Deep, listen. Ross wants to kiss you at
00:00
>> So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?
00:03
>> Ra. Ra, listen. I'm going to kiss you at
00:07
>> Well, everyone's got to kiss someone.
00:09
Can't kiss Ross. You got the history.
00:11
>> So who would you rather have kissing
00:13
you? Me or Chandler?
00:14
>> 3 2 1 Happy New Year.
00:17
>> Happy New Year. Happy new year.
00:28
>> Happy new year. Thieves.
00:30
>> You, too. Happy New Year, Joey.
00:31
>> So, that do anything for you?
00:34
>> Ross and he said that you were looking
00:37
>> Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.
00:39
If certain Dutch people would just let
00:42
>> I was kind of hoping you'd stay.
00:47
>> But Joey, I have to go. There's no room
00:50
>> No room? It's a baby. It's like this
00:54
You know, you could you could put it
00:58
Or or we could put it right here. Oh,
01:03
it's cute, right? Or or we could put it
01:05
over here. You wouldn't even notice it.
01:07
Where's the baby? Oh, please.
01:10
>> Hey, it's not just a matter of where you
01:14
put it. I mean, a baby changes
01:17
everything. They cry all the time. I
01:19
mean, imagine bringing home some girl
01:21
and trying to score when there's a
01:23
screaming baby around. I could use a
01:25
challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
01:27
>> It's so sweet that you want me to stay,
01:31
but I I can't do that to you. I mean, it
01:33
would disrupt your entire life.
01:34
I love living with you so much. I just I
01:40
wish things didn't have to change.
01:44
>> You know, I blame Ross for this.
01:48
>> I do too a little bit.
01:52
I'm going to miss you.
01:55
You're the hottest roommate I ever had.
01:58
>> Sorry, honey. I'm just having a having a
01:59
>> Oh, what's wrong?
02:02
>> Oh, you really you really just don't
02:03
want to hear about it.
02:05
>> Then why did I ask?
02:06
>> Okay. It's just This is really
02:07
embarrassing. But lately with this whole
02:09
pregnancy thing, I'm just finding
02:12
how do I put this? Um,
02:16
erotically charged.
02:20
Is that college talk for horny?
02:23
>> Yeah. So, you know, I have all of these
02:27
feelings and I don't know what to do
02:30
about them because I can't date like a
02:32
normal person, which is fine because I
02:34
don't need a relationship. I mean, all I
02:35
really want is one great night, just
02:37
sex, you know, no strings attached, no
02:40
relationship, just with someone that I
02:43
feel comfortable with and who knows what
02:45
he's doing for just one great night. I
02:47
mean, was that really so hard
02:51
>> So, how how was your day?
03:03
>> Good. I uh I saw a pretty big pigeon.
03:05
>> Well, I got to get up early and it's
03:14
>> I got I got to throw it in my room, too.
03:17
>> Good night. Good night.
03:19
>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO IT.
03:26
>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND. IT'S
03:29
>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
03:30
>> PLUS, it would be wrong and weird and
03:32
>> It's so bad. I don't even know what
03:35
you're talking about because I didn't
03:37
ask you to do anything.
03:38
>> Me neither. I'M JUST TESTING YOU.
03:52
>> HEY. WELL, THAT'S THE END OF THIS
03:54
>> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.
03:56
>> Get back in there.
04:07
>> Okay. All right. So, now you go.
04:08
>> No, I don't want to tell you.
04:10
>> Cuz it's embarrassing. More embarrassing
04:12
than shiny raspberry lip balm.
04:15
>> I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
04:18
Just just tell me, Rick. Just tell me.
04:21
>> Okay. All right. Stand up.
04:25
Well, when we're at the door, I lightly
04:31
press my lips against his
04:35
and then move into his body just for a
04:39
And then I make this sound.
04:43
Okay. I know it doesn't sound like
04:51
anything, but I swear it works.
04:52
>> Yeah. Well, yeah, that would work. Yeah.
04:54
>> All right. I got to go to bed. Honey, I
04:58
had such a wonderful time.
05:00
Oh god. Thank god you're home. I'm
05:18
>> Yes. What is wrong with this dog?
05:23
>> Hey, did you get to the part where
05:27
they're trapped in the car and Kujo's
05:28
throwing himself at the windshield?
05:30
>> No. No. Seriously, what's wrong with the
05:31
>> Wait a minute. What are you doing home
05:36
so early? What happened to your date?
05:37
>> Oh, uh, didn't work out. Well, you want
05:38
to watch the rest of the movie with me?
05:41
>> Oh. Uh, okay. Yeah.
05:43
>> You know, I never thought I would ever
05:46
say this about a movie, but I really
05:47
hope this dog dies.
05:49
>> What are you doing over there? Come sit
05:53
here. You protect me.
05:55
>> Oh, sure. Yeah, why not?
05:56
Okay. That's him. That's him. That's
06:10
>> All right. I know. I know.
06:11
It's going to be okay.
06:15
>> Oh my god. What's he going to do? No, I
06:17
>> Oh, seriously? How can you watch this?
06:24
>> Happy Valentine's Day.
06:34
>> Hey. So, uh, how's it going living over
06:36
at Ross'? It's good except he makes us
06:38
watch the Discovery Channel all day
06:40
>> Did you know that something really
06:44
boring happened to someone really ugly
06:46
in the Middle Ages?
06:48
>> Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys later.
06:51
>> One lucky to go cup of coffee.
06:58
>> Honey, I wish you would get over her. I
07:02
hate seeing you like this. Is there
07:05
anything I can do for you? Do you want
07:07
to look down my top?
07:09
>> Thanks. Maybe later.
07:12
>> Oh, Gunther, could I get a scone?
07:15
>> Do you want anything?
07:17
>> You know what I want? I want a lot of
07:18
things. I want to be with the woman I
07:20
love on Valentine's Day. And I want her
07:22
to love me back. And I want just one
07:24
moment of relief from the gutwrenching
07:27
pain and knowing that that's never going
07:29
>> We have red bagels.
07:32
>> look. I know you've been really
07:42
depressed lately, so I've brought
07:44
someone over to cheer you up. Right
07:46
outside this door is a real live furry
07:47
>> Oh, no. I'm not sleeping with your
07:50
>> Hey, a dog. Oh, hi. Who you got to admit
07:58
looks a lot like Jane.
08:02
This is the happiest dog in the world. I
08:05
borrowed him from my friend Wendy. So
08:08
you can keep him till he cheers you up.
08:10
And he will cheer you up.
08:12
>> Thanks so much, Feb. We are going to
08:13
have so much fun. Yes, we are. Oh, not
08:15
>> You like Rachel?
08:19
>> Yes, I like Rachel.
08:22
Yeah. Okay. But uh Hey, you know you
08:35
know who else I like? You. And and it
08:38
doesn't get said enough. I like you,
08:41
>> Ra Rachel. Rachel.
08:46
>> Yeah. It's not a big deal.
08:47
>> It's not a big deal. Oh, I'm sorry. I
08:49
What about all the stuff you you just
08:54
said? I mean, how about like you can't
08:56
stop thinking about her? Like how you
08:58
can't sleep? I'm an actor, you know, as
09:00
as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.
09:03
>> Rachel, who's carrying my baby? Rachel.
09:08
>> Look, no, I I know it's bad and I know
09:11
it's wrong, okay? But but it's not it's
09:13
not like anything's ever going to
09:16
happen. You know, these these are just
09:17
feelings. They're going to go away.
09:19
>> You know, I I got to go. Oh,
09:22
>> come on, Ross. Hey, Ross. I just, you
09:24
know, I just have one, RACHEL.
09:26
>> you're in love with her?
09:43
>> I thought you knew that.
09:45
hey, look, if it helps, I don't want to
09:50
feel this way. Honest. I just keep
09:52
thinking I'll get over this, you know,
09:55
but I just it just keeps getting harder
09:58
don't I don't know what to do, you know?
10:04
I don't What do I do?
10:07
>> You need to find out where she is
10:11
because if she's not where you are, then
10:13
you can start to move past this. But
10:15
what if uh and I'm not saying she will
10:17
>> if she is where you are, then uh
10:20
>> then my feeling weird about it shouldn't
10:26
Look, if if she's going to end up with
10:35
somebody else, truth is she couldn't
10:36
find a better guy. So
10:39
So, when do you think you're going to
10:45
>> Oh my god, I have to tell her.
10:48
>> I mean, thought about what I would say.
10:52
>> I'm understanding, but let's not get
10:55
think I'm falling in love with you,
11:04
>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.
11:06
>> right? Hey, that's um that's okay. It's
11:16
pretty much what I was expecting, you
11:23
know. So, uh it's no big deal. All
11:25
I think I'm going to go.
11:33
>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't
11:34
leave like this. No. Come on. You cannot
11:36
do this to a pregnant woman.
11:38
start to happy. You can't do that, Rich,
11:42
cuz then you're going to make me do.
11:44
>> You know, I was only kidding.
11:59
>> Oh my god, that's Charlie.
12:02
>> She's cheating on Joey with Ross.
12:04
>> Oh, that tart floozy giant.
12:06
I'm not sure about this.
12:13
>> Yeah, you're you're right. This is none
12:14
>> No, I'm not sure that is the best way to
12:17
hear everything. SOMEONE GET ME A GLASS.
12:18
>> I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. OKAY. I'm not
12:21
going to eaves drop on my friend.
12:23
>> Oh, I love Barbados.
12:25
>> I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm
12:34
>> I know. I'm her.
12:39
>> Rachel and Joey. It's Rachel AND JOEY.
12:43
WHAT? GET over here.
12:45
>> Oh my god. I love how thin these woes
12:53
>> So, did you uh did you tell Ross?
13:01
>> Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo
13:03
So, I guess now it's your turn again.
13:08
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's
13:10
better if you tell him. You know, it's
13:11
easier for a woman that way. You know,
13:13
if he gets mad, all you have to do is
13:15
go, "I didn't mean it.
13:17
>> Yeah, cuz that's what we do.
13:27
>> All right. All right. Okay. Um, how
13:30
about this? How about this? Tomorrow.
13:31
Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell
13:35
>> Okay, that sounds fair. That just means
13:39
>> I know. I know. That's okay. I mean, we
13:42
can control ourselves. We're not
13:45
>> No, of course we can wait.
13:48
>> All right. So, I guess that means good
13:52
>> Yep. Good night.
13:55
>> Seriously, good night.
14:16
>> Stop saying good night.
14:17
I would like to make a toast to Rachel
14:44
L is for life. And what is life without
15:04
>> Oh my god. Are we supposed to answer?
15:10
is for this very surprising turn of
15:25
which I am still fine with, by the way.
15:31
extremely normal I find it that you two
15:44
and that one day you might get married
15:54
and have children of your own.
16:00
>> Dude, are you okay? Totally.
16:07
>> Ross, you don't seem okay.
16:12
>> I'm sorry. It must be the pressure of
16:14
>> Hey, what do you say we uh move this
16:19
onto the likes of the couch?
16:21
>> I say cheesy line, but okay.
16:23
>> I I I don't know. I'm sorry. I I don't I
16:47
don't know why I did that.
16:49
I'm sorry again. I don't know. I don't
17:06
know what happened. I must be nervous.
17:08
>> I don't get it. Chandler loved it.
17:10
>> I promise. I promise. I promise I won't
17:16
do it again. I really do. I promise that
17:18
this is going to be great.
17:19
Hey. Hey. Got champagne.
17:34
>> Yes, ma'am. Ready to power through?
17:36
>> Excellent. Okay. Stick it in the ice
17:38
bucket. The phone is off the hook. And
17:40
in the interest of powering through.
17:41
>> Okay. Sexy. Sexy.
17:50
All right. Let's do it.
17:56
>> Okay. You're scaring me a little bit.
17:58
>> Oh, get over it, soldier. We got to do
17:59
>> Okay. Haha. You like that, huh? Oh,
18:03
>> You like that? Let's kick this into high
18:07
>> Yeah, baby. I'll show you how we do it.
18:12
>> No, no, no. You You need me in my
18:14
>> What? Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
18:17
Joey, are you okay?
18:22
>> Hi. Hey. Listen. Can I ask you a
18:33
question? When you and Monica first
18:35
hooked up, was it weird going from
18:38
friends to more than that?
18:40
>> Kind of. You know, sneaking around,
18:44
having to hide from you guys.
18:46
>> No, no, no, no. I mean, sexually.
18:47
>> Yeah. Was there a part of you that that
18:52
felt like it was really wrong?
18:55
>> Actually, no. No, it felt right. You
19:01
know, it felt like uh I can't believe we
19:04
haven't been doing this the whole time.
19:06
I can tell from your expressions that's
19:10
the good news you were hoping for.
19:12
Well, I'm going to go continue to spread
19:17
Well, just because it happened that way
19:27
for them doesn't mean it has to happen
19:29
>> Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, just
19:31
because something's difficult doesn't
19:33
mean that you quit,
19:35
>> Yeah. So, we just keep trying and trying
19:38
>> Yeah. And if it doesn't work, then we'll
19:42
just be one of those couples that never
19:44
I did not see this coming.
20:01
>> And I don't I don't get it. I mean, I
20:06
was so sure this is what I wanted.
20:09
Well, how come Monica and Chandler could
20:19
>> I guess they weren't as good friends as
20:29
I bet you're right.
20:36
>> All right, I'm going to bed.
20:59
>> Yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a
21:05