hey you guys check it out check it out
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guess what job I just
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got I don't know but Donald Trump wants
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black what blue blazer back he he wants
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back you said black why would he want
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black well you you you know what I meant
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no you messed it up
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stupid Hey new wallet huh uh yeah it was
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time the old condom ring in the leather
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just doesn't say cool anymore you
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know Rachel you just put an empty carton
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back in the fridge oh yeah I know but
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full have you ever taken out the
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trash well I uh thought you liked doing
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it third door on the left
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right oh hey Mr Trigger he
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what are you doing um oh
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oh sorry it's a little old
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but look you're clogging up the shoot I
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just spent a half hour on
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clogging I'm sorry I didn't I don't come
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in here a lot oh yeah of course you
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don't cuz you're a little
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princess Daddy buy me a pizza Daddy buy
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me a candy factory Daddy make the cast
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of cats sing Happy Birthday to
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me what you think you can just come in
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here make a mess a big man in the cover
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Ralls or come and clean it up huh well
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why don't you think of someone else for
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sorry God you're going to cry about it
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I'm quitting I just helped an
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81-year-old woman put on a thong and she
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it I'm telling you I'm quitting that's
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it I'm talking to my boss right now yes
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I am yes I am yes I am yes I am yes I am
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yes I am okay bye call me when you get
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message oh Mr walam I uh really need to
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talk to you in a moment please I'm in
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the middle of a task and you have a
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customer hi hi I'm Joshua hi I'm I'm
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Rachel Green what could I do for you
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Joshua well uh I need a whole new
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wardrobe my wife well my exwife oh I'm
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sorry anyway she burned all of my
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clothes so I got away with two things
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this suit and were turned out to be a uh
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skirt well at least that's a great suit
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yeah but it wasn't much fun dropping off
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the dry cleaners in the skirt
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so I need everything down to underwear
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so if you're willing I'm uh I'm all
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okay Rachel you needed to speak to me no
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me well we should get started let me
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underwear the selection of underwear
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carry oh I'm sorry it's this way it's
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this way it's this way yeah sorry
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would you like to go to a basketball
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with you know it's funny basketball
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because I happen to have tickets to
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Nick what do you think oh well as a
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single woman who is
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available I think you look great huh H
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yep oh yeah you look
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great oh yeah yeah this looks
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great um so you like it I do I do I love
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it in fact I I think I'm going to wear
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it home great all right well thank you
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so much for all your help sure well I
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guess uh I guess this is
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it thanks maybe I'll see you in the
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spring you know with the uh for the
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bathing suits well you don't want to do
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now that's okay I anyway hopefully I'll
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see you around sometime
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basketball sorry I uh I have two tickets
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to the Knicks game tonight if you're
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interested just as a thank you for this
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week wow that would be great really yeah
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that would be fantastic my my nephew is
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crazy about the Nicks
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this is fantastic thank you so much
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Rachel good morning
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hi okay for next time what do you say I
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have an extra ticket an extra ticket not
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two tickets I have an extra
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ticket so the first time you asked a guy
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out he he turned you
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down he didn't turn me down he's at the
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game isn't he I got the date I'm just
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not on it I can't believe I'm getting my
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nails done and you said it was going to
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fun which it kind of
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is also you said there were going to be
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other guys here there are no other guys
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here jayer there's a guy right over
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don't worry this doesn't make you any
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does what am I sitting
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on I'd hate to think what this woman was
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scratching when this broke
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off hey you know uh who used to have
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nails like that no oh my
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God so nice thank you for doing this oh
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please cooking soothes me
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so digging right oh it all looks so
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good oh my god oh I know my God this is
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so this rice is I so
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you oh yeah sorry they used to live here
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and sometimes I migrate back
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over is there uh is there some way that
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they could uh not be here it's just that
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uh Farm Birds really kind of freak me
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okay here we go here we
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go hey how'd you do that
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all G so Farm Birds huh yeah it's it's
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my only weird thing I swear and I I
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would have told you about it but I
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didn't know that they would be
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okay so can I serve you a little of what
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what's what nothing I uh it's just that
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I know that they're still out there
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they're across the hall I mean that's
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two doors away it's going to take them a
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long time to Peck their way back over
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here that's that's not
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funny okay you know would you feel
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better if we went someplace else I mean
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we could pack all this stuff up and you
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know go to your apartment oh they're
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working on it this week it's a total
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mess but uh I'm staying at my parents
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house we could go there your parents
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yeah they're out of town oh
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yeah it's a huge place and and it's got
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this gorgeous view of the park it'd be
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very very romantic what do you say yeah
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works yeah they can smell the
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sunsh the SK is clear the morning
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morning you have to do that it's
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Saturday oh come on morning's here
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here morning's here Sunshine is
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apartment I hate the color of these
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walls I hate the fact that this place
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bird hate that singing guy are you
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kidding I love that
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guy morning's here morning is here stop
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here Sunshine is here
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morning hey you're back hey get into
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gear breakfast is near the dark of night
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disappeared I'll see you tomorrow
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okay so much is happening I know Ross is
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getting married Phoebe's making
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people everybody's doing stuff yeah we
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just sit here I mean if I died the only
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way people would even know that I was
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here would be by the as print on this
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chair look we have to do something okay
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huge we could climb Mount
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Everest no no not something stupid
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something huge no no no no no I saw an
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ad for this video people climb that
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thing every day we could totally do that
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why not I mean it's just it's just
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climbing it's just it's just
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steep we're going to Everest okay be
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nice to leave an ass print on
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Everest hey hey what what's up we're
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going to climb Mount Everest yeah baby
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really I looked into that yeah but I
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mean it cost like $60,000 and you know
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you could die and and you would
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well we could get that ever video though
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yeah we could do that without you know
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risking our lives at
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all and while we're down at the video
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store you know what else we can could
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hard but you know what I just remembered
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that Everest thing is only available
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through mail order oh well so you guys
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will stay here and hang out with me yeah
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yeah but I'll tell you something one of
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these days we're going to get off our
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butts and rent die hard again yeah we
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are we are oh my God you still have the
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chipper the what that's what we used to
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call your uh your motorcycle in high
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you know what a motorcycle is a chopper
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cute wow Lipper from the
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chipper so you still in touch with
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anyone from high school um there's
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Rachel and um that's it how about you oh
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yeah I still hang with Simmons and zna
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and and that's see spinler a lot and
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aine Kelly and I run into Goldie from
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time to time stick Brown zov Maguire JT
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Beardsley is that all ah you know After
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High School you just kind of lose
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touch oh yeah I ran into Richard Dorfman
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oh how is he not so good me and Simmons
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wedgie isn't he an architect now yeah
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underwear weird what your nails oh I
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know I never wear fake ones I just did
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it so my mom wouldn't give me grief
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about biting them oh no I meant it's
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weird that you only have nine
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God wait a minute I had him when I put
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oh my God it's in the
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kiche oh my God okay don't panic I'm
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going to go to the store I'm going to
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get you another set of nails no one's
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going to know and you're going to look
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oh it's cuz they're going to eat that's
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problem honey don't bite your
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nails okay uh please don't freak out um
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but uh there's a blue fingernail in in
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one of the kich cups and there's no way
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one and whoever finds it wins the
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prize I make you take an oath no I made
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myself take one yeah no fooling around
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with clients and um always be
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prepared yeah that one's actually from
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the Boy Scouts but it just makes good
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sense why don't you just give them to
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somebody else no I can handle it no I'm
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professional oh fibes is that a new
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bracelet wellow and you got a pedicure
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your feet are all dressed
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up because that's the only part of you
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he can see when he's on the table
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you're going to do some feet
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flirting I don't know what you're
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about then how do you explain the tow
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ring because it's Arabian princess day
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at work okay leave me alone I don't
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think you heard me are you ready to
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no Gandalf Gandalf is Coming to Town
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Kathy's with her parents I have nothing
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to do so tomorrow we are partying with
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elf dude dude we are so going to
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party wow okay dude
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alert and who is this guy Mike Gandalf
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ganderson only like the funnest guy in
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the world I'm going to call and get off
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work tomorrow oh I'm going to call after
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you this is going to be so cool dude we
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any all right were you guys smoking
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something in the back of our van
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really and what do you mean we never
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have fun anymore you have fun with me
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remember the time we saw those strippers
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then you paid me 50 bucks to eat that
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book Joey you are going to love this guy
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Gandalf is like the party wizard well
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why do you call him Gandalf Gandalf the
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wizard hello didn't you read Lord of the
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school no I had sex in high school I'm
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so so sorry I was going to do do it
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really but then I was standing there
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$327 in one hand and $238 in the other
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hand and I was thinking wow it's been a
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$238 Joey we had a deal that that's why
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you're here I've got to fire you and
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rent look how how about this you don't
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fire me instead I stay here I gain their
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trust and and then they'll start
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listening to all the nice things I've
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you what kind of things you've been
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saying well nothing yet they really hate
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you and I want to fit in hey hey sorry
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I'm late did I miss anything well Joey
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stuffing 15 Oreos in his
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mouth 15 your personal
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best so where were you oh on a date yeah
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I met this girl on the train going to a
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his okay it was just me and her at the
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back of the train and I sat near the
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door so she'd have to pass by me if she
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wanted to like switch cars she was
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totally at my Mercy were you so late
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because you were burying this
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woman no I'm getting back now because
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she lives in pypy she seems really great
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but she's like 2 and 1 half hours away
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how can she be great if she's from pipy
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okay that joke would have killed an
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Albany done I did it huh who's stupid
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huh hey hi listen can we watch cartoons
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on your television we need a porn break
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we spent the last two hours watching in
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again so why don't you just turn it off
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because then we'd be the guys who turned
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porn oh good you're here hi hi what you
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got here oh this well I'm glad you
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asked now don't you hate it when you
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have to cut a tin can with an ordinary
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Knife now I know what you're thinking
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pregnant woman slays
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Four B they didn't make you pay for
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those knives did they no are you sure no
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honey you're not going to make enough
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money to help Frank and Alice just by
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selling knives no no I know that but I
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just need to make enough money for the
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second part of my plan what's the second
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part of your plan my Saturn dealership
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