my first paycheck look at the window
00:00
there's my name hi
00:03
me I remember the day I got my first
00:06
paycheck there was a cave in in one of
00:09
the mines and eight people were
00:11
killed wow you worked in a mine I worked
00:14
in a Dairy Queen
00:17
why God isn't this exciting I earned
00:22
this I wiped tables for it I steamed
00:25
milk for it and it was totally
00:27
not worth
00:31
it who's F why is he getting all my
00:32
money I mean what Chandler look at
00:37
that oh this is not that bad oh you're
00:41
fine yeah for first job you can totally
00:45
totally live on this oh yeah yeah hey by
00:49
the way great service to
00:53
I'm so sorry you guys I didn't mean to
01:05
bring you down no you were
01:08
right I don't have a
01:11
plan Pizza Guy than
01:16
God B what do you have a plan I don't
01:19
even have a PL ra do you are you going
01:25
to separate
01:27
those oh god oh am I being like a total
01:28
laundry spans I mean am I supposed to
01:33
use like one machine for shirts and
01:35
another machine for
01:37
pants have you have you never done this
01:41
before well not myself but I know other
01:44
people that
01:47
have okay you caught me I'm a laundry
01:49
Virgin uh well don't worry I'll use the
01:54
gentle C
01:57
okay
02:00
um uh basically you want to use one
02:02
machine for all your whites okay a whole
02:04
another machine for for your colors and
02:08
and a third for uh your
02:10
uh uh delicates and that would be your
02:13
bras and your under panty
02:17
things okay well what about these are
02:22
white cotton panties would they go with
02:25
whites or with delicates uh that that
02:27
that would be a judgment
02:29
[Music]
02:33
call hey who's this little naked guy uh
02:34
that little naked guy would be me a look
02:38
at the little thing
02:42
yes yeah it's fine that is my
02:45
penis can we be grown-ups
02:48
now who are those people got me oh
02:51
that's Nana right there in the middle
02:55
wow yeah let's see me and the Gang at
02:57
Java
03:01
Joe's wow Monica you look just like your
03:02
grandmother how old was she there she
03:04
1939 yeah uh 24 25 huh it's like a fun
03:08
gang o look look look look look I got
03:19
Monica
03:22
naked no no that would be me again
03:26
I'm uh just trying
03:34
something hey
03:42
kicky what are you doing just trying to
03:46
get comfortable can't sleep in my
03:49
underwear well you're going to
03:51
I've been thinking you know about how
04:00
I'm always seeing girls on top of
04:02
girls are they end to end or tall like
04:07
pancakes you know what I mean about how
04:10
I'm always going out with all these
04:13
women cuz I always figured when the
04:14
right one comes along I'll be able to be
04:16
a standup guy and Go the Distance you
04:18
know I'm looking at my dad thinking hey
04:20
you're not him you're
04:24
you when they were all over you to go
04:26
into your father's pipe fitting business
04:28
did you cave no no you decided to go
04:30
into the out of work actor
04:33
business and that wasn't easy but you
04:36
did
04:38
it and I'd like to believe that when the
04:39
right woman comes along you will have
04:41
the courage and the guts to say no
04:43
thanks I'm
04:46
[Applause]
04:49
married you really think so yeah I
04:52
really do thanks C get off
04:56
[Music]
05:00
can you see my nipples through this
05:04
shirt no but don't worry I'm sure
05:08
they're still
05:11
there so where are you going Mr sui man
05:13
well I have an appointment to see Dr
05:16
Robert pilman career counselor
05:18
Agogo I added the
05:21
Agogo career counselor hey you guys all
05:23
know what you want to do I don't
05:27
hey you guys in the living room all know
05:31
what you want to do you know you have
05:33
goals you have dreams I don't have a
05:35
dream uh the Lesser known I don't have a
05:38
dream
05:40
speech I know I know everybody there's
05:49
someone I'd like you a
05:53
meet yeah this is Ben oh hi Ben hi Ben
05:55
Ben this is everybody hey Ben hi Susan
05:59
he looks just like
06:02
you
06:06
thanks oh God I can't believe one of us
06:08
actually has one of these I know I still
06:11
am one of
06:14
these Ross can
06:17
I okay the head go ahead you got to
06:21
[Music]
06:27
hi
06:30
Ben
06:31
hi I'm your Aunt Monica yes I am I'm
06:33
your Aunt
06:37
Monica hey you feeling better yeah I
06:38
think that fifth shower actually got the
06:41
interview off
06:42
me so do you have any other
06:44
possibilities oh yeah well there is the
06:46
possibility that I won't make rent if
06:48
you want I can lend you some money no no
06:51
no cuz if I couldn't pay you back right
06:53
away then I'd feel guilty and tense
06:55
every time I saw you oh okay well why
06:57
you uh why you borrow it from Mom and
06:59
Dad you feel guilty and tense around
07:01
them already you might as well make some
07:03
money off of
07:05
[Music]
07:07
them hi hi hi darling so what's this
07:11
some of your old stuff well sweetie we
07:15
have a surprise for you we're turning
07:18
your room into a
07:21
gym wow that is a surprise just one
07:23
little question uh why not Ross's room
07:27
gosh we talked about that but your
07:29
brother has so many science trophies and
07:31
plaques and merit badges well we didn't
07:33
want to disturb them oh God
07:36
forbid you you know that Stephie graph
07:44
has quite a
07:46
tush I'm just saying it's right
07:49
there hey guys hi darling where's my
07:52
grandson you didn't bring him no he's at
07:56
the Carol's and Susan's today a woman in
07:59
my office is a
08:02
lesbian I'm just
08:04
saying oh Jack look there's that house
08:07
paint commercial that cracks you
08:10
up where have you been emotional hell so
08:16
did they lend you the money yet no but
08:20
that's probably because I haven't asked
08:22
them yet come on Monica do it hey you
08:23
guys um Monica has some news
08:26
um yeah so uh listen I'm sorry I didn't
08:30
tell you this before but um I I'm no
08:33
longer at my job I I had to leave it why
08:36
because they made
08:41
me you were
08:43
fired what are you going to do Judy Judy
08:46
relax this is our little harmonica we're
08:49
talking about we taught her well 10% of
08:51
your paycheck where does it go in the
08:54
bank the
08:56
bank there you go so she dips into her
08:58
savings that's what it's there for she's
09:00
going to be fine and if you need a
09:02
little extra you know where to find it
09:04
anything larger back
09:08
there okay here you go you can pay me
09:11
back whenever you
09:14
like you have dinosaur
09:15
checks yeah yeah I mean you get your
09:18
money and you learn a little something
09:21
what's wrong with that nothing nothing
09:22
hey you're a cheap asaurus
09:25
no kidding no kidding thank you I'm very
09:30
grateful hey M what is
09:32
this oh um that was my bathing suit from
09:36
high school I was a little bigger then
09:39
Oh I thought that's what they used to
09:43
cover Connecticut when it rained you
09:44
want to get this tattoo yes I do it's
09:46
just that Ross okay hey hey is your
09:48
boyfriend the boss of
09:51
you no okay who is the boss of
09:53
you you
09:58
no you are the boss of you now you march
10:00
your honey in there and get that heart
10:04
tattooed on your hip
10:05
go oh it looks so good oh I love it I
10:12
know so do I oh pH I'm so glad you made
10:16
me do this okay let me see
10:18
yours okay let's see yours
10:24
again baby we just saw mine let me see
10:27
to yours oh
10:29
okay oh no oh it's gone that's so weird
10:32
I don't know how where it
10:38
went you didn't get it
10:42
no why didn't you get it I'm sorry I'm
10:45
sorry baby how could you do this to me
10:48
this was all your idea I know I know and
10:50
I was going to get it but then he came
10:53
in with this needle and like did you
10:54
know they do this with needles you going
10:56
to do something fun
10:58
[Music]
11:04
[Music]
11:10
okay who so brave you're so brave yes
11:11
you are you're so bra okay okay honey
11:15
he's fine he's fine let's just put him
11:17
down come here babe yes you're such a
11:19
good boy how could you do that to him
11:21
Ross trusted me what is he going to say
11:25
he's not going to say anything because
11:27
we're not going to to tell him we're not
11:28
no we're not all right I like
11:30
that so we're okay we're okay we're okay
11:32
aren't we no we're not okay we're not
11:35
okay there's a bump there's a bump
11:37
there's a bum oh my god well push it in
11:38
push it in I cannot push it
11:41
in okay we're going to need a
11:45
distraction okay that's it okay I got it
11:47
okay the second that Ross walks in that
11:50
door yeah I want you to take him back to
11:52
your bedroom and you do whatever it is
11:54
that you do that makes him go
11:55
or we could put a hat on his head a hat
12:02
yes hat we need a hat we need a hat
12:06
where are we going to find a tiny little
12:08
hat oh W well get rainy day bear I guess
12:09
he'll know what to
12:12
do oh my God you're a genius oh God it's
12:13
kind of sewn on though give it give it
12:17
okay oh it's just like a blood bath in
12:23
here today and when you have a second
12:26
later I want show you why we don't just
12:28
trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave
12:30
them
12:31
there I'm training to be better at a job
12:35
that I hate my life officially sucks but
12:38
ra wasn't it supposed to be a temporary
12:41
thing I thought you wanted to do fashion
12:43
stuff well yeah I'm still pursuing that
12:45
how exactly are you pursuing that you
12:48
know other than sending out resumés like
12:51
what two years
12:53
ago well I'm also sending out
12:54
good
12:59
thoughts if you ask me as long as you
13:01
got this job you got nothing pushing you
13:04
to get another one you need the
13:06
fear the fear he's right if you quit
13:09
this job you then have motivation to go
13:13
after a job you really want well then
13:15
how come you're still at a job that you
13:17
hate I mean why don't you quit and get
13:18
the
13:20
fear because I'm too
13:22
afraid I don't know I mean I would give
13:26
anything to work for a designer you know
13:29
or a buyer oh I just don't want to be 30
13:31
and still work here yeah that'd be much
13:34
worse than being 28 and still working
13:36
here Rachel yeah remind me to review
13:40
with you which pot is Decap and which is
13:44
regular can't I just look at the handles
13:48
on them you would
13:50
think okay fine Gunther you know what I
13:53
am a terrible waitress do you know why I
13:56
a terrible waitress because I don't care
13:59
I don't care I don't care which pot is
14:02
regular and which pot is decaf I don't
14:04
care where the trace spot is I just
14:06
don't care this is not what I want to
14:08
do so I don't think I should do it
14:11
anymore I'm going to give you my week's
14:15
notice what Gunther I
14:17
quit does this mean we're going to have
14:22
to start paying for coffee we are oh my
14:24
God you still have the chipper what
14:26
that's what we used to call your uh your
14:30
motorcycle in high school you know a
14:31
motorcycle is a chopper and your
14:34
chip never
14:37
mind I think it's
14:39
cute wow Lipper from the
14:46
chipper so you still in touch with
14:51
anyone from high school um there's
14:53
Rachel and um that's it how about you oh
14:55
yeah I still hang with Simmons and Z you
15:00
know and I see spinler a lot and a Kelly
15:02
and I run into Goldie from time to time
15:05
stick Brown zov Maguire JT
15:07
Beardsley is that all H you know After
15:12
High School you just kind of lose touch
15:15
a question for you how do you think this
15:17
suit would look on an assistant fire
15:18
okay the owner of alisand came over here
15:20
to yell at me but instead I made him
15:21
some sauce and he offered me the job as
15:22
head chef oh my God you just ruined the
15:24
thing I was practicing the whole way
15:27
home but I'm so happy
15:28
happy can you believe it I finally get
15:30
to run my own kitchen oh you've waited
15:33
so
15:35
[Music]
15:35
longone hey hey B quick question for you
15:37
yeah how do you think this suit would
15:40
look on an assistant buyer at
15:41
Bloomingdale's I don't know totally
15:44
depend on her coloring
15:46
and you got the
15:48
job you got the job why didn't you tell
15:50
me oh it's going to be so great I'm
15:55
going to get to help just decide what we
15:58
sell and I'm going to have an office
15:59
with walls and everything I'm going to
16:01
have
16:03
walls okay is this the day of good news
16:05
or what I got us a job the wedding
16:07
reception
16:10
oh um BB I kind of need to talk to you
16:12
about
16:15
that
16:18
um well I I I I think it might be time
16:20
for me to take a step back from the
16:23
catering but we've only had one
16:25
job I I know but now we have this second
16:27
one and it just it feels like it's
16:30
snowballing you
16:32
know yeah what are you saying I got
16:33
offered the head chef job at
16:37
alesandro's what it's okay cuz you know
16:39
what if you think about it you don't
16:41
really need me for the business you're
16:42
the
16:45
cook without you it's just me driving up
16:46
to people's houses with empty trays and
16:49
asking for
16:51
money all right but um well I I I'll pay
16:55
you back all the money you invested and
16:59
you can keep the van for
17:01
what can't believe this got to get out
17:05
of here bab wait a
17:08
minute I'm an assistant buyer all right
17:14
so we'll get a little coffee we'll get
17:16
energized and we'll head back out all
17:18
right
17:20
okay so we're having fun right we don't
17:24
need that wizard guy
17:27
we hit a couple of clubs talk to some
17:29
strangers and uh after this we'll go
17:32
down to the docks and see about that
17:34
boat
17:35
thing I'm kind of
17:37
beaked
17:40
actually me
17:42
too are you serious yeah yeah thank God
17:43
I'm
17:48
exhausted so you guys want coffees yeah
17:50
but uh I don't want to be up too late so
17:53
I'll have a Decap yeah me
17:54
too actually can I get some hot water
17:57
with a little
17:59
lemon I strained my voice screaming in
18:01
there does it have to be so
18:04
loud I can't hear a word you're saying
18:07
my ears are ringing so bad I'm just glad
18:09
I brought that extra pair of socks you
18:12
know I use them as mittens I didn't want
18:14
to touch a thing in that last
18:16
place how sad are
18:22
we yeah I
18:24
know you know what we're not sad we're
18:27
not sad we're just not 21 anymore you
18:30
know I'm 29 years old damn it and I want
18:32
to sit in a comfortable chair and watch
18:34
television and go to sleep at a
18:36
reasonable hour yeah yeah and I like to
18:37
hang out in a quiet place where I could
18:40
talk to my friends yeah and so what if I
18:43
like to go home throw on some Kenny G
18:45
and take a
18:48
bath we're 29 we're not women
18:52
you don't have to stop having fun just
18:59
because I'm here Kathy didn't cheat on
19:01
all of
19:03
you well except
19:06
you hey Joey I don't think that you
19:16
should leave chander alone I mean it's
19:19
only been two days since you broke up
19:21
with Kathy maybe you can go fishing next
19:22
week look there's nothing I can do for
19:24
him right now he's still in his
19:25
sweatpants that's only phase one
19:26
you know I'll be back for phase two I
19:30
would never miss phase
19:32
two what's phase two getting drunk and
19:33
going to a strip
19:36
club how does going to a strip club make
19:39
him better there are naked ladies
19:42
there oh and it helps him get to phase
19:44
three picturing yourself with other
19:46
women there are naked ladies there too
19:48
yeah would you give me one minute
19:52
please hi hi hi yeah hi I'm um phbe buet
19:55
and I have babies coming out of me okay
19:59
have you started having attractions not
20:03
yet um I heard they really hurt do they
20:05
hurt well oh my
20:07
God now which of you is the father um no
20:10
none of them are the Father the father
20:13
is my
20:14
brother okay I'm so going to miss
20:16
watching you freak people out like that
20:20
okay beach look look this is for the
20:22
babies to look at someday so is is there
20:25
anything you want to say you know before
20:27
starts oh okay um hi kids um it's me a
20:28
phebe can't wait to see you please don't
20:34
hurt
20:37
me this going to be okay right I mean
20:38
she's not going to leave me this is this
20:41
is fixable oh yeah sure absolutely by me
20:42
oh no no
20:47
no well unless you make some kind of big
20:49
gesture yeah big
20:53
though oh the misses
20:55
can can I get a
20:59
coffee to
21:01
go I'm I'm still not done not wanting to
21:04
talk to you just tell me what I need to
21:07
do to make things right what well that's
21:09
what we do you know I I mess up and then
21:11
you tell me how to fix it and then I do
21:14
and then you know you think I'm all cute
21:15
again I'm really I'm really tired of
21:18
being your relationship tutor you're
21:20
going to have to figure this one out for
21:23
yourself right you know what aren't you
21:24
afraid to be in a real relationship and
21:27
don't be in
21:29
one Monica where is she I need to talk
21:35
to her it's urgent is she here hi Monica
21:38
I need to talk to you it's
21:41
urgent okay okay I've been doing a lot
21:43
of thinking about us you know a lot of
21:46
uh us
21:48
thinking and uh well I guess there's
21:50
only one one way to do this
21:53
[Applause]
21:56
what are you doing Monica no no no don't
22:00
don't don't don't do it will you marry
22:02
[Applause]
22:06
me what a bad IDE oh I can't not look at
22:09
it Chandler why are you doing this I
22:15
don't
22:18
know but I know I'm not afraid to do
22:19
this
22:22
Chandler I'm doing this because I'm
22:24
sorry
22:26
do you um you really think the best
22:29
reason to get married is because you're
22:31
sorry well no the best reason to get
22:33
married is
22:34
pregnancy sorry is pretty much fourth
22:38
you know behind being ready and actually
22:41
wanting to get
22:43
married will you be my
22:44
wife jaylor um I want you to take just a
22:48
minute and I want you to think about how
22:51
ridiculous this sounds
22:53
yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't
22:59
here right
23:00
now do you know that none of that stuff
23:03
came from me I mean I never said that I
23:06
wanted to have babies and get married
23:07
right now yeah I know but I was really
23:09
confused and then I talked to these guys
23:11
who two divorces and
23:13
Joey hey she's right you
23:16
know yeah but still cheap
23:20
shot you know what you know when I said
23:25
that I want need to deal with this
23:28
relationship stuff all on your own well
23:30
you're not ready for that I didn't think
23:32
I
23:35
was oh my God what does that thing
23:39
do uh that's an eye removal machine all
23:44
right I'm out of here I'm kidding I'm
23:46
kidding oh hi Rachel I'm Dr Miller
23:48
Monica told me you were a little nervous
23:51
but don't worry everything's going to be
23:52
just fine so we're done then almost but
23:54
first we got to start okay this is the
23:56
glaucoma test uhuh sit
23:58
down okay put your chin
24:01
here now you going to feel a small puff
24:04
of air in each eye what
24:07
what a small puff of air now come
24:09
on here we go all right one two three
24:14
okay sorry all right I'm going to stay
24:21
in here this time okay ready uhhuh one
24:24
two I'm sorry you know what I'm going to
24:29
hold her head okay that's okay okay okay
24:32
okay one uh-huh two I'm sorry you know
24:37
what you're young you probably don't
24:42
have
24:43
glaucoma okay so it was very very nice
24:47
to meet you sir and hey what are you are
24:50
you crazy okay we got a small minor
24:53
infection in that left eye I want you to
24:56
take these drops three times a day for a
24:58
week and you'll be as good as new yeah
25:00
no I I don't I don't put things in my
25:02
eye okay then I guess we'll see you back
25:04
here in 3 months great and I'll fit you
25:06
for a glass eye okay just give me the
25:08
damn
25:10
drops Dr
25:12
Miller p e CF
25:14
D very good
25:18
Monica you know where they are I sure do
25:22
Hey
25:30
Hey so uh Estelle lined up a bunch of
25:31
auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have
25:34
my health insurance back in no
25:36
time that's great but shouldn't you be
25:39
on the toilet right
25:42
now what what's wrong with you nothing
25:46
well I I I got this blinding pain in my
25:51
stomach when I was lifting weights
25:54
before and then I uh passed out and uh
25:55
haven't been able to stand up since but
25:59
uh I don't think it's anything
26:02
serious this sounds like a hernia you
26:03
have to you go to the doctor no way hey
26:05
look if I'm going to go to the doctor
26:09
for anything it's going to be for this
26:10
thing sticking out of my
26:11
stomach that's a hernia might I have to
26:16
start working out
26:19
again damn you 15s sorry PHS I I guess
26:21
I'm just really sad that I'm leaving I'm
26:25
going to miss you so much
26:27
well this doesn't have to be so sad
26:29
though you know maybe instead of just
26:31
thinking about how much you're going to
26:33
miss each other you should like think
26:35
about some of the things that you're not
26:36
going to
26:37
miss I don't think there's anything come
26:40
on there's got to be
26:43
something no she's
26:44
perfect I have
26:50
one great okay you can go first uh well
26:53
I guess I'm not going to miss the f fact
26:56
that you're never allowed to move the
26:59
phone
27:01
[Laughter]
27:02
pin good that's a good one okay Monica
27:05
anything you know does Rachel move the
27:08
phone
27:10
pen odd
27:12
sometimes always
27:15
actually okay good there you go doesn't
27:18
everyone feel
27:20
better it's not just the phone
27:22
pin I never get my messages
27:25
you get your messages yeah well I don't
27:28
think it really counts if you have to
27:31
read them off the back of your hand
27:32
after you fall asleep on the
27:33
couch so so you missed a message from
27:35
who Chandler or your
27:37
mom or Chandler or your
27:40
mom great it work no one's sad mom H
27:47
Chandler was just saying how beautiful
27:52
your sweater is oh thank you Chandler I
27:53
just bought it oh yes well it's very
27:55
beautiful and it's cream colored and
27:57
tight
27:59
and I don't mean tight I mean it's not
28:02
too tight not that I was looking
28:04
at what's the matter with
28:06
him I think he's stoned
28:09
again what what dude I need to talk to
28:12
you a
28:15
[Music]
28:16
sec okay I think I might know why my
28:22
parents don't like you you do why okay
28:24
remember We Were
28:27
Young spring break sophomore year I I
28:29
got high in my bedroom and my parents
28:32
walked in and smelled it and so I told
28:35
them that you had gotten stoned and
28:37
jumped out the
28:39
window what why did you do that I don't
28:41
know uh yours was the first name that
28:44
that popped into my head I'm I'm sorry I
28:46
didn't I didn't think it' matter how
28:48
could it not matter how was I supposed
28:50
to know we'd end up being friends after
28:51
college let alone you you'd be living
28:53
with my sister what about all that
28:55
friends forever stuff
28:56
I don't know I I was all
28:58
high mom and dad just sent me in here to
29:03
find out if you were trying to get Ross
29:05
stoned your parents caught Ross smoking
29:09
pot in college and he blamed it on me
29:12
Ross I can't believe you'd do that the
29:15
reason we haven't told them we're
29:17
together is because they hate me okay so
29:18
will you fix this okay okay I'll tell
29:20
them it wasn't Chandler who got high
29:22
okay now who should I say it was
29:25
you it's not like it's a big deal you
29:29
you don't still do it or anything all
29:31
right all right now now who should I say
29:33
tricked me into doing
29:35
this let's go oh yeah about telling Mom
29:41
and Dad I was thinking about maybe
29:45
writing a letter you know what that's it
29:47
you've had your chance what Mom Dad raw
29:49
smoked pot in college what you are such
29:54
a
29:59
tattletail mom
30:02
dad you remember that that time you
30:05
walked in my room and smelled marijuana
30:07
yes well I told you it was Chandler who
30:16
was smoking the pot
30:19
but it was me I'm sorry it was you
30:23
and dad you know that mailman that you
30:28
got fired didn't steal your Playboys
30:30
rosted yeah well Hurricane Gloria didn't
30:39
break the porch swing Monica
30:41
dead Ross hasn't worked at the museum
30:45
for a
30:48
year Monica and chlo are living
30:49
together Ros Mar Rachel and and got
30:55
divorced
30:58
again that's a lot of information to get
31:02
in 30
31:05
seconds all right Monica why you felt
31:08
you had to hide the fact that you're an
31:12
important relationship is beyond me and
31:14
we kind of figured about the porch
31:16
swing R Drugs divorced
31:20
again what happened son I I uh I got
31:26
tricked into all those
31:31
things
31:35
Chandler you've been Ross's best friend
31:37
all these years stuck by him during the
31:39
drug
31:42
problems and now you've taken on Monica
31:45
as well well I don't know what to say
31:48
you're a wonderful human
31:52
being thank you
31:56
no thank
31:58
you Monica and Ross I don't know what
32:01
I'm going to do about the two of
32:04
you I'll talk to
32:07
them
32:10
guys
32:13
guys
32:15
guys I'm going to ask Monica to marry
32:18
me I think we got to end the freeze out
32:22
wait a minute is this is this for real
32:28
yeah check out the
32:30
ring oh my
32:32
God so you two are really
32:35
serious yeah pretty
32:39
much you you're going to get married I
32:42
mean what we're going to be
32:45
brothers-in-law come
32:47
here and and and we're going to be
32:49
friends
32:52
again
32:54
what water under the bridge
32:56
forget I was going to wait till it was
32:59
official you know but I got so excited I
33:02
just had to tell you guys cuz you're my
33:03
best friend I think I'm going to
33:05
cry no more crying please I just dumped
33:08
one cry baby I'll dump you
33:12
to I'm going to ask Monica to marry me
33:15
oh my God oh my
33:19
God oh jiller you guys are going to be
33:22
so happy I know all the
33:25
[Applause]
33:32
[Music]
33:33
tissue check out the ring oh nice one
33:35
and a half karat
33:39
easy hey hey fees Chandler's going to
33:42
ask Monica to marry him oh I know I
33:44
helped pick out the ring
33:46
a you told her before you told
33:50
us well she walked in while I was
33:54
looking at the ring brochures you can
33:56
understand that
33:58
right
34:00
guys
34:04
guys hey what's going on I found a note
34:06
on my door come to Monica's quick bring
34:10
champagne and a Three Musketeers Bar
34:12
yeah I'll take
34:15
that what's up Monica and I are
34:17
engaged my
34:20
God congratulations
34:26
where is she I'm engaged I'm
34:28
engaged yeah she's been out there for 20
34:32
minutes I'm surprised you didn't hear
34:34
her on the way over Oh I thought it was
34:35
just a kid yelling I'm gay I'm
34:37
gay can I bring her in no no let her
34:40
stay out there it's sweet I'm getting
34:43
married I'm going to be a
34:45
bride no I will not shut up because I'm
34:49
engaged oh big talk huh why don't you
34:54
come over here say that to me huh buddy
34:57
yeah my fiance will kick your
34:59
ass come on apartment 20 apartment
35:02
20 happy
35:09
[Music]
35:13
bir it's your
35:17
birthday
35:19
hey she's not as pretty as she was when
35:22
she was 29
35:24
green would like to establish some
35:27
ground rules before she comes out she
35:29
would appreciate it if you didn't use
35:32
the words old or downhill or they still
35:33
look pretty damn
35:37
good they
35:41
do Rachel come on out Monica made
35:44
breakfast chocolate chip
35:48
pancakes we've got
35:50
[Music]
35:52
presents good ones
35:55
they all came from the list you handed
35:58
out to us two weeks
35:59
ago well can I keep the presents and
36:01
still be
36:03
29 come on raage look turning 30 is not
36:05
that big a deal oh really is that how
36:08
you felt when you turned 30 why God what
36:11
I know my life's gone pretty well but I
36:14
look around and I just see so many
36:16
people who have accomplished so many of
36:17
their goals by the time they're 30 yeah
36:19
but you shouldn't compare yourself to
36:21
me do it baby
36:26
come there you
36:29
[Applause]
36:31
go I did it one mile on a hippity hop
36:36
that's it that's everything I wanted to
36:40
do before I was 30 oh except I wanted to
36:42
patch things up with my sister oh but
36:45
Y and and girls this thing is a godsend
36:49
if you know what I
36:52
mean w
36:55
woo I needed that car for
37:00
transportation okay I I have a child how
37:03
hot do I look in this
37:07
huh loss a sports car wouldn't it be
37:10
cheaper to just stuff a sock down
37:13
there that's not what this is about okay
37:15
I I am a sports car Enthusiast I've
37:19
always been into cars hey what's the
37:22
horsepower on this thing I don't know
37:24
but but look how sh
37:26
tiny I can't believe you bought this so
37:29
can I have a ride stad hop
37:32
in get ready for the smoothest ride of
37:36
your life
37:39
damn
38:05
it hey who's
38:07
next hey you guys hey hey what's going
38:10
on well we were just talking about you
38:14
guys getting married and how great it is
38:17
yeah you could get a
38:20
Volvo that's what you really
38:22
want so sweet
38:25
so we both finished our vows can we read
38:28
them yeah just as long as I don't hear
38:31
tayers and he doesn't hear mine
38:33
okay oh
38:40
oh oh that's
38:44
beautiful funny one that's
38:47
good Monica will you marry
38:51
me what I don't get it oh
38:56
yeah oh man this is hilarious
39:02
Chandler don't worry honey we'll make
39:06
yours funnier did I miss
39:08
it
39:14
Rachel I I want you to know that if it's
39:16
positive we're going to oh I know I know
39:19
you
39:23
do it's time
39:26
oh
39:29
no go ahead
39:33
re oh wait you know what I can't I can't
39:36
look at it I can't look at it somebody
39:38
else tell me somebody tell me okay okay
39:39
um it's
39:46
negative what it's
39:49
negative
39:52
oh oh
39:55
well there you
40:01
go
40:03
pH that is that's great that is really
40:07
great great
40:10
news you know cuz the
40:15
whole H not being ready and kind of
40:18
financial aspects all
40:21
that wow this is so just the way this
40:25
was supposed to
40:28
be well then
40:32
great it's SC is so
40:38
stupid how can I be upset over something
40:43
I never
40:45
had it's
40:47
negative now it's positive
40:49
what it's it's not negative it's
40:58
positive are you sure well yeah I lied
41:01
before my God now you know how you
41:07
really feel about it that's a risky
41:10
little
41:13
game are you really going to do
41:17
this yeah I'm going to have a
41:21
baby I'm going to have a
41:25
baby I have a
41:28
[Music]
41:30
baby that one night we had was fun and
41:35
and certainly passionate but don't don't
41:39
you think it's better if we just stay
41:42
friends seriously
41:46
what okay okay you know what if you want
41:49
to we can do it one one more
41:55
time I mean i' I'd be okay with that in
41:59
fact I have some time right now okay you
42:04
know what can I can I talk now oh sure
42:06
okay I'm
42:16
pregnant Ross
42:22
R okay whenever you're
42:31
[Laughter]
42:35
ready and you're the father by the way
42:41
but you
42:43
good can I get you some water I'm good
42:48
I'm
42:51
good Ross there is no pressure on you
42:52
okay I mean you can be as involved as
42:56
you
42:58
want yeah I uh I'm just I don't know I
43:02
don't
43:07
understand um how this
43:09
happened we we used the condom I know I
43:15
know but you know condoms only work like
43:19
97% of the time what what
43:22
what well they should put that on the
43:30
box they do no they
43:36
[Laughter]
43:40
don't well they should put it in huge
43:45
block
43:48
letters Okay Ross come on let's just
43:49
forget about the condoms oh well I may
43:52
as well have
43:54
listen you know what I was really
43:58
freaked out too when I found hey I'm I
44:00
freaked
44:02
out I'm indignant as a
44:04
consumer you know what let's let's talk
44:08
later no no I want to talk now okay I in
44:11
fact I want to talk to the
44:14
president of the condom company okay you
44:17
know what maybe I should come back
44:21
okay yeah a press one
44:23
I'm
44:27
home from the tequila
44:28
factory it was awful to get out of going
44:30
to dinner with Doug I told him that you
44:34
and I split up so then he took me to all
44:35
these strip clubs and sleazy bars and
44:37
then when I wouldn't give him my wedding
44:40
ring he threw a soda can at a
44:41
bird I could breathe through my
44:46
mouth you know what the worst part was I
44:50
got to see what my life would be like
44:52
without you you know it was like uh it's
44:54
get a wonderful life with lap
44:57
dances please promise me that you will
45:00
never leave me that we will grow old
45:03
together and be with each other for the
45:06
rest of our
45:07
lives I
45:09
promise hey speaking of together how
45:12
about we send out a holiday card this
45:15
year oo I I don't know if we're there
45:16
yet that's right still no
45:19
baby come on people please let make some
45:22
room uh Sweetie maybe you'd be more
45:25
comfortable
45:27
here
45:30
you like you haven't done
45:34
enough but I I know how miserable you
45:38
are I wish there was something I can do
45:41
I I I wish I were a
45:43
seahorse because with seahorses the it's
45:48
the male they they carry the
45:51
babies and then also um I'd be far away
45:55
in the
45:59
sea I have never been so uncomfortable
46:14
in my entire life oh I know I've been
46:18
there I remember toward the end babbe
46:21
that's a great story could you tell it
46:24
to me while you're getting me some iced
46:25
tea
46:26
oh God get out get out get out get
46:31
out
46:36
let's where'd she
46:39
go they're just they're just wrapping
46:41
her up okay we'll be careful with her
46:43
she's really
46:45
tiny here she is
46:49
[Music]
46:56
I
47:00
you thanks for coming out of
47:02
me I
47:08
[Music]
47:11
know oh she's looking at me hi I know
47:14
you do we have a name yet no not yet
47:21
that's fine for now we'll just call her
47:25
baby girl green oh no baby girl Geller
47:27
green oh look at you too holding hands
47:36
is this getting
47:41
serious I I you know have you not talked
47:42
about it
47:45
yet am I making you
47:47
uncomfortable if you were bigger you'd
47:51
hit me huh
47:53
sorry I'm sorry it's obviously way too
47:59
early for us to be having that
48:02
conversation is it maybe not is it okay
48:04
when I got divorced I I didn't think I'd
48:08
feel this way about someone for a really
48:10
long time M then again I didn't think
48:11
I'd meet someone like you and this may
48:13
be crazy soon but I want you to have
48:16
this no not that's gum
48:20
any oh five bucks I love it when that
48:25
happens you know it's like you don't
48:27
know it's there keep digging oh
48:29
sorry oh it's a key to be honest I think
48:35
I'd prefer the
48:39
$5 it's to my apartment oh wow oo o big
48:42
step for Phoebe and Mike yeah look and I
48:47
don't want you to feel like you have to
48:49
give me your key just because I I want
48:50
to oh thank
48:52
God yeah
48:54
wow I'm starting to think I'd never meet
48:57
someone that you know I wanted to do
48:59
this
49:01
with here you
49:02
go what's wrong I am so much older than
49:04
these other interns I can't I can't
49:08
compete with them when I saw you're a
49:10
little older try to look at the positive
49:12
you have all this life experience yes
49:14
but I don't think life experience is
49:17
going to help me with
49:18
these
49:22
wow it's like they're on
49:24
fire what are they they're these
49:32
prototype sneakers and I have to come up
49:34
with ideas on how to sell them which I
49:36
can't do because no self-respecting
49:37
adult would ever wear these I'll give
49:39
you $500 for
49:41
them what am I supposed to do with these
49:46
come on sneakers are easy you wear
49:48
sneakers all the time well first of all
49:50
they're not called sneakers anymore
49:52
apparently they're called Kicks or skids
49:53
and I think I heard somebody say
49:57
slurps here look they got these wheels
50:00
to pop out from the bottom so you can
50:03
roll around because apparently walking
50:04
is too much
50:06
exercise kids kids roll your way to
50:07
childhood
50:11
obesity I just realized I don't care if
50:14
he is the most perfect guy in the
50:16
world it's not you yeah he's
50:18
better no he's not
50:24
and if I can't get pregnant with you
50:27
then I don't want to get pregnant by him
50:29
or anyone
50:31
else really are you sure yeah I'm sure
50:34
oh thank God because I don't want to do
50:38
this either you know I was just doing it
50:40
because I thought that was what you
50:42
wanted to do you know I'm the husband
50:43
I'm supposed to bring the
50:45
sperm that is so
50:48
sweet well I love you
50:51
so you know this leaves us
50:56
with
50:58
adoption how do you feel about
51:00
that I think I feel okay about
51:04
it actually I I I think I feel really
51:07
good about
51:10
it me too I want to find a baby that
51:11
needs a home and I want to raise it with
51:15
you and I want to mess it up in our own
51:17
specific
51:20
way you can't move you just you just
51:21
can't Rachel's right this is where you
51:24
guys belong yeah you you don't want to
51:26
live in Westchester that's like the
51:28
worst of the
51:29
Chesters you know sometimes when I'm
51:31
alone in my apartment I look over here
51:33
and you guys are just having dinner or
51:36
watching TV or something
51:39
but it makes me feel better and now when
51:42
I look over who am I going to see the
51:45
got leaves the the
51:47
yangs they don't make me feel so
51:50
good yeah so so don't move okay just
51:53
stay here and maybe close your blinds at
51:57
night
52:00
hey
52:06
hello it's Nancy they responded to our
52:11
offer
52:13
and okay
52:17
thanks they
52:21
passed they said they wouldn't go up
52:24
Penny under the asking price we can't
52:26
afford that I
52:28
know well there you
52:32
go I'm really sorry you guys yeah I'm
52:38
I'm sorry too I'm even more sorry that
52:41
that phone call didn't come before I
52:45
told you about looking through the
52:46
window yeah well we're going to let you
52:48
be alone you going to be okay yeah we'll
52:50
be okay love you guys
52:53
you know I'm I'm really sorry I wasn't
52:57
more supportive before it's okay we
52:59
understand yeah and and about this Nancy
53:01
if you're not sleeping with her should
53:04
I there'll be other houses but I just I
53:06
love that one so much
53:09
yeah that's a good thing we got it
53:12
then what we got the
53:16
house oh my God I just didn't want to
53:18
tell you in front of them oh my God we
53:21
got it we got the house we're getting
53:23
the house
53:24
we're getting a house and a baby we're
53:30
growing
53:33
up we sure
53:35
are so who's going to tell them not it
53:37
not it damn it hey have the interview go
53:40
not good you know I always feel that way
53:44
after an interview I'll bet it went
53:46
better than you think well I didn't get
53:47
the job at Gucci and I got fired from
53:50
Ralph Lauren that is a bad interview
53:53
what are you what are you talking about
53:57
how'd this happen well my boss was at
53:58
the same restaurant where I was having
54:01
my interview and he heard everything so
54:03
later he calls me to his office and he
54:05
tells me that he's going to have to let
54:07
me go because I'm not a team player and
54:08
I say wait a minute no yes I am and then
54:11
I had to sit there for 45 minutes while
54:13
he proved that that in fact was
54:16
true oh God I'm so
54:21
sorry hey
54:24
what what's
54:27
this it's it's a bottle of champagne why
54:29
is this here Ross I guess it's here
54:32
because I got tenure congratul
54:35
congratulations this is the single
54:38
greatest day of my professional career
54:40
Gunther six classes six you want me to
54:43
join you oh I thought Joey was here five
54:46
is
54:48
good I'm going to have a lugie in my
54:51
coffee tomorrow
54:54
ooh Israeli
54:56
champagne and it's
54:58
vanilla I got tenure I didn't win the
55:01
lottery hey Rich so uh how did your
55:05
thing go oh it's good yeah but I'm not
55:07
going to hear about that for a couple of
55:09
days oh you know what you're going to
55:11
get it I I I I can feel it can
55:12
you everybody here's to Ross and and to
55:16
years of hard work finally paying off
55:20
and to knowing that your career doesn't
55:24
mean everything but also knowing it
55:27
means a
55:29
lot but more importantly to full
55:32
well-rounded life that center around
55:34
work to
55:36
ro you know what the best part about
55:42
this is I can never be fired God no
55:45
seriously I have job security for life
55:48
you know I mean I never have to worry oh
55:51
oh look at look how happy you are for
55:54
me no it's not that I got fired today
55:59
and I didn't get the other
56:03
job ra I'm so sorry
56:08
oh great I feel like an idiot no it's
56:11
okay you didn't know
56:14
oh oh honey let me just say something
56:16
because once we get into this I'm going
56:20
to get all uncomfortable and probably
56:21
make some stupid joke
56:23
I just want to say that I I love
56:27
you and I'm going to miss
56:31
you and I'm so sad that you're
56:34
leaving oh you know
56:40
what let's not say anything
56:43
else I love
56:45
you not so tight oh
56:49
do you think they recognize each other
56:58
from in
56:59
there maybe unless they're like two
57:00
people who've lived in apartments next
57:03
to each other for years and then one day
57:05
they're pushed through a vagina and they
57:07
meet oh look at these little bunnies I
57:16
know you ready to
57:20
trade okay okay
57:23
all right let's
57:26
see we could trade later yeah I'm
57:36
good okay please be careful with that it
57:41
was my grandmother's be careful thank
57:43
you uh if that falls off the truck it
57:46
wouldn't be the worst thing
57:48
wow I
58:01
know seems smaller
58:03
somehow has it always been
58:07
purple look around you guys this was
58:13
your first
58:17
home and it was a happy place filled
58:19
with love and laughter
58:23
but more important because of rent
58:26
control it was a Fring
58:27
steel hey do you realize that at one
58:34
time or another we all lived in this
58:36
apartment oh yeah that's true uh I
58:39
haven't wait what about that summer
58:45
during college that you live with
58:47
Grandma and you tried to make it as a
58:48
dancer
58:50
do you realize we almost made it 10
58:57
years without that coming
58:58
up oh honey I forgot I promised triger
59:04
that we'd leave our keys oh okay
59:07
so I guess this is it
59:44
yeah I guess
59:48
so this is harder than I thought it
59:52
would be no it's going to be
59:54
okay
00:00
okay well do you guys have to go to the
00:08
new house right away or do you have some
00:10
time we got some time okay should we get
00:15
some coffee
00:19
sure where
00:23
[Music]
00:29
歌词与翻译
[中文]
我的第一张薪水看着窗户
这是我的名字，嗨
我记得我收到第一张
薪水的那天，
矿井里有一个山洞，八个人被杀死
哇，你在矿井里工作，我
在冰雪皇后
为什么上帝不那么令人兴奋，我赚了
这个我为它擦了桌子，为它蒸了
牛奶这完全
不值得
它是谁F为什么他得到了我所有的
钱我的意思是钱德勒看
那哦，这并没有那么糟糕哦你
很好是的第一份工作你完全可以
完全靠这个生活哦是的嘿嘿
为
提供了很好的服务，我很抱歉你们我不是故意的
让你失望，不，你是
对，我没有
计划披萨佬比
上帝B你有什么计划我没有
甚至有一个PL ra你要
分开
那些天啊哦我是不是像一个总
洗衣跨度我的意思是我应该
像一台机器一样用来洗衬衫和
另一台洗
裤子的机器 你以前没做过吗
我自己也没有做过，但我知道其他
人
好吧，你抓住了我，我是个洗衣店
处女呃好吧，别担心，我会用
温和的 C
好吧
嗯呃基本上你想用一台
机器来洗你所有的白色衣服，好吗？
另一台机器用于处理您的颜色和
，第三台用于呃您的
呃呃精致物品，这将是您的
胸罩和内裤
东西好吧，这些是
白色棉质内裤，它们会搭配
白色还是精致物品呃，
这将是一个判断
[音乐]
电话嘿这个裸体小家伙是谁啊
那个裸体小家伙就是我看看
小东西
是的，没关系，那是我的
阴茎我们可以长大吗
现在那些人是谁抓住了我哦
那就是娜娜在中间
哇耶，让我们看看我和大家在
Java
乔的哇莫妮卡，你看起来就像你的
祖母，她在那里几岁了，她
1939 是啊呃 24 25 呵呵，这就像一个有趣的
帮派 o 看看看看看看我得到了
莫妮卡
裸体不不，那又是我
我呃只是尝试
一些嘿
你在做什么，只是想
舒服点，穿着我的
内衣睡不好，你要去
我一直在想你知道
我总是看到女孩在
女孩身上，她们是首尾相接还是高得像
煎饼，你知道我的意思
我总是带着这些东西出去
女人，因为我总是想，当
合适的人出现时，我就能
成为一名单口喜剧演员，并走远方，你
知道我看着我爸爸，心想，嘿
你不是他，你是
当他们都在你身边时，你
进入你父亲的管道配件业务
你屈服了吗？不，你决定离开吗
进入失业演员
生意，这并不容易，但你
做到了
，我愿意相信，当
合适的女人出现时，你会有
勇气和胆量说不
谢谢我
[鼓掌]
结婚了，你真的这么认为是的，我
真的谢谢C下车
[音乐]
你能透过这件
衬衫看到我的乳头吗？不，但别担心，我确定
它们还在那里
那你要去哪里，sui 先生
好吧，我约见医生
Robert pilman 职业顾问
Agogo 我添加了
Agogo 职业顾问 嘿，大家
知道你想做什么，我不知道
嘿，客厅里的你们都知道
你想做的事，你知道你有
目标，你有梦想，我没有
梦想，呃，鲜为人知，我没有
梦想
演讲，我知道，我认识每个人，有
我想让你认识的人
是的，这就是本哦嗨本嗨本
本就是大家，嘿本嗨苏珊
他看起来就像
你
谢谢天哪，我不敢相信我们中的一个
实际上有其中之一，我知道我仍然
是
这些罗斯可以
我好吧，继续前进，你必须
[音乐]
嗨
本
嗨，我是你莫妮卡阿姨，是的我是我
你的阿姨
莫妮卡嘿，你感觉好多了是的我
认为第五次淋浴实际上让
面试结束了
我所以你还有其他
的可能性哦，是的，如果
...
你想要我可以借给你一些钱，我可以借给你一些钱，不不
不，因为如果我不能正确地还你钱，那么我可能不会租房子
离开然后我会感到内疚和紧张
每次我看到你哦好吧好吧为什么
你呃为什么你从妈妈和
爸爸那里借来的
他们已经让你感到内疚和紧张了你不妨从
...
[音乐]
他们嗨嗨嗨亲爱的这是什么
你的旧东西亲爱的，我们
给你一个惊喜，我们要把
你的房间变成
健身房哇，这真是一个惊喜
小问题呃为什么不是罗斯的房间
天啊我们谈论过这个，但是你的
兄弟有这么多科学奖杯和
奖牌和功绩徽章，我们
不想打扰他们哦上帝
禁止你你知道斯蒂芬图
有相当
图什我只是说这是对的
嘿大家好亲爱的我的
孙子在哪里你没有带他来，不他在
卡罗尔和苏珊今天在
我的办公室是一个
女同性恋我只是
说哦杰克看那栋房子
油漆广告让你心碎
你的情感地狱在哪里所以
他们借钱给你了吗但是
那可能是因为我还没问
他们来吧莫妮卡来吧嘿
伙计们嗯莫妮卡有一些消息
嗯是的所以呃听着我很抱歉我之前没有
告诉你这个但是嗯，我不是
我的工作时间更长了，我不得不离开它，为什么
因为他们让
我你被解雇了
你要做什么朱迪朱迪
放松，这是我们的小口琴，我们
说的是我们教她很好
你薪水的10%在哪里
银行
你去的银行，所以她动用了她的
积蓄，这就是什么它就在那儿，因为她
会没事的，如果你需要
一点额外的东西，你知道在哪里找到它
任何更大的东西
好吧，你可以在你
...
喜欢你有恐龙时还给我
检查是的，我的意思是你得到你的
钱，你会学到一些东西
没什么问题
嘿你是一只廉价的龙
不开玩笑，不开玩笑，谢谢你，我非常
感激，嘿M是什么
这哦，嗯，这是我
高中的泳衣，我比它大一点
哦，我以为那是他们用来
在康涅狄格州下雨的时候覆盖的
想要纹身，是的，我做的
只是罗斯好吧嘿嘿是你的
男朋友
的老板你不好吧谁是
你的老板你
不你是你的老板现在你游行
你的亲爱的在那里并将那颗心
纹身在你的臀部
走吧哦，看起来真好哦我喜欢它我
知道我也这么认为哦pH我很高兴你做了
我做这个好吗让我看看
你的好吧让我们看看你的
宝贝我们刚刚看到了我的让我看看
给你的哦
好吧哦不哦它不见了，太奇怪了
我不知道它去哪里了
你没有得到它
不，为什么你没有得到它我很抱歉我
对不起，宝贝，你怎么能这样对我
这都是你的主意，我知道我知道，
我本来想得到它，但后来他
带着这根针进来了，就像你一样
知道他们用针做这件事，你要去
做一些有趣的事情
[音乐]
[音乐]
好吧，谁这么勇敢，你这么勇敢是的
你是你的胸罩，好吧，亲爱的
他很好，他很好，让我们把他放下
下来吧，宝贝，是的，你真是一个
好孩子，你怎么能这样对他
罗斯相信我，他会说什么
他不会说什么，因为
我们不会告诉他我们不是
不，我们不好，我喜欢
所以我们没事，我们没事，我们没事
不是我们不，我们不好，我们不好
好吧，有一个肿块，有一个肿块
有一个流浪汉哦，我的上帝，好吧，把它推进去
把它推进去，我不能推它
好吧，我们需要一个
分散注意力，没关系，我明白了
好吧，罗斯走进
门的那一刻是的，我要你带他回到
你的卧室，然后你做任何事情
让他走
，或者我们可以在他头上戴一顶帽子
是的帽子，我们需要一顶帽子，我们需要一顶帽子
我们在哪里可以找到一顶小小的
帽子哦，我想我们会得到雨天熊
他会知道要
做什么哦天哪，你真是个天才哦天啊它
有点缝在上面，尽管给它给它
好吧哦，这就像今天
这里的一场血浴，当你有第二次
之后我想告诉你为什么我们不只是
把蜘蛛困在咖啡杯下然后把
它们
留在那里我正在训练，以便在一份工作上做得更好
，我讨厌我的生活正式糟糕，但
，这不应该是暂时的
，我以为你想把时尚
做好，是的，我仍在追求
，你究竟在追求什么，你
知道，除了发送简历，比如
两年前
，我也发送出去
好的
想法，如果你问我的话，只要你
得到了这份工作，你就没有什么可以推动你
去得到另一份工作，你需要
担心如果你放弃
这份工作，他是对的，那么你就有动力去
追求一份你真正想要的工作
你怎么还在做你
讨厌的工作，我是说你为什么不辞职并
获得
恐惧，因为我太
害怕我不知道我的意思是我愿意付出
任何东西来为你认识的设计师
或买家工作哦，我只是不想30岁
还在这里工作是的，那会比28岁更糟糕
还在工作
在这里，雷切尔是的，提醒我和你一起回顾一下
，哪个锅是Decap的，哪个是
常规的，我不能只看一下手柄上的
吗，你会
认为好吧，Gunther，你知道我
是一个糟糕的女服务员，你知道为什么我
是一个糟糕的女服务员，因为我不在乎
我不在乎，我不在乎哪个锅是
普通咖啡，哪个壶是无咖啡因的，我不
关心痕迹点在哪里，我只是
不关心这不是我想要的
这样做，所以我认为我不应该这样做
我要给你我一周的
注意冈瑟我
戒掉这是否意味着我们将要
开始为咖啡付费，我们是哦我的
上帝，你还有削片机什么
，这就是我们在高中时所说的呃你的
摩托车，你知道
摩托车是斩波器，而你的
芯片从来不
介意，我认为它是
来自
削片机的可爱哇利普，所以你仍然与
高中的任何人保持联系，嗯，有
雷切尔和嗯，那就是你了哦
是的，我仍然和西蒙斯和Z在一起，你
知道，我经常看到旋转器和凯利
，我时不时地遇到戈尔迪
棒布朗佐夫马奎尔JT
比尔兹利就是你所知道的一切H
高中之后，你就失去了联系
一个问题给你，你觉得这个怎么样
西装在助理火上看起来
好吧，alisand 的老板来这里
对我大喊大叫，但我却给他做了
一些酱汁，他给了我
主厨的工作哦，我的上帝，你刚刚毁了我一路练习的
事情
到家了，但我很高兴
高兴你能相信吗，我终于
经营自己的厨房了哦，你已经等了
所以
[音乐]
longone 嘿嘿 B 快速问你一个问题
是的，你认为这套衣服
穿在
Bloomingdale's 的助理采购员身上怎么样，我完全不知道
取决于她的颜色
你得到了
的工作你得到了这份工作你为什么不告诉
我哦，这太棒了，我
会帮忙决定我们
卖什么，我会有一间办公室
，有墙壁，还有我要的所有东西
有
墙壁，好吧，今天是个好消息
还是我给我们带来了什么婚礼
接待
哦嗯BB我有点需要和你谈谈
关于
那个
嗯，我我我想我可能是时候
从
餐饮工作中退一步了，但我们只有一份
工作，我知道，但现在我们有了第二份
工作，感觉就像是
让你滚雪球
知道你在说什么
提供了
亚历山德罗的主厨工作，没关系，因为你知道
如果你想一想，你不需要怎么办
你真的需要我来做你的生意
...
没有你的厨师只是我开车
到人们的房子里，空托盘和
想要
钱，好吧，但是嗯，好吧，我会付钱
你把你投资的钱都还了，
你可以把车留着
不敢相信这东西能出去
这里宝贝等一下
分钟我是助理买家好吧
所以我们会喝点咖啡，我们会
精力充沛，我们会全部回去
对
好吧，所以我们玩得很开心，我们不需要
需要那个巫师
我们去了几个俱乐部，和一些
陌生人交谈，呃之后我们会
去码头，看看那条
船
我有点
喙
实际上是我
你也是认真的吗感谢上帝
我是
筋疲力尽，所以你们想喝咖啡是的
但是呃我不想起得太晚所以
我要喝一杯Decap是的我
其实我也可以喝点热水
加一点
柠檬我用力尖叫
一定要那么大吗
大声我听不见你说的一个字
我的耳朵嗡嗡作响只是很高兴
我多带了一双袜子给你
知道我用它们当手套，我不想
碰最后
地方的东西有多悲伤
我们是的我
知道你知道我们不悲伤我们
不悲伤我们只是不再21岁了你
知道我已经29岁了该死的，我想要
坐在舒适的椅子上看
电视，在
合理的时间睡觉 是的，我喜欢
在一个安静的地方闲逛，在那里我可以
和我的朋友们聊天 是的，如果我
喜欢回家穿上 Kenny G
洗个澡
我们 29 岁，我们不是女人
你不必别再玩了
，因为我在这里凯西没有欺骗
除了
你，嘿乔伊我不认为你
之外的所有
应该让chander一个人呆着我的意思是
你和凯西分手
才过去两天，也许你下
周可以去钓鱼看看我能为
他做点什么吧现在他还穿着
运动裤，这只是第一阶段
你知道我会回来参加第二阶段我
永远不会错过
第二阶段第二阶段是什么喝醉了
去脱衣舞
俱乐部去脱衣舞俱乐部如何让
他更好有裸体女士
那里哦，这有助于他进入
第三阶段你自己和其他
女人在一起，那里也有裸体女人
是的，你能给我一分钟吗
请嗨嗨嗨耶嗨我是um phbe buet
我有孩子从我身上出来了，好吧
你开始有吸引力了吗
但是嗯我听说它们真的很疼，是吗？
伤得很厉害哦我的
上帝现在你们谁是父亲啊不
他们都不是父亲
是我的
兄弟好吧我会想念
看着你把人们吓坏了
好吧海滩造型这是给
婴儿看的，所以是那里
在
开始之前你想说的任何事情哦好吧嗯嗨孩子们嗯，是我
菲比迫不及待地想见你，请不要
伤害
我，这会没事的，我的意思是
她不会离开我，这是这个
是可以解决的哦，是的，绝对可以由我解决
哦不不
不行，除非你做出某种大的
手势，是的，很大
但是哦，错过了
我可以喝杯
咖啡去
吗？我还没完，不想
和你说话，只是告诉我我需要做什么
才能把事情做好，那是
我们做什么，你知道我搞砸了，然后
你告诉我如何解决它，然后我做
然后你知道你认为我很可爱
再次，我真的我真的厌倦了
成为你的关系导师，你
必须自己解决这个问题
你自己知道吗
害怕建立一段真正的关系
不要在
一个莫妮卡，我需要和她谈谈
她在这儿，你好莫妮卡
我需要跟你说话
很紧急，好吧好吧，我一直在想我们很多
你知道很多
呃我们
的想法，呃好吧我想
只有一种方法可以做到这一点
[掌声]
你在做什么莫妮卡不不不不要
不要不要不要这样做你会结婚吗
[鼓掌]
我真是一个糟糕的 IDE 哦，我不能不看
它 Chandler 你为什么这样做我
不
知道，但我知道我不害怕这样做
这个
Chandler 我这样做是因为我
抱歉
你真的认为最好的
原因吗结婚是因为你
抱歉，没有
结婚的最好理由是
怀孕抱歉几乎是第四个
你知道背后的准备，实际上
想要
结婚，你会成为我的
妻子 jaylor 嗯，我希望你花
分钟，我想让你想想
这听起来多么荒谬
是的，我有点希望每个人都没有
在这里，对吧
现在你知道这些东西都不是我说的吗
我的意思是我从来没有说过我
想要生孩子并结婚
现在是的，我知道，但我真的
很困惑，然后我和这些人交谈了
他们两次离婚，
乔伊嘿，她是对的
知道是的，但仍然很便宜
当我说的时候，你知道你知道什么
我想需要自己处理好
人际关系问题
你还没准备好，我没想到
我
天哪，那东西是什么
做呃，那是一台摘除眼睛的机器
对了我离开这里我开玩笑我
开玩笑哦嗨，瑞秋，我是米勒博士
莫妮卡告诉我你有点紧张
但别担心，一切都会好起来的
所以我们差不多就完成了，但是
首先我们要开始好吧这是
青光眼测试呃坐
放下好吧下巴
现在你会感觉到每只眼睛里有一股
空气什么
多么小一股空气现在来
在这里，我们走吧，一二三
好吧，对不起，好吧，我要留在这里
，准备好，嗯，一
二，对不起，你知道我要做什么
抱住她的头，好吧，没关系，好吧，
好吧，呃呃二，对不起，你知道
你年轻的时候，你可能不知道什么
患有
青光眼，好吧，所以非常非常好
见到您，先生，嘿，您是谁
你疯了，好吧，我们的左眼有轻微的
感染，我希望您
每天服用这些药水 3 次，持续一段时间
周，你就会像新的一样好
不，我不，我不会在我的
眼睛里放东西，好吧，那么我想我们会在3个月后见到你
，太好了，我会为你配上
的玻璃眼睛，好吧，给我
该死的
滴
Miller p e CF
D非常好
莫妮卡，你知道它们在哪里，我肯定知道
嘿
嘿所以呃埃斯特尔明天为我安排了一堆
试镜，我很快就会
我的健康保险回来
那太好了，但你不应该
上厕所吗
现在你怎么了
好吧，我在举重时
胃部感到一阵刺痛
之前，然后我呃昏过去了，呃
从那以后就无法站起来了，但是
呃我不认为有什么问题
这听起来像疝气，你
你必须去看医生，没办法嘿
看看我是否要去医生
因为这个
东西从我的身体里伸出来
胃是疝气，我可能需要
开始锻炼
再一次该死的，对不起，PHS，我想
我真的很难过，我要离开了，我
会非常想念你
好吧，这不必那么悲伤
虽然你知道也许而不是只是
思考你要付出多少
想念彼此，你们应该想
一些你们不会
去
想念的事情，我不认为有什么事情发生
，一定会有
一些事情，不，她
完美，我
一个很好，你可以先走，好吧
我想我不会错过这个事实
，你永远不会被允许移动
手机
[笑声]
钉好，这是一个好主意，莫妮卡
你知道的任何事情，瑞秋移动
手机
笔奇怪
有时总是
其实还好，很好，不是
每个人都觉得
更好，不仅仅是手机
别针我从来没有收到我的消息
你收到你的消息是的，我没有
认为如果你必须
在
...
沙发上睡着后从手背上读出来，所以你错过了来自
的消息，钱德勒或你的
妈妈或钱德勒或你的
妈妈太棒了，没有人悲伤妈妈H
钱德勒只是说多么漂亮
你的毛衣哦，谢谢钱德勒，我
刚买了它，哦，是的，它非常
漂亮，奶油色，
紧
，我不是说紧，我的意思是它不是
太紧，不是我在看
他
怎么了，我想他又吸毒了
什么什么伙计，我需要和
你谈谈
[音乐]
秒，好吧，我想我可能知道为什么我的
父母不喜欢你，你为什么好吧
记得我们是
年轻的春假大二，我
在我的卧室里喝得很嗨，我的父母
走进来闻到了它的味道，所以我告诉
他们你被吸毒了
跳出了
窗口，你为什么要这么做，我不知道
呃，你的名字是
突然出现在我脑海中的第一个名字，对不起，我
我没想到
没关系，我应该
知道我们在
大学后最终会成为朋友，更不用说你会生活了
和我妹妹那一切
永远的朋友那些事
我不知道我是
高大上的妈妈和爸爸只是让我来这里
看看你是否想让罗斯
喝醉你的父母发现罗斯在大学里吸
大麻，他把这归咎于我
罗斯我不敢相信你会这么做，因为我们没有告诉你
的原因他们
在一起是因为他们讨厌我，好吧，所以
你能解决这个问题吗？好吧，我会告诉
他们，不是钱德勒吸毒了
好吧，现在我该说是谁
你，这不是什么大不了的事，你
你不再做这件事了
好吧，现在我该说
骗我做什么
我们走吧，哦，是的，告诉妈妈
和爸爸，我正在考虑
写封信，你知道那是什么
你有机会妈妈爸爸生的
在大学里抽大麻，你是这样的
一个
爱打闲事的妈妈
爸爸，你记得那次你
走进我的房间，闻到大麻味
是的，我告诉过你是钱德勒
在吸大麻
，但对不起的是我，是你
爸爸，你知道你
被解雇的邮递员并没有偷你的花花公子
很好，飓风格洛丽亚没有
破坏莫妮卡的门廊秋千
死去的罗斯已经
莫妮卡和克洛
年没有在博物馆工作了
住在一起，罗斯·马尔·雷切尔
离婚了
再次，这有很多信息可以在 30
好吧莫妮卡为什么你觉得
秒内得到
你必须隐藏你是
重要关系的事实我和
我们有点想通了门廊
秋千R毒品离婚了
又发生了什么事儿子我我呃我
被欺骗了所有这些
事情
钱德勒你一直是罗斯最好的朋友
这些年来在
毒品
问题上一直跟着他，现在你也接受了莫妮卡
我不知道该说什么
你是一个很棒的人
谢谢你
不，谢谢
你们莫妮卡和罗斯我不知道
我要对你们两个
做什么我会和
他们
伙计
伙计
伙计我想请莫妮卡嫁给
我我们必须结束冻结
等一下，这是真的
是的，看看
戒指哦，我的
上帝，你们两个真的是
认真的，是的，漂亮
你们要结婚了，我
的意思是我们将成为
姐夫，来
这里，我们将成为
朋友
再次
桥下有什么水
忘了我要等到
官方发布，你知道，但我太兴奋了
不得不告诉你们，因为你们是我的
最好的朋友，我想我要
别再哭了，我刚刚抛弃了
一个哭泣的宝贝，我要抛弃你
到我要向莫妮卡求婚
哦天啊天哪，我的天啊
天哪，吉勒，你们一定会
太高兴了，我知道所有的
[掌声]
[音乐]
组织检查一下戒指，哦，不错的一枚
半克拉
简单嘿嘿，钱德勒要
向莫妮卡求婚哦，我知道我
帮忙挑选了戒指
是你在告诉
我们之前告诉她的，当我
查看戒指小册子时，她走进来了
明白
对
伙计们
伙计们，嘿，发生了什么事，我发现了一张纸条
在我的门上，快来莫妮卡的
香槟和三个火枪手酒吧
是的，我会拿
莫妮卡和我
订婚了我的
上帝祝贺
她在哪里我订婚了我
订婚了是的她已经在那里待了20
分钟我很惊讶你在过来的路上没有听到
她哦我以为那是
只是一个孩子大喊我是同性恋我是
同性恋我可以带她进来吗？不，让她
留在那儿，这太甜蜜了，我要
结婚了，我要成为
新娘，不，我不会闭嘴，因为我
订婚了哦，大话啊，你为什么不
过来对我说，哈，伙计
是的，我的未婚夫会踢你的
屁股，来20号公寓吧
20 happy
[音乐]
bir 这是你的
生日
嘿，她不像
她 29 岁时那么漂亮
绿色想在她出来之前建立一些
基本规则，如果你不使用
会很感激，或者他们仍然
老或下坡这样的词，她
看起来真该死
他们很好
瑞秋是莫妮卡做的吗
早餐巧克力片
我们有煎饼
[音乐]
呈现了好东西
它们都来自你两周前
交给我们的清单
我可以保留这些礼物吗
仍然是
29来吧，看看30岁并不是什么大不了的
哦，真的是
你转身时的感受30 为什么上帝什么
我知道我的生活已经过去了，但我
环顾四周，我看到那么多
人在30岁的时候就已经完成了那么多
他们的目标是的
但是你不应该把自己与
我做吧宝贝
来吧你
[掌声]
去吧我在路上跑了一英里就做到了嬉皮士舞
这就是我在30岁之前
想做的一切哦，除了我想
和我姐姐修补关系哦，但是
Y和女孩们，这件事是天赐之物
如果你知道我
的意思w
呜我需要那辆车
交通好吧我有一个孩子怎么
热我看着这
呵呵，失去一辆跑车不是
更便宜吗？只是把袜子塞进去
那不是这个意思，好吧
我是跑车爱好者，我
一直很喜欢汽车，嘿，这东西的
马力是多少，我不知道
，但看看我有多小
相信你买了这个所以
我可以骑车跳
准备好
你一生中最顺利的旅程
该死的
嘿嘿谁是
下一个嘿你们嘿嘿嘿发生了什么
好吧我们只是在谈论你们
结婚了，这有多棒
是的，你可以得到一辆
沃尔沃这就是你真正
想要的甜蜜
，所以我们都完成了我们的誓言，我们可以读
它们是的，只要我听不到
泰尔斯，他也听不到我的
好吧哦
哦哦，那是
美丽有趣的一个
好莫妮卡，你会嫁给我吗
我不明白哦哦
是的天哪，这太搞笑了
钱德勒，别担心，亲爱的，我们会让
你的更有趣，我错过了
吗
瑞秋，我想让你知道，如果
呈阳性，我们就会哦，我知道我知道
你
是时候了
哦
不继续
重新哦等等你知道我不能我不能
看看它，我不能看它，有人
告诉我，有人告诉我，好吧，好吧
嗯，这是
负数，它是什么
负数
哦哦
好吧，你
去
pH值，那太好了，真的
太棒了
你知道的消息，因为
整个H还没有准备好和友善
财务方面的所有
哇，这就是这个
应该
很好然后
太棒了，SC 是如此
愚蠢的我怎么会因为某件事而心烦意乱
我从来没有
它是
消极的，现在它是积极的
它是什么，它不是消极的，而是
积极的，你确定吗好吧，我在我的上帝面前撒了谎
，现在你知道你
对此有何真实感受，这是一个冒险的
小
游戏，你真的打算做
这个是的，我要生一个
孩子，我要生一个
孩子，我有一个
[音乐]
孩子，我们有一个晚上很有趣，
当然充满激情，但不要不
你认为如果我们只是认真地做
朋友会更好
什么好吧好吧你知道如果你想要
我们可以再做一次
时间我的意思是我会同意
事实上我现在有一些时间好吧你
知道我现在能说什么哦当然
好吧我
怀孕的罗斯
R好吧，只要你
[笑声]
准备好了，顺便说一句，你是父亲
但是你
很好，我能给你一些水吗我很好
我
很好，罗斯，你没有压力
好吧，我的意思是你可以像
你一样参与
想要是的，我呃我只是我不知道我
不
明白这
是怎么发生的我们我们使用了避孕套我知道我
知道，但你知道避孕套只能像
97% 的时间什么什么
他们应该把它放在
盒子上，他们不这样做
[笑声]
不太好，他们应该把它放在巨大的
块
字母中好吧，罗斯来吧，让我们
忘记避孕套哦，好吧，我也可以
也有
听着你知道当我发现嘿我
吓坏了
...
我作为一个
消费者感到愤怒你知道让我们谈谈
稍后不不我现在想谈谈好吧我
事实上我想和安全套公司的
总裁谈谈好吧你
知道我也许应该回来
好吧，是的，新闻一
我
从龙舌兰酒
工厂回家，不能去
和道格一起吃饭真是太糟糕了，我告诉他你
和我分手了，然后他带我去了所有
这些脱衣舞俱乐部和肮脏的酒吧，
然后当我不给他结婚
戒指时，他向一个人扔了一个汽水罐
鸟，我可以通过我的
嘴呼吸，你知道最糟糕的部分是什么，我
看到我的生活会是什么样子
没有你，你知道就像是，呃，
与膝舞一起过上美好的生活
请答应我，你会
永远不会离开我，我们会一起变老
并在我们的
剩下的日子里彼此相伴
生活我
保证嘿，一起谈论
我们今年
年寄出一张节日贺卡，我不知道我们是否在那儿
但还是没有
宝贝来吧，人们请让一些
房间呃亲爱的也许你会更
舒服
在这里
你喜欢你还没有完成
够了，但我知道你
有多痛苦，我希望我能做点什么
我我希望我是一只
海马，因为海马是
雄性，它们携带
婴儿，然后嗯，我会远离
在
海中，我从来没有这么不舒服过
在我的一生中哦，我知道我一直
在那里，我记得快要结束时宝贝
那是一个很棒的故事，你可以在给我拿些冰镇茶的时候
讲给我听吗
茶
哦上帝，出去吧，出去吧，出去
出去
让我们她去哪里
去吧，他们只是把
她包裹起来，好吧，我们会小心她
她真的
很小，她在这里
[音乐]
我
谢谢你从
我出来，我
[音乐]
知道哦，她在看着我嗨我知道
你有我们的名字，但还没有
没关系，现在我们就打电话给她
女婴绿色哦不女婴盖勒
绿色哦看看你也牵着手
这越来越严重了吗
我我你知道你没有谈过
这件事
但我让你
不舒服如果你更大你会
打我哈
对不起对不起，这对我们来说显然太早了
...
的对话也许不是吧
当我离婚的时候，我没想到自己
对某人会有这样的感觉
很长一段时间 M 然后我又没想到
我会遇到像你这样的人，这可能很快
会很疯狂，但我希望你拥有
这不，不是那是口香糖
任何哦，五块钱，我喜欢它
碰巧你知道它就像你不
知道它在那里继续挖掘哦
抱歉哦，说实话，这是关键
我更喜欢
5美元，它是我的公寓哦哇哦哦大
菲比和迈克的一步是的，我
不希望你觉得你必须
给我你的钥匙只是因为我想要
哦，谢谢
上帝是的
哇，我开始觉得我永远不会遇到
你认识的人，我想和你一起做
这个
和你
去吧，出了什么问题，我比
这些其他实习生大得多，我不能，我不能
与他们竞争，当我看到你是一个
年长一些的人尝试着看积极的一面
你有所有这些生活经验是的
但我不认为生活经验会帮助我
...
这些
哇，就像他们在
火他们是什么他们是这些
原型运动鞋，我必须想出
如何销售它们的想法，但我
做不到，因为没有一个有自尊的
成年人会穿这些我会给
你 500 美元买
它们，我该怎么处理这些
来吧，运动鞋很容易，你一直穿着
运动鞋，首先
它们不再被称为运动鞋
显然它们被称为踢球或打滑
，我想我听到有人说
在这里吸吮，看看他们让这些轮子弹出
从底部开始，这样你就可以
滚来滚去，因为显然走路
太多了
锻炼孩子孩子们滚滚走向
童年
肥胖 我刚刚意识到我不在乎
他是
世界上最完美的人，不是你，是的，他
更好，不，他不是
如果我不能怀上你
那么我不想让他
或任何人
怀孕，否则你真的确定是的，我确定
哦，感谢上帝，因为我不想这样做
这要么你知道我只是在做
，因为我认为那是你
想做的，你知道我是丈夫
我应该带上
精子，它是如此
甜蜜，我爱你
所以你知道这让我们
有了
收养，你对
感觉怎么样，我觉得我对
感觉很好，实际上我我觉得我真的
对
感觉很好，我也想找到一个
需要一个家的婴儿，我想和
一起抚养它，你和我想用我们自己的
具体方式把它搞砸
你无法移动你，只是
雷切尔不能说得对，这是你们
家伙所属的地方是的，你们不想
住在韦斯特切斯特，那就像
最糟糕的
切斯特，当我有时会知道
独自一人在我的公寓里，我看着这里
，你们只是在吃晚饭或
看电视什么的
，但这让我感觉好多了，现在当
我看看我会看到谁
离开了
阳，他们不会让我感觉那么
好，所以不要动，好吧，
呆在这里，也许在
晚上关上百叶窗
嘿
你好，我是南希，他们回复了我们的
报价
，好吧
谢谢他们
通过了，他们说他们不会涨价
一分钱低于要价，我们负担不起
我
很了解你们
走吧，我真的很抱歉你们，是的，我
我也很抱歉我更抱歉
那个电话没有打来，之前我
告诉你要透过
窗户看，是的，我们会让你
一个人呆着，你会没事的，是的，我们
会没事的，爱你们
你知道，我真的很抱歉，我没有
更多的支持，我们
理解是的，还有关于这个南希
如果你不和她睡觉应该
我会有其他房子，但我只是
非常喜欢那个
是的，这是一件好事，我们得到了它
然后我们得到了
房子哦天哪我只是不想
在他们面前告诉你天哪我们
得到了我们得到了我们要得到的房子
房子
我们要买一套房子和一个孩子，我们
长大
，我们确信
所以谁会告诉他们不是这样
不是该死的，嘿，面试去
不好，你知道我总是这样
面试后我敢打赌，它
比你想象的要好，我没有
在古驰的工作我被
Ralph Lauren 解雇了，这是一次糟糕的采访
你在说什么
这件事怎么发生的很好，我的老板就在
我接受采访的同一家餐厅
他听到了一切，所以
后来他打电话给我到他的办公室，他
告诉我他必须让
我离开，因为我不是一个团队合作者，
我说等一下，不，是的，我是，然后
我不得不坐在那里 45 分钟，而
他证明这实际上是
真的哦上帝我是如此
抱歉嘿
这是什么
这是一瓶香槟，为什么
这里是罗斯，我想它在这里
因为我获得了终身教职祝贺
恭喜这是
我职业生涯中最伟大的一天
冈瑟六班六你想让我来
加入你哦我以为乔伊在这里五
是
很好我明天要在我的
咖啡里喝一杯鲁吉
哦以色列
香槟，它是
香草我获得了终身教职，但没有赢得
彩票嘿，富人，呃，你的
事情进展得怎么样哦，很好，是的，但是我
在
天里不会听到这个消息哦，你知道你会得到什么
得到它我我我我能感觉到它可以
你这里的每个人都向罗斯致敬，向
年的努力终于得到回报
，并且知道你的职业生涯并不
意味着一切，但也知道它
意味着
很多，但更重要的是围绕
全面生活，你知道
工作
的完整的
最好的部分是什么 这就是我永远不会被解雇上帝不
我一生都有工作保障
你知道我的意思是我永远不必担心哦
哦看看你为
我感到多么高兴不这不是我今天被解雇了
我没有得到另一份
工作我很抱歉
哦太棒了我觉得自己像个白痴不
好吧你不知道
哦哦亲爱的，让我说几句话
，因为一旦我们陷入困境，我就会
变得不舒服，可能
开一些愚蠢的玩笑
我只想说，我爱
你和我会想念
你和我很伤心，你要
离开哦，你知道
我们什么也别说
其他我爱的
你没那么紧哦
你认为他们在
吗？也许除非他们像两个
中彼此认得
人一样住在隔壁的公寓里
很多年，然后有一天
他们被推入阴道，他们
相遇了哦，看看这些小兔子，我
知道你准备好
交易了好吧好吧
好吧让我们
看看我们稍后可以交易是的，我
很好，请小心，它
是我祖母的，小心，谢谢
你呃，如果它从卡车上掉下来，
不会是最糟糕的事情
哇我
知道看起来更小
不知怎的，它一直是
紫色看看你们周围的人，这是
你们的第一个
家，那是一个快乐的地方，
充满爱和欢笑
但更重要的是，因为租金
控制，它是一个 Fring
钢，嘿，你是否意识到在某个
时间或另一个时间，我们都住在这间
公寓里，哦，是的，呃，我
还没等你和
奶奶和你试图成为一名
大学期间的那个夏天
舞者
你是否意识到我们几乎已经10
年没有出现
了哦亲爱的我忘了我答应过triger
我们会留下我们的钥匙哦好吧
所以我想就是这样
是的我想
所以这比我想象的要难
不会的
好吧
好吧，你们必须马上去
新房吗？还是有一些
时间，我们还有时间吗？我们应该
喝点咖啡吗
确定在哪里
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重点词汇
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paycheck /ˈpeɪ.tʃek/ B2 |
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laundry /ˈlɔːn.dri/ B1 |
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dairy /ˈdeə.ri/ A2 |
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tenure /ˈtɛn.jʊr/ C1 |
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interview /ˈɪn.tə.vjuː/ B2 |
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motivation /ˌmoʊ.tɪˈveɪ.ʃən/ C1 |
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courage /ˈkʌr.ɪdʒ/ B2 |
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assistant /əˈsɪs.tənt/ B2 |
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chef /ʃɛf/ B1 |
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buyer /ˈbaɪ.ər/ B2 |
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kitchen /ˈkɪtʃ.ən/ A2 |
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quit /kwɪt/ B1 |
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hire /ˈhaɪər/ B1 |
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marry /ˈmær.i/ B2 |
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nervous /ˈnɜː.vəs/ B1 |
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excited /ɪkˈsaɪ.tɪd/ A2 |
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delicate /ˈde.lɪ.kət/ B2 |
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stressful /ˈstres.fəl/ B2 |
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opportunity /ˌɒp.əˈtjuː.nə.ti/ C1 |
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重点语法结构
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my first paycheck look at the window there's my name hi
➔ 现在时表示习惯性动作，祈使句表示直接命令。
➔ 句子使用**现在时** ("look") 来描述重复发生的动作或状态。单词 "hi" 是用作问候语的感叹词。
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why God isn't this exciting I earned this
➔ 反问句，带有助动词 'is' 的现在时，所有格代词 'this'。
➔ 句子以一个表达难以置信的**反问句**开头。使用 **'is'** 作为助动词构成现在时。**'This'** 指的是支票，表示所有权。
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who's F why is he getting all my money
➔ 缩写形式 ('who's' = who is)，疑问代词 ('who')，现在进行时 ('is getting')。
➔ 句子使用**缩写形式** ('who's') 以求简洁。**现在进行时** ('is getting') 强调正在进行的动作。这个问题表达了困惑和沮丧。
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oh this is not that bad oh you're fine
➔ 带有形容词（'bad'、'fine'）的陈述句，使用 'that' 作为修饰语。
➔ 这些是表达意见的简单**陈述句**。单词 **'that'** 修饰形容词 'bad'，降低了陈述的强度。句子 'oh you're fine' 是一种安慰。
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