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hey hey hi thank you 00:00
[Music] 00:06
what are we gonna talk about what you 00:15
guys did last night or 00:17
it's nice 00:23
Ross invited us all to watch 00:24
great we were gonna miss our friends 00:30
getting married 00:32
you did 00:37
what what 00:39
hello we didn't get married getting 00:41
married 00:44
laughs 00:46
wait wait wait I remember being in the 00:50
chapel they would not let us get married 00:53
when we were that drunk we let you get 00:56
married when you're drunk 00:58
most people get married in Vegas are 00:59
drunk 01:01
and I'm drunk right now 01:03
I can't have a mimosa with breakfast I'm 01:06
on vacation 01:09
you guys gonna do oh I guess we just 01:11
find a divorce lawyer oh well I think I 01:13
think 01:16
Ross already has one 01:17
now this one's free right because you 01:21
paid for the first two so you get the 01:23
third one for free 01:24
laugh it up but the joke's on you 01:26
because we don't need to get divorced 01:28
okay we're just gonna get an annulment 01:30
an annulment Ross I don't think surgery 01:33
is the answer here 01:36
oh oh that's your thing 01:39
what 01:43
you know that you're the guy who gets 01:45
divorced 01:47
that's not my thing 01:50
I do not love getting divorced 01:52
her third divorce God you love divorce 01:57
so much I'm probably gonna marry it and 02:00
then 02:02
then it won't work out so you're gonna 02:03
have to divorce it divorcing guy 02:06
I'm so drunk 02:09
keep going we are phasing the accent out 02:12
phasing it out 02:15
so without retesting their results in 02:17
the laboratory 02:21
the team would never have identified 02:22
the initial errors in their carbon 02:28
dating a nail as well 02:32
were there any questions at this point 02:36
yes what's happening to your accent 02:40
come again what's what's this nonsense 02:45
all right I'm I'm not English 02:52
I'm from Long Island 02:56
I was really nervous and the accent just 02:59
just came out 03:02
I'm sorry 03:04
so if we could just get back to the 03:08
lecture 03:10
um 03:12
were there any questions 03:13
about paleontology 03:18
okay 03:25
I'm gonna be moving out so you are going 03:27
to be in charge of paying the rent right 03:29
and what does that do first of the month 03:31
that's every month 03:33
no just the months you actually want to 03:35
live here 03:37
okay here's the phone bill 03:39
oh my God 03:43
that's our phone number 03:45
now look I know I kind of sprung this 03:48
whole me moving out on you things so why 03:51
don't I just I just cover you for a 03:53
while no no no way Joey Tribbiani does 03:55
not take charity 03:58
anymore 04:00
it's not charity Joe I don't know forget 04:01
it okay I mean thanks but I'm done 04:04
taking money from you all right I could 04:06
take care of myself now what's next look 04:08
okay uh here's the electric bill this is 04:10
how much we pay for electric well yeah 04:13
so we'll do the rest of the bills later 04:20
then 04:22
I rarely connect with someone this much 04:24
on the first date 04:26
me neither 04:29
I've had a really good time too you know 04:32
are you gonna eat that bread 04:37
all right I just like the smell 04:40
you make me laugh 04:46
would you like to move over to the couch 04:49
[Music] 04:52
maybe I'll just turn down the lights a 04:58
little 05:00
how about all the way okay 05:01
wow cool poster or should I say groovy 05:12
poster 05:16
so uh 05:19
where were we 05:22
are those your teeth 05:28
oh 05:30
you can see them huh 05:33
they're insanely white yeah 05:36
I did that for you 05:39
what's the matter with me you've got a 05:45
black light it's 19.99. 05:47
things I learned while working at the 05:51
coffee house 05:53
um 05:54
first of all the customer is always 05:55
right a smile goes a long way 05:57
and if anyone is ever rude to you sneeze 06:01
muffin 06:05
thanks rage 06:08
hey you guys are terrific 06:09
how about clearing out of here so I can 06:14
get some new customers huh it's all 06:15
about turnover 06:17
basically can I get my call 06:23
sorry Ross I'll get it for you right now 06:26
and since I made you wait I'll toss in a 06:28
free muffin 06:30
I know let's rest and drink lots of 06:36
fluids 06:38
but you know if I'm going to bed 06:42
you're coming 06:45
that would be impossible to resist if 06:48
you weren't all 06:50
drippy here 06:52
are you saying that you don't want to 06:55
get with this 06:57
[Laughter] 07:00
yeah I don't think you should say that 07:04
even when you're healthy 07:06
take this personally okay it's just that 07:14
I just can't have sex with a sick person 07:17
with you Chandler have 07:20
I mean I'm not sick let me prove it to 07:25
you 07:27
we are two healthy people but the bribe 07:28
of life 07:32
see that's the thing I would like to 07:35
stay in the proud of my life this is my 07:37
favorite part yeah me too 07:40
you know what's sadder than this Bambi 07:44
I cried for three days with that movie 07:48
no wait two because on the third day my 07:50
mother killed herself so I was partly 07:52
crying for that 07:54
see now that I can see crying over but 07:57
Bambi is a cartoon you can cry when 07:59
Bambi's mother died yes it was very sad 08:02
when the guy stopped drawing the deer 08:04
foreign 08:08
[Music] 08:11

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[中文]
嘿嘿,嗨,你们好,谢谢
(音乐)
我们今天要聊些什么,你们...
大家昨晚干了什么,或者
真不错
罗斯邀请我们所有人去看
太好了,我们本来要错过朋友们的
结婚的事
你们已经结婚了
什么?什么?
你好,我们并没有结婚,只是
结婚
笑声
等等,等等,我记得我们在
教堂里他们不让我们结婚
那时候我们喝得太醉了,才让你们结婚
醉酒时结婚
大多数在拉斯维加斯结婚的人都是
喝醉的
而我现在正喝得烂醉
我不能边吃早餐边喝香槟鸡尾酒,我正在
度假
你们要干什么?哦,我想我们只能
找个离婚律师了,算了,我觉得我
罗斯已经有一个了
现在这个是免费对吧,因为你们
已经付了前两次,所以可以
第三次免费
笑吧,但笑话在你们这边
因为我们根本不需要离婚
好吧,我们只会去做个婚姻无效宣告
婚姻无效,罗斯,我不认为手术
是答案
哦,那是你的事
什么
你知道你是那个
经常离婚的人
那不是我的风格
我不喜欢离婚
她已经第三次离婚,天啊,你真爱离婚
太多了,我大概会和它结婚,然后
然后
那样的话就不会成功,所以你得
离婚啊,离婚的家伙
我喝太多了
继续吧,我们正在淡化口音
淡化它
所以如果不重新测试他们的实验结果
在实验室里
团队永远不会发现
他们的碳
年代测定也出错
此时还有没有问题
有,请问你的口音怎么了
再说一遍,这是什么胡说八道
好吧,我不是英国人
我来自长岛
我真的很紧张,口音就这样
出现了
对不起
所以我们能回到
讲座吗
还有没有问题
关于古生物学的
好的
我要搬走了,所以你们得
负责付房租,对吧
每月的第一天该怎么做
每个月都是如此
不,只是你们真的想要住的那些月份
住在这里
好的,这是电话账单
我的天啊
这是我们的电话号码
现在听着,我知道我有点儿突然
整个搬走的事落在你们身上,所以为什么
我不能只帮你们付一笔
不不不,乔伊·崔比亚尼绝不会
接受施舍
再也不
这不是施舍,乔,我不知道,算了
好吧,我是说谢谢,但我已经受够了
不想再向你们要钱了,好,我可以
自己照顾自己,接下来呢,看看
好的,这是电费,这个数额是
我们每月要付多少钱,好吧
所以其余账单稍后再付
然后
我很少和人这么投缘
在第一次约会时
我也是
我也玩得很开心,你知道吗
你要吃那块面包吗
好啊,我只是喜欢它的味道
你让我笑
你想搬到沙发上去吗
(音乐)
也许我把灯调暗一点
一点点
全调暗,行吗
哇,酷海报,或者说时髦的
海报
所以呃
我们刚才说到哪儿了
那些是你的牙吗
你能看到吗
它们真的非常白,没错
我为了你这么做的
我怎么了,你有个
黑光灯,售价19.99美元
我在咖啡店工作时学到的事
咖啡馆
首先,顾客永远是
对的,一个微笑能产生很大影响
如果有人对你不礼貌,打个喷嚏
松饼
谢谢,Rage
嘿,你们太棒了
要不我们搬走,我可以
去找新顾客吧,嗯,这全是
关于营业额
基本上,我能打我的电话吗
抱歉,罗斯,我现在就帮你接
既然让你久等了,我再送你一个
免费松饼
我知道,休息一下,多喝点
液体
但你知道的,如果我要上床睡觉
你来吧
如果不是这样,我根本抵抗不了
你们不是全部
这里这么黏糊糊的
你是说你不想要
参与进来吗
(笑声)
是啊,我觉得你不该那样说
即使你很健康
别往心里去,好吗,只是说
我不能和生病的人上床
和你在一起,钱德勒,有
我的意思是我并没有病,让我给你证明
给你看
我们两个人都很健康,但人生的诱惑
生命的诱惑
看,这就是我想要的
保持我生活的骄傲,这对我来说
是我最喜欢的部分,嗯,我也是
你知道还有比这更悲伤的是什么吗?《班比》
我为那部电影哭了三天
不,对了,是两天,因为第三天我
妈妈自杀了,所以我有点儿
为此而哭
看,我现在可以说我哭是因为
《班比》是一部卡通,你可以在
班比的妈妈去世时哭,真的很伤感
当那个画家停下画鹿的时候
外国的
(音乐)
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重点词汇

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词汇 含义

married

/ˈmærid/

B1
  • adjective
  • - 已婚的
  • verb
  • - 结婚

divorce

/dɪˈvɔːrs/

B2
  • noun
  • - 离婚
  • verb
  • - 离婚

annulment

/əˈnʌlmənt/

C1
  • noun
  • - 婚姻无效的法律宣告

drunk

/drʌŋk/

A2
  • adjective
  • - 醉酒的

vacation

/veɪˈkeɪʃən/

A2
  • noun
  • - 假期

mimosa

/mɪˈmoʊzə/

C1
  • noun
  • - 香槟橙汁鸡尾酒

lecture

/ˈlɛktʃər/

B2
  • noun
  • - 讲座

paleontology

/ˌpeɪliɒnˈtɒlədʒi/

C1
  • noun
  • - 古生物学

rent

/rɛnt/

A2
  • noun
  • - 租金
  • verb
  • - 租

electric

/ɪˈlɛktrɪk/

B1
  • adjective
  • - 电的

turnover

/ˈtɜːrnˌoʊvər/

B2
  • noun
  • - 营业额

customer

/ˈkʌstəmər/

A2
  • noun
  • - 顾客

muffin

/ˈmʌfɪn/

A2
  • noun
  • - 松饼

fluids

/ˈfluːɪdz/

B2
  • noun (plural)
  • - 液体

healthy

/ˈhɛlθi/

A2
  • adjective
  • - 健康的

bribe

/braɪb/

B2
  • noun
  • - 贿赂
  • verb
  • - 行贿

cartoon

/kɑːrˈtuːn/

A2
  • noun
  • - 卡通、漫画

accent

/ˈækˌsɛnt/

B1
  • noun
  • - 口音

laboratory

/ˈlæb(ə)rətɔːri/

B2
  • noun
  • - 实验室

carbon

/ˈkɑːrbən/

B2
  • noun
  • - 碳

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  • I can"t have a mimosa with breakfast.

    ➔ 情态动词(否定)'cannot'

    "can't"(cannot)情态动词表示不能或禁止。

  • We"re just gonna get an annulment.

    ➔ 非正式的将来时 "gonna"

    "gonna""going to" 的非正式缩写,用来表示将来的意图。

  • I don"t think surgery is the answer here.

    ➔ 动词 + that‑从句(省略)

    ➔ 动词 "think" 后面隐含一个 **that‑从句**,口语中常省略 "that"

  • I"m not English, I"m from Long Island.

    ➔ 否定的系动词结构

    "not" 位于动词 "am" 之后,将句子变为否定:**I’m not English**。

  • I was really nervous and the accent just came out.

    ➔ 过去式 + 副词 "just" + 短语动词

    "just" 强调动作的突发性:**came out**。

  • I could take care of myself now.

    ➔ 表示可能性的情态动词 "could"

    "could" 表示说话者相信自己能够做某事:**take care**。

  • What are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night?

    ➔ 现在进行时疑问句(be + –ing)

    "Are" + "talking" 构成现在进行时,用来询问计划中的讨论。

  • When we were that drunk we let you get married.

    ➔ 使役动词 "let" + 动词原形

    "Let" 是表示“允许”的使役动词,后面直接跟动词原形 **get**。

  • maybe I"ll just turn down the lights a little.

    ➔ 将来时简单式 "will"

    "I'll"(I will)表示说话时的自愿决定:**turn down**。

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