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[中文]

嘿，大家好，呃，莫妮卡在吗？不，不，大家都不在。

好吧，听我说，我刚买了点东西。

我不确定她会不会喜欢，

这可能听起来有点疯狂，不过

这是我从小就想要的东西，

小女孩。你买了Sean Cassidy。

不，我希望可以，好吗？

你准备好了吗？好的，好的，行。

天啊，这到底是什么？

到底是什么玩意儿？

这是一只猫，却又不是猫。

是的，为什么会是里面朝外呢？

抱歉，这是一只纯种的

展览级的斯芬克斯猫，请问你愿意出多少钱？

你愿意付多少钱？

嗯，虽然有点奢侈，但我

还是拿了个不错的价格，多少钱？

一千块钱

买这只猫的费用

这根本不是猫。

好吧，听好了，球童们，我的

我奶奶在我小时候也有一只这样的

那是件非常甜蜜的事

真的很可爱，它会坐在

我的腿上，整天呼噜呼噜的，

我会把鞋带拖在地上，

它会追着跑，真的猫都会这么做，

你知道的，

这根本不是猫，呃

各位，我真的很兴奋，因为

这件事，好吗？我不在乎你们怎么想，

我要去给 Mrs. Wiskerson 弄个小猫砂箱，

为 Mrs. Wiskerson 准备的，

我该怎么给她起名？叫 Fluffy 吗？

[音乐]

[掌声]

[音乐]

别担心，大家，这根本不是猫。

天啊，真是的，我放弃了，你们这些人，我

不知道该怎么处理它，

这东西

烘烤它也没用，嗯？

那你们为什么不把它直接退回去，

买的地方？我试过了，他们不肯收回，

也许是因为它是个

反基督的走狗

太好了，为什么他们不收回呢？其实

他们说会收，但只会给

店内积分，我的意思是，我该怎么办，

去买一千只普通猫吗？

看，如果你愿意，可以先把它放在我们这里，

等你想好怎么处理之前，

不，Mon，这不是重点，我花了

一千块钱，我全被抓伤了，

而且还得和这只

这只长得像手的蠢猫一起生活

展览级猫品质的展览猫

啊天哪，这只猫怎么了，

你的宝贝

这不是宝宝，是只猫，呃，太恶心了，

看起来怪怪的。哦不不，其实它是

非常甜美，非常甜美

是啊，你想要它吗？哦

不，我讨厌猫。那么，你到底要干什么

对我做什么？好，赶紧滚开

好，继续吧

天啊

哇，好不寻常的猫，谢谢

没错，你想要它吗？

也许吧

我本来想养只猫，我正准备

去收容所，但

好啊，为什么不呢？太好了，那就要两只

一千块钱

什么？好吧，一千块

我以为你想让我领养你的

猫，好啊，但你得把它当作

一种投资来看，而不是普通的猫，

好吧，是的，我只是想要只猫，

想要只猫

好，好，行

显然你会砍价，所以我

不会和你硬拼，好吧，那么

八百块，我就不报警

应该报警的，因为你们

正在抢我的钱，抢得赤裸裸的，你们的行为

就像他们只要汽油，留下钱就跑

拿走钱就逃走，快逃，见鬼！

你们就不能笑一个呢？

好吧，有人刚才听到什么吗？

[音乐]

Rachel，你的猫怎么会在我的

碗里？我不是在解冻鸡肉

鸡肉

哦，我卖掉了 Mrs. Wiskerson，谢天谢地

你拿回钱了吗？对，十五

百块，哇，你赚了利润

[笑声]

我只是来拿红丝绒枕头的，哦

好的

给你，谢谢 Rachel，好的，还有

别忘了，你可以随时来拜访她，

随时想来都行。好极了，我会记住的，

记在心里

嘿

这到底是什么？某种蛇还是

别的什么东西？

[音乐]

你

[英语]

hey you guys uh is monica here no no all

right listen um i just bought something

i'm not sure she's gonna like it and

it's gonna seem a little crazy but this

is something i've wanted since i was a

little girl you bought sean cassidy

no i wish okay

you ready yeah yeah okay

oh my god what what is what what the

hell is that

it's it's a cat that is not a cat

yes it is why is it inside out

excuse me but this is a purebred

show-quality sphinx cat how much would

you pay for that

well it was a little extravagant but i

got a pretty good deal huh how much

thousand bucks

on a cat

it's not a cat

all right listen ball boys my

grandmother had one of these when i was

a little girl and it was the sweetest

thing i mean it was so cute it would sit

in my lap and just purr all day long and

i would drag a shoestring on the ground

and it would chase it free cats do that

too you know

it's not a cat ugh

look you guys i'm really excited about

this okay i don't care what you think

i'm gonna go set up a little litter box

for mrs wiskerson

what am i gonna call her fluffy

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

don't worry guys it's not a cat

oh my oh good god i give up you guys i

don't know what i'm gonna do with this

thing

baking it didn't help huh

so why don't you just take it back to

where you got it i tried they won't take

her back maybe that's because she's a

minion of the antichrist

great why won't they take it back well

they said they would but they would only

give me store credit and i mean what am

i gonna do get a thousand regular cats

look if you want you can keep it at our

place until you find out what to do with

it no mon that's not the point i'm out a

thousand dollars i'm all scratched up

and i'm stuck with this

stupid cat that looks like a hand

show cat quality show cat

show cat oh my god what's wrong with

your baby

it's not a baby that's a cat ew it's

creepy looking oh no no it's actually

it's very sweet it's very sweet

yeah do you want it oh

no i hate cats well so then what are you

doing to me okay just get out of here

all right move on

geez

wow what an unusual cat yes thank you

exactly you want it

maybe

i was thinking about getting a cat i was

just gonna go to the shelter but

okay why not oh terrific that'll be two

thousand dollars

what okay a thousand

i thought you wanted me to adopt your

cat well i do but you're just gonna have

to actually look at this as more of an

investment than a cat okay yeah i just

wanted a cat

yeah okay okay

obviously you know how to haggle so i'm

not gonna try and take you on okay so

eight hundred dollars and i don't call

the cops which i should because you are

robbing me blind blind you're acting

like they're just take the gas leave the

money and run away just run away damn it

can't you at least smile or something

okay did anybody just hear that anybody

[Music]

rachel what is your cat doing in one of

my bowls it's not i'm defrosting a

chicken

oh i sold uh mrs wiskerson oh thank god

did you get your money back yeah fifteen

hundred dollars wow you made a profit

[Laughter]

i just came for the red velvet pillow oh

yeah

there you go thanks rachel yeah and uh

don't forget you you can come visit her

anytime you want oh good great i'll keep

that in mind

hey

so what is this some kind of snake or

something

[Music]

you

重点词汇

词汇	含义
extravagant /ɪkˈstræv.ə.gənt/ C1	adjective - 奢侈的；过度花费的
purebred /ˈpjʊər.brɛd/ B2	adjective - 纯种的；血统纯正的 noun - 纯种动物
sphinx /sfɪŋks/ B2	noun - 无毛猫品种；或指有狮身人面像的神话生物
litter /ˈlɪt.ər/ B1	noun - 供猫使用的猫砂或木屑等 verb - 散布，四散
investment /ɪnˈvɛs.tmənt/ B2	noun - 为了获得回报而投入金钱、时间或精力的行为
scratched /skræʧt/ B1	verb - 抓伤；划伤（动词过去式） adjective - 被抓伤的；有划痕的
creepy /ˈkriː.pi/ B2	adjective - 令人毛骨悚然的
defrosting /dɪˈfrɔː.stɪŋ/ B2	verb - 把冰或霜融化，通常通过加热
profit /ˈprɒf.ɪt/ B1	noun - 扣除成本后的盈余 verb - 获利；受益
haggle /ˈhæɡ.əl/ B2	verb - 讨价还价
blind /blaɪnd/ B1	adjective - 失明的
cops /kɒps/ A2	noun - 警察（口语）
quality /ˈkwɒ.lɪ.ti/ B1	noun - 质量，品质
credit /ˈkrɛ.dɪt/ B2	noun - 信用、贷记、交易记录
shelter /ˈʃɛl.tər/ B1	noun - 庇护所；收容所

重点语法结构

• i just bought something i'm not sure she's gonna like it

  ➔ 'be going to' 后的现在进行时

  ➔ 'she's gonna like it' 使用现在进行时 ('is going to') 来表达具有确定性或计划性的未来动作。

• this is something i've wanted since i was a little girl

  ➔ 'since' 引导的现在完成时

  ➔ 'i've wanted' 使用现在完成时来描述从过去开始并持续到现在的动作，由 'since' 强调。

• how much would you pay for that

  ➔ 'how much' 引导的间接疑问句

  ➔ 'how much would you pay' 是间接疑问句，用于礼貌地询问价格，保持正式语气。

• i got a pretty good deal huh how much

  ➔ 'huh' 引导的标签疑问句

  ➔ 'huh' 作为标签疑问句使用，用于寻求听者的确认或同意，增加对话语气。

• maybe that's because she's a minion of the antichrist

  ➔ 'maybe' 用于表示推测

  ➔ 'maybe' 用于表示不确定性或推测，缓和陈述。

• you're acting like they're just take the gas leave the money and run away

  ➔ 'like' 用于表示比较

  ➔ 'like' 用于将说话人的情况与假设的情景进行比较，强调荒谬或夸张。