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[中文]

嘿，发生什么事了？我在

我的门上发现了一张纸条。快来莫妮卡家吧。带上

香槟和三剑客酒吧。

>> 是的，我接受。

>> 怎么了？

>> 莫妮卡和我订婚了。

>> 天哪。

[笑声]

>> 恭喜。她在哪儿？

>> 我订婚了。

>> 是的，她已经在外面待了 20

分钟。我很惊讶你在过来的路上没有听到

她的声音。

>> 哦，我以为只是一个孩子大喊，

“我是同性恋。我是同性恋。” [笑声]

>> 我可以带她进来吗？

>> 不，不，让她呆在那里。很甜

。

>> 我要结婚了。我要成为

新娘。

>> 不，我不会闭嘴，因为我已经

订婚了。

>> 哦，大话吧？你为什么不来这里

对我说这句话，哈，

伙计？是的，我的未婚夫会踢你的

屁股。 [笑声]

来吧。 20 号公寓。20 号公寓。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，你把她带进来。你锁上

门。我会在衣柜里。

[尖叫]

>> 生日快乐。

[笑声]

>> 今天是你的生日。

>> 嘿，[笑声]

她已经不像

29 岁时那么漂亮了。[笑声]

格林小姐想在出柜前制定一些

基本规则。

[笑声]

如果你没有

使用“旧”或“下坡”这样的词，或者它们

看起来仍然非常好，她会很感激。 [笑声]

他们确实如此。

[笑声]

>> 雷切尔，出来吧。莫妮卡做了

早餐。巧克力片煎饼。

>> 我们有礼物。

[笑声]

好。

>> 它们都来自您两周前向我们提交的

清单。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，我可以保留这些礼物而

仍然是 29 岁吗？

>> 来吧，Ra。看吧，30 岁并不是什么大事

。

>> 哦，真的吗？当你

30 岁的时候，你也是这样的感觉吗？

>> 为什么，上帝？为什么？

>> 嘿伙计们。

>> 嘿。所以，

您认为

>> 关于什么？

>> 是的。

你在开玩笑吗？好的，我给你一个

提示。我给你一个提示。

>> 眼睛。

>> 不，不，你的眼睛。不，钱德勒的眼睛。

[笑声]

>> 我戴了眼镜。

>> 你一直戴着眼镜。

>> 不，我没有。

>> 你确定吗？

>> 是的。你以前不是有一双

吗？它们真的很圆，

酒红色，让你看起来有点

嗯

>>女性化。

>> 是的。

>> 不，

>> 亲爱的。我觉得眼镜很好看。

它们让你看起来非常性感。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。

>> 你不认为我以前戴过

眼镜，对吧？

>> 当然。

>> 好吧，如果我们今天学到一件事，

奶酪，那就是啦啦队和高

炸药不能混合。

[笑声]

你不应该再玩这个了，Mac。

>> 好吧，如果没有

你，我就不可能做到这一点，伙计。你是个天才。

>> 哦，是吗？那么，为什么我无法

让我的录像机在 12:00 停止闪烁？

那么，你们觉得怎么样？

[笑声]

>> 嘿，

坚持一下。请给你妈妈看。

>> 妈妈。

>> 那么，你觉得怎么样？

>> 好吧，

没关系。

>> 这不是最好的。这是有史以来最糟糕的事情之一。{44} [笑声]

...

不仅仅是在电视上。

>> 我们要告诉他什么？

>> 嗯，灯光还不错。

>> 哦，不，你不知道。您上次

次点亮了。灯光是我的。

>> 我有服装。

>> 哦，太棒了。这意味着我被困住了所以，

我们在那里看着你，而你

就坐在这里。哇哦。

>> 二月，你打算做什么？

>> 我不知道。我不知道。我不能再对他撒谎

。哦，不。我不，我只是

将我的胸部压在

他身上。

>> 什么也不说。

>> 嗯嗯。是的，没错。 [笑声]

>> 哇。嗯，我的家人真的很喜欢它。

>> 那么，你们觉得怎么样？

>> [笑声]

>> 没那么好。

>> 开始庆祝我的

>> 抱歉。显然，我已经打开了通往过去的

之门。

>> 好的。呃，莫妮卡。男人。好的。什么？你刚刚看到了什么

？

>> 我可以问你一个小问题吗？

为什么是今晚？

什么？看吧，我一生

都在等待订婚。与某些

人不同的是，我只打算这样做

一次。

>> 所以，你知道，也许这很自私，

我对此感到抱歉，但我有点

希望今晚就是这样。

>> 哦，亲爱的。但确实如此。不，不是。不。

不。现在是你和罗斯

重归于好。

>> 什么？

>> 是的。嗯，你抢了我的风头。

>> 好的。嗬嗬。我们没有抢了你

的风头，因为我们不会一起回来

。

>> 是的。不。还有，你知道吗？

甚至没有人看到。是的，

>> 确实如此。

>> 我发誓我们刚刚接吻了。

>> 这只是一个吻。

>> 你们接吻了？

>> 这是什么意思？

>> 你们要复合吗？

我可以在你的婚礼上唱歌吗？ [笑声]

>> 雷霆被盗。

>> 好吧，来吧，宝贝。没什么。

莫妮卡，加油。

>> 我们不要小题大做。

>> 这是一次性的事情。

>> 这根本不重要。

>> 天啊。

[笑声]

我不敢相信你们正在谈论

这个。卧室

中的问题是一男一女之间的问题。

好吧。现在，钱德勒正在尽其所能

。

>> 瑞秋，你先来。情况

第一。你和莫妮卡在一起。

婚礼即将开始，莫妮卡

却临阵退缩。

>> 走吧。我不想嫁给钱德勒。

>> 好的。嗯，

>> 会没事的。

>> 我的余生都是一个人。我不知道

我是否能做到。这意味着我将

永远不要和乔伊一起睡觉。

>> 瞧，莫妮卡，

临阵退缩是很常见的。你

知道，这只是因为所有

的期待，你只需要

记住你爱钱德勒。还有

，我参加了一场婚礼。你无法

保留这些礼物。 [笑声]

>> 非常好。借鉴您自己的

经验。我喜欢这样。

>> 是的。非常好，雷切尔。

>> 谢谢各位评委。

>> 哦，亲亲。 [笑声]

>> 好的，菲比。

>> 是的，尊敬的。 [笑声]

>> 我们现在正在参加仪式。莫妮卡

正要说：“我愿意。”当她喝醉的

叔叔开始大喊大叫时。你做什么工作？

走吧。

>> 当莫妮卡还是个小女孩时，我

记得那件事。

[笑声]

非常好。

>> 是的。出色的。满分。

>> 等一下。她刚刚在

仪式中间做了一场戏。嘿，您

想要尝尝 Feed 的味道吗？

>> 我需要那辆车作为交通。

好的。我我有一个孩子。我

穿这件看起来有多性感？啊？

>> 罗斯是一辆跑车。把一只袜子塞到那里不是更便宜

吗？

>> 这不是重点。好的。我

是一名跑车爱好者。我一直

很喜欢汽车。

>> 嘿，这

东西的马力是多少？

>> 我不知道，但看看有多闪亮。

>> 我不敢相信你买了这个。

[笑声] 那么，Ste，我可以搭车吗？

>> 上车。

>> 准备好迎接您

生活中最顺畅的旅程。

>> [笑声]

>> 该死的。 [笑声]

>> 嘿，下一个是谁？

嘿，

>>所以我今天刚刚和一位决斗

作家交谈过。

>> 什么是决斗？

>> 我们生命中的日子。

>> 无论如何，你都不会相信。

我的角色正在从昏迷中苏醒。

>> 不仅如此，我还获得了

新大脑。

>> 所以，工作

和您的个人生活中正在发生伟大的事情。

>> 等等，你的

新大脑是什么意思？哦，好吧，他们正在杀死

剧中的一个角色，

当她死后，她的大脑被

移植到我的身体里。 [笑声]

>> 什么？脑移植？这

很荒谬。

>> 好吧，我认为你

已经三个半月

个月没有做爱了，这很荒谬。

>> 现在是冬天。

街上的人少了。 [笑声]

>> 他们要杀谁？

>> 呃塞西莉亚梦露。哦，她扮演杰西卡

锁心。

>> 没有。

>> 没有。

>> 她很擅长把饮料泼到

个人脸上。我的意思是，我认为

我从来没有见过她喝完一杯饮料。

>> 还有她总是

打人的方式。您愿意只做

一次吗？

>> 我会做的。

>> 她一直在节目中。

真的很难填补她的

的空缺。

>> 是的。是的。帮帮我吧。当你

当你从大脑

移植中出来时，

你将成为她。

>> 是的，但是在德雷克·拉莫尔的身体里。

[笑声]

>> 为什么这对你来说这么难得到？我

以为你是一名科学家。

>> 狗在哪里？

>> 什么狗？这里没有狗。

>> 是的，那只狗离开了。

>> 别了。

毕，打开。

这里没有狗，[笑声]

>> Phoei。我们可以听到狗的叫声。

>> 不，那只是我咳嗽。 [笑声]

>> 哦，很好。你就在那里。听着，嗯，我的

房间里有一只狗。

>> 它在这里做什么？

>> 嗯，我正在为一些出城的朋友

观看。等待。

你好。我的名字是旧车。

我可以和你们这些好人待在一起吗？

>> 哦，我希望你能留在这里，但是

钱德勒过敏。

>> 极度过敏。好吧，如果我

靠近狗超过 5

分钟，我的喉咙就会堵塞。

>> 这很奇怪，因为这只狗在过去的三天里

一直生活在这里。 [笑声]

>> 真的吗，[笑声]

泰勒？狗已经在这里呆了那么久

，而你却没有任何反应。也许

你对这只狗不过敏。

>> 好吧，它还是得走，对吧？

>> 为什么？

>> 好吧，嗯

>> 不要这样做。 [笑声]

>> 不做什么？

>> 我必须这样做。好吧，时间到了。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，我讨厌狗。

>> 什么？疯狂的。

>> 告诉你了。

>> [笑声]

>> 他们很需要帮助。他们很神经质。而你

无法判断他们在想什么。

这让我有点害怕。 [笑声]

>> 你是对的。他们很可怕。她刚刚

吃了我手里的东西。 [笑声]

>> 等一下。你不喜欢所有的狗吗？

我的意思是，连小狗都没有。

>> 这里有一只小狗吗？

>> 你不喜欢小狗？好的，您是

新人。

>> 听着，钱德勒，我告诉过你永远不要告诉

任何人关于狗的事情。就像

罗斯不喜欢冰淇淋一样。 [笑声]

>> 你不喜欢冰淇淋？

>> 太冷了。

[笑声]

>> 好的。只是狗让我有点

不舒服。伤害我的牙齿。

[笑声] 我不想这么说。

我不想让你们恨我，但是呃

我想我不能再和那只狗

在一起了。好吧，要么狗走，要么

我走。啊？

[笑声]

天啊。

>> 好吧，菲比，我们现在应该回去

。

>> 请不要离开我。我会很孤独。

停止吧。停止。嘿，我们走吧。加油，

我们可以坚强。

>> 是的。好的。

>> 天哪。你听到了吗？她说

莫妮卡。

[笑声]

我不能离开她。

>> 你知道，如果你愿意，我们可以把

狗偷偷带回来，而钱德勒甚至不会

知道。那是行不通的。我

养了那只狗 3 天，而

钱德勒对此一无所知。他没那么聪明。

>> 嘿，[笑]我也不知道。

>> 是的，但是您知道

正在发生一些事情，不是吗？

是的，我知道。

[笑声]

>> 嗨，亲爱的。

>> 拜托，拜托，请不要生我的气

。

>> 什么？为什么？为什么要观望？也许

我们会的。也许我们不会。

>> 好的。我去了罗斯的公寓

为你带回旧货。

我[清了清嗓子]把门开着

，她肯定已经出去了。我

到处看了，

公寓各处，包括屋顶，

仅供参考，罗斯，你的一位邻居，

正在种植杂草。

我找不到它们。我非常非常

抱歉，但我确实知道我们可以

去哪里。减轻疼痛。 [笑声]

>> 我们有好消息。看看谁回来了。

>> 嘿，看。我的天啊。

>> 没错。她独自

回来了。这是感恩节的奇迹。

>> 很高兴见到你。

>> 然而她却千里迢迢地从

罗斯的大楼回来了。哦，她一定

见过的东西。 [笑声]

>> 然后她爬上消防梯

，用她的

小爪子敲击窗户。然后我们跑去让

她进来。[笑]

我做得太过分了，不是吗？

我什么时候应该停止？

[音乐]

>> 因此，婚礼承办人向我发送了这份

12 种开胃菜的清单，我必须

将其缩小到六种

>> 食物。哦，给我。

>> 那么，莫妮卡有没有向您介绍过这个伟大的

乐队，名为 Swing Kings，我们

正试图在婚礼上演奏该乐队？

>> 你从什么时候开始喜欢摇摆乐？

>> 不，从永远开始。我曾经走遍

镇听乐队演奏。钱德勒

>> Gap 广告。

>> 那么，你预订了吗？你打电话了吗？

>> 我会的。

>> 你要我打电话吗？

>> 不，我会做的。你只需坚持你的

工作即可。

>> 你的工作是什么？

>> 远离。 [笑声]

>> 这是不可能的。 Monica，为什么不

你只选 15 个呢？

>> 只有 12 个。

>> 哦，是的。我加了三个。

[笑声]

>> 什么是花生酱手指？

>> [笑声]

>> 我环顾四周，发现很多

人在 30 岁时就已经实现了很多

目标。

>> 是的，但你不应该将自己

与我进行比较。

>> 就这样。

>> 我做到了。嬉皮士跳一英里。哦，

就是这样。这就是我在 30 岁之前

想做的一切。除了我想

和我姐姐和解。

>> 哦，但是是的。

>> 女孩们，这东西是天赐之物，

如果你明白我的意思的话。

>> 嘿，你们。嘿。

>> 嘿。

>> 发生了什么事？好吧，我们只是

谈论你们结婚了

以及这有多棒。

>> 是的，如果您真正想要

，您可以购买沃尔沃。 [笑声]

>> 太甜蜜了。

>> 所以，我们都完成了我们的誓言。

>> 哦，

>> 我们可以读它们吗？

>> 是的，只要我听不到

Taylor 的声音，他也听不到我的声音。好的。

>>哦。

>>哦。

>> [笑声]

>> 哦，那太漂亮了。

>> 有趣的一个。太好了

>> 莫妮卡，你愿意嫁给我吗？

[笑声]

>> 什么？我不明白。

>> 哦，是的。

[笑声]

>> 哦，伙计。这太搞笑了。

>> 钱德勒，

>> 别担心，亲爱的，我们会让你的

更有趣。

我刚刚为我们预订了米歇尔的

餐厅以及乐队的门票，以

庆祝我们作为

订婚夫妇的第一个节日。

>> Betrod

夫妇。

>> 嘿。

哦，

[笑声]

>>宝贝

头骨。

>> 哦，是的，这是我妈妈的。

>> 天哪。

>> 不，不，不。它不是。这不是我妈妈。

它是我妈妈的。

>> 是的。不，她以前每次都会把它拿出来

圣诞节提醒我们，即使

是圣诞节，人们仍然会死去。

>> 你可以在里面放糖果。

[笑声]

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。嘿。甘草。

>> 当然。

>> 嘿，我刚刚发现今年

假期我得到了本。

>> 哦，那太好了。

>> 你要打扮成圣诞老人吗？

>> 不。我的意思是，我知道苏珊每

年都会做一次，但我想我想利用这

年教他所有关于光明节的知识。

>> 也许我可以教本有关

圣诞头骨以及人们如何死亡的知识。

>> 您可能需要利用今年来向

Ben 介绍菲比。

>> 你的手离开她一秒钟。

>> 哦，我觉得很好。

>> 我认为这是必要的。

[笑声]

我我我想感谢大家的到来。

我的家人和朋友。

[笑声]

我真的很想说我是

你知道吗？我真的很想说

我醉了。

[笑声]

没错。爸爸妈妈，你们的

小杯子被锤坏了。 [笑声]

你猜怎么着？我在

之前喝醉过并且抽过烟。

你知道吗？你知道吗？ [笑声]

一切都好。没关系，因为我

今天已经30岁了

，我可以做任何我想做的事情[笑声]

，因为我是成年人了。

我还在学习。

One 2 3 4

>> [音乐]

[欢呼]

>> 你知道这首歌。一起唱吧

[笑声]

[笑声]

>> 所以

>> 不

我们正在帮助钱德勒写下他的誓言，

但他把我们踢了出去，因为乔伊一直

提出不恰当的建议。

[笑声]

>> 莫妮卡怎么样，我爱你的可爱屁股。

不合适。

>> 莫妮卡履行誓言的情况怎么样？

>> 我们只能说，她有一个

可爱的屁股很幸运，因为她不太擅长

写作。

>> 不敢相信四个星期后他们

就要结婚了。

>> 好吧，我们只希望它能起作用。你

知道，十分之九的婚姻以

离婚告终。

>> 菲比，那不是真的。

>> 是的，你说得对。失手情况如何？

[笑声]

>> 我不敢相信他们已经在一起

3 年了。

>> 已经那么久了吗？

>> 也许看起来更少，因为他们

对我们隐瞒了这么久。

>> 你知道，你的朋友结婚了，

一切都必须改变。

>> 你真的认为

会有所不同吗？

>> 怎么可能不是呢？我的意思是，很快

他们就会生孩子，然后

他们就会和其他有孩子的夫妇一起出去玩

，然后

然后他们可能不得不

离开这座城市去沃尔沃

经销商附近。

>> 那一点点油

应该只能持续一天，

却燃烧了

>> 八天？

>> 没错。这就是我们今天

庆祝光明节的原因。结束。

>> 太棒了。

>> 是的。

我最喜欢的部分是超人将

所有犹太人带出埃及。

[笑声]

[掌声]

犰狳实际上对这部分并不那么

感到兴奋。 [笑声]

好的，本，是时候点燃

光明节蜡烛了。

嘿。哦，哇。看起来像是复活节

兔子的葬礼在这里举行。

[笑声]

>> 来吧。快点。我们正在点燃

蜡烛。快点。

>>哦，

我明白为什么超人在这里，但是

为什么复活节

兔子的葬礼上有一只豪猪？

这是乐队所在的位置，这是

酒吧所在的位置。所有这些笔

上都有人们的名字。哦，Ra，

你来了。哦，哇。为什么我们不

带上我，把曼哈顿放在

我的手上，与可爱的调酒师交谈呢？

[笑声]

>> 这些别针不是用来玩的，是吗？

>> 好的，红色的笔是我的客人，

蓝色的笔是你的。

>> 这太悲伤了。我的意思是，我只有

10 个引脚。

>> 鸡，放松。这不是一场竞赛。

当然不是一个接近的人。

>> 你好。

>> 嘿。哇。他们看起来都

玩得很开心，不是吗？

>> 嘿，那么我的父母要去哪里

？

>> 哦，让我们看看。好吧，如果这是

婚礼大厅，那么嗯，你的父母就会

在皇后区的家里。

>> 什么？他们没有被邀请。哦，不。

太糟糕了。他们将会被

压垮。

>> 他们为什么会认为自己被邀请了？

>> 你抓住了我。我

乔伊，

>> 抱歉。听着，我以为父母会

来。你知道，你的父母

要来了。杰伦的父母来了。

罗斯的父母来了。 [笑声]

>> 罗斯的父母就是我的父母。

>> 好吧，看，家长来了。

[笑声]

>> 你知道，我认为我们应该邀请他们。

>> 哦，拜托。您只是想要更多蓝色

笔。

>> 好吧，这真是令人悲伤。

>> 我们应该盛装打扮，去

广场喝香槟。

>> 哦，好吧。

>> 好吧。但我我不能呆太久

。明天我必须早起参加

商业试镜，我让

看起来很不错。应该扮演一个

19 岁的人。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 那么，当你说早起时，

是指 1986 年吗？

>> 你们不觉得我看起来像19岁吗？

[笑声]

>> 哦，19。我们以为你说的是​​ 90。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，大家走吧。我们走吧。

好的。

[笑声]

[笑声]

>> 好的。

[笑声]

好的，伙计。

拿走你想要的任何东西。只是请

不要伤害我。

[笑声]

...

>> 就像玩一个小 PlayStation 一样，是吧？

太棒了。

[笑声]

PlayStation

很糟糕。

[笑声]

敲打 PlayStation 底壳。

[笑声]

嗯？

来吧。我是19岁还是什么？

>> 是的。按照从 1 到 10 的等级，10 是

一个人看起来最愚蠢的，你

绝对是 19。[笑声]

>> 来吧，伙计。真的吗？几岁了？

>> 年轻。你是个男孩子。好的，现在去

换衣服，因为大家都准备好了。

哦，请保留我的内衣。

>> 哦，谢谢。

>> 好吧，[笑声]

现在我可以通过 19 了，对吧？

>> 是的，您可以假装为 19。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。

>> 认真的吗？严重地？严重地？不。

好的。你可以扮演你自己的年龄，

是 31 岁。

[笑声]

我 30 岁。

>> 乔伊，你不是。你 31 岁了。

>> 哦糟糕。

>> 非常接近。你紧张吗？

>> 是的，但我的一部分也等不及

直到它结束。钱德勒和我有这个

包，在

婚礼之前不会再发生性行为。

>> 无性契约，嗯？

>> 事实上，我的每一位美国女性都在经历这样的事情

。

嘿，维维，你能帮我一下吗？

您要整理

号宾客卧室。嘿，卡西表弟要来

和我们一起住几天。

>> 卡西，

>> 我已经很久没见过她了。我

想知道她是否仍然带着芭比娃娃

无论走到哪里。

>> Ra，她25岁了。

>> 那又怎样？我还是不，你可能

是对的。

>>嗨。嘿。

>> 嘿。嘿，史蒂夫。我可以在这里通过

和你聊聊吗？

>> 是的。

>> 狡猾的家伙。

什么？

>> 我知道你正在为我带来惊喜

新娘送礼会。

[笑声]

>> 好的。好吧，别毁了它。至少一起玩

吧。

>> 好的。对不起。

[笑声]

>> 天啊。我们得给她洗个

淋浴。

[英语]

Hey, what's going on? I found a note on

my door. Come to Monica's quick. Bring

champagne and a three musketeers bar.

>> Yeah, I'll take that.

>> What's up?

>> Monica and I are engaged.

>> Oh my god.

[laughter]

>> Congratulations. Where is she?

>> I'm engaged.

>> Yeah, she's been out there for 20

minutes. I'm surprised you didn't hear

her on the way over.

>> Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling,

"I'm gay. I'm gay." [laughter]

>> Can I bring her in?

>> No. No. Let her stay out there. It's

sweet.

>> I'm getting married. I'M GOING TO BE a

bride.

>> No, I will NOT SHUT UP BECAUSE I'M

ENGAGED.

>> OH, big talk, huh? Why don't you come

over here and say that to me, huh,

buddy? Yeah, my fiance will kick your

ass. [laughter]

COME ON. APARTMENT 20. APARTMENT 20.

[laughter]

>> OKAY, you get her in here. You bolt the

door. I'll be in the closet.

[screaming]

>> Happy birthday.

[laughter]

>> It's your birthday.

>> Hey, [laughter]

she's not as pretty as she was when she

was 29. [laughter]

Miss Green would like to establish some

ground rules before she comes out.

[laughter]

She would appreciate it if you didn't

use the words old or downhill or they

still look pretty damn good. [laughter]

They do.

[laughter]

>> Rachel, come on out. Monica made

breakfast. Chocolate chip pancakes.

>> We've got presents.

[laughter]

Good ones.

>> They all came from the list you handed

out to us two weeks ago. [laughter]

>> Well, can I keep the presents and still

be 29?

>> Come on, Ra. Look, turning 30 is not

that big a deal.

>> Oh, really? Is that how you felt when

you turned 30?

>> Why, God? Why?

>> Hey guys.

>> Hey. So,

what do you think

>> about what?

>> Yeah.

Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a

hint. I'll give you a hint.

>> Eyes.

>> No. No. Your eyes. No. Chandler's eyes.

[laughter]

>> I got glasses.

>> You always had glasses.

>> No, I didn't.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yeah. Did Didn't you used to have a

pair? They were really round and

burgundy and they made you look kind of

um

>> feminine.

>> Yes.

>> No,

>> sweetie. I think the glasses look great.

They make you look really sexy.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> And you didn't think I used to wear

glasses, right?

>> Of course.

>> Well, if we learn one thing today,

cheese, it's that cheerleaders and high

explosives don't mix.

[laughter]

You shouldn't play that again, Mac.

>> Well, I couldn't have done it without

you, buddy. You're a genius.

>> Oh, yeah? Well, then how come I can't

get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?

So, what' you guys think?

[laughter]

>> Hey,

hold on. Please show it to your mom.

>> Mommy.

>> So, what did you think?

>> Well,

that was um okay.

>> It wasn't the best. That was one of the

worst things ever. [laughter]

And not just on TV.

>> What are we going to tell him?

>> Well, the the lighting was okay.

>> Oh, no you don't. You got lighting last

time. Lighting is mine.

>> I have costume.

>> Oh, great. That means I'm stuck with So,

we were watching you in there and you

were sitting right here. Whoa.

>> What are you going to do, Feb?

>> I don't know. I don't know. I can't lie

to him again. Oh, no. I'm No, I'm just

going to press my breasts up against

him.

>> Going to say nothing.

>> Uh-huh. Yeah, that's right. [laughter]

>> Wow. Well, my folks really liked it.

>> So, what did you guys think?

>> [laughter]

>> It wasn't that good.

>> Start celebrating my

>> I'm sorry. Apparently, I've opened the

door to the past.

>> Okay. Uh, Monica. Man. Okay. What? What

you just saw?

>> Can I ask you just a little question?

Why tonight?

What? See, I've been waiting my whole

life to be engaged. And unlike some

people, I only planning on doing this

once.

>> So, you know, maybe this is selfish and

I'm sorry about it, but I I was kind of

hoping tonight could just be about that.

>> Oh, honey. But it is. No, it's not. No.

No. Now it's about you and Ross getting

back together.

>> What?

>> Yeah. Um, you kind of stole my thunder.

>> Okay. Ho ho. We did not steal your

thunder because we are not getting back

together.

>> Yeah. No. And and and you know what?

Nobody even saw. Yeah,

>> that's true.

>> I swear we just kissed.

>> It was just a kiss.

>> You guys kissed?

>> WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>> ARE YOU ARE YOU GETTING BACK TOGETHER?

CAN I SING at your wedding? [laughter]

>> Thunder being stolen.

>> Okay, come on, baby. It's nothing.

Monica, come on.

>> Let's not make a big deal out of this.

>> It was a onetime thing.

>> It doesn't even matter.

>> Oh my god.

[laughter]

I cannot believe you guys are talking

about this. The problems in the bedroom

are between a man and a woman.

All right. NOW, CHANDLER IS DOING THE

BEST HE CAN.

>> RACHEL, you're up first. Situation

number one. You're with Monica. The

wedding is about to start when Monica

gets cold feet.

>> Go. I don't want to marry Chandler.

>> Okay. Um,

>> it's going to be okay.

>> One man the rest of my life. I don't

know if I could do it. This means I'll

never get to sleep with Joey.

>> Look, Monica,

getting cold feet is very common. You

know, it's it's just because of all the

anticipation and you just have to

remember that you love Chandler. And

also, I ran out on a wedding. You don't

get to keep the gifts. [laughter]

>> Very good. Drawing on your own

experience. I like that.

>> Yes. Very nice, Rachel.

>> Thank you, judges.

>> Oh, kiss ass. [laughter]

>> Okay, Phoebe.

>> Yes, your honor. [laughter]

>> We're now in the ceremony. Monica is

about to say, "I do." when her drunk

uncle starts yelling. What do you do?

Go.

>> When Monica was a little girl, I

remember that.

[laughter]

Very good.

>> Yes. Excellent. Perfect score.

>> Wait a minute. She just made a scene in

the middle of the ceremony. Hey, you

want a little taste of feeds?

>> I needed that car for transportation.

Okay. I I have a child. How hot do I

look in this? Huh?

>> Ross a sports car. Wouldn't it have been

cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?

>> That's not what this is about. Okay. I I

am a sports car enthusiast. I've always

been into cars.

>> Hey, what's the horsepower on this

thing?

>> I don't know, but but look how shiny.

>> I can't believe you bought this.

[laughter] So, can I have a ride, Ste?

>> Hop in.

>> Get ready for the smoothest ride of your

life.

>> [laughter]

>> Damn it. [laughter]

>> Hey, who's next?

Hey,

>> so I just talked to one of the duel

writers today. And

>> what is duel?

>> Days of our lives.

>> Anyway, you're not going to believe it.

My character is coming out of his coma.

>> And and and not only that, I'm getting a

new brain.

>> So, great things are happening at work

and in your personal life.

>> Wait, what do you mean you're getting a

new brain? Oh, well, they're killing off

one of the characters on the show, and

when she dies, her brain is being

transplanted into my body. [laughter]

>> What? A brain transplant? It's

ridiculous.

>> Well, I think it's ridiculous that you

haven't had sex in three and a half

months.

>> It's winter. There are fewer people on

the street. [laughter]

>> Who are they killing off?

>> Uh Cecilia Monroe. Oh, she plays Jessica

Lockheart.

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> She is so good at throwing drinks in

people's faces. I mean, I don't think

I've ever seen her finish a beverage.

>> And the way she slaps people all the

time. Would you love to do that just

once?

>> I'll do it.

>> And she's been on the show forever. It's

going to be really hard to fill her

shoes.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Help me out here. When you

when you come out of the brain

transplant,

you are going to be her.

>> Yes, but in Drake Ramore's body.

[laughter]

>> Why is this so hard for you to get? I

thought you were a scientist.

>> Where's the dog?

>> What dog? There's There's no dog here.

>> Yeah, that dog left.

>> Bie.

Bi, open up.

There's no dog in here, [laughter]

>> Phoei. We can hear the dog barking.

>> No, that's just me coughing. [laughter]

>> Oh, good. There you are. Listen, um, I

have a dog in my room.

>> What is it doing here?

>> Well, I'm watching it for some friends

who went out of town. Wait.

Hello. My name is Clunkers.

May I please stay with you nice people?

>> Oh, I wish you get to stay here, but

Chandler is allergic.

>> Extremely allergic. Okay, if I am

anywhere near a dog for more than 5

minutes, my throat will just close up.

>> That's odd, cuz this dog's been living

here for the past 3 days. [laughter]

>> Really, [laughter]

Taylor? The dog has been here that long

and you haven't had a reaction. Maybe

you're not allergic to this dog.

>> Well, it still has to go, right?

>> Why?

>> Okay, it's um

>> Don't do it. [laughter]

>> Don't do what?

>> I have to. Okay, it's time.

[laughter]

>> Okay, I HATE DOGS.

>> WHAT? CRAZY.

>> Told you.

>> [laughter]

>> They are needy. They are jumpy. And you

can't tell what they are thinking. And

that scares me a little bit. [laughter]

>> You're right. THEY ARE SCARY. SHE JUST

ATE A TREAT OUT OF MY HAND. [laughter]

>> Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs?

I mean, not even puppies.

>> Is there a puppy here?

>> You don't like puppies? Okay, you are

new.

>> Look, Chandler, I told you never tell

anyone about this dog thing. It's like

Ross not liking ice cream. [laughter]

>> You don't like ice cream?

>> It's too cold.

[laughter]

>> Okay. Just the dogs make me a little

uncomfortable. Hurts my teeth.

[laughter] And I don't want to say this.

I don't want you guys to hate me, but uh

I don't think I can be around that dog

anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes or

I go. Huh?

[laughter]

Oh my god.

>> Okay, Phoebe, we should probably go back

now.

>> Please don't leave me. I'll be lonely.

Stop it. Stop. Hey, let's go. Come on,

we can be strong.

>> Yeah. Okay.

>> Oh my god. Did you hear that? She said

Monica.

[laughter]

I can't leave her.

>> You know, if you want, we could sneak

the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't

even know. That's not going to work. I

had that dog there for 3 days and

Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.

>> Hey, [laughter] I didn't know either.

>> Yeah, but you kind of knew that

something was going on, didn't you?

Yeah, I knew.

[laughter]

>> Hi, honey.

>> Please, please, please don't be mad at

me.

>> What? Why? Why would wait and see? Maybe

we will. Maybe we won't.

>> Okay. I went over to Ross's apartment to

bring back clunkers, you know, for you.

And I [clears throat] left the door open

and she must have gotten out. And I

looked everywhere, all over the

apartment, including the roof, which

FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors,

growing weed.

I couldn't find them. And I am so so so

sorry, but I do know where we can all

go. Ease the pain. [laughter]

>> WE HAVE GOOD NEWS. LOOK WHO'S BACK.

>> HEY, LOOK. Oh my god.

>> That's right. She came back all by

herself. It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

>> It is so good to see you.

>> Yet she came all the way back from

Ross's building. Oh, the things she must

have seen. [laughter]

>> And then she climbed up the fire escape

and she tapped on the window with her

teeny little paw. And then we ran to let

her in. [laughter]

I went too far, didn't I?

When should I have stopped?

[music]

>> So, the wedding caterer sent me this

list of 12 appetizers, and I have to

narrow it down to six

>> food. Oh, give me.

>> So, did Monica tell you about this great

band called the Swing Kings that we're

trying to get to play for the wedding?

>> Since when are you into swing music?

>> No, since forever. I used to go all over

town listening to bands. Chandler

>> Gap commercial.

>> So, did you book them? Did you call?

>> I will.

>> Do you want me to call?

>> No, I'll do it. You just stick to your

job.

>> What is your job?

>> Staying out of the way. [laughter]

>> This is impossible. Monica, why don't

you just pick off 15?

>> There were only 12.

>> Oh, yeah. I added three.

[laughter]

>> What are peanut butter fingers?

>> [laughter]

>> I look around and I just see so many

people who have accomplished so many of

their goals by the time they're 30.

>> Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself

to me.

>> There you go.

>> I did it. One mile on a hippity hop. Oh,

that's it. That's everything I wanted to

do before I was 30. Except I wanted to

patch things up with my sister.

>> Oh, but yay.

>> And and girls, this thing is a godsend,

if you know what I mean.

>> Hey, you guys. Hey.

>> Hey.

>> What's going on? Well, we were just

talking about you guys getting married

and how great it is.

>> Yeah, you can get a Volvo if that's what

you really want. [laughter]

>> That's so sweet.

>> So, we both finished our vows.

>> Oh,

>> can we read them?

>> Yeah, just as long as I don't hear

Taylor's and he doesn't hear mine. Okay.

>> Oh.

>> Oh.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, that's beautiful.

>> Funny one. That's a good

>> Monica, will you marry me?

[laughter]

>> What? I don't get it.

>> Oh, YEAH.

[laughter]

>> OH, MAN. This is hilarious.

>> Chandler,

>> don't worry honey, we'll make yours

funnier.

I just got us reservations at Michelle's

and tickets to the music band to

celebrate our first holiday season as a

betrothed couple.

>> Betrod

couple.

>> Hey.

Oh,

[laughter]

>> babes

skull.

>> Oh yeah, IT'S MY MOM'S.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> NO, NO, NO. It's not. It's not my mom.

It belonged to my mom.

>> Yeah. No, she used to put it out every

Christmas to remind us that even though

it's Christmas, people still die.

>> And you can put candy in it.

[laughter]

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Hey. Licorice.

>> Sure.

>> Hey, I just found out I get Ben for the

holidays this year.

>> Oh, that's great.

>> Are you going to dress up as Santa?

>> Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every

year, but I think I want to take this

year to teach him all about Hanukkah.

>> And maybe I could teach Ben about the

Christmas skull and how people die.

>> You may need to use this year to teach

Ben about Phoebe.

>> Your hands off her for one second.

>> Oh, I think it's nice.

>> I think it's necessary.

[laughter]

I I I want to thank you all for coming.

My family and my friends.

[laughter]

I'd really like to say that I'm um

You know what? I'd really like to say

I'm drunk.

[laughter]

That's right. Mom and dad, your little

mug is hammered. [laughter]

And guess what? I've been drunk before

and I've smoked a cigarette.

You know what? You know what? [laughter]

It's all okay. It's okay because I

turned 30 today

and I can do anything I want [laughter]

because I am a grownup.

I'm still learning.

One 2 3 4

>> [music]

[cheering]

>> You know the song. Sing along.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> So

>> no

We were helping Chandler write his vows,

but he kicked us out because Joey kept

making inappropriate suggestions.

[laughter]

>> How is Monica I love your sweet ass.

Inappropriate.

>> How's Monica coming along with her vows?

>> Let's just say it's lucky she's got a

sweet ass cuz she's not so good at the

writing.

>> Can't believe in four weeks they're

going to be married.

>> Well, let's just hope it works. You

know, nine out of 10 marriages end in

divorce.

>> Phoebe, that's not true.

>> Yeah, you're right. How's the misses?

[laughter]

>> I can't believe they've been together

for 3 years.

>> Has it been that long?

>> Maybe it seems like less because they

hid it from us for so long.

>> You know, your friends getting married,

it's got to change things.

>> You really think it'll be that

different?

>> How could it not be? I mean, pretty soon

they're going to be having kids and then

they're just going to be hanging out

with other couples who have kids and

then maybe they're going to have to

leave the city to be near a Volvo

dealership.

>> Was that that little bit of oil that

should have lasted just one day burned

for

>> eight whole days?

>> That's right. And that's why we

celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.

>> Awesome.

>> Yeah.

My favorite part was when Superman flew

all the Jews out of Egypt.

[laughter]

[applause]

The armadillo was actually not so

thrilled about that part. [laughter]

Okay, Ben, it's time to light the

Hanukkah candles.

Hey. Oh, wow. Looks like the Easter

Bunny's funeral in here.

[laughter]

>> Come on. Come on. We're We're lighting

the candles. Come on.

>> Oh,

I understand why Superman is here, but

why is there a porcupine at the Easter

Bunny's funeral?

This is where the band is, and this is

where the bar is. And all these pens

have people's names on them. Oh, Ra,

here you are. Oh, wow. Why don't we just

take me and put me with a Manhattan in

my hand talking to the cute bartender?

[laughter]

>> These pins aren't for playing, are they?

>> Okay, the red ones are my guests and the

blue pens are yours.

>> This is so sad. I mean, I only have like

10 pins.

>> Chicken, relax. It's not a contest.

Certainly not a close one.

>> Hello.

>> Hey. Wow. They all look like they're

having fun, don't they?

>> Hey, so where are my parents going to

be?

>> Oh, let's see. Well, if this is the

wedding hall, then um your parents would

be over here at home in Queens.

>> What? They're not invited. Oh, no.

That's terrible. They're going to be

crushed.

>> Why would they think they're invited?

>> You got me. I

Joey,

>> I'm sorry. Look, I thought parents were

coming. You know, your parents are

coming. Jaylen's parents are coming.

Ross's parents are coming. [laughter]

>> Ross's parents are my parents.

>> Well, see, parents are coming.

[laughter]

>> You know, I think we should invite them.

>> Oh, please. You just want more blue

pens.

>> Well, this is just sad.

>> We should all get dressed up and go to

have champagne at the plaza.

>> Oh, okay.

>> All right. But I I I can't stay too

long. I got to get up early for a

commercial audition tomorrow and I got

to look good. Supposed to be playing a

19-year-old.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> So, when you said get up early, did you

mean 1986?

>> You guys don't think I look 19?

[laughter]

>> Oh, 19. We thought you said 90.

[laughter]

>> Okay, everybody, let's go. Let's go.

Okay.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Sup.

[laughter]

Sup, dude.

Take whatever you want. Just please

don't hurt me.

[laughter]

It's

>> like playing a little PlayStation, huh?

That's whack.

[laughter]

PlayStation

is whack.

[laughter]

Sup with the whack PlayStation sump.

[laughter]

Huh?

Come on. Am I 19 or what?

>> Yes. On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being

the dumbest a person can look, you are

definitely 19. [laughter]

>> Come on, man. Really? How old?

>> Young. You're a manchild. Okay, now go

get changed because everybody's ready.

And please Oh, please keep my underwear.

>> Oh, thanks.

>> Okay, [laughter]

now I can pass for 19, right?

>> Yes, you can pass for 19.

>> Really?

>> Yes.

>> Seriously? Seriously? Seriously? No.

Okay. You can play your own age, which

is 31.

[laughter]

I'm 30.

>> Joey, you are not. You're 31.

>> Oh crap.

>> So close. Are you getting nervous?

>> Yeah, but a part of me also can't wait

till it's over. Chandler and I have this

pack not to have sex again until the

wedding.

>> A no sex pact, huh?

>> I actually have one of those going on

with every woman in America.

Hey, Vivie, will you give me a hand?

You're going to make up the guest

bedroom. Hey, cousin Cassie's coming to

stay with us for a few days.

>> Cassie,

>> I haven't seen her in like forever. I

wonder if she still carries that Barbie

everywhere she goes.

>> Ra, she's 25 years old.

>> So what? I still No, you're probably

right.

>> Hi. Hey.

>> Hey. Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you over

here for a second?

>> Yeah.

>> Subtle guys.

What?

>> I know you're blending my surprise

bridal shower.

[laughter]

>> Okay. Well, don't ruin it. Just play

along at least.

>> Okay. Sorry.

[laughter]

>> Oh my god. We have to throw her a

shower.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
engaged ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd A2	adjective - 订婚的
champagne ʃæmˈpeɪn A1	noun - 香槟
musketeers mʌsˈkɪtɪrz B1	noun - 火枪手
fiance fiˈɒnseɪ A2	noun - 未婚夫/未婚妻
bride braɪd A1	noun - 新娘
pancakes ˈpænkeɪks A1	noun - 煎饼
chocolate ˈtʃɒkələt A1	noun - 巧克力
presents ˈprezənts A1	noun - 礼物
vows vaʊz B1	noun - 誓言
betrothed bɪˈtrəʊθd B2	adjective - 订婚的
appetizers ˈæpɪtaɪzərz B1	noun - 开胃菜
swing swɪŋ A2	noun - 摇摆
commercial kəˈmɜːrʃəl A2	adjective - 商业的
audition ɔːˈdɪʃən B1	noun - 试镜
Hanukkah ˈhænəkə B1	noun - 光明节

重点语法结构

• Hey, what's going on? I found a note on my door.

  ➔ 现在进行时表示正在进行的动作，所有格代词（“我的”）

  ➔ “What's going on?”是一个常用的习语，用于询问当前事件。“my”的使用表示对门的占有。“我在**我的**门上找到了一张纸条。”

• Monica and I are engaged.

  ➔ 与“and”的协调，动词“be”+过去分词（engaged）

  ➔ 这句话使用协调将“Monica”和“我”连接起来作为主语。“engaged”是一个用作形容词来描述他们状态的被动分词。“**Monica和我**订婚了。”

• Oh my god.

  ➔ 感叹词，表达惊讶或震惊。

  ➔ 这是一个常用的感叹词，用于表达强烈的情感。它不遵循典型的语法规则。“**我的天啊！**”

• I'm getting married. I'M GOING TO BE a bride.

  ➔ 现在进行时表示未来计划，强调（大写），名词前的不定冠词“a”。

  ➔ 现在进行时（“I'm getting married”）常用于表达未来计划。将“I'M”大写强调了兴奋。“**我要结婚了。我要成为新娘。**”