I've had a really good time tonight you
00:00
know I rarely connect with someone this
00:02
much on the first
00:04
date me
00:07
neither I I've had a really good time
00:10
too you
00:13
know are you going to eat that
00:15
bread oh I I just like the
00:18
smell you make me
00:24
laugh would you like to move over to the
00:28
couch
00:30
[Music]
00:31
mhm maybe I'll just turn down the lights
00:36
a
00:38
little how about all the
00:39
way
00:42
okay wow cool poster or should I say gy
00:50
poster so uh yeah where were
00:57
we are those your teeth
01:06
oh you you can see them huh yes they're
01:11
insanely white I I did that for
01:15
you what's the matter with you what's
01:21
the matter with me you've got a black
01:24
light It's
01:26
1999 oh my God God the pages are stuck
01:28
together
01:32
[Laughter]
01:35
Chandler oh my God she she made half an
01:40
English trifle
01:43
and half a shepherd's
01:46
[Applause]
01:51
pie yeah this is so good that I'm going
01:58
to go enjoy it on the
02:00
balcony so I can enjoy the view whilst I
02:03
enjoy my
02:07
dessert I'm going to call my friend Mary
02:09
and tell her how good this is from
02:12
Monica's room I'll help you
02:14
dial and I'm going to go into the
02:18
bathroom so I can look at it in the
02:19
mirror as I eat
02:21
it okay now what was that all about is
02:25
it does it not taste good let me try
02:28
this no
02:29
[Laughter]
02:30
no oh
02:35
gone so
02:39
good maybe chanler has some
02:41
left it tastes like
02:47
feet I like
02:51
it are you kidding what's not the like
02:56
custard good Jam good meat
02:59
good so a bird just grabbed it and
03:06
then and then tried to fly away with it
03:11
and and then just dropped it on the
03:15
street yes but if it's any consolation
03:19
before the bird dropped it he seemed to
03:22
enjoy
03:24
it hi hey I hear that you and Joshua are
03:25
going out to dinner with Ross and Emily
03:29
and I think that's I think that's really
03:30
cool yeah Rael I think you're handling
03:32
that really
03:34
well handling it even handling it
03:35
there's nothing to handle you know maybe
03:38
I would have a problem with this if it
03:40
wasn't for me and
03:42
Joshua you know they're not going to get
03:44
married
03:45
anyway what come on they rushed into
03:46
this thing so fast it's ridiculous I
03:50
mean they're going to be engaged for
03:52
like what a year and somewhere along the
03:53
way one of them is going to realize what
03:56
they've done and they're going to call
03:58
the whole thing on
03:59
I'm telling you you're going to be
04:00
dancing at my wedding before you're
04:01
dancing at theirs yeah well I don't
04:02
dance at
04:04
weddings why not because weddings are a
04:05
great place to meet women and when I
04:08
dance I look like
04:09
[Applause]
04:15
this hey man
04:22
hey so what are you guys doing four
04:25
weeks from today nothing nothing nothing
04:27
I
04:30
am
04:32
free great because Emily and I are
04:35
getting married in a
04:37
month what yep in a month yeah you mean
04:39
you mean 30 days yeah from now
04:43
yeah that's great where's Rachel she and
04:47
Phoebe took the stripper to the
04:51
hospital did you know Chandler kiss
04:55
Rachel what when when was this
04:57
1987 the weekend you guys visited me at
05:01
school oh my God that's wild yeah but it
05:04
was like a million years ago so it
05:07
doesn't matter well it matters to me why
05:09
because the night you kissed Rachel was
05:11
the night I kissed Rachel for the very
05:13
first time you kissed her that night too
05:15
two guys in one night wow I thought she
05:18
became a sled after she got her nose
05:20
fixed seriously where did this happen
05:24
Okay after you told me she was passed
05:26
out in our room I went in there to make
05:29
sure she was all right she was lying on
05:31
my bed all buried in people's coats well
05:33
I I went to kiss her on the forehead you
05:36
know but it was so dark I accidentally
05:38
got her lips I I started to pull away
05:40
but then I I felt her start to kiss me
05:42
back it was only for a second but it was
05:44
amazing and now now I find out that you
05:47
kissed her first oh wait what bed did
05:50
you say she was on mine I'm pretty sure
05:52
I put her on my bed no she was
05:55
definitely on my bed why would I kiss a
05:57
girl and then put put her on your
05:59
bed well then who was on my bed oh oh
06:01
oh no no
06:07
no you were under the pile of coats I
06:11
was the pile of
06:14
coat oh my
06:19
God you are my midnight mystery
06:22
kisser you were my first kiss with
06:26
Rachel
06:29
you were my first kiss
06:31
ever what did I marry into we're going
06:35
to split it you take half and I take
06:38
half well that's not fair you've already
06:39
had some well oh then not you know what
06:40
I think Monica would be very interested
06:42
to know that you called her cheesecake
06:44
dry and Meely what do we use to split it
06:46
okay all right pick a half okay well
06:51
this side looks bigger M uh
06:56
there's more crust on this side yeah so
07:00
maybe if I measure oh for God sake just
07:04
pick a piece all right pick that so the
07:06
smaller
07:08
piece okay there you go enjoy your half
07:11
my friend but that is it no sharing no
07:14
switching and don't come crying to me if
07:18
you eat your piece too fast
07:21
oh all right you got to give me some of
07:32
your piece oh no no no switching no
07:34
sharing don't come crying to
07:38
me I may just sit here and have my cake
07:40
all day just sit here in the hallway and
07:43
eat
07:46
[Music]
07:48
my oh y look there's a piece that
07:53
doesn't have floor on it stick to your
07:55
side come on now
07:57
all right what are we having took care
08:11
of everything thanks a lot
08:13
co-host wait a minute take care of
08:16
everything there's there's plenty of
08:18
things for you to do uhhuh like
08:20
what
08:22
cups Cups you're giving me cups and ice
08:25
cups and Ice oh I get to be in charge of
08:30
Cups and Ice all
08:32
right fine okay I will be in charge of
08:35
Cups and Ice wait a minute I can get ice
08:38
at the restaurant I got it
08:40
[Music]
08:43
mine hey check it out um cup hat cup
08:45
Banner cup Chandelier and the thing that
08:49
started it all the
08:51
cup great job with the cups
08:54
feves why don't you just go out with
08:57
her and did you notice the ice look we
09:01
have it all we have crushed cubed and
09:04
dry watch
09:08
a
09:10
mystical I it no one's eating my tus and
09:16
finger food because they're all filling
09:19
up on Fe snow cones there snow cones
09:20
snow
09:23
cones you go go thank thank you
09:26
[Music]
09:29
my God these pants I'm burning
09:35
up come on she wants to snuggle now what
09:40
is she trying to kill me it's like a
09:44
volcano in
09:46
here are you hot
09:48
no okay let just be me then
09:51
that was just the pants on the
10:08
couch um hey do you do you mind if I use
10:12
your bathroom oh go ahead thanks
10:15
a hey my favorite part's coming up
10:57
okay oh my
11:18
[Music]
11:22
God hello Joey it's Ross I need some
11:24
help uh Chandler's not here well you can
11:28
help
11:31
me okay listen I'm in Elizabeth's
11:33
bathroom
11:37
nice no I I got really hot in my leather
11:39
pants so I took them off but they must
11:42
have shrunk from the the sweat or
11:44
something or or my legs expanded from
11:46
the heat I but I I can't get them back
11:49
on Joe I
11:52
can't that is quite a situation
11:55
uh do you see any like powder what
12:01
powder yeah yeah I have powder good good
12:04
okay sprinkle some of that on your legs
12:07
it'll absorb some of the moisture and
12:09
then you can get your pants back on yeah
12:10
hold yeah hold on
12:12
they're not coming on
12:36
man um you see any uh oh
12:39
Vaseline I I see lotion I have lotion
12:43
will that work yeah sure throw some of
12:47
that on there hold on
12:49
Ross you okay they're still they're
13:06
still not coming on man and the lotion
13:09
and the powder have made a
13:11
paste
13:15
really uh what color is
13:17
it what difference does that make well
13:20
I'm just if the paste matches the pants
13:24
you can make yourself a pair of paste
13:26
pants and you won't know do
13:28
Joey do you have a minute dude what am I
13:31
uh Rachel's here so good luck man let me
13:34
know how it works
13:36
out oh Joey I have such a problem uh
13:38
well your timing couldn't be better I am
13:43
putting out fires all over the place
13:45
today Ross um you've been in there for a
13:49
long time I'm starting to get kind of
13:53
freaked out all right I'm coming
13:56
out hey can you turn the lights
14:01
off no let's just leave the lights
14:05
on oh my
14:19
God I had a problem all right I took the
14:22
quiz and it turns out I do put career
14:26
before men
14:28
get up what you're in my seat how is
14:32
this your
14:37
seat cuz I was sitting there but then
14:40
you
14:43
left well it's not like I went to
14:44
Spain I went to the bathroom you knew I
14:47
was coming back what's the big deal sit
14:49
somewhere else the big deal is I was
14:52
sitting there last so it's my
14:54
seat well actually the last place you
14:57
were sitting was in there
15:00
so you guys you know what you know what
15:02
it doesn't matter because you both have
15:05
to go get dressed before the big vein in
15:07
my head pops so all right Ross I just
15:08
have to do one thing really quickly it's
15:11
not a big deal get
15:13
up all right fine you know what we'll
15:17
both sit in the chair fine with
15:19
me I'm so
15:24
comfortable me too in fact I think I
15:27
might be a little too comfortable all
15:32
right okay look we have 19 minutes okay
15:37
Chandler I want you to go and change
15:39
okay and then when you come back Joey
15:41
will go change and he'll have vacated
15:43
the chair okay okay all right fine I'm
15:45
going when I get back it's chair City
15:48
and I'm the guy who's sitting in a
15:51
chair all right you will notice that I
15:56
am fully dressed I in turn have noticed
15:59
that you are not so in the words of AA
16:02
mil get out of my chair deal
16:05
hole
16:10
okay what are you doing well you said I
16:19
had to give you the chair you didn't see
16:21
anything about the
16:23
cushions the cushions are the essence of
16:24
the chair that's right I'm taking the
16:26
essence
16:28
he'll be
16:31
back there's nobody in the
16:32
room where's my underwear who whoa whoa
16:37
whoa come on come on what you took his
16:40
underwear he took my Essence okay hold
16:42
on Joey why why can't you just wear the
16:45
underwear you're wearing now cuz I'm not
16:48
wearing any underwear
16:50
now okay um then why do you have to wear
16:53
underwear tonight it's a rented tux okay
16:55
not to go commando on another man's
16:58
fatigue well then it looks like
17:03
somebody's going to have to give
17:05
somebody back his
17:06
cushions okay you hide my clothes I'm
17:07
going to do the exact opposite to
17:10
you what are you what are you going to
17:14
show me my clothes hey
17:16
opposite is
17:19
opposite he's got nothing
17:22
okay buddy boy here it
17:34
is you hide my clothes I'm wearing
17:36
everything you
17:39
own oh my
17:40
God that is so not the opposite of
17:44
taking somebody's
17:46
underwear look at me I'm Chandler could
17:47
I be wearing any more
17:50
clothes maybe if I wasn't going commando
17:54
m
17:58
yeah I'll tell you it's hot with all
18:01
this stuff on I uh I better not do any I
18:03
don't know
18:06
lunges I'm going to stop you right there
18:09
Linda okay does it look like this is my
18:13
first time huh now I want four twos and
18:16
I want them all on my
18:20
back okay
18:23
wait a minute there's two sets of
18:39
nozzles which one is it which which
18:40
which which one is it [ __ ] son of a
18:43
[Music]
18:52
[ __ ] dude it's Chandler let me in go
18:55
away I don't want to see anybody I know
19:00
I went to the tanning place and the same
19:04
thing happened to me you have to let me
19:05
in
19:07
really did you count
19:08
mississippily you you're not tan no I
19:13
just had to get a picture of
19:16
this I'll see you later pass the cheese
19:18
please my God you can't even look at me
19:27
can you
19:30
nope hey it's BBE we can talk to
19:33
BBE no I'm I'm too depressed to talk
19:37
I'll give you $1,000 to talk to
19:41
us hey you guys what do what do you
19:43
think about making that beach trip an
19:46
annual thing
19:47
no all right that's it you guys what
19:49
happened out there what we took a walk
19:51
nothing happened I came back with
19:55
nothing all over me
19:57
me come on what happened
19:59
Joey all right no Joey we sore we'd
20:02
never tell they'll never
20:06
understand we have to say something we
20:11
have to get it out it's eating me
20:14
alive Monica got stung by a jellyfish
20:18
all
20:21
right all right
20:24
I got
20:30
stung stung
20:32
bad I couldn't stand I I couldn't walk
20:36
we were 2 miles from the
20:41
house we scared and
20:44
alone we didn't think we could make
20:46
it I was in too much pain and I was
20:53
tired from digging the huge hole
20:56
[Applause]
21:00
and then Joey remembered
21:01
something I'd seen this thing on the
21:04
Discovery Channel wait a minute I saw
21:06
that on the Discovery Channel yeah about
21:09
jellyfish and how if
21:11
you
21:15
e you peed on
21:17
yourself e you can't say that you don't
21:19
know I I thought I was going to pass out
21:24
from the pain anyway I I tried but I I
21:27
couldn't been that
21:31
way
21:35
[Applause]
21:40
so that's right I stepped
21:42
up she's my friend and she needed
21:47
help if I had to I'd pee on any one of
21:51
you
21:54
only uh I
22:00
couldn't I got the stage
22:05
fright I wanted to help but there was
22:08
just too much pressure so so I uh I
22:10
turned to
22:13
chanler Joy kept screaming at me do it
22:18
now do it do it do it
22:21
now sometimes late at night I can still
22:24
hear this screaming
22:26
That's cuz sometimes I just do it
22:31
through my wall to freak you out time my
22:32
shoe so you go ahead I'll catch up okay
22:35
okay come on let's not running let's
22:41
[Music]
22:47
go you guys I'm telling you when she
22:50
runs she looks like a cross between
22:53
Kermit the Frog and the $6 billion man
22:55
Monica had such a crush on him that she
22:59
used to kiss his poster every night
23:03
before she went to bed oh I used to do
23:06
that too did you also have his album
23:08
It's Not Easy Being
23:11
Green
23:14
Oh So Pho Run's weird
23:17
huh yeah yeah you know what and and I
23:20
know she's going to want to run again I
23:23
just don't I don't know how to get out
23:24
of it I mean I live with her why don't
23:25
you just be straight with her tell her
23:27
the truth you're right you're right I
23:29
should just tell her the truth hey hey
23:32
hey F Monica trip me I don't think I can
23:35
ever run again
23:37
ever why why would you do that I don't
23:40
know Rachel I'm sorry that I hurt your
23:45
ankles ankle we'll see
23:48
[Music]
23:54
hi oh yeah uh-huh it's me I saw you grab
23:59
your running shoes this morning and
24:02
sneak out you lied so you could run by
24:03
yourself no no Phoebe no I was no you
24:06
know what I was I was actually just
24:09
checking to see if I could run and I can
24:11
please Rachel I am not an idiot no wait
24:15
baby hey baby can I talk to you for a
24:23
second sure okay
24:25
um
24:29
I Phoebe look I just wanted to say that
24:32
I'm sorry okay I handled the situation
24:34
horribly and and I should not have lied
24:38
to
24:40
you so what should you have done well I
24:41
I should have told you the truth uhhuh
24:45
which
24:47
is well you know the reason that I
24:49
didn't want to go running with you is
24:52
because um well you know the way that
24:55
you run is just a
24:57
little so well it's embarrassing people
25:01
were looking at us like we were crazy
25:04
why do you care because they're
25:06
people but people that you don't know
25:09
and will never see again yes but still
25:11
they are people with
25:13
eyes well I didn't get embarrassed
25:17
running next to
25:19
miss but oh okay no no I can see why
25:23
running with me would be embarrassing to
25:27
you yeah okay you're uptight what I I am
25:29
not up
25:34
to listen I'm not uptight
25:35
man that's okay Rachel I'm not judging
25:41
you that's just who you are me I'm more
25:44
free you know I run like I did when I
25:47
was a kid because that's the only way
25:49
it's fun you know I mean didn't you ever
25:51
run so fast you thought your legs were
25:53
going to fall off you know like when you
25:55
were like running toward the swings or
25:57
running away from
25:59
Satan the neighbor's
26:04
[Music]
26:10
dog I'm so sorry you were right this
26:25
feels great see and you don't care if
26:28
people are staring it's just for a
26:30
second cuz then you're gone God I mean
26:32
it's amazing I feel so free and So
26:34
Graceful hey look out for the
26:42
horse we should all get dressed up and
26:45
go to have champagne at the plaza oh
26:47
okay but I I I can't stay too long I got
26:50
to get up early for a commercial
26:53
audition tomorrow and I got to look good
26:54
supposed to be playing a 19-year-old
26:56
what so when you said get up early did
27:01
you mean
27:04
1986 you guys don't think I look
27:07
19 oh 19 wait thought you said
27:11
90 okay everybody let's go let's go okay
27:18
so sup
27:39
dude take whatever you want just please
27:41
don't hurt
27:44
me so you playing little PlayStation
27:46
huh that's
27:49
whack
27:53
PlayStation is whack
27:54
Su with the whack PlayStation
27:59
s h come on am I 19 or what yes on a
28:02
scale from 1 to 10 10 being the dumbest
28:08
a person can look you are definitely
28:11
19 come on man really how old young
28:14
you're a Manchild okay now go get
28:18
changed because everybody's ready and
28:21
please oh please keep my
28:23
underwear oh thanks
28:25
now I can pass for 19
28:29
right yes you can pass for 19 really yes
28:32
seriously seriously seriously no okay
28:36
you can play your own age which is
28:41
31 I'm
28:46
30 Joey you are not you're
28:49
31 oh
28:52
crap time we're in a virtual snowstorm
28:55
of confetti here in Time Square it gets
28:59
bigger and go
29:02
kids and then the peacock bit
29:05
me please kiss me at
29:09
midnight you seen Sandy o uh I don't
29:16
know how to tell you this but uh she's
29:19
in Monica's bedroom getting it on with
29:21
Max that scientist
29:22
geek oh look at that I didn't know how
29:24
to tell you
29:26
everybody the ball is ding
29:29
what the ball is
29:32
droing it'll be midnight and the moment
29:38
of joy is upon us looks like that no
29:41
date pack thing worked
29:44
out everybody looks so happy I hate that
29:46
not everybody's happy hey
29:50
Bobby Happy New Year
29:55
you know I uh just thought I'd throw
30:00
this out here I'm no math whz but I do
30:01
believe there are three girls and three
30:03
guys right here
30:05
M oh I don't feel like kissing anyone
30:09
tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm
30:12
kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss
30:15
Ross that's your brother oh yeah perfect
30:18
perfect so now everybody's going to kiss
30:21
but me all right somebody kiss me
30:23
somebody kiss me it's midnight somebody
30:25
kiss kiss me it's midnight it's
30:27
[Music]
30:30
[Applause]
30:30
one
30:35
beeps you know what I'm thinking oh
30:36
okay
30:43
how it's been so long since you've had
30:45
sex you're wondering if they've changed
30:48
it no although now that's what I'm
30:52
thinking all right so what were you
30:56
thinking well I was thinking that you
30:58
gave the guy Such Great Haircuts I
31:01
thought maybe you'd like to do mine oh
31:02
no why not because I'm just I'm
31:06
incredibly anal and an unbelievable
31:10
control freak no you're not I know I'm
31:13
not but you are and I was trying to
31:16
spare your
31:18
feelings you know it's funny last time
31:23
Paula was here my hair was so much
31:26
shorter and cuter all right okay but but
31:27
you have to promise that you will not be
31:33
all like controlly and bossy and all you
31:34
know Monica about
31:37
it I promise all right let's see now
31:39
some of you are going to get cut and
31:43
some of you
31:45
aren't but I promise none of you will
31:47
feel a thing
31:50
[Music]
31:55
all right that's it I Quit what I didn't
32:04
say anything yeah but this isn't the
32:06
face of a person who trusts a person
32:09
okay this is the face of a person who
32:11
you know doesn't trust a
32:14
person I'm sorry sorry phoe it's just
32:17
well just a little shorter than what we
32:21
had discussed would you relax I know
32:23
what I am doing this is how he wears
32:26
it how who wears it Dei
32:31
Mo Demi Moore is not a he well he was a
32:35
he in Arthur and in
32:38
10 that's Dudley more I said I wanted it
32:42
like demim more oh oh oh my god oh oh my
32:46
God oh my God I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
32:53
sorry which one is demor she's the
32:56
actress there was in disclosure and
32:58
decent proposal ghost oh oh she's got
33:01
Gorgeous
33:03
Hair how is
33:09
she it's too soon to
33:11
tell she's resting which is a good
33:14
sign how's the hair I'm not going to lie
33:18
to you Ross it doesn't look
33:21
good I put a clip on one side which
33:25
seems to have stopped the
33:27
curling well can we see you your hair
33:30
looks too good I think it would upset
33:33
her Ross why don't you come on
33:35
in hi
33:41
[Music]
33:44
hi so which one of your lucky boys is
33:46
Chandler uh that that's
33:48
me that's
33:52
me Joey trani big fan
33:54
so is that a bedroom yeah yeah right
34:00
over there all right whenever you're
34:02
ready that was
34:06
weird why would you go in the bedroom
34:08
I'm
34:10
waiting so she's a yep that's one naked
34:21
hooker so tonight tonight at a big
34:26
bachelor party yeah hey thanks for
34:28
giving me that girl's number no problem
34:30
say who's the party for for my husband
34:32
you hired your husband a
34:35
hooker she's a stripper no she's a
34:37
hooker is is that what they call
34:40
strippers sometimes when they're
34:42
hookers oh my god do I I can't believe
34:44
you did this now you absolutely sure
34:47
she's a hooker it's either that or she's
34:49
just the best most expensive date I ever
34:51
had all right all right maybe maybe you
34:55
should just ask her to leave why me hey
34:58
it's your bachelor party which is why
35:00
you should do it I don't want to you do
35:02
it you do it you do it all right rock
35:04
paper scissor if who has to tell the
35:07
[ __ ] to
35:08
leave
35:13
what I missed this I don't think we've
35:15
actually done this before no no no no I
35:17
I miss hanging out with you well we we
35:21
still hang out yeah not like we used to
35:24
remember you and me used to be
35:27
Inseparable you know now it's
35:29
like things are different well you know
35:31
things are different I'm I'm married now
35:37
yeah sure and hey don't get me wrong I
35:39
am so happy for you guys but I just I
35:41
miss hanging out just just us you
35:44
know yeah I miss that too okay I'll tell
35:48
you what for now on we'll make time to
35:51
hang out with each other you got it come
35:53
here
35:56
oh god listen I am this close to robbing
36:00
you
36:04
guys she's a hooker she's a hooker she's
36:06
a hi we spoke on the
36:10
phone what nothing nothing just Your
36:14
Overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent
36:17
musberger
36:19
check it out Giants
36:20
Cowboys you're watching a football game
36:23
at a funeral no oh it's the pregame I'm
36:26
going to watch it at the
36:29
reception you are a frightening
36:30
frightening
36:32
man oh no my new poo shoes oh I hope
36:34
they're not
36:39
ruined okay God what a great
36:42
day what
36:46
weatherwise I know
36:50
you the air the the
36:52
trees even though Nana's gone there's
36:55
there's something almost uh I don't know
36:57
almost
36:59
like I'm fine I'm
37:03
fine just just having my worst fear
37:06
realized
37:10
but and done oh my
37:12
God I didn't feel the thing hey are you
37:16
still looking for a job cuz you could
37:19
tweeze circles around that sadistic
37:21
[ __ ] at the
37:22
salon thanks you want to see what it
37:25
looks like yeah
37:27
yeah hey they totally match they look
37:28
great they look great are you
37:33
doing yeah yeah I think it looks pretty
37:37
good I was a little bit worried that I
37:40
was uh uncovering a birth mark right
37:41
about there but it turned out to be a
37:43
little piece of
37:45
chocolate well hey Chandler thank you so
37:47
much no problem listen uh that a pretty
37:49
girly hour we just spent we should
37:53
probably do something manly make up for
37:55
it
37:57
yeah gr my eyelash yeah your copy of the
38:01
bill we hope you enjoyed your stay oh we
38:04
did and you still have all your
38:06
lamps no I didn't factor in the room TX
38:11
oh dude don't worry about it uh I found
38:14
an unattended Maids C we're way ahead of
38:16
the
38:18
game oh my God what there's there's
38:20
something new in the
38:24
bowl look we have enough just walk away
38:25
no but I I want I want the pine
38:28
cones there's a forest right outside
38:31
it's not the same okay go
38:34
quick thank you for a delightful
38:44
stay my m full
38:56
candy so I just talked to one of the
38:59
duel writers today and what is duel Days
39:01
of Our
39:04
Lives anyway you're not going to believe
39:06
it my character is coming out of his
39:08
coma and not only that I'm getting a new
39:12
brain so great things are happening at
39:17
work and in your personal
39:20
life wait what do you mean you're
39:22
getting a new brain oh well they're
39:24
killing off one of the characters on the
39:25
show and when she dies her brain is
39:27
being transplanted into my
39:29
body what a brain transplant it's
39:32
ridiculous well I think it's ridiculous
39:37
that you haven't had sex in 3 and a half
39:39
months it's winter there are fewer
39:45
people on the
39:48
street who are they filling off uh
39:50
Cecilia Monroe she plays Jessica lockart
39:53
no no
39:56
she is so good at throwing drinks in
39:58
people's faces I mean I don't think I've
40:01
ever seen her finish a beverage and the
40:02
way she's slaps people all the time
40:04
wouldn't you love to do that just once
40:06
I'll do
40:07
it and she's been on the show forever
40:09
it's going to be really hard to fill her
40:11
shoes yeah yeah help me out here when
40:13
you when you come out of the brain
40:15
[Music]
40:19
transplant you are going to be her yes
40:20
but in Drake R's body
40:24
why is this so hard for you to get I
40:30
thought you were a scientist you see
40:31
Monica U actually I think she went to
40:33
the salon oh yeah oh she went to the
40:35
salon all right check it
40:37
[Applause]
40:40
out whose day just got
40:41
better
40:44
JK hey
40:48
ah what do you think I think I think I
40:51
can see your scalp
40:55
don't you just love it yeah yeah you got
40:58
shellfish in your
41:01
head it's size something you go
41:03
girlfriend you never said that in your
41:08
life have you not once I
41:10
found and listen to
41:12
this what do you know it's a treat for
41:18
the eyes and the
41:20
ears oh I can't wait for everyone at
41:25
work to see these
41:27
ow you go back to work tomorrow night
41:30
right yeah so if you want people to see
41:33
them then by definition you're not
41:35
having them taken out say at the break
41:36
of
41:38
dawn well if I had them taken out then I
41:39
wouldn't be able to do
41:42
this you like that right
41:49
[Music]
41:55
what are you singing It's Valero from
41:59
tin it's Ride of the Valkyries from
42:02
Apocalypse
42:04
Now see here's the thing the cornrows
42:06
are really a solution to your frizzy
42:08
hair problem and now that we're home you
42:10
don't have that problem anymore so if
42:12
you think about it I hate
42:13
them what you said you like them did I
42:17
let's refresh I believe what I said was
42:20
that I could see your
42:23
scalp fine say they don't like them
42:25
everybody else does again let's Journey
42:28
back as I recall what Rachel said was
42:32
she had never noticed the shape of your
42:34
skull before and
42:36
Joey well Joey didn't realize it was
42:39
anything
42:41
different you know what I don't care I
42:42
like it like this and and I'm going to
42:45
keep it you're just jealous because your
42:46
hair can't do
42:48
this
42:50
ow get yourself in the tooth and the eye
42:52
honey you've been in there for a long
43:01
time is everything
43:02
okay not
43:04
really I have a
43:08
problem
43:11
really what
43:13
happened well I was dancing around and
43:14
singing No Woman No
43:18
Cry
43:20
and I got
43:22
stuck you can't move at all oh I can
43:24
move if I untangle you will you please
43:34
get rid of the cornrows I guess
43:37
so some of these look a little afraid
43:41
yeah I I tried to gnaw myself
43:44
free got to pick a pocket or two
43:46
boys you've got to pick a pocket for
43:50
[Music]
43:59
lovely just lovely really thanks listen
44:02
Joey we definitely want to see you for
44:07
the call back on Saturday
44:08
excellent I'll be there okay and listen
44:11
don't forget to bring your jazz shoes
44:14
for the dance
44:15
audition my uh my agent said that it
44:20
wasn't a dancing part oh Joey all the
44:23
rolls got to dance a little
44:25
but believe me with your dance
44:28
background it'll be a piece of cake 3
44:29
years of modern dance with twiler
44:31
Tharp 5 years with the American Ballet
44:35
Theater hey everybody lies on their
44:39
resume okay I wasn't one of the zoom
44:42
kids
44:45
either well can you like dance at all
44:46
yeah I can dance you know
44:50
oh no no no
45:01
no what what is that sure it looks
45:04
stupid now there's no music
45:07
[Music]
45:12
playing uh Joey Joey
45:15
triani listen Joey I got a problem I
45:23
just got a call from my dance Captain
45:26
he's having a relationship crisis and
45:28
can't get out of Long Island so does
45:30
that mean the audition's off listen Joey
45:31
seeing as you've got the most
45:34
experience I want you to take these
45:36
dances and teach him the
45:38
combination what oh Joey come on it's
45:41
easy you know it's hand hand head head
45:44
up
45:50
out big turn here
45:51
ride step step and jazz
45:55
hands it says steep step and jazz
46:01
hands have
46:04
fun
46:06
bye all right let's do it
46:11
[Applause]
46:23
no no
46:32
no what was
46:33
that I know it's the best I could get
46:35
out of
46:37
them well people people people
46:39
people let's try it again and this time
46:43
let's everybody watch
46:47
Joey show him how it's done
46:50
count it off
46:58
[Music]
47:00
M didn't you say that there was um an
47:06
elevator in here uh yes I did but there
47:08
isn't okay here we
47:11
go okay go left left left you know what
47:14
there's no more left
47:19
left okay you uh lift it straight up
47:22
over your head straight up over your
47:25
head you can do it you can do it okay
47:26
you got it good good good yeah you got
47:30
it right you got it right you
47:33
got any chance you think the couch looks
47:40
good there Hey Joe what's up bad news I
47:42
watched the tape and passed along to my
47:46
bosses and they weren't
47:47
interested
47:49
oh sorry
47:51
man but uh you watch the tape yeah I I I
47:54
I liked
47:59
it but uh my bosses didn't go for it
48:00
stupid sons of
48:04
[ __ ] you didn't watch the
48:10
tape what of course I did look it's one
48:12
thing not to cast me but to lie to me
48:16
I'm not lying to you I watched it well
48:18
you lied again I watched it keep going
48:21
Pinocchio
48:24
I did no you didn't I'm telling you I
48:26
watched the
48:29
tape did you watch the tape
48:31
[Applause]
48:36
[Music]
48:37
no can't believe Joey I hate being
48:39
called a liar but you are a
48:42
liar what did I just
48:45
say you still here yes and I have to say
48:48
I am not just hurt I am insulted when I
48:51
tell somebody I did something okay hold
48:54
let me just stop you right there okay
48:56
first you lied right then you lied about
48:57
lying okay then you lied about lying
49:01
about lying okay so before you lie about
49:04
lying about lying about lying about
49:07
lying stop
49:12
lying why are you so sure I didn't watch
49:14
this tape you want to know why you want
49:17
to know
49:18
why well this is going
49:19
well here's how I know you didn't watch
49:23
the tape okay if you had seen what was
49:25
on this tape believe me you would have
49:27
some comments all right now remember I
49:29
got paid a lot of money for this and it
49:32
only aired in
49:34
Japan
49:36
Ichibon Ichibon lipstick for
49:39
[Music]
49:44
men ity Bon lipstick for
49:54
meno and that's how I know you didn't
50:01
watch the
50:03
tape he really is a chameleon
50:06
[Music]
50:11
歌词与翻译
[中文]
今晚我度过了一段非常愉快的时光，你
知道我很少在第一次
时与某人联系
和我约会
我也没有过得很愉快
你也
知道你要吃那个
面包哦我只是喜欢
你让我闻到的味道
笑你想搬到
沙发上
[音乐]
嗯，也许我会关灯
a
一路
怎么样
好吧哇酷海报还是我应该说gy
海报所以呃是的
我们是你的牙齿
哦你你可以看到它们，是的，它们是
疯狂的白色我我这样做是为了
你怎么了你你怎么了
我怎么了你有一团黑
光这是
1999年哦我的上帝上帝这些书页粘在一起了
...
[笑声]
钱德勒哦我的上帝她她做了一半
英国小玩意
和半个牧羊人的小玩意
[鼓掌]
馅饼是的，这太好了，我要去
去
阳台上享受它，这样我就可以一边欣赏风景，一边
享受我的
甜点 我要打电话给我的朋友玛丽
，告诉她这在
莫妮卡的房间里有多好 我会帮你
拨号，我要去
浴室，这样我吃饭时就可以在
镜子里看
现在好了，问题是
它味道不好吗让我试试
这个不
[笑声]
不哦
走了所以
好也许chanler有一些
留下它尝起来像
脚，我喜欢
你在开玩笑吧，什么不是这样的
蛋奶冻好果酱好肉
好所以一只鸟抓住了它
然后试图带着它飞走
然后就把它扔在
街上是的，但是如果有什么安慰的话
在鸟扔下它之前他似乎
喜欢
嘿嘿我听说你和约书亚
和罗斯和艾米丽一起出去吃晚饭
我认为这真的是
酷，是的，雷尔，我认为你处理
真的
处理得很好，甚至处理它
没有什么可以处理的，你知道也许
如果
不是我和
约书亚，你知道他们不会
结婚
无论如何，他们冲进
这件事如此之快，这太荒谬了，我
的意思是，我会对此有问题他们会订婚
一年，在
的某个地方，他们中的一个会意识到
他们做了什么，他们会打电话给
...
整件事，我告诉你，你会
在我的婚礼上跳舞，然后
在他们的婚礼上跳舞，是的，我不会
在
婚礼上跳舞为什么不呢，因为婚礼是
结识女人的好地方，当我
跳舞时，我看起来像
[掌声]
这个嘿男人
嘿，从今天开始的四
周，你们在做什么，什么都没有，什么都没有
我
是
自由，很棒，因为艾米丽和我
将在
个月内结婚，是的一个月是的，你的意思是
你的意思是从现在起30天是的
是的，太好了，雷切尔在哪里，她和
菲比把脱衣舞娘带到了
医院你知道吗钱德勒之吻
雷切尔什么时候是什么时候
1987年你们在
学校探望我的周末哦天哪，这太疯狂了是的，但是
就像一百万几年前，所以
对我来说并不重要，重要的是为什么
因为你亲吻瑞秋的那天晚上是
我亲吻瑞秋的那晚
你那天晚上第一次吻了她
一个晚上有两个男人哇我以为她
在她得到鼻子后变成了雪橇
认真修复了这是在哪里发生的
好吧，在你告诉我她通过了之后
在我们的房间里，我进去
确保她没事，她躺在
我的床上，都埋在人们的外套里
我，我去吻她的额头，你
知道，但天太黑了，我不小心
抓住了她的嘴唇，我开始抽离
，但后来我感觉到她开始吻我
，虽然只有一秒钟，但
太棒了，现在我发现你
先吻了她，等等，床做了什么
你说她在我的床上，我很确定
我把她放在我的床上，不，她
肯定在我的床上，为什么我会亲吻一个
女孩，然后把她放在你的
床上吗？哦哦
哦不不
不，你在一堆外套下面我
是一堆
外套哦我的
上帝，你是我的午夜之谜
吻者，你是我的初吻
瑞秋
你是我的初吻
无论我嫁给什么，我们都要
分它，你拿一半，我拿
一半，这不公平，你已经吃了一些
哦，那么你不知道什么
我想莫妮卡会很感兴趣
知道你叫她芝士蛋糕
干又Meely，我们用什么来分
好吧好吧，选一半好吧好吧
这一面看起来更大姆呃
这一面有更多的外壳是的，所以
也许如果我量一下哦，看在上帝的份上
挑一块好吧，挑那一块
较小的
一块好吧，你去享受你的一半
我的朋友，但那就是不分享
转换，如果
你吃得太快，不要来找我哭
哦，好吧，你得给我一些
你的作品哦不不不切换不
分享不要哭着来找我
我可能只是坐在这里吃蛋糕
一整天就坐在走廊里
吃
[音乐]
我的哦，你看有一首作品
上面没有地板到你的
这边来吧
好吧，我们在照顾
的一切，非常感谢
共同主持人，等一下，照顾
的一切，那里有很多
的事情等着你去做，比如
什么
个杯子，你给我杯子和冰块
个杯子和冰块，哦，我要负责
个杯子和冰块
好吧，好吧，我会负责
个杯子和冰块，等一下，我可以在餐厅拿冰块
，我拿到了
[音乐]
我的嘿，看看吧，杯子帽子杯子
横幅杯吊灯和
开始这一切的
杯子，杯子做得很好
，你为什么不和
她一起出去，你注意到我们
拥有我们已经压碎的立方体和
干手表
一个
神秘的冰面吗，我没有人吃我的牙和
手抓食物，因为它们都填满了
在 Fe 雪锥上，那里有雪锥
雪
锥，你走吧，谢谢，谢谢
[音乐]
我的上帝，我的裤子在燃烧
来吧，她现在想依偎什么
她想杀了我，就像
火山
这里你很热
不好吧，那就做我吧
那是只是
沙发上的裤子，嘿，你介意我使用
你的浴室吗？哦，继续吧，谢谢
嘿，我最喜欢的部分即将到来
好吧，哦，我的
[音乐]
天啊，你好，乔伊，我是罗斯，我需要一些
帮助，呃，钱德勒不太好，你可以
帮助
我，听着我在伊丽莎白的
浴室
很好，不，我的皮
裤子很热，所以我把它们脱下来，但它们一定是
因汗水或
的东西而收缩，或者我的腿因
的热量而膨胀，我但我无法让它们回来
乔我
这不是一种情况
呃你看到类似的情况吗？粉什么
粉是的，我有粉，好，好
好吧，在你的腿上撒一些
它会吸收一些水分，
然后你就可以把裤子穿回来了是的
坚持是的，坚持
他们不会来
伙计，你看到任何呃哦
凡士林我看到乳液我有乳液
那有用吗是的扔一些
那等一下
罗斯，好吧，他们还是
还没来，伙计，乳液
和粉末已经制成了
糊状物
真的呃什么颜色
它有什么区别，很好
我只是如果糊状物与裤子相配
你可以给自己做一条糊状物
裤子，你不会知道
乔伊你有时间吗，伙计，我是什么
呃，瑞秋在这里，祝你好运，让我
知道它是如何工作的
哦，乔伊，我遇到了这样的问题呃
好吧，你的时机再好不过了，我
正在到处灭火
今天，罗斯，嗯，你已经在那里呆了
很长时间了，我开始变得有点
吓坏了，好吧，我来了
嘿，你能把灯关掉吗
不，让我们把灯开着
哦，我的
天哪，我遇到了问题，好吧，我参加了
测验，结果发现我确实把事业
放在了男人之前
站起来，你在我的座位上，这怎么是
这是你的
座位因为我坐在那里，但后来
你
离开了，我又不是去了
西班牙，我去了洗手间，你知道我
要回来了，有什么大不了的，坐在
其他地方，有什么大不了的，我是
最后坐在那里，所以这是我的
座位，实际上你
最后坐的地方就是在那里
，所以你们知道你们在做什么知道什么
没关系，因为你们俩都要
在
大血管爆裂之前去穿衣服，所以好吧，罗斯，我只是
必须很快做一件事，
没什么大不了的
起来吧，好吧，你知道我们会
和
我一起坐在椅子上，我
也很舒服，事实上，我我觉得我
可能有点太舒服了
好吧好吧，看我们有 19 分钟好吧
钱德勒我想让你去换衣服
好吧，然后当你回来时乔伊
会去换衣服，他会腾出
椅子好吧好吧好吧我
当我回到它的椅子城市
时，我就是那个坐在
椅子上的人，好吧，你会注意到我
穿得整整齐齐，我反过来也注意到
，用AA的话来说，你不是这样
密尔离开我的椅子交易
洞
好吧，你做得很好，你说我
必须给你一把你没有看到的椅子
关于
坐垫的任何事情 坐垫是
椅子的精髓，没错，我正在服用
精髓
他会
回来
房间里没有人，我的内衣在哪里，哇哇
快来吧，你拿走了他的
内衣，他拿走了我的精华 好吧，抱住
乔伊，为什么为什么你就不能穿你现在穿的
内衣吗，因为我没有
穿任何内衣
现在好吧，那么为什么你今晚必须穿
内衣，这是租来的礼服好吧
不要去突击另一个男人的
疲劳，那么看起来
有人将不得不把
某人还给他的
垫子好吧，你把我的衣服藏起来，我
要做与
完全相反的事情 你是谁，你要做什么
给我看我的衣服嘿
对面是
对面他什么都没有
好吧伙计男孩在这里
你把我穿的衣服藏起来
你拥有的一切
哦我的
上帝，这不是相反的
拿别人的
内裤看我，我是钱德勒
如果我不去突击队的话，我可能会再穿
衣服
米
是的，我会告诉你，这很热
我穿这些东西，呃，我最好不要做任何事情，我
不知道
猛冲，我会在那里阻止你
琳达，好吧，看起来这是我的
第一次吧，现在我想要四个双，
我希望它们都在我的
背上，好吧
等一下，有两套
喷嘴，哪一套是哪一套，
哪一套是 [ __ ]
的儿子 [音乐]
[ __ ] 伙计，钱德勒让我进去
走了，我不想见任何我认识的人
我去了晒黑处，同样的
事情发生在我身上，你必须让我
在
，你真的数数
密西西比里，你没有晒黑，不，我
只是拍了一张
的照片，我稍后见你通过奶酪
求你了，上帝啊，你甚至不能看我
可以吗
不，嘿，我们可以和BBE谈谈
BBE不，我太沮丧了，无法说话
我会给你1,000美元，让你和
我们嘿，你们做什么
考虑让海滩旅行成为
年度活动
不好吧，这就是你们
发生的事情，我们一起散步
什么也没发生，我回来时
我身上什么都没有
我来吧，发生了什么事
乔伊好吧，不乔伊，我们很痛，我们
永远不会告诉他们永远
明白，我们必须说一些话，我们
必须把它说出来，它正在吃掉我
莫妮卡还活着被水母蜇了
都
好吧
我被
蜇了
糟糕，我无法忍受，我无法行走
我们距离我们害怕的
房子有2英里，
独自一人，我们认为我们无法
它我太痛苦了，我
厌倦了挖这个大洞
[掌声]
然后乔伊想起
我在
探索频道上看到过这个东西，等一下，我在探索频道上看到
是的，关于
水母，如果
你
你在
自己身上撒尿，你不能说你不
知道我，我以为我会通过
无论如何，我尝试过，但我
不能那样
方式
[掌声]
所以这是对的，我走上
，她是我的朋友，如果我需要的话，她需要
帮助，我会在
你们中的任何一个身上撒尿
只是呃，我
我上不了舞台
害怕，我想帮忙，但
压力太大了，所以我呃我
转向
chanler Joy一直对我尖叫，做吧
现在做吧做吧
现在有时在深夜我仍然可以
听到这种尖叫
那是因为有时我只是这样做
穿过我的墙来吓唬你，让你在我的
鞋上吓一跳，所以你继续前进，我会赶上的好吧
好吧，来吧，我们不跑了，我们
[音乐]
你们走吧，我告诉你们，当她
跑步时，她看起来就像是
青蛙克米特和价值60亿美元的男人的结合体
莫妮卡非常迷恋他，以至于她
每天晚上睡觉前都会亲吻他的海报
哦，我以前也这么做过
你也有他的专辑吗
这并不容易
绿色
噢，所以 Pho Run 很奇怪
嗯，是的，你知道吗，我
知道她会想再次跑步，我
只是不知道，我不知道如何摆脱
我的意思是我和她住在一起，为什么不
你就直接告诉她
事实，你是对的，你是对的我
应该告诉她真相，嘿嘿
嘿 F 莫妮卡绊倒我，我想我再也跑不动了
...
为什么你要这么做，我不知道
知道瑞秋，很抱歉我伤到了你
脚踝，我们会看到的
[音乐]
嗨，哦，是的，是我，我看到你抓住了
今天早上你的跑鞋
偷偷溜出来，你撒了谎，这样你就可以跑了
你自己不不菲比不，我不是你
知道我是什么，我实际上只是
检查我是否可以跑步，我可以
拜托，瑞秋，我不是白痴，不用等等
宝贝嘿宝贝，我可以和你聊聊
秒吗
嗯
我菲比看起来我只是想说
我很抱歉，好吧，我处理了这个情况
，我不应该对你撒谎
，所以你应该做得好吗我
...
我应该告诉你真相呃哈
这
很好你知道我
不想和你一起跑步的原因是
因为嗯，你知道的
你跑的只是
那么好，这让人们感到尴尬
像我们疯了一样看着我们
为什么你在乎，因为他们是
人，但你不认识的人
并且永远不会再见到
他们是
眼睛的人，我没有感到尴尬
在
旁边跑步错过了但是哦，好吧，不，我明白为什么
和我一起跑步会让
你是的，好吧，你很紧张，我就是这样
不起来
听我说话，我不紧张
没关系，瑞秋，我不会评判
你就是我，我更
自由，你知道我跑步就像我
小时候一样因为这是唯一的方式
这很有趣，你知道我的意思是你没有
跑得太快，你以为你的腿
会掉下来，就像当你
跑向秋千或
逃离
邻居撒旦的
[音乐]
狗时，我很抱歉你是对的，这
感觉很棒，你不在乎
人们盯着看，这只是
秒，因为然后你就走了上帝我的意思是
这太棒了，我感到如此自由，所以
优雅嘿，留意
马，我们应该穿好衣服，
去广场喝香槟哦
好吧，但我我我不能呆太久，我明白了
明天早起参加广告
试镜，我必须看起来不错
应该扮演一个19岁的人
当你说早起的时候，你的意思是
...
1986你们不认为我看起来
19哦19等你说
90好吧大家走吧我们走吧好吧
所以sup
伙计，请拿走你想要的任何东西
不要伤害
我，所以你玩小PlayStation
嗯，那是
重击
PlayStation 是重击
Su 重击PlayStation
来吧，我是19 或从1 到10 10 的
量表上是的你绝对是看起来最愚蠢的人
...
19 来吧，伙计，真的有多年轻
你是个男孩子了，现在去
换衣服吧，因为每个人都准备好了
请哦，请保留我的
内衣哦，谢谢
现在我可以冒充 19
是的，是的，你可以冒充 19 真的是
认真认真认真不好吧
你可以玩你自己的年龄，
31 我是
30 乔伊，你不是你
31 哦
我们正处于一场虚拟的暴风雪中
时代广场的五彩纸屑变得
更大，
个孩子然后孔雀咬了
我请在
午夜吻我你看到了桑迪哦我不
知道如何告诉你这个但是呃她
在莫妮卡的卧室里和
麦克斯那个科学家
极客哦，看看我不知道如何
告诉你
每个人球在叮叮当当
球是什么
正在午夜，我们的快乐时刻
看起来
约会包的事情没有成功
每个人看起来都很高兴我讨厌
不是每个人都高兴嘿
鲍比新年快乐
你知道我呃只是想把
这个扔在这里我不是数学高手但我确实
相信这里有三个女孩和三个
男人
哦我不想亲吻任何人
今晚我不能亲吻任何人所以我
亲吻每个人不不不你不能亲吻
罗斯是你的兄弟哦是的完美
完美所以现在每个人都会亲吻
但我好吧有人吻我
有人吻我，这是午夜某人
吻吻我，这是午夜，
[音乐]
[掌声]
一
嘟嘟声你知道我在想什么哦
好吧
你已经很久没有做爱了
你想知道他们是否改变了
不，虽然现在我就是这样
想的好吧，那么你在想什么
我在想你
给了这个家伙这么棒的发型，我
想也许你也想做我的哦
不，为什么不，因为我只是
令人难以置信的肛门和令人难以置信的
控制狂不，你不是，我知道我
不是，但你是，我试图
宽恕你的
感觉，你知道上次很有趣
保拉在这里，我的头发如此多
更短，更可爱，好吧，但是
你必须保证你不会
都喜欢控制欲强、专横跋扈的人，
都认识莫妮卡
我保证，好吧，让我们看看吧
你们中的一些人会被裁掉，
你们中的一些人
不会，但我保证你们没有人会
有任何感觉
[音乐]
好吧，就是这样，我放弃了我没有说的话
是的，但这不是
信任一个人的人的脸
好吧，这是一个
你知道不信任
人的人的脸我很抱歉，对不起，它只是
好吧，比我们
讨论的要短一点，你放松一下吗我知道
我在做什么，这就是他的穿着方式
谁穿着它Dei
莫·黛米·摩尔不是他，他是
他在亚瑟和
10 中是达德利，我说我想要它
喜欢德米姆更多哦哦哦我的上帝哦哦我的
上帝哦我的上帝我很抱歉我很抱歉我
抱歉哪一个是 demor 她是披露中的
女演员
体面的求婚幽灵哦哦，她有
华丽
头发怎么样
她现在
告诉她正在休息还为时过早，这很好
标志头发怎么样我不会撒谎
对你来说罗斯看起来不太好
很好我在一侧放了一个夹子，
似乎已经停止了
卷得很好，我们可以看到你的头发
看起来太好了，我想这会让
她的罗斯不高兴，你为什么不来
嗨
[音乐]
嗨，你的幸运男孩是哪一个
钱德勒，呃，那是
我，那是
我 Joey trani 的超级粉丝
那么那是一间卧室是的，是的，
就在那儿，只要你准备好，
就在那里
奇怪你为什么要进卧室
我在等，所以她是一个裸体的
...
妓女所以今晚今晚在一个大型
单身派对是的嘿谢谢你
给我那个女孩的电话号码没问题
说谁是我丈夫的派对
你雇了你丈夫一个
妓女她是脱衣舞娘不她是
妓女就是他们所说的
脱衣舞娘，有时当他们是
妓女时，我的天哪，我简直不敢相信
你现在做了这件事，你绝对确定
她是妓女，要么是那个，要么她是
只是我有史以来最好的最昂贵的约会
好吧也许你
应该问她离开为什么我嘿
这是你的单身派对，这就是为什么
你应该这样做，我不想你这样做
如果你这样做了，你就可以了，石头
剪刀布，如果谁必须告诉
[ __ ]
离开
我错过了什么，我不认为我们
实际上做过这件事，不不不不我
我很怀念和你一起出去玩我们
仍然一起出去玩，是的，不像我们以前那样
记得你和我曾经
形影不离，你知道现在
一切都不同了，你知道
一切都不同了，我现在结婚了
是的，嘿，别误会我的意思，我
为你们感到高兴，但我只是
怀念只有我们一起出去玩的时光
知道是的，我也想念那个，好吧，我会告诉
你现在我们要抽时间
一起出去玩，你来了
这里
哦上帝听着，我差点就要抢劫了
你们
伙计们，她是个妓女，她是个妓女，她是
我们在
电话上打招呼什么什么都没有，只是你的
大衣听起来非常像布伦特
musberger
看看巨人队
牛仔们，你正在葬礼上观看足球比赛
不哦，这是赛前比赛，我
要去
接待处观看，你太可怕了
太可怕了
伙计哦，不，我的新便便鞋哦，我希望
它们没有
毁了好吧上帝多么美好的
天什么
天气方面我知道
你的空气
树，即使娜娜走了
有一些东西几乎呃我不知道
几乎
就像我很好我很好
只是有我的最可怕的恐惧
意识到
但已经完成了哦，我的
天哪，我没有感觉到这件事，嘿，你
还在找工作吗，因为你可以
在
[ __ ] 转圈，谢谢你想看看它
沙龙里用镊子围绕那个施虐狂
看起来像什么，是的
是的，嘿，他们完全匹配，他们看起来
太棒了看起来很棒，你
在做吗是的，我觉得它看起来很漂亮
很好，我有点担心我
呃在
那里发现了胎记，但结果是一块
小块
巧克力，嘿钱德勒，谢谢你
没问题，听着，我们刚刚度过了一个漂亮的
少女时光，我们应该
做点什么男子气概地弥补
它
是的，我的睫毛是的，你的
账单副本我们希望你住得愉快哦，我们
做了，你仍然拥有所有
灯，不，我没有考虑房间TX
哦，伙计，别担心，呃，我发现了
一个无人值守的女佣C，我们远远领先于
...
游戏哦天啊，里面有什么
...
碗里有新东西，看我们已经够了，走开
不，但我想要松果
外面有一片森林
这不一样，好吧，去吧
快点，谢谢你的愉快
保持我的饱足
糖果，所以我刚刚和其中一个
交谈过今天的决斗作家以及我们
无论如何，你不会相信
生活中的决斗日
我的角色正在从他的
昏迷中苏醒，不仅我得到了一个新的
大脑，
工作和你的个人
生活中正在发生如此伟大的事情，等等，你是什么意思
得到一个新大脑哦，好吧，他们
杀死了
节目中的一个角色，当她死后，她的大脑被
移植到我的
身体里，这真是一次大脑移植
太荒谬了，我认为这太荒谬了
你已经三个半月没有做爱了
现在是冬天，
人更少了，他们在填充谁呃
街上的
塞西莉亚·梦露，她扮演杰西卡·洛卡特
不不
她很擅长把饮料扔到
人的脸上我是说，我想我从来没有
见过她喝完一杯饮料以及
她总是打人的方式
你难道不喜欢这样做一次吗
我会做的
它而且她永远在节目中
要填补她的位置真的很难
是的，当
你从大脑中出来时帮助我
[音乐]
移植你将成为她是的
但是在Drake R的身体中
为什么这对你来说这么难得到我
以为你是一名科学家你看
莫妮卡U实际上我想她去了
沙龙哦是的哦她去了
沙龙好吧检查一下
[鼓掌]
谁的日子刚刚变得
更好
JK嘿
啊你觉得怎么样我想我想我
可以看到你的头皮
你不喜欢它是的你有
你
头里的贝类，大小不等
女朋友，你从来没有说过，在你
的生活中，我没有一次
发现并听过
这你知道吗，这对
眼睛和
耳朵来说是一种享受哦，我迫不及待地想让
工作的每个人都看到这些
你明天晚上回去工作吧
是的，所以如果你想让人们看到
他们，那么根据定义，你就不会
让他们在
时被拿出来，如果我把它们拿出来，那么我
黎明的休息
就无法做到
你喜欢的，对吧
[音乐]
你在唱什么 这是瓦莱罗的
这就是
启示录中的女武神的骑行
现在看看，玉米辫
真的可以解决你卷曲的
头发问题，现在我们回家了，你
不再有这个问题了，所以如果
你想一想，我讨厌
他们你说的你喜欢的，我
让我们刷新一下，我相信我说的话
我可以看到你的
头皮很好，说他们不喜欢它们
其他人再次让我们一起旅行
回来，因为我记得雷切尔说的是
她以前从未注意到你的
头骨的形状，
乔伊好吧乔伊没有意识到这是
任何
不同你知道我不在乎我
喜欢它像这样，我要
保留它，你只是嫉妒，因为你的
头发做不到
这
哦，让自己陷入牙齿和眼睛
亲爱的，你已经在那里呆了很长时间
时间就是一切
好吧，不是
真的，我有一个
问题
真的
发生了什么，我正在跳舞，
唱着《No Woman No》
Cry
，我
被卡住了，你根本动不了，哦，我可以
，如果我解开你，请移动一下
，我想把玉米辫去掉
，所以其中一些看起来有点害怕
，是的，我试图咬自己
，免费得扒一两个口袋
男孩你得掏钱买
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可爱，真的很可爱，谢谢听
乔伊，我们绝对想在周六的回电中见到你
...
很好，我会在那里听
别忘了带上你的爵士鞋
参加舞蹈
试镜我呃我的经纪人说这
不是舞蹈部分哦，乔伊，所有的
卷都得跳一点
，但相信我，以你的舞蹈
背景，这将是小菜一碟 3
年与 twiler 的现代舞
Tharp 与美国芭蕾舞团 5 年
剧院嘿，每个人都在他们的
简历上撒谎，好吧，我不是变焦中的一员
孩子们
要么你根本就喜欢跳舞
是的，我会跳舞，你知道
哦不不不
不是什么，那肯定看起来
愚蠢，现在没有音乐
[音乐]
玩呃乔伊乔伊
triani听乔伊我有一个问题我
刚刚接到我的舞蹈队长的电话
他遇到了关系危机
无法离开长岛，所以
这意味着试镜结束了，听乔伊
看你拥有最多的
经验，我希望你参加这些
舞蹈并教他
组合，哦乔伊来吧，
很容易，你知道这是手手头头
向上
在这里大转弯
骑步步和爵士乐
手，上面写着陡步和爵士乐
手有
乐趣
再见，让我们开始吧
[掌声]
不不
不是什么
我知道这是我能得到的最好的
从
他们好人人人人人
人让我们再试一次，这次
让大家看
乔伊向他展示它是如何完成的
数一数
[音乐]
你不是说这里有一个
电梯吗，是的，我做到了，但是
这里不行，我们
走吧，向左走，你知道吗
已经没有剩下的了
向左，好吧，你把它直接举起来
越过你的头，直接越过你的
头，你可以的，你可以的，好吧
你做的很好，很好，是的，你做对了
对了，你做对了
有任何机会你认为沙发看起来
不错嘿，乔，有什么坏消息我
看了录像并传递给我的
老板，他们没
感兴趣
哦抱歉
伙计，但是呃你看了录像带是的我我我
我喜欢
它但是呃我的老板不喜欢它
...
的愚蠢儿子[ __ ]你没有看
录像带当然我确实看了，这是一件事
不选我而是对我撒谎
我没有骗你，我看得很好
你又撒谎了，我看着它继续下去
匹诺曹
我没有，你没有，我告诉你我
看了
录像带，你看了录像带吗
[掌声]
[音乐]
不，不敢相信乔伊，我讨厌被
称为骗子，但你是
骗子，我刚刚
对你说了什么还在这里，是的，我必须说
我不仅受伤了，当我
告诉别人我做了什么事情时，我受到了侮辱
让我阻止你，好吧
首先你撒了谎，然后你撒了谎
撒了谎，好吧，然后你撒了谎
撒了谎，好吧，所以在你撒谎之前
撒谎关于撒谎关于撒谎
撒谎停止
撒谎你为什么这样当然我没有看
这盘录像带，你想知道为什么你想
知道
为什么会这样
好吧，这就是我如何知道你没有看
录像带好吧，如果你看过这盘录像带上的
内容，相信我，你会
现在有一些评论，记住我
为此得到了很多钱，它
只在
日本
Ichibon Ichibon 口红
[音乐]
men ity Bon 口红
meno 这就是我知道你没有
看过
磁带的原因，他真的是变色龙
[音乐]
[英语]
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重点词汇
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重点语法结构
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I've had a really good time tonight you know I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date me neither
➔ 附加疑问句 & 关系从句简化
➔ “me neither” 是表示同意的简短回答，充当附加疑问句。“someone this much” 意味着“与某人达到这种程度”，是简化后的关系从句。
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you know are you going to eat that bread oh I I just like the smell you make me laugh
➔ 语篇标记 & 目的状语
➔ 'You know' 是一个语篇标记，用于检查理解或吸引听众。“to make me laugh” 是一个不定式短语，表达喜欢气味的目的是为了让我发笑。
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mhm maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little how about all the way
➔ 情态动词表示可能性 & 使用“how about”的建议
➔ 'maybe' 是情态动词，表示可能性。“how about all the way?” 是提出建议的常用方式，为最初的提议提供替代方案。
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oh you you can see them huh yes they're insanely white I I did that for you
➔ 强调词 & 强调重复
➔ 'insanely' 是一个强调词，用于强调白色的程度。“I I” 的重复强调了说话者的行动和动机。
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