– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

等等，恭喜你，我不想在乔伊面前说什么。

因为我不知道他是否知道你。

我们有个孩子，嗯，我们给他一些鼓励。

what that we had a baby huh let's give

虽然他之前吃了一块塑料水果，不，不。

although he did eat a piece of plastic

fruit earlier no no

瑞秋订婚了。

什么？

我们已经很久没有做那件事了。

菲比，没有秘密，好吗？我没有求婚。

Phoebe there is no secret okay I didn't

propose

你在说谎，就像你之前试图说服我们你是医生一样。

tried to convince us you were a doctor

我是医生。

你知道吗？我要去找瑞秋谈谈。

talk to Rachel myself all right

我们应该叫醒她吗？不，不，让她睡吧，她太累了。

her sleep she's so exhausted

订婚了，哒哒哒。

天哪，她以为我们订婚了。

为什么她会以为我们订婚了？也许是因为你给她一枚订婚戒指，你知道，罗斯，医生应该很聪明。

engaged perhaps because you gave her an

engagement ring you know Ross doctors

are supposed to be smart

我没有给她那枚戒指，没有。

那么那枚戒指是谁的？是我的。

那是订婚戒指吗？是的，但你没有给她，没有，但你本来打算求婚，没有，嗯，我可能对这件事失去兴趣了。

didn't give it to her no but you were

going to propose no huh I might be

看，我妈妈给我那枚戒指，因为她希望我向瑞秋求婚，但我只想看看她是否想重新开始。

look my mom gave me that ring because

she wanted me to propose to Rachel but

多么美好的温情。

kind of wanted a sort things up again oh

what beautiful lukewarm sentiment

我不想匆忙做任何事，她似乎也不想。

it seemed like she didn't want to either

但我不明白这怎么发生的，她发现我夹克里的戒指，以为我要求婚，然后就开始告诉别人。

any of this happened what did she find

the ring in my jacket assume I was going

你实际上向她求婚了吗？没有，我没有求婚。

start telling people

actually proposed to her well I didn't I

didn't propose

除非...

我有吗？

我已经40小时没睡觉了。

这听起来像我会做的事。

但嘿，你知道吗？我妈妈马上就到，她有钥匙，我不能等那么久，你得做点什么，敲门。

to be here in a minute and she has the

key I can't I can't wait that long you

have to do something knock that door

我会，但我容易受伤。

而且你知道，一切都会好起来的，宝宝在睡觉。

fine the baby's sleeping what if she

如果她从床上跳下来怎么办？她还不能自己抬头。

of the bed can't hold her own head up

但我跳了。

天哪，我忘记关水龙头了。

你没有忘记关水龙头。

please just just pull yourself together

好吧，等等，我有没有忘记关煤气灶？你从1996年就没做过饭了。

haven't cooked since 1996

窗户开着吗？因为如果窗户开着，鸟可能会飞进来。

windows open a bird could fly in there

天哪，你知道吗？我想你说得对。

you're right I think you know what

听着，听着，一只鸽子，不，不可能，不，不。

是一只鹰飞进来了。

落在煤气灶上，着火了。

宝宝...

看到这一幕，跳过公寓，去帮助那只强大的鸟，鹰。

to the mighty Bird's Aid the eagle

然而，鹰误以为这是攻击行为，抓住了宝宝。

aggression and grabs the baby in its

与此同时，水龙头灌满了公寓，宝宝和鸟...

apartment with water baby and birds

仍在燃烧，被锁在不同的漩涡中，围绕着公寓旋转。

swirling around the whirlpool that fills

the apartment

外国。

如果这是真的，你会感到抱歉吗？

我需要你后来为我制造一个笑话。

当莫妮卡在场时，我需要你问我关于消防车的事，哇，我不知道，陈，我记台词不太好。

me about fire trucks wow I don't know

Chan I'm not so good with remembering

lines

谢天谢地，你的生活不依赖于它，我知道，对吧？

depend on it I know right

为什么我们要这样做？莫妮卡说她的餐厅经理是她见过的最有趣的人。

that her maitre d is the funniest guy

她是认真的，她确实这么说，我疯了吗？这么生气，不，有趣是你的特长。

said that yes am I crazy to be this

upset no being funny is your thing yeah

没有这个，你在女人面前就很无聊。

women

嗨，你们好，消防车。

我应该参与其中，所以你不应该让我赶上进度，这需要几周时间，为什么不让我负责演示呢？

don't you get me up to speed that's

going to take weeks why don't you just

let me take care of the presentation oh

不，不，不，不，我明白了。

你在这里，好吧，听着，这是我的工作，伙伴，好吧，我已经做了五年，我知道怎么做。

my job buddy okay I've had it for five

years and I know how it works so why

所以你只需要让我赶上进度，好吧，天哪，我完全搞砸了椅子的靠背，你怎么修？

totally messed with the back support on

my chair how do you fix this hey you've

嘿，你在这里五年了，你自己想办法，好吧，我会。

fine I will

好吧，告诉我。

我们终于找到保姆了，这是莫莉，莫莉·钱德勒，乔伊，嗨，嗨。

Molly Chandler Joey hi hi well

有人有点烦躁，该死，我等了七分钟的饼干。

damn right I am I've been waiting for a

cookie for seven minutes

哦，好吧，你知道吗？我要带她出去，不，你留下，我来做。

take her outside no you stay I'll do it

好吧，谢谢，好吧，很高兴认识你们，是的，你们也是，哦，哇，莫莉太棒了，是的，为这个火辣的保姆鼓掌。

guys yeah you too oh wow Molly's just

great yes Bravo on the hot nanny

你真的认为她很火辣？你在开玩笑吗？如果我没结婚，她现在就会拒绝我。

kidding if I wasn't married she'd be

rejecting me right now

乔伊。

他在做什么？

我是不是在这里唯一一个不认为她对我们有吸引力的人？

that she's hot for us

我的意思是，她不难看，但火辣？嗯。

but hot huh

谢谢。

现在瑞秋走了，太火辣了，我昨晚哭着睡着了。

myself to sleep last night

嘿，看看那两个金发女郎。

there

嘿，跟我来，你是想让每个人都离婚吗？

everybody divorced

来吧，你不用做任何事，如果是我们两个，会更容易，就像大学时一样，我不记得了。

it'll just be easier if it's the two of

us like college I don't remember first

你先用某种笑话打破僵局，这样她们就知道你是有趣的人。

joke so they know you're the funny one

然后我用有趣的对话加入，这样她们就会看到我是多么 Brilliant、深沉、性感的人。

conversation so they'll see that I'm the

brilliant brooding sexy one

我以为我要讲笑话。

你不应该去上班吗？哦，来吧，嗨，你好，我叫钱德勒，这是我的朋友罗斯，嗨。

Oh Come uh hello hi my name is Chandler

this is my friend Ross right here hi and

呃，我们想知道，呃，你是否愿意，我们只需要六个人来堆人金字塔。

you're up for it we only need six more

people for a human pyramid

嗖嗖。

呃，所以，哦，嘿，我注意到你在看报纸。

the paper uh

欧洲又洪水了，嗯。

um here's a question

淹死还是活活烧死？

抱歉，我们要走了。

我们还有机会。

[音乐]

嗨，我，呃，我忍不住注意到，那是一条不寻常的项链。

that's that's an unusual necklace you

你一小时前已经向我搭讪了。

好吧，这是坚定的拒绝。

[笑声]

相信我，我一直被拒绝，我也不懂。

don't get it either

我的意思是，你显然很绝望，你问女人想怎么被杀死。

you're asking women how they want to be

killed

好吧，这太棒了，瑞秋会一直亲吻男人，直到找到她想要的，而我会孤独地死去。

kissing guys until she finds the one she

wants and I'm gonna die alone

被淹死，或者...

[音乐]

[英语]

okay wait up hi congratulations I didn't

want to say anything in front of Joey

because I didn't know if he knew you

what that we had a baby huh let's give

him a little credit

although he did eat a piece of plastic

fruit earlier no no

Rachel are engaged

what

we haven't done the secret thing in a

long time

Phoebe there is no secret okay I didn't

propose

are you lying is this like that time you

tried to convince us you were a doctor

I am a doctor

you know what I'm just gonna go and and

talk to Rachel myself all right

should we wake her up no no come on let

her sleep she's so exhausted

it's engaged dum dum dum

oh my God she thinks we're engaged

why why why would she think we're

engaged perhaps because you gave her an

engagement ring you know Ross doctors

are supposed to be smart

I didn't give her that ring you didn't

no so whose ring is it it's mine

is it an engagement ring yes but you

didn't give it to her no but you were

going to propose no huh I might be

losing interest in this

look my mom gave me that ring because

she wanted me to propose to Rachel but

all I wanted to do was see if she maybe

kind of wanted a sort things up again oh

what beautiful lukewarm sentiment

I didn't want to rush into anything and

it seemed like she didn't want to either

but I don't I don't understand how how

any of this happened what did she find

the ring in my jacket assume I was going

to propose throw it on and then just

start telling people

actually proposed to her well I didn't I

didn't propose

unless

did I

I haven't slept in 40 hours and

it does sound like something I would do

but hey you know what my mother's going

to be here in a minute and she has the

key I can't I can't wait that long you

have to do something knock that door

down I would but I bruise like a peach

besides you know everything's gonna be

fine the baby's sleeping what if she

jumped out

of the bed can't hold her own head up

but yeah I jumped

oh my God I left the water running but

you did not leave the water running

please just just pull yourself together

okay wait did I leave the stove on you

haven't cooked since 1996

is the window open because if the

windows open a bird could fly in there

and oh my God you know what I think

you're right I think you know what

listen listen a pigeon no no way no no

an eagle flew in

landed on the stove and caught fire

the baby

seeing this jumps across the apartment

to the mighty Bird's Aid the eagle

however misconstrues this as an act of

aggression and grabs the baby in its

Talent meanwhile the faucet fills the

apartment with water baby and birds

still Ablaze are locked in a different

swirling around the whirlpool that fills

the apartment

foreign

are you gonna be sorry if that's true

I need you to set me up for a joke later

when Monica's around I need you to ask

me about fire trucks wow I don't know

Chan I'm not so good with remembering

lines

well thank God your livelihood doesn't

depend on it I know right

why why are we doing this Monica says

that her maitre d is the funniest guy

she's ever met seriously she actually

said that yes am I crazy to be this

upset no being funny is your thing yeah

without that you just got lame with

women

hi there you are fire trucks

well I should be involved in that so why

don't you get me up to speed that's

going to take weeks why don't you just

let me take care of the presentation oh

no no no no I see where

you were here all right listen this is

my job buddy okay I've had it for five

years and I know how it works so why

don't you just catch me up fine oh God I

totally messed with the back support on

my chair how do you fix this hey you've

been here five years you figure it out

fine I will

all right Fill Me In

we finally found a nanny this is Molly

Molly Chandler Joey hi hi well

somebody's getting a little fussy and

damn right I am I've been waiting for a

cookie for seven minutes

oh okay you know what I'm just gonna

take her outside no you stay I'll do it

okay thank you okay nice to meet you

guys yeah you too oh wow Molly's just

great yes Bravo on the hot nanny

what you really think she's hot are you

kidding if I wasn't married she'd be

rejecting me right now

Joey

he's doing

am I the only one that doesn't think

that she's hot for us

I mean I mean she's not unattractive but

but hot huh

thank you

now that Rachel's gone so hot I cried

myself to sleep last night

hey check out those two blondes over

there

hey come with me are you trying to get

everybody divorced

come on you don't have to do anything

it'll just be easier if it's the two of

us like college I don't remember first

you uh break the ice with some kind of a

joke so they know you're the funny one

that I swoop in with some interesting

conversation so they'll see that I'm the

brilliant brooding sexy one

I thought I got to make the jokes

don't you have to be at work oh come

Oh Come uh hello hi my name is Chandler

this is my friend Ross right here hi and

uh we were wondering uh you know if

you're up for it we only need six more

people for a human pyramid

swoop swoop

uh so um oh hey I noticed you're reading

the paper uh

another flood in Europe huh

um here's a question

drown or be burned alive

I'm sorry we're just leaving

we still got it

[Music]

hi I uh I couldn't help but notice but

that's that's an unusual necklace you

already hit on me an hour ago

right so that's a firm no

[Laughter]

believe this I just keep striking out I

don't get it either

I mean you're obviously desperate

you're asking women how they want to be

killed

well this is great Rachel's gonna keep

kissing guys until she finds the one she

wants and I'm gonna die alone

by drowning or

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
congratulations ˌkɑːn.ɡræ.tʃəˈleɪ.ʃənz A2	noun - 祝贺
engaged ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd A2	adjective - 订婚的
exhausted ɪɡˈzɔːstɪd A2	adjective - 筋疲力尽的
propose prəˈpoʊz A2	verb - 求婚
sentiment ˈsɛn.tə.mənt B1	noun - 情感
assume əˈsjuːm A2	verb - 假设
misconstrues ˌmɪs.kənˈstruːz B2	verb - 误解
aggression əˈɡreʃ.ən B1	noun - 侵略
upset ʌpˈset A2	adjective - 不安的
livelihood ˈlɪv.li.hʊd B1	noun - 生计
maitre ˈmeɪ.trə B1	noun - 餐馆领班
brilliant ˈbrɪl.iənt A2	adjective - 天才的
brooding ˈbruː.dɪŋ B1	adjective - 忧郁的
striking ˈstraɪ.kɪŋ B1	adjective - 引人注目的
desperate ˈdɛs.pər.ɪt A2	adjective - 绝望的
flood flʌd A1	noun - 洪水