all right fine you know what we'll both
00:02
sit in the chair fine with
00:03
comfortable me too in fact I think I
00:11
might be a little too comfortable all
00:16
right okay look we have 19 minutes okay
00:21
Chandler I want you to go and change
00:23
okay and then when you come back Joey
00:25
will go change and he'll have vacated
00:27
okay all right fine I'm going when I get
00:30
back it's chair City and I'm the guy
00:33
chair all right you will notice that I
00:40
am fully dressed I in turn have noticed
00:43
that you are not so in the words of AA
00:45
mil get out of my chair dill
00:49
what are you doing well you said I had
01:04
to give you the chair you didn't see
01:05
cushions the cushions are the essence of
01:08
the chair that's right I'm taking the
01:10
back there's nobody in the
01:16
room where's my underwear whoa whoa whoa
01:21
come on come on what you took his
01:25
underwear he took my Essence okay hold
01:26
Joey why why can't you just wear the
01:30
underwear you're wearing now cuz I'm not
01:32
wearing any underwear
01:34
now okay um then why do you have to wear
01:37
underwear tonight it's a rented tux okay
01:39
not going to go commando in another
01:42
fatigue well then it looks like
01:47
somebody's going to have to give
01:48
cushions okay you hide my clothes I'm
01:51
going to do the exact opposite to
01:54
you what do you what are you going to
01:58
show me my clothes hey
02:00
nothing okay buddy boy here it
02:17
is you hide my clothes I'm wearing
02:20
God that is so noty opposite of taking
02:27
underwear look at me I'm Chandler could
02:31
I be wearing any more
02:34
clothes maybe if I wasn't going
02:38
yeah I'll tell you it's hot with all
02:45
this stuff on I uh I better not do any I
02:47
lunges okay okay enough enough for the
02:53
luning no I'm sick of this okay I've had
02:56
up to here with you two neither of you
02:58
party jeez what a bab don't embarrass
03:02
that easily what you totally get
03:04
embarrassed no I don't Ross I I think
03:07
I'm just a more secure person than you
03:10
yeah hey lady I don't care how much you
03:15
want it okay I am not going to have sex
03:19
with you in the bathroom
03:21
I'm on my way back to the
03:30
bathroom yeah all right all right just
03:33
right go what are you I'm sorry sir I
03:46
just I think he just really likes
03:49
you hey you know that teacher who had a
03:56
student hi Mak me helpy yes I'm sorry M
04:12
do you have any extra pants uh my friend
04:15
seems to have had a little
04:17
yah it's time for your massage yah huh
04:26
put put your face in the
04:30
hole w a Swedish massage from a real
04:33
person okay then I'm
04:37
Swedish so what's your name it's a
04:42
normal Swedish name
04:46
Ikea wow what an interesting name yeah
04:51
you know I'm kind I'm time for your
04:55
your is something wrong no it's just um
05:05
Ikea oh hey say you'll know this what's
05:14
Stockholm damn I wish I knew if that was
05:21
right hey look Joey I'm just saying if
05:24
you need something to hold you over I
05:27
can get you a job right here an
05:28
entry-level processor but don't you need
05:29
experience for a job like that it's not
05:31
that hard to learn and ask for people
05:33
realizing that you have no idea what
05:35
you're doing hey you're an actor act
05:36
like a processor people will think
05:39
processor hey Chandler here's this
05:42
morning's projection hey thanks Scott
05:45
triani Joey is a uh fellow processor no
05:48
kidding oh yeah yeah I process people
05:54
want the process processing I'm the one
05:59
call where do you work uh well right now
06:01
I'm in between things you know how it is
06:05
one day you're processing the next day
06:07
processing more I was just telling Joey
06:11
about the opening in fleshman's group
06:13
fleshman's group whatever you do don't
06:15
sandwiches are all you processors dorks
06:22
so how's the game I have no
06:25
idea what yeah I'm just pretending to
06:28
watch the game so I don't have to help
06:30
stuff I don't believe you that is
06:33
brilliant and Monica has no idea nope
06:40
every once in a while I just yell and
06:43
scream stuff at the
06:44
whaty is your team winning hun oh yeah
06:50
Anderson just scored
06:53
Anderson oh oh excuse me ma'am yes you
06:57
can't put your cigarette out on a tree
07:01
yeah I can it worked real
07:04
well oh but you shouldn't so don't ever
07:05
do that again I won't till I have my
07:08
next cigarette hold it NYPD freeze punk
07:11
what that's right you are so
07:17
them who are you talking to save it
07:24
red unless you want to spend spend a
07:27
night in The Slammer you apologize to
07:29
tree I am not going to apologize to a
07:32
tree you apologize to the tree right now
07:35
or I am calling for
07:37
backup Backup backup I'm I'm sorry sorry
07:41
okay cancel backup cancel backup you
07:45
want to see something sure what okay um
07:47
this is going to be fun watch me freak
07:50
Chandler honey yeah listen
07:53
uh I I've been doing thinking and I
07:57
don't know whether it's because we're
08:00
here or Rachel's given
08:02
um I think we should try to have a
08:08
now okay I've been thinking about it too
08:19
and I I think we're
08:21
ready are you kidding me you you you
08:26
think we're ready to have a a baby now
08:28
fun you're ready to have a baby my boy's
08:32
up you said you were ready too yeah but
08:37
I was just screwing with you to to try
08:40
to get your voice all high and weird
08:42
like mine is now guess haven't you
08:44
wanted a kid like forever okay just back
08:47
off Mister oh we went to a self-defense
08:50
class today what yeah kicking a guy in
08:52
the crotch all morning really takes it
08:54
you takes it out of you
08:57
now now we can kick anybody's ass after
09:01
one class I don't think so what you want
09:04
to see me self-defend myself go over
09:07
there and pretend you're a sexual
09:09
predator go on I dare
09:10
you well of course you could defend
09:13
yourself from an attack you know is
09:15
coming that's not enough look I studied
09:17
time and there's a concept you should
09:24
really be familiar with it's what the
09:27
unagi isn't that a kind of
09:33
sushi no it's a concept yeah it is it is
09:36
eel all right maybe it means that too oh
09:41
I would kill for a salmon skin roll
09:44
now no fine get attacked I don't even
09:47
care come on Ross we're sorry please
09:50
isagi it's a state of total
09:58
awareness okay only by achieving true
10:02
unagi can you be prepared for any danger
10:05
you you mean in case someone's trying to
10:10
steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your
10:12
fish all I'm saying is it's one thing
10:18
being prepared for an attack against
10:21
like each other whole another story
10:23
being prepared for an attack I don't
10:25
know like a surprise
10:27
all right you knew that was coming but
10:37
that doesn't mean you have
10:39
unagi oh you know what if we made
10:44
reservations we could have unagi in
10:46
what the hell was that a lesson in the
11:02
perhaps now I'm curious at what point
11:16
during those girlish screams would you
11:19
have begun to kick my
11:21
ass all right so we Wen prepared
11:25
I'm sorry I had to take such drastic
11:30
measures to make my point but I look I
11:32
just want you guys to be
11:34
roll that say Jack yeah Alex trbe back
12:11
oh of course cheuck willery definitely
12:16
Phoebe you will not find a single game
12:19
show host who's ass I cannot kick
12:22
no say it say we are
12:33
unagi it's not something you are it's
12:37
have say it you know what I could easily
12:41
get out of this but there's a chance you
12:44
could get very very
12:46
hurt uhhuh nowhere to
12:55
run I don't like sitting up here I'm I'm
13:01
going to go over no Rachel they got here
13:05
first why is Ross doing that danger oh
13:15
my God why is he jumping on those
13:19
women we should help
13:24
them I I don't think they need it any
13:26
Bab Joey what's going
13:48
on oh my God I know it's stuck
13:54
step how did you get on I put it on to
14:01
Chandler oh my God Monica's going to
14:06
totally freak out well then help me get
14:09
it off plus it smells really bad in here
14:11
of course it smells really bad you have
14:16
your head up a dead
14:17
hey did you get the turkey oh my God oh
14:30
God who is that it's
14:33
Joey what what are you doing is it
14:37
supposed to be funny no it's not
14:39
supposed to be funny it's supposed to be
14:41
scary get that off now I can't it's
14:44
stuck I don't care that that turkey has
14:48
to feed 20 people at my parents house
14:50
and they're not going to eat it off your
14:51
head hold on okay let's just all think
14:53
okay I got it deie all right you pull
15:03
I'm going to spread the legs as wide as
15:06
can Joey no it's not the time sorry
15:11
right sorry okay count to three one two
15:14
three it worked I scared you I knew it
15:22
I'm over here big guy yeah you are oh
15:29
wait you know what I can't I can't look
15:32
at it I can't look at it somebody else
15:33
tell me somebody tell
15:34
oh well there you go
15:54
phew that is that's great that is really
16:02
news you know cuz the
16:10
whole H not being ready and kind of
16:13
financial aspects all
16:16
that wow this is so just the way this
16:20
great it's SC it's so
16:32
stupid how can I be upset over something
16:38
positive what it's it's not negative
16:52
positive are you sure well yeah I lied
16:56
before my God now you know how you
17:02
really feel about it oh that's a risky
17:05
game so excited I just set Rachel up
17:09
with the worst guy tonight all right who
17:12
is he well it's this guy used to massage
17:14
and by massage I mean hold down so he
17:16
wouldn't turn over and Flash
17:18
me okay C why do you hear who I got for
17:21
Ross oh yeah okay she's this really
17:24
boring woman she's a
17:27
teacher a teacher yeah yeah she's really
17:31
into history and foreign movies oh oh
17:33
and she loves puzzles huh come on who
17:36
does you're ruining the plan Joey you
17:44
you you fixed him up with his perfect
17:47
woman oh my God you're right she even
17:49
pleasure rich I promise first thing
17:54
tomorrow we'll find another doctor but I
17:56
got to go to up early and I'm not
17:58
feeling all that well what where what
17:59
what when you're not feeling well what
18:01
do you have is it rubella because Don't
18:02
Go Near your Emma she has not had that
18:04
shot you know come to think of it it it
18:06
Winer weer weener weer Rachel
18:23
no he's going to know it was me
18:28