– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

[笑声]

来了。

[笑声]

>> 我对你有意见。

>> 呃哦。

>> 是的。本学到了一个小技巧。

[笑声]

>> 哦，是的。他拉了

>> 是的。这是正确的。 [笑声]

保鲜膜包裹在马桶座圈上，这样小便

就会到处都是。

[笑声]

>> 哦，那个。

>> 是的，就是这样。你知道，我讨厌

的恶作剧。他们很卑鄙，也很愚蠢

，而且我不想让我的儿子学习

。

>> 哦，来吧。保鲜膜包裹在马桶

座上。你不觉得这

有点好笑吗？

>> 我赤脚。

>> 现在，告诉我，厕所的事情是你教他的

唯一的事情，对吧？

>> [笑声]

>> 是的。

>> 哇。

[笑声]

>> 嗨。是的。对不起。这些模型实际上位于大厅的

。

>> 事实上，我来这里是为了助理

的工作。

>> 真的吗？

好的。好吧，那么。好的。我们就

在那里找个座位吧。嗯，那么

你叫什么名字？

>> 塔格·琼斯。

>> 嗯嗯。继续。 [笑声]

>> 就是这样。这是我的全名。

>> 这是你的全名吗？好的。

>> 好的。好吧，让我们来看看

看这里。

>> 我知道我以前没有在办公室工作过

，而且我确实没有很多

经验。

>> 来吧。现在，你在说什么

？你有三年时间粉刷

栋房屋。 [笑声]

TGI 星期五的两个夏天。

[笑声]

>> 我知道这很蹩脚，但我是一个以目标

为导向的人。非常渴望学习。

>> 好的，请稍等。

>> [笑声]

>> 对不起。这是为了人力资源。

每个人都必须这样做。请

站起来好吗？

>> 好的，雷切尔，你先来。情况

第一。你和莫妮卡在一起。

婚礼即将开始，莫妮卡

却临阵退缩。

>> 走吧。

>> 我不想嫁给钱德勒。

>> 好的。嗯，脚。

>> 一切都会好起来的。

>> 我的余生都是一个人。我不知道

我是否能做到。这意味着我将

永远不会和乔伊一起睡觉。

>> [欢呼]

>> 看，莫妮卡，

临阵退缩是很常见的。你

知道，这只是因为所有

的期待，而你只需要

记住你爱钱德勒。

还有，我参加了一场婚礼。您无法

保留这些礼物。 [笑声]

>> 非常好。借鉴您自己的

经验。我喜欢这样。

>> 是的。非常好，雷切尔。

>> 谢谢各位评委。哦，

>> 亲亲屁股。 [笑声]

好的，菲比。

>> 是的，尊敬的。 [笑声]

>> 我们现在正在参加仪式。莫妮卡

正要说：“我愿意。”当她喝醉的

叔叔开始大喊大叫时。你做什么工作？

走吧。

>> 当莫妮卡还是个小女孩时，我

记得这一点。

>> 噢，

非常好。

>> 是的。出色的。满分。

>> 等一下。她刚刚在

仪式中间做了一场戏。嘿，您

想尝尝收费的滋味吗？拉，等等。

今晚你想去看电影吗？

>> 哦，你知道吗？我不能。我必须

和那个梅丽莎女孩共进晚餐。

>> 我可以来吗？

>> 我什至不会说话。您只会听到我的摄像机发出

的噪音。

>> 这是什么？这是怎么回事？

>> 哦，很好。我可以告诉它吗？我可以告诉它吗？

>> 好吧，你想听听

到底发生了什么还是 Joey 的 LWD 版本？

>> 乔伊的。 [笑声]

>> 不，嘿，来吧。我有一位来自

大学的朋友，我犯了一个愚蠢的错误

告诉乔伊，有一次她和我，

你知道，接吻了一点。

是的，我确信这件事发生了。

[笑声]

>> 确实如此。当然。

>> 嘿，它发生了。

>> 是的。那是大学四年级。

是在 Sigma Kai luau 和 Melissa 之后

，我喝得很醉，最后我们

接吻了几分钟，这意味着

她喝了几杯雪碧，并在脸颊上快速

轻吻了一下。

[笑声]

>> 你为什么要把这个从我身边拿走？

>> 为什么这让你如此难以相信？

>> 好吧，我只是不知道你是

女同性恋。

[笑声]

>> [鼓掌]

>> 我并不是说我是女同性恋。我

只是说这件事发生了。

>> 好的。这看起来很狂野。

你知道，你太普通了。

[笑声]香草。我不是香草。

我做过很多疯狂的事情。我的意思是，

我喝醉了，并在维加斯

嫁给了罗斯。 [笑声]

好吧。你知道吗？如果你不想

相信我，为什么不

你今晚跟我一起吃晚饭

，她会告诉你的。

>> 好的。好的。是的，因为我无法

想象它。

>> 不，你应该进入我的脑海。

>> 哇。

我的意思是，我不知道那是

[笑]

>> 那到底是什么？只是想看看

到底是怎么回事。

>> [笑声]

>> 我吃过更好的了。

>> 其中一位拥有丰富的参考资料和

丰富的经验。然后是这个

人。

>> 他呢？

>> 我爱他。

[笑声]

他太漂亮了。我想哭。我不

知道该怎么办。告诉我该怎么做。

>> 来吧。你知道该怎么做。您雇用了

第一个。你雇佣

助理并不是因为他们很可爱。您雇用

他们是因为他们合格。

>> 嗯嗯。

不，我听到你在说什么

，这很有道理，但是我可以

再说一件事吗？看看

多漂亮。

[笑声]

>> 让我看看。

天啊。

>> 哦，但是不，不，你不能雇用

他，因为这不专业。

嗯，这是给我的。是的。 [笑声]

好吧，你是对的。明天我将雇用希尔达

。哑巴老了非常适合这份工作。

希尔达，

>> 来看看这个家伙。

哇。

不要向 Monica 展示此内容，也不要告诉

她关于 Wow 的事。

>> 生日快乐。

[笑声]

>> 今天是你的生日。

嘿，[笑声]

她已经不像

29岁时那么漂亮了。[笑声]

>> 格林小姐想在出柜前制定一些

基本规则。如果你不使用

会很感激。 [笑声]

“旧”或“下坡”这些词，或者它们仍然

看起来非常好，她

>> 他们确实如此。

[笑声]

>> 雷切尔，出来吧。莫妮卡做了

早餐。巧克力片煎饼。

>> 我们有礼物。

[笑声]

>> 好。

>> 它们都来自您两周前交给我们的

清单。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，我可以保留这些礼物而

仍然是29岁吗？

>> 来吧，Ra。看吧，30 岁并不是什么大事

。

>> 哦，真的吗？当你

30 岁的时候，你也是这样的感受吗？

>> 为什么，上帝？为什么？

>> 开始庆祝我的

对不起。显然，我已经打开了通往过去的

之门。

>> 好的。呃，莫妮卡，伙计。好的。什么？你刚刚看到了什么

？

>> 我可以问你一个小问题吗？

为什么是今晚？

>> 什么？看，我一生

都在等待订婚。与某些

人不同，我只打算这样做

一次。

所以，你知道，我也许这很自私

，对此我很抱歉，但我很善良

希望今晚能

那样。

>> 哦，亲爱的，但确实如此。不，不是。不。

不。现在是你和罗斯

重聚的时候了。

>> 什么？

>> 是的。嗯，你抢了我的风头。

>> 好的。嗬嗬。我们没有抢了你

的风头，因为我们不会一起回来

。

>> 是的。不。还有，你知道吗？

甚至没有人看到。

>> 是的，

>> 确实如此。

>> 我发誓我们刚刚接吻了。

>> 这只是一个吻。

>> 你们接吻了。

这是什么意思？

>> 你要回来了吗？

我可以在你的婚礼上唱歌吗？ [笑声]

>> 雷霆被盗。

>> 好吧，来吧，宝贝。没什么。

莫妮卡，来吧。我们不要小题大做

。这是一次性的

事情。

>> 这根本不重要。

>> 天啊。 [笑声]

>> 我不敢相信你们正在谈论

这个。卧室

中的问题是男人和女人之间的问题。

[欢呼]

好吧。现在钱德勒正在尽其所能

。

>> 天哪，钱德勒刚刚离开，比尔。

>> 是的，但也许这不是我们想的那样。

也许是告诉莫妮卡，我很抱歉我喝了

最后的牛奶。或者也许他

写信告诉她他

改了名字。你知道，告诉莫妮卡

我很抱歉。

[笑声]

>> 我认为这意味着他吓坏了，

离开了。别这么消极。

天哪，

现在坐在那儿，难道不是很抱歉吗？ [笑声]

>> 好吧，菲比，我认为罗斯是对的。我

我们要做什么？

>> 看。好吧，我只是要去

去找他并把他

带回来。好吧，你确保莫妮卡

不会发现。好的。

>> 好的。但如果你找不到他并

把他带回来，我就会追捕你

并踢你的屁股。

我会的，我会找到他的。

>> 婚礼即将来临。你

紧张吗？

>> 是的，但我的一部分也等不及

直到它结束。

>> 钱德勒和我有这个协议，在婚礼之前不要再次发生性关系

。

>> 无性契约，嗯？

事实上，我的每个美国女性都在经历这样的事情

。

[笑声]

>> 嘿维维，你能帮我一下吗？得到

来整理客房。嘿，

表弟卡西要来和我们一起住

几天。

>> 卡西？我已经很久没见过她了

。我想知道她是否仍然随身携带

那个芭比娃娃。

>> Ra，她25岁了。

>> 那又怎样？我还是不，你可能是

是对的。

>>嗨。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。嘿，史蒂夫。我可以在这里通过

和您聊聊吗？

>> 是的。

>> 微妙，伙计们。

>> 什么？ [笑声]

>> 我知道你正在为我的惊喜

新娘送礼会做准备。

好的。好吧，别毁了它。

至少一起玩吧。

>> 好的。对不起。

>> 天啊。我们得给她洗个

淋浴。

>> 是的。好吧，我们给你

电话簿中的每个人都打了电话，一群人来了，

，但我们花了很长时间才把你带到这里

，他们不得不离开。

>> 我们想给您一个巨大的惊喜

和一个很棒的淋浴，但现在您

都没有。

>> 我们毁了一切。

>> 哦，不。等一下。那不是真的。

不，你所做的事情真的很甜蜜。

这确实是最好的结果。

>> 你是什么意思？

>> 好吧，现在我可以和

我真正爱的人一起洗澡了。我的意思是，

我就得到了所有这些礼物，而无需

与一群我

甚至不喜欢的人交谈。

>> 惊喜，莫妮卡。

>> 环顾四周，我看到很多

人在30岁的时候就已经实现了很多

他们的目标。

是的，但是你不应该将自己

与我进行比较。

>> 就这样。

[欢呼]

>> 我做到了。嬉皮士跳一英里。

就是这样。这就是我在 30 岁之前

想做的一切。除了我想

和我姐姐和解。

>> 哦，但是是的。

>> 还有女孩们。这东西是天赐之物，

如果你明白我的意思的话。 [笑声]

>> 朋友们，钱德勒、莫妮卡、菲比、

雷切尔、

>> 我 40 岁了。

>> 天啊，

>> 看看你拿着小枫糖浆

奖。

>> 是的。也许你不要告诉任何人

这件事。

>> 不，这没什么大不了的。我也用我的洗发水瓶这样做

。

>> 真的吗？不。您

正在为争取什么奖项而练习？

>> 格莱美，

>> 最佳新人艺术家。

[笑声]

>> 哦，嘿，听着。肥皂剧人

今天打电话[清嗓子]也

颁发奖项。

>> 哦，太好了。所以，即使你没有获胜，你也一定会

登上舞台。

[笑声]

>> 你你不认为我会赢吗？

>> 哦，我当然知道。

>> 但你也许应该开始练习

你那优雅的失败者表情。你知道，

当摄像机对着你时

，你想表现得失望，但

也认为你的同事应该

获胜，你知道，所以这有点像，

[掌声]

>> 你知道，

>> 你也在格莱美颁奖典礼上练习失败。

>> 哦，不。在格莱美颁奖典礼上，我总是获胜。

>> 分裂。你拿一半，我拿

一半。

>> 嗯，这不公平。您已经

吃了一些。

>> 好吧，哦，那你知道吗？我想

莫妮卡会很想知道

你称她的芝士蛋糕为干芝士蛋糕和

粉状芝士蛋糕。我们用什么来分割它？

>> 好的。 [笑声]

>> 好吧。选一半。

>> 好的。嗯，这一面看起来更大。

>> 呃，这边还有更多的硬壳。

>> 是的。 [笑声]

所以，

>> 也许如果我测量的话。

>> 哦，天啊。就选一块吧。

>> 好吧。选择那个。

>> 所以，[笑声]较小的一块。

>> 好的。就这样吧。享受你的一半吧，我的

朋友。但就是这样。不分享，不

切换，如果你吃得太快，也不要来找我哭

。

[笑声]

[笑声]

>> 好吧，你得给我一些

你的作品。

>> 哦，不。不，没有切换，没有共享。

别来找我哭。

我可能会坐在这里吃蛋糕一整天

。你就坐在走廊

吃我的

>> 哦，耶。看，有一块

上面没有地板。

>> 站在你这边。

>> 来吧。

[笑声]

好吧。我们有什么？

>> 嘿，你们在说什么

你们在说什么？

>> 什么也没有。

>> 该死，这咖啡冷了。嘿，Rich，

你介意我把这个加热到你的

腰部吗？

[笑声]

>> 你知道，我不敢相信你告诉了他，

乔伊。

>> 所以，我猜你在

我们分手后买了那本书，是吧？

>> 嗯嗯。是的，我这么做是因为当我和你在一起时，我的第一份副本已经磨损了

。

[欢呼]

>> 哦，是的。是的。嗯，呃，当我们

出去时，我读了很多色情

杂志。 [笑声]

>> 所以，

老板，你怎么能这样对一个老

男人呢？

[笑声]

>> 对不起，女士们。

>> 颁发最喜爱的

回归男性角色奖是 Mackenzie。

>> 就是这样。就是这样。这是我的

类别。

>> 天啊。有必要讲话吗？

>> 是的。得说话了。

>> 你有你那张优雅的失败者脸吗？

>> 是的。

不，查理。请记住，如果你赢了，你

必须拥抱我。你拥抱我。

>> 好的。

>> 他们说，

>> “我可以在电视上捏捏你的屁股吗[笑]

>>”

>> 证明这不是

>> 最喜欢的回归男性

角色的类别。提名者是来自 General Hospital 的 John Wheeler

、[掌声]

来自 The Young and the

Restless 的 Gavin Graham、[掌声]

来自 Passions 的 Duncan Harrington、

和来自 Days of Our Lives 的 Joey Triani、

[掌声]

以及来自 The Young and the the Young and the

Gavin Graham 的苏菲

焦躁不安。 [鼓掌]

嘿。

>>嗨。

>> 你在做什么？

>> 嗯，你知道，我正在考虑搬家

这里的沙发。

>> 你为什么要这样做？

>> 这样就有一个合适的地方

让我坐。

>> Ra，有一个不错的地方。

>> 你的圈数不算数。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，来吧。帮我搬一下这个。

>> 不，不，不。

>> 不，不，罗西塔没有动。 [笑声]

>> 对不起。罗西塔如

>> 罗西塔不动。 [笑声]

>> Joey，这只是一把椅子。

有什么大不了的？

>> 最重要的是，从浴室到

相等，并且角度完美，因此

厨房的距离正好

你不会看到

Stevie 发出的任何眩光。 [笑声]

>> 电视史蒂夫。

>> 有问题吗？

>> 不。[笑声]

哦，他知道什么？

>> 来吧，罗西托。 Chica 必须将

粘在一起。

>> 不，

[笑声]

>> 你

>> 雷切尔·格林的办公室。

>> 标签。你好。那是谁？

>> 没有人。我只是在练习。

>> [笑声]

>> 嗨。

>>嗨。雷切尔·格林的办公室。

[笑声]

>> 你一定是希尔达。

>> 是的。这是标签。标签。这是菲比。

菲比。我可以见你一下吗？

>> 菲比。

>> 这是一个很棒的名字。

>> 哦，你喜欢吗？您应该听到我的

电话号码。好的。我马上回来。

所以，你给自己雇了点小礼物，

是吗？ [笑声]

>> 好吧。我知道。我知道它看起来是什么样子，

Feebs，但我告诉你，

>> 但你知道，你不能让

与你的助手打交道。

>> 是的，我知道。我知道。我

知道雇用他可能不是

我做过的最明智的事情，

但我告诉你，从这一刻

开始，我发誓这绝对是

专业的。

>> 是的。

>> 嘿，雷切尔。

>>嗨。

>> 可爱的助手。他的故事是什么？他是

像

>> 同性恋吗？是的。

永远。

来吧。

>> 所以，这是布鲁克林。

>> 好吧，听着。通常每个尺码只有

一件衣服。因此，当

他们打开这些门时，就会散开。现在，

这就是您要寻找的。

记住它。

找到裙子后，

对着裙子吹气。好的。

三声尖锐的爆炸。当你听到它时，

跑过来。

>> 好的。

>> 哦，他们在推动。他们正在推动。

>> 不要像个婴儿。

>> 我们走吧。

>> 瑞秋，来吧。

>> 不，不，不是。不是它。不是它。

别挤我。

>> 就是这样。这就是这件衣服。天哪，

太完美了。对不起。这张已拍摄

。

>> 哇。

>> 梅根。莫妮卡，你来了。

>> 是的，这是我的衣服。

>> 不。

>> 是的，是的。你看到我穿着它，

现在你会看到我买它。什么？你

怪胎。 [笑声]

如果不是我，你甚至不会知道这个

地方。听着，你

不想和我战斗。

>> 也许我会。我还蛮嚣张的

>> 我来了。我来了。

>> 好的。

嘿，我该怎么办？ [尖叫]

你在做什么？

>> 你找到那件衣服了吗？

>> 不。你必须带我离开这里，

菲比。这些讨价还价的购物者

很疯狂。

>> 我正在尝试联系莫妮卡。

>> 不，你必须握住我的手。

>> 天哪。

是

我。

>> 去，去，去。

>> [笑声]

>> 我不敢相信我会见到

杰西卡·阿什利。等等，

>> 请保持冷静，好吗？我和这位

女士一起工作。

>> 好吧，我完全没问题。

>> 好的，

>> 进来吧。

>> 嘿，杰西卡。

>> 嘿，杰西。

>> 这是我的朋友雷切尔。

>> 嘿，怎么了？

>> 呃，听着。这是你的奖杯。我

替你接受了。

>> 天啊。我赢了。你知道

这意味着什么吗？

>> 就是这样。您不会

您不会将任何东西放在架子上或

？

>> 不。我尝试将其保留为真正的奖项。

现在，请原谅。

>> 把它拿回来。

>> 绝对。

>> 是的。 [笑声]

>> 是的，你知道。

>> [笑声]

>> 我想我刚刚打破了一根肋骨。但我

不在乎，因为今天是我的婚礼

天。我的日子终于来了。

>> 你知道，她可能甚至没有注意到他

走了。

[笑声]

>> 我要开始准备了。

>> 天啊，我们不能让她开始准备

。这也太可怕了。

>> 天啊。但是等等，她会穿着礼服

，然后他不会出现，然后她

将不得不脱下礼服并

停止。别这样，雷切尔。您不能在这里执行

此操作。

>> 抱歉。对不起。只是

太悲伤了。

>> 你 你必须振作起来

。莫妮卡看不到你喜欢

这个。然后她就会知道出了

问题。

>> 我知道。我知道。天啊，没有纸巾。

你能给我拿点卫生纸吗？

>> 是的。 [哼哼]

>> 哦，那也消失了。这是莫妮卡的

浴室，对吗？ [笑声]

>> 哦，不。我我我找到了一个。哦好的。

>> 哦，谢谢。哦，上帝。

哦，天啊。我可以再要一份吗？

>> 当然。

[笑声]

>> 你需要一些牙线吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 哦，我无法想象如果钱德勒不出现的话

会发生什么。

>> 哦，这里有一大堆。我的意思是，她

将在婚礼上等待

他，人们会窃窃私语，“哦，

那个可怜的女孩。”你知道，然后

她将不得不回到这里并独自生活

。

>> 天哪。什么？垃圾里有

妊娠测试，结果呈阳性。

莫妮卡怀孕了，

所以我想她不会完全孤独。

[英语]

[laughter]

coming.

[laughter]

>> I have a bone to pick with you.

>> Uh-oh.

>> Yes. Ben learned a little trick.

[laughter]

>> Oh, yeah. Did he pull the

>> That's right. That's right. [laughter]

Saran wrap on the toilet seat so the pee

goes everywhere.

[laughter]

>> Oh, that.

>> Yeah, that. You know, I hate practical

jokes. They're mean and they're stupid

and and I don't want my son learning

them.

>> Oh, come on. Saran wrap on the toilet

seat. You don't think that's just a

little funny?

>> I was barefoot.

>> Now, tell me, the toilet thing is the

only thing you taught him, right?

>> [laughter]

>> Yes.

>> Wow.

[laughter]

>> Hi. Yes. I'm sorry. The models are

actually down the hall.

>> Actually, I'm here about the assistant

job.

>> Really?

Okay. Well, then. All right. We'll just

have a seat there. Um, so what's what is

what's your name?

>> Tag Jones.

>> Uh-huh. Go on. [laughter]

>> That's it. That's my whole name.

>> That's your whole name? Okay.

>> Okay. Well, let's let's just have a look

see here.

>> I know I haven't worked in an office

before and I really don't have a lot of

experience.

>> Come on. Now, what are you talking

about? You got three years painting

houses. [laughter]

Two whole summers at TGI Fridays.

[laughter]

>> It's lame, I know, but I'm a goal

oriented person. Very eager to learn.

>> Okay, just hold on a second.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm sorry. It's for human resources.

Everybody has to do it. Would you just

stand up, please?

>> Okay, Rachel, you're up first. Situation

number one. You're with Monica. The

wedding is about to start when Monica

gets cold feet.

>> Go.

>> I don't want to marry Chandler.

>> Okay. Um, feet.

>> It's going to be okay.

>> One man the rest of my life. I don't

know if I could do it. This means I'll

never get to sleep with Joey.

>> [cheering]

>> Look, Monica,

getting cold feet is very common. You

know, it's it's just because of all the

anticipation, and you just have to

remember that you love Chandler. And

also, I ran out on a wedding. You don't

get to keep the gifts. [laughter]

>> Very good. Drawing on your own

experience. I like that.

>> Yes. Very nice, Rachel.

>> Thank you, judges. Oh,

>> kiss ass. [laughter]

Okay, Phoebe.

>> Yes, your honor. [laughter]

>> We're now in the ceremony. Monica is

about to say, "I do." when her drunk

uncle starts yelling. What do you do?

Go.

>> When Monica was a little girl, I

remember that.

>> Oh,

very good.

>> Yes. Excellent. Perfect score.

>> Wait a minute. She just made a scene in

the middle of the ceremony. Hey, you

want a little taste of fees? Ra, wait.

Do you want to go to a movie tonight?

>> Oh, you know what? I can't. I have to

have dinner with that Melissa girl.

>> Can I come?

>> I won't even talk. You just hear the

noise from my video camera.

>> What is this? What's going on?

>> Oh, good. Can I tell it? Can I tell it?

>> Well, do you want to hear what actually

happened or Joey's LWD version?

>> Joey's. [laughter]

>> No. Hey, come on. I had this friend from

college and I made the stupid mistake of

telling Joey that one time she and I,

you know, kissed a little bit.

Yeah, I'm sure that happened.

[laughter]

>> It It did. SURE.

>> HEY, it happened.

>> Yeah. It was senior year in college. It

was after the Sigma Kai luau and Melissa

and I got very drunk and we ended up

kissing for several minutes which means

she had a couple spritzers and a quick

peck on the cheek.

[laughter]

>> Why are you taking this away from me?

>> Why is this so hard for you to believe?

>> Okay, I just I didn't know that you were

lesbian.

[laughter]

>> [applause]

>> I'm not saying that I am a lesbian. I'm

just saying that this happened.

>> Okay. It just seems pretty wild. And

you're, you know, so vanilla.

[laughter] Vanilla. I'm not vanilla.

I've done lots of crazy things. I mean,

I I got I got drunk and married in Vegas

to Ross. [laughter]

All right. You know what? If you don't

want to believe me about this, why don't

you just come with me to dinner tonight

and she will tell you.

>> Okay. All right. Yeah, cuz I just can't

picture it.

>> No, you should get inside my head.

>> Wow.

I mean, I had no idea that that was

[laughter]

>> What the hell was that? Just want to see

what all the fuss was about.

>> [laughter]

>> And I've had better.

>> One of them has great references and a

lot of experience. And then there's this

guy.

>> What about him?

>> I love him.

[laughter]

He's so pretty. I want to cry. I don't

know what to do. Tell me what to do.

>> Come on. You know what to do. You hire

the first one. You don't hire an

assistant because they're cute. You hire

them because they're qualified.

>> Uh-huh.

No, I hear what you're saying and and

and that makes a lot of sense, but can I

just say one more thing? Look how

pretty.

[laughter]

>> Let me see.

Oh my god.

>> Oh, but no, no, you can't you can't hire

him cuz that it's not professional.

Um, this is for me. Yes. [laughter]

Okay, you're right. I'll hire Hilda

tomorrow. Dumb old. Perfect for the job.

Hilda,

>> come see this guy.

Wow.

Don't show this to Monica and don't tell

her about the Wow.

>> Happy birthday.

[laughter]

>> IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

HEY, [laughter]

she's not as pretty as she was when she

was 29. [laughter]

>> Miss Green would like to establish some

ground rules before she comes out. She

would appreciate it if you didn't use

the words old or downhill or they still

look pretty damn good. [laughter]

>> They do.

[laughter]

>> Rachel, come on out. Monica made

breakfast. Chocolate chip pancakes.

>> We've got presents.

[laughter]

>> Good ones.

>> They all came from the list you handed

out to us two weeks ago. [laughter]

>> Well, can I keep the presents and still

be 29?

>> Come on, Ra. Look, turning 30 is not

that big a deal.

>> Oh, really? Is that how you felt when

you turned 30?

>> WHY, GOD? WHY?

>> Start celebrating my

I'm sorry. Apparently, I've opened the

door to the past.

>> Okay. Uh, Monica, man. Okay. What? What

you just saw?

>> Can I ask you just a little question?

Why tonight?

>> What? See, I've been waiting my whole

life to be engaged. And unlike some

people, I only planning on doing this

once.

So, you know, I maybe this is selfish

and I'm sorry about it, but I I was kind

of hoping tonight could just be about

that.

>> Oh, honey, but it is. No, it's not. No.

No. Now it's about you and Ross getting

back together.

>> What?

>> Yeah. Um, you kind of stole my thunder.

>> Okay. Ho ho. We did not steal your

thunder because we are not getting back

together.

>> Yeah. No. And and and you know what?

Nobody even saw.

>> Yeah,

>> that's true.

>> I swear we just kissed.

>> It was just a kiss.

>> YOU GUYS KISSED.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>> ARE YOU ARE YOU GETTING BACK TOGETHER?

CAN I SING AT YOUR WEDDING? [laughter]

>> Thunder being stolen.

>> Okay, come on, baby. It's nothing.

Monica, come on. Let's not make a big

deal out of this. It was a onetime

thing.

>> It doesn't even matter.

>> Oh my god. [laughter]

>> I cannot believe you guys are talking

about this. The problems in the bedroom

ARE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN.

[cheering]

All right. Now Chandler is doing the

best he can.

>> God, Chandler just left, Bill.

>> Yeah, but maybe it's not what we think.

Maybe it's tell Monica I'm sorry I drank

the last of the milk. Or maybe he he was

writing to tell her that that he's

changed his name. You know, tell Monica

I'm sorry.

[laughter]

>> I think it means he freaked out and

left. Don't be so negative.

God, isn't it possible that sorry is

SITTING IN THERE RIGHT NOW? [laughter]

>> OKAY, PHOEBE, I I think Ross is right. I

What are we going to do?

>> Look. Okay, I'm just going to I'm going

to have to go find him and bring him

back. Okay, you you make sure Monica

does not find out. Okay.

>> Okay. But if you don't find him and

bring him back, I am going to hunt you

down and kick your ass.

I will I will find him.

>> Wedding is so close. Are you getting

nervous?

>> Yeah, but a part of me also can't wait

till it's over.

>> Chandler and I have this packact not to

have sex again until the wedding.

>> A no sex pact, huh?

I actually have one of those going on

with every woman in America.

[laughter]

>> Hey Vivie, will you give me a hand? Got

to make up the guest bedroom. Hey,

cousin Cassie's coming to stay with us

for a few days.

>> Cassie? I haven't seen her in like

forever. I wonder if she still carries

that Barbie everywhere she goes.

>> Ra, she's 25 years old.

>> So what? I still No, you're probably

right.

>> Hi.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you over

here for a second?

>> Yeah.

>> Subtle, guys.

>> What? [laughter]

>> I know you're blending my surprise

bridal shower.

Okay. Well, don't ruin it.

Just play along at least.

>> Okay. Sorry.

>> Oh my god. We have to throw her a

shower.

>> Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your

phone book and a bunch of people came,

but it took us so long to get you here

that they they had to leave.

>> We wanted to throw you a big surprise

and a great shower and and now you don't

have either.

>> We ruined everything.

>> Oh, no. Wait a minute. That's not true.

No, what you did that was really sweet.

And it kind of works out for the best.

>> What do you What do you mean?

>> Well, now I get to spend my shower with

the only people I really love. I mean,

and I get all those presents without

having to talk to a bunch of people I

don't even like.

>> Surprise, Monica.

>> Look around and I just see so many

people who have accomplished so many of

their goals by the time they're 30.

Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself

to me.

>> There you go.

[cheering]

>> I did it. One mile on a hippity hop.

That's it. That's everything I wanted to

do before I was 30. Except I wanted to

patch things up with my sister.

>> Oh, but yay.

>> And and girls. This thing is a godsend,

if you know what I mean. [laughter]

>> Friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe,

Rachel,

>> I'm 40.

>> Jeez,

>> look at you with your little maple syrup

award.

>> Yeah. May maybe you don't tell anyone

about this.

>> No, it's not a big deal. I do that too

with my shampoo bottle.

>> Really? No. What award are you

practicing for?

>> Grammy,

>> best new artist.

[laughter]

>> Oh, hey, listen. The Soapies people

called today and [clears throat] also

get to present an award.

>> Oh, that's great. So, you'll definitely

get on stage even if you don't win.

[laughter]

>> You You don't think I'm going to win?

>> Oh, of course I do.

>> But you should probably start practicing

your your gracious loser face. you know,

when like when the cameras are on you

and you want to look disappointed, but

also that your colleague deserved to

win, you know, so it's sort of like,

[applause]

>> you know,

>> you practice losing at the Grammys, too.

>> Oh, no. At the Grammys, I always win.

>> Splitting. You take half and I take

half.

>> Well, that's not fair. You've already

had some.

>> Well, oh, then you know what? I think

Monica would be very interested to know

that you called her cheesecake dry and

mealy. What do we use to split it?

>> Okay. [laughter]

>> All right. Pick a half.

>> Okay. Well, this side looks bigger.

>> Uh, there's more crust on this side.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

So,

>> maybe if I measure.

>> Oh, for God's sake. Just pick a piece.

>> All right. Pick that.

>> So, [laughter] the smaller piece.

>> Okay. There you go. Enjoy your half, my

friend. But that is it. No sharing, no

switching, and don't come crying to me

if you eat your piece too fast.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> All right, you got to give me some of

your piece.

>> Oh, no. No, no switching, no sharing.

And don't come crying to me.

I may just sit here and have my cake all

day. You just sit here in the hallway

and eat my

>> Oh, yay. Look, there's a piece that

doesn't have floor on it.

>> Stick to your side.

>> Come on now.

[laughter]

All right. What are we having?

>> Hey, what are you guys What are you guys

talking about?

>> Nothing.

>> Damn, this coffee is cold. Hey, Rich, do

you mind if I heat this up on your

loins?

[laughter]

>> You know, I cannot believe you told him,

Joey.

>> So, I guess you bought that book after

we broke up, huh?

>> Uh-huh. Yeah, I did because I wore out

my first copy when I was with you.

[cheering]

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, when we were

going out, I read tons of porno

magazines. [laughter]

>> So,

boss, how could you do that to an old

man?

[laughter]

>> Excuse me, ladies.

>> Presenting the award for favorite

returning male character is Mackenzie.

>> This is it. This is it. This is my

category.

>> Oh my god. Do you have to speech?

>> Yep. Got to speak.

>> Did you got your gracious losser face?

>> Yep.

No, Charlie. Remember, if you win, you

have to hug me. You hug me.

>> Okay.

>> They say,

>> "Can I squeeze your ass [laughter]

>> on TV?"

>> Proven that this is not

>> the category of favorite returning male

character. The nominees are John Wheeler

from General Hospital, [applause]

Gavin Graham from The Young and the

Restless, [applause]

Duncan Harrington from Passions,

and Joey Triani from Days of Our Lives,

[applause]

and the Sophie goes to

Gavin Graham from The Young and the

Restless. [applause]

Hey.

>> Hi.

>> What are you doing?

>> Well, you know, I was thinking of moving

the couch over here.

>> Why would you want to do that?

>> So that there would be a decent place

for me to sit.

>> Ra, there is a decent place.

>> And your lap does not count. [laughter]

>> Okay, come on. Help me move this.

>> No. No. No.

>> No. No, Rosita does not move. [laughter]

>> I'm sorry. Rosita as in

>> As in Rosita does not move. [laughter]

>> Joey, it's just a chair. What's the big

deal?

>> The big deal is that it is the exact

equal distance from the bathroom to the

kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so

you don't get any glare coming off of

Stevie. [laughter]

>> Stevie the TV.

>> Is there a problem?

>> No. [laughter]

Oh, what does he know?

>> Come on, Rosito. Chica's got to stick

together.

>> NO,

[laughter]

>> you

>> Rachel Green's office.

>> Tag. Hi. Who is that?

>> Nobody. I was just practicing.

>> [laughter]

>> Hi.

>> Hi. Rachel Green's office.

[laughter]

>> You must be Hilda.

>> Yeah. This is Tag. Tag. This is Phoebe.

Phoebe. Can I see you for a second?

>> Phoebe.

>> That's a great name.

>> Oh, you like that? You should hear my

phone number. Okay. I'll be right back.

So, you hired yourself a little treat,

did you? [laughter]

>> All right. I know. I know how it looks,

Feebs, but I'm telling you,

>> but but you know, you cannot get

involved with your assistant.

>> Yes, I know that. I know that. And I

know that hiring him was probably not

the smartest thing that I've ever done,

but I'm telling you, from this moment

on, I swear this is strictly

professional.

>> Yes.

>> Hey, Rachel.

>> Hi.

>> Cute assistant. What's his story? Is he

like

>> gay? Yeah.

forever.

Come on.

>> So, this is Brooklyn.

>> All right, listen up. There's usually

only one dress in each size. So, when

they open those doors, fan out. Now,

this is what you're looking for.

Memorize it.

When you locate the dress,

blow on these. All right.

Three sharp blasts. When you hear it,

come running.

>> All right.

>> Oh, they're pushing. They're pushing.

>> DON'T BE A BABY.

>> LET'S GO.

>> RACHEL, come on.

>> No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it.

Don't crowd me.

>> This is it. This is the dress. Oh my

god, it's perfect. I'm sorry. This one's

taken.

>> Wow.

>> Megan. Monica, you came.

>> Yeah, this is my dress.

>> No.

>> Yes, it is. You saw me wearing it and

now you'll see me buying it. What? You

freak. [laughter]

You wouldn't even have known about this

place if it wasn't for me. Look, you

don't want to fight me.

>> Maybe I do. I'm pretty feisty.

>> I'm coming. I'M COMING.

>> OKAY.

HEY, WHAT DO I DO? [screaming]

What are you doing?

>> Did you find the dress?

>> No. You got to get me out of here,

Phoebe. These bargain shoppers are

crazy.

>> I'M TRYING TO GET MONICA.

>> NO, YOU GOT TO HOLD MY HAND.

>> OH MY GOD.

It's

me.

>> GO, GO, GO.

>> [laughter]

>> I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M GOING TO MEET

Jessica Ashley. Wait,

>> please be cool, okay? I work with this

woman.

>> Okay, I'm totally cool.

>> Okay,

>> come in.

>> Hey, Jessica.

>> Hey, Jess.

>> This is my friend Rachel.

>> Hey, what's up?

>> Uh, listen. And here's your trophy. I

accepted it for you.

>> Oh my god. I won. Do you have any idea

what this means?

>> That That's it. You're not going to

You're not going to put on your shelf or

anything?

>> No. I try to save that for real awards.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

>> Take it back.

>> Absolutely.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

>> Yeah, YOU DO.

>> [laughter]

>> I THINK I JUST CRACKED A RIB. But I

don't care BECAUSE TODAY IS MY WEDDING

DAY. MY DAY IS finally here.

>> You know, she might not even notice he's

gone.

[laughter]

>> I'm going to start getting ready.

>> God, we can't let her start getting

ready. This is too awful.

>> Oh, God. But wait, she'll be in the gown

and then he won't show up and then she's

going to have to take off the gown and

stop it. Stop it, Rachel. You can't do

this here.

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just It's

just so sad.

>> You You've got to pull yourself

together. Monica can't see you like

this. Then she'll know something's

wrong.

>> I know. I know. God, there's no tissue.

Could you grab me some toilet paper?

>> Yes. [snorts]

>> Oh, that's gone, too. This is Monica's

bathroom, right? [laughter]

>> Oh, no. I I I found one. Oh, okay.

>> Oh, thank you. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Can I have another one?

>> Sure.

[laughter]

>> Do you need SOME FLOSS?

>> [laughter]

>> OH, I just cannot imagine what is going

to happen if Chandler doesn't show up.

>> Oh, here's a whole bunch. I mean, she's

going to be at the wedding waiting for

him and people will be whispering, "Oh,

that poor girl." You know, and then

she'll have to come back here and live

all alone.

>> Oh my god. What? There was a pregnancy

test in the garbage and it's positive.

Monica's pregnant,

so I guess she won't be totally alone.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
laughter /ˈlæftər/ A2	noun - 笑声 (xiào shēng)
trick /trɪk/ A2	noun - 技巧 (jìqiǎo)
wrap /ræp/ A2	verb - 包裹 (bāoguǒ)
toilet /ˈtɔɪlɪt/ A1	noun - 厕所 (cèsuǒ)
jokes /dʒoʊks/ A2	noun - 笑话 (xiàohuà)
stupid /ˈstupɪd/ A2	adjective - 愚蠢的 (yūchǔn de)
experience /ɪkˈspɪriəns/ B1	noun - 经验 (jīngyàn)
seat /sit/ A1	noun - 座位 (zuòwèi)
barefoot /ˈbɛərˌfʊt/ A2	adjective - 赤脚的 (chìjiǎo de)
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ A2	noun - 婚礼 (hūnlǐ)
anticipation /ˌæntɪsɪˈpeɪʃən/ B2	noun - 期待 (qídài)
experience /ɪkˈspɪriəns/ B1	noun - 经历 (jīnglì)
professional /prəˈfɛʃənəl/ B1	adjective - 专业的 (zhuānyè de)
qualified /ˈkwɑlɪfaɪd/ B1	adjective - 合格的 (hégé de)
assistent /əˈsɪstənt/ A2	noun - 助手 (zhùshǒu)
ceremony /ˈsɛrəməni/ B1	noun - 仪式 (yíshì)
vanilla /vəˈnɪlə/ B1	adjective - 普通的 (pǔtōng de)

重点语法结构

• I have a bone to pick with you.

  ➔ 使用现在完成时的习语表达。

  ➔ “have a bone to pick” 是一个习语，意为有不满或抱怨要讨论。

• You know, I hate practical jokes. They're mean and they're stupid and and I don't want my son learning them.

  ➔ 使用现在简单时表示一般真理和习惯。

  ➔ 现在简单时用于表达一般的感受和习惯，如讨厌恶作剧。

• I was barefoot.

  ➔ 使用过去简单时描述一个完成的动作。

  ➔ 过去简单时用于描述过去完成的特定动作，如赤脚。

• I'm a goal-oriented person. Very eager to learn.

  ➔ 使用现在简单时描述永久性特征。

  ➔ 现在简单时用于描述永久性特征或特性，如目标导向。

• Would you just stand up, please?

  ➔ 使用情态动词 'would' 表示礼貌请求。

  ➔ 情态动词 'would' 用于表示礼貌请求，如要求某人站起来。

• You don't get to keep the gifts.

  ➔ 在否定句中使用 'do' 来强调。

  ➔ 助动词 'do' 用于在否定句中添加强调，如 “You don't get to keep the gifts.”

• I'm not saying that I am a lesbian. I'm just saying that this happened.

  ➔ 使用现在进行时来强调和澄清。

  ➔ 现在进行时用于强调动作并使陈述更清晰，如 “I'm just saying that this happened.”

• You hire the first one. You don't hire an assistant because they're cute.

  ➔ 使用祈使语气表示直接命令。

  ➔ 祈使语气用于表示直接命令或指示，如 “You hire the first one.”