[Applause]
00:02
[Music]
00:02
where have you
00:04
been long story honey all right Carol I
00:06
need you to keep pushing I need to I I
00:08
need excuse me can I have
00:10
this all right all right there's a few
00:13
too many people in this room there's
00:16
about to be one more so anybody who's
00:17
not an ex-husband or a lesbian life
00:19
partner out you
00:22
go good luck you guys good luck good
00:25
luck let me ask you do you have to be
00:27
Carol's lesbian life
00:28
partner hey hello sir you here to return
00:31
those
00:34
pants no these are my
00:41
pants oh
00:43
okay how can I help you well um do you
00:47
have a Santa outfit left two days before
00:49
Christmas sorry man okay look do do you
00:52
have anything uh Christmasy I promis my
00:55
son and I I really don't want to
00:59
disappoint him um come on I you got to
01:00
have
01:03
something I'm the holiday
01:05
armadillo I'm a friend of Santa and he
01:10
sent me here to wish you a Merry
01:13
Christmas what happened to Santa holiday
01:19
armadillo Santa was unavailable so close
01:24
to Christmas
01:28
oh come in have a seat you must be
01:31
exhausted coming all the way from
01:33
Texas Texas that's right Ben I'm Santa's
01:39
representative for all the Southern
01:43
States and
01:48
Mexico but Santa sent me here to give
01:52
you these presents Ben maybe the lady
01:56
will help me with these
01:59
[Applause]
02:06
presents wow thanks you're welcome Ben
02:17
Merry Christmas o and happy
02:20
Hanukkah are you for Hanukkah too
02:27
because I'm part Jewish you are me
02:30
too because armadillos also wandered in
02:35
the desert oh my God B you're on fire I
02:38
know one more score to go you can do it
02:41
don't touch me don't touch her go left
02:43
go go right go right I can I
02:46
can no you son of
02:49
[Music]
02:53
a
02:58
[Music]
03:02
oh hi Ben no don't look at the
03:08
machine so here you
03:11
are seems like yesterday I was talking
03:14
to in that little petri
03:17
[Laughter]
03:19
dish everyone said labor was the hardest
03:24
thing I'd ever have to do but they were
03:27
wrong this is
03:28
well I had the most fun with you
03:34
guys I wish I could take you home and
03:37
see you every day
03:39
but okay I'll settle for being your
03:43
favorite
03:46
aunt I know Alice's sister has a pool
03:48
but you lived in
03:51
me okay so we're cool
03:57
yeah we're going to be
04:01
great little high
04:04
[Music]
04:07
[Music]
04:13
fives well if you're going to
04:16
cry taking care of you with no problem
04:21
huh you guys feel safe right okay I'm
04:24
going to take that spit bubble as yeah I
04:28
do okay let's get rid of this dirty
04:30
diaper lesie I'll set you up with a nice
04:32
clean
04:34
one okay I'm sorry I didn't mean to
04:35
scare you I just have to clean that up
04:38
okay cuz let's face it we're at
04:40
Monica's I broke it all right well
04:44
that's just the way things go okay
04:48
good why are there only two of you
04:52
where's lesie well you can't answer
04:55
lesie are you Lesley Lesley now would be
04:58
a good time for your first
05:02
words well look at
05:06
you hey you are a little bit mischievous
05:08
my gosh oh you're a lot
05:12
mischievous well it'll
05:18
dry say you sit with your brother and
05:20
sister now who aren't
05:23
there
05:28
hey how do you feel well let's just say
05:39
that kog will be fully equipped to
05:42
destroy the universe again in 12 to 14
05:44
hours okay so I totally took care of the
05:48
babies all by myself I fed them bathed
05:50
them and put them to bed and protected
05:53
them from a
05:55
tornado
05:58
oh my God I know the babies are
06:01
asleep but what happened here I did it I
06:05
took care of the babies all by
06:08
myself my apartment was the setting of
06:10
Phoebe's
06:13
Triumph put the mess is not as important
06:15
as the fact that Phoebe took care of the
06:18
babies all by
06:19
herself you're right you're right I
06:22
shouldn't freak out cuz this is what
06:24
it's going to be like when you and I
06:26
have babies when will that be
06:27
Phoebe would you take a look at this
06:32
mess here we
06:34
go she's upside down but she's coming
06:36
she's coming God oh my God oh my God
06:38
she's
06:43
here oh she's she's perfect oh
06:47
W oh she's so
06:52
tiny
06:58
where'd she
07:00
go they're just they're just wrapping
07:01
her up okay well be careful with her
07:03
she's really
07:05
tiny here she
07:09
[Music]
07:16
is
07:20
you thanks for coming out of
07:23
me I know
07:28
[Music]
07:31
oh oh she's looking at
07:34
me I know
07:38
you do we have a name yet no not yet
07:41
that's fine for now we'll just call her
07:45
baby girl green oh no baby girl Gill
07:47
green
07:58
hello baby girl there she is she's so
08:09
beautiful oh my
08:16
God she's
08:18
amazing oh I'm so glad you guys got
08:21
drunk and had
08:24
sex it's incredible I mean one minute
08:26
she is inside you and then 47 hours
08:29
later here she
08:32
is she looks so
08:39
real you know what I mean okay my turn
08:43
my turn B oh baby oh you're so cute oh I
08:46
could squeeze your little
08:54
head I
08:58
won't what's the matter nothing I'm
09:00
sorry I just can't stop crying the
09:04
doctor said it's completely normal with
09:06
all the hormones plus you you're sleep
09:08
deprived so you guys are all sleep
09:10
deprived I don't see you weeping cuz you
09:12
put your slippers on the wrong
09:14
feet oh God what's the matter now I was
09:17
reliving
09:22
it so do you know what you're going to
09:25
call her yet oh wait a minute it's not
09:27
going to be baby girl I thought that was
09:30
so
09:32
original uh actually we we've nowed it
09:34
down to two names yeah and you know what
09:37
I love them both so why don't you just
09:39
pick one and that'll be
09:41
it well
09:43
um okay uh
09:46
everyone
09:49
this is
09:51
[Music]
09:55
Isabella
09:58
what that's not her
10:02
name I'm sorry she just doesn't feel
10:05
like an Isabella what was the other one
10:07
Ross um Delila oh great unless she
10:10
sounds like a Biblical
10:13
so I guess we're back to uh baby
10:18
girl
10:21
yay well what are we going to do it's
10:24
okay honey you'll find a name oh easy
10:26
for you to to say you already know what
10:28
your kids names are going to be you do
10:30
yeah I had them picked out since I was
10:33
14 oh no it's going to be named after
10:36
some snack or baked good isn't
10:38
it well tell us what are they um okay if
10:44
it's a boy it's Daniel and if it's a
10:48
girl I don't want to say oh don't tell
10:51
us I'm not going to want
10:55
it okay
10:57
it's
11:00
Emma
11:01
Emma see I don't want
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it take
11:14
it what she's clearly an Emma oh hone
11:16
but you'd love that
11:21
name yeah I love you
11:23
more besides you know nothing goes with
11:28
being so I'm screwed okay well the
11:31
Super's not home but but hey you know
11:33
what my mother's going to be here in a
11:35
minute and she has the key I can't I
11:36
can't wait that long you have to do
11:38
something knock that door down I would
11:39
but I bruise like a
11:41
peach besides you know everything's
11:44
going to be fine the baby's sleeping
11:47
what if she jumped out of the bassinet
11:49
can't hold her own head up but yeah
11:51
jumped oh my God I left the water
11:54
running R you did not leave the water
11:56
running please just just pull yourself
11:58
together okay wait did I leave the stove
12:00
on you haven't cooked since
12:02
1996 is the window open because if the
12:05
windows open a bird could fly in there
12:07
and oh my God you know what I think
12:09
you're right I think you know what
12:10
listen listen a a pigeon no no wait no
12:12
no an eagle flew
12:16
in landed on the stove and caught
12:18
fire the baby seeing this jumps across
12:23
the apartment to the mighty bird Aid the
12:27
ego however misconstrues this as an act
12:30
of aggression and grabs the baby and its
12:32
Talent meanwhile the faucet fills the
12:34
apartment with water baby and bird still
12:36
Ablaze are locked in a death grip
12:40
swirling around the whirlpool that fills
12:42
the
12:44
apartment boy are you going to be sorry
12:47
if that's
12:49
true hi I just finished getting Phoebe
12:52
all dressed to meet Mike's parents she's
12:55
so nervous it's so sweet guess what I
12:57
made Emma laugh today you what and I
12:59
missed it because I was giving a
13:03
makeover to that stupid
13:05
hippie yeah and it was it was like a a
13:08
real little person laugh too it was was
13:10
like
13:14
um only only not creepy yeah well what
13:20
did you do to make her laugh I um well I
13:25
sang actually I wrapped um baby got
13:29
back you
13:36
what you sang to our baby daughter a
13:38
song about a guy who likes to have sex
13:43
with women with giant
13:46
asses but you know what if you think
13:48
about it it it actually promotes a
13:50
healthy uh body
13:52
image because even big butts or uh juicy
13:55
doubles
14:00
are please don't take her away from
14:05
me okay uh please laugh for mommy please
14:11
please laugh for
14:15
Mommy not funny huh well so is is it
14:21
only offensive novelty rap
14:26
or maybe just you know rap in general
14:30
cuz Mommy can
14:32
rap my name is Mommy and I'm here to say
14:35
that all the babies are oh I can't
14:39
rap all right
14:44
sweetheart this is only because I love
14:46
you so much and I know that you're not
14:49
going to tell
14:51
anybody
14:58
I
15:02
like big butts and I cannot
15:04
lie you other brothers can't
15:08
deny when a girl walks in with an itty
15:12
bitty waist and a round thing in your
15:15
face yes yes yes
15:18
yes I like big butts and I cannot lie
15:21
you other brothers can't deny oh you
15:25
laugh
15:28
oh you are you really do like big butts
15:29
don't
15:33
you oh you beautiful little
15:34
weirdo oh oh you missed it she was
15:38
laughing oh it was amazing it was
15:42
amazing it was the most beautiful
15:45
beautiful sound oh I know isn't it oh
15:47
what' you do to get her to laugh oh you
15:51
know I just couple little things I try
15:55
different just the say a little little
15:57
itsy bitsy
15:59
spider you saying baby got back didn't
16:01
you nothing else worked that girl is all
16:04
about the
16:06
[Music]
16:08
ass she sweat wet got it going like a
16:10
turbo vet so fellas yeah fellas yeah has
16:14
your girlfriend got the butt hell yeah
16:17
so shake it shake it shake it shake it
16:20
shake that nasty butt baby got back one
16:22
more time from the top I like big butts
16:26
and I cannot lie you are the
16:29
brother Rachel please that is so
16:34
[Music]
16:39
[Applause]
16:47
inappropriate look at you all sweet and
16:51
innocent sleeping like an angel with him
16:54
his chubby little hands wrapped around
16:57
here
16:58
it's okay Emma you stay
17:02
[Music]
17:04
asleep step away from the
17:06
CRI it's okay it's okay R it's me put
17:09
down the
17:12
scrunchie what are you doing well I
17:14
heard Emma stirring so so I came in to
17:16
make sure she could reach hugsy oh oh
17:18
thanks all right well now that I'm up
17:22
I'm going to go to the bathroom okay
17:25
there you go sweetie
17:26
this isn't over Joey what are you going
17:30
to do for us uh I will be doing a
17:32
dramatic reading of one of Emma's books
17:35
oh okay which one uh well it's uh one of
17:38
her
17:43
favorites Riding the Storm Out coping
17:44
with postpartum depression
17:47
ye love you
17:53
forever love you Forever by Robert Munch
17:57
published by Firefly books printed in
18:01
Mexico a mother held her new baby and
18:10
very slowly rocked him back and forth
18:13
back and forth back and forth and while
18:17
she held him she Sayang I'll love you
18:21
forever I'll like you for always as long
18:25
as as I'm living my baby you'll
18:28
be and while he rocked her he sang I
18:32
love you forever I'll like you for
18:36
always as long as I'm
18:40
living my baby you'll
18:42
be
18:47
wow that was amazing thank you so much
18:50
for that
18:54
gift I was not ready for this today
18:55
I just realized I don't care if he is
19:00
the most perfect guy in the
19:01
world it's not you yeah he's
19:03
better no he's
19:09
not and if I can't get pregnant with you
19:11
then I don't want to get pregnant by him
19:14
or anyone
19:16
else really are you sure yeah I'm sure
19:19
thank God because I don't want to do
19:23
this either you no I was just doing it
19:24
because I thought that was what you
19:27
wanted to do do you know I'm the husband
19:28
I'm supposed to bring the
19:30
sperm that is so
19:33
sweet well I love
19:36
you so you know this leaves us
19:40
with
19:43
adoption how do you feel about
19:45
that I think I feel okay about
19:49
it actually I I I think I feel really
19:52
good about
19:55
it me too
19:56
I want to find a baby that needs a home
19:59
and I want to raise it with
20:01
you and I want to mess it up in our own
20:02
specific
20:05
way so this is it we we're really going
20:08
to
20:11
adopt
20:12
yeah oh my God we're going to be parents
20:14
we are going to be great parents and it
20:17
could be soon I mean I mean think about
20:19
it right now Somewhere Out There Our
20:21
baby could be being
20:24
conceived wait if we're lucky and we're
20:26
really really really quiet we may be
20:29
able to hear the sound of a condom
20:32
breaking what do we do what do you mean
20:33
what do we do
20:35
twins
20:37
twins tayor you're panicking uh-huh join
20:39
me won't
20:43
you okay what do you say we keep one and
20:44
then just like have an option on the
20:47
other one we can't split them up why not
20:48
we could give each of them half a
20:52
medallion and then years later they'll
20:54
find each other
20:56
and be
21:00
reunited I mean that's a great day for
21:01
everybody okay what if the person who
21:04
adopts the other one is horrible what if
21:06
they're not what if it's adopted by a
21:08
king yeah because I hear the king is
21:10
looking to
21:12
adopt Monica we are not ready to have
21:14
two babies that doesn't matter we have
21:17
waited so long for this I don't care if
21:20
it's two babies I don't care if it's
21:22
three babies I don't care if the entire
21:24
cast of Eight is Enough comes out of
21:26
there
21:28
[Music]
21:29
do you think they recognize each other
21:34
from in
21:36
there maybe unless they're like two
21:37
people who've lived in apartments next
21:40
to each other for years and then one day
21:41
they're pushed through a vagina and they
21:43
meet oh look at these little bunnies I
21:52
know you ready to
21:56
TR okay
21:59
okay all right let's
22:02
see we could trade later yeah I'm
22:13
good oh my God oh my
22:17
God go
22:23
hey
22:27
hey so what is the big
22:31
[Laughter]
22:32
surprise my
22:37
God okay okay okay awkward question the
22:39
hospital knows you took two
22:41
right twins oh my God they're so cute
22:44
now what what what kinds are they are
22:48
they okay this is a boy and that's a
22:49
girl her name is
22:52
Erica hey that pregnant girl's name was
22:55
Erica
22:57
yeah it's a shame you two didn't get to
22:59
spend more time
23:01
together and we named the boy Jack after
23:03
Dad it's going to be so happy ah Jack
23:06
Bing I love that well it sounds like
23:09
like a 40s newspaper guy you know Jack
23:12
Bing morning Gazette I'm gonna I'm going
23:14
to blow this story wide
23:16
[Music]
23:20
open
23:27
歌词与翻译
[中文]
[掌声]
[音乐]
你在哪里
亲爱的，好吧，卡罗尔，我
需要你继续推动我需要我
需要对不起，我可以吗
这好吧好吧，这个房间里有几个
太多人了
即将成为一个，所以任何
不是前夫或前夫的人女同性恋生活
与你结伴
祝你们好运，祝你好运
好运，让我问你，你必须成为
卡罗尔的女同性恋生活
伴侣，嘿，你好，先生，你回来了
那些
裤子，不，这是我的
裤子哦
好吧，我能帮你什么忙，你
还有圣诞老人服装吗？
圣诞节前两天，对不起，伙计，好吧，你有什么吗
有什么圣诞礼物吗？我答应我的
儿子和我，我真的不想
让他失望，来吧，我你必须
有
一些东西，我是假期
犰狳，我是圣诞老人的朋友，他
派我来这里祝你快乐
圣诞节发生了什么圣诞老人假期
犰狳圣诞老人没空，
临近圣诞节
哦，请进来坐下，你一定
筋疲力尽，从
德克萨斯州千里迢迢而来，德克萨斯州，没错本，我是圣诞老人的
代表，代表所有南部
州和
墨西哥，但圣诞老人派我来这里给
你这些礼物，也许那位女士
会帮我这些
[掌声]
礼物哇，谢谢你，不客气，本
圣诞快乐，快乐
光明节也是你的光明节
因为我是犹太人，你也是我
因为犰狳也曾在
沙漠中徘徊哦天啊B你着火了我
知道还有一分你能做到
别碰我，别碰她，向左走
走，向右走，向右走，我可以，我可以，
，你不行吗，
的儿子[音乐]
，
[音乐]
哦，嗨，本，别看
机器，所以在这里，你
，就像昨天我在那个小培养皿中
说话一样。
[笑声]
菜，每个人都说分娩是我做过的最难的
件事，但他们
错了，这是
好吧，我和你们在一起玩得很开心
伙计们，我希望我能带你们回家，
每天都能见到你们
但好吧，我会满足于成为你们
最喜欢的
阿姨，我知道爱丽丝的姐姐有一个游泳池
但你活了下来
我很好，所以我们很酷
是的，我们会
很棒的一点高
[音乐]
[音乐]
如果你要
哭泣，毫无问题地照顾你
呵呵，你们感到安全吧，好吧，我
会把那个吐泡泡当作是的，我
好吧，让我们把这个脏的
尿布丢掉，莱西，我会给你准备一个漂亮的
干净的
一个，好吧，对不起，我不是故意
吓到你的，我只是需要把它清理干净
好吧，因为我们在
莫妮卡家，我把它弄坏了
这就是事情进展顺利的方式
很好，为什么只有你们两个人
莱斯在哪里，你不能回答
莱斯是你吗？莱斯利 莱斯利现在会是
你的第一个
字的好时光，看看
你嘿，你有点淘气
我的天哪，你太淘气了
好吧，它会
干说，你现在和你的兄弟和
姐妹坐在一起，他们不在
那里
嘿，你感觉怎么样，让我们说
，kog将完全装备好
在12到14小时内再次摧毁宇宙
好吧，所以我完全独自照顾
婴儿，我给他们洗澡
，让他们上床睡觉并受到保护
他们来自
龙卷风
天哪，我知道婴儿们
睡着了，但这里发生了什么事，我自己
照顾了这些婴儿
我自己的公寓是
菲比
胜利的背景， 胜利并不重要
事实上，菲比照顾了
婴儿
她自己你是对的你是对的我
不应该惊慌，因为这就是
当你和我
生孩子时会是什么样子
菲比，你能看看这个
我们这里一团糟
去吧，她颠倒了，但她来了
她来了 上帝啊我的上帝啊我的上帝
她在这里
哦她是完美的哦
哇哦，她这么
很小
她去哪儿了
他们只是包裹
她，好吧，小心她
她真的
很小，她
[音乐]
是
你谢谢你从
我出来，我知道
[音乐]
哦哦，她正在看着
我，我知道
你我们有名字吗
现在没关系，我们就叫她
女婴绿色哦不女婴吉尔
绿色
你好女婴，她是这样的
美丽哦我的
上帝她
太棒了哦我很高兴你们
喝醉了并进行了
性爱，这太不可思议了，我的意思是一分钟
她在你体内，然后47小时
之后在这里她
她看起来如此
真的你知道我的意思好吧轮到我
轮到我了B哦宝贝哦你太可爱了哦我
可以捏捏你的小
头我
不会发生什么事吧，我
抱歉，我只是无法停止哭泣
医生说这是完全正常的
所有荷尔蒙加上你，你的睡眠被剥夺了
，所以你们都被剥夺了睡眠
被剥夺了，我没有看到你哭泣，因为你
把拖鞋穿错了
脚哦上帝现在我怎么了
重温
所以你知道你要叫她什么吗
哦，等一下，这不是
会是个女婴，我以为那是
所以
原来，呃，实际上我们已经有了
两个名字，是的，你知道吗
我爱他们两个，所以你为什么不
选一个呢？
一切顺利
嗯，好吧，呃
大家
这是
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伊莎贝拉
那不是她
名字，我很抱歉她只是觉得
不像伊莎贝拉，另一个是什么
罗斯和德利拉哦，太棒了，除非她
听起来像圣经
所以我想我们又回到了呃宝贝
女孩
是的，我们要做什么
好吧，亲爱的，你会找到一个名字哦，很容易
让你说你已经知道了
你的孩子的名字会是你做的
是的，我从
14岁起就已经给他们选好了哦，不，它将以
一些零食或烘焙食品命名
它很好地告诉我们它们是什么，嗯，如果
是男孩，那就是丹尼尔，如果是
女孩，我不想说，哦，不要告诉
我们我不会想要
没关系
这是
艾玛
艾玛明白我不想
这需要
她显然是艾玛哦亲爱的
但你会喜欢这个
名字是的我爱你
此外你知道什么都没有
所以我完蛋了好不好
超级不在家，但是嘿，你知道吗
...
分钟后我妈妈会来，她有钥匙，我不能，我
等不了那么久，你必须做
有什么东西把门敲下来我会
但我瘀伤像一颗
桃子，除了你知道一切都会好起来的
宝宝睡着了
如果她从摇篮里跳出来怎么办
无法抬起自己的头，但是是的
跳了哦天啊我离开了水
跑步R你没有离开水
跑步请振作起来
好吧，等等我把炉子离开了
你自从
1996年以来就没有做饭了，因为如果
窗户打开了鸟可以飞进去
天啊你知道我在想什么
你是对的我想你知道
听听一只鸽子不不等等不
没有一只老鹰飞
落在炉子上并着火
婴儿看到这个跳过
公寓到强大的鸟帮助
自我，但误解了这是一种行为
的攻击性并抓住婴儿及其
天赋，同时水龙头将
公寓注满水，婴儿和小鸟仍然
火焰被锁定在死亡之握中
围绕着充满
...
公寓男孩的漩涡旋转，你会感到抱歉
如果这是
真的嗨，我刚刚把菲比
穿好衣服来迎接迈克的父母，她
太紧张了，猜猜我
今天让艾玛笑了啥，我
错过了它，因为我正在给那个愚蠢的
改造，是的，它就像
嬉皮士做
真正的小人笑一样，
就像
嗯，只是不令人毛骨悚然，是的，
你做了什么她笑了，我嗯，我
实际上唱了，我包裹了嗯，宝贝得到了
你
你给我们的宝贝女儿唱的
歌曲，讲述了一个喜欢与
的男人，但你知道如果你
屁股大的女人发生性关系
对此有什么想法，它实际上促进了
健康呃身体
的形象，因为即使是大屁股或呃，多汁的
双打
请不要把她从
我身边带走，好吧，请为妈妈笑
请为妈妈笑
妈妈不好笑，嗯，是吗
只是令人反感的新奇说唱
或者也许只是你知道一般的说唱
因为妈妈可以
说唱我的名字是妈妈，我在这里说
所有的婴儿都是哦，我不能
说唱好吧
亲爱的，这只是因为我非常爱
你，我知道你不会
告诉
任何人
我
喜欢大屁股，我不能
撒谎，当一个女孩带着小屁股走进来时，其他兄弟不能
否认
小腰和你的
脸上有一个圆圆的东西是是是是
是的我喜欢大屁股，我不能撒谎
你们其他兄弟不能否认哦你
笑
哦你是你真的喜欢大屁股
不
你哦你漂亮的小
怪人哦哦你错过了她是
笑哦，太棒了，
太棒了，这是最美丽的
美丽的声音哦，我知道不是吗哦
你做了什么让她笑哦，你
知道我只是做了一些小事，我尝试
不同，只是说一点点
它的小东西
蜘蛛你说宝贝回来了没有
你没有别的工作，那个女孩就是
关于
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她的屁股湿透了，就像
涡轮兽医所以伙计们是的伙计们是的
你的女朋友屁股地狱是的
所以摇动它摇动它摇动它摇动它
摇动那个讨厌的屁股宝贝回来了
更多时间从顶部我喜欢大屁股
我不能撒谎，你是
雷切尔兄弟拜托，就是这样
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[掌声]
不恰当地看着你们甜蜜而
天真的和他一起睡得像个天使
他胖乎乎的小手搂着
在这里
没关系艾玛，你留下来
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睡着了远离
CRI没关系没关系R 是我把
放在
发圈上，你好吗？我
听到艾玛在搅拌，所以我进来了
确保她能拥抱哦哦
谢谢，现在我起来了
我要去洗手间了，好吧
你去吧，亲爱的
这还没有结束，乔伊你要去做什么
为我们做的事情呃，我将戏剧性地阅读艾玛的一本书
...
哦，好吧，呃，好吧，这是
她的
最喜欢的《乘风破浪》应对
产后抑郁症
你爱你
永远爱你
罗伯特·蒙克的《永远爱你》 由萤火虫出版
墨西哥一位母亲抱着她的新生婴儿，
非常缓慢地前后摇晃他
来回摇晃，而
她抱着他，她说我会爱你
永远我会永远喜欢你
就像我还活着我的孩子一样，你会
当他摇晃她时，他唱着我
永远爱你，只要我还
永远喜欢你，你会
活在我的孩子里，我就会
成为
哇，太棒了，太感谢你了
送给我的
礼物，我今天还没准备好
我刚刚意识到我不在乎他是不是
这个
世界上最完美的人，不是你，是的，他
更好，不他
不是，如果我不能怀上你
，那么我不想怀上他
或任何人
否则你真的确定是的，我确定
感谢上帝，因为我不想做
这要么你不，我只是这样做
因为我认为那是你
想做的你知道我是丈夫吗
我应该带
精子，它是如此
甜蜜，我爱
你，所以你知道这让我们
有了
收养，你觉得怎么样
我觉得我感觉很好
实际上我我我觉得我真的
很好
我也是
我想找到一个需要一个家的婴儿
我想和
一起提出这个问题，你和我想以我们自己的
特定的
方式搞砸它，所以这就是我们真正要
去
收养
是的天哪，我们将成为父母
我们将成为伟大的父母，
可能很快我的意思是我的意思是我的意思是现在就考虑一下
在某个地方在那里，我们的
宝宝可能正在
怀上，等等，如果我们幸运的话，我们
真的真的真的很安静，我们可能
能够听到避孕套的声音
打破我们该怎么办你是什么意思
我们该怎么做
双胞胎
双胞胎tayor你很恐慌啊哈加入
我不会
你说好吧，我们保留一个和
然后就像在
另一个上有一个选择，我们不能把他们分开为什么不
我们可以给他们每人半个
奖章，然后几年后他们会
找到彼此
并
重聚我的意思是这对
每个人来说都是美好的一天，如果那个人怎么办？
收养另一个太可怕了，如果
如果被
国王收养的话就不是了，是的，因为我听说国王
希望
收养莫妮卡，我们还没准备好
两个孩子，没关系，我们
等了这么久，我不在乎
是两个孩子，我不在乎，如果是
三个孩子，我不在乎如果《八就够了》的整个
演员阵容都出自
那里
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你认为他们在
那里也许除非他们像两个
中认识彼此吗
人一样住在公寓里
多年，然后有一天
他们被推入阴道，他们
相遇了哦看看这些小兔子我
知道你准备好
TR好吧
好吧好吧让我们
看看我们稍后可以交易是的我
很好哦我的上帝哦我的
上帝去
嘿
嘿那么什么是大
[笑声]
给我一个惊喜
上帝好吧好吧尴尬的问题
医院知道你怀了两对
双胞胎，天啊，他们太可爱了
现在他们是什么品种
他们好吧，这是一个男孩，那是一个
女孩，她的名字是
艾丽卡，嘿，那个怀孕女孩的名字是
艾丽卡
是的，很遗憾你们两个没有
花更多时间
我们一起给这个男孩取名为杰克
爸爸，这会很幸福啊杰克
Bing 我很喜欢，听起来就像
就像一个 40 多岁的报纸人，你知道杰克
Bing 早间公报我要
把这个故事广泛传播
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重点词汇
开始练习
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ex-husband ˌɛks hʌzˈbænd A2 |
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lesbian ˈlɛzbiən A2 |
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outfit ˈaʊtfɪt A1 |
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Christmas ˈkrɪsməs A1 |
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exhausted ɪɡˈzɔːstɪd A2 |
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representative ˌrɛprɪˈzɛntətɪv B1 |
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mischievous mɪˈstʃɪvəs B1 |
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triumph ˈtrɪʌmf B1 |
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hormones ˈhɔːrmoʊnz B1 |
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postpartum poʊstˈpɑːrtəm B2 |
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adoption əˈdɒpʃən B1 |
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conceived kənˈsiːvd B2 |
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bassinet bəˈsɪnɪt B2 |
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stove stoʊv A1 |
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eagle ˈiːɡəl A1 |
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condom ˈkɒndɒm B1 |
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twins twɪnz A1 |
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重点语法结构
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where have you been long story honey all right Carol I need you to keep pushing
➔ 现在完成进行时 (have been)
➔ “where have you been” 使用现在完成进行时，强调从过去开始的动作与现在仍然相关。
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I'm the holiday armadillo, I'm a friend of Santa and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas
➔ 关系从句中的现在时
➔ 这句话在关系从句“who sent me here”中使用现在时，描述一个一般真理或习惯性动作。
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because armadillos also wandered in the desert
➔ 一般过去时 (wandered)
➔ “wandered” 使用一般过去时，描述过去完成的动作。
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I know one more score to go you can do it
➔ 一般将来时 (will)
➔ “you can do it” 暗示未来的能力或鼓励，使用一般将来时。
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I wish I could take you home and see you every day
➔ 过去虚拟语气 (wish + could)
➔ “wish + could” 表达过去不切实际或不可能的愿望。
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I fed them, bathed them, and put them to bed
➔ 包含多个动作的一般过去时
➔ 这句话使用逗号列举过去完成的多个动作。
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I don't care if it's two babies, I don't care if it's three babies
➔ 条件从句 (if)
➔ 这句话使用条件从句表达假设情况。
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we named the boy Jack after Dad
➔ 表示原因的一般过去时 (after)
➔ “after Dad” 解释了为什么给男孩取名杰克。
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