.

>> Oh. OH.

Oh my god. Look at her. She's a little

daredevil.

Oh god. Oh, let me push. Can I push?

>> Oh, absolutely.

>> Okay.

Oh god. Okay. Get Get the camera. It's

in It's in the diaper bag.

>> Okay.

See scared of the swings. I bet you FEEL

PRETTY SILLY.

I BROUGHT the camera for Emma's video.

>> Oh, good. Good. We had this idea to make

a birthday video for Emma and we'll give

it to her when she's 18.

>> Oh, cool. Wow. It's like a time capsule.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, just think she's going to be

watching that video on a TV that hasn't

even been invented yet

with friends who right now are just like

babies.

And they'll be living in a in a floating

city that the humans built to escape the

ant people.

That's the hope.

>> So, is uh Emma awake yet?

>> Oh, no. It's still nap time, but she'll

be up soon.

>> Uh, where's Joey?

>> I said it's still nap time.

>> Hey, there's Uncle Joey.

>> Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th

birthday.

>> 18, huh?

>> Joey. No.

What? What? It's for her hot friends.

When they see this, you'll be 52 and

starting to think about settling down.

>> Hi.

>> So glad you came.

>> I can't believe Emma's already won.

>> I remember your first birthday. Ross was

jealous of all the attention we were

giving you. He pulled on his testicles

so hard we had to take him to the

emergency room.

There's something you didn't know about

your dad.

>> I'll love you forever. I'll like you for

always. As long as I'm living my baby,

you'll be

>> wow.

That was amazing.

>> Thank you so much for that gift.

I was not ready for this today.

>> Emma, your name poses a dilemma

cuz not much else with Emma. Maybe the

actor Richard Crana, he played the

commanding officer in Rambo. Happy

birthday, Emma.

Is that it?

No, of course not. No, I I've also, you

know, prepared a reading.

>> Um,

sex and the single mother,

>> finding your G-spot.

>> No, no, no.

>> Hello, Emma. Happy 18th birthday.

>> Right now, that seems so far away. 17

years.

>> Yes. You'll be all grown up by then, and

we'll be

>> Well, your grandfather and I might not

be here.

>> That's true. This message could be

coming to you from beyond the grave,

Emma.

>> After all, my parents died very young.

>> And my cholesterol is off the charts.

>> Remember, Emma, heart disease kills

women, too.

>> Okay, cut. Great. Great. That was That

was just Yeah.

>> Oh, good. Well, you know what? While

we're waiting, you guys could tape your

message to Emma for her 18th birthday.

Huh? Okay.

>> Hi, Emma. It's the year 2020.

Are you still enjoying your nap?

>> We're Aunt Monica and Uncle Chandler, by

the way. You may not recognize us

because we haven't spoken to your

parents in 17 years.

We used to be married, but then we

missed a weekend away together and

things kind of unraveled

>> because of you.

>> You know, I'm thinking about letting

Emma have her first cookie.

>> Her first cookie? She has cookies all

the time.

>> I've never given her a cookie.

>> Have you?

>> No.

>> Oh, and for the record, I've also never

given her frosting from a can.

Hey, Ra. The adoption agency needs

letters of recommendation, and we were

wondering if you would write one for us.

>> Of course, I'd be honored.

>> Thanks.

>> Thank you.

>> I think there's been an oversight.

>> Sure, we would have asked you. We just

thought you wouldn't be interested.

>> Yeah, it's just that we don't think of

you as really being so much with the

words.

>> Well, hey, wait, wait. Oh, hey.

Clearly, we were wrong.

>> Look, I got a lot of nice stuff to say

about you guys, okay? And I know how

much you want to have a baby, and I

would love to help you get one.

>> You know what? Enjoy, we want you to do

it.

>> Thank you. All right, let me see how I'm

going to start.

Dear baby adoption decider people,

>> so excited about your letter.

>> What you What you working on? Oh, Monica

and Chandler's recommendation. I want it

to sound smart, but I don't know any big

words or anything. So,

>> well, why don't you use your thesaurus?

>> What' I just say?

>> Watch.

>> Here you uh you highlight the word you

want to change.

>> Uh go under tools and the thesaurus

generates gives

gives a whole list of choices. You can

pick the word that sounds smartest. Oh

my god, that's great. I'm smart. No, no,

I'm brainy, bright, clever. I love this

thing.

Look out, ladies. Joey Triotti's got the

whole package.

>> How'd the interview go?

>> Not good.

>> You know, I always feel that way after

an interview. I'll bet it went better

than you think.

>> Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and

I got fired from Ralph Lauren.

>> That is a bad interview.

>> What are you What are you talking about?

How'd this happen? Well, my boss was at

the same restaurant where I was having

my interview and he heard everything.

So, later he calls me into his office

and he tells me that he's going to have

to let me go because I'm not a team

player. And I say, "Wait a minute. No,

yes, I am." And then I had to sit there

for 45 minutes while he proved that that

in fact was true.

>> Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

Hey, what what's this?

It's a It's a bottle of champagne. Why

is this here,

>> Ross?

>> I guess it's here because I got tenure.

>> Congratulations.

>> Congratulations.

>> This is the single greatest day of my

professional career. Gunther, six

classes.

>> Six? You want me to join?

>> Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is

good.

I'm going to have a lugie in my coffee

tomorrow.

>> Ooh, Israeli champagne.

And it's vanilla.

>> I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery.

>> Hey, Rich. So, uh, how did your thing

go?

>> Oh, it's good. Yeah, but I'm not going

to hear about that for a couple of days.

>> Oh, you know what? You're going to get

it. I I I I can feel it.

>> Can you?

>> Well, everybody, here's to Ross. and and

to years of hard work finally paying off

>> and to knowing that your career doesn't

mean everything,

>> but also knowing it means a lot,

>> but more importantly to full

well-rounded lives

>> that center around work.

>> You know what the best part about this

is? I can never be fired.

>> Oh god.

>> No, seriously. I have job security for

life, you know. I mean, I never have to

worry. Oh. Oh, look at look how happy

you are for me.

>> Oh, it's not that I got fired today and

I didn't get the other job.

>> Ra, I'm so sorry.

>> Oh,

>> great. I feel like an idiot.

>> No, it's okay. You didn't know. Oh,

>> little heads up would have been nice.

>> Okay, here we go.

>> Well,

>> yeah.

>> I think I'm going to take off.

>> Huh?

>> Oh, you guys, this was an amazing night.

Thank you so much. I love you.

Good night.

>> WHAT?

>> I don't get a goodbye.

>> Lucky bastard.

>> She says goodbye to everyone but me.

>> Well, maybe she thought that with all of

your history, it could be, you know,

implicit.

>> Well, it needs to be placit.

All right, let's think about this. I

mean, there's got to be an explanation.

Uh, did you do anything to make her mad?

>> No, I don't I don't think so.

>> You know, maybe she was just really

spent from our talk. It was pretty

intense. Yeah, mine, too.

>> Mine was a humdinger.

>> Okay.

I mean, don't I deserve anything? I

mean, a few tears, a cursory hug.

Not from you,

>> Ros. If you're this upset, you should go

and talk to her. Come on and say what?

You owe me a goodbye. That mean it's got

more pride than that.

>> The hell I do?

>> I don't get a goodbye.

>> What?

>> Everyone gets a goodbye but me. What do

I got to do to get a goodbye? Huh? Uh be

best friends with you? Uh go out with

you? Have have a baby with you? Oh, wait

a minute. WAIT A MINUTE. I DID ALL THOSE

THINGS.

Or maybe maybe I'm just not giving you

enough credit. Uh I mean it is difficult

to say goodbye to five people. Uh

goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. It's

physically impossible.

>> Hey guys.

>> Okay. Wait, wait. Let me tell them.

>> Oh, sure.

>> Joey's going to be a celebrity guest on

a game show,

>> right?

>> Really? Which one?

>> Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.

>> Things you find in the ocean. YOU'RE

GOING TO BE A PYRAMID.

THAT WAS OUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW EVER.

>> Except for match game

>> or win, lose or draw.

>> Oh, what did I marry into?

>> Well, do you guys want to come down

tomorrow and watch me tape the show?

>> Oh, we can't. We were throwing Phoebe a

bachelorette party.

>> Yeah, sorry, boys. This ride's closing.

>> Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid

college alumni thing. I can't believe

you get to meet Donnie Osman.

>> Seriously?

>> Yeah.

Ross and I always wanted to be Donnie

and Marie.

>> You guys just keep getting cooler and

cooler.

>> Yeah, we used to perform for our family

and friends.

>> Oh god, that's right. I blocked that

out.

>> I'm a little bit country

>> and I'm a little bit rock and roll.

>> I'm leaving you.

I just got back on the plane and I just

feel awful.

That is so not how I wanted things to

end with us.

It's just that I wasn't expecting to see

you and and all of a sudden you're there

and saying these things and

now I'm just sitting here and thinking

of all the stuff I should have said and

I didn't.

I mean, I didn't even get to tell you

that I love you, too.

Because of course I do. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

What am I doing?

I love you.

>> I've got to see you. I've got to get off

this plane.

>> Oh my god.

>> Okay. Excuse me. Miss, please sit down.

>> No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I

need to get off the plane. Okay. I need

to just tell someone that I love them.

>> Miss, I can't let you off the plane.

>> LET HER OFF THE PLANE.

>> I am afraid you are going to have to

take your seat.

>> Oh, please, Miss. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> TRY TO UNDERSTAND.

>> OH, come on, miss. Isn't there any way

that you can just let me off the

>> No. No.

>> Oh my god. Did she get off the plane?

Did you get off the plane?

>> I got off the plane.

>> You got off the plane.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
tanning /ˈtænɪŋ/ B2	noun - 晒黑
unconscious /ʌnˈkɒnʃəs/ B2	adjective - 无意识的
painful /ˈpeɪnfl/ A2	adjective - 痛苦的
ridiculous /rɪˈdɪkjələs/ B1	adjective - 荒谬的
imagination /ɪˌmædʒɪˈneɪʃn/ B1	noun - 想象力
competition /ˌkɒmpəˈtɪʃn/ B1	noun - 竞争
jealous /ˈdʒeləs/ B1	adjective - 嫉妒的
paleontologist /ˌpæliɒnˈtɒlədʒɪst/ C2	noun - 古生物学家
obsessed /əbˈsest/ B2	adjective - 痴迷的
sympathy /ˈsɪmpəθi/ B2	noun - 同情
embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ A2	adjective - 尴尬的
satisfied /ˈsætɪsfaɪd/ B1	adjective - 满意的
tenure /ˈtenjə(r)/ C2	noun - 终身职位
security /sɪˈkjʊərəti/ B1	noun - 安全
celebrity /səˈlebrəti/ B1	noun - 名人

重点语法结构

• You have to let me in.

  ➔ 义务情态动词：'have to'

  ➔ 使用 ''have to'' 来表达由情况所决定的外部必要性或义务。

• I'm not going to wear any of this.

  ➔ 使用 'be going to' 表示未来意图

  ➔ 这里使用 ''be going to'' 来表达预先决定的计划或强烈的意图。

• Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.

  ➔ 否定结构 'Neither... nor'

  ➔ ''Neither of us'' 指两个人，意思是“两者都不”。

• If you think what we have is too important, we shouldn't mess it up.

  ➔ 第一条件句 (If + 一般现在时, will/should + 动词)

  ➔ 条件句 ''if'' 设定了一个需要满足的条件，以避免负面结果。

• I wouldn't have woken up today feeling stupid.

  ➔ 第三条件句 (would have + 过去分词)

  ➔ 用于描述过去未发生的假设情况。

• I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised.

  ➔ 间接引语和否定结构

  ➔ 说话者使用双重否定（not saying/wasn't）来表达细微的情感。

• This message could be coming to you from beyond the grave.

  ➔ 可能性情态动词：'could be'

  ➔ ''could be'' 表示某事是一个可能的情景或结果。

• I've never given her a cookie.

  ➔ 现在完成时 (have/has + 过去分词)

  ➔ 此处使用现在完成时来表示直到现在为止已经发生或尚未发生的动作。