hey hi hey oh what's the matter
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well you know that psychic I see yeah
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well she told me that I'm going to die
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this week so I'm kind of bummed about
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that what yeah and I know you guys don't
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know a lot about psychic readings but
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that one is pretty much the worst one
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get babbe that's crazy I can't believe
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she would say that to you yeah you honey
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you don't believe her do you I don't she
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you know said that I'd have triplets but
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she also said one of them would be black
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oh just out of curiosity did she tell
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you how you're going to go no cuz she
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didn't tell me I was going to die till
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the very end of the session and I was
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not going to waste a whole other hour
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there I mean I've only got a week left
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you know I've really got to start living
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now hey hey phep you're still
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alive how are you feeling oh so
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exhausting waiting for
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death oh by the way do you think
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you phes what are you doing I Was
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preparing you for my de didn't you think
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I was dead did that not come
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off oh yeah scared the hell out of me I
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thought we'd lost you
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forever pH do you want to lie down yeah
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thanks and listen can you do me a favor
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could you just um wake me up in a couple
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hours you know if you can
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Hey Hey listen to this my reading was
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wrong I'm not going to die really how do
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you know because my psychic is
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dead she must have read the cards wrong
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oh I'm sorry better her than
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me hey let's B cookies you can wear this
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okay I'm setting the phone PH
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here just don't go anywhere I'm still
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here don't don't switch or anything cuz
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I'm I'm right here just one
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sec one sec one second wait one second
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just what Monica I'm
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scared that's that's a sleeve okay and
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we also have speaker phone please stay
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on the line your call is in important to
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us hey wait you got to hang up cuz we're
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going to be late thank you for your
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patience you're the next caller yes yes
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I'm the next caller you're going to have
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hey can you take a duck and a chick to
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theater of course not okay I just wanted
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them to hear it from somebody
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else okay okay you here come here here
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okay you're going to take this tray
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you're going to stand on this yellow
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Mark you're going to move on action
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you're going to walk over to the
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operating table you're going to stop on
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that blue Mark you're going to put the
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tray down don't walk too fast but don't
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action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
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sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah
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well don't be okay that
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action hey you know what don't worry
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about it Fe usually takes me three takes
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hey hey so what' he say uh well he can
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be a little rough around the edges so
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I'm going to replace a word he used a
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puppy Okay so he said if your puppy
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friend doesn't get her puppy act
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together I am going to fire her mother
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ass I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just
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not an actor that's right you're not
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you're a nurse your nurse with Trey Joey
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no no nurse with Trey doesn't know Joey
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she doesn't have time for friends she
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gets in that operating room and she
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carries that tray to the doctor because
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if she doesn't people die who
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dies man with eye patch well you get in
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there and you do your job yes doctor
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okay okay let's try this one more time
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hang in there man with ey patch your
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action yes I did it I nailed it w what's
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next the rest of the
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scene okay from the top people find the
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waxine and linen strips to legum number
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okay grasp one of the linen strips by
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its easy grab Tab and pull it off in one
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quick pain-free motion
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painfree no it was painful oh my God
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they should call it pain Zine now it's a
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wax well the girls in the satin itis on
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the commercial don't seem to think it's
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that bad that's because their nerves are
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probably deadened from being so stupid
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but hey you know if you don't believe me
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guest ow ow ow ow oh my God now aren't
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you glad we didn't start with the bikini
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strips all right it's okay it's
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okay we were just waxing our legs
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off for your information this happens to
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be a pain like no man will ever
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experience yeah well I don't think you
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can make that statement unless you've
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been kicked in an area the God only
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meant to be treated
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nicely I think women just have a lower
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threshold for pain than men that's all I
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mean come on it's just a little
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mature okay f fine so now what I just
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right I have to tie my shoe so you go
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ahead I'll catch up okay
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okay come on that's not running let's
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go you guys I'm telling you when she
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runs she looks like a cross between
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Kermit the Frog and the $6 billion man
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Monica had such a crush on him that she
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used to kiss his poster every night
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before she went to bed oh I used to do
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that too did you also have his album
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It's Not Easy Being
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man so Phoebe runs weird huh yeah yeah
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you know what and and I know she's going
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to want to run again I just don't I
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don't know how to get out of it I mean I
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live with her why don't you just be
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straight with her tell her the truth
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you're right you're right I should just
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tell her the truth hey hey hey F Monica
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trip me I don't think I can ever run
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ever why why would you do that I don't
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know Rachel I'm I'm sorry that I hurt
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your ankles ankle we'll
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oh yeah uhhuh it's me I saw you grab
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your running shoes this morning and
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sneak out you lied so you could run by
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yourself no no Phoebe no I was no you
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know what I was I was actually just
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checking to see if I could run and I can
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please Rachel I am not an idiot no wait
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baby hey baby can I talk to you for a
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second sure okay um
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I phoei look I just wanted to say that
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I'm sorry okay I handled the situation
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horribly and and I should not have lied
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you so what should you have done well I
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I should have told you the truth uhhuh
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is well you know the reason that I
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didn't want to go running with you is
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because um well you know the way that
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you run is just a little
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so well it's embarrassing people were
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looking at us like we were crazy why do
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you care because they're
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people but people that you don't know
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and will'll never see again yes but
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still they are people with
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eyes well I didn't get embarrassed
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miss but oh okay no no I can see why
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running with me would be embarrassing to
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you yeah okay you're uptight what I I am
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uptight I'm am not uptight
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man that's okay Rachel I'm not judging
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you that's just who you are me I'm more
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free you know I run like I did when I
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was a kid because that's the only way
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it's fun you know I mean didn't you ever
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run so fast you thought your legs were
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going to fall off you know like when you
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were like running towards the swings or
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are running away from
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Satan the neighbor's
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dog I'm so sorry you right this feels
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great see and you don't care if people
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are staring it's just for a second cuz
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then you're gone yeah I mean it's
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amazing I feel so free and So
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Graceful hey look out for the
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horse oh my God how did you get back
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oh hi officer fireman can can I help you
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you found your fire alarm in the trash
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shoot mhm that's not mine yes it is how
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do you know the next time you want to
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dump a fire alarm in the trash shoot
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don't wrapping in a blanket that says
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property of Phoebe buet not
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Monica okay do you okay do you have a
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search warrant because the last time I
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checked this was still
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America please reattach this it's
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against the law to disconnect them fine
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but please God tell me how to stop it
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from going off just press the reset
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button under the plastic cup there's a
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reset button oh thank you thank you
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there's a resep button my
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God why didn't I see
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that reset button reset button where's
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our reset button oh here it is
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you know what I'm thinking oh
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how it's been so long since you've had
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sex you're wondering if they've changed
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it no although now that's what I'm
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thinking all right so what were you
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thinking well I was thinking that you
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gave the guy Such Great Haircuts I
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thought maybe you'd like to do mine oh
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no why not because I'm just I'm
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incredibly anal and an unbelievable
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control freak no you're not I know I'm
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not but you are and I was trying to
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feelings you know it's funny last time
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Paula was here my ha was so much shorter
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and cuter all right okay but but you
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have to promise that you will not be all
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like controlly and bossy and all you
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it I promise all right let's see now
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some of you are going to get cut and
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aren't but I promise none of you will
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all right that's it I Quit what I didn't
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say anything yeah but this isn't the
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face of a person who trusts a person
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okay this is the face of a person who
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you know doesn't trust a
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person I'm sorry sorry Phoebe it's just
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well just a little shorter than what we
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had discussed would you relax I know
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what I am doing this is how he wears
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it how who wears it Dei
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Mo Demi Moore is not a he well he was a
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he in Arthur and in
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Dan that's dudle more I said I wanted it
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like demim more oh oh oh my god oh oh my
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God oh my God I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
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sorry which one is demor she's the
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actress there was in disclosure and
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decent proposal ghost oh oh she's got
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she it's too soon to
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tell she's resting which is a good
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sign how's the hair I'm not going to lie
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to you Ross it doesn't look
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good I put a clip on one side which
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seems to have stopped the
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curling well can we see you your hair
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looks too good I think it would upset
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her Ross why don't you come on in hi
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hi today we're going to start with some
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songs about Barnyard
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animals oh the cow in the M goes moo oh
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the cow in the metal goes moo then the
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farmer hits him on the head and grinds
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him up and that's how we get hamburgers
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chicken don't you think you've had
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enough to drink I'm just helping the
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kids how is you drinking helping the
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kids because the more I drink the less
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there is for the kids to
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drink hey R somebody got your shoes no
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God oh oh These are my rat
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babies yeah we have rat babies
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now you brought rats to my birthday
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party so this is what a stroke feels
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like I had to bring them we killed their
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mother they're our responsibility now
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you know they require constant care you
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should know that Rachel you're a
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mother are you comparing Maring my
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daughter to a rat no seven
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rats I think we should take them home we
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need to feed them why why you're going
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to leave my party to take care of a box
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of rats well I'm sorry Rachel but I'm
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not like you okay not everyone can
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holidays hello and merry Christmas oh
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thank you sir here's some
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Joy hey want to see how it's going it's
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going okay oh good here let me help you
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wow is that a new SED jacket it looks
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guess just get your nails
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done yes baby but this is all I have
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okay okay thanks happy holidays here's
17:50
you thank you happy holidays and wait
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you can't take the the money out I'm
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making change I need change for the bus
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but can't you leave the dollar this
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money's for the poor I'm poor I got to
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bus okay season's greetings and
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everything but still bite me
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Blondie oh I'm going to give him
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something besides Joy
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just Bronte sisters were really
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remarkable women for their time they
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lived in a patriarchal society sorry I'm
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so PHS what is the book about I thought
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you said you read it in high school well
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yeah but then I remembered I started it
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and then there was this pep rally and I
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was I was on top of the pyramid but
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anyway um what's the book about okay
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it's this tragic love story between
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Kathy and heathcliffe and um it takes
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place on these like really creepy Moors
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in England which I think represent the
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wildness of heathcliff's character I
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how would you characterize the theme of
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this book uh let's see Rachel
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Green um well I would have to say that
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it's a it's a tragic love story well
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that's sort of a given but yes anyone
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symbolism and uh the the uh wildness of
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the Moors which I think is is mirrored
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in the wildness of uh heathcliff's
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character excellent what Rachel is
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here you completely stole my answer what
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honey that was pretty obvious well how
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would you know you didn't even read
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it what do you think uh you and the blue
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shirt I think that um yours is a
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question with many possible answers
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would you care to venture one would you
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one are you just repeating what I'm
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saying are you just repeating what I'm
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saying hi hey hey so what's the final
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head count on my baby shower about 20 a
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couple people from work who had
20:19
something else to do also both of your
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sister's called and neither can make it
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what you mean they're not coming to a
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social event where there's no men and no
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shocking well I don't care as long as my
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mom's here oh my God your mother what my
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mom's not going to be here well given
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that we forgot to invite her it would be
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an awfully big coincidence if she
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was my god well if it wasn't my fault
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Phoebe was in charge of the invitations
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well I don't I don't have a mother so
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often I forget that other people give it
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rest so my mother is not coming to my
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mine you know what don't worry okay
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we'll take care of it we'll call her you
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just go home and get ready please make
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sure she comes it's really important to
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me I mean it's my mom I know I know
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what's her number I don't
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know go I have my book
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go wait a minute if you're in charge of
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the invitations why am I the one who has
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a call her hello Mrs Green hi uh it's
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Monica Geller oh hello Monica hi um I
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know this is last minute but we we've
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decided to throw an impromptu baby
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shower for rachal today I know my
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daughters told me about it when they
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received their impromptu invitations a
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ago I'm sorry I'm I'm so sorry for what
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dear for not inviting me or for lying
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it oh my God my ass is
21:50
sweating please please can you come it's
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4:00 well all right I'll see you at 4:00
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you isn't it at 3:00 son of a he
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Hi listen can we watch cartoons on your
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television we need a porn break we spent
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the last two hours watching in and out
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again so why don't you just turn it off
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because then we'd be the guys who turned
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porn oh good you're here hi hi what you
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got here oh this well I'm glad you
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asked now don't you hate it when you
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have to cut a tin can with an ordinary
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Knife now I know what you're thinking
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pregnant woman slays
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four bab they didn't make you pay for
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those knives did they no are you sure no
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no honey you're not going to make enough
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money to help Frank and Alice just by
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selling knives no no I know that but I
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just need to make enough money for the
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second part of my plan what's the second
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part of your plan my Saturn
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