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[中文]

我会这么做的。我要打电话给他

并约他出去。

>> 我能做到。请他出去。你

怎么样？ [笑声]

>> 嗨约书亚。我是

Bloomingdales 的 Rachel Green。

是的。嗯，我只是想知道你是否嗯

今天是否把钱包落在商店了。

...

好的。现在，这样的人已经很少见了。这是

中等。好吧，现在走吧，走吧，走吧。嘿，

菲比。嘿。嘿，吃晚饭吧。晚餐

很好。打个招呼吧。现在，我要

走了。

那么，

>> 你好。

我在菜单上没有看到这个。

蒂姆，这是菲比。菲比，这是

蒂姆，我的新苏厨师。

>> 哦，所以你是莫妮卡的老板？

>> 事实上，她是我的老板。 Sue 是

法语，意思是“以下”。

>> 啊，我起诉立场。

>> 嘿，蒂姆。我需要一份鱿鱼和一份凯撒

沙拉。嗯，你能给我

香蒜沙司吗？是的。

>> 你做了香蒜酱吗？

>> 是的，我做到了。

>> 你认为你的香蒜沙司是最好的吗？

>> 我不知道，但我会说

相当不错。 [笑声]

>> 我还需要鱿鱼和凯撒

沙拉。

>> 我喜欢你的项链。

>> 哦，我自己做的。

>> 你太有才华了。

>> 好吧，这不是香蒜酱。 [笑声]

>> 好吧。好的。让我们切入正题

。好的。你是单身。你

单身。他 11:00 下班。

她会等待您的电话。如果我能买到

给他你的电话号码。

一份鱿鱼和一份凯撒沙拉，我就会

>> 我没有大喊大叫。我不会在罐子里放

美元。

>> 我对昨晚的事感到抱歉，我真的

想补偿你。

>> 不，你知道没有必要编造

。如何？ [笑声]

嗯，我想也许可以吃一顿

[清喉咙] 浪漫晚餐，配上嗯

蜡烛和葡萄酒，然后呃也许

回我家吃甜点。

>> 听起来很完美。 [笑声]

>> 这是什么？您给我们买了几瓶

啤酒。

>> How 我们该如何对付他们呢？

>> 好吧，你可以利用你的位置，你

知道，作为室友，然后我会

使用，你知道的，我

可以使用的最强大的工具，我的性。

>> 哈喽，孩子们。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。观看、学习，但不要吃我的

饼干。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

哇，那件夹克你穿起来真好看。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。材质看起来很柔软。噢，

你好，二头肌先生。

...

>> 你锻炼了吗？

>> 好吧，我试着，你知道，挤压

件事。 [笑声]

[笑声]

>> 你还好吗？

>> 好吧，如果你真的想知道，我哦，

我不能告诉你这个。

>> 也许是我。你可以告诉我任何事情。

嗯，事实上，你是我

无法告诉的人，也是我

最想要的人。 [笑声]

>> 发生了什么事？

>> 我想这只是，你知道，我

已经很久没有和一个男人在一起了，而且

你知道有时你正在寻找

的东西，而你甚至没有

看到它就在

你喝着咖啡的面前。

>> 哦，不。我是不是说太多了？

>> 好吧，让我换身衣服，我们就可以

去吃晚饭了。

>> 我们总是要打扮他的身体。

我并不是告诉您必须在

电视上观看它。

>> 你不知道，是吗？

>> 不。不在乎。

>> 嘿，好场景，伙计。嘿，你也一样。全部

都对。

>> 什么？你不在其中。 [笑声]

>> 哦，呃，现金。这是我的朋友雷切尔。

雷切尔。现金。现金。雷切尔。

>>嗨。

>> 我以前怎么没在这里见过你？

>> 好吧，乔伊可能只是认为我会让他难堪

。是的。他认为我是某种

肥皂剧狂，

>> 但我不是。我不是。 [笑声]

不过，我确实知道你呃你的

最喜欢的冰淇淋口味是黄油

山核桃。

呃，你的狗的名字是

Wall-E。

>> 哦，看看那个。我只是在抚摸你的

手臂。

>> 开始吧。我们开始吧。

>> 哦，真的吗？再见，卡什。向瓦力打个招呼。

我只是喜欢

关系的开始部分，你知道吗？你就像

一样无法将双手分开。

>> 我知道。这是最好的。天啊。那么

你和

钱德勒的这种情况持续了多久？

[笑声]

>> 什么？事情还在继续。

>> 来吧。说真的，什么时候结束？

>> 我是认真的。我的意思是，我们一直

互相关心。

>> 好的。好吧，你比我更清楚自己的处境

。我只是好奇。

>> 你为什么不冷静下来，菲比？

好的。

现在，为什么你不先了解所有

事实，然后再到处告诉

每个人，你知道，你们是

唯一的热辣情侣。

天哪，我唤醒了野兽。嗯，

>> 我错了。显然，我只是

说错了。没关系。

>> 没关系。我的意思是，只要你知道

钱德勒和我也非常性感

并且火热。我的意思是，和你一样热情。我

的意思是，我们的火焰。哇！它着火了。

>> 嘿，莫妮卡，你的扫帚回来了。

>> 你真可爱。

>> 你的情况？

哦，好吧，这很复杂。我实际上没有

有男朋友，但是嗯

>> 我可以知道你的电话号码吗？

>> 对不起。否。

>> 好的。

>> 哦，当然。

>> 天啊。您提供的是真实的

号码。

>> 好的。谢谢。今晚我稍后

会给您打电话。

>> 再见。

>> 再见。

>> 哇。所以，那太好了。你、比尔、罗斯、

和艾玛在一起会很开心

。 [笑声]

>> 你在想什么？

>> 我不知道。他很可爱，他喜欢

我。这是一种冲动。

>> 但是罗斯呢？你的

时刻怎么样？你不想和罗斯

谈谈吗？

>> 不。不，因为我确切地知道

对话将如何进行。嘿，罗斯。

你知道，我想我们之前有过

时刻。是的。 [清喉咙]

我也是。

嗯，但我不确定我是否真的想

对此采取任何措施。是的，

[清喉咙]我也一样。 H. 好吧，

我们是否应该继续住在一起

而不是真正告诉对方我们

的真实感受？

>> 是的，这对我有用。

>> 进来吧。

我一直在等你。

[笑声]

>>嗨。我只想天哪。我的天啊。

迈克尔。我的天啊。好的。对不起。

抱歉。我，嗯，我正在小睡。

你什么时候开始在

那个位置小睡了？

天哪，莫妮卡，告诉我你在等一个男人

。请告诉我你正在等一个人

。

>> 是的。是的，我是一个下班的人。

我正在和一个同事约会。哈。

[笑声]

你的

餐厅里那个可爱的服务员。看起来像

没有威胁性的鳐鱼，Leotaa。

>> 嗯嗯。 [笑声]

那个。你知道吗？请给我

秒。我会离开你的头发。我

只是去拿一件夹克。当我拿回

时，我想要每一个小细节。

>> 也许就是他。

>> 好的。嗯[笑声] 好的。嗯

只有乔伊和罗斯。

>> 你们为什么不去看电影？

>> 好吧，我们是，但是罗斯在手机上大声说话

，他们把我们赶了出去。

>> 我必须大声说话，因为这部电影的声音

。 [笑声]

>> 他正在与伦敦交谈。

>> 天哪。嘿，他和

艾米丽联系了吗？

>> 嗯，不，还没有。他正在给她家里的每个人打电话

，希望

有人能帮助他与

她取得联系。

>> 我不在乎我是否说了其他

女孩的名字，你这个拘谨的老家伙。

>> 罗斯，讨好家人的方式。

[笑声]

>> 我很高兴你们都在这里。我的

办公室终于得到了不起皱的传真

纸。我的意思是，也许您在

整个自发的事情上走在正确的轨道上。我的意思是，女人真的

...

喜欢那样。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。我的意思是，你知道，我的意思是，如果

是我，我我'，你知道，我希望你

>> 什么？

>> 我不会让我措手不及，你

知道，就像一个非常

好的吻，

你知道，真的有点柔软

首先

然后也许嗯把头发从我脸上拂开

...

>>然后远远地看着我的眼睛

，让我知道一些

惊人的事情即将发生。

嗯。

[笑声]

>> 然后我不知道，然后你会

把我拉得离你很近，这样

我就会被压住，你知道，

靠在你身上

，嗯，会有点

出汗

，呃，模糊。

并且这一切正在发生。

>> 谢谢，R。晚安。

[笑声]

>> 我要退出。我刚刚帮助一位

81 岁的女士穿上丁字裤，但她

甚至没有买。

我告诉你，我要辞职了。就是

。我现在正在和我的老板说话。

是的，我是。我是。我是。是的，我是

。我是。我是。好的，再见。

收到此消息后给我打电话。

>> 哦，沃尔瑟姆先生，我呃真的需要

和你谈谈。

>> 请稍等。我正在执行一项任务

，而您有一位客户。

>>嗨。

>>嗨。我是约书亚。

>> 嗨，我是雷切尔·格林。我能为

你做什么，约书亚？

>> 嗯，呃，我需要一个全新的衣柜。

我的妻子，好吧，我的前妻。

>> 哦，非常抱歉。

不管怎样，她烧掉了我所有的衣服。我

做了两件事。这套衣服和

原来是一条裙子。

>> 至少这是一套很棒的西装。

>> 是的，但是把它

放在裙子里的干洗店里并不是很有趣。

[笑声]

>> 所以，我需要一切，包括内衣。

所以，如果你愿意，我呃我完全属于你了。

...

好的，

>> Rachel，你需要跟我说话。

>> 不，不，那不是我。

>> 好吧，我们应该开始了。让我给你看看我的内衣

。

>> 我们

精选的内衣。 [笑声]

>> 哦，对不起。是这样的。就是这样

。

>> 就是这样。对不起。 [笑声]

[喘气]

...

你愿意和

一起去看一场篮球比赛吗？你知道，这很有趣，因为

我碰巧有喜欢尼克的

的门票。[笑声]

嗯

。 [笑声]

>> 你觉得怎么样？哦，好吧，作为一个有空的单身

女性，

我认为你看起来很棒。

>> 啊？啊？

>> 是的。哦，是的。你看起来棒极了。

[笑声]

>> 哦，是的。是的，这看起来很棒。

>> 嗯，你喜欢吗？

>> 我愿意。我愿意。我喜欢它。事实上，我想

我会穿着它回家。

>> 太棒了。

>> 好吧。嗯，非常感谢您

的所有帮助。

>> 当然。

>> 好吧，我想呃我想就是这样了。

>> 谢谢。也许我会在

春天见到你，你知道，穿着

泳衣。

>> 好吧，好吧，你现在不想这样做

。 [笑声]

>> 没关系。我

>> 无论如何，希望有一天能在

见到你。

>> 篮球。

[笑声]

>> 抱歉。

>> 我呃，如果你有兴趣的话，我有两张今晚尼克斯队

比赛的门票。只是

作为本周的感谢。

>> 哇，那太好了。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的，那太好了。我的

侄子非常喜欢尼克斯队。

>> 这太棒了。非常感谢你，

雷切尔。

>> 早上好。

>>嗨。

>> 好吧，下一次[音乐]时间，你

说什么？

>> 我有一张额外的票。一张额外的票。

不是两张票。我还有一张额外的票。

[笑声]

>> So, the first time you asked a guy out,

he he turned you down. [笑声]

>> 他没有拒绝我。他正在观看

比赛，不是吗？我得到了日期。我只是

不参与其中。

>> 哦，是的。我让他检查我的厨房

层。

>> A 98. I deducted two points because

you're not wearing your chef's hat.

违反了第 5 条。

>> 嗯，看，拉里，亲爱的，

嗯，我写了关于第 5 节的书，我

知道除非你在厨房，否则你不必戴

帽子。

>> 你的帽子在哪里？

>> 在厨房里。我去拿。

>> 啊，有两点。 [laughter]

>> Hey, you should really read that book

you wrote.

[欢呼]

>> 哇。 You saw the hat in the kitchen and

you knew she'd have to go in there

hatless to get it.

>> 嘿，很高兴你能成功。感谢

的到来。

>> 天哪，凯尔。大声点。

>> 我爱你。 [laughter]

>> Hey, that's why I didn't invite you.你

必须冷静下来。 All right, just go go

get yourself a drink or something.

>> 哦，是的。这就是你想要的。我的

抑制力降低了。

>> 嘿，乔伊说不要签名。但如果

她得到了一个，我也想要一个。 to

Monica and none of this best wishes

crap.我想要爱。

>> 好的。 Actually, uh, man, Matthew was was

giving me his phone number.

>> 哦，伙计。 If I had known I was coming to

this party, I never would have gotten

married. [laughter]

>> It's nice to meet you, Rachel.

>> 很高兴认识你。

>> 给我打电话。

>> 我们会的。

>> 看看你和所有的家伙。

>> 我猜你已经忘记了乔伊。

>> Yeah, well, I guess I guess I have

forgotten about Joey. And clearly you've

forgotten about Chandler.

请。钱德勒是我一生的挚爱。

哦，皮裤。怜悯吧。

我真正想要的只是一个美好的夜晚。

只是性，你知道，没有附加条件，

没有关系，只是和一个

令我感到舒服的人在一起，并且知道

他在度过一个美好的

夜晚做什么。我的意思是，

真的那么难找到吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 那么，你今天过得怎么样？

>> 好。我呃我看到一只很大的鸽子。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，我得早起，现在已经

快 7:00 了。所以，

>> 我也得把它扔到我的房间里。

>> 晚安。

>> 晚安。

>> 我做不到。我没有要求你

[笑]这样做。

>> 你是雷切尔。

>> 你是乔伊。

>> 你是我的朋友。

>> 就在您身边。

>> 另外，这将是错误和奇怪的，

和糟糕的

>> 如此糟糕。我什至不知道

你在说什么，因为我没有

要求你做任何事情。

>> 我知道。

[笑声]

>> 你想做吗？

>> 不。

>> 我也没有。我只是在测试你。嘿，

好的，

对话就结束了。

>> 这个对话从未发生过。

>> 发生了。

>> 晚安。

>> 回到那里。

>> 那你要甩掉杰森吗？好吧，

是的，因为我必须与

某人分手，好吧。所以，杰森是

敏感的，但现在文斯也是如此。另外，

文斯有身体，你知道，所以

这实际上只是关于数学，

>>杰森。

>> 是的。进来吧，

[笑声]

>> 菲比，你在电话里

听起来有点严肃。呃，有什么问题吗？

>> 呃呃。

>> 谁向阿奇漫画公司出售了故事？

>> 天哪，太棒了。哦哇。

[笑声]

>> 你是一名出版作家。我希望我有一份

礼物送给你。

>> 等一下。

我的最后一个孩子可以获得更多。

[笑声]

>> 你想分享吗？

>> 好吧，你们。这是丹尼。手表。

看看这个。

看到了吗？仍然假装他不

感兴趣。

[笑声]

>> 好的，他过来了。假装

，就像我们不认识他一样。我们忘记了

他是谁。

>> 嘿伙计们。嘿。

[笑声]

>> 哦，丹尼。

>>丹尼。你认识雷切尔。你知道，她

她很好。她看起来不错，

，对吧？谢谢，伙计。

>> 当然。你想和她一起出去

约会吗？莫妮卡，

[清喉咙]

>> 绝对。是星期五。好的。

>> 星期五是完美的。她等不及了。

>> 到了约会的时候，我就可以直接和

她说话了，对吗？ [笑声]

看，

>> 好的。那到底是什么？你知道

什么吗？别回答我。

>> 我和丹尼有个约会。 [笑声]

那么，你们觉得怎么样？

[笑声]

>> 嘿，

坚持一下。请给你妈妈看。

>> 妈妈。妈妈。

>> 那么，你觉得怎么样？

>> 好吧，

没关系。

>> 这不是最好的。这是有史以来最糟糕的事情之一。{32} [笑声]

...

不仅仅是在电视上。

>> 我们要告诉他什么？

>> 嗯，灯光还不错。

>> 哦，不，你不知道。您上次

次点亮了。灯光是我的。

>> 我有服装。

>> 哦，太棒了。这意味着我被困住了所以，

我们在那里看着你，而你

就坐在这里。哇哦。

>> 二月，你打算做什么？

>> 我不知道。我不知道。我不能再对他撒谎

。哦，不。我不，我只是

将我的胸部压在

他身上。

，什么也不说。

>> 嗯嗯。是的，没错。 [笑声]

>> 哇。嗯，我的家人真的很喜欢它。

>> 那么，你们觉得怎么样？

[笑声]

>> 没那么好。

>> 我不敢相信你回来了。

>> 什么也别说。

我不想说话。我不想

思考。我只想让你带着我

亲吻我并与我做爱，

现在。

>> 雷切尔，

>> 雷切尔，

>> 什么？

>> 您错过了出口。

>> 我让你宣誓？

>> 不，我强迫自己拿了一个。是的。禁止

与客户鬼混。嗯

时刻做好准备。 [笑声]

是的，那实际上是来自童子军

的，但这很有道理。

[笑声]

>> 你为什么不把它们给别人

呢？

>> 不，我能应付。不，我是

专业人士。

>> 哦，Fibs，那是新的脚链吗？

>> 好吧，你还做了足疗。你的脚

都打扮得漂亮

>> 因为这是他

在桌子上时能看到的你的唯一部分。

您将进行一些脚部调情。

>> 我不知道你在说什么。

[笑声]

>> 那你怎么解释拖车环呢？

>> 因为今天是

工作的阿拉伯公主日。好吧，别管我了。

>> 嘿，你说我们呃把这个

搬到沙发上怎么样？

>> 我说的是俗气的话，但没关系。

>> [笑声]

[笑声]

>> 怎么了？

>> 我我我不知道。对不起。我我不知道我

不知道我为什么这么做。好的。好的。

抱歉。

再次抱歉。我不知道。我不

知道发生了什么。我一定很紧张。

>> 我不明白。钱德勒喜欢它。

>> 我保证。我保证。我保证我不会再

这样做了。我真的这么做。我保证

这会很棒。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿，

>> 嘿，有香槟。

>> 是的，女士。准备好通电了吗？

>> 非常好。好的，将其放入冰

桶中。电话没电了。

是为了通电。

[笑声]

>> 好的。性感。性感。非常性感。性感。

好吧，我们开始吧。

>> 好吧，你有点吓到我了。

>> 哦，克服它，士兵。我们必须做

这个。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。哈哈。你喜欢那样，是吗？

>> 你喜欢这个吗？让我们开始

高速运转吧？

>> 是的，宝贝。我将向您展示我们是如何做到的。

>> 不，不，不。你你需要我在我的

先生中。

>> 什么？ [笑声] 天啊。我很

抱歉。

>> 乔伊，[笑声]

你还好吗？

>> 士兵倒下。

>> 嘿，钱德勒。

>> 好的。

>> 你的星座运势说：“5 号，

个特别的人会送给你一份

礼物。”

>> 哦，好的，先谢谢你了。

>> 哦，但是12号会带来情人的口角。

>> 你打算拿我的

特别礼物开玩笑。

你为什么要这么做？

哦，等等。 19 日，

的秘密暗恋宣告了到来。

>> 嘿伙计们。嘿。

>> 天啊。这是乔伊部落的通心粉和

奶酪。

[鼓掌]

>>哦，没错。这是你的第一天。

那么，您准备好与您的机器人助手一起打击假犯罪

了吗？

>> 我很兴奋吗？我自己的电视剧

中的主角？

年来我一直梦想着这个。

为什么？难道我没有做好准备吗？

[笑声]

>> 不，乔伊，你会很棒的。

>> 但我必须表现得像个机器人，小偷。

而且我对

技术一无所知。除了查找色情内容外，我什至无法使用无链

计算机。

[笑声]

这只是因为当你打开它时它就在那里

。

>> 我认为我们爱人的争吵将在本月早些时候开始

。我会

等待。

>> 想要。

>> 有趣。

[笑声] 不管怎样，

嗯可能是最好的结果。

>> 是的，当然。

>> 好的。大约 10 秒后，你就会

看到他吻我。

>> 大约 5 秒后，您就会

明白原因。

>> 罗斯，我有没有告诉过你

我去西欧

背包旅行的事？

[笑声]

嘿，准备好看一些乞讨吧。

>> 哦，你来找罗斯了。

>> 什么？

>> 现在我很高兴。 [笑声]

>> 你在说什么？

>> 您使用欧洲故事。

>> 这就是当你

想要做爱时使用的神奇故事。 [笑声]

>> 你是怎么知道这个故事的？

你是怎么知道这个故事的？ [笑声]

>> 我是从我的朋友艾琳那里听到的，而她

是从某个人那里听到的。

>> 某个人。

[掌声]

>> 不。不。她告诉我他的名字是

肯·亚当斯。

[欢呼]

>> 肯·亚当斯。

>> 你知道，那天晚上对我来说意义重大，

也是如此。这并不是因为我处于一个糟糕的

地方或其他什么原因。这对我来说意义重大

，因为你真的很性感。

[笑声]

这样可以吗？

>> 没关系。

>> 我也很可爱。

>> 你也很可爱。

>> 谢谢。

>> 好吧。我得去拆包了。

>> 好的。

再见。

我仍然是伦敦时间。

算吗？

>> 哦，这很重要。

>> 哦，很好。

>> 你说什么，偷看？

>> 嗯，哇。好的。

哇。耶。

哦，我很快就会遇到一个人，真的

，他将成为我

梦想中的男人。

可能不是我昨晚梦见

的那个人。

哦，等一下，你们。

在过去的几周里，我

无论走到哪里都能看到那个人。我们乘坐

同一辆巴士。我们去了同一个

书店。同样的干洗店。也许他是

茶人。

你看到了吗？他彻底检查了你

，他太可爱了。

>> 我的是村民的照片。

这是什么意思？

>> 哦，你好。

>> 哦，是你。我到处都看到你。

>> 我是吉姆。吉姆·纳尔逊.

>> 哦，吉姆。吉姆·纳尔逊.我是菲比菲比

自助餐。 [笑声]

>> 最近肯定见到了很多其他

。我们也许明天

在晚餐时见面。说是8:00左右。

晚上我们会

>> 好吧，也许我们会的。

>> 哦，

我们总是遇到

对方，这不是很有趣吗？就好像有人真的

希望我们在一起。

>> 有人这么做了。我。

>> 哦，诙谐的玩笑。干得好。

好。

>> 那么，请简单介绍一下您自己。

>> 哦，好吧。嗯，我是一名女按摩师，我

曾经在这个地方工作过。你喜欢

参加派对吗？

[笑声]

>> 我我我喜欢我喜欢聚会。

>> 你很狂野，不是吗？

[笑声]

>> 是的，我想有一点。

>> 这没什么。我也很野啊

>> 所以，嗯，无论如何，[笑声]

我我在纽约住得有点疯狂，我想，

，嗯，因为我

14 岁。

对不起，我盯着看。

>> 只是你有最

美丽的眼睛。

>> 停止吧。

>> 还有你的胸部。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，

[清喉咙]看看。嗯，你来

有点强势，但我会

给你无罪推论

，因为似乎宇宙真的希望

我们在一起。那么，我们为什么不

重新开始，好吗？你可以告诉我

你自己。

好吧。

>> 好的。

>> 我为儿童写色情小说。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 它们非常不受欢迎。

>> 天啊。

>> 哦，你可能也有兴趣知道

我有博士学位。

>> 哇，你知道吗？

>> 是的。呃，相当巨大。

>> 嘿，

嘘。回去睡觉吧。我得回家了。

>> 哦，天哪。这太棒了。

>> 确实如此。

>> 您已经学会了一些新动作。

>> 是的。嗯，呃，工作中的这个家伙给我开了

性傻瓜性玩笑。啊？

>> 现在谁在笑？

>> 我知道。

>> 您需要帮助吗？

>> 哦，不用了，谢谢。我得到了它。哦，不，我

不喜欢。

>> 哇哦。 [笑声]

你

>> 好吗？

>> 是的。

站起来太快了。有点头

着急。

>> 热度

[清喉咙]

>> 和湿度。 [笑声]

>> 这是一个呃，这是一个艰难的组合。

>> [笑声]

>> 你想进来喝点

柠檬水吗？

>> 就像你不会相信的那样。

[笑声]

>> 哇，这是个好地方。

>> 谢谢。

>> 让自己舒服即可。

>> 问题。

所以，这个地方确实是我

祖母的。

>> 当她搬到

佛罗里达州时，我从右边得到了它。否则，我永远买不起

这样的地方。 [笑声]

>> 所以，如果房东问起的话，我是

87 岁的老太太，害怕录像机。你

渴吗？

>> 哦，你敢打赌我是。 [笑声]

>> 好的，这是你的阴茎。

>> [音乐]

>> 天啊。你到底在做什么？

>> 你说你想进来喝点

柠檬水。

>> 那么，

你只是要给我柠檬水吗？

>> 是的。

>> 把自己掩盖起来。

>> 哦，对了。对不起。

>> 我不相信这一点。我的意思是，有人

请你进来喝柠檬水，对你来说

这意味着他们想要发生性关系。

>> 嗯，通常。是的。嗯，不仅仅是

柠檬水、冰茶，有时还有果汁。

抱歉，我只是以为你喜欢我。这样的

混蛋。

没关系。

我想这可能发生在任何人身上。不是

我认识的任何人，但

顺便说一句，我仍然可以看到它。

[笑声]

我们现在不能走。看起来瑞秋的

要上演短剧。 [笑声]

>> 天啊。你失去理智了吗？

>> 不不不[笑]不不不不不我

终于想清楚了。

我的幸运连衣裙

对我来说不太合适，但四年来，这个宝贝

[音乐]从未错过。雷切尔，雷切尔，我

不能我不能让

实际上，我有点想看看

会发生什么。

嘿，

>> 漂亮的呃服装。

>> 哦，是的。好吧，我想给艾米丽一个

美国式的告别欢呼。那么，好吧。

>> 准备好了吗？好的。给我一个 E。

>> E。

>> 给我一个 M.

>> M.

>> 给我一个 I.

>> I.

>> 给我一个 L.

>> L.

>> 给我一个 Y.

>> Y. 你得到什么，

艾米丽？

艾米丽。

>> 好吧，这就是我作为啦啦队长的情况。多田。

>> 好吧，

>> 很好。我很好。我只是失去了一颗牙齿。

这没什么大不了的。我有一位牙医，你

知道。向我这边敞开。打扰一下。

>> 好的。我现在该怎么办？我现在要做什么

？

>> 我想你已经完成了。

>> 好的。是时候脱掉胸罩了。

[笑声]

>> 呃，那真是太好了，

>> 但我必须起飞。实际上，

>> 起飞了。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，来吧。我们去拿你的

外套吧。

>> 好的。

>> 雷切尔是我的女朋友。

>> 天哪。来自《我们

生活的日子》中的乔伊·特里瓦尼。刚走进这里。

>> Ra，他是我们的朋友。

>> 您是 Drake Remor 博士的朋友吗？

[笑声]

>> 与

德雷克成为朋友有点困难，因为他的日程很忙，而且

他并不真实。 [笑声]

>> 嘿。嘿。或者我可以什么时候把我的键盘

带到这里。

>> 他来了。他过来了。乔伊。

>> 我知道。这里。这里。

>> 哦，

不。 [笑声]这是我的朋友雷切尔。

我们一起上高中。嘿，

>> 我

[笑声] 我爱你在那个节目中。

>> 我每天都看着你。我的意思是，当你

取出自己的肾脏来拯救你的

前妻时，尽管她试图杀死

你。

>> 嗯，很高兴见到粉丝。

>> 她没疯，不是吗？

>> 那么，呃，你好吗？

>> 给我看一些东西，乔伊。

>> [笑声]

>> 我刚刚从沙发上摔下来。

>> 是的，你做到了。

>> 我没事。

>> 好的，让我来吧。

>> 哎呀。

>> 让我问你一个问题。

>> 是的。

>> 上次

>> 有人告诉你[音乐]

你有多漂亮是什么时候？

>> 哇。

我不能，我感觉不到我的手。

[笑声]

>> 来吧。过来吧。

>> 啊？

>> 啊？

>> [笑声]

>> 别了，过来。我想给你看

浴室里的东西。

>> 哦，莫妮卡，长大了。

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿，你背后有什么？

>> 什么也没有。只是我想

听听 B Phoe 对情人节

的意见。

>> 你不想听我的意见吗？

>> 并非如此。 [笑声]

>> 来吧。我是你的哥哥。问我。

>>哦。哦好的。大哥。嗯，您认为其中哪一个

会让您的

小妹妹看起来更性感，这样您最好的

朋友就会想要做她？

>> 红色的。

>> [音乐]

>> 那么，你觉得怎么样？

[笑声]

>> 我还是明白了。

>> 你为什么给我这个？

>> 这是什么，

大喊大叫，流血，

扩张。

[笑声]

哦，扩张。

这是婴儿

出生的视频吗？亲爱的，这是菲比的。为什么

你还要看它？

[笑声]

>> 我想也许你给我带来了

情人节的色情内容。 [笑声]

>> Chandler，如果你认为我会

在情人节给你看色情片，

你是对的。 [欢呼]

显然，这是关于一个年轻女孩

搬到大城市，你知道，为了

寻找明星，但最终与很多男人发生了

性关系。

>> 是的，他们得到了四颗星。哦，请稍等

分钟。那些不是明星。 [笑声]

>> 不管怎样，你想看一下吗？

>> 好吧，我现在的心情不太性感

。

>> 嘿，发生了什么事？

>> 好吧，还记得你第一次看到

大白鲨吗？回到

水中需要多长时间？

>> [笑声]

>> 我们不能让这盘磁带破坏情人节

。

>> 你不知道。你没看到。

>> 孩子出生是一件很自然的事情。

很漂亮。

>> 哦，要美丽。真的吗？哦真的吗？

你觉得这很漂亮吗？

[尖叫]

>> 天啊。难怪我妈妈讨厌我。

[笑声]

>> 看，亲爱的，那是

>> 别碰我。

你呢？我的意思是，

>> 你有什么有趣的、奇幻类型的

事物吗？

>> 不。

[笑声]

>> 来吧，你必须拥有一个。

>> 不。

>> 罗斯，你知道吗？

>> 如果你告诉我，我可能会这么做。

[笑声]

>> [清喉咙和咳嗽]

>> 好的。

嗯，你看过《绝地归来》吗？

？

[笑声]

>> 是的。

>> 你还记得嗯

[笑声]

小屋贾巴的场景吗？

嗯，贾巴有他的囚犯，嗯

莱娅公主。

[笑声]

>> 莱娅公主穿着这件金色的

比基尼。

[笑声]

太酷了。

那天晚上，雷切尔和我在床上

谈论幻想，而我碰巧

描述了一个特定的

星球大战事物。

>> 公主穿着金色比基尼。

>> 是的。

>> 是的。嗯，哇。好吧好吧，那很简单

。 [笑声] 好吧，你走吧。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。好的。好吧，你知道，你知道

当你和​​一个女人在床上

>> 呃

你知道你在和她鬼混

并且你的大脑中会出现所有这些像心理图像

，你知道，就像 El

McFersonson 或施乐

地方

>> 那个带着肚脐环的女孩。

>> 我知道。然后突然你的

妈妈突然出现在你的脑海中[笑声]

，你就会说，“妈妈，离开这里。”

你知道，但当然就像在那之后

你不可能想到任何其他事情

并且你不知道停止你正在做的事情

。所以有点像

你

你知道

>>你知道[笑]

你不知道

妈妈

你告诉我你正在告诉我

关于你妈妈。

你怎么了？

>> 你说我说的是分享而不是恐吓。去

坐那边。

[笑声]

好的，我们开始吧。

>> 我是贾巴的囚犯，而你

的表情非常奇怪。

[笑声]

这是什么？难道是我听错了？我

把头发弄错了吗？等等，你只是

有不同的想法吗？什么？什么？不，

>> 不，不。嗯，这不是你。这是嗯

这是

[欢呼]

>> [笑声]

>> 嗯，那是什么？来吧，亲爱的。

你有点吓坏我了

。 [笑声]

>> 我讨厌钱德勒。那个混蛋毁了我的

生活。

>> 我很高兴你回来了。我真的需要你的

帮助。

>> 哦，为什么？这是怎么回事？

>> 嗯，我要试镜这部剧，

，其中的一些内容，我必须说

法语，根据我的简历，

我很流利。

>> 乔伊，你不应该在简历上撒谎。

>> 是的，你真的不应该。顺便问一下，

在开罗长达一年的挖掘工作怎么样？

他没事。

>> 我不知道你会说法语。

>> 你太性感了。

>> 那么，你愿意帮助我吗？我真的很想让

出现在这部剧中。

>> 当然。

>> 说真的，停止吧。我想跳到

你身上。 [笑声]

>> 你好。

>> 好吧，

嗨。是的。对不起。这些模型实际上位于大厅的

。

>> 事实上，我来这里是为了助理

的工作。

>> 真的吗？

>> 好的。好吧，那么。好的。我们就

在那里找个座位吧。嗯，那么

你叫什么名字？

>> 塔格·琼斯。

>> 嗯嗯。继续。

[笑声]

>> 就是这样。这是我的全名。

>> 这是你的全名。好的。当然。

好的。好吧，让我们来看看

看这里。

>> 我知道。我以前没有在

办公室工作过，而且我确实没有很多

经验。

>> 来吧。你在说什么？

你花了三年时间粉刷房子，

[笑声]

整个夏天都在TGI Fridays。

>> 我知道这很蹩脚，

>> 但我是一个以目标为导向的人。非常

渴望学习。

>> 好的，请稍等。

[笑声]

>> 抱歉，这是针对人力资源的。

每个人都必须这样做。请

站起来好吗？ [笑声]

>> Rachel Green 的办公室。

标签。你好。那是谁？

>> 没有人。我只是在练习。

[笑声]

>> 嗨。

>>嗨。雷切尔·格林的办公室。

>> 你一定是希尔达。

[笑声]

>> 是的。这是标签标签。这是菲比。

菲比，我可以见你一下吗？

>> 菲比。

这是一个很棒的名字。

>> 哦，你喜欢吗？您应该听到我的

电话号码。好的，我马上回来。

>> 所以，你给自己雇了点小礼物，

是吗？ [笑声]

>> 好吧。我知道。我知道它看起来怎么样，

Feebs。但我告诉你，

>> 但你知道你不能与你的助理参与

。

>> 是的，我知道。我知道。我

知道雇用他可能不是

我做过的最明智的事情，

但我告诉你，从这一刻

开始，我发誓这绝对是

专业的。是的。

>> 嘿，雷切尔。

>>嗨。

>> 可爱的助手。他的故事是什么？他

像

>> 同性恋吗？

>> 是的。

>> 如果没有我性感的声音，它还能工作吗？

>> 我喜欢它。

Dunther 吻我

[笑声]

[欢呼]

>> 我还在等我的纸质

机器。

[鼓掌]

谢谢你们，我的宝贝们。

>> 雷切尔。

>> 是的。

我不知道你是否听说过

前

天我和菲比之间发生的事情。

>> 不。

>> 好吧，我们接吻了。

的吻不是我主动发起的，但我也没有阻止。

我一直感到内疚。

[笑声]

>> 好的。

>> 那么，嗯，

我们酷吗？ [笑声]

>> 好的。

>> 我就知道你会理解的。

哦。哦。

哎呀。哦，我的

叉子好像掉了。 [笑声] 让我弯下腰去拿

。

[笑声]

天啊。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，够了。这不会

发生。

>> 哦，来吧，罗斯。我在这里很痛苦。

来吧。你开始了这个。现在你

完成了。

>> 加油，韦斯特。跟我做爱。

[笑声]

>> 你知道吗？

>> 什么？

>> 算了。

>> 哦，哇。什么？现在，罗斯，你不

说话吗？你到底怎么会

惹恼我？

哦，等一下。我知道。

[哼哼]

我的意思是，你认为该死的墨西哥辣椒

会清理你的鼻窦，但是

不，这还不够。

>> 你在做什么？

>> 我要把那个孩子从你身上取出来。

[欢呼]

>> 天哪。

>> 哦，我知道。

>> 哦不，

>> 我想我的羊水刚刚破了。

>> 我很好。

>> [欢呼]

>> 好的。好的。呃好吧。我得到了

枕头。嗯，拿到包了。你有

键吗？

>> 我拿到了钥匙。

>> 好的。好的。 [笑声]

>> 我们要生孩子了。

我真的没有时间读

这部分书，但是你认为

你认为我们有时间吗？

>> 没那么多。

>> 好的，

>> 这很好。

>> 我知道。

[笑声]

>> 你需要双手吗？

>> 是的，我有点喜欢。

嗯，怎么样？

[笑声]

[笑声]

>> 哦，看看你们两个手牵着手。

这件事严重了吗？

>> 我我你知道，

>> 你还没谈过吗？

[笑声]

我让你不舒服吗？

>> 如果你再大一点，你就会打我，对吧？

[笑声]

>> 抱歉。对不起。对于我们来说，进行

。

对话显然为时过早

>> 是吗？

>> 也许不是。是吗？ [笑声]

>> 嘿，当我离婚时，我没有

我想我会对某人

有这种感觉很长时间。

>> 话又说回来，我没想到我会遇到

像你这样的人。这可能很快就会变得疯狂

，但我希望你拥有这个。

>> 不，那不是口香糖。不管怎样，

五块钱。我喜欢这种情况发生，

你知道吗？就像，不，没有人在那里。

>> 继续挖掘。

>> 哦，抱歉。

>> 哦，这是一把钥匙。说实话，我认为

我更喜欢 5 美元。

>> 到我的公寓了。哦，哇。

菲比和迈克迈出了一大步。

>> 是的。听着，我不想让你觉得

你必须把你的钥匙给我

因为我愿意。

>> 哦，感谢上帝。

>> 是的。

好吧，我开始认为我永远不会

遇到一个我想

一起做这件事的人。

给你。

>> 这很酷，是吧？

>> 确实如此。

>> 我知道。太神奇了。这些

的小事打开了大门。好的。好的。所以，

现在你开始吧。

>> 不，我不想告诉你。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 因为这很尴尬。

>> 比闪亮的覆盆子

润唇膏更尴尬。 [笑声]

>> 我之前没说覆盆子吧？

告诉我吧，瑞克。告诉我吧。

>> 好的。好的。起来。

好吧，当我们到门口时，我轻轻

将嘴唇压在他的

上，然后进入他的身体仅

秒。

然后我发出这个声音。

好的。我知道这听起来不像

任何东西，但我发誓它有效。

>> 是的。嗯，是的，那会起作用的。是的。

[笑声]

好吧，我得去睡觉了。亲爱的，我

度过了一段美好的时光。

>> 是的，

>> 我也是。

>> 嘿，瑞秋，给我拿香水。好的。

Joey，你能给我一瓶酒

和杯子吗？

[笑声]

>> 会很棒的。你只要让她认为

你想和她做爱，就会

彻底吓坏她。

>> [笑声]

>> 好的，听着。我要让

陪她走多远？

>> 放松。她会在你之前让步

。

>> 你怎么知道？

>> 因为你是我的团队成员，而我的团队

总是获胜。

>> 在此。

[笑声]

去买一些吧。

去吧。

>> 好的，亲爱的。现在，我将尝试

从这里聆听。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。哦，等等。

>> 好主意。

>> 是的。等待。不要放弃农场。

好的。 [笑声]

Fibby

>> 钱德勒，

>> 进来吧。

[笑声]

>> 我正要去。

>> 嗯，我带了一些酒。您想要

一些吗？

>> 当然。

[笑声]

>> 所以，我们到了。

紧张。

>> 我？不，你呢？

>> 不。我希望这发生。

>> 我也是。

[笑声]

>> 哦，你，呃，你要走了，没有你我就不会

，爱人。

>> 所以

这是我的胸罩。

非常非常好。 [笑声]

好吧，到这里来。

我很高兴我们将拥有所有

性别。

>> 你应该是。我很弯。

[笑声]

>> 我现在要吻你了。

>> 如果我先吻你就不会。 [笑声]

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，我想

我们除了接吻之外别无选择。 [笑声]

>> 来了。

我们的初吻。

>> [笑声]

[欢呼]

>> 好的。好的。好的。好的。你赢了。

[笑声]

>> 我不能和你发生性关系。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 因为我爱莫妮卡。

>> 你什么？ [欢呼]

>> 没错。我爱她。我爱她。

>> 我爱你，莫妮卡。

我也爱你，钱德勒。 [尖叫]

[欢呼]

>> 我只是以为你们在这么做。

我不知道你恋爱了。

>> 伙计，

向菲比致敬。相当有竞争力。

[笑声]

>> 我可以说你的胸部仍然

短。上帝。

>> [音乐]

[英语]

I'm gonna do that. I'm going to call him

up and I'm gonna ask him out.

>> I can do that. Ask him out. How you

doing? [laughter]

>> Hi Joshua. It's Rachel Green from

Bloomingdales.

Yeah. Um I was just wondering if you um

if you um

left your wallet at the store today.

Okay. Now, this one is rare. This one is

medium. Well, now go, go, go. Hey,

Phoebe. Hey. Hey, have dinner. DINNER

WAS GOOD. JUST SAY HI. NOW, I'M GOING TO

GO.

WELL,

>> hello there.

I didn't see this on the menu.

Tim, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is

Tim, my new sue chef.

>> Oh, so you're Monica's boss?

>> Actually, she's my boss. Sue is is

French for under.

>> Ah, I sue stand.

>> Hey, Tim. I need a calamari and a Caesar

salad. And um could you give me the

pesto? Yeah.

>> You you made pesto?

>> Yes, I did.

>> Would you say your pesto is the best?

>> I I don't know, but I I would say it's

pretty good. [laughter]

>> I still need the calamari and the Caesar

salad.

>> I like your necklace.

>> Oh, I made it myself.

>> You are so talented.

>> Well, it's no pesto. [laughter]

>> All right. All right. Let's just cut to

the chase. Okay. You're single. You're

single. He gets off work at 11:00.

She'll be waiting for your call. I'll

give him your number if I could just get

ONE CALAMARI AND ONE CAESAR SALAD.

>> I did not yell. I am not putting a

dollar in the jar.

>> I'm sorry about last night and I really

want to make it up to you.

>> No, you you know there's no need to make

it up. How? [laughter]

Well, I was thinking maybe a um a

[clears throat] romantic dinner with um

candles and wine and then uh maybe going

back to my place for um dessert.

>> That sounds perfect. [laughter]

>> What's this? You get us a couple of

beers.

>> How How are we going to mess with them?

>> Well, you could use your position, you

know, as the roommate, and then I would

use, you know, the strongest tool at my

disposal, my sexuality.

>> Hello, children.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Watch, learn, and don't eat my

cookie.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

Wow, that jacket looks great on you.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. The material looks so soft. Oh,

hello Mr. Bicep.

Have

>> you been working out?

>> Well, I try to, you know, squeeze

things. [laughter]

[laughter]

>> You okay?

>> Well, if you really want to know, I Oh,

I can't tell you this.

>> Maybe it's me. You can tell me anything.

Well, actually, you're the one person I

can't tell this to and the one person I

want to the most. [laughter]

>> What's going on?

>> I think it's just, you know, that I

haven't been with a guy in so long and

you know how sometimes you're looking

for something and you just don't even

see that it's right there in front of

you sipping coffee.

>> Oh, no. Have I said too much?

>> Okay, let me just get changed and we can

go to dinner.

>> We're always have to dress up his body.

I'm not telling you have to see it on

TV.

>> You don't know, do you?

>> No. Couldn't care less.

>> Hey, good scene, man. Hey, you, too. All

right.

>> What? You weren't in it. [laughter]

>> Oh, uh, Cash. This is my friend Rachel.

Rachel. Cash. Cash. Rachel.

>> Hi.

>> How come I haven't seen you here before?

>> Well, Joey probably just thinks I'll

embarrass him. Yeah. He thinks I'm some

some kind of a soap opera nut,

>> which I'm not. I'm not. [laughter]

Although, I do know that your uh your

favorite ice cream flavor is butter

pecan.

And uh and that your your dog's name is

Wall-E.

>> Oh, look at that. I'm just stroking your

arm.

>> Here we go. There we go.

>> Oh, really? Bye, Cash. Say hi to Wall-E.

I just love the beginning parts of

relationships, you know? You just like

can't keep your hands off each other.

>> I know. It is the best. Oh god. So So

how long did that last for you and

Chandler?

[laughter]

>> What? It's still going on.

>> Come on. Seriously, when did it end?

>> I am serious. I mean, we're we're all

over each other all the time.

>> Okay. Well, you know where you are

better than I do. I was just curious.

>> Why don't you just calm down, Phoebe?

All right.

Now, why don't you just get all your

facts before you run around telling

everybody that, you know, you're the

only hot couple.

God, I woke the beast. Um,

>> I was wrong. Obviously, I just I

misspoke. It's okay.

>> It is okay. I mean, as long as you know

that Chandler and I are also very hot

and fiery. I mean, just as hot as you. I

mean, our flame. Woo! It is on fire.

>> Hey, Monica, here's your broom back.

>> You are so cute.

>> Your situation?

Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't

actually have a boyfriend, but um

>> And can I have your number?

>> I'm sorry. No.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, sure.

>> Oh my god. You're giving your real

number.

>> Okay. Thanks. I'll give you a call later

tonight.

>> Bye.

>> Bye.

>> Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross,

and Emma are going to be so happy

together. [laughter]

>> What were you thinking?

>> I don't know. He was cute and he liked

me. It was an impulse.

>> But what about Ross? What about your

moment? Don't you want to talk to Ross

about it?

>> No. No, cuz I know exactly how the

conversation's going to go. Hey, Ross.

You know, I think we had a moment

before. Yeah. [clears throat]

Me, too.

Well, but I'm not sure I really want to

do anything about it. Yeah,

[clears throat] me neither. H. Well,

should we just continue to live together

and not really tell each other how we're

really feeling?

>> Yeah, that works for me.

>> Come in.

I've been waiting for you.

[laughter]

>> HI. I JUST WANT OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

MICHAEL. Oh my god. Okay. I'm sorry.

Sorry. I I was um I was taking a nap.

Since when do you take NAPS IN THAT

POSITION?

OH GOD, MONICA, TELL me you were waiting

for a guy. Please tell me you're waiting

for a guy.

>> Yes. Yes, I was a guy from work.

I'm seeing a guy from work. Ha.

[laughter]

That cute waiter guy from your

restaurant. The one that looks like a

non-threatening ray, Leotaa.

>> Uhhuh. [laughter]

That one. You know what? Just give me a

second. I'll be out of your hair. I'm

just going to grab a jacket. When I get

back, I want every little detail.

>> Maybe that's him.

>> Okay. Um [laughter] Okay. Um

it's just Joey and Ross.

>> Why aren't you guys at the movie?

>> Well, we were, but Ross was talking so

loud on his phone, they threw us out.

>> I had to talk loud because the movie was

loud. [laughter]

>> He's talking to London.

>> Oh my god. Hey, did he get in touch with

Emily?

>> Well, no, not yet. He's calling everyone

on her side of the family, hoping that

someone will help him get in touch with

her.

>> I I don't care if I said some other

girl's name, you prissy old twit.

>> Ross, way to suck up to the family.

[laughter]

>> I'm so glad you guys are all here. My

office finally got wrinkle-free fax

paper. I mean, maybe you were on the

right track with that whole, you know,

spontaneous thing. I mean, women really

like that.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. I mean, you know, I mean, if it

were me, I I', you know, I'd want you to

>> what?

>> I don't might catch me off guard, you

know, with like a really

good kiss,

you know, really sort of um soft at

first

and then maybe um brush the hair away

from my face

>> and then look far into my eyes

in a way that lets me know something

amazing is about to happen.

Mhm.

[laughter]

>> And then I don't know, then you'd you'd

pull me really close to you so that so

that I'd be pressed up, you know, right

against you

and um it would get kind of

sweaty

and uh and blurry.

and that it's just happening.

>> Thanks, R. Good night.

[laughter]

>> I'm quitting. I just helped an

81year-old woman put on a thong and she

didn't even buy it.

I'm telling you, I'm quitting. That's

it. I'm talking to my boss right now.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I

am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay, bye.

Call me when you get this message.

>> Oh, Mr. Waltham, I uh really need to

talk to you.

>> In a moment, please. I'm in the middle

of a task and you have a customer.

>> Hi.

>> Hi. I'm Joshua.

>> Hi, I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for

you, Joshua?

>> Well, uh, I need a whole new wardrobe.

My wife, well, my exwife.

>> Oh, I'm so sorry.

Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I

got away with two things. This suit and

what turned out to be a uh skirt.

>> At least that's a great suit.

>> Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it

off at the dry cleaners in the skirt.

[laughter]

>> So, I need everything down to underwear.

So, if you're willing, I'm uh I'm all

yours.

Okay,

>> Rachel, you needed to speak to me.

>> No, no, that wasn't me.

>> Well, we should get started. Let me show

you my underwear.

>> The selection of underwear that we

carry. [laughter]

>> Oh, I'm sorry. It's this way. It's this

way.

>> It's this way. Sorry. [laughter]

[gasps]

Would

you like to go to a basketball game with

You know, it's funny basketball because

I happen to have tickets to the

[laughter]

um

who likes the Nick. [laughter]

>> What do you think? Oh, well, as a single

woman who is available,

I think you look great.

>> Huh? Huh?

>> Yep. Oh, yeah. You look great.

[laughter]

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks great.

>> Um, so you like it?

>> I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I think

I'm going to wear it home.

>> Great.

>> All right. Well, thank you so much for

all your help.

>> Sure.

>> Well, I guess uh I guess this is it.

>> Thanks. Maybe I'll see you in the

spring, you know, with the uh for the

bathing suits.

>> Well, well, you don't want to do that

now. [laughter]

>> That's okay. I

>> Anyway, hopefully I I'll see you around

sometime.

>> Basketball.

[laughter]

>> Sorry.

>> I uh I have two tickets to the Knicks

game tonight if you're interested. just

as a thank you for this week.

>> Wow, that would be great.

>> Really?

>> Yeah, that would be fantastic. My my

nephew is crazy about the Knicks.

>> This is fantastic. Thank you so much,

Rachel.

>> Good morning.

>> Hi.

>> Okay, for next [music] time, what do you

say?

>> I have an extra ticket. an extra ticket.

Not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.

[laughter]

>> So, the first time you asked a guy out,

he he turned you down. [laughter]

>> He didn't turn me down. He's at the

game, isn't he? I got the date. I'm just

not on it.

>> Oh, yeah. I let him check out my kitchen

floors.

>> A 98. I deducted two points because

you're not wearing your chef's hat. And

that is a section 5 violation.

>> Um, look, Larry, honey,

um, I wrote the book on section 5 and I

know that you don't have to wear your

hat unless you're in the kitchen.

>> And where is your hat?

>> It's in the kitchen. I'll go get it.

>> Ah, there's the two points. [laughter]

>> Hey, you should really read that book

you wrote.

[cheering]

>> Wow. You saw the hat in the kitchen and

you knew she'd have to go in there

hatless to get it.

>> Hey, glad you could make it. Thanks for

coming.

>> Oh my god, Kyle. Louder.

>> I love you. [laughter]

>> Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. You

have to calm down. All right, just go go

get yourself a drink or something.

>> Oh, yeah. That's what you want. My

inhibition's lowered.

>> Hey, Joey said no autographs. But if

she's getting one, I want one, too. to

Monica and none of this best wishes

crap. I want love.

>> Okay. Actually, uh, man, Matthew was was

giving me his phone number.

>> Oh, man. If I had known I was coming to

this party, I never would have gotten

married. [laughter]

>> It's nice to meet you, Rachel.

>> Nice to meet you.

>> Call me.

>> We will.

>> Look at you with all the guys.

>> Guess you forgotten all about Joey.

>> Yeah, well, I guess I guess I have

forgotten about Joey. And clearly you've

forgotten about Chandler.

Please. Chandler's the love of my life.

Oo, leather pants. Have mercy.

All I really want is one great night.

Just sex, you know, no strings attached,

no relationship, just with someone that

I feel comfortable with and who knows

what he's doing for just one great

night. I mean, is that really so hard

to find?

>> [laughter]

>> So, how how was your day?

>> Good. I uh I saw a pretty big pigeon.

[laughter]

>> Well, I got to get up early and it's

almost 7:00. So,

>> I got I got to throw it in my room, too.

>> Good night.

>> Good night.

>> I CAN'T DO IT. I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO

[laughter] DO IT.

>> You're Rachel.

>> YOU'RE JOEY.

>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND. IT'S

>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

>> PLUS, it would be wrong and weird and

and and and bad

>> and so bad. I don't even know what

you're talking about because I didn't

ask you to do anything.

>> I know.

[laughter]

>> You want to do it?

>> No.

>> Me neither. I'M JUST TESTING YOU. HEY,

WELL THAT'S THE END OF THIS

CONVERSATION.

>> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

>> HAPPENED.

>> GOOD NIGHT.

>> Get back in there.

>> Then are you going to dump Jason? Well,

yeah, because I have to break up with

someone and Okay. So, Jason is

sensitive, but now so's Vince. Plus,

Vince has the body, you know, so

it's really just about the math,

>> Jason.

>> Yeah. Come on in,

[laughter]

>> Phoebe, you sounded kind of serious on

the phone. Is uh is anything wrong?

>> Nuh-uh.

>> Who sold a story to Archie Comics?

>> Oh my god, that's so great. Oh wow.

[laughter]

>> YOU'RE A PUBLISH WRITER. I WISH I HAD A

PRESENT FOR YOU.

>> Wait a minute.

My last kid could get more.

[laughter]

>> You want to share it?

>> Okay, you guys. Here's Danny. Watch.

Just watch this.

See? Still pretending he's not

interested.

[laughter]

>> Okay, he's coming over. Just pretend

like we don't know him. We've forgotten

who he is.

>> Hey guys. Hey.

[laughter]

>> Oh, Danny.

>> Danny. You know Rachel. You know, she

she's nice. She's not bad to look at,

right? Thanks, man.

>> Of course. Do you want to go out on a

date with her? Monica,

[clears throat]

>> absolutely. Is Friday. Okay.

>> Friday is perfect. She can't wait.

>> On the date, I will be able to talk to

her directly, right? [laughter]

See,

>> okay. What the hell was that? You know

what? Don't answer me.

>> I have a date with Danny. [laughter]

So, what' you guys think?

[laughter]

>> HEY,

hold on. Please show it to your mom.

>> Mommy. Mommy.

>> So, what did you think?

>> Well,

that was um okay.

>> It wasn't the best. That was one of the

worst things ever. [laughter]

And not just on TV.

>> What are we going to tell him?

>> Well, the the lighting was okay.

>> Oh, no you don't. You got lighting last

time. Lighting is mine.

>> I have costume.

>> Oh, great. That means I'm stuck with So,

we were watching you in there and you

were sitting right here. Whoa.

>> What are you going to do, Feb?

>> I don't know. I don't know. I can't lie

to him again. Oh, no. I'm No, I'm just

going to press my breasts up against

him.

and say nothing.

>> Uh-huh. Yeah, that's right. [laughter]

>> Wow. Well, my folks really liked it.

>> So, what did you guys think?

[laughter]

>> It wasn't that good.

>> I can't believe you came back.

>> Don't say anything.

I don't want to speak. I don't want to

think. I just want you to take me and

kiss me and make love to me right here,

right now.

>> Rachel,

>> Rachel,

>> what?

>> You missed the exit.

>> I make you take an oath?

>> No, I made myself take one. Yeah. No

fooling around with clients. And um

always be prepared. [laughter]

Yeah, that one's actually from the Boy

Scouts, but it just makes good sense.

[laughter]

>> Why don't you just give them to somebody

else?

>> No, I can handle it. No, I'm a

professional.

>> Oh, Fibs, is that a new ankle bracelet?

>> Well, and you got a pedicure. Your feet

are all dressed up

>> because that's the only part of you he

can see when he's on the table.

You're going to do some feet flirting.

>> I don't know what you're talking about.

[laughter]

>> Then how do you explain the tow ring?

>> Because it's Arabian princess day at

work. Okay, leave me alone.

>> Hey, what do you say we uh move this

onto the likes of the couch?

>> I say cheesy line, but okay.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> What's the matter?

>> I I I don't know. I'm sorry. I I don't I

don't know why I did that. Okay. Okay.

Sorry.

I'm sorry again. I don't know. I don't

know what happened. I must be nervous.

>> I don't get it. Chandler loved it.

>> I promise. I promise. I promise I won't

do it again. I really do. I promise that

this is going to be great.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey,

>> hey, got champagne.

>> Yes, ma'am. READY TO POWER THROUGH?

>> EXCELLENT. OKAY, stick it in the ice

bucket. The phone is off the hook. And

in the interest of powering through.

[laughter]

>> Okay. Sexy. Sexy. Very sexy. Sexy.

All right, let's do it.

>> Okay, you're scaring me a little bit.

>> Oh, get over it, soldier. We got to do

this.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Haha. You like that, huh?

>> You like that? Let's kick this into high

gear, huh?

>> Yeah, baby. I'll show you how we do it.

>> No, no, no. You You need me in my

misters.

>> What? [laughter] Oh my god. I'm so

sorry.

>> Joey, [laughter]

are you okay?

>> Soldier down.

>> Hey, Chandler.

>> Okay.

>> And your horoscope says, "On the 5th, a

special someone is going to give you a

gift."

>> Oh, well, thank you in advance.

>> Oh, but the 12th brings a lover's spat.

>> You were going to make a joke about my

special present.

Why would you do that?

Oh, wait. And on the 19th, a secret

crush announces itself.

>> Hey guys. Hey.

>> Oh my god. IT'S JOEY TRIBION OF MAC AND

CHEESE.

[applause]

>> OH, that's right. It's your first day.

So, are you psyched to fight fake crime

with your robot sidekick?

>> Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV

series? I've dreamed about this for

years.

Why? Have I not been preparing?

[laughter]

>> No, Joey, you're going to be great.

>> But I got to act like a robot, thieves.

And And I don't know anything about

technology. I can't even use chainless

computers except to find porn.

[laughter]

And And that's only cuz it's right there

when you turn it on.

>> I think our lover's spat will start a

little early this month. I'll be

waiting.

>> Wanted to.

>> Interesting.

[laughter] Anyway,

um probably worked out for the best.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Okay. In about 10 seconds, you're going

to see him kiss me.

>> And in about 5 seconds, you're going to

see why.

>> Ross, did I ever tell you about the time

that I went backpacking through Western

Europe?

[laughter]

Hey, get ready to see some begging.

>> OH, YOU CAME ON to Ross.

>> What?

>> Now I'm so happy. [laughter]

>> What are you talking about?

>> You use the Europe story.

>> That's the magic story you use when you

want to have sex. [laughter]

>> How do you know about that story? How do

you know about that story? [laughter]

>> I heard it from my friend Irene who

heard it from some guy.

>> Some guy.

[applause]

>> No. No. She told me that his name was

Ken Adams.

[cheering]

>> Ken Adams.

>> You know, that night meant a lot to me,

too. And it wasn't cuz I was in a bad

place or anything. It just meant a lot

to me cuz you're really hot.

[laughter]

Is that okay?

>> That's okay.

>> And I'm cute, too.

>> And you're cute, too.

>> Thank you.

>> All right. I got to go unpack.

>> Okay.

Bye.

I'm still on London time. Does that

count?

>> Oh, that counts.

>> Oh, good.

>> What does yours say, peeps?

>> Um, wow. All right.

Wow. Yay.

Oh, I'm going to meet a guy and really

soon and he's going to be the man of my

dreams.

Probably not the guy I had a dream about

last night.

Oh, wait a second, you guys.

For the last couple of weeks, I've been

seeing that guy everywhere I go. We take

the same bus. We go to the same

bookstore. Same dry cleaner. Maybe he's

the tea guy.

Did you see that? He totally checked you

out and he is so cute.

>> Mine is a picture of the village people.

What does that mean?

>> Oh, hello.

>> Oh, it's you. I see you everywhere.

>> I'm Jim. Jim Nelson.

>> Oh, Jim. Jim Nelson. I'm Phoebe Phoebe

Buffet. [laughter]

>> Certainly have been seeing a lot of each

other lately. We have Maybe we'll be

seeing each other at dinner tomorrow

night. Say around 8:00.

>> Well, maybe we will.

>> Oh,

isn't it funny how we kept running into

each other? It's as if someone really

wants us to be together.

>> Someone does. Me.

>> O, witty banter. Well done.

Good.

>> So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

>> Oh, okay. Well, I'm a masseuse and I

used to work at this place. Do you like

to party?

[laughter]

>> I I I like I like parties.

>> You're wild, aren't you?

[laughter]

>> Yeah, I guess a little.

>> That ain't no thing. I'm wild, too.

>> So, um anyway, [laughter]

I I I've lived in New York somewhat

wildly, I guess, for um well, since I

was 14.

I'm sorry I'm staring.

>> It's just that you have the most

beautiful eyes.

>> Stop it.

>> And your breasts.

[laughter]

>> Okay,

[clears throat] look. Um, you're coming

on a little strong, but I'm going to

give you the benefit of the doubt

because seems the universe really wants

us to be together. So, why don't we just

start over, okay? And you can just tell

me about yourself.

All right.

>> Okay.

>> I write erotic novels for children.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> They're wildly unpopular.

>> My god.

>> Oh, also you might be interested to know

that I have a PhD.

>> Wow, you do?

>> Yep. Uh, pretty huge.

>> Hey,

sh. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.

>> Oh, god. This was amazing.

>> It really was.

>> You've learned some new moves.

>> Yeah. Well, uh, this guy at work gave me

sex for Dummies as a joke. Huh?

>> Who's laughing now?

>> I know.

>> You want some help with that?

>> Oh, no thanks. I got it. Oh, no, I

don't.

>> Whoa. [laughter]

You

>> okay?

>> Yeah.

Stood up too fast. Got a little head

rush.

>> The heat

[clears throat]

>> and and the humidity. [laughter]

>> That's a uh that's a tough combination.

>> [laughter]

>> Do you want to come in for some

lemonade?

>> Like you wouldn't believe.

[laughter]

>> Wow, this is a great place.

>> Thank you.

>> Just make yourself comfortable.

>> Gotcha.

So, this place is really my

grandmother's.

>> I got it from right when she moved to

Florida. Otherwise, I could never afford

a place like this. [laughter]

>> So, if the landlord ever asks, I'm an

87y old woman who's afraid of a VCR. You

thirsty?

>> Oh, you bet I am. [laughter]

>> Okay, here's your penis.

>> [music]

>> Oh my god. What the hell are you doing?

>> You said you want to come in for some

lemonade.

>> So,

were you just going to give me lemonade?

>> Yeah.

>> Cover yourself up.

>> Oh, right. Sorry.

>> I don't believe this. I mean, someone

asked you in for lemonade and to you

that means they want to have sex.

>> Um, usually. Yeah. Well, not just

lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice.

Sorry, I just thought you liked me. Such

a jerk.

It's okay.

I suppose it could happen to anyone. Not

anyone I know, but

by the way, I can still see it.

[laughter]

We can't go now. It looks like Rachel's

going to put on a skit. [laughter]

>> Oh my god. Have you lost your mind?

>> No. No. [laughter] No. No. No. No. I am

finally thinking clearly.

My lucky dress wasn't working out too

well for me, but for 4 years, this baby

[music] never missed. Rachel, Rachel, I

cannot I can't let

Actually, I kind of want to see what

happens.

Hey,

>> nice uh costume.

>> Oh, yeah. Well, I wanted to give Emily a

big American goodbye cheer. So, okay.

>> Ready? Okay. Give me an E.

>> E.

>> Give me an M.

>> M.

>> GIVE ME AN I.

>> I.

>> GIVE ME AN L.

>> L.

>> Give me a Y.

>> Y. What do you get,

Emily?

Emily.

>> Okay, that's me as a cheerleader. Tada.

>> All right,

>> fine. I'm fine. I just lose the tooth.

It's no big deal. I have a dentist, you

know. Open up to my side. Excuse me.

>> Okay. What do I do now? What do I do

now?

>> I think you're done.

>> Okay. Time to take off the bra.

[laughter]

>> Uh, that was really uh great,

>> but I I got to take off. Actually,

>> take off.

[laughter]

>> All right, come on. Let's go get your

coat.

>> Okay.

>> Rachel is my girlfriend.

>> Oh my god. Joey Trivani from Days of Our

Lives. just walked in here.

>> Ra, he's a friend of ours.

>> You are friends with Dr. Drake Remor?

[laughter]

>> It's kind of hard to be friends with

Drake because of his busy schedule and

the fact that he's not real. [laughter]

>> Hey. Hey. Or I could bring my keyboard

here sometime.

>> He's coming. HE'S COMING OVER. JOEY.

>> I know. Here. Here.

>> Oh,

no. [laughter] This is my friend Rachel.

We went to high school together. Hey,

>> I

[laughter] I love you on that show.

>> I watch you every day. I mean, when you

took out your own kidney to save your

ex-wife, even though she tried to kill

you.

>> Well, it's always nice to meet the fans.

>> She's not crazy, is she?

>> So, uh, how are you doing?

>> Show me something, Joey.

>> [laughter]

>> I just fell right off the couch there.

>> Yeah, you did.

>> I'm okay.

>> Okay, let me here you go.

>> Whoops.

>> Let me ask you a question.

>> Yeah.

>> When was the last time

>> someone told you [music] just how

beautiful you are?

>> Wow.

I can't I can't feel my hands.

[laughter]

>> Come on. Come here.

>> Huh?

>> Huh?

>> [laughter]

>> Bie, come here. I want to show you

something in the bathroom.

>> Oh, Monica, grow up.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, what do you got behind your back?

>> Nothing. Just Just something I want to

get B Phoe's opinion on for Valentine's

Day.

>> You don't want my opinion?

>> Not really. [laughter]

>> Come on. I'm your older brother. Ask me.

>> Oh. Oh, okay. Big brother. Um, which one

of these do you think would make your

little sister look hotter so your best

friend would want to do her?

>> The red one.

>> [music]

>> So, what do you think?

[laughter]

>> I've still got it.

>> Why did you get me this?

>> What is it,

Yelling, bleeding,

dilating.

[laughter]

Oh, the dilating.

Is this the video of the baby being

born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe's. Why

were you even watching it?

[laughter]

>> I thought maybe you got me porn for

Valentine's Day. [laughter]

>> Chandler, if you thought I was going to

get you porn for Valentine's Day,

you were right. [cheering]

Apparently, it's it's about a young girl

who moves to the big city, you know, in

search of stardom, but ends up having

sex with a lot of guys.

>> Yeah, they got four stars. Oh, wait a

minute. Those aren't stars. [laughter]

>> Anyway, you want to take a look?

>> Well, I'm not really in a sexy mood

right now.

>> Hey, what's going on?

>> Well, remember the first time you saw

Jaws? How long it took to go back in the

water?

>> [laughter]

>> We can't let this tape wreck Valentine's

Day.

>> You don't know. You didn't see it.

>> Child birth is it's a natural thing.

It's beautiful.

>> Oh, be beautiful. Really? Oh, really?

You think this is beautiful?

[screaming]

>> Oh my god. No wonder my mother hates me.

[laughter]

>> See, honey, THERE'S

>> DON'T TOUCH ME.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? I mean,

>> you have any fun, you know, fantasy type

things?

>> No.

[laughter]

>> Come on, you got to have one.

>> Nope.

>> Ross, you know what?

>> If you tell me, I might do it.

[laughter]

>> [clears throat and cough]

>> Okay.

Um, did you ever see um Return of the

Jedi?

[laughter]

>> Yeah.

>> Do you remember the scene with um

[laughter]

Jaba the Hut?

Well, Jabba had as as his prisoner um

Princess Leia.

[laughter]

>> Princess Leia was wearing this um gold

bikini thing.

[laughter]

It was pretty cool.

The other night, Rachel and I are in bed

talking about fantasies, and I happened

to describe a particular

Star Wars thing.

>> Princess Lay in the Gold Bikini.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. Well, wow. Well Well, that that was

easy. [laughter] Okay, you you go.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Okay. Well, you know, you know

when you're in bed with a woman

>> and uh

you know you're fooling around with her

and you get all these like mental images

in your brain, you know, like El

McFersonson or that girl at the Xerox

place

>> with the belly button ring.

>> I know. And then all of a sudden your

mom pops into your head [laughter]

and you're like, "Mom, get out of here."

you know, but of course like after that

you can't possibly think of anything

else and you can't you know stop what

you're doing. So it's kind of like

you're

you know

>> you know [laughter]

you don't know

mom

you're telling you're telling me about

about your mom. What is the matter with

you?

>> You said I said share not scare. Go sit

over there.

[laughter]

Okay, here we go.

>> I am Jabba's prisoner and you

have a really weird look on your face.

[laughter]

What is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I

get the hair wrong? Wait, did you just

picture it differently? What? What? No,

>> no, no. It's um It's not you. It's um

It's

[cheering]

>> [laughter]

>> Well, what is it? Come on, sweetie.

You're kind of like freaking me out

here. [laughter]

>> I hate Chandler. That bastard ruined my

life.

>> I'm glad you're back. I really need your

help.

>> Oh, why? What's up?

>> Well, I have an audition for this play,

and for some of it, I have to speak

French, which according to my resume,

I'm fluent in.

>> Joey, you shouldn't lie on your resume.

>> Yeah, you really shouldn't. By the way,

how was that year-long dig in Cairo?

He's okay.

>> I did not know you spoke French.

>> You're so sexy.

>> Well, so will you help me? I really want

to be in this play.

>> Sure.

>> Seriously, stop it. I want to jump on

you. [laughter]

>> Hello.

>> Well,

hi. Yes. I'm sorry. The models are

actually down the hall.

>> Actually, I'm here about the assistant

job.

>> Really?

>> Okay. Well, then. All right. We'll just

have a seat there. Um, so what's what is

what's your name?

>> Tag Jones.

>> Uh-huh. Go on.

[laughter]

>> That's it. That's my whole name.

>> That's your whole name. Okay. Of course.

Okay. Well, let's let's just have a look

see here.

>> I know. I haven't worked in an office

before, and I really don't have a lot of

experience.

>> Come on now. What are you talking about?

You got three years painting houses,

[laughter]

two whole summers at TGI Fridays.

>> It's lame, I know,

>> but I'm a goal oriented person. Very

eager to learn.

>> Okay, just hold on a second, please.

[laughter]

>> Sorry, it's for human resources.

Everybody has to do it. Would you just

stand up, please? [laughter]

>> Rachel Green's office.

Tag. Hi. Who is that?

>> Nobody. I was just practicing.

[laughter]

>> Hi.

>> Hi. Rachel Green's office.

>> You must be Hilda.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. This is Tag Tag. This is Phoebe.

Phoebe, can I see you for a second?

>> Phoebe.

That's a great name.

>> Oh, you like that? You should hear my

phone number. Okay, I'll be right back.

>> So, you hired yourself a little treat,

did you? [laughter]

>> All right. I know. I know how it looks,

Feebs. But I'm telling you,

>> but but you know you cannot get involved

with your assistant.

>> Yes, I know that. I know that. And I

know that hiring him was probably not

the smartest thing that I've ever done,

but I'm telling you, from this moment

on, I swear this is strictly

professional. Yes.

>> Hey, Rachel.

>> Hi.

>> Cute assistant. What's his story? Is he

like

>> gay?

>> Yeah.

>> Does it even work without my sexy voice?

>> I like it.

Dunther kiss me

[laughter]

[cheering]

>> and I'm still waiting for my paper

machine.

[applause]

Thank you my babies.

>> Rachel.

>> Yeah.

I don't know if you heard about what

happened between me and Phoebe the other

day.

>> No.

>> Well, we kissed. I I didn't initiate the

kiss, but but I also didn't stop it. And

I've been feeling guilty.

[laughter]

>> Okay.

>> So, um,

are we cool? [laughter]

>> Okay.

>> I knew you'd understand.

Oh. Oh.

Whoops. Oh, I seem to have dropped my

fork. [laughter] Let me just bend over

and get it.

[laughter]

Oh god. [laughter]

>> Okay, enough. This is This is not going

to happen.

>> Oh, come on, Ros. I'm miserable here.

Come on. You started this. Now you

finish it.

>> Come on, West. Make love to me.

[laughter]

>> You know what?

>> What?

>> Forget it.

>> Oh, wow. What? Now, Ross, you're not

going to talk? How on earth will you

ever annoy me?

Oh, wait a minute. I know.

[snorts]

I mean, you think the damn jalapeno

would have cleared up your sinuses, but

no, that's not enough.

>> What are you doing?

>> I'M GETTING THAT BABY OUT OF YOU.

[cheering]

>> Oh god.

>> Oh, I know.

>> Oh no,

>> I think my water just broke.

>> I AM GOOD.

>> [cheering]

>> OKAY. OKAY. Uh okay. I got I got the

pillow. Uh got the bag. You got the

keys?

>> I got the keys.

>> Okay. Okay. [laughter]

>> We're having a baby.

I didn't uh really have time to read

this part of the books, but do you think

do you think we have time?

>> Not so much.

>> Okay,

>> this is nice.

>> I know.

[laughter]

>> You need both hands for that?

>> Yeah, I kind of do.

Well, how's this?

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Oh, look at you two holding hands. Is

this getting serious?

>> I I you know,

>> have you not talked about it yet? Am

[laughter]

I making you uncomfortable?

>> If you were bigger, you'd hit me, huh?

[laughter]

>> Sorry. I'm sorry. It's obviously way too

early for us to be having that

conversation.

>> Is it?

>> Maybe not. Is it? [laughter]

>> Hey, when I got divorced, I I didn't

think I'd feel this way about someone

for a really long time.

>> Then again, I didn't think I'd meet

someone like you. And this may be crazy

soon, but I want you to have this.

>> No, not that's gum. Anyway,

five bucks. I love it when that happens,

you know? It's like, no, no one's there.

>> Keep digging.

>> Oh, sorry.

>> Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think

I'd prefer the $5.

>> It's to my apartment. Oh, wow.

Big step for Phoebe and Mike.

>> Yeah. Look, and I don't want you to feel

like you have to give me your key just

because I want to.

>> Oh, thank God.

>> Yeah.

Well, I'm starting to think I'd never

meet someone that, you know, I wanted to

do this with.

Here you go.

>> This is cool, huh? It

>> really is.

>> I know it. It is amazing. These little

things open doors. Okay. All right. So,

now you go.

>> No, I don't want to tell you.

>> Why not?

>> Cuz it's embarrassing.

>> More embarrassing than shiny raspberry

lip balm. [laughter]

>> I didn't say raspberry before, did I?

Just Just tell me, Rick. Just tell me.

>> Okay. All right. Stand up.

Well, when we're at the door, I lightly

press my lips against his

and then move into his body just for a

second.

And then I make this sound.

Okay. I know it doesn't sound like

anything, but I swear it works.

>> Yeah. Well, yeah, that would work. Yeah.

[laughter]

All right, I got to go to bed. Honey, I

had such a wonderful time.

>> Yeah,

>> me too.

>> Hey, Rachel, get me perfume. Okay. And

Joey, could you get me a bottle of wine

and glasses?

[laughter]

>> It'll be great. You just make her think

you want to have sex with her and it'll

totally freak her out.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, listen. How far am I going to have

to go with her?

>> Relax. She's going to give in way before

you do.

>> How do you know?

>> Because you're on my team and my team

always wins.

>> At this.

[laughter]

Just go get some.

Go.

>> Okay, honey. Now, I'm going to try to

listen from right here.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Oh, wait.

>> Good idea.

>> Yeah. Wait. Don't give away the farm.

Okay. [laughter]

Fibby

>> Chandler,

>> come on in.

[laughter]

>> I was going to.

>> Um, I brought some wine. Would you like

some?

>> Sure.

[laughter]

>> So, here we are.

nervous.

>> Me? No. You?

>> No. I want this to happen.

>> So do I.

[laughter]

>> Oh, you're uh you're going I'm not

without you, lover.

>> So

this is my bra.

It's very, very nice. [laughter]

Well, come here.

I'm very happy we're going to have all

the sex.

>> You should be. I'm very bendy.

[laughter]

>> I'm going to kiss you now.

>> Not if I kiss you first. [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> Well, I guess there's nothing left for

us to do but but kiss. [laughter]

>> Here it comes.

Our first kiss.

>> [laughter]

[cheering]

>> OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. YOU WIN.

[laughter]

>> I can't have sex with you.

>> And why not?

>> Because I'm in love with Monica.

>> You what? [cheering]

>> That's right. I love her. I love her.

>> I love you, Monica.

I love you too, Chandler. [screaming]

[cheering]

>> I just I thought you guys were doing it.

I didn't know you were in love.

>> Dude,

hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor.

[laughter]

>> And may I say your breasts are still

short. God.

>> [music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
rare /reər/ B1	adjective - 稀有 (xī yǒu)
wallet /ˈwɒlɪt/ A2	noun - 钱包 (qiánbāo)
dinner /ˈdɪnər/ A1	noun - 晚餐 (wǎncān)
sue /suː/ B1	verb - 起诉 (qǐsù)
calamari /ˌkæləˈmɑːri/ B2	noun - 炸鱿鱼 (zhá yóuyú)
pesto /ˈpestəʊ/ B1	noun - 青酱 (qīng jiàng)
single /ˈsɪŋɡəl/ A2	adjective - 单身 (dānshēn)
necklace /ˈnɛkləs/ A2	noun - 项链 (xiàngliàn)
talented /ˈtæləntɪd/ B1	adjective - 有才华的 (yǒu cáihuá de)
chase /tʃeɪs/ B1	verb - 追逐 (zhuīzhú)
romantic /roʊˈmæntɪk/ B1	adjective - 浪漫的 (làngmàn de)
disposal /dɪˈspəʊzəl/ B2	noun - 处理 (chǔlǐ)
roommate /ˈruːmmeɪt/ A2	noun - 室友 (shìyǒu)
impulse /ɪmˈpʌls/ B1	noun - 冲动 (chōngdòng)
squeezing /ˈskwiːzɪŋ/ A2	verb - 挤 (jǐ)
moment /ˈməʊmənt/ A2	noun - 时刻 (shíkè)

重点语法结构

• I'm gonna do that. I'm going to call him up and I'm gonna ask him out.

  ➔ 用 'going to' 表示将来时

  ➔ 短语 'I'm going to' 用于表达一个计划或打算的将来动作。

• Hi Joshua. It's Rachel Green from Bloomingdales.

  ➔ 用现在简单时进行介绍

  ➔ 现在简单时在这里用于在正式或专业的背景下进行自我介绍。

• You you made pesto?

  ➔ 一般过去时疑问句

  ➔ 一般过去时用于询问过去已经完成的行为。

• I still need the calamari and the Caesar salad.

  ➔ 用现在简单时表示持续的需求

  ➔ 现在简单时用于表示持续的需求或要求。

• I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you.

  ➔ 用 'want to' 表示现在简单时

  ➔ 现在简单时与 'want to' 用于表达现在的一个愿望或意图。

• I think it's just, you know, that I haven't been with a guy in so long and you know how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don't even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee.

  ➔ 用现在完成时表示与现在相关的过去动作

  ➔ 现在完成时用于描述与现在相关的过去动作。

• I'm starting to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to do this with.

  ➔ 用现在进行时表示正在发展的想法

  ➔ 现在进行时用于描述正在发展或变化的想法或感受。

• Here you go.

  ➔ 用现在简单时进行提议

  ➔ 现在简单时在这里用于进行提议或给予某人某物。

• I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it.

  ➔ 用现在进行时表示正在进行的动作

  ➔ 现在进行时用于描述正在发生或进行中的动作。

• I'm starting to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to do this with.

  ➔ 第一类条件句

  ➔ 第一类条件句用于谈论未来可能的情况及其结果。