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[中文]

找其他人。最后，我可以开始

庆祝我的

对不起。显然，我已经打开了通向过去的

之门。

>> 好的，莫妮卡，来吧。好的，什么

你刚刚看到

>> 我可以问你一个小问题吗？

为什么是今晚？

什么？看，我一生

都在等待订婚。与某些

人不同，我只打算这样做一次。

所以，你知道，我知道我可能很自私

，对此我很抱歉，但我很善良

希望今晚能

这样。

>> 哦，亲爱的，但确实如此。不，不是。不，

不，现在是你和罗斯

重归于好。

>> 什么？

>> 是的，你抢了我的风头。

>> 好的，稍等。坚持，稍等。我们没有抢

你的风头，因为我们没有让

重新团结起来。

>> 是的，不。还有，你知道吗？

甚至没有人看到。

>> 是的。

>> 确实如此。

>> 嘿，我发誓，我们刚刚接吻了。

>>一个吻。

>> 接吻了？

这是什么意思？

你们要复合吗？

我可以在你的婚礼上唱歌吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 雷电被盗。

>> 好吧，菲比，没什么。

>> 看看，

这没什么大不了的。这是一次性的事情。

根本不重要。

>> 天哪。

>> [笑声]

>> 我不敢相信你们正在谈论

这个。卧室

中的问题是男人和女人之间的问题。

可以吗？现在，钱德勒正在竭尽全力

。

>> 莫妮卡，莫妮卡，看看这盏灯。

这很俗气还是什么？我们必须有

这个。

>> Rach，我想我们有足够的常规

灯。

>> 什么？哦，来吧。我的意思是，这不是

，就像我在要求这个

少女时钟或任何东西，从

的角度来看，我也认为这真的很酷。

它与我的任何东西都不相配。

>> 那么，我的东西呢？

>> 你没有任何东西。

>> [笑声]

>> 你仍然认为它是你的公寓，

不是吗？

嗯，

没有。是的，你知道。

你把它当作你的公寓，而

我只是一个租房子的人。

嗯，

好吧，当你嗯了一会儿，

我要去为我的新

灯找个地方。

>> [音乐]

>> 嘿，瑞秋。

>> 是的。

>> 你知道我们已经

一段时间没有玩过什么游戏了吗？

>> 什么？

>> 隐藏灯。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，莫妮卡，放手吧。

>> 你知道我对

贝类过敏吗？

>> 好吧，那么你只需要吃掉其他

盏灯就可以了。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，好吧。这是一次意外，我

发誓。好吧，我当时正在把

放在我的夹克上，然后那个东西和

那个灯和它，它坏了。

>> 哦，拜托，莫妮卡，你一直讨厌

我的灯。

而现在，

突然间，它变得神奇起来

它就坏了？

>> 菲比，告诉她。

>> 好吧，我没看到，因为我把

放在了夹克上，但我想相信你。

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿，钱德勒。

>> 莫妮卡刚刚打破了我的贝壳灯。

>> [笑声]

>> 整洁。

我将独自死去。

>> 好吧，你赢了。

>> 哦，你那里有什么？

>> 还有什么不是你的但你

可以破坏的东西？

>> 不，嗯

我知道你喜欢这个，我希望你

拥有它。

我认为它放在我们的

公寓里会很好看。

>> 谢谢。

>> 嘿，新钱包，是吗？

>> 哦，是的，是时候了。你知道，旧的避孕套

皮革环不再说

酷了。

>> 雷切尔，

你刚刚将一个空纸盒放回

冰箱。

>> 哦，是的，我知道，但是垃圾已经

满了。

>> [笑声]

>> 你倒过垃圾吗？

>> 好吧，我以为你喜欢这样做。

>> [笑声]

>> 左边第三个门。

>> 对。

>> 哦，嘿，特里格先生。

>> 是的。

>> [笑声]

>> 你在做什么？

>> 嗯

哦。哦。

对不起。它有点旧，但是

看看。 [笑声]

>> 你堵塞了溜槽，我刚刚

花了半个小时疏通。

>> 抱歉。我没有，我不常来这里

，所以

>> 嗯哼。是的，你当然不知道。因为

你是一位小公主。

爸爸，给我买个披萨。爸爸，给我买一个

糖果工厂。爸爸，让

猫的演员们给我唱生日快乐歌。

>> [笑声]

>> 什么，你以为你可以进来

这里，把这里弄得一团糟，一个穿着

工作服的大个子会来清理它，

吧？

那么，你为什么不考虑找其他人

来改变一下呢？

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，对不起。

>> 天哪，你会为此哭泣吗？

这是我的毛衣还是手提包

marinara？

>> [笑声]

>> 你没有这个胆量。

>> 哦，是吗？好吧，至少我还没有

胆怯去告诉某个人我认为他

很可爱。

哦！

哦，好吧。停止！

停止

疯狂！

>> [笑声]

>> 这太疯狂了。

谁能记得你为什么开始

打架？

>> 她知道我喜欢他。如果我

这么做 >> 是的，没错。

，她就不会

但是，我

看看你的钱包。

看看你的毛衣。

看看你自己。

我会帮你补毛衣。

我会帮你

扔掉你的钱包。

我很抱歉让你不再见到他

。

>> 好吧，很抱歉当

我知道你喜欢他时我就和他出去了。

>> 很抱歉借用了你的手套。

>> 好吧，莫妮卡，如果有什么

你想分享的

>> 没有权利和他出去。

>> 这是最可笑的

>> 我出去了！

>> 我没有出卖你！

>> 绝对出卖了我！让我谈谈吧！

>> 你刚才是在弹我吗？

好吧，好吧，你不让我完成

，我只是

噢！太痛了！

>> [笑声]

>> 快！轻弹！

>> 哦！你

>> 轻弹！是你先打我的！

>> 噢！

噢！

>> 停下！

>> 哦！

>> 停下来！

>> 你知道，我们不要这样做。让我们

>> 哦！

哦！

哦！

哦！

哦！

哦！

好吧，现在我要大干一场了。

>> [尖叫]

>> 好吧。现在，如果你们

都停下来，我就会放手。

你想让我停止见到

他吗？这就是你想要的吗？

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 你想让我打电话给他并告诉

他你正在见他。

这就是您想要的吗？

>> 好的。

>> [笑声]

>> 哦，这就是你想要的。

>> 是的。

>> 很好。

很好。

>> 我们开始了。

>> 你知道吗？如果我们在监狱里，你们

会像我的

一样 >> 嘿，RACH，来吧。我们约见眼科医生要

迟到。

>> 好吧。让我们结束这一切吧。

呃。

哦，不。

看看我做了什么。

>> [笑声]

>> 我的意思是，看看这烂摊子。我的意思是，我们

可能需要清理这个，

你知道吗？我的意思是，我们将不得不重新安排

。

>> [笑声]

>> 如果你认为这个烂摊子会

打扰我，那你就错了。好吧，

我们走吧，Blinky。

>> [笑声]

>> 杀了她。

>> 天哪。 [音乐]

那东西有什么作用？

>> 嗯。

>> 呃，那是一台摘眼机。

>> 好吧，我要离开这里了。

>> 我开玩笑的。我在开玩笑。

呃哦。

>> 嗨，雷切尔。

>> 嘿。

>> 我是米勒博士。莫妮卡告诉我你

有点紧张，但别担心，

一切都会好起来的。

>> 那么，我们就完成了吗？

>> 差不多了，但首先我们要开始。

>> 好的。

>> 这是青光眼测试。

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 坐下。

>> 好的。

>> 把你的下巴放在这里。

>> 嗯。

>> 现在，

您将感觉到每只眼睛中有一小股空气

。

>> 什么什么？

一小股空气。现在，来吧。

>> [笑声]

>> 开始吧。

>> 好的。

>> 1 2 3

>> 好的。

抱歉。好的。这次我要留

在这里。

>> [笑声]

>> 好的。

>> 准备好了吗？

>> 嗯。

>> 1 2

>> 抱歉。

你知道吗？我要握住她的

头。

>> 好的。

>> [笑声]

>> 没关系。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。

好的。

>> 1

>> 嗯。

>> 2

>> 抱歉。

>> 你知道吗？你还年轻。您

可能没有青光眼。

>> 哦。

>> [笑声]

>> 好的。所以，非常非常高兴见到

您，先生。我是哦！嘿！你在做什么

你疯了吗？

>> 好的。您的左眼有轻微感染

。我希望您在

滴剂 3 次，您就会焕然一新。

周内每天服用

>> 是的，不。我我不，我不会把

的东西放在我的眼睛里。

>> 好吧。我想我们会在 3 个月后

在这里见到你。

>> 太棒了。

>> 我会给你戴上玻璃眼睛。

>> 好的。只要给我该死的滴。

>> [笑声]

>> 米勒博士？

P E C F D

>> [笑声]

>> 很好，莫妮卡。

你知道他们在哪里吗？

>> 我当然知道。

>> [笑声]

>> 你知道

>> 好一个。

好的。

>> [哼哼]

[笑声]

>> 还差得很远。好的。好吧，那么你

知道什么吗？帮我。我需要帮助。我不能

这样做。好的。快点。让我们来做

吧。

来吧。

>> 好吧。坐下。

>> 好吧。

>> 好吧。把头向后仰。

>> 是的。

>> 好吧。

>> 好的。

现在，睁开眼睛。

>> 好的。他们是。

>> [笑声]

>> 我举起了多少根手指？

>> 四。

>> 天哪，我以为是四个。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，你知道吗？我们为什么不

从练习一开始，好吗？

>> 好的。

>> 没有毒品。

>> 太棒了。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。

>> 三、一、二、三。

>> 我的枕头全湿了。

>> 好吧，好吧，你说这是练习。

>> 那你为什么要搬家？

>> 因为我知道你在撒谎。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，来这里。

>> 你在做什么？

>> 莫妮卡，别说了。

天哪，别这样了。

>> 我

我要去把它翻过来。我

要去

>>嘿。

>> 把这些袜子放在你的眼睛里。

>> 天哪，你真的太强大了

。

>> [笑声]

>> 天哪。

>> 莫妮卡，别说了。

>> 该死的，辛迪。

>> 好吧，[笑声]

你知道，如果乔伊和钱德勒现在走进

，我们就可以赚大钱。

>> 你能把电视指南递给我吗？

>> 是的。

>> 开始。

>> 你在做什么？

>> 天啊，把它打开。

>> 好的。

>> [欢呼和掌声]

>> 我们大约三四个小时后见。

。

>> TA-DA。

>> 我们现在就这样互相打招呼吗？

因为我喜欢这样。

>> 看，

我打扫干净了。我做了窗户，我做了

层。我什至在吸尘器上使用了所有

附件，除了

那个带刷毛的小圆形附件。

我不知道那是做什么用的。

>> 哦，是的，没人知道，我们也不应该问

。

>> 那么，你觉得怎么样？

>> 非常干净。

>> 真的，真的，看起来很棒。

>> 哦。

我我我看到你移动了绿色的脚凳。

>> [笑声]

>> 这是怎么发生的？

>> 我不知道。我认为那里看起来更好

。

而我，这也是飞机上的一个额外座位

咖啡桌。

>> 是的，这很有趣。

>> [笑声]

>> 但你知道吗？只是为了好玩，让我们

看看老地方的样子。

>> [笑声]

>> 只是为了比较。

看吧。哈!嗯，那里看起来也不错。

>> 让我们把它留在那里一会儿。

>> [笑声]

>> 不敢相信你试图移动

绿色搁脚凳。

>> 感谢上帝，你没有试图将

杂志散开。我的意思是，她会直接把你的

眼睛抓出来。

>> 伙计们，我没那么糟糕。

>> 是的，你是，莫妮卡。

还记得我是否和你住在一起吗？你

有点像，你知道，

>> [笑声]

>> 这太不公平了。

>> 哦，来吧。当我们还是孩子的时候，你的

是唯一一个

不破烂的破烂安娃娃。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，所以我负责。我是有组织的。

但是，嘿，我可以成为一个怪人。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，你这个疯狂的女孩。

试着想象一下。电话帐单

已到，但您没有立即付款

。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 因为你是个怪人。

>> [笑声]

>> 相反，你要等到他们向你发送

通知。

>> 我可以做到。好的。好的。然后你

让我去杂货店买东西，我买了

洗衣液，但不是那种带有易倒嘴的

。

>> 为什么有人会这么做？

>> [笑声]

>> 有人可能会想。

>> 有人留下了

咖啡桌上的一杯。没有过山车。这是

冷饮。今天很热。

微小的凝结珠正在一点一点地

越来越接近木材的

表面。

>> 停下来！

>> [笑声]

>> 天哪。

这是真的。我是谁？

>>莫妮卡。

你是妈妈。

>> [音乐]

>> 我已经上床睡觉了。

>> 夜晚。

>> 夜莫妮卡。

>> 呃妈妈，你要把你的

鞋子留在这儿吗？

嗯。

>> [笑声]

>> 真的吗？只是以

上？

那种不计后果的随意方式随意散布在

>> [笑声]

>> 没关系。

我明天会不会拿到。

每当。

>> 她是一名​​厨师。

>> [笑声]

>> 如果这让你很烦恼，那就出去

拿鞋子吧。

不，不要这样做。

这太愚蠢了。我不需要证明

任何东西。我要去接他们。

但随后每个人都会知道。

>> [笑声]

>> 除非我拿到它们然后很早醒来

并将它们放回去。

我需要帮助。

>> 抱歉，Pheebs，我想我只是因为要离开而

感到难过。我会非常想念

你的。

>> 好吧，

不过这不必那么悲伤，

你知道吗？也许您不应该只是考虑

您会多么想念彼此

，而应该考虑一些

您不会

错过的事情。

>> [笑声]

>> 我认为没有什么。

>> 来吧，一定有什么事情。

>> 不。

她很完美。

>> 我有一个。

>> 太好了，好吧，你可以先走了。

>> 呃，我想我不会错过

你永远不被允许

移动手机 pin 的事实。

>> [笑声]

>> 很好，这是一个很好的。好的，莫妮卡，

有什么事吗？你知道，Rachel 移动了

手机密码吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 呃，有时。

>> 实际上，总是如此。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，就这样。每个人都感觉

好些了吗？

>> 不仅仅是手机密码。

我从来没有收到我的消息。

>> 你收到消息了吗？

>> 是的，好吧，如果你在沙发上

真的没有什么意义。

手背上读它们，我认为

睡着后还得在

>> 那么，您错过了谁的消息？

钱德勒？

还是你妈妈？

>> [笑声]

>> 还是钱德勒？

还是你妈妈？

>> [笑声]

>> 时钟还剩 30 秒。五道正确的

题获胜。闪电

轮开始

>> 现在，乔伊最喜欢的食物是什么？

>> 三明治。

>> 正确。

钱德勒第一次

触摸女孩的乳房时多大？

>> 14？

>> 不，19。

>> 谢谢，伙计。

>> [笑声]

>> 乔伊有一个想象中的儿时朋友。

他的名字是

>>莫里斯。

>> 正确。他的职业是

>> 哦，太空牛仔。

>> 正确。

钱德勒·宾的工作是什么？

>> [笑声]

>> 天哪，

与数字和处理有什么关系吗？

他带着一个公文包。

>> 10 秒，你需要这个，否则你就会输掉

游戏。

>> 哦，嗯，这与

应答器有关。

>> 哦，哦，他是一个转发器！

转发器！

>> [笑声]

>> 这根本就不是一个词！

我可以得到这个。我能得到这个。

哦我的

>> 我要去屋顶。谁和我在一起？

>> 不，我不能。我得走了。

>> 来吧，一只 80 英尺高的充气狗在城市上空松散

？

发生的频率是多少？

>> 几乎从来没有。

>> [笑声]

>> 拿到钥匙了吗？

>> 哦，好吧。

我看到巨大的狗影落在

公园上空。

>> 是的，但是他们必须射杀他

吗？我的意思是，那太卑鄙了。

>> 好的。

现在，火鸡应该是

外面酥脆，

里面多汁。

我们为什么站在这里？

>> 我们正在等您开门。

你已经拿到钥匙了。

>> 不，我不。

>> [笑声]

>> 是的，你知道。当我们离开时，你说，

“拿到钥匙了吗？”

>> 不，我没有。我问：“有钥匙吗？”

>> 不，不，不。你说：“拿到钥匙了。”

>> 你们中有人有钥匙吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 烤箱打开了。

>> 哦，我得拿票了。

>> 好吧，等等，等等。我们有您的

密钥的副本。

>> 好吧，那就去吧。得到它。

>> 嘿，嘿。那个语气不会让我走得更快

。

>> 乔伊？

>> 那个会的。

>> 我发誓你说过你有钥匙。

>> 不，我没有。我不会说我有

钥匙，除非我有钥匙，而我

显然没有钥匙。

>> 哦，好的。好吧，就是这样。足够的

钥匙。没人说钥匙。

为什么我会有钥匙？

>> [笑声]

>> 除了你说你

拥有它们之外？

>> 但我没有。

>> 好吧，你应该有。

>> 为什么？

>> 因为

>> 为什么？

>> 因为

>> 为什么？

>> 因为一切都是我的责任。

难道我为大家做

感恩节晚餐还不够吗？您

知道，每个人都想要不同种类的

土豆。所以，我正在制作不同种类的

土豆。你知道吗，有人关心

我想要什么类型的土豆吗？不。

没有。

没有。

你知道，只要菲比得到

她的豌豆和洋葱，马里奥得到他的

孩子，

得到

我的第一个感恩节，而我

一切都

烧焦了，

>> [笑声]

>>嘿，莫妮卡。现在只有狗能听到你的声音。

[笑声]

看，门开着。开始了。

>> 天啊。

>> 好吧，

火鸡烧焦了。

土豆毁了。土豆

被毁了。土豆坏了。

>> [笑声]

>> 这闻起来不像妈妈的。

>> 不，不是，不是吗？但你想要

龙虾罗斯。好吧，给你，伙计。

你有一个。

>> [笑声]

>> 哦

天啊，这太棒了。飞机不见了，

所以我想我和你们一起被困在这里了。

>> 嘿，我们都有更好的计划，好吗？这个

不是任何人的第一选择。

>> 哦，真的吗？那么，我为什么要拼尽全力

来做这顿美味的感恩节

晚餐呢？

>> [笑声]

>> 现在，这感觉就像感恩节。

好的，谁想要淡色奶酪，谁

想要深色奶酪？

谁会想了解

黑奶酪？

>> [笑声]

>> 有人想和我分享这个吗？

>> 不，我会的。

>> 嗯，你们必须许愿。

>> 许愿吗？

>> 来吧，你知道，感恩节。

>> [笑声]

>> 哇哦！你得到了更大的一半。您想要什么

？

>> 大一半。

>> 哦，嗨。

嗨。

理查德刚刚告诉我他爱我。

>> 天啊。

>> 我知道。

>> 亲爱的，太棒了。

>> 我知道。

我在最上面的抽屉里找不到

>>。

你也需要一个吗？

>> 哦，是的。

>> 只有一个。

>>莫妮卡。

>>嗨。

呃我们马上就到。我们只是嗯

我们正在尝试做出一些决定。

>> 雷切尔。

>> [欢呼]

[鼓掌]

[笑声]

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

他们只是想做出一些决定。

>> 哦，很好。好的。好的。

>> [笑声]

>> 那么，嗯，你的胡子是不是

以前不一样？

>> 不。

>> 哦。

你怎么知道，保持这么整洁？

>> [笑声]

>> 我有一把小梳子。

>>哦。

那你怎么称呼它？

>> 小胡子。

>> 谢谢。

>> 好的。我将为您洗 1

个月的衣服。

>> 否。

>> 好的。好的。好的。我会我会我会我

嘿，我会打扫公寓 2

个月。

>> 好吧。我会告诉你什么。如果你能告诉我

。

我们把簸箕放在哪里，我现在就把这个给你

>> 那么，你在南吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 石头、剪刀、布？

1 2 3 是的！

>> 很好。

去做爱吧。

>> 不！你完全错了。

乔恩·萨维奇 (Jon Savage) 是猎鹿人，没有腿。乔恩

沃特正在回家，感觉不到

他的腿。

>> 不，不，不可能。你的想法完全相反

，我的朋友。乔恩

沃伊特是什么？什么？哦，呃

>> [笑声]

>> 我们可以吗？

>> 这不会发生。

他们今晚就这么做。我们明天可以做

。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿，看看。这太令人难以置信了。

乔伊已经屏住呼吸

近 4 分钟了。

>> [笑声]

>> 老兄，他想杀我吗？

>> 菲比，我想问你一件事。

>> 呃呃，什么？

>> 嗯，既然我要搬出去了，

你真漂亮，

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 嗯

我要搬去和你一起住吗？

>> 嗯，那就太好了，但是

我们要对丹尼斯做什么呢？

>> [笑声]

>> 谁是丹尼斯？

>> 我的室友。

>> 你有室友吗？

>> 是的，丹尼斯。丹妮丝.

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿，保密是怎么回事，菲比？

嗯？那么这个丹妮丝呢？她

可爱吗？

>> 菲比，我不明白。你怎么能

有一个我们都不认识的室友

？

>> 也许是因为你从来不听

我说的任何话。我一直在谈论她

。丹妮丝！

>> 嘿，格蕾丝，听着。我在想呃

我要在

我的地方多一个房间。

>> 哦，确实如此。

>> 是啊，你为什么不搬来和我一起住呢？

会很棒的。我们喜欢熬夜

聊天和看电影，你知道

裸体星期四，对吗？

>> 是的，是的，我想我会找到我自己的

位置。

>> 嘿嘿。

>> 我以为裸体星期四只是我们

的事情，伙计。

[英语]

Get everybody else. Finally, I can start

celebrating my

I'm sorry. Apparently, I've opened the

door to the past.

>> Okay, Monica, come on. Okay, what what

you just saw

>> Can I ask you just a little question?

Why tonight?

What? See, I've been waiting my whole

life to be engaged. And unlike some

people, I only plan on doing this once.

So, you know, I know I may be selfish

and I'm sorry about it, but I I was kind

of hoping tonight could just be about

that.

>> Oh, honey, but it is. No, it's not. No,

no, now it's about you and Ross getting

back together.

>> What?

>> Yeah, you kind of stole my thunder.

>> Okay, hold on. Hold on. We did not steal

your thunder because we are not getting

back together.

>> Yeah, no. And and and you know what?

Nobody even saw.

>> Yeah.

>> That's true.

>> Hey, I swear, we just kissed.

>> a kiss.

>> KISSED?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

ARE YOU ARE YOU GETTING BACK TOGETHER?

CAN I SING AT YOUR WEDDING?

>> [laughter]

>> THUNDER BEING STOLEN.

>> OKAY, PHOEBE, it's nothing.

>> Look, what's not make a big deal out of

this. It was a one-time thing. It

doesn't even matter.

>> Oh my god.

>> [laughter]

>> I cannot believe you guys are talking

about this. The problems in the bedroom

ARE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN.

ALL RIGHT? NOW, CHANDLER is doing THE

BEST HE CAN.

>> MONICA, MONICA, look at this lamp. Is

this tacky or what? We have to have

this.

>> Rach, I think we have enough regular

lamps.

>> What? Oh, come on. I mean, it's it's not

like it's not like I'm asking for this

girly clock or anything, which by the

way, I also think is really cool.

It doesn't go with any of my stuff.

>> Well, what about my stuff?

>> You don't have any stuff.

>> [laughter]

>> You still think of it as your apartment,

don't you?

Mhm,

no. Yes, you do.

You think of it as your apartment and

I'm just someone who rents a room.

Mhm,

okay, while you mhm on that for a while,

I'm going to go find a place for my new

lamp.

>> [music]

>> Hey, Rach.

>> Yeah.

>> You know what we haven't played in a

while?

>> What?

>> Hide the lamp.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, Monica, let it go.

>> Did you know I was allergic to

shellfish?

>> Well, then you'll just have to eat the

other lamps.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, all right. It was an accident, I

swear. All right, I I was I WAS PUTTING

ON MY JACKET and and the thing and and

the and the lamp and it and it broke.

>> Oh, please, Monica, you've always hated

my lamp.

AND NOW,

ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT'S JUST MAGICALLY

it's just broken?

>> Phoebe, tell her.

>> Okay, I didn't see it cuz I was putting

on my jacket, but I want to believe you.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, Chandler.

>> Monica just broke my seashell lamp.

>> [laughter]

>> Neat.

I'm going to die alone.

>> Okay, you win.

>> Oh, what you got there?

>> Something else that's not yours that you

can break?

>> No, um

I know you like this and I I want you to

have it.

I think it'll look good in our

apartment.

>> Thank you.

>> Hey, new wallet, huh?

>> Oh, yeah, it was time. The old condom

ring in the leather just doesn't say

cool anymore, you know.

>> Rachel,

you just put an empty carton back in the

fridge.

>> Oh, yeah, I know, but the garbage was

full.

>> [laughter]

>> Have you ever taken out the trash?

>> Well, I thought you liked doing it.

>> [laughter]

>> Third door on the left.

>> Right.

>> Oh, hey, Mr. Treeger.

>> Yeah.

>> [laughter]

>> What are you doing?

>> Um

Oh. Oh.

I'm sorry. It's a little old, but

Look. [laughter]

>> You're clogging up the chute I just

spent a half hour unclogging.

>> I'm sorry. I didn't I don't come in here

a lot, so

>> Uh-huh. Yeah, of course you don't. Cuz

you're a little princess.

Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a

candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of

Cats sing happy birthday to me.

>> [laughter]

>> What, you think YOU CAN JUST COME IN

HERE, make a mess, a big man in the

coveralls will come and clean it up,

huh?

Well, why don't you think of someone

else for a change?

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, I'm sorry.

>> God, you're going to cry about it?

Is that my sweater or a handbag

marinara?

>> [laughter]

>> You don't have the guts.

>> Oh, yeah? Well, at least I wasn't too

chicken to tell some guy I thought HE

WAS CUTE.

OW!

OH, ALL RIGHT. STOP!

STOP THE

MADNESS!

>> [laughter]

>> THIS IS CRAZY.

WHO CAN EVEN REMEMBER why you started

fighting in the first place?

>> SHE KNEW THAT I LIKED HIM. SHE WOULDN'T

HAVE DONE IT IF I

>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT STILL, I

LOOK AT YOUR PURSE.

Look at your sweater.

Look at yourselves.

I'll help you fix your sweater.

I'll help you

throw out your purse.

I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing

him.

>> Well, I'm sorry I went out with him when

I knew you liked him.

>> I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves.

>> All right, Monica, if there is something

that you would like to share

>> had no right to go out with him.

>> That is the most ridiculous

>> me out!

>> I DID NOT SELL YOU OUT!

>> Absolutely sold me out! Let me talk!

>> Did you just flick me?

Okay, well, you wouldn't let me finish

and I was just

Ow! THAT HURT!

>> [laughter]

>> QUICK! FLICKING!

>> OW! YOU

>> FLICKING! You flicked me first!

>> Ow!

Ow!

>> STOP!

>> OW!

>> STOP!

>> YOU KNOW, LET'S NOT DO THIS. LET'S

>> OW!

OW!

OW!

OW!

OW!

OW!

OKAY, NOW I'M GOING TO KICK SOME ASS.

>> [screaming]

>> ALL RIGHT. NOW, I WILL LET GO IF you

both stop.

WHAT DO YOU YOU WANT me to stop seeing

him? Is that what you want?

>> Uh-huh.

>> You want me to just call him up and tell

HIM THAT YOU'RE SEEING HIM INSTEAD. IS

THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

>> OKAY.

>> [laughter]

>> OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

>> YES.

>> FINE.

FINE.

>> There we go.

>> You know what? If we were in prison, you

guys would be LIKE MY

>> HEY, RACH, COME ON. WE'RE GOING TO BE

LATE FOR THE EYE DOCTOR APPOINTMENT.

>> All right. Let's get this over with.

UGH.

OH, NO.

LOOK WHAT I DID.

>> [laughter]

>> I MEAN, look at this mess. I mean, we're

going to probably have to clean this up,

you know? I mean, we're going to have to

reschedule.

>> [laughter]

>> If you thought that this mess was going

to bother me, you are wrong. All right,

let's go, Blinky.

>> [laughter]

>> Kill her.

>> Oh my god. [music]

What does that thing do?

>> Mhm.

>> Uh, that's an eye removal machine.

>> All right, I'm out of here.

>> I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Uh-oh.

>> Hi, Rachel.

>> Hey.

>> I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were

a little nervous, but don't worry,

everything's going to be just fine.

>> So, we're done then?

>> Almost, but first we got to start.

>> Okay.

>> This is the glaucoma test.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Sit down.

>> Okay.

>> Put your chin here.

>> Mhm.

>> Now,

you're going to feel a small puff of air

in each eye.

>> A what what?

A small puff of air. Now, come on.

>> [laughter]

>> Here we go.

>> All right.

>> 1 2 3

>> Okay.

I'm sorry. All right. I'm going to stay

in here this time.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay.

>> Ready?

>> Mhm.

>> 1 2

>> I'm sorry.

You know what? I'm going to hold her

head.

>> Okay.

>> [laughter]

>> That's okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

Okay.

>> 1

>> Mhm.

>> 2

>> I'm sorry.

>> You know what? You're young. You

probably don't HAVE GLAUCOMA.

>> OH.

>> [laughter]

>> OKAY. SO, IT'S VERY VERY NICE TO MEET

YOU, SIR. AND I'M OW! HEY! WHAT are you

Are you crazy?

>> Okay. You have a small minor infection

in that left eye. I want you to take

these drops three times a day for a

week, and you'll be as good as new.

>> Yeah, no. I I don't I don't put things

in my eye.

>> Okay, then. I guess we'll see you back

here in 3 months.

>> Great.

>> And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

>> Okay. Just give me the damn drops.

>> [laughter]

>> Dr. Miller?

P E C F D

>> [laughter]

>> Very good, Monica.

Do you know where they are?

>> I sure do.

>> [laughter]

>> And you know

>> Good one.

Okay.

>> [snorts]

[laughter]

>> Not even close. Okay. Well, then you

know what? Help me. I need help. I can't

do this. All right. Come on. Let's do

it.

Come on.

>> All right. Sit down.

>> All right.

>> All right. Put your head back.

>> Yes.

>> All right.

>> Okay.

Now, open your eyes.

>> Okay. They are.

>> [laughter]

>> How many fingers am I holding up?

>> Four.

>> Oh my god, I was thinking four.

>> Really?

>> Yes.

>> [laughter]

>> All right, you know what? Why don't we

start with a practice one, okay?

>> Okay.

>> No drugs.

>> Great.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> On three, one, two, three.

>> My pillow's all wet.

>> Well, well, you said it was practice.

>> Then why did you move?

>> Because I knew you were lying.

>> [laughter]

>> ALL RIGHT, COME HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT MONICA, stop it.

OH MY GOD, STOP IT.

>> I AM

GOING I'M GOING TO TURN IT OVER. I AM

GOING TO GET

>> HEY.

>> Get these SOCKS IN YOUR EYES.

>> OH MY GOD, you really ARE FREAKISHLY

STRONG.

>> [laughter]

>> OH MY GOD.

>> MONICA, STOP IT.

>> DAMN IT, CINDY.

>> WELL, [laughter]

YOU KNOW, IF JOEY AND CHANDLER WALKED IN

RIGHT NOW, we could make a fortune.

>> Can you pass me the TV Guide?

>> YEAH.

>> GO.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> OH MY GOD, HOLD IT OPEN.

>> OKAY.

>> [cheering and applause]

>> WE'LL SEE YOU IN ABOUT THREE OR FOUR

HOURS.

>> TA-DA.

>> Are we greeting each other this way now?

Because I LIKE THAT.

>> LOOK,

I CLEANED. I did the windows, I did the

floors. I've even used all those

attachments on the vacuum, except for

that little round one with the bristles.

I don't know what that's for.

>> Oh yeah, nobody knows, and we're not

supposed to ask.

>> So, what do you think?

>> Very clean.

>> Really, really, it looks great.

>> Oh.

I I I see you moved the green ottoman.

>> [laughter]

>> How did that happen?

>> I don't know. I thought it looked better

there.

And I And also it's an extra seat on the

coffee table.

>> Yeah, it's interesting.

>> [laughter]

>> But you know what? Just for fun, let's

see what it looked like in the old spot.

>> [laughter]

>> Just to compare.

See. Ha! Well, it looks good there, too.

>> Let's just leave it there for a while.

>> [laughter]

>> Can't believe you tried to move the

green ottoman.

>> Thank god you didn't try to fan out the

magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your

eyes right out.

>> GUYS, I AM NOT that bad.

>> Yeah, you are, Monica.

Remember if I lived with you? You were

like a little, YOU KNOW,

>> [laughter]

>> THAT IS SO UNFAIR.

>> OH, COME ON. When we were kids, yours

was the only Raggedy Ann doll that

wasn't raggedy.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, so I'm responsible. I'm organized.

But hey, I can be a kook.

>> [laughter]

>> All right, you madcap gal.

Try to imagine this. The phone bill

arrives, but you don't pay it right

away.

>> Why not?

>> Because you're a kook.

>> [laughter]

>> INSTEAD, YOU WAIT UNTIL THEY SEND you a

notice.

>> I could do that. Okay. Okay. Then you

let me go grocery shopping, and I buy

laundry detergent, but it's not the one

with the easy pour spout.

>> Why would SOMEONE DO THAT?

>> [laughter]

>> ONE MIGHT WONDER.

>> SOMEONE'S LEFT A glass on the coffee

table. There's no coaster. It's a cold

drink. It's a hot day.

Little beads of condensation are inching

their way closer and closer to the

surface of the wood.

>> STOP IT!

>> [laughter]

>> OH MY GOD.

IT'S TRUE. WHO am I?

>> Monica.

You're mom.

>> [music]

>> I GOT TO BED GUYS.

>> NIGHT.

>> NIGHT MONICA.

>> Uh mom, you you're going to leave your

shoes out here?

Uh-huh.

>> [laughter]

>> Really? Just just casually strewn about

in

that reckless haphazard manner?

>> [laughter]

>> Doesn't matter.

I'll get them tomorrow or not.

Whenever.

>> She is a cook.

>> [laughter]

>> If it bothers you that much, just go out

and get the shoes.

No, don't do this.

This is stupid. I don't have to prove

anything. I'm going to go get them.

But then everyone will know.

>> [laughter]

>> Unless I get them and then wake up

really early and put them back.

I need help.

>> Sorry Pheebs, I guess I'm just really

sad that I'm leaving. I'm going to miss

you so much.

>> Well,

this doesn't have to be so sad though,

you know? Maybe instead of just thinking

about how much you're going to miss each

other, you should like think about some

of the things that you're not going to

miss.

>> [laughter]

>> I don't think there's anything.

>> Come on, there's got to be something.

>> No.

She's perfect.

>> I have one.

>> Great, okay, you can go first.

>> Uh well, I guess I'm not going to miss

the fact that you're never allowed to

move the phone pin.

>> [laughter]

>> Good, that's a good one. Okay, Monica,

anything? You know, does Rachel move the

phone pin?

>> [laughter]

>> Uh, sometimes.

>> Always, actually.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, there you go. Does everyone feel

better?

>> Not just the phone pin.

I never get my messages.

>> You get your messages?

>> Yeah, well, I don't think it really

counts if you have to read them off the

back of your hand after you fall asleep

on the couch.

>> So, so you missed a message from who?

Chandler?

Or your mom?

>> [laughter]

>> Or Chandler?

Or your mom?

>> [laughter]

>> 30 seconds on the clock. Five correct

questions wins the day. The lightning

round begins

>> Now, what is Joey's favorite food?

>> Sandwiches.

>> Correct.

Chandler was how old when he first

touched a girl's breast?

>> 14?

>> No, 19.

>> Thanks, man.

>> [laughter]

>> Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.

His name was

>> Maurice.

>> Correct. His profession WAS

>> OH, SPACE COWBOY.

>> CORRECT.

WHAT IS CHANDLER BING'S JOB?

>> [laughter]

>> OH GOSH, does it have something to do

with numbers and processing?

He carries a briefcase.

>> 10 seconds, you need this or you lose

THE GAME.

>> OH, IT'S UM IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH

TRANSPONDERS.

>> OH, OH, he's a transponster!

TRANSPONSTER!

>> [laughter]

>> THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!

I CAN GET THIS. I CAN GET THIS.

OH MY

>> I'M GOING TO THE ROOF. WHO'S WITH ME?

>> NO, I can't. I got to go.

>> Come on, an 80-ft inflatable dog loose

over the city? How often does that

happen?

>> Almost never.

>> [laughter]

>> Got the keys?

>> Oh, okay.

I saw the giant dog shadow fall over the

park.

>> Yeah, but did they have to shoot him

down? I mean, that was just mean.

>> Okay.

Right about now, the turkey should be

crispy on the outside, juicy on the

inside.

Why are we standing here?

>> We're waiting for you to open the door.

You've got the keys.

>> No, I don't.

>> [laughter]

>> Yes, you do. When we left, you said,

"Got the keys?"

>> No, I didn't. I asked, "Got the keys?"

>> No, no, no. You said, "Got the keys."

>> Either of you have the keys?

>> [laughter]

>> The oven is on.

>> Oh, I've got to get my ticket.

>> Well, wait, wait. We have a copy of your

key.

>> WELL, THEN GET IT. GET IT.

>> HEY, HEY. THAT TONE won't make me go any

faster.

>> Joey?

>> That one will.

>> I swear you said you had THE KEYS.

>> NO, I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T SAY I HAD the

keys unless I had the keys, AND I

OBVIOUSLY DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.

>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, that's it. Enough

with the keys. No one say keys.

Why would I have the keys?

>> [laughter]

>> Aside from the fact that you said you

had them?

>> But I didn't.

>> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE.

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY RESPONSIBILITY.

Isn't it Isn't it enough that I'm making

Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? YOU

KNOW, EVERYONE WANTS A DIFFERENT KIND OF

POTATO. SO, I'M MAKING DIFFERENT KINDS

OF POTATOES. YOU KNOW, DOES ANYBODY CARE

WHAT KIND of potatoes I WANT? NO.

NO.

NO.

YOU KNOW, JUST AS LONG AS PHOEBE GETS

HER PEAS AND ONIONS, AND MARIO GETS HIS

TOTS, AND

GET

MY FIRST THANKSGIVING, AND I

IT'S ALL

BURNT, AND

>> [laughter]

>> HEY, MONICA. ONLY DOGS CAN HEAR YOU NOW.

[laughter]

LOOK, the door's open. Here we go.

>> Oh, god.

>> Well,

turkey's burnt.

Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are

ruined. POTATOES ARE RUINED.

>> [laughter]

>> THIS DOESN'T smell like mom's.

>> No, it doesn't, does it? BUT YOU WANTED

LOBSTER ROSS. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

YOU GOT ONE.

>> [laughter]

>> OH

GOD, THIS IS GREAT. THE PLANE IS GONE,

so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys.

>> Hey, we all had better plans, okay? This

was nobody's first choice.

>> Oh, really? So, WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS

TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING

DINNER?

>> [laughter]

>> NOW, THIS FEELS like Thanksgiving.

Okay, who wants light cheese and who

wants dark cheese?

Who would even want to know about the

dark cheese?

>> [laughter]

>> Does anybody want to split this with me?

>> No, I will.

>> Mm, you guys have to make a wish.

>> Make a wish?

>> Come on, YOU KNOW, THANKSGIVING.

>> [laughter]

>> WOOHOO! YOU GOT THE BIGGER HALF. What

did you wish for?

>> The bigger half.

>> Oh, hi.

Hi.

Richard just told me he loved me.

>> Oh my god.

>> I know.

>> Honey, that's great.

>> I know.

I just can't find

>> in the top drawer.

You need one, too?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> There's only one.

>> Monica.

>> Hi.

Uh we'll be right there. We just um

we're trying to decide something.

>> Rachel.

>> [cheering]

[applause]

[laughter]

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

They're just trying to decide something.

>> Oh, good. Good. Good.

>> [laughter]

>> So, is um was your mustache did did it

used to be different?

>> No.

>> Oh.

How do you uh you know, keep it so neat?

>> [laughter]

>> I have a little comb.

>> Oh.

And what do you call that?

>> A mustache.

>> Thank you.

>> Okay. I I will do your laundry for 1

month.

>> No.

>> Okay. OKAY. OKAY. I WILL I WILL I will I

Hey, I will clean the apartment for 2

months.

>> All right. I'll tell you what. I'll give

this to you now if you can tell me where

we keep the dustpan.

>> So, were you in 'Nam?

>> [laughter]

>> Rock, paper, scissors?

1 2 3 YES!

>> FINE.

GO HAVE SEX.

>> NO! YOU HAVE GOT IT completely wrong.

Jon Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. Jon

Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel

his legs.

>> No. No. No way. You've got it totally

the other way around, my friend. Jon

Voight was what? What? Oh, uh

>> [laughter]

>> Shall we?

>> It's not going to happen.

They're doing it tonight. We can do it

tomorrow.

>> Hey.

>> Hey, check it out. This is unbelievable.

Joey has been holding his breath for

ALMOST 4 MINUTES.

>> [laughter]

>> DUDE, IS HE TRYING TO KILL ME?

>> PHOEBE, I want to ask you something.

>> Uh-huh, what?

>> Um well, since I'm moving out and and

you're so beautiful,

>> Uh-huh.

>> um

how would I move in with you?

>> Well, that would be great, but then what

do we do about Denise?

>> [laughter]

>> Who's Denise?

>> My roommate.

>> You have a roommate?

>> Yes, Denise. Denise.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, what is with the secrecy, Phoebe?

Huh? And what about this Denise? She

cute?

>> Phoebe, I don't understand. How can you

have a roommate that none of us know

about?

>> Maybe because you never listen to

anything that I say. I TALK ABOUT HER

ALL THE TIME. DENISE!

>> HEY, GRACE, LISTEN. I WAS THINKING UH

I'M GOING TO HAVE AN EXTRA room over at

my place.

>> Oh, that's true.

>> Yeah, why don't you move in with me?

It'll be great. We get like stay up late

talking and watch movies and you know

about naked Thursdays, right?

>> Yeah, yeah, I think I'm going to find my

own place.

>> Hey, hey.

>> I thought naked Thursdays was just our

thing, man.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
celebrate /ˈsɛl.ə.breɪt/ B1	verb - 庆祝
selfish /ˈsɛl.fɪʃ/ B2	adjective - 自私
thunder /ˈθʌn.dər/ B2	noun - 雷声
tacky /ˈtæk.i/ C2	adjective - 俗气的
apartment /əˈpɑːrt.mənt/ A1	noun - 公寓
allergic /əˈlɜːr.dʒɪk/ B2	adjective - 过敏的
accident /ˈæk.sɪ.dənt/ A2	noun - 事故
clog /klɒɡ/ B2	verb - 堵塞
ridiculous /rɪˈdɪk.jə.ləs/ B1	adjective - 荒谬的
flick /flɪk/ C1	verb - 轻弹
reschedule /ˌriːˈskedʒ.uːl/ B2	verb - 改期
glaucoma /ɡlɔːˈkoʊ.mə/ C2	noun - 青光眼
infection /ɪnˈfek.ʃən/ B2	noun - 感染
fortune /ˈfɔːr.tʃuːn/ B2	noun - 财富
ottoman /ˈɒt.ə.mən/ C2	noun - 脚凳
responsible /rɪˈspɒn.sə.bəl/ B1	adjective - 负责任的
condensation /ˌkɒn.denˈseɪ.ʃən/ C1	noun - 凝结
haphazard /ˌhæpˈhæz.əd/ C2	adjective - 随意的

重点语法结构

• I've been waiting my whole life to be engaged.

  ➔ 现在完成进行时

  ➔ 用于描述从过去开始并持续到现在的动作。

• You kind of stole my thunder.

  ➔ 一般过去时

  ➔ 用于描述过去完成的动作。

• We're going to be late for the eye doctor appointment.

  ➔ 用 'going to' 表示的将来时

  ➔ 用于表达将来的计划或即将发生的事件。

• If we were in prison, you guys would be like my family.

  ➔ 虚拟语气（第二条件句）

  ➔ 用于谈论当前虚构或不真实的状况。

• You shouldn't have done it.

  ➔ 情态动词完成式

  ➔ 用于表达对过去行为的批评或后悔。

• I'm going to turn it over.

  ➔ 将来意图

  ➔ 表达说话时的决定或明确的意图。

• It doesn't even matter.

  ➔ 一般现在时（否定式）

  ➔ 用于陈述事实或普遍真理。

• I've been waiting my whole life to be engaged.

  ➔ 被动语态（不定式）

  ➔ 侧重于动作的承受者（'to be engaged'）。