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[中文]

嘿伙计们，看看这个。检查

这个宝贝。给我挖了个坑[笑声]

>> 很棒的洞，乔。

>> 哦，不。不，我的洞。

>> 什么？什么？它是什么？

>> 水母蜇伤。哦。好痛。好痛。

很痛。

>> 我们可以帮忙吗？您希望我们带您

回屋吗？

>> 哦，大约有两英里。

>> 是的。

挖洞让我有点累了。

>> 哦，该死。水母。该死的

水母。

>> 我必须做点什么。

>> 好吧，

实际上只能做一件事。

>> 什么？它是什么？

>> 你必须在上面撒尿。

>> 什么？

罗斯，

>> 别怪我。我在

探索频道上看到了它。

>> 你知道吗？他是对的。有

类似呃氨的东西，

可以止痛。

>> 好吧，算了。

这并没有什么坏处。

>> 如果您想要一些隐私，可以使用我的

家。

好的。

>> 不，乔伊。我们发誓永远不会说出去。

>> 他们永远不会明白。 [笑声]

>> 我们必须说点什么。我们必须把

它拿出来。它正在把我活活吃掉。

>> 莫妮卡被水母蜇了。

>> 好吧。

>> 好吧。

[笑声]

我被蜇了。

被蜇得很厉害。 [笑声]

我受不了了。我无法行走。

>> 我们距离房子有两英里。

[笑声]

我们很害怕，很孤独。

我们认为我们无法成功。

[笑声]

>> 我太痛苦了。我因挖这个大洞而感到疲倦

。 [笑声]

然后乔伊想起了一件事。

>> 我在 Discovery

频道上看到过这个东西。

>> 等一下。我在

探索频道上看到了这一点。是的。关于水母

以及如果你

>> 呃，

你会如何撒尿在自己身上。

>> 呃。

你不能这么说。你你不知道。

我以为我要昏倒了

疼痛。无论如何，我尝试过，但我

不可能那样。

所以，[笑声]

没错。我走上前去。

>> 她是我的朋友，她需要帮助。

如果有必要的话，我会在你们任何一个人身上撒尿。

[笑声]

[鼓掌]

只是呃我不能。

[笑声]

我怯场了。

我想帮忙，但

压力太大了。所以，所以我呃我转向

钱德勒。

>> 我的意思是，我妈妈从来没有想过这会

成功。

她曾经是个骗子，一直是

骗子。 [笑声]

>> 嗯。

>> 哦，我只是希望我们没有失去那

四个月。

但如果您需要时间来

获得一些见解，

我们正在休息。

>> 咖啡馆赌注。

>> 郑重声明，花了两个人

才结束了这段关系。

>> 是的。你和那个来自副本

地点的女孩，昨天你承担了

的全部责任。

>> 我不知道我要承担

的责任。好的。我没有

写完整封信。

>> 什么？

>> 我睡着了。

>> 你睡着了吗？ [笑声]

那是早上 5:30，你

漫无目的地写了 18 页，

[笑声]

前后。

哦，顺便说一下，y 撇号 r e

表示您是。 Y r 表示您的。

>> 你知道，我不敢相信我什至想过

与你复合。我们

就这样结束了。

我觉得很好。

>>哦。哦，还有嘿，嘿，嘿。当

拼写技巧将会派上用场。

您周六晚上在家

与莫妮卡玩拼字游戏时，这些小

>> 嘿，

>> 抱歉。

[笑声]

>> 我只是对你将错过的所有睡眠感到难过

。希望你和我一起

。

>> 哦，不。不，你不用担心我

睡着了。我还有你的

信。

>> 哇，撕破了。

这真是太棒了。

>> 我要告诉你多少次？

您转动并滑动。你知道，转动并

滑动。

>> 你不能转动和滑动。你把它

扔掉了。

我厌倦了每次穿好衣服都要注射破伤风

。

>> 好吧，我们不会把它扔掉。我用自己的双手建造了

这个东西。

>> 好的。我们

卖掉它怎么样？

>> 好的。但你必须

告诉他们。

>> 您介意我们把您安排在不同的

柜子里吗？他们似乎对此没什么意见。

>> 这是适合您的单元，我的朋友。

结构坚固，大量存储

隔间，有些隔间大到足以容纳

成年男子。 [笑声]

什么？哦，是的。我自己也进去过

一次。我的室友跟我赌五块钱，

我赌不了。然后他把一块木板

穿过把手，把我锁在里面。

这很有趣，直到我开始感觉

我在棺材里。

>> 不，你不能融入那个东西。

这还不够深。

>> 哦，是的。

如果我不能，

我会将

单位的价格降低 5 美元。

>> 好吧，你有一个交易。

>> 好的。 [笑声]

看，我告诉过你了。

有时我来这里只是为了

远离它。 [笑声]

>> 嘿，五分钱。

[笑声]

>> 天哪。 [笑声]

>> 什么

你还好吗？

>> 是的。

发生了什么？

>> 天啊，他答应过他不会坐

的椅子。

到底发生了什么？你怎么

被锁在那里？

我们的东西到底在哪里？ [笑声]

>> 好吧，这个人过来看看

单元，他说他认为

单元不够大，无法容纳一个成年男子。

所以，你是不由自主的？我正在尝试

进行销售。

>> 哦，伙计。如果我再次遇到那个家伙

，你知道我要做什么吗？

>> 弯腰。

哇，他们真的抓住了你们。你的电视，

椅子。

>> 是的，你的微波炉、立体声音响。

>> 天啊，他拿走了黑桃 5。

[笑声]

哦，不。不，在这儿。

[欢呼]

>> 天哪。发生了什么？

>>哦。嗯，乔伊出生了，然后 28 年

后我被抢劫了。 [笑声]

>> 哦。呃，你知道，我有一个额外的蒲团。

老兄，你不用吹牛。我们在这里什么也没得到

。 [笑声]

>> 包装好你所有的圣诞礼物。

>> 不。

>> 我呃哦，我每天早上都会给你榨新鲜的橙子

汁

>> 加上额外的果肉。

>> 是的。

>> 不，

[笑声]

我明白了。

>> 你没有。

>> 我明白了。将会有关于此的谣言

。没有办法阻止它。

苏菲知道。莫妮卡和菲比知道。

>> 莫妮卡和菲比是怎么知道的？

>> 哦，我给他们打电话了。

>> 当他们问我看到了什么时，我可以

非常慷慨

，也可以非常小气。

>> 继续。

>> 我可以让你成为传奇。

我可以让你成为这一代的米尔顿

布尔。 [笑声]

而 Milton Burl 有

>> 不，不是与你相比。

>> 你好。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

>> 你好，钱德勒。 [笑声]

>> 我爱你。

>> 嘿，发生了什么事？

>> 哦，

>> 不，他没有。

[笑声]

持续了两个小时。

>> 大家好，我是乔希。乔什，这些是我的

朋友。那是罗斯。

>> 嘿乔希。

>> 嗨

>> 伙计们。

>> 那么你在大学打球吗？

>> 哦，我还是这么想。明年我希望能进入

大学。

>> 罗斯，你在高中

学校踢过呃足球吗？哦，不，等等，是这样的。您

刚刚在

您的 Commodore 64 上组织了他们的比赛日程。

>> 好吧，已经晚了。我得开始

游戏了。那么，我就先走了。

>> 好的。

>> 我会想念你的。

>> 太棒了。

>> 哇。可爱的木头。

>> 非常可爱。

>> 我知道。他不是很棒吗？很高兴

终于建立了一段有趣的关系。你

知道，他一点也不无聊。

呃打赌他甚至从未踏足过

博物馆。

>> 好吧，也许他很快就会离开。你

知道，比如参加班级旅行之类的。

>> 你知道

他还有什么真正伟大的地方吗？哦，对于一个在

来说，该用什么词来形容？

卧室里没有恐龙玩具的成年人

>> 嗯，

>> 那是什么？

>> 莫妮卡知道。这是

罗斯编造的愚蠢的东西，试图愚弄我们的父母。

这是一种无需

实际伸出手指的方式。

>> 我记得你编出这句话的那天晚上我哭了

。这是我第一次

意识到我比我的

哥哥更酷。 [笑声]

好吧，我要为今晚的约会做好准备

。那么，呃，我就

头

你们有包装纸吗？

>> 哦，这是给我的生日礼物吗？

>> 费用，

几个月前是你的生日。

>> 是的，但请记住，您说过您订购了

一些特别的东西，但

还没到。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，我接到了关于此事的电话。

>> 好的。

>> 实际上，这是为呃凯西

生日准备的。这是她

最喜欢的书的早期版本。

>> 哦，天鹅绒兔子。我的天啊。

当男孩的爱让兔子

变得真实。

>> 好的，但不要碰它，因为你的

手指上有破坏性的油脂。

>> 好吧，那么你最好让它远离

罗斯的头发。 [笑声]

>> 所以，这是非常罕见的。你是怎么得到

的？

>> 哦，这没什么大不了的。我刚刚去了

几家书店，与

几位经销商交谈，还给两位

作者的孙子打电话。

>> 钱，真是太好了。

>> 是的。这是一个多么好的方式来表达我

暗恋你，室友的

女朋友。

没有这么说，

>> 是吗？

>> 当

你给她买了一些难以置信的

有意义且昂贵的东西，而她的

男友乔伊给了她一个橘子时，你认为会是什么样子？

>> 我做到了。我完成了。这一切都是我自己做的

。而且没有人可以拥抱。

>> 嘿。嘿，你们，我一个人完成了

十字路口。拥抱我。

>> 耶。

>> 恭喜。

>> 谢谢。

>> 嘿，餐饮怎么样？

>> 哦，太棒了。寡妇不肯

付钱，所以菲比对她大喊大叫，直到她

付了钱。

>> 是的，我是个硬汉。 [笑声]

>> 我是个胆小鬼

，我们应该成为合作伙伴。

>> 是的，硬汉和胆小鬼。我们可以打击

犯罪。

等一下，菲比。

我们应该成为合作伙伴。我们应该成为

餐饮合作伙伴。我的意思是，考虑一下

。你现在没有工作，我们

在一起度过了一段美好的时光。

>> 好的。我可以做饭，你可以照顾

的钱。

>> 是的。哦，就像我在

50 年代有一个妻子一样。

>> 嗯，你应该将我的

作品视为无言的有声诗。

>> 这就是我

>> 天哪。晚的。 [笑声]

[音乐]

[笑声]

[笑声]

他

>> [笑声]

[鼓掌]

>> 男孩，那太棒了

。

[笑声]

真的

发牢骚。

>> 哇。原来是这么伤的。

>> 真的吗？我的意思是，真的吗？

>> 是的。我的意思是，你应该在公共场合玩。

>> 哦，谢谢你们。那是哦，我想要

，我想为你演奏另一首曲子。嗯

哦，我把呃直升机声音留在了

另一张光盘上。我马上回来。好的。

[笑声]

>> 令人兴奋的

无限时间。

您知道，大约

三个街区外有一家星巴克。 [笑声]

他

>> 深受启发。看看他。看看他

走吧。

[笑声]

>> [鼓掌]

>> 谢谢。

>> 嘿，下一个不是你吗？

>> 哦，不。今晚我不玩了。为什么

不呢？ [笑声]

我无法跟上罗斯。

凯伦，这就像那些可怜的

骑自行车的人不得不跟随

披头士乐队一样。 WHO？ [笑声]

天哪，他输了。 [音乐]他

完全迷失了。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

这是再糟糕不过的音乐了。

地下室里有老鼠

上吊自杀。

>> 谢谢。谢谢。

是的，我把它弄丢了。

>> 你知道吗？我不会再玩

了。

>> 之后你能完成我的

>> 吗？是的。 [笑声]

>> 不，我的意思是，如果我能帮忙的话。

>> 是的。就像我可能会失去它一样。

什么？

>> 我是故意打得不好的，伙计们。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，所以你一直想表现不好

。

>> 是的。不，只是

感恩节的最后一首歌。

>> 我知道。它病了。为什么会生病？

因为它是理查德的儿子。这就像

邀请一场希腊悲剧来吃

晚餐。 [笑声]

>> 嘿，来吧，皮特。你明白，

不是吗？

>> 是的，我可以看到我在哪里是你最好的

镜头，但没有。

抱歉，亲爱的。我认为这是扭曲的。

>> 是的。

>> 什么是扭曲的？

>> 我和理查德的儿子出去。

>>呃。

>> 呃。呃。呃。

>> 对我来说听起来真是个坏主意。

>> 他在那里还好吗？

>> 他很好。

>> 嘿，你知道，伙计，如果你和理查德的儿子之间的事情顺利

，你将

能够告诉你的孩子你和他们的祖父睡了

。

好吧，你想怎么评判就怎么评判，但是嫁给了

一个女同性恋，把一个男人留在了祭坛上，

爱上了一个同性恋冰舞者，把

女孩的木腿扔进了火里，住在

盒子里，

>>哦，他现在不能说话。

[笑声]

>> 为什么不呢？这是怎么回事？

>> 好吧，他正试图向乔伊展示

他对他来说有多重要

>> 通过在一个盒子里。

>> 乔伊有理由。

>> 它们有三重。

哦，好吧，呃，

你无法说话可能

实际上会让这件事变得更容易。

听着，嗯，

[笑声]

听着，

我不想成为

两个最好朋友之间的人。

我只是无法忍受

这对你们造成的影响，我不想成为

的原因。所以，

我想我们再也见不到对方了

。

我要去芝加哥我妈妈家。

我要在那里呆一段时间。

我认为这可能是

真正令人惊奇的事情。

但是，您知道，这可能是

最好的。

你知道，

我会想念你的。

再见，钱德勒。

>> [笑声]

>> 打开盒子。

>> 我弟弟结婚了。

>> 伙计们，你们为什么不告诉我你们是

滑雪者？

>> 因为它就这样发生了。你知道，

我们当时在法院。我们正在吃

午餐。

>> 等等，等等。我们为什么在

法院？

>> 我们正在吃午饭。 [笑声]

>> 是的。然后突然之间，我们

说，“嘿，你知道，我们在这里。我们

吃午饭。我们结婚吧。”正确的。

>> [笑声]

>> 一年半前，我什至

不知道我有一个兄弟。现在我也有一个

妹妹。 [笑声]

>> 哦，太棒了。哦，

>> 好的。

好的。 [笑声]

别说了。不。

>> 那么，我现在要给你送一份礼物。

有什么需要吗？

>> 呃，是的。

自从我们订婚以来，我们就一直在尝试怀孕呃

。

以为我们会在

件事上取得进展，你知道。没有人会变得更年轻

[笑声]

>>因为问题是我们嗯我们无法

能够，你知道，呃怀孕，你

知道，

>>并且我们已经尝试了一切。我们见过

一群医生。

>> 是的。他们和他们说

我们生孩子的唯一机会是

，如果他们取出我的精子和她的卵子，然后将

放在一个培养皿中，然后将其

放入另一个女孩体内。所以，我们想知道

您是否可以成为我们可以

放入的女孩。

[笑声]

>> 这是一份非常好的礼物。

>> 你做到了吗？

>> 是的。是的，我们发生了性关系。

>> 呃哦。很糟糕。

>> 这很好，你知道，但她没有

同意我的观点，就像她同意

乔伊的观点一样强烈。

她更像是，“呃，我明白你的

观点。我同意。”

这是第一次。您知道，

第一次并不总是达成很多共识。

次。

>> 是的。反正不适合女孩。大家都同意

。 [笑声]

>> 看，你必须帮助我，好吗？我的意思是，

我知道如何对待女人，你

知道吗？我知道一切都去哪儿了。

总是很好。但我需要知道

是什么让它从美好变成我的上帝，

有人在那里杀了她。

>> 好吧，我要向你展示

一些很多人不知道的东西。请给我

那个便签本。

>> 好吧。

[清喉咙] 现在，

>> 好吧，你不必画一个真正的

哇，她很性感。

>> 现在，每个人都知道基本的无性同体

区域。您得到一、二、三、四、

五、六和七。

>> 有七个。 [笑声]

>> 让我看看。

哦，是的。

[笑声]

>> 这是一个

>> 很重要的一个。 [笑声]

>> 哦，你知道，你知道吗？我

上下颠倒地看着它。

>> 嗯，你知道，有时这会有所帮助。

[笑声]

[鼓掌]

>> 好的。现在，大多数人都会打呃一，

二，三，然后打到七并扎营

。

那太糟糕了。

>> 好吧，如果你去迪士尼乐园，你不会

花一整天的时间在喇叭上。

>> 好吧，如果我们是

七，你可能会这样做。

>> 好的。呃，重要的是

慢慢来。您想要将它们全部击中

，并且想要将它们混合在一起。你必须

让他们保持警惕。

>> 脚趾。

[笑声]

>> 是的。对于某些人来说。 [笑声]

好吧。 [清喉咙]你可以呃

从一个小一开始，一个二，一个

一，二，三，三，

一个五，

一个四，一个三，二，二，一个二，四，

六，二，四，六，四，二，二，

四，七，[笑声]

五，七，六，七，七，

七。

七。七。七。七。七。

七。七。

>> 先生们，你们先起来。

>> 好的。好的。你有 30 秒的时间。

闪电回合开始。停止吧。

[笑声]

>> 现在，当莫妮卡

担任曲棍球守门员时，她的昵称是什么？

>> 大胖守门员。

>> 正确。 [笑声]

RACHEL 声称这是她最喜欢的

电影。

>> 危险的地方。

>> 正确。她最喜欢的电影是

>> 伯尼的周末。

>> 正确。

[笑声]

>> 14 岁时，莫妮卡

被一根铅笔卡在了她身体的哪个部位？

>> 谁？

呃。不，[笑声]

>> 她的耳朵。

好吧。莫妮卡对她的

条毛巾进行了分类。有多少个类别？

>> 日常使用。喜欢

>> 客人。奇特的客人。

>> 两秒。

>> 11.

>> 11. 难以置信。 11 是正确的。

>> 好吧，这是四个人。

女士们，你们起来了。

>> 好吧。快点。

[笑声]

>> 时钟还剩 30 秒。正确答对 5 题

题即可赢得游戏。闪电

轮现在开始。乔伊

最喜欢的食物是什么？

>> 三明治。

>> 正确。

>> 钱德勒第一次

触摸女孩的乳房时多大了？

>> 14。

>> 不，19。

>> 谢谢，伙计。 [笑声]

>> 乔伊有一个想象中的儿时朋友。

他的名字是

>> 莫里斯。

>> 正确。他的职业是

>>太空牛仔。

>> 正确。

[笑声]

>> Chandler Bing 的工作是什么？

天哪。这与

数字和处理有关。嗯，它携带

一个公文包。

>> 10 秒。你需要这个，否则你就会输掉

游戏。

>> 嗯，它与

转发有关。哦。哦。哦。他是一个跨

跨性别怪物。

[笑声]

>> 这甚至不是一个词。

我能得到这个。我能得到这个。

>> [鼓掌]

[笑声]

>> 找不到垃圾袋。

>> 哦，好吧，我想我在这里看到了一些。

[尖叫]

[笑声]

>> 这是什么？

>> 我不知道，但也许如果我们把

抽屉关上，它就会死掉。

>> 我们住在这里。

[笑声]

什么？什么？它是什么？

>> 你看到壁橱的尺寸了吗？

[笑声]

>> 我不敢相信我们住在这里。

>> 好的，准备好了。

来吧。

>> 准备好了吗？

>> 来吧。

>> 天啊。

哇。

>> 嘿，美丽。 [喘气]

>> 哦，你连续两天

都在做什么？

>> 差不多了。 [笑声]

>> 你觉得地板怎么样？

>> 我不知道。看起来是一样的。

>> 你以前有地毯。

>> 哦，是的。

>> 所以，我做了零食。

>> 请出去玩。好的。我只是

想让我的眼睛休息一下

。

>> 来吧。您希望我们稍后

回来吗？

>> 哦，不，不，不。留下来，留下来，留下来。只要

继续说话即可。

我永远是女主人。

>> 我刚刚摆脱一段非常认真的

关系。

>> 我知道。我刚刚摆脱

婚姻。我的意思是，谈论

是，

>> 对吗？但我只是认为这

发生得太早了。

>> 哦，太快了。也。

面对现实吧，亲爱的。这次我不会让你离开

。

>> 我听到了。

[笑声]

>> 但不幸的是，

我的公司要把我调到海外。

[笑声]

>> 哦不。

也在哪里？

去巴黎。

>> 不，不，不是巴黎。

>> 哦，去伦敦。哦，罗马。维也纳。哦，

巴塞罗那。

>> 好的。你能停止说话

秒吗？

>> 也门。

>> 没错。是的，我将被转移

到也门。

>> 什么时候？

>> 我不太清楚。

>> 好吧，我只需要吸收每一

盎司钱德勒·宾，直到那一刻

到来。 [笑声]

>> 但我知道是明天的某个时候。

你知道，呃，你真的不必

帮我收拾行李。

>> 哦，好吧，当你说从现在到

要做的就是收拾行李，你真的

离开时你

没有给我留下太多选择，不是吗？

>> 好吧，我以为我做到了，但我想我

没有。

>> 嘿，发生了什么事？

>> 哦，我正在收拾行李。你知道，我正在收拾行李

，因为我明天要搬到也门。

[笑声]

>> 谢谢你告诉我。

我要假装搬到也门。

好的。这是我摆脱

她的唯一方法。

>> 哦，不错。

>> 也门呢？这实际上听起来像是一个

真实的国家。 [笑声]

>> 嘿，钱德勒，来吧。我将

向您展示如何卷起内衣

并将其塞进鞋子里。它确实节省了

空间。

>> 是的。不，我这样做是因为它让我看起来

更高。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，钱德勒，来吧。

>> 好吧，乔伊，交易对我来说是谎言。

>> 不。

你知道，你真的不必带

我去机场。

>> 哦，拜托。每一刻都很珍贵。

你知道，此外，有人必须带着你剩余的

，而你的朋友似乎并不

行李乘坐另一辆出租车

关心你要离开。

>> 好吧，我们还没有那么接近。

好的。所以，我想这就是呃，你知道，

再见。

>> 哦，不。不，这不是再见。在你登上那架飞机之前我不会

离开。

>> 好的。好吧，我想那就在这里等吧。

[笑声]

>> 嗨。我需要一张去也门的假机票。

>> 一张去也门的机票。

>> 哦，不，不，不，不，不，不。我只需要

我只需要一张假票。

>> 对不起，先生。我不明白。

>> 好的。如果

您想要一张门票来玩，您会给孩子什么？

>> 您带着孩子旅行吗？

[笑声]

>> 不。

>> 你知道吗？她会认为

我正在给你一张信用卡，但

我真正要做的是给你一张

借书卡。

>> 先生，去也门的机票是 2,100 美元，我们

不带借书卡。

有什么问题吗？有什么问题吗？您有

入住吗？美国

快递。

>> 64 飞往也门。

>> 好吧，我想我得走了。

>> 哦，我的闪亮。

>> 我会等你。你知道你要离开多久吗？

？

>> 好吧，直到我们找到

能源来替代燃料。

>> 哦，好吧，我每天都会给你写信。

也门路 15 号。

>> 好的。再见。

再见。

>> 钱德勒。

>> 不。

>> 钱德勒。

>> 珍妮丝，你来了。你就在那里。我

必须最后一吻。而且

你还说我上飞机后你就要离开

。

>> 不，不，我想看到你起飞。

>> 好吧，那我想我要去也门了。

我要去也门。 [笑声]

>> 当我们到达也门时，我可以和

你住在一起吗？

>> 先走。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。

欢迎来到美国。

>> 天哪。

>> 连续两个。你现在必须使用你的

舌头。

[笑声]

>> 艾米丽，

>> 几率有多大？几率有多大？

好吧，这就足够了，你知道。让

让别人玩吧。

[笑声]

>> 如果你不想玩，那你为什么

来参加聚会？

>> 冷静他。但你来告诉他你

爱他。我就知道。我是对的。我是

对的。正确的。 [笑声]

我真的更愿意和他谈谈。

>> 你知道他在哪里吗？

[笑声]

罗斯，你在吗？

罗斯，我不知道你是否能听到这个，

但我还是要讲。呃，我和你姐姐以及你的

美国，科林的一切都结束了。

朋友在

我来这里是为了告诉你这一点，并

告诉你，是的，乔伊，你可以拥有

你想要的所有巧克力。只需要

即可。

我

>>我来这里是为了告诉你

我爱你。

>> 我也爱你。我现在要从电话亭给您打电话

。你

听不到我说话。

>> 所以，我决定我一定要和乔伊或钱德勒一起去

。

>>哦。哦。哦。哦。什么？你必须选择

乔伊。

>> 我的意思是，说出一位名叫

钱德勒的名人。

>> 雷蒙德·钱德勒。你没有

编造的人。

>> 除了

Joey Barafuko 之外，没有著名的 Joey's。

>> 是的，那家伙真的伤害了我们。

>> 那么，妥协怎么样？好的。

如果是 Chenoi，你知道怎么办？

>> 好的，乔伊。来吧，想一想。

首先，他永远不会成为总统。

我的意思是，永远不会有

乔伊总统。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，看，伙计。我不想

提起这件事，但钱德勒是我一生中听过的

最愚蠢的名字。

这甚至不是一个名字。甚至连

个词都算不上。好的？它有点像

枝形吊灯，但事实并非如此。

好吧。这是一个愚蠢愚蠢的无名者。

[笑声]

哇。你是

，你是对的。我有一个可怕的

名字。

[笑声]

对不起，伙计。我没有，我很抱歉。

对不起。

>> 所以，我猜是乔伊。我是说，

>> 我对我所说的话感到抱歉。

>> 不。没有。你说得对。这是一个

荒谬的名字。 [笑声]

>> 没那么糟糕。

>> 是的，是的。

>> 从现在开始，我没有名字。

[笑声]

>> 所以，你只是 Bing。

我没有名字。

好的。那么，我们应该

给您打电话什么？

>> 好的。呃，现在，暂时，你可以

叫我

克林特。

[笑声]

>> 不可能。你足够酷来完成

克林特吗？

>> 好的。那么，我可以用什么名字来

呢？

>> 嗯，吉恩。

>> 这是克林特。这是克林特。 [笑声]

>> 再见，Jean。

>> 嗨，吉恩。

已点击。

>> 克林特，

>> 吉恩怎么样了？

>> 鼓声。 [笑声]

>> 好的。好的。好的。

帮助。我是马可还是约翰？ [笑声]

>> 你不够高，无法成为马克，

，但你可能会成为一名优秀的巴尼。一切

都对，看。我是认真的。好的，

明天 3:30，我要去

法院。

>> 你真的正在经历这个吗？

>> 嘿，看。这个名字一直阻碍我

一生，好吗？这可能就是

为什么孩子们在学校里欺负我，也是为什么

我从来不和女人相处得很好。因此，从明天

4:00 开始，我要么成为

马克·约翰逊，要么成为约翰·马森。

>> 你遇到问题是因为你自己，而不是

你的名字。 [笑声]

>> 这必须停止。钱德勒是一个

伟大的名字。事实上，

是的。

对不起。我知道你真的想让

我给孩子命名为乔伊，但是所以，我

我要给孩子命名为

钱德勒。

[笑声]

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。但您也必须保留名称

。

>> 好的。谢谢。

>> 好的。

>> 你想拥抱它吗？

>> 是的。

>> 耶。

>> 耶。哦，是的。好的。我现在就去告诉

弗兰克和爱丽丝。

再见，费布斯。

>> 好的。再见。

[笑声]

>> 再见。

>> 嘿，我听说你和约书亚

要与罗斯和艾米丽出去吃饭，

，我认为这真的

很酷。

>> 是的，Ra，我认为你处理得很好

。

>> 处理它？处理

是什么意思？没什么可处理的。你知道，

如果不是我和 Joshua，也许我会对这个

产生疑问。

>> 你知道，他们无论如何都不会

结婚。

>> 什么？

>> 来吧。他们如此快速地冲进这件事

，这太荒谬了。我的意思是，他们

将参与大约

年，并且在此过程中的某个时间，他们中的一个

将意识到他们

所做的事情，并且他们将取消

整件事。我告诉你，你

会先在我的婚礼上跳舞，然后

在他们的婚礼上跳舞。

>> 是的。嗯，我不在婚礼上跳舞。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 因为婚礼是

结识女性的好地方。当我跳舞时，我看起来像这样

。

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿伙计。嘿。 [笑声]

>> 那么，从今天起四个星期后

你们在做什么？

>> 什么也没有。

>> 什么也没有。

>> 我是。 [笑声]

>> 免费。

>> 太棒了。因为艾米丽和我一个月后就要

结婚。

>> 什么？

>> 什么？

>> 是的。

>> 一个月后。

>> 是的。

>> 您的意思是 30 天？是的。

>> 从现在开始。

>> 是的。

>> 太棒了。

>> 我跟你打赌，他会再次给你打电话

。

>> 是的，也许吧。但是，你知道，我

认为我根本不在乎。

我不认为他是让我感到悲伤的人

。

你知道，我知道我说过我

完全同意罗斯结婚，

但事实证明，我认为我

处理得不太好。

是的，也许吧。

>> 而且我只是想找出

为什么。

>> 有运气吗？

>> 嗯，是的。是的。我的意思是，你知道怎么做

罗斯和我总是再次开启，

再次关闭，再次开启，再次关闭。

我想我只是想到在

的某个地方我们会再次

。

>> 你知道吗？我想我们都做到了。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。嘿。

>> [笑声]

>> 所以，

>> 为我们预订了周日晚上的房间。

好的。 9:00 的厄尼怎么样？

>> 是的。好吧，你呃最好吃 3 点。

>> 哦，我不知道我们是否会在 3 点

饿。

[笑声]

三个人。约书亚不会

在那里。

>> 发生了什么？

>> 嗯，我想我认为他和我分手了

。

>> 不，为什么？

>> 好吧，显然他很容易害怕。

[笑声]

>> 对不起。

>> 没关系。

>> 有时

事情并不像你

想象的那样。

>> 来这里。

>> 哦，嘿。你不用去接

艾米丽吗？

>> 是的。是的。

>> 你还好吗？

>> 是的。我得到了我的女儿们。

>> 好的。

>> 嘿，你知道什么能让你高兴起来吗？

什么？

>> 你知道，我必须告诉你，这

确实让我心情更好。 [笑声]

我希望有一份工作可以让我

一直穿着它。

也许有一天会有。 [笑声]

>> 天啊，那是钱德勒。他要

过来为他的

重要约会借一些蜡烛。

>> 哦，好吧。

>> 不，不，雷切尔，别明白。见我们。

>> 不行。是的，新郎看不到

新娘。你不会嫁给

钱德勒。不是在这之后。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，伙计们。放松点。

>> 我愿意。

[欢呼]

>> 我得走了。

只是现在他们在我体内，

就好像我认识他们，你

认识，而且

这并不容易

当你知道这些小婴儿有

要离开时。

>> 我知道，亲爱的。

但这并不是说你不会

有任何东西。我的意思是，您将

有侄女和侄子。从某些方面来说，

甚至更好。

>> 是的。好的。

>> 不，真的。真的吗，二月？我的意思是，你

不会担心

为上大学存钱，或者在他们表现不好时对他们大喊大叫

，你知道，或者决定

在他们

不冷静时让他们上床，

你知道吗？当他们

，也是他们

想要离家出走时，你会是他们来找的人

谈论性的人。你要变得很酷阿姨

菲比。

>> 酷阿姨菲比。

>> 我很酷。

>> 哦，

>> 是的。你知道还有什么吗？

>> 天哪。他们会爱你吗？

>> 他们会爱我的。

>> 谢谢你们

>> 再次。

>> 亲爱的，

>> 谢谢。

>> 哦，什么？天啊。只是在开玩笑。

>> 什么？我的天啊。又遇见你了你

太简单了。

>> 你觉得怎么样？好吧，我不会再

去买那件愚蠢的

T 恤了。

嗯，我喜欢

>> 就这样。

>> 好吧。听着，你不会真的

去买那个，是吗？你不觉得

你已经让我难堪了

天吗？

>> 哦，我让你难堪了？

>> 当我

假装不认识你时，我该如何回答这个问题？ [笑声]

>> 他只是嫉妒。您会很合身。

所有伦敦人都穿着它们。

>> 哦，真的吗？那为什么这里

任何地方都没有人戴呢？

>> 他们都是游客。

>> 好吧。听着，如果你坚持

在公共场合穿着它，你知道，你

将独自度过下午剩下的时间

。

嗯？

[笑声]

>> 你要让我在你

和帽子之间做出选择？

>> 我选择帽子。

>> 不错的选择。谢谢。

>> 好吧，看。 [笑声] 好吧，就是

了。好吧，我要离开这里了。我不会再感到尴尬了

。

>> 被锤击。好吧，

你看起来不像罗斯的母亲。 [笑声]

>> 那他为什么要这么说呢？

>> 因为他疯了。好的。他早些时候来到

我面前，感谢我在《泰坦尼克号》中

感人的表演。

[笑声]

>> 我妈妈是对的。永远不会

结婚。

>> 你知道那是什么吗？

>> 谁不想要你？

>> 请。我是一位单亲妈妈，有一个

30 岁的儿子。

>> 我今天要结婚了。 [尖叫]

[笑声]

>> 早上好，罗斯。我今天

要结婚了。

>> 是的，你是。

>> 你以为你知道我在这里吗？

[欢呼]

[鼓掌]

>> 好吧，我以前从来没有和你做过这样的事

。 [笑声]

>> 不。

>> 那么，呃，你好吗？你怎么样你怎么样

好吗？ [笑声]

>> 是的。是的。你

>> 哦，是的。是的。嗯嗯。 [笑声]

你。

>> 我们做到了你。

>> 好吧，

我最好走了。

>> 哦，是的。绝对地。 [笑声]

>> 你能不看吗？

>> 我不想看。

>> 你好。

>> 嘿，你到底去哪儿了？嘿，

我在外面过夜。我遇到了这位可爱的

伴娘。她是如此

>> 我不想听到她的事。

>> 小偷。你知道吗，你仍然是我的

第一名女孩。 [笑声]

>> 不，不，我们有紧急情况。好的。

雷切尔要来伦敦。

>> 哦，太棒了。

>> 这不太好。不，她是来告诉

罗斯她爱他的。

>> 但他爱艾米丽。

>> 我知道。 [笑声]

你必须阻止她。她会

毁掉婚礼。好的。

>> 好的。那么我就完成了我的部分。好的。

现在是你的责任了。

的负担卸下了。正确的。

>> 对。

>> 跟我说说这个女孩吧。 [笑声]

>> 嘿，[音乐]你看到莫妮卡了吗？

>> 我没有看到莫妮卡。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 什么？

>> 听着，我们必须找到她。菲比刚刚

打来电话。瑞秋要来告诉罗斯她

爱他。我的天啊。

>> 我知道。这就是我们必须找到

莫妮卡的原因。你知道她在哪里吗？

>> 不，好的。三级是啥情况？

你为什么不照亮我的眼睛？

>> 朋友们、家人今天聚集在这里

庆祝。罗斯和艾米丽的快乐结合

。

愿我们今天与他们分享的快乐

永远伴随着他们。现在，艾米丽，

跟着我重复一遍。我艾米丽

>> 我艾米丽

>> 接受你罗斯

>> 接受你罗斯

>> 作为我合法结婚的丈夫

疾病和健康，直到死亡将我们分开

。

>> 作为我合法结婚的丈夫，无论疾病还是健康，

直到死亡将我们分开

。

>> 现在罗斯，

跟着我重复一遍。我罗斯.

>> 我是罗斯

>> 带你去艾米丽。

>> 带上你，瑞秋。

>> [欢呼]

>> 艾米丽。 [鼓掌]

[笑声]

艾米丽。

我可以继续吗？

[英语]

Hey guys, take a look at this. Check

this baby out. Dug me a hole. [laughter]

>> Excellent hole, Joe.

>> Oh, no. No. My hole.

>> What? What? What is it?

>> JELLYFISH STING. OW. It hurts. It hurts.

It hurts.

>> Can we help? You want us to TAKE YOU

BACK TO THE HOUSE?

>> OH, it's like two miles.

>> Yeah. And I'm a little tired from

digging the hole.

>> Oh, damn. The jellyfish. Damn all the

jellyfish.

>> I got to do something.

>> Well, there's really only one thing you

can do.

>> What? What is it?

>> You're going to have to pee on it.

>> What?

Rose,

>> don't blame me. I saw it on the

Discovery Channel.

>> You know what? He's right. There's

something like uh ammonia in that that

kills the pain.

>> Well, forget it. It doesn't hurt that

bad.

>> If you want some privacy, you can use my

home.

All right.

>> No, Joey. We swear we'd never tell.

>> They'll never understand. [laughter]

>> We have to say something. We have to get

it out. It's eating me alive.

>> Monica got stung by a jellyfish.

>> All right.

>> All right.

[laughter]

I got stung.

Stung bad. [laughter]

I couldn't stand. I I couldn't walk.

>> We were two miles from the house.

[laughter]

We were scared and alone.

We didn't think we could make it.

[laughter]

>> I was in too much pain. And I was tired

from digging the huge hole. [laughter]

And then Joey remembered something.

>> I'd seen this thing on the Discovery

Channel.

>> Wait a minute. I saw that on the

Discovery Channel. Yeah. about jellyfish

and how if you

>> Ew,

you peed on yourself.

>> Ew.

You can't say that. You You don't know.

I thought I was going to pass out from

the pain. Anyway, I I tried, but I I

couldn't been that way.

So, [laughter]

That's right. I stepped up.

>> She's my friend and she needed help.

If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.

[laughter]

[applause]

Only uh I couldn't.

[laughter]

I got the stage fright.

I wanted to help, but there was just too

much pressure. So, so I uh I turned to

Chandler.

>> I mean, my mom never thought this would

work out.

She was all once a cheater, always a

cheater. [laughter]

>> Mhm.

>> Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those

four months.

But if time was what you needed just to

gain a little perspective,

We were on a break.

>> Coffee house bet.

>> And for the record, it took two people

to break up this relationship.

>> Yeah. You and that girl from the copy

place, which yesterday you took full

responsibility for.

>> I didn't know what I was taking

responsibility for. Okay. I didn't

finish the whole letter.

>> What?

>> I fell asleep.

>> You fell asleep? [laughter]

It was 5:30 in the morning and you had

rambled on for 18 pages,

[laughter]

front and back.

Oh, and by the way, y apostrophe r e

means you are. Y r MEANS YOUR.

>> YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN THOUGHT

of getting back together with you. We

are so over.

Fine by me.

>> Oh. Oh, AND HEY, HEY, HEY. THOSE LITTLE

SPELLING TIPS WILL COME IN HANDY when

you're at home on SATURDAY NIGHTS

PLAYING SCRABBLE WITH MONICA.

>> HEY,

>> SORRY.

[laughter]

>> I just feel bad about all that sleep

you're going to miss. Wishing you were

with me.

>> Oh, no. No. Don't you worry about me

falling asleep. I STILL HAVE YOUR

LETTER.

>> WOW, that ripped.

That ripped real nice.

>> How many times do I have to tell you?

You turn and slide. You know, turn and

slide.

>> You don't turn and slide. You throw it

out.

I'm tired of having to get a tetanis

shot every time I get dressed.

>> Well, we're not throwing it out. I built

this thing with my own hands.

>> All right. How about we How about we

sell it?

>> All right. But you're going to have to

tell them.

>> You mind if we stick you in a different

cabinet? They seem ALL RIGHT WITH IT.

>> THIS is the unit for you, my friend.

Sturdy construction, tons of storage

compartments, some big enough to fit a

grown man. [laughter]

What? Oh, yeah. I got in there myself

once. My roommate bet me five bucks that

I couldn't. And then he stuck a board

through the handles and locked me in.

It was funny till I started feeling like

I was in a coffin.

>> No, you you can't fit in that thing.

That's not deep enough.

>> Oh, yeah.

If I can't,

I'll knock five bucks off the price of

the unit.

>> All right, you have yourself a deal.

>> Okay. [laughter]

See, I told you.

Sometimes I come in here just to get

away from it. [laughter]

>> Hey, a nickel.

[laughter]

>> Oh my god. [laughter]

>> What

are you all right?

>> Yeah.

What happened?

>> Oh man, he promised he wouldn't take the

chairs.

What the hell happened? HOW ARE YOU

LOCKED IN THERE? WHERE THE HELL'S ALL OF

OUR STUFF? [laughter]

>> WELL, THIS GUY came by to look at the

unit and and he said he didn't think it

was big enough to fit a grown man.

So, you got involuntarily? I was trying

to make a sale.

>> Oh, man. If I ever run into that guy

again, you know what I'm going TO DO?

>> BEND OVER.

WOW, THEY REALLY got you guys. Your TV,

the chairs.

>> Yeah, your microwave, the stereo.

>> Oh man, he took the five of spades.

[laughter]

Oh, no. No. Here it is.

[cheering]

>> Oh my god. What happened?

>> Oh. Um, Joey was born and then 28 years

later I was robbed. [laughter]

>> Oh. Uh, you know, I got an extra futon.

Dude, you don't have to brag. We got

nothing here. [laughter]

>> And wrap up all of your Christmas gifts.

>> No.

>> I uh Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange

juice every morning

>> with extra pulp.

>> Yeah.

>> No,

[laughter]

I got it.

>> You don't have it.

>> I so got it. There's going to be rumors

about this. There's no way to stop it.

Sophie knows. Monica and Phoebe know.

>> How do Monica and Phoebe know?

>> Oh, I called them.

>> And when they ask me what I saw, I can

be very generous

or very stingy.

>> Go on.

>> I can make you a legend.

I can make you this generation's Milton

Burl. [laughter]

And Milton Burl has

>> No, not compared to you.

>> Hello.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Hello, Chandler. [laughter]

>> I love you.

>> Hey, what's going on?

>> Oh,

>> no, he doesn't.

[laughter]

Two hours that lasted.

>> Hi guys, this is Josh. Josh, these are

my friends. That's Ross.

>> Hey Josh.

>> Hi

>> dudes.

>> So did you play in college?

>> Oh, I still do. Next year I hope to make

varsity though.

>> Ross, didn't you play uh soccer in high

school? Oh, no, wait, that's right. You

just organized their game schedules on

your Commodore 64.

>> Well, it's getting late. I got to get to

the game. So, I'm going to head.

>> Okay.

>> I'll miss you.

>> Dope.

>> Wow. Cute wood.

>> Very cute.

>> I know. Isn't he great? So nice to

finally be in a fun relationship. You

know, there's nothing boring about him.

And uh bet he's never even set foot in a

museum.

>> Well, maybe he'll get to go soon. You

know, like on a class trip or something.

>> You know what else is really great about

him? Oh, what is the word for an adult

who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their

bedroom?

>> Um,

>> what was that?

>> Monica knows. It's this dumb thing that

Ross made up to try to fool our parents.

It's a way of giving the finger without

actually having to give it.

>> I remember I cried the night you made

that up. This is the first time I

realized I was cooler than my big

brother. [laughter]

Well, I'm going to go get ready

for my date tonight. So, uh I'll just

head

You guys have any wrapping paper?

>> Oh, is it for my birthday present?

>> Fees, it was your birthday like months

ago.

>> Yeah, but remember you said you ordered

something special and it just hadn't

come yet.

[laughter]

>> Well, I have a call in about that.

>> Okay.

>> Actually, this is for uh Kathy's

birthday. It's an early edition of her

favorite book.

>> Oh, the Velvetine Rabbit. Oh my god.

When the boy's love makes the rabbit

real.

>> Okay, but don't touch it because your

fingers have destructive oils.

>> Well, then you better keep it away from

Ross' hair. [laughter]

>> So, this is pretty rare. How did you get

that?

>> Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to

a couple of bookstores, talked to a

couple of dealers, called a couple of

the author's grandchildren.

>> Money, that's so sweet.

>> Yeah. And what a great way to say I

secretly love you, roommates's

girlfriend.

It doesn't say that,

>> does it?

>> How do you think it's going to look when

you get her something incredibly

meaningful and expensive and her

boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?

>> I did it. I finished it. I did it all by

myself. And there's nobody to hug.

>> Hey. Hey you guys, I finished the

crossroad all by myself. Hug me.

>> Yay.

>> Congratulations.

>> Thank you.

>> Hey, how'd the catering go?

>> Oh, it was great. The widow wouldn't

pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she

did.

>> Yeah, I'm a hard ass. [laughter]

>> And I'm a wuss

and we should be partners.

>> Yeah, hard ass and wuss. We can fight

crime.

Wait a minute, Phoebe.

We should be partners. We should be

catering partners. I mean, think about

it. You're not working right now and we

have such a great time together.

>> Okay. I can cook and you can take care

of the money.

>> Yeah. Oh, it'll be like I have a WIFE IN

THE 50S.

>> UM, you should you should think of um my

work as wordless sound poems.

>> That's what I'm

>> Oh my god. late. [laughter]

[music]

[laughter]

[laughter]

He

>> [laughter]

[applause]

>> Boy, that that was

terrific.

[laughter]

Really

bitching.

>> Wow. It was so wound.

>> Really? I mean, really?

>> Yeah. I mean, you should play in public.

>> Oh, thanks you guys. That's Oh, I want

to I want to play you another piece. Um

Oh, I left my uh helicopter sounds on

another disc. I'll be right back. Okay.

[laughter]

>> Electrifying

infinite time.

You know, there's a Starbucks about

three blocks down. [laughter]

He's

>> so inspired. Look at him. Look at him

go.

[laughter]

>> [applause]

>> Thank you.

>> Hey, aren't you up next?

>> Oh, no. I'm not playing tonight. Why

not? [laughter]

I can't follow Ross.

Karen, that would be like those poor

bicycle riding chips who had to follow

the Beatles. Who? [laughter]

Oh my god, he's lost it. [music] He's

totally lost it.

[laughter]

>> What?

This is music that cannot get any worse.

There are rats in the basement that are

hanging themselves.

>> Thank you. Thanks.

Yeah, I lost it.

>> You know what? I'm not going to play

anymore. Would you

>> can you finish my set

>> after that? Yeah. [laughter]

>> No. I mean, if I can help.

>> Yeah. Like I could lose it.

What?

>> I played bad on purpose, guys.

[laughter]

>> Okay, so you were trying to play bad

this whole time.

>> Yeah. No, just that last song here for

Thanksgiving.

>> I know. It's sick. Why is it sick?

Because it's Richard's son. It's like

inviting a Greek tragedy over for

dinner. [laughter]

>> Hey, come on, Pete. You understand,

don't you?

>> Yeah, I could see where I'd be your best

shot, but no.

Sorry, honey. I think it's twisted.

>> Yeah.

>> What's twisted?

>> Me going out with Richard's son.

>> Ew.

>> Ew. Ew. Ew.

>> Sounds like a really bad idea to me.

>> Is he okay in there?

>> He's fine.

>> Hey, you know, man, if things work out

between you and Richard's son, you'll be

able to tell your kids that you slept

with their grandfather.

Fine, judge all you want to, but married

a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell

in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a

girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a

box,

>> oh, he he can't talk right now.

[laughter]

>> Why not? What's going on?

>> Well, he's he's trying to show Joey how

much he means to him

>> by being in a box.

>> Joey had reasons.

>> They were three-fold.

Oh, well, uh,

you not being able to talk might

actually make this easier.

Listen, um,

[laughter]

listen,

I don't want to be someone who comes

between two best friends.

I just I can't stand seeing what this is

doing to you guys and I don't want to be

the cause of that. So,

I don't think we can see each other

anymore.

I'm going to go to my mom's in Chicago.

I'm going to stay there for a while.

I think this could have been something

really amazing.

But, you know, this is probably for the

best.

You know,

I'm going to miss you.

Goodbye, Chandler.

>> [laughter]

>> Open the box.

>> My little brother's married.

>> Guys, why didn't you tell me you were

alope?

>> Cuz it just sort of happened. You know,

we were at the courthouse. We having

lunch.

>> Wait, wait. Why are we at the

courthouse?

>> We were having lunch. [laughter]

>> Yeah. And then all of a sudden, we were

like, "Hey, you know, we're here. We're

having lunch. Let's get married." Right.

>> [laughter]

>> A year and a half ago, I didn't even

know I had a brother. Now I have a

sister, too. [laughter]

>> Oh, it's so great. Oh,

>> okay.

Okay. [laughter]

Stop it. Don't.

>> So, I'm going to get you a gift now. Is

there anything you need?

>> Uh, yeah.

We've been trying to get pregnant uh

pretty much ever since we got engaged.

Thought thought we'd get a jump on

things, you know. No one's getting any

younger [laughter]

>> because the thing is we um we're not

able to, you know, uh conceive, you

know,

>> and we've tried everything. We've seen a

bunch of doctors.

>> Yeah. And they and they say that that

our only chance to have a baby is that

if they take my sperm, her egg, and put

it together in a dish and then put it

into another girl. So, we were wondering

if you could be the girl that we could

put it into.

[laughter]

>> That's a really nice gift.

>> Did you do it?

>> Yes. Yes, we had the sex.

>> Uh-oh. It was bad.

>> It was fine, you know, but she didn't

agree with me as strongly as she agreed

with Joey.

She was more like, "Uh, I see your

point. I'm all right with it."

It was the first time. You know, there's

not always a lot of agreement the first

time.

>> Yeah. Not for girls anyway. Guys agree

like that. [laughter]

>> Look, you have to help me, okay? I mean,

I know what to do with a woman, you

know? I know where everything goes. It's

always nice. But I need to know what

makes it go from nice to my god,

somebody's killing her in there.

>> All right, I'm going to show you

something a lot of guys don't know. Ra

me that pad, please.

>> All right.

[clears throat] Now,

>> well, you don't have to draw an actual

Whoa, she's hot.

>> Now, everybody knows the basic arogynous

zones. You got one, two, three, four,

five, six, and seven.

>> There are seven. [laughter]

>> Let me see that.

Oh, yeah.

[laughter]

>> That's one

>> kind of an important one. [laughter]

>> Oh, you know, you know what? I was

looking at it upside down.

>> Well, you know, sometimes that helps.

[laughter]

[applause]

>> Okay. Now, most guys will hit uh one,

two, three, and then go to seven and set

up camp.

That That's bad.

>> Well, if you go to Disneyland, you don't

spend the whole day on the matter horn.

>> Well, you might if we're anything like

seven.

>> All right. Uh, the important thing is to

take your time. You want to hit them all

and you want to mix them up. You got to

keep them on their toes.

>> Toe toes.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. For some people. [laughter]

All right. [clears throat] You could uh

start out with a a little one, a two, a

one, two, three, a three,

a five,

a four, a three, two, two, a two, four,

six, two, four, six, four, two, two,

four, seven, [laughter]

five, seven, six, seven, seven,

Seven.

Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven.

Seven. SEVEN.

>> GENTLEMEN, you're up first.

>> Okay. Okay. You have 30 seconds.

The lightning round begins. Stop it.

[laughter]

>> Now, what was Monica's nickname when she

was a field hockey goalie?

>> BIG FAT GOALIE.

>> CORRECT. [laughter]

RACHEL CLAIMS this is her favorite

movie.

>> Dangerous leaison.

>> Correct. Her actual favorite movie is

>> Weekend of Bernie.

>> Correct.

[laughter]

>> In what part of her body did Monica get

a pencil stuck at age 14?

>> Who?

Ew. No, [laughter]

>> her ear.

All right. Monica categorizes her

towels. How many categories are there?

>> Everyday use. Fancy

>> guest. Fancy guest.

>> Two seconds.

>> 11.

>> 11. Unbelievable. 11 is correct.

>> All right, that's four for the guys.

LADIES, YOU'RE UP.

>> ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

[laughter]

>> 30 seconds on the clock. Five correct

questions wins the game. The lightning

round begins now. What is Joey's

favorite food?

>> Sandwiches.

>> Correct.

>> Chandler was how old when he first

touched a girl's breast?

>> 14.

>> No, 19.

>> Thanks, man. [laughter]

>> Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.

His name was

>> Maurice.

>> Correct. His profession was

>> Space Cowboy.

>> Correct.

[laughter]

>> What is Chandler Bing's job?

Oh gosh. This has something to do with

numbers and processing. Well, it carries

a briefcase.

>> 10 seconds. You need this or YOU LOSE

THE GAME.

>> IT'S UM IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH

TRANSPONDING. OH. OH. OH. He's a trans

trans monster.

[laughter]

>> That's not even a word.

I can get this. I can get this.

>> [applause]

[laughter]

>> Can't find garbage bags.

>> Oh, well, I think I saw some in here.

[screaming]

[laughter]

>> What is it?

>> I don't know, but maybe if we keep that

drawer shut, it'll die.

>> We're living here.

[laughter]

What? What? What is it?

>> Did you see THE SIZE OF THE CLOSETS?

[laughter]

>> I can't believe we live here.

>> Okay, it's ready.

Come on.

>> What's ready?

>> Just come.

>> Oh my god.

Wow.

>> Hey, beautiful. [gasps]

>> Oh, did you what did you work for two

days straight?

>> Pretty much. [laughter]

>> What What do you think of the floor?

>> I don't know. It looks the same.

>> You used to have carpet.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> So, I I made snacks.

>> Please just hang out. Okay. I'm I'm just

going to rest my eyes for just a little

bit.

>> Come on. Do you want us to uh come back

later?

>> Oh, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. Just

keep talking.

I am always the hostess.

>> I'm just getting out of a very serious

relationship.

>> I know. And I'm just getting out of a

marriage. I mean, talk about meant to

be,

>> right? But I just think this is

happening too soon.

>> Oh, too soon. Too.

Face it, honey. I am not letting you get

away this time.

>> I hear you.

[laughter]

>> But unfortunately,

my company is transferring me overseas.

[laughter]

>> Oh no.

Where too?

To Paris.

>> No, no, not not Paris.

>> Oh, to London. Oh, Rome. Vienna. Oh,

Barcelona.

>> Okay. Could you just stop talking for a

second?

>> Yemen.

>> That's right. Yes, I'm being transferred

to Yemen.

>> When?

>> I don't know exactly.

>> Well, I will just have to soak up every

ounce of Chandler Bing until that moment

comes. [laughter]

>> But I do know it's sometime tomorrow.

You know, uh, you really didn't have to

help me pack.

>> Oh, well, when you said all you were

going to be doing between now and the

time you leave is packing, you really

didn't leave me much choice, did you?

>> Well, I thought I did, but I I guess I

did not.

>> Hey, what's going on?

>> Oh, I'm packing. You know, I'm packing

cuz I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow.

[laughter]

>> Thanks for telling me.

I'm going to pretend moving to Yemen.

Okay. It's the only way I can get rid of

her.

>> Oh, good one.

>> And Yemen? That actually sounds like a

real country. [laughter]

>> Hey, Chandler, come on. I'm going to

show you how to roll up your underwear

and stuff it in your shoes. It's a real

space saver.

>> Yeah. No, I do that cuz it makes me look

taller. [laughter]

>> Okay, Chandler, come on.

>> Okay, Joey, trade lies with me.

>> Nope.

You know, you really didn't have to take

me to the airport.

>> Oh, please. Every moment is precious.

You know, besides, somebody had to ride

in that other taxi with the rest of your

luggage, and your friends don't seem to

care very much that you're leaving.

>> Well, we're not really that close.

Okay. So, I guess this is uh you know,

goodbye then.

>> Oh, no. No, it's not goodbye. I'm not

leaving until you get on that plane.

>> Okay. Well, I guess just wait here then.

[laughter]

>> Hi. I need a fake ticket to Yemen.

>> One ticket to Yemen.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just need

I just need a pretend ticket.

>> I'm sorry, sir. I don't understand.

>> Okay. What would you give to a kid if

you wanted a ticket to play with?

>> Are you traveling with a child?

[laughter]

>> No.

>> You know what? She's going to think that

I'm handing you a credit card, but what

I'm really going to do is hand you a

library card.

>> Sir, a ticket to Yemen is $2,100, and we

don't take library cards. What's the

matter? Is something wrong? Do you have

to stay? American

Express.

>> 64 to Yemen.

>> Well, I guess I got to go.

>> Oh, my bingling.

>> I'll wait for you. Do you even know how

long you're going to be gone?

>> Well, just until we find an energy

source to replace fuel.

>> Oh, well, I'll write you every day.

15 Yemen Road, Yemen.

>> Okay. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

>> Chandler.

>> Nope.

>> Chandler.

>> Janice, there you are. There you are. I

had to have one last kiss. And and also

also you said you were going TO LEAVE

RIGHT AFTER I GOT ON THE PLANE.

>> NO, NO, I want to see you take off.

>> Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen.

I'm going to Yemen. [laughter]

>> When we get to Yemen, can I stay with

you?

>> Go first.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

Welcome to America.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> Two in a row. You got to use your

tongues now.

[laughter]

>> Emily,

>> what are the odds? What are the odds?

Okay, that that's enough, you know. Let

let's let let someone else play.

[laughter]

>> If you didn't want to play, then why'd

you come to the party?

>> Cool him. But you came to tell him you

love him. I knew it. I was right. I'm

right. Right. [laughter]

I'd really rather talk to him.

>> Do you have any idea where he is?

[laughter]

Ross, are you there?

Ross, I don't know if you can hear this,

but I'm going to talk anyway. Uh, I'm in

the States with your sister and your

friends, and it's all over with Colin.

I came here to tell you that, and to

tell you what, yes, Joey, you can have

all the chocolate you want. Just take

it.

I

>> I came here to tell you

that I love you.

>> I love you, too. I'm I'm going to call

you right now from the phone booth. You

can't hear me.

>> So, I decided I'm definitely going to go

with either Joey or Chandler.

>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What? You got to pick

Joey.

>> I mean, name one famous person named

Chandler.

>> Raymond Chandler. Someone you didn't

make up.

>> There are no famous Joey's except for

Joey Barafuko.

>> Yeah, that guy really hurt us.

>> Well, how about a compromise then? Okay.

What if it's, you know, Chenoi?

>> Okay, Joey. Come on, think about it.

First of all, he'll never be president.

I mean, there's never going to be a

President Joey.

[laughter]

>> All right, look, man. I don't want to

bring this up, but Chandler is the

stupidest name I ever heard in my life.

It's not even a name. It's barely even a

word. Okay? It's kind of like

chandelier, but it's not.

All right. It's a stupid stupid noname.

[laughter]

Wow. You're

you're right. I have a horrible horrible

name.

[laughter]

I'm sorry, man. I didn't I'm I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

>> So, I guess it's Joey then. I mean,

>> I am sorry about what I said.

>> Nope. Nope. You're right. It is a

ridiculous name. [laughter]

>> It's not that bad.

>> Yes, it is.

>> From now on, I have no first name.

[laughter]

>> So, you just Bing.

I have no name.

All right. So, what are we supposed to

call you?

>> Okay. Uh, for now, temporarily, you can

call me

Clint.

[laughter]

>> No way. Are you cool enough to pull off

Clint?

>> Okay. So, what name am I cool enough to

pull off?

>> Um, Jean.

>> It's Clint. It's Clint. [laughter]

>> See you later, Jean.

>> Hi, Jean.

It's clicked.

>> Clint,

>> what's up with Jean?

>> Drum roll. [laughter]

>> Okay. Okay. All right.

Help. Am I a Mark or a John? [laughter]

>> You're not tall enough to be a Mark,

but you might make a good Barney. All

right, look. I am serious. Okay,

tomorrow at 3:30, I'm going down to the

courthouse.

>> You're actually going through with this?

>> Hey, look. This name has been holding me

back my entire life, okay? It's probably

why kids picked on me in school and why

I never do well with women. So, as of

4:00 tomorrow, I'm either going to be

Mark Johnson or John Marson.

>> You've got problems because of you, not

your name. [laughter]

>> This has got to stop. Chandler is a

great name. In fact,

yes.

I'm I'm sorry. I know you really wanted

me to name the baby Joey, but So, I'm

I'm gonna I'm going to name the baby

Chandler.

[laughter]

>> Really?

>> Yeah. But you have to keep the name,

too.

>> Okay. Thanks.

>> Okay.

>> You want to hug it out?

>> Yeah.

>> Yay.

>> Yay. Oh, yay. Okay. I got to go tell

Frank and Alice right now.

Bye, Feebs.

>> Okay. Bye.

[laughter]

>> Bye.

>> Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are

going out to dinner with Ross and Emily,

and I think that's I think that's really

cool.

>> Yeah, Ra, I think you're handling that

really well.

>> Handling it? What do you mean handling

it? There's nothing to handle. You know,

maybe I would have a problem with this

if it wasn't for me and Joshua.

>> You know, they're not going to get

married anyway.

>> What?

>> Come on. They rushed into this thing so

fast, it's ridiculous. I mean, they're

going to be engaged for like what, a

year, and somewhere along the way, one

of them is going to realize what they've

done, and they're going to call the

whole thing off. I'm telling you, you're

going to be dancing at my wedding before

you're dancing at theirs.

>> Yeah. Well, I don't dance at weddings.

>> Why not?

>> Because weddings are a great place to

meet women. And when I dance, I look

like this.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey man. Hey. [laughter]

>> So, what are you guys doing four weeks

from today?

>> Nothing.

>> Nothing.

>> I am. [laughter]

>> Free.

>> Great. Because Emily and I are getting

married in a month.

>> What?

>> What?

>> Yep.

>> In a month.

>> Yeah.

>> You mean you mean 30 days? Yeah.

>> From now.

>> Yeah.

>> That's great.

>> I bet you anything he's going to call

you again.

>> Yeah, maybe. But, you know, I don't

think I even care.

I don't think he's the one I'm sad

about.

You know, I know that I said I am

totally okay with Ross getting married,

but as it turns out, I don't think I am

handling it all that well.

Yeah, maybe.

>> And and I'm just trying to figure out

why.

>> Any luck?

>> Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know how

Ross and I have always been on again,

off again, on again, off again.

I guess I just figured that somewhere

down the road we would be on again

again.

>> You know what? I think we all did.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Hey.

>> [laughter]

>> So,

>> got us reservations for Sunday night.

Okay. How about Ernie at 9:00?

>> Yeah. Well, you uh better make it for 3.

>> Oh, see I I don't know if we're going to

be hungry at 3.

[laughter]

Three people. Joshua's not going to be

there.

>> What happened?

>> Um well, I think I think he broke up

with me.

>> No. Why?

>> Well, apparently he scares easy.

[laughter]

>> I'm I'm sorry.

>> It's okay.

>> Sometimes

things don't work out the way you

thought they would.

>> Come here.

>> Oh, hey. Don't you have to go pick up

Emily?

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Are you okay?

>> Yeah. I got my girls.

>> Okay.

>> Hey, you know what might cheer you up?

What?

>> You know, I got to tell you, this really

does put me in a better mood. [laughter]

I wish there was a job where I could

wear this all the time.

Maybe someday there will be. [laughter]

>> Oh god, that's Chandler. He's going to

come by and borrow some candles for his

big date.

>> Oh, okay.

>> No, no, Rachel, don't get it. See us.

>> No. Yeah, the groom cannot see the

bride. You're not going to marry

Chandler. Not after this.

[laughter]

>> Okay, guys. Just relax.

>> I do.

[cheering]

>> I got to go.

It's just that now that they're in me,

it's like it's like I know them, you

know, and and

it's just not it's not going to be easy

when you know these little babies have

to go away.

>> I know, sweetie.

But it's not like you're not going to

have anything. I mean, you're going to

have nieces and nephews. In some ways,

that's even better.

>> Yeah. Okay.

>> No, really. Really, Febs? I mean, you're

not going to be the one worrying about

saving for college or yelling at them

when they're bad, you know, or deciding

to put them on rolin when they just

won't calm down,

you know? You're going to be the one

that they come to when they want to run

away from home and the one they talk to

about sex. You just get to be cool Aunt

Phoebe.

>> Cool Aunt Phoebe.

>> I am pretty cool.

>> Oh,

>> yeah. And you know what else?

>> Oh my god. Are they going to love you?

>> They are going to love me.

>> Thanks you guys

>> again.

>> Sweetie,

>> thanks.

>> Oh, what? Oh god. Just kidding.

>> What? Oh my god. Got you again. You're

so easy.

>> What do you think? Well, I'm not going

to have to buy that I'm with stupid

t-shirt anymore.

Well, I like

>> There you go.

>> All right. Look, you're not really going

to buy that, are you? Don't you think

you've embarrassed me enough for one

day?

>> Oh, I embarrass you?

>> How can I answer that when I'm

pretending I don't know you? [laughter]

>> He's just jealous. You'll fit right in.

All Londoners wear them.

>> Oh, really? Then how come no one here

anywhere is wearing one?

>> They're all tourists.

>> All right. Look, if you insist on

wearing that in public, you know, you're

going to spend the rest of the afternoon

all by yourself.

Huh?

[laughter]

>> You going to make me choose between you

and the hat?

>> I choose the hat.

>> Good choice. Thanks.

>> Okay, look. [laughter] All right, that's

it. Okay, I'm out of here. I'm not going

to be embarrassed anymore.

>> Was hammered. Okay, there's no way that

you look like Ross's mother. [laughter]

>> Then why would he say it?

>> Because he's crazy. Okay. He came up to

me earlier and thanked me for my very

moving performance in Titanic.

[laughter]

>> My mother's right. Never going to get

married.

>> You know what that is?

>> Who wouldn't want you?

>> Please. I'm a single mom with a

30-year-old son.

>> I'm getting married today. [screaming]

[laughter]

>> Morning, Ross. I'm getting married

today.

>> Yeah, you are.

>> You think you knew I was here?

[cheering]

[applause]

>> Well, I've I've never done that with you

before. [laughter]

>> Nope.

>> So, uh, how are you? How you how you you

okay? [laughter]

>> Yep. Yep. You

>> Oh, yes. Yes. Uh-huh. [laughter]

you.

>> We did you.

>> Well,

I better get going.

>> Oh, yeah. Absolutely. [laughter]

>> Could you not look?

>> I don't want to look.

>> Hello.

>> Hey, where the hell have you been? Hey,

I spent the night out. I met this cute

bridesmaid. She is so

>> I I don't want to hear about her.

>> A thieves. You know, you're still my

number one girl. [laughter]

>> No, no, we have an emergency. Okay.

Rachel's coming to London.

>> Oh, great.

>> It's not great. No, she's coming to tell

Ross that she loves him.

>> But he loves Emily.

>> I KNOW THAT. [laughter]

You have to stop her. She's going to

ruin the wedding. Okay.

>> Okay. So then I've done my part. Okay.

It's your responsibility now. The burden

is off me. Right.

>> Right.

>> So tell me about this girl. [laughter]

>> Hey, [music] have you seen Monica?

>> I'm not seeing Monica.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> What?

>> Look, we we got to find her. Phoebe just

called. Rachel's coming to tell Ross she

loves him. Oh my god.

>> I know. That's why we got to find

Monica. Do you know where she is?

>> No. Okay. What's with the third degree?

WHY DON'T YOU SHINE A LIGHT IN MY EYES?

>> FRIENDS, family are gathered to

celebrate here today. The joyous union

of Ross and Emily.

May the happiness we share with them

today be with them always. Now, Emily,

repeat after me. I Emily

>> I Emily

>> take thee Ross

>> take thee Ross

>> as my lawfully wedded husband in

sickness and in health till death parts

us.

>> as my lawfully wedded husband in

sickness and in health until death parts

us.

>> Now Ross,

repeat after me. I Ross.

>> I Ross

>> take thee Emily.

>> Take thee Rachel.

>> [cheering]

>> Emily. [applause]

[laughter]

Emily.

Shall I go on?

重点词汇

词汇	含义
jellyfish /ˈdʒɛlifɪʃ/ B2	noun - 水母
sting /stɪŋ/ B2	verb - 刺
ammonia /əˈmoʊniə/ C1	noun - 氨
responsibility /rɪˌspɒnsəˈbɪləti/ B2	noun - 责任
perspective /pərˈspɛktɪv/ B2	noun - 观点
sturdy /ˈstɜːrdi/ C1	adjective - 结实
coffin /ˈkɒfɪn/ B2	noun - 棺材
rumor /ˈruːmər/ B2	noun - 谣言
legend /ˈlɛdʒənd/ B2	noun - 传奇
varsity /ˈvɑːrsəti/ C1	noun - 校队
destructive /dɪˈstrʌktɪv/ B2	adjective - 破坏性的
catering /ˈkeɪtərɪŋ/ B2	noun - 餐饮服务
widow /ˈwɪdoʊ/ B2	noun - 寡妇
infinite /ˈɪnfɪnɪt/ C1	adjective - 无限
tragedy /ˈtrædʒədi/ B2	noun - 悲剧
conceive /kənˈsiːv/ C1	verb - 受孕
sperm /spɜːrm/ C1	noun - 精子
agreement /əˈɡriːmənt/ B1	noun - 同意
transponding /trænsˈpɒndɪŋ/ C2	verb - 应答传送
luggage /ˈlʌɡɪdʒ/ A2	noun - 行李

重点语法结构

• You're going to have to pee on it.

  ➔ 半助动词 (have to) + Be going to (未来意图/必要性)

  ➔ 在此语境下，“have to”表达了外部义务或必要性。

• If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.

  ➔ 虚拟语气（第二条件句）(If + 过去式, would + 动词原形)

  ➔ 该结构用于描述不太可能发生的假设情况。

• We were on a break.

  ➔ be动词的一般过去时

  ➔ 指过去存在的特定状态或情况。

• I wish we hadn't lost those four months.

  ➔ Wish + 过去完成时 (表达遗憾)

  ➔ 用于表达对过去无法改变的事情的遗憾。

• I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for.

  ➔ 名词性从句（间接疑问句）+ 过去进行时

  ➔ 从句“what I was taking responsibility for”充当“know”的宾语。

• I built this thing with my own hands.

  ➔ 一般过去时 (过去完成的动作)

  ➔ 强调该动作发生在过去并在过去某个特定时刻完成。

• If I can't, I'll knock five bucks off.

  ➔ 第一条件句 (If + 一般现在时, will + 动词原形)

  ➔ 描述基于特定条件的未来真实可能性。

• I should have known it would work out.

  ➔ 情态动词完成式 (should have + 过去分词)

  ➔ 用于表达对过去未按预期发生的事件的观点或遗憾。