– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

[音乐]

[音乐]

[掌声]

>> 今天早上我

做了一个可怕的梦。

我梦想

我不穿裤子发表了这次演讲。

哦，不，何塞。

上次我做这个梦是在数学考试前一天晚上，我才 14 岁

。

显然，我的大脑认为这和三角学一样

有压力

。

我给我的喜剧演员朋友布莱恩打了电话。

布莱恩是一个聪明人。

他有很多时间思考

的事情

，因为他也失业了。

Brian 告诉我，

“阿卡什，

别担心。”

布莱恩是爱尔兰人。我不会重音，所以

你自己想象一下。

“阿卡什，别担心。生活就像

喜剧。

一切都与视角有关。

只需翻转视角即可。”

所以，我在这里

想象你们所有人

不穿裤子。

首先，恭喜弗莱堡。

对于没有穿裤子的人来说，你比我预想的更有信心

。

布莱恩是对的。喜剧是关于

的视角。

今天，我想与大家分享

两条消息。

一，

你的观点已经让你

变得有趣。

第二，

幽默是我们

作为人类建立联系的最快方式之一。

让我们测试一下，好吗？我会问你一个

问题。

呃，你们当中谁认为你

很有趣？可以举手。

好的，太棒了。呃，那就太好了。

嗯

比我预期的要多。你们可以在演出结束后来

找我并加入我的喜剧

俱乐部。

那些没有举手的人

不要绝望。

我们现在就着手解决这个问题。

那么，下一个问题是针对那些

没有举手的人。

你们当中有谁嘲笑过自己的

错误？

你能举手吗？

看看你的周围。

您最好的喜剧材料

已经在您体内可用。

所以，在不知不觉中，

你已经很有趣了。

布莱恩还告诉我一些别的事情。

>> [哼哼]

>> Brian 说，人生中有三份工作

，无需任何培训即可完成。

成为一名政治家，

成为一名家长，

成为一名喜剧演员。

无需考试，无需资格。

是不是很疯狂？

我不认为每个人都应该成为

政治家。

我绝对不认为每个人

都应该成为父母。

>> [笑声]

>> 呃

但我真的、真的认为每个人

都应该很有趣。

因为幽默是我们作为人类

最简单的方式之一。

建立联系的最简单、

事实上，科学研究表明

笑是

一种进化机制

，它会产生内啡肽并增强

社会联系。

您认为为什么我们的史前

祖先会在洞穴墙壁上画阴茎？

上周我在 Ausländerbehörde，

呃外国人办公室，

呃延长我的签证。

我排了2个小时的队。

我非常沮丧。

我可以看到

柜台后面的那位女士。她看起来比我更沮丧

。

我已经在脑子里做好了所有德语

对话的心理准备，所以我可以

可以

呃在轮到我的时候做好准备。所以，轮到我的

了。我走到柜台前，

，我忘记了一切。

然后我咕哝了一些完全

语无伦次的话。

这个女人就像是，“Wie 咬了？”

所以，我又试了一次。

更糟的是。

她用土耳其语回复了我。

所以，这次我用英语告诉她，

“我很抱歉。我没听懂

你。”

她把手放在臀部上，

她说：“我也不明白你的意思，

。”

in English.

>> [笑声]

>> 我们都笑了。

紧张气氛消失了。

我还没有签证。

但我至少离开 Ausländerbehörde

不那么沮丧了。

从我的角度来看，

她是我

签证的官僚障碍。

但对她来说，我是第一百个困惑

个人在没有阅读

说明的情况下来找她。

她一定厌倦了说

So geht das nicht。

>> [笑声]

>> 有时用土耳其语。

我看起来根本不像土耳其人。

但她已经尽力了。

但是当我们笑的时候，我们只是两个

困惑的人一起失败。

我发现幽默的有趣之处在于

我和我喜欢的人一起笑。

也许您也注意到了这一点。

几年前

当我遇见我的女朋友时，她常常模仿她的父母。

我觉得这很搞笑。

现在我非常了解她的父母了。

而且它们与她

模仿的完全不同。

我觉得这更有趣。

这是双向的。幽默是一条

双向路。

所以我是一名物理学家，所以我有义务

引入物理类比。

牛顿第三定律规定，每一个作用

都会产生大小相等且方向相反的反应。

用人类的话来说，我说

你和你喜欢的人一起笑

。

而且你喜欢可以和你一起欢笑的人。

笑声会让人喜欢。

我想我们所有人或你们中的大多数人

都希望被人喜欢。我想让你喜欢我。

今天没有人走出家门

想着，我会让一个人

在阿尔迪感到不舒服。

>> 幽默不仅仅是让别人发笑

。

这也是笑的能力。

这来自同理心。

能够设身处地为别人着想

...

并从他们的角度看世界

并认识到他们身上的人性。

大多数幽默都遵循非常简单的

模式。

你抱有一种期望，一些

已经存在的东西，一些你

每个人都知道的东西，你看到它，

并发现隐藏在里面的惊喜。

嗯

自从我搬到弗莱堡以来，

很多人，

尤其是女性，

问我是否做瑜伽。

>> [笑声]

>> 起初我以为他们很好奇。

很快我意识到他们并不关心我是否做

瑜伽。

他们想告诉我

他们做瑜伽。

甚至是我的医生，

几周前，我因背痛

去找她，

她看着我，“啊，

像你这样的年轻人，

你不做瑜伽吗？”

我只是想要止痛药。

我不想因为自己是一个不做瑜伽的坏印度人而感到羞耻

。

所以现在我假装我不知道瑜伽

是什么。

因此，每当有人问我时，

我都会说，“哈，

什么是瑜伽？

它像纯素蛋糕吗？

开玩笑的是，人们期望

我了解瑜伽。

令人惊讶的是，现在 Zara 必须向我这个印度人解释

什么是下垂的狗

。

我的角色是喜剧演员

并不是要告诉你客观的真相

而是要向你展示

我的真相

当你能够

同情我的观点时

我不知道你的医生是否问过

你是否做瑜伽，

但我想你感受到了我的沮丧

我开始喜剧是因为布莱恩

我是。受到布莱恩的启发

不是因为我发现他很有趣。

我受到布莱恩的启发

...

我认为如果布莱恩能做到，我也能做到

...

，我

意识到一些非常重要的事情

当我试图表现得冷静并且

聪明时，没有人笑。

...

的事情，

...

不是因为我变得更有趣，

是因为我的人性变得有共鸣。

...

是有共鸣的。

你不需要像我之前的一些非凡的

...

演讲者一样过着

的生活。

你只需要

和一些自我意识。

...

我是一位跆拳道运动员的朋友

你知道

嗯

他告诉了我一些事情

我的父母

给了我很多创伤。

我必须成为一名战士。

但他们没有给我足够的创伤

，让我无法成为世界冠军。

所以现在我是一名教练

给年幼的孩子带来很多创伤

，这样他们中的一个就可以成为世界

冠军。

他本可以说

我的父母虐待我

，这伤害了我。

但他说的是我经历了

一些困难。

我克服了它。

我知道自己的极限

但有雄心壮志。

相同的事实

不同的框架。

幽默在我们如何塑造

紧张气氛中发挥着重要作用。

我们周围的气氛非常紧张。

我想问你最后两个问题。

好吧？

第一个问题。

这里谁的

天有一个美好的开始？

好吧，你们大多数人。

太无聊了。

这里谁的

天开始得很糟糕？

好的，你们中的一些人。你们中的一些人。我可以

和你谈谈吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 嗨。你叫什么名字？

特蕾莎。好吧，发生了什么事？您可以

快速告诉我们您是否不介意

房间吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 你

她对不起，你不睡觉了？

自从您从凌晨 4:00 起就不再入睡

...

好的，这种情况已经持续了 18

个月。

>> [笑声]

>> 就像我说的，有些人不应该成为

父母。嗯

>> [笑声]

>> 谢谢你，特蕾莎，分享。那么，

的解决方案是什么？

>> 嗯

我母乳喂养了她。

嗯，她平静下来，睡着了。我

没有。

>> 你她从

>> 一些瑜伽中平静下来。

>> 你做了一些瑜伽。这对你有帮助。

>> 这很有效。呃喝了茶，

一切都好多了。

>> 好的，太棒了。好的，您找到了问题的

解决方案。然后也许

明天你会让你女儿做瑜伽，

然后她就会平静下来。

谢谢你，特蕾莎。向特蕾莎报以

热烈的掌声。

>> [鼓掌]

[鼓掌]

>> 喜剧也有风险。有时

有效，有时则无效。

但即使失败也没关系，你还有

一个故事。

这个故事可能很有趣。

呃，所以，当我说每个人都可以

有趣时，

我的意思是

你们都有独特的视角，

让你们变得有趣。

因为你已经过着自己的生活。

当您诚实地分享时，

幽默可以成为联系人们的强大工具

。

所以，在这次演讲之后，我鼓励大家

走进门厅，

在一个充满陌生人的房间里，脱掉

你的情感裤子，

一起笑。

也许有一天，您会

受到启发，向他人分享您自己的尴尬故事

。

看着一个充满陌生人的房间

成为一个社区。

谢谢。

>> [鼓掌]

[英语]

[music]

[music]

[applause]

>> I

had a terrible dream this morning.

I dreamt

I gave this talk without pants.

Oh, no, Jose.

Last time I had this dream, I was 14

the night before my math exam.

Clearly, my brain thinks this is as

stressful

as trigonometry.

I called my comedian friend Brian.

Brian is a wise person.

He has a lot of time to think about

stuff

because he's also unemployed.

Brian told me,

"Akash,

don't worry."

Brian is Irish. I can't do accents, so

imagine it yourself.

"Akash, don't worry. Life is like

comedy.

It's all about perspective.

Just flip the perspective."

So, here I am

imagining all of you

without pants.

First of all, Freiburg, congratulations.

For people without pants, you're way

more confident than I expected.

And Brian is right. Comedy is about

perspective.

Today, I want to share

two messages with you.

One,

your perspective already makes you

funny.

And two,

humor is one of the fastest ways we can

connect as human beings.

Let's test this, okay? I'll ask you a

question.

Uh who here among you thinks you are

funny? Can raise your hand.

Okay, fantastic. Uh that's that's great.

Um

more than I expected. You guys can come

to me after the show and join my comedy

club.

Those who did not raise your hands, do

not despair.

We are going to work on it right now.

So, the next question is for those who

did not raise their hands.

Who here among you has laughed at your

own mistake?

Can you raise your hand?

Look around you.

Your best comedy material

is already accessible within you.

So, without knowing,

you're already funny.

Brian told me something else.

>> [snorts]

>> Brian said there are three jobs in life

one can do without any training.

Be a politician,

be a parent,

be a comedian.

No exam, no qualifications needed. Isn't

that crazy?

I don't think everyone should be a

politician.

I definitely do not think everyone

should be a parent.

>> [laughter]

>> Uh

but I really, really think everyone

should be funny.

Because humor is one of the easiest and

simplest ways we can bond as human

beings.

In fact, scientific research has shown

that laughter is

an evolutionary mechanism

that generates endorphins and enhances

social bonding.

Why do you think our prehistoric

ancestors drew penises on cave walls?

I was at the Ausländerbehörde last week,

uh the foreigners office,

uh to extend my visa.

I stood in queue for 2 hours.

I was pretty frustrated.

I could see the woman behind the

counter. She looked even more frustrated

than me.

I had mentally prepared all the German

dialogues in my head, so I am I can I

can

uh be ready when my turn comes. So, my

turn came. I stepped up to the counter,

and I forgot everything.

And I mumbled something completely

incoherent.

And this woman was like, "Wie bitte?"

So, I tried again.

Even worse.

And she responded to me in Turkish.

So, I told her, this time in English,

"I'm so sorry. I did not understand

you."

And she puts her hands on her hips, and

she says, "I did not understand you,

either."

in English.

>> [laughter]

>> We both laughed.

And the tension broke.

I still don't have a visa.

But I at least left the Ausländerbehörde

less frustrated.

From my perspective,

she was the bureaucratic hurdle against

my visa.

But to her, I'm the hundredth confused

person coming to her without reading

instruction.

She must be so tired of saying

So geht das nicht.

>> [laughter]

>> Sometimes in Turkish.

I don't even look Turkish.

But she's trying her best.

But when we laughed, we were just two

confused people failing together.

The funny thing about um humor I find is

I laugh with people I like.

Maybe you have noticed that as well.

When I met my girlfriend a few years

ago, she used to imitate her parents.

And I thought that was hilarious.

Now I know her parents really well.

And they're nothing like how she

imitates.

Which I find even funnier.

And it goes both ways. Humor is a

two-way street.

So I'm a physicist, so I'm a I'm obliged

to bring in a physics analogy.

Newton's third law says for every action

there is an equal and opposite reaction.

In human terms, I say

you laugh

with people you like.

And you like people you can laugh with.

Laughter induces likeability.

I imagine all of us are or most of you

want to be liked. I want you to like me.

Nobody stepped out of their house today

thinking, I will make one person

uncomfortable at Aldi.

>> And humor isn't just making others

laugh.

It's also the ability to laugh.

And that comes from empathy.

The ability to put yourself in somebody

else's shoes

and see the world from their perspective

and recognizing the humanness in them.

Most humor follows a very simple

pattern.

You take an expectation, something

that's already there, something you

everybody knows, you see it,

and finding the surprise hidden inside.

Um

since I moved to Freiburg,

a lot of people,

especially women,

ask me if I do yoga.

>> [laughter]

>> At first I thought they were curious.

Soon I realized they don't care if I do

yoga.

They want to inform me

that they do yoga.

Even my doctor,

I went to her a few weeks ago for back

pain,

and she looked at me, "Ah,

young man like you,

don't you do yoga?"

I just wanted painkillers.

I did not want to be shamed for a bad

being a bad Indian who doesn't do yoga.

So now I pretend I do not know what yoga

is.

So whenever someone asks me,

I say, "Huh,

what is a yoga?

Is it like a vegan cake?

The joke is that there is an expectation

that I know yoga.

The surprise is now Zara has to explain

to me, an Indian, what a downward dog

is.

My role as a comedian

is not to tell you the objective truth.

It's to show you

my truth.

And laughter comes from when you can

empathize with my perspective.

I don't know if your doctor ever asked

you if you do yoga,

but I imagine you felt my frustration.

I started comedy because of Brian.

I was inspired by Brian

not because I found him funny.

I was inspired by Brian because I did

not find him funny.

I thought if Brian could do it, I can do

it.

And I went through the process, I

realized something very very

significant. When I tried to be cool and

smart, nobody laughed.

But when I spoke about raw uncomfortable

stuff, things,

people did.

Not because I became funnier,

because my humanness became relatable.

Imperfection

is relatable.

You do not need to do not need to lead a

life like some of the extraordinary

speakers before me.

Even they are not perfect. Nobody is.

You just need you

and some self-awareness.

I

am friends with a kickboxer.

You know

these guys. Um

he told me something.

My parents

gave me so much trauma

I had to become a fighter.

But they did not give me enough trauma

that I could be a world champion.

So now I am a coach

giving young kids a lot of trauma

so one of them can become a world

champion.

He could have said

my parents were abusive

and it damaged me.

But what he said was I went through

something difficult.

I overcame it.

I know my limits

but have ambition.

Same facts

different framing.

Humor lives a lot in how we frame

tension.

And there is so much tension around us.

I want to ask you two last questions.

All right?

First question.

Who here had a wonderful start to their

day?

Okay, most of you.

So boring.

Who here had a terrible start to their

day?

Okay, some of you. Some of you. Can I

talk to you?

>> [laughter]

>> Hi. What's your name?

Teresa. Okay, what happened? Can you

just quickly tell us if you don't mind

for the room?

>> [laughter]

>> You

She Sorry, you don't sleep anymore?

Since you didn't fell asleep anymore

since 4:00 a.m.

Okay, and that has been going on for 18

months.

>> [laughter]

>> Like I said, some people shouldn't be

parents. Um

>> [laughter]

>> Thank you, Teresa, for sharing. So, what

was the solution?

>> Um

I breastfed her.

Um she calmed down, fell asleep. I

didn't.

>> You She calmed down from

>> Some yoga.

>> You did some yoga. That helps you.

>> And that worked. Uh had tea and

everything was better.

>> Okay, wonderful. Okay, so you found a

solution to your problem. And then maybe

tomorrow you make your daughter do yoga,

and then she calms down.

Thank you, Teresa. Give a big round of

applause to Teresa.

>> [applause]

[applause]

>> Comedy is also risky. Sometimes it

works, sometimes it doesn't.

But it's okay even if it fails, you have

a story.

And that story can be funny.

Uh so, when I say everybody can be

funny,

what I mean is

you all have a unique perspective that

makes you funny.

Because you have lived a life.

And when you share it honestly,

humor can become a powerful tool

for connecting people.

So, after this talk, I encourage all of

you to go into the foyer,

be in a room full of strangers, take off

your emotional pants,

and laugh together.

And maybe you'll be one day you'll be

inspired to share your own awkward story

to others.

And watch a room full of strangers

become a community.

Thank you.

>> [applause]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
stressful /ˈstresfəl/ B1	adjective - 令人紧张的
perspective /pərˈspektɪv/ B2	noun - 观点
confident /ˈkɒnfɪdənt/ B1	adjective - 自信的
despair /dɪˈspeər/ C1	verb - 绝望
accessible /əkˈsesəbəl/ B2	adjective - 可到达的
evolutionary /ˌiːvəˈluːʃənəri/ C1	adjective - 进化的
mechanism /ˈmekənɪzəm/ B2	noun - 机制
frustrated /frʌˈstreɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - 沮丧的
incoherent /ˌɪnkəʊˈhɪərənt/ C1	adjective - 语无伦次的
bureaucratic /ˌbjʊərəˈkrætɪk/ C1	adjective - 官僚的
empathize /ˈempəθaɪz/ C1	verb - 共情
relatable /rɪˈleɪtəbəl/ B2	adjective - 有共鸣的
imperfection /ˌɪmpəˈfekʃən/ B2	noun - 不完美
trauma /ˈtrɔːmə/ B2	noun - 创伤
ambition /æmˈbɪʃən/ B1	noun - 野心

重点语法结构

• I dreamt I gave this talk without pants.

  ➔ 过去虚拟语气

  ➔ 动词 "gave" 使用过去式来表达梦中的假设情境。

• Brian has a lot of time to think about stuff because he's also unemployed.

  ➔ 原因从句

  ➔ "Because" 引出主句动作背后的原因。

• Who here among you thinks you are funny?

  ➔ 作主语的疑问代词

  ➔ "Who" 在此句中作主语，用于询问特定的人或群体。

• I've stood in queue for 2 hours.

  ➔ 现在完成时

  ➔ "have/has + 过去分词" 结构表示从过去开始并与现在相关的动作。

• Newton's third law says for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

  ➔ 存在句 "There is"

  ➔ "There is" 用于在特定语境下说明某物的存在。

• You do not need to lead a life like some of the extraordinary speakers.

  ➔ 表示必要性的情态动词（否定）

  ➔ "Do not need to" 表示没有义务。

• I imagined all of you without pants.

  ➔ 一般过去时

  ➔ 动词 "imagined" 描述过去完成的动作。

• If Brian could do it, I can do it.

  ➔ 条件句

  ➔ "If" 从句设定条件，主句表达可能的结果。