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[中文]

你又

结婚了

是的，这是你

两年中的第二次婚姻，是两年中的第二次婚姻

总体而言，罗斯，我当离婚

律师已经23年了，我从来没有

从一个

客户那里得到了这么多生意，你为什么不告诉我

发生了什么，基本上，雷切尔和我在

迷雾中

，我们喝醉了，我很抱歉这就是

你在第二次婚姻的

祭坛上说的同一个瑞秋吗是是是是

但我不爱她哦，那更好

那么这只是一个醉酒的错误

我需要把它弄老我

看看你有没有考虑过

治疗我想只是

今天的分析

有几种形式填写

很简单，我们需要证人

来证明您没有

头脑清醒，没有

问题，我们需要您和瑞秋

在法官面前作证

哦，没有

她就没有办法做到这一点，因为我已经告诉她了

是它已经被处理了，当然你

确实看起来罗斯，你无法获得肛门

除非你和瑞秋都在那里

嗯嗯，如果有人看起来像

瑞秋，我会考虑治疗

嗨，这家伙说你好，我想杀了

我自己，你还好吧，亲爱的，我只是感觉

就像有人把手伸进我的喉咙

抓住了我的小肠，把它拔出来了

的我的嘴，把它绑在我的脖子上

饼干卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬出来了

哦

让我给你喝点咖啡

谢谢不哦不不不要停止清洁

我的

光环不要只留下我的光环

好吧，我真的会没事的

大家我希望她会很高兴不

你不不我不要跟她见鬼去吧

她离开了

我，而你永远不知道她是一个

女同性恋，不

好吧，为什么每个人都一直关注

她不知道我应该如何

知道有时我希望我是一个

女同性恋我说出来了吗

大声好吧罗斯看你感觉

现在很痛苦你很生气

你受伤了我能告诉你

答案是什么脱衣舞吗

来吧你单身，有一些荷尔蒙

看看，但我不想单身好吗我

只是我只是想再次结婚

，我只想要一百万娃娃

朋友家人聚集在一起庆祝

今天罗斯和

艾米丽的欢乐结合愿我们今天与

他们分享的幸福永远与他们在一起艾米丽

对我重复一遍我艾米丽我艾米丽接受

罗斯接受你罗斯作为我的合法丈夫

无论疾病还是健康

直到死亡BS我们作为我的合法婚姻

丈夫生病和健康，直到

死亡现在分开

我们

罗斯Fe追随我

罗斯我罗斯带艾米丽走

雷切尔

[鼓掌]

艾米丽

艾米丽

呃，我应该走

就这样吧，我不能做出这个决定

这太难了，所以我只是打算

把这一切完全留给诸神

的

命运，一个神奇的八球来吧，你不能

是认真的，你不能用玩具做出这个决定

哦，这不是

玩具，我不知道还能做什么，我

的意思是我要么保留我的妻子，失去一个

我最好的朋友，要么我保留我的

朋友，在我30岁之前第二次离婚

，所以如果其他人

有更好的建议，让我们听听

，因为我什么都没有

不要害羞任何建议问题

会

做的好

然后我们

去魔法八球如果我再也见不到

瑞秋

稍后再问

稍后还不够好

稍后再问这到底是什么

坏了它

坏了嘿艾米丽的表弟把我踢了

那为什么当你起诉你妻子的表弟的

公寓和

然后你有时会离婚

表弟突然想要回他的公寓

你怎么能这样做，你不是签了一份

租约吗，当一家人需要租约时

嘿，你可以和我们住在一起，我们会照顾

你需要的一切，伙计，但是

你必须向我保证，你会在你感觉好一点的时候告诉我们

知道

，这样我们就可以取笑你的头发

是的，我们一切顺利，谢谢你们，我

真的很感激这一切，我

要再次收拾行李了，伙计，我

最近到处走动，我

开始感觉自己像一个

游牧民族，他以为你说的是

性腺jaylor嗯，我希望你花

一分钟，我希望你考虑一下

这

听起来多么荒谬，是的，我有点希望每个人

都不在这里

现在你知道那些东西

都不是我说的吗我的意思是我从来没有说过我

现在想要生孩子并结婚

是的，我知道，但我真的

很困惑，然后我和这些人

谁离婚了两次，

乔伊嘿，她是对的，你知道

是的，但仍然很便宜

是的，我们想好好结婚

有一项服务正在进行中，请大家都有

座位

对了，你在做什么哦，那是

婚礼进行曲确实让你感到害怕

，不仅仅是因为它是毕业歌曲

...

好吧，这就是我们要结婚的

你确定要结婚吗

[掌声]

你好 R 女士你好

雷切尔

好吧嘿嘿谢谢

你哦

[音乐]

我们要谈谈你们

伙计们昨晚做了什么

或者什么意思昨晚什么也没发生

呃昨晚什么也没发生啊哈

罗斯邀请我们所有人

看R，我们不会错过我们的

结婚的朋友

你

做了

我们你好，我们没有结婚

结婚了，那是

荒谬的等等等等等等我

记得在教堂里，他们

他们不让我们结婚，

我们喝醉了，他们让你

在你喝醉的时候结婚，大多数人

在维加斯结婚

现在喝醉了，我现在喝醉了

我早餐不能喝含羞草，我

在

度假，你们打算做什么

哦，我想我们只是离婚律师

好吧，我想我认为罗斯已经有了

一个，现在这个是免费的，因为

你付了前两个的费用，所以你可以免费得到

第三个

，笑吧，但笑话是在你身上

，因为我们不需要离婚

好吧，我们只是要得到一个

肛门罗斯

我别以为手术就是答案

这里哦哦，那是你的

事情，你正在做的事情

你知道你是那个

离婚的人，那不是我的

事情，我不喜欢离婚是的

你这样做，这是你的第三次

离婚，你非常喜欢离婚，你

可能会结婚

然后然后然后就不行了所以

你必须离婚

离婚

家伙我太

喝醉了嘿你们猜猜巴里和

明迪要离婚哦我的上帝

怎么了

你没有巴里和明迪哦对不起我听到

离婚我立即去

罗斯是巴里和明迪 巴里是

我差点就结婚的那个人，明迪

是我最好的朋友哦哦，不是吗

和她一起欺骗你是的，但是

只是意味着他在

上面睡着了，而不是

我 天哪，你能想象如果我真的

嫁给了他吗？我的意思是

有多么不同我的生活是我知道你的意思我一直

一直想知道如果我从未离婚

会有多么不同

我的生活 第一次

时间认真想象一下，如果卡罗尔

没有意识到她是

女同性恋我不能我一直看到它

很好

我敢打赌，在我们的婚姻即将结束时，我仍然在做我的

空手道，我

做了很多空手道，作为

释放你不知道的紧张的一种方式

做任何其他身体上的事情，也许

问题是你在发音

空手道妈妈

爸爸，你记得那次你

走进我的房间，闻到了大麻的味道

是的，好吧，我告诉过你是钱德勒

在抽烟

，但那是我，对不起，是你和

爸爸，你知道你被解雇的邮递员

并没有偷你的《花花公子》

罗斯特是的，飓风格洛丽亚没有

打破了门廊秋千莫妮卡

死了罗斯没有在博物馆工作

莫妮卡和克洛一起生活了

年

罗斯在维加斯与瑞秋结婚

然后又离婚了

这又是很多信息，需要在30

好吧莫妮卡为什么你觉得

秒内得到

你必须隐瞒你处于

一段重要关系的事实

我无法理解 我们有点想通了门廊

秋千罗斯毒品离婚

再次发生了什么事儿子我我呃我被

欺骗了所有这些

的事情我不在这里那只是我的

中国菜哦我的上帝她有食物

送到这里M是的她是她

情绪化但勇敢

你知道我要做什么我要去

让我出汗，在

床上吃这个，你以为你会以我们的

，那么好吧，你为什么不打开

方式成为

香槟，我马上回来我

给你一个惊喜，你又有了

前妻回来了

请开始喝酒，等等

恭喜我不想说

乔伊面前的任何事情，因为我不

知道他是否知道你我们生了一个

孩子，让我们给他一点

荣誉，尽管他之前确实吃了一块

塑料水果

不，不，你和瑞秋

订婚了，哦，这是一个秘密，哦，天哪

是的哦，我们没有做过秘密的事情

很长一段时间菲比没有秘密

好吧，我没有提出你在撒谎吗

就像那一次你试图

让我们相信你是一名医生

我是

医生你知道我要做什么

去和瑞秋自己谈谈

对我

我们也应该叫醒她吗不不来吧

让她睡吧，她太累了，所以

订婚了dum dum

天哪，她认为我们

订婚了为什么为什么她会认为

我们订婚了也许是因为你给了

她一枚订婚戒指，你知道罗斯

医生应该很聪明

我没有给她那枚戒指，你

没有这样这是谁的戒指

是我的，是订婚戒指是的，但是

你没有给她，但是你

本来打算求婚的，呵呵，我可能

对

这个造型失去兴趣 我妈妈给了我那枚戒指

因为她想让我向

瑞秋求婚，但我想做的就是看看

她是否想开始做事

再次起来哦，多么美丽的不冷不热

情绪看起来我不想急于

做任何事情，似乎她

也不想，但我不想

不明白这一切

是怎么发生的，她在

我的夹克里找到了戒指，假设我要求婚

穿上它，然后开始告诉

人不不她说你实际上

向她求婚了，我没有，我没有

求婚，除非

我做了

我已经40小时没有睡觉了，

这听起来确实像是我会做的事情

[音乐]

[英语]

you got married

again

yes so that's your second marriage in

two years yes second in two years third

overall Ross I have been a divorce

attorney for 23 years and never have I

had so much business from one

client why don't you tell me what

happened basically Rachel and I were in

vag

and we got drunk I I'm sorry is this the

same Rachel whose name you said at the

altar in the second marriage yes yes yes

but I I do not love her oh that's better

then this was just a drunken mistake and

I I need to get it en olded I

see have you considered

therapy I think just the analment for

today

there are a couple of forms to fill out

easy and we'll need to have witnesses

who can testify that you were not of a

sound mind no

problem and we'll need you and Rachel to

testify before a judge

ooh there's no way to do this without

her cuz I kind of already told her uh it

was it was taken care of of course you

did look Ross you can't get an analment

unless you and Rachel are both there

uh-huh what about someone who looks like

Rachel I will think about the therapy

hi this guy says hello I want to kill

myself are you okay sweetie I just feel

like someone reached down my throat

grabbed my small intestine pulled it out

of my mouth and tied it around my neck

cookie Carol moved her stuff out today

oh

let me get you some coffee

thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing

my

aura don't just leave my aura alone

okay I'll be fine all right really

everyone I hope she'll be very happy no

you don't no I don't to hell with her

she left

me and you never knew she was a

lesbian no

okay why does everyone keep fixating on

that she didn't know how should I

know sometimes I wish I was a

lesbian did I say that out

loud all right Ross look you're feeling

a lot of pain right now you're angry

you're hurting can I tell you what the

answer is strip joints

come on you're single have some hormon

see but I don't want to be single okay I

just I just I just want to be married

again and I just want a million doll

friends family are gathered to celebrate

here today the joyous Union of Ross and

Emily May the happiness we share with

them today be with them always now Emily

repeat off to me I Emily I Emily take

the Ross take thee Ross as my lawfully

wedded husband in sickness and in health

till death BS us as my lawfully wedded

husband in sickness and in health until

death Parts

us now

Ross Fe after me I

Ross I Ross Take the Emily take the

Rachel

[Applause]

Emily

Emily

uh shall I go

on that's it I cannot make this decision

it is too difficult so I am just going

to leave it entirely up to the god gods

of

Fate a magic eightball come on you can't

be serious you can't make this decision

with a toy oh it's not a

toy well I don't know what else to do I

mean I either keep my wife and lose one

of my my best friends or I keep my

friend and get divorced for the second

time before I'm 30 so so if anyone else

has has a better suggestion let's hear

it because I I got nothing all right

don't be shy any suggestion question

will

do okay

then here we

go magic eightball should I never see

Rachel

again ask again

later later is not good enough

ask again later what the hell this is

broken it it is

broken hey Emily's cousin kicked me out

what why well when you're suing an

apartment from your wife's cousin and

then you get a divorce sometimes the

cousin suddenly wants his apartment back

how can you do that didn't you sign a

lease who needs a lease when it's family

hey you can stay with us we'll take care

of absolutely anything you need man but

you have to promise me you will let us

know the second you are feeling better

so that we can make fun of your hair

yeah we got it okay thanks you guys I

really appreciate this all right I'm

going to get packing again man I've been

moving around so much lately I'm

beginning to feel like a

nomad what he thought you said

gonad jaylor um I want you to take just

a minute and I want you to think about

how ridiculous this

sounds yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone

wasn't here right

now do you know that none of that stuff

came from me I mean I never said that I

wanted to have babies and get married

right now yeah I know but I was really

confused and then I talked to these guys

who two divorces and

Joey hey she's right you know

yeah but still cheap

shot yep we want to get married well

there's a service in progress have a

seat all

right what are you doing oh that's the

Wedding March does does that freak you

out no only because it's the graduation

song

okay this is it we're going to get

married are you sure you want to do

[Applause]

this hello Mrs R hello Mr

Rachel

okay hey hi thank

you oh

[Music]

what are we going to talk about what you

guys did last night

or what mean last night nothing nothing

uh nothing happened last night uhhuh

Ross invited us to all to

watch R we weren't going to miss our

friends getting married who got married

you

did

what we hello we didn't get married get

married that's

ridiculous wait wait wait wait I

remember being in a chapel they they

they would not let us get married when

we were that drunk they let you get

married when you're drunk most people

getting married in Vegas are

drunk now I'm drunk right now

I can't have a mimosa with breakfast I'm

on

vacation what are you guys going to do

oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer

well I think I think Ross already has

one now this one's free right because

you paid for the first two so you get

the third one for

free laugh it up but the joke's on you

because we don't need to get divorced

okay we we're just going to get an

analment an analment Ross

I don't think surgery is the answer

here oh oh that's your

thing what you're thing you're thinging

you know that you're the guy who gets

divorced that's not my

thing I do not love getting divorced yes

you do this is your third

divorce you love divorce so much you're

probably going to marry it and

then and and then it won't work out so

you're gonna have to divorce it

divorcing

guy I'm so

drunk hey you guys guess what Barry and

Mindy are getting a divorce oh my God

what is the matter with

you no Barry and Mindy oh sorry I hear

divorce I immediately go to

Ross who who's Barry and Mindy Barry was

the guy that I almost married and Mindy

was my best friend oh oh wasn't he

cheating on you with her yeah but that

just means that he was falling asleep on

top of her instead of

me God can you imagine if I'd actually

married him I mean how different would

my life be I know what you mean I've

always wondered how different my life

would be if if I'd never gotten divorced

which time the first

time well seriously imagine if Carol

hadn't realized she was a

lesbian I can't I keep seeing it the

good

way I bet i' still be doing my

karate towards the end of our marriage I

was doing a lot of karate as a way of

releasing the tension from you know not

doing anything else physical maybe the

problem was you were pronouncing It

karate mom

dad you remember that that time you

walked in my room and smelled marijuana

yes well I told you it was Chandler who

was smoking the pot

but it was me I'm sorry it was you and

Dad you know that mailman that you got

fired didn't steal your Playboys

rosted yeah well Hurricane Gloria didn't

break the porch swing Monica

dead Ross hasn't worked at the museum

for a

year Monica and chlo are living

together Ross married Rachel in Vegas

and got divorced

again that's a lot of information to get

in 30

seconds all right Monica why you felt

you had to hide the fact that you're in

an important relationship is beyond me

and we kind of figured about the porch

swing Ross drugs divorced

again what happened son I I uh I got

tricked into all those

things I'm not here that's just my

Chinese food oh my God she has food

delivered here M yes she's she's

emotional but but ballsy

you know what I'm going to do I'm going

to get my sweats and eat this in

bed and you thought you was going to be

in our

way so okay why don't you uh open the

champagne and I will be right back I've

got a surprise for you you got another

ex-wife back

there please start drinking wait up hi

congratulations I didn't want to say

anything in front of Joey cuz I didn't

know if he knew you what that we had a

baby let's give him a little

credit although he did eat a piece of

plastic fruit

earlier no no that you and Rachel are

engaged what oh it's a secret oh goody

yes oh we haven't done the secret thing

in a long time Phoebe there is no secret

okay I didn't propose are you lying is

this like that time you tried to

convince us you were a doctor

I am a

doctor you know what I'm just going to

go and and talk to Rachel myself all

right me

too should we wake her up no no come on

let her sleep she's so exhausted and so

engaged dum dum dum

oh my God she she thinks we're

engaged why why why would she think

we're engaged perhaps because you gave

her an engagement ring you know Ross

doctors are supposed to be

smart I didn't give her that ring you

didn't no so whose ring is it it's

mine is it an engagement ring yes but

you didn't give it to her no but you

were going to propose no huh I might be

losing interest in

this look look my mom gave me that ring

because she wanted me to propose to

Rachel but all I wanted to do is see if

she maybe kind of wanted to start things

up again oh what beautiful lukewarm

sentiment look I didn't want to rush

into anything and it seemed like she

didn't want to either but I don't I

don't understand how how any of this

happened what did she find the ring in

my jacket assume I was going to propose

throw it on and and just start telling

people no no she said you actually

proposed to her well I didn't I didn't

propose unless

I did

I I haven't slept in 40 hours and

it does sound like something I would do

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
married /ˈmærid/ A1	adjective - 结婚的 (jiéhūn de)
divorce /dɪˈvɔrs/ A2	noun - 离婚 (líhūn) verb - 离婚 (líhūn)
attorney /əˈtɜrni/ B1	noun - 律师 (lǜshī)
witnesses /ˈwɪtnəsɪz/ A2	noun - 目击者 (mùjīzhě)
testify /ˈtɛstɪfaɪ/ B1	verb - 作证 (zuòzhèng)
therapy /ˈθɛrəpi/ A2	noun - 治疗 (zhìliáo)
annulment /əˈnʌlmənt/ B2	noun - 婚姻无效 (hūnyīn wúxiào)
lesbian /ˈlɛzbiən/ A2	noun - 女同性恋者 (nǚ tóngxìngliànzhě)
nomad /ˈnoʊmæd/ B1	noun - 游牧民 (yóumùmín)
engaged /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd/ A2	adjective - 订婚的 (dìnghūn de)
proposal /prəˈpoʊzəl/ A2	noun - 求婚 (qiúhūn)
exhausted /ɪɡˈzɔstɪd/ B1	adjective - 筋疲力尽 (jīngpílìjìn)
sentiment /ˈsɛntəmənt/ B2	noun - 情感 (qínggǎn)
rushed /rʌʃt/ A2	adjective - 匆忙的 (cōngmáng de)
assume /əˈsʌm/ B1	verb - 假设 (jiǎshè)
lukewarm /ˈluːkˌwɔrm/ B2	adjective - 不温不火的 (bù wēn bù huǒ de)

重点语法结构

• you got married again

  ➔ 现在完成时

  ➔ “got married again” 使用现在完成时，表示过去发生的动作与现在相关。

• I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years

  ➔ 现在完成进行时

  ➔ “have been a divorce attorney” 使用现在完成进行时，强调动作的持续时间（23年）。

• why don't you tell me what happened

  ➔ 标签疑问句

  ➔ “why don't you” 是标签疑问句，用于邀请听者回答。

• I need to get it annulled

  ➔ 情态动词 (Need)

  ➔ 情态动词 “need” 表示必要性或义务。

• there are a couple of forms to fill out

  ➔ There is/are 结构

  ➔ “there are a couple of forms” 使用 “there is/are” 结构，介绍某物的存在。

• who can testify that you were not of a sound mind

  ➔ 关系代词 (Who)

  ➔ 关系代词 “who” 引导一个定语从句，描述主句的主语。

• I will think about the therapy

  ➔ 一般将来时

  ➔ “I will think” 使用一般将来时，表示将来的动作或意图。

• you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there

  ➔ 第一类条件句

  ➔ 这句话使用第一类条件句，表示一个可能发生的条件及其结果。