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[中文]

来吧。我用了我所有最好的东西。我我我

点燃了一些蜡烛。我放了一些音乐。我

使用了浴盐和泡泡浴，并为你准备了

这艘小型塑料海军舰艇。所以，

这是一个男孩浴室。 [笑声]

>> 这确实有点搞砸了。

>> 我发誓如果你尝试一下，你一定会喜欢它。

>> 好的。如果我这样做，我们至少可以

在阳台上讨论性吗？

>> 绝对。

>> 我不知道讨论会如何进行

。

>> [笑声]

[笑声]

>> 好吧，这还不错。我喜欢

花香，

>> 这没关系，因为我有我的船。

[笑声]

>> 所以，

>> 天啊，

>> 我告诉过你你是个洗澡的人。嘿，

当你出去时，也许我可以给你做

面部护理。

我需要一艘更大的船。那么，

>> 游戏怎么样？

>> 我不知道。

>> 什么？

>> 是的，我只是假装观看

比赛，这样我就不必帮忙做

的事情了。

>> 我不相信你。那太棒了。

[笑声]

>> 莫妮卡不知道。

>> 不。每隔一段时间，我就会大喊

并对着电视尖叫。 [笑声]

>> 嘿，什么？嘿，

>> 你的队伍赢了吗？

>> 哦，是的。安德森刚刚又进球了。

>> 没有安德森。

>> 嘿，宝贝。

>> 嘿，亲爱的。所以，我们刚刚收到了 Bob 和 Fa Bing 送给我们的

结婚礼物。他们不

喜欢我们，是吗？

>> 谁说六块钱以下就买不到一个漂亮的潘趣酒碗

？

>> 也许我们可以收回它。

>> 不，它没有说明它来自哪里。

我们将把它归还到哪里？

>> 去街上怎么样？从

阳台说？

我们为什么不找个地方放它呢？

>> 在那个柜子里怎么样？

>> 不，那是我们存放

罐头食品的地方。您是否完全忘记了

在入职培训中学到的一切？

[笑声]

>> 浴室旁边的衣柜怎么样？

>> 哦，好吧。来吧，你为什么不让我做

呢？

>> 不，不，不，不，不。我会做。亲爱的，

你必须学会​​坐下来放松

，偶尔让你的丈夫处理一些事情

。它被锁了。你有

来帮助我。 [笑声]

>> 为什么被锁了？

>> 没有理由。我把私人物品放在

里。

>> 嗯，你知道，我在这里

住了一段时间，但我从未见过壁橱里的

是什么。

中的内容是什么？

>> 女性化的东西。

>> 不要试图让我对

女性化的东西感到不舒服。

>> Taylor，其中

与您无关。如果你爱我，你就会

放手。

[笑声]

>> 很好。

>> 谢谢。

爱你。

>> 我并没有试图打开你的衣柜。我

并没有试图打开你的衣柜。我

发誓。 [笑声]

>> 哇。莫妮卡在这附近管理着一艘非常严格的船

，不是吗？ [笑声]

>> 你在做什么？

>> 莫妮卡有一个秘密衣柜，但她不会

让我看看里面有什么。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 我不知道。她可能

藏在这里而我看不到什么？

>> 我不知道。

>> 哦，我打赌是理查德。 [笑声]

>> 为什么莫妮卡要把理查德留在

这里？

>> 好吧，我突然想到，呃，也许

她正在吃蛋糕，

也在吃。你是蛋糕，理查德是

两者。 [笑声]

或者，

>> 开始吧。

我看过这部电影一次，那里有一扇

门，没有人知道它后面是什么。

当他们最终打开它时，

数以百万计的

虫子涌了出来，它们以

人类的肉为食。

你知道，

尊重你妻子的隐私不会害死你。

>> 还不错。我用我妻子的工具自己完成了

这一切。

天啊。

[笑声]

>> 你是怎么进去的？

>> 你很乱。

>> 不，你不应该看到这个。

>> 我嫁给了弗雷德·桑福德。 [笑声]

>> 不，钱德勒，你不明白。

好的。好的。好的。美好的。现在你知道了。

好的。我，你知道，我病了。

>> 不，我你没有生病。听着，我

爱你并不是因为你很有条理。尽管如此，我

还是爱你。

>> 真的吗？

>> 你保证不会告诉任何人？

>> 是的。瞧，现在我知道了，如果我

有一些多余的东西，我们可以

共享衣柜吗？哦，好吧，

只是嗯，我担心你可能会搞砸

。

>> 我玩了这个游戏一整天，现在我

统治了它。他们应该将其名称

更改为钱德勒小姐。

>> 不过，我希望他们不会。

>> 等一下。你整天呆在家里

，玩吃豆人小姐，而我像个傻瓜一样去

去工作。

>> 我得到了所有前 10 名的分数。我

把菲比从黑板上抹掉了。高五。

你的手怎么了？

[笑声]

>> 好吧，我已经玩了大约

八个小时了。就会松了来吧，

看看分数。哦，还要看看

的缩写。这些都是脏话。

>> 钱德勒，你为什么要这么做？

>> 因为它太棒了。

>> 你认为这很聪明吗？

>> 好吧，你知道，他们只给你三个

字母，所以之后这有点

挑战。

>> 嘿，等一下。这个不

脏。嗯，就是当你将它

与那个放在一起时。

>> 哦，

好吧，如果你不清除这个，你

就不会为我得到其中一个。

[笑声]

看，

>> 本明天会来这里玩

这个游戏。这不可能在那里。

>> 来吧。他甚至不知道它们

的含义。

>> Jaylor，他七岁了。他并不傻。

>> 你最近和他聊过吗？

>> 嘿，托比。祝你晚安。

>> 那家伙刚刚叫你托比吗？

[笑声]

>> 是的，他认为那是我的名字。

>> 那么，你为什么不纠正他呢？噢，

已经持续太久了。

你知道，我的意思是，他第一次说

时，我们只是在

走廊里擦肩而过，所以我什么也没说。

然后下次他说：“嘿，

托比，你想要一个甜甜圈吗？”我想要

甜甜圈。

现在五年过去了，甜甜圈

不见了，而我仍然是托比。

>> 洗澡。但我现在要乘坐你的船

。你只是一个浴缸里的女孩。

>> 嘿。嗨，泡泡。男子气概。 [笑声]

好吧，我只是想过来

让你知道乔伊的情况。

>> 你告诉她了。 [笑声]

>> 她把它从我身上拉了出来。她就像一个

对话向导。 [笑声]

>> 进展如何？好吧，你错了。他

不喜欢我。

>> 什么？是的。如果我

送你去李梅杰家，我告诉

你他喜欢你，而你

去了那里，发现他不

喜欢你，你会怎么样？你感觉如何？

[笑声]

>> 我想我不会在意。

>> 真的吗？李少校很热。

>> [笑声]

>> 你好。

>> 我们在浴室里。 [笑声]

>> 为什么？

>> 因为这是一段轻松愉快的

时光。

>> 你们在这儿做什么？

>> 天啊。他以不同的方式看待朋友

，

，但这是错误的。这是雷切尔。

>> 你喜欢瑞秋？

>> 嘿，看。没什么大不了的。好的。

菲比和我讨论过这件事。这只是

迷恋。它会消失的，伙计。

你必须重新排列你的气泡。哇哦。

[笑声]

>> 马扎浴缸。 [笑声]

>> 嘿。嘿。嘿。

>> 我和拉什在找你。我们都在这里做什么

？ [笑声]

>> 天哪。

>> 亲爱的，用船把它盖起来。

[笑声]

>> 你好。

>> 是的，我们都在这里，我们希望

您加入我们。 [笑声]

嗯，嘿，发生了什么事？哦，很酷的

船。哦，不。 [笑声]

>> 嘿，你告诉他们了吗？

>> 不，我在等你。

>> 告诉我们什么。我们有一个女孩。

>> 我稍后再联系你。

>>嗨。

>>嗨。

>> [笑声]

>> 那么，你们中哪一位幸运的孩子是

钱德勒？

>> 呃，那就是我。 [笑声]

>> 这就是我。

>> 乔伊·特里亚尼。大粉丝。

>> 那么，那是卧室吗？

>> 是的。是的。就在那里。

>> 好吧。每当你准备好时。

[笑声]

>> 这很奇怪。

>> 为什么她要进卧室？

>> 我在等。

>> [笑声]

>> 所以，她是一个

>> 是的，那是一个裸体妓女。

>> 所以，今晚是大型

单身派对之夜。

>> 是的。嘿，谢谢你给我那个

女孩的电话号码。

>> 没问题。说吧，聚会是为谁举办的？

>> 给我丈夫的。

>> 你把你丈夫藏起来是个妓女。

>> 她是一名​​脱衣舞娘。

>> 不，她是妓女。

这就是他们有时所说的脱衣舞娘

吗？

>> 当他们是妓女时。

>> 我的上帝，圣。我简直不敢相信你现在竟然做了

这件事。你绝对确定她是

妓女？

>> 要么就是这样，要么她就是我有史以来最好的

最昂贵的约会对象。

>> 好吧。好的。也许你

应该请她离开。

>> 为什么是我？嘿，这是你的单身派对，

>> 这就是你应该这样做的原因。我不想

。你做吧。

>> 你做到了。

>> 你做到了。

>> 好吧。石头、布、剪刀。谁

必须告诉他们离开？

>> [笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 我想念这个。

>> 我认为我们之前并没有真正做过

。

>> 不，[笑声]

不。我想念和你一起出去玩。

>> 好吧，我们还是一起出去玩。

>> 是的，不像我们以前那样。记住？你

和我曾经形影不离，

你知道。现在情况似乎有所不同

。

>> 嗯，你知道，情况有所不同。

我现在结婚了。是的，当然。

嘿，别误会我的意思。我为你们感到非常高兴

。但我只是怀念只有我们一起出去玩

，你知道。

>> 是的，我也想念那个。

>> 我会告诉你什么。现在，当我们

抽出时间互相出去玩时，

>> 你明白了。过来吧。

>> 天啊。听着，我差一点就要

抢劫你们了。

>> 她是个妓女。 [笑声]她是一个

妓女。她是

>> 嗨。我们通过电话交谈。

这太令人兴奋了。如此迷人。

人们给我们拍照。我

看起来怎么样？

>> 有点高。

>> 什么？是的。你介意稍微蹲下

让我看起来更高吗？

就这样吧。 [笑声]

[音乐]

[掌声]

>> 干得好，乔。干得好。一流的。

>> 你喜欢它吗？你真的喜欢它吗？

>> 哦，是的。 [笑声]

具体是哪一部分？

>> 整个事情。开始了。不，不，不。

给我一些具体信息。我喜欢

的细节。具体细节是最好的

部分。

>> 嘿，

袋鼠的场景怎么样？

>> 你喜欢那部分吗？

>> 我很惊讶地看到了一只袋鼠。

[笑声]

>> 在第一次世界大战的史诗中。

你睡着了。 [笑声]

没有袋鼠。他们没有采纳我的

任何建议。 [笑声]

非常感谢你的到来，伙计。

稍后见。

>> 别走。对不起。我很抱歉。看，

这家伙睡着了。他也睡着了，

。生他的气吧。

[笑声]

或者叫救护车。

>> 胖子。

>> 嘿，钱德勒。为什么这么花哨？

>> 嗯，我得到了一份工作面试。这也是

的一件大事。还有很多

钱，我会进行数据

重新配置和统计

因式分解。

>> 等等，我想我知道有人这样做

。

>> 我？我这样做。

那么，说真的，我看起来还好吗？我

有点紧张。

>> 哦，是的。你真的看起来很棒。

>> 你知道，只是不要抱太大希望。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 好吧，采访。

>> 怎么样？

>> 你知道，

你给人的第一印象不太好。

>> 什么？

>> 哦，你不知道。

>> 你是认真的吗？

>> 是的。嗯，当我第一次见到你时，你

就像等等等等。我当时想，

嘘。

>> [笑声]

>> 我在做什么？

>> 嗯，这就像你

太努力了。总是开玩笑你知道吗？你

只是显得有点需要帮助。

>> 我们第一次见面时你喜欢我吗，

>> 钱德勒？我不会对你撒谎。

但我要逃离你。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。那么，你觉得怎么样？

新发型、项链、连衣裙、靴子、

靴子。

>> 现在，它们比我

通常花在靴子上的钱多一点。嗯或者租房。

>> 天啊。

>> 我知道。

>> 我会怀念能够买得起

食物的日子。

>> 对不起。他们只是看起来

很好。女售货员看着

我，好像在说：“这些对你来说太贵了

。”

>> 她说得有道理。

>>嗨。

天啊。哦，莫妮卡，那双靴子

太棒了。

>> 它们是我的。 [笑声]

>> 是的。嗯，太糟糕了。我们将用

来返回它们。

>> 返回它们？嘘。他们会听到

你的声音。

>> 嘿，我不会退还它们。好的。我

的意思是，我知道它们很贵，但我

会一直穿着它们。你会

看到的。此外，我喜欢赞美。我

的意思是，你有没有拥有过

如此美丽以至于每个人都想要的东西？

>> 我有你。

>> 不错的尝试。我留着靴子。您

想看什么吗？

>> 当然。什么？

>> 好的。嗯，这会很有趣。看

我吓坏了，钱德勒。

>> 亲爱的。

>> 是的。

>> 听着，呃，我一直在思考

，我不知道是

，因为我们在这里，还是瑞秋生了

，

，但是，

，我认为我们应该尝试生个孩子。

>> 好的。

那是什么？

>> 好的。我也一直在思考这个问题。

我想我们已经准备好了。

>> 什么？

[笑声]

>> 你在开玩笑吧？你你你认为

我们现在准备要孩子了吗？

>> 哦，这很有趣。

>> 你准备好生孩子了吗？

>> 我的儿子已经长大了。

>> 你也说过你已经准备好了。

>> 是的，但我只是和你搞砸了

，想让你的声音变得很高，

就像我现在一样怪异。你猜怎么着？

你难道不想永远拥有一个孩子吗？

>> 好的，退后吧，先生。

>> 在约翰休斯顿的哪部[音乐]电影中

您会听到这句台词？徽章？我们不需要

不需要臭徽章。

>> 马德雷山脉的宝藏。

>> 正确。有可能向后

奖金。

>> MADRE SIERRA 宝藏。

>> 是的。

>> 我想爬上机会之梯

，到金泥小屋去。

>> 明智的选择。有多少级？

>> 六。 [尖叫]

>> 这种噪音只能意味着一件事。

>> 饥饿的猴子。

我想要一张 Wicked Wango 卡。

>> 好的，这是一个音频问题。将这首电视主题曲命名为

。

哦。

>> 天哪。好吧，我知道这个。给我

等一下。

>> 告诉时间乌龟。

>> 闭嘴。我有梦想。

>> 是的。是的。你又回到领先位置了。

>> 我想转动轮子。

[笑声]

>> 超快的速度回合。有

跳跃奖励吗？

>> 当然。

[笑声]

>> 谁发明了双光眼镜？

>> 本·富兰克林。

>> 正确。哪一位君主统治伟大的

英国时间最长？

>> 维多利亚女王。

>> 正确。再说一次，但是您忘记在问题之间切换

条腿，所以没有跳跃

奖励。

>> 哦，每一次。 [笑声]

>> 现在

转到钱德勒。

>> 我想要一张 Google 卡。

>> 你确定吗？

>> 是的。编号

谷歌。

>> [笑声]

>> 天啊。恭喜你，罗斯。

因为钱德勒，你被

迷惑了。

>> 这是有史以来最好的游戏。

>> 罗斯，伙计，我可以带人

来参加你父母的周年纪念聚会吗？

>> 当然。

>> 当然。是的。那家伙是谁？

>> 嗯，他叫帕克，我在干洗店遇见了他

。

>> 哦。他在你的

灯笼裤里加了一点淀粉吗？

>> 谁说的？ [笑声]

不过现在，他真的很棒。他对生活有着

这种令人难以置信的热情，他

对待我就像女王一样，除了晚上

，当他对待我就像顽皮的女孩

我一样。 [笑声]

>> 哦，对了，今年我

给爸爸妈妈敬酒可以吗？

>> 呃，是的。您确定想了解

他们 20 号发生的事情吗？

>> 是的，我真的很愿意。

>> 好的。希望这次妈妈不会嘘你

。

>> 是的。每年罗斯都会祝酒，

总是很感人，

总是让他们哭泣。好吧，今年我

会让他们哭泣。

>> 你想知道为什么罗斯是他们

的最爱吗？ [笑声]

>> 不，真的。每当罗斯祝酒时，

每个人都会哭着拥抱他，拍拍他的背

，然后他们都会走到我身边

说，“上帝，你是兄弟。”你

知道今年

他们会说什么吗？

>> 天哪，你。

[笑声]

好吧，我可以向你保证至少有一个

人会哭。你知道，我是一名

演员，任何称职的演员都可以

在 Q 上哭泣。

>> 真的吗？你能做到吗？

>> 哦，你在开玩笑吗？手表。

[笑声]

[笑声]

>> 不，我不能让你们看着我

。

嗯，我以为乔伊和我出去玩后会没事的

，但好像我们

甚至不知道如何与彼此相处

了。

>> 我知道现在很困难，但情况会

变得更好。

>> 你怎么知道的？如果

情况变得越来越糟，到了

点，我们甚至无法彼此呆在同一个

房间里怎么办？

>> 我不太喜欢这个建议。

我可以对讽刺性的

评论感兴趣吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 一些奶酪。

>> 亲爱的，为什么 Bruce Springsteen CD

放在 Cat Stevens 的盒子里？

>> 假设我找不到合适的

CD 盒，我只是将其放入最近的

盒中。

>> 好的。那么，猫·史蒂文斯 CD 在哪里？

>> 在詹姆斯·泰勒案中。

>> 詹姆斯·泰勒 CD 在哪里？

>> 亲爱的，我会节省你一些时间。

200 张 CD。其中没有一个属于正确的

案例。 [笑声]

>> 好的，不用惊慌。深呼吸，

大家。

>> 已经过去了 10 个街区，还有 5 个街区。

>> 哦，等等。停止。停止。停止。

>> 哦，对不起。你需要休息一下吗？

[笑声]

>> 我的棕褐色靴子。嘿，你能靠近一点

以便我看看价格吗？

>> 我可以从这里看到它。这会让你付出

一位丈夫的代价。

>> 好的。对不起。我想我现在可以走

剩下的路了。只要把

给我我的靴子就可以了。

>> 我没有你的靴子。

>> 好吧，我也没有。

他们在哪里？好吧，当我咀嚼

一个马鞍包呢？

干草时，你为什么不检查一下我的

好的，

很好。好吧，我们得回去拿

它们。

>> 亲爱的，你真的打算再次穿上

靴子吗？

>> 好吧，我再也不会穿

了。

只是没有机会说再见。

[笑声]

>> 你知道吗？您可以告别

晒黑的了。

>> 好的。

好的。

>> 好的。

>> 再见，靴子。等等，半价。

>> 嘿，我从龙舌兰酒工厂回来了

>>。

>> 不能和道格一起去

吃晚饭真是太糟糕了。我告诉他你

和我分手了。然后他带我去了

所有这些脱衣舞俱乐部和肮脏的酒吧。

然后当我不肯给他我的

结婚戒指时，他向一只

鸟扔了一个汽水罐。

[笑声]

>> 我可以用嘴呼吸。

>> 你知道最糟糕的部分是什么吗？我

看看如果没有你我的生活会是什么样子

。你知道，这就像呃

膝上舞真是美好的生活。

[笑声]

>> 请答应我，你永远不会

离开我，我们会一起变老

，并彼此相伴一生

。

>> 我保证。

>> 嘿，说到一起，今年我们

寄一张节日贺卡怎么样？

>> 我不知道我们是否已经到了。

那么，你觉得怎么样？

>> 我还是明白了。 [笑声]

>> 你为什么给我这个？

>> 这是什么，

喊叫，流血，

扩张。

[笑声]

哦，扩张。

>> 这是婴儿

出生的视频吗？亲爱的，这是菲比的。为什么

你还要看它？

>> [笑声]

>> 我想也许你给我带来了

情人节的色情片[笑声]。

>> Chandler，如果你认为我会

给你看情人节色情片，

你是对的。

[欢呼]

>> 显然，这是关于一个年轻女孩

搬到大城市，你知道，为了

寻找明星，但最终与很多男人发生

性关系。

是的，我得到了四颗星。哦，请稍等

分钟。那些不是明星。无论如何，

[笑]

你想看一下吗？

>> 好吧，我现在心情不太好

。

>> 嘿，发生了什么事？

>> 好吧，还记得你第一次看到

《大白鲨》吗？返回

水中需要多长时间？

[笑声]

>> 我们不能让这盘磁带破坏情人节

。

>> 你不知道。你没看到。

>> 生孩子是一件很自然的事情。

很漂亮。

>> 哦，要美丽。真的吗？哦真的吗？

你觉得这很漂亮吗？ [尖叫]

>> 天啊。难怪我妈妈讨厌我。

[笑声]

[尖叫]

>> 瞧，亲爱的，那是

>> 别碰我。

>> 在战斗中踢谁的屁股，你还是罗斯？

毫无疑问。

>> 那么，你也认为罗斯也是吗？ [笑声]

>> 你选择了罗斯。

>> 罗斯真的很强。好的。他是你们三个中

最强的。

除了乔伊。

[笑声]

>> 我不敢相信你没有选择我。

>> 呃，在她的辩护中，她是对的。我

更强。我会毁了你。

>> 哦，真的吗？你以为你更强了？

你为什么不证明这一点？

>> 哦，我会证明这一点。我将像

定理一样证明它。

>> 嘿，等等。停下来。停止吧。停止。现在，

这个

公寓里没有人可以打架。

>> 嘿，莫妮卡。人们来看打斗。

让我们满足他们的需求。

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿，你们可以扳手腕了。

>> 是的，听护士的话。

[笑声]

>> 你正在下降。

>> 哦，是的。您将继续前往

市中心。

>> 说真的，伙计们，垃圾话

令人尴尬。

>> 整个下午都表现得很奇怪。

>> 是的，很好。美好的。并不完美，但足够

了。

>> 天哪，你怎么了？

>> 对不起。你说的是奶酪吗？

>> 好吧。这是怎么回事？

>> 菲比认为你和唐是

灵魂伴侣，而我不相信

之类的东西。但你们两个完全

相处。所以，听着，如果你想和

。

Dawn 私奔并住在奶酪房子里，我不会阻止你

>> 泰勒，你不相信灵魂伴侣吗？

>> 不，但我确信番茄会。

[笑声]

>> 我也不相信灵魂伴侣。

>> 你不知道吗？

>> 不。我不认为你和我

注定会在一起。我认为

我们相爱了，并且我们

努力维持我们的关系。有时我们

工作非常努力。 [笑声]

>> 那么你不想和唐娜

一起住在奶酪屋里吗？

>> 不。我我对此已经重新考虑了

。你知道

清洁起来有多困难吗？ [笑声]

>> 我爱你。

>> 我知道。

>> 你知道吗？今晚我要带你

出去吃晚饭。我发现这个地方

制作了最好的马苏里拉奶酪

棒和墨西哥胡椒爆米花。

不，真的。它们味道很好。

>> 好的。

>> 看，

>> 她偷了我的牛仔裤。

>> 什么？

>> 我整个星期都在寻找它们

，她戴着它们。

>> 所以，她偷了你的裤子，然后她

回来并在你面前穿上了它。

>> 你没看到吗？这是一次完美的犯罪。

>> 她一定已经计划了

年了。

>> 我会向你证明这一点。好的。大约

周前，我穿着那条牛仔裤，

我把一支笔掉在腿上，在胯部留下了

墨迹。现在，当她

回来时，我会找到它并向您展示

。

>> 在我们去窥探她的

怀疑的好处？

胯部之前，我们是否应该先给她

>> 很高兴能举办万圣节派对。

>> 是的。每个人都必须穿着

服装。

[笑声]

>> 来吧，会很有趣的。

>> 好吧，我会在那里。我的意思是，无论如何，我必须在

那天穿着服装参加所有课程。所以，

...

>> 请告诉我你不会穿衣服

像恐龙一样向上。

>> 不是连续两年。

我

>> 我会参加聚会，但我不会

盛装打扮。

>> 你必须这样做。

>> 没办法。瞧，万圣节真是太愚蠢了。

打扮并假装成

你不是的人。

>> 你是一名演员。 [笑声]

>> 那么，罗斯，你要带莫娜来吗？

>> 是的。是的，我想我会的。

>> 他们婚礼上的辣妹？是的。

好吧，

>> 嘿，如果她需要任何有关

服装的创意，她可以是呃比基尼模特

或者护士或性感啦啦队长。

或《德州电锯》中的《皮脸》

大屠杀。不，不，不。

皮脸。 [笑声]

>> 现在，乔伊不是也在

婚礼上对她示好吗？

>> 没错。他正在勾引她，

我抓住了她。我猜更好的人赢了。

请不要把她从我身边夺走。

[英语]

Come on. I used all my best stuff. I I I

lit some candles. I put on some music. I

used bath salts plus bubble bath and got

you this little plastic Navy ship. So,

it's a boy bath. [laughter]

>> This does butch it up a bit.

>> I swear if you try it, you will love it.

>> All right. If I do this, can we at least

discuss sex on the balcony?

>> Absolutely.

>> I don't know how that discussion is

going to go.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> All right, this isn't so bad. I like the

flowery smell,

>> which is okay because I've got my boat.

[laughter]

>> So,

>> oh my god,

>> I told you you were a bath person. Hey,

when you get out, maybe I can give you a

facial.

I'm going to need a bigger boat. So,

>> how's the game?

>> I have no idea.

>> What?

>> Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the

game so I don't have to help out with

stuff.

>> I don't believe you. That is brilliant.

[laughter]

>> And Monica has no idea.

>> Nope. Every once in a while, I just yell

and scream stuff at the TV. [laughter]

>> Hey, what? Hey,

>> is your team winning, hun?

>> Oh, yeah. Anderson just scored again.

>> There's no Anderson.

>> Hey, babe.

>> Hey, honey. So, we just got a wedding

gift from Bob and Fa Bing. They don't

like us, do they?

>> Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl

for under six bucks?

>> Maybe we can take it back.

>> No, it doesn't say where it came from.

Where would we return it?

>> How about to the street? Say from the

balcony?

Why don't we just find a place for it?

>> How about in that cabinet?

>> No, that's where we keep the canned

goods. Have you completely forgotten

everything you learned at orientation?

[laughter]

>> How about the closet by the bathroom?

>> Oh, okay. Here, why don't you let me do

it?

>> No, no, no, no, no. I will do it. Honey,

you have to learn to sit down and relax

and let your husband take care of things

once in a while. It's locked. You have

to help me. [laughter]

>> Why is it locked?

>> No reason. I I keep private things in

there.

>> Well, you know, I've been living here

for a while and I have never seen what's

inside that closet. What is What is in

there?

>> Feminine stuff.

>> Don't try to make me uncomfortable with

feminine stuff.

>> Taylor, there is nothing in there that

concerns you. If you love me, you'll

just you'll let it go.

[laughter]

>> Fine.

>> Thank you.

Love you.

>> I wasn't trying to OPEN YOUR CLOSET. I

WASN'T TRYING TO OPEN YOUR CLOSET. I

SWEAR. [laughter]

>> WOW. Monica runs a pretty tight ship

around here, doesn't she? [laughter]

>> What are you doing?

>> Monica has a secret closet and she won't

let me see what's in it.

>> Why not?

>> I don't know. What could she possibly be

hiding in here that I can't see?

>> I don't know.

>> Ooh, I bet it's Richard. [laughter]

>> Why would Monica be keeping Richard in

here?

>> Well, off the top of my head, uh, maybe

she's having her cake and eating it,

too. You being the cake, Richard being

the two. [laughter]

Or,

>> and here we go.

I saw this movie once where there was a

door and nobody knew what was behind it.

And when they finally got it open,

millions and millions and millions of

bugs came pouring out and they feasted

on human flesh.

You know, it wouldn't kill you to

respect your wife's privacy.

>> Not too shabby. I got this all off

myself using my wife's tools.

Oh my god.

[laughter]

>> How did you get in there?

>> You're messy.

>> No, you weren't supposed to see this.

>> I married FRED SAMFORD. [laughter]

>> NO, CHANDLER, you don't understand.

Okay. Okay. OKAY. FINE. NOW YOU KNOW.

OKAY. I'M, you know, I'm sick.

>> No, I You're not sick. Look, I don't

love you because you're organized. I

love you in spite of that.

>> Really?

>> You promise you won't tell anyone?

>> Yes. And look, now that I know, if I've

got some extra stuff lying around, can

we can we share the closet? Oh, well,

it's just um I'm afraid you might mess

it up.

>> I played this game all day and now I

rule at it. They should change the name

of it to Miss Chandler.

>> Although, I I hope they don't.

>> Wait a minute. You stayed home all day

and played Miss Pac-Man while I went off

to work like some kind of chump.

>> And I got all the top 10 scores. I

erased Phoebe off the board. High five.

What is the matter with your hand?

[laughter]

>> Well, I've been playing it for like

eight hours. It'll loosen up. Come on,

check out the scores. Oh, and also look

at the initials. They're dirty words.

>> Chandler, why would you do that?

>> Because it's awesome.

>> You think this is clever?

>> Well, you know, they only give you three

letters, so after as it is a bit of a

challenge.

>> Hey, wait a minute. This one's not

dirty. Well, it is when you put it

together with that one.

>> Oh,

well, if you don't clear this off, you

won't be getting one of those for me.

[laughter]

Look,

>> Ben's coming over here tomorrow to play

this game. This can't be there.

>> Come on. He won't even know what they

mean.

>> Jaylor, he's seven. He's not stupid.

>> Have you talked to him lately?

>> Hey, Toby. Have a good night.

>> Did that guy just call you Toby?

[laughter]

>> Yeah, he thinks that's my name.

>> Well, why don't you correct him? Oh,

it's been going on way too long now.

You know, I mean, the first time he said

it, we were just passing each other in

the hallway, so I didn't say anything.

And then the next time he said, "Hey,

Toby, you want a donut?" And I I wanted

the donut.

And now it's 5 years later, the donut's

gone, and I'm still Toby.

>> Have the bath. But I am taking your boat

now. You're just a girl in a tub.

>> Hey. Hi, Bubbles. Manly. [laughter]

Well, I just thought I would drop by and

let you know how it went with Joey.

>> You told her. [laughter]

>> She pulled it out of me. She's like a

conversational wizard. [laughter]

>> How did it go? Well, you were wrong. He

doesn't like me.

>> What? Yeah. How would you like it if I

sent you to Lee Major's house and I told

you that he liked you and you went down

there and you found out that he didn't

like you? How would you feel?

[laughter]

>> I don't think I'd care.

>> Really? Lee Major is hot.

>> [laughter]

>> Hello.

>> We're in the bathroom. [laughter]

>> Why?

>> Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable

time.

>> What are you guys doing in here?

>> Oh my god. A friend he's looking at

differently,

but it's wrong. It's Rachel.

>> You like Rachel?

>> Hey, look. It's no big deal. Okay.

Phoebe and I talked about it. It's just

a crush. It's going to go away, dude.

You got to rearrange your bubbles. Whoa.

[laughter]

>> Maza tub. [laughter]

>> Hey. Hey. Hey.

>> Rash and I were looking for you. What

are we all doing in here? [laughter]

>> Oh my.

>> Honey, cover it up with the boat.

[laughter]

>> Hello.

>> Yes, we're all in here and we'd love for

you TO JOIN US. [laughter]

WELL, HEY, what's going on? Oh, cool

boat. Oh, no. [laughter]

>> Hey, did did you tell them?

>> No, I was waiting for you.

>> Tell us what. We're having a girl.

>> I I'll get you later.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> [laughter]

>> So, which one of you lucky boys is

Chandler?

>> Uh, that that's me. [laughter]

>> That's me.

>> Joey Triani. Big fan.

>> So, is that a bedroom?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Right over there.

>> All right. Whenever you're ready.

[laughter]

>> That was weird.

>> Why Why would she go in the bedroom?

>> I'm waiting.

>> [laughter]

>> So, she's a

>> Yep, that's one naked hooker.

>> So, tonight's the night of the big

bachelor party.

>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that

girl's number.

>> No problem. Say, who's the party for?

>> For my husband.

>> You hide your husband a hooker.

>> She's a stripper.

>> No, she's a hooker.

Is Is that what they call strippers

sometimes?

>> When they're hookers.

>> My god, Ste. I I can't believe you did

this now. You're absolutely sure she's a

hooker?

>> It's either that or she's just the best

most expensive date I ever had.

>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you

should just ask her to leave.

>> Why me? Hey, it's your bachelor party,

>> which is why you should do it. I don't

want to. You do it.

>> You do it.

>> You do it.

>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who

has to tell the to leave?

>> [laughter]

>> What?

>> I miss this.

>> I don't think we've actually done this

before.

>> No, [laughter]

no. I I miss hanging out with you.

>> Well, we we still hang out.

>> Yeah, not like we used to. Remember? You

and me used to be inseparable,

you know. Now it's like things are

different.

>> Well, you know, things are different.

I'm I'm married now. Yeah, sure. And

hey, don't get me wrong. I am so happy

for you guys. But I just I miss hanging

out just just us, you know.

>> Yeah, I miss that, too.

>> I'll tell you what. For now, when we'll

make time to hang out with each other,

>> you got it. Come here.

>> Oh god. Listen, I am this close to

robbing you guys.

>> She's a hooker. [laughter] She's a

hooker. She's a

>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.

This is so exciting. So glamorous.

People taking our picture. How do I

look?

>> A little tall.

>> What? Yeah. Would you mind crouching

down a little bit so that I look taller?

There you go. [laughter]

[music]

[applause]

>> Good job, Joe. Well done. Topnotch.

>> You liked it? You really liked it?

>> Oh, yeah. [laughter]

Which part exactly?

>> The whole thing. Here we go. No, no, no.

Give me some specifics. I love the

specifics. The specifics were the best

part.

>> Hey, what about the scene with the

kangaroo?

>> Did you Did you like that part?

>> I was surprised to see a kangaroo.

[laughter]

>> In a World War I epic.

You fell asleep. [laughter]

There was no kangaroo. They didn't take

any of my suggestions. [laughter]

Thanks a lot for coming, buddy. See you

later.

>> Don't go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Look,

this guy fell asleep. He fell asleep,

too. Be mad at him.

[laughter]

Or call an ambulance.

>> Fatty.

>> Hey, Chandler. Why so fancy?

>> Well, I got a job interview. It's kind

of a big deal, too. It's a lot more

money, and I'd be doing data

reconfiguration and statistical

factoring.

>> Wait, I think I know someone who does

that.

>> Me? I do that.

So, seriously, do I do I look okay? I'm

a little nervous.

>> Oh, yeah. You really You look great.

>> You know, just don't get your hopes up.

>> Why not?

>> Well, the interview.

>> What about it?

>> You know, you don't make a very good

first impression.

>> What?

>> Oh, you don't know.

>> Are you serious?

>> Yes. Um, when I first met you, you were

like blah blah blah blah. I was like,

shh.

>> [laughter]

>> What is it that I do?

>> Well, it's just like you're trying too

hard. Always making jokes, you know? You

just you come off a little needy.

>> Did you like me when we first met,

>> Chandler? I'm not going to lie to you.

But I am going to run away from you.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. So, what do you think?

New haircut, necklace, dress, boots,

boots.

>> Now, they're a little more than I

usually spend on boots. Um or rent.

>> Oh my god.

>> I know.

>> I'm going to miss being able to afford

food.

>> I'm sorry. They just they just look so

good. And the saleswoman was looking at

me like, "These are way too expensive

for you."

>> She had a point.

>> Hi.

Oh my god. Oh, Monica, those boots are

amazing.

>> They're mine. [laughter]

>> Yeah. Well, too bad. We're going to have

to return them.

>> Return them? Shh. They're going to hear

you.

>> Hey, I'm not returning them. Okay. I

mean, I I know they cost a lot, but I'm

going to wear them all the time. You'll

see. Besides, I love the compliments. I

mean, have you ever had something that

was so beautiful that everyone wants it?

>> I have you.

>> Nice try. I'm keeping the boots. You

want to see something?

>> Sure. What?

>> Okay. Um, this is going to be fun. Watch

me freak out, Chandler.

>> Honey.

>> Yeah.

>> Listen, uh, I I've been doing some

thinking and I don't know whether it's

because we're here or Rachel's giving

birth,

but um,

I think we should try to have a baby.

>> Okay.

What was that now?

>> Okay. I've been thinking about it, too.

And I I think we're ready.

>> What?

[laughter]

>> Are you kidding me? You You You think

we're ready to have a baby now?

>> Oh, this is fun.

>> You're ready to have a baby?

>> My boy's ALL GROWN UP.

>> You said you were ready, too.

>> Yeah, but I was just screwing with you

to to try to get your voice all high and

weird like mine is now. Guess what?

Haven't you wanted a kid like forever?

>> Okay, just back off, mister.

>> In what [music] John Houston film would

you hear this line? Badges? We don't

need no stinking badges.

>> Treasure of Sierra Madre.

>> Correct. There's a POSSIBLE BACKWARDS

BONUS.

>> MADRE SIERRA THE OF TREASURE.

>> YES.

>> I'd like to go up the ladder of chance

to the golden mud hut, please.

>> Wise choice. How many rungs?

>> Six. [screaming]

>> That noise can only mean one thing.

>> HUNGRY MONKEY.

I'd like a Wicked Wango card.

>> Okay, it's an audio question. Name this

television theme song.

Oh.

>> Oh my god. Okay, I know this. Give me

GIVE ME A SECOND.

>> TELL IT TO TIME TURTLE.

>> SHUT UP. I DREAM OF DREAMS.

>> YES. YES. You're back in the lead.

>> I'd like to spin the wheel.

[laughter]

>> Super speedy speed round. Is there a

hopping bonus?

>> Of course.

[laughter]

>> Who invented bifocals?

>> Ben Franklin.

>> Correct. Which monarch has ruled Great

Britain the longest?

>> Queen Victoria.

>> CORRECT. AGAIN, BUT YOU forgot to switch

legs between questions, SO NO HOPPING

BONUS.

>> OH, EVERY TIME. [laughter]

>> Now

over to Chandler.

>> I'd like a Google card.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yes. No.

Google.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh my god. Congratulations, Ross.

Because Chandler, you've been

bamboozled.

>> THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

>> ROSS, MAN, is it okay if I bring someone

to your parents anniversary party?

>> Sure.

>> Sure. Yeah. Who's the guy?

>> Well, his name's Parker, and I met him

at the dry cleaners.

>> Ooh. Did he put a little starch in your

bloomers?

>> Who said that? [laughter]

Now, he's really great, though. He has

this incredible zest for life, and he

treats me like a queen, except at night

when he treats me like the naughty girl

I am. [laughter]

>> Oh, by the way, would it be okay if I

give the toast to mom and dad this year?

>> Uh, yeah. You sure you want to after

what happened at their 20th?

>> Yeah, I'd really like to.

>> Okay. Hopefully this time mom won't boo

you.

>> Yes. Every year Ross makes a toast and

it's always really moving and always

makes them cry. Well, this year I'm

going to make them cry.

>> And you you wonder why Ross is their

favorite? [laughter]

>> No, really. Anytime Ross makes a toast,

everyone cries and hugs him and pats him

on the back and they all come up to me

and say, "God, you're a brother." You

know what they're going to say this

year?

>> God, you.

[laughter]

Well, I can promise you at least one

person will be crying. You know, I'm an

actor and any actor worth his salt can

cry on Q.

>> Really? You can do that?

>> Oh, you kidding me? Watch.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> No, I can't do it with you guys watching

me.

Well, I thought Joey and I would be okay

once we hung out, but it's like we don't

even know how to be with each other

anymore.

>> I know it's tough now, but things will

get better.

>> How do you know that? What if it just

gets worse and worse and worse to the

point where we can't even be in the same

room with each other?

>> I'm not great at the advice.

Can I interest you in a sarcastic

comment?

>> [laughter]

>> some cheese.

>> Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD

in the Cat Stevens case?

>> Let's just say if I can't find the right

CD case, I just put it in the nearest

one.

>> Okay. Well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?

>> In the James Taylor case.

>> Where is the James Taylor CD?

>> Honey, I'm going to save you some time.

200 CDs. Not one of them in the right

case. [laughter]

>> Okay, no need to panic. Deep breaths,

everyone.

>> 10 blocks down, five to go.

>> Oh, wait. Stop. Stop. Stop.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break?

[laughter]

>> My boots in tan. Hey, can you get a

little closer so I can see the price?

>> I can see it from right here. It'll cost

you one husband.

>> Okay. I'm sorry. I think I I can walk

the rest of the way now. Just Just give

me my boots.

>> I don't have your boots.

>> Well, I don't have them either. Where

are they? Well, why don't you check in

one of my saddle bags while I chew on a

bail of hay?

Okay,

good. Well, we got to go back and get

them.

>> Honey, are you seriously ever going to

wear the boots again?

>> Okay, I'm never going to wear them

again.

Just didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

[laughter]

>> You know what? You can say goodbye to

the tan ones.

>> Okay.

All right.

>> Okay.

>> Bye, Boots. WAIT, HALF OFF.

>> HEY, I'M home

>> from the tequila factory.

>> It was awful to get out of going to

dinner with Doug. I told him that you

and I split up. So then he took me to

all these strip clubs and sleazy bars.

And then when I wouldn't give him my

wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a

bird.

[laughter]

>> I could breathe through my mouth.

>> You know what the worst part was? I got

to see what my life would be like

without you. You know, it was like uh

It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances.

[laughter]

>> Please promise me that you will never

leave me, that we will grow old together

and be with each other for the rest of

our lives.

>> I promise.

>> Hey, speaking of together, how about we

send out a holiday card this year?

>> I I don't know if we're there yet.

So, what do you think?

>> I've still got it. [laughter]

>> Why did you get me this?

>> What is it,

Yelling, bleeding,

dilating.

[laughter]

Oh, the dilating.

>> Is this the video of the baby being

born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe's. Why

were you even watching it?

>> [laughter]

>> I thought maybe you got me porn for

Valentine's [laughter] Day.

>> Chandler, if you thought I was going to

get you porn for Valentine's Day,

you were right.

[cheering]

>> Apparently, it's it's about a young girl

who moves to the big city, you know, in

search of stardom, but ends up having

sex with a lot of guys.

Yeah, I got four stars. Oh, wait a

minute. Those aren't stars. Anyway,

[laughter]

you want to take a look?

>> Well, I'm not really in a sexy mood

right now.

>> Hey, what's going on?

>> Well, remember the first time you saw

Jaws? How long it took to go back in the

water?

[laughter]

>> We can't let this tape wreck Valentine's

Day.

>> You don't know. You didn't see it.

>> Child birth is it's a natural thing.

It's beautiful.

>> Oh, be beautiful. Really? Oh, really?

You think this is beautiful? [screaming]

>> Oh my god. No wonder my mother hates me.

[laughter]

[screaming]

>> See, honey, THERE'S

>> DON'T TOUCH ME.

>> Kick Whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?

There's no question.

>> So, you think Ross, too? [laughter]

>> You picked Ross.

>> Ross is really strong. Okay. He's the

strongest out of all three of you.

Except for Joey.

[laughter]

>> I cannot believe you didn't pick me.

>> Uh, in her defense, she's right. I am

stronger. I would destroy you.

>> Oh, really? You think you're stronger?

Why don't you prove it?

>> Oh, I'll prove it. I'LL PROVE IT LIKE A

THEOREM.

>> HEY, WAIT. STOP IT. Stop it. Stop. Now,

there's no one to fight in this

apartment.

>> HEY, MONICA. PEOPLE CAME TO SEE A FIGHT.

LET'S GIVE them what they came for.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.

>> Yeah, listen to the nurse.

[laughter]

>> You're going down.

>> Oh, yeah. You're going further down

downtown.

>> Seriously, guys, the trash talk is

embarrassing.

>> Been acting weird all afternoon.

>> Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect, but good

enough.

>> Jeez, what is with you?

>> I'm sorry. Did you say cheese?

>> All right. What's going on?

>> Phoebe thinks that you and Don are

soulmates, and I don't believe in that

kind of stuff. But then you two totally

get along. So, look, I won't stand in

your way if you want to run off with

Dawn and live in a house of cheese.

>> Taylor, you don't believe in soulmates?

>> No, but I'm sure Tommatoes does.

[laughter]

>> I don't believe in soulmates either.

>> You don't?

>> No. I don't think that you and I were

destined to end up together. I think

that we fell in love and and we work

hard at our relationship. Some days we

work really hard. [laughter]

>> So you you don't want to live with Donna

in the cheese house?

>> No. I I I've had second thoughts about

that. Do you realize how hard that would

be to clean? [laughter]

>> I love you.

>> I know.

>> You know what? I'm going to take you out

to dinner tonight. I found this place

that makes the greatest mozzarella

sticks and jalapeno poppers.

No, really. They taste so good.

>> Okay.

>> See,

>> she stole my jeans.

>> What?

>> I have been looking for them all week

and she is wearing them.

>> So, she stole your pants and then she

came back and wore them in front of you.

>> Don't you see? It's the perfect crime.

>> She must have been planning this for

years.

>> I will prove it to you. Okay. About a

week ago, I was wearing those jeans and

I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an

inksting on the crotch. Now, when she

comes back, I will find it and show you

that same.

>> Shouldn't we give her the benefit of the

doubt before we go snooping around her

crotch?

>> Excited to have a Halloween party.

>> Yeah. And everybody has to wear

costumes.

[laughter]

>> Come on, it'll be fun.

>> Well, I'll be there. I mean, I have to

wear a costume to all my classes that

day anyway. So,

>> please tell me you're not going to dress

up like a dinosaur.

>> Not two years in a row.

I

>> I'll come to the party, but I'm not

dressing up.

>> You have to.

>> No way. Look, Halloween is so stupid.

Dressing up and pretending to be someone

you're not.

>> You're an actor. [laughter]

>> So, Ross, are you going to bring Mona?

>> Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.

>> The hot girl from their wedding? Yeah.

Well,

>> hey, if she needs any ideas for

costumes, she could be a uh bikini model

or a nurse or sexy cheerleader.

Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw

Massacre. No, no, no.

Leatherface. [laughter]

>> Now, wasn't Joey hitting on her at the

wedding, too?

>> That's right. He was hitting on her, and

I got her. I guess the better man won.

Please don't take her from me.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
lit /lɪt/ A1	verb - 点燃
music /ˈmjuːzɪk/ A1	noun - 音乐
used /juːzd/ A1	verb - 使用
bath /bæθ/ A1	noun - 洗澡
boy /bɔɪ/ A1	noun - 男孩
discuss /dɪˈskʌs/ A2	verb - 讨论
balcony /ˈbælkəni/ B1	noun - 阳台
flowery /ˈflaʊəri/ B1	adjective - 有花的
facial /ˈfeɪʃəl/ B1	noun - 面部护理
pretending /prɪˈtɛndɪŋ/ A2	verb - 假装
brilliant /ˈbrɪliənt/ B1	adjective - 聪明的
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ A1	noun - 婚礼
gift /ɡɪft/ A1	noun - 礼物
cabinet /ˈkæbɪnɪt/ B1	noun - 柜子
closet /ˈklɒzɪt/ A2	noun - 衣柜
relax /rɪˈlæks/ A2	verb - 放松
private /ˈpraɪvət/ A2	adjective - 私人的
feminine /ˈfɛmɪnɪn/ B1	adjective - 女性化的
organized /ˈɔːrɡənaɪzd/ B1	adjective - 有组织的
despite /dɪˈspaɪt/ B1	preposition - 尽管

重点语法结构

• I used all my best stuff. I I I lit some candles.

  ➔ 过去时态重复以强调

  ➔ 重复使用 "I" 和过去时动词如 "lit" 强调了说话人的动作。

• So, it's a boy bath. [laughter]

  ➔ 同位语

  ➔ "A boy bath" 是同位语，解释了洗澡的类型。

• If I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?

  ➔ 第一类条件句

  ➔ 句子使用 "if" 表达一个可能的条件及其结果。

• I told you you were a bath person.

  ➔ 间接引语

  ➔ 句子报告了所说的内容，但没有直接引用。

• I'm going to need a bigger boat.

  ➔ 用 'be going to' 表示将来

  ➔ 句子使用 "be going to" 表达将来的意图。

• How about the closet by the bathroom?

  ➔ 介词短语

  ➔ "By the bathroom" 是表示位置的介词短语。

• If you love me, you'll just let it go.

  ➔ 第一类条件句

  ➔ 句子使用 "if" 表达一个条件及其结果。

• I played this game all day and now I rule at it.

  ➔ 现在完成时：过去的行动与现在的结果

  ➔ "Have played" 表示过去的行动与现在的结果（擅长游戏）。

• You won't be getting one of those for me.

  ➔ 用 'will' 表示将来的拒绝

  ➔ "Won't be getting" 使用否定形式的 "will" 表达拒绝。