– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

没什么好说的，只是一些

我同事

快点，你要和那个人约会

一定有什么不对劲

他

那他有驼背、驼背带、一个

假发

等等，他会吃粉笔吗？

只是因为我不想让她走

经历我和卡尔之间的那些事，嗯

好，各位放轻松

这根本算不上约会，只是两个人

一起去吃饭，却不

发生性关系在我看来也算约会

[音乐]

好的，我回到高中，我

站在食堂的正中央

我这才意识到，我完全

赤裸

然后我往下看，发现有

一部手机

那里

而不是，那对

我从未有过那个

突然，手机响了

结果是我妈妈打来的

这非常非常奇怪，因为

她从不给我打电话

[音乐]

这家伙说，你好，我想自杀

我自己

你还好吗，甜心？我只是觉得

有人伸手进我的喉咙，抓住

我的小肠，将它拉出我的

嘴巴，并把它系在我的脖子上，曲奇

卡萝今天把你的东西搬走了，哦

让我给你冲杯咖啡，谢谢

哦

不，哦不，不要停止清理我的

气场，别只把我的气场留下，好吗

我会好的，真的，大家，我

希望她会很开心，不，你不

不，我不想，她把我甩了

而且你从未知道她是同性恋

不，好吧

为什么大家总是盯着那个

她不知道，我怎么会知道

有时我希望自己是个女同性恋

我刚才说出来了吗

好，罗斯，看

你现在感到很痛苦

你很生气

你很受伤

我可以告诉你答案吗

脱衣舞俱乐部

来吧，你单身，需要点荷尔蒙

但我不想单身，好吗，我

只想，我只是想结婚

再一次

而且我只想要一百万美元

瑞秋

天啊，莫妮卡，你好，谢天谢地，我刚刚去

去你那栋楼，但你不在

然后一个拿大锤子的人说

你可能在这里，而你就是你

能给你来杯脱咖啡因咖啡吗

好，各位，这位是瑞秋，还有

另一位林肯高中的幸存者，这位是

大家，这位是钱德勒和菲比

还有乔伊，你还记得我的兄弟

罗斯，当然

那你现在想告诉我们，还是我们

在等四个湿漉漉的伴娘

天啊，好吧

这事发生在婚礼前大约半小时

婚礼时，我在我们所在的那个房间

存放所有礼物

我正看着这个肉汁壶

这个非常华丽的拉莫斯肉汁壶

忽然间，甜而低沉的，我

意识到

我意识到我被…更刺激

这个肉汁壶比巴里更让我兴奋

我非常害怕，这就是

当我想到巴里有多像

土豆头先生

你懂的，我的意思是

我总是知道他看起来

熟悉，但

反正

我必须离开

在那里，我开始想，我为什么要这么做

以及我为谁这么做

所以说，我真的不知道

该去哪里

我知道你我之间有点

渐行渐远，但

你是我唯一认识住在这座城市没有被邀请参加婚礼的，哦，我有点希望

不会成为问题

[音乐]

你

[英语]

there's nothing to tell it's just some

guy i work with

come on you're going out with the guy

there's got to be something wrong with

him

so does he have a hump a humpband a

hairpiece

wait does he eat chalk

just cause i don't want her to go

through what i went through with carl um

okay everybody relax

this is not even a date it's just two

people going out to dinner and not

having sex sounds like a date to me

[Music]

all right so i'm back in high school i'm

standing in the middle of the cafeteria

and i realize i am totally

naked

then i look down and i realize there is

a phone

there

instead of that's right

i never had that

all of a sudden the phone starts to ring

and it turns out it's my mother

which is very very weird because

she never calls me

[Music]

this guy says hello i want to kill

myself

are you okay sweetie i just feel like

someone reached down my throat grabbed

my small intestine pulled it out of my

mouth and tied it around my neck cookie

carol moved your stuff out today oh

let me get you some coffee thanks

oh

no oh no no don't stop cleansing my

aura don't just leave my aura alone okay

i'll be fine all right really everyone i

hope she'll be very happy no you don't

no i don't to hell with her she left me

and you never knew she was a lesbian

no okay

why does everyone keep fixating on that

she didn't know how should i know

sometimes i wish i was a lesbian

did i say that out loud

all right ross look

you're feeling a lot of pain right now

you're angry

you're hurting

can i tell you what the answer is

strip joints

come on you're single have some hormones

but i don't want to be single okay i

just i just i just want to be married

again

and i just want a million dollars

rachel

oh god monica hi thank god i just went

to your building and you weren't there

and then this guy with a big hammer said

that you might be here and you are you

are can i get you some coffee decaf

okay everybody this is rachel and

another lincoln high survivor this is

everybody this is chandler and phoebe

and joey and you remember my brother

ross sure

so you want to tell us now or are we

waiting for four wet bridesmaids

oh god well

it started about a half hour before the

wedding i was in this room where we were

keeping all the presents

and i was looking at this gravy boat

this really gorgeous lamos gravy boat

when all of a sudden sweet and low i

realized

i realized that i was more turned on by

this gravy both than by barry

and i got really freaked out and that's

when it hit me how much berry looks like

mr potato head

you know i mean i always know he looked

familiar but

anyway

i just had to get out of there and i

started wondering why am i doing this

and who am i doing this for

so anyway i just didn't know where to go

and i know that you and i have kind of

drifted apart but

you're the only person i knew who lived

here in a city who wasn't invited to the

wedding oh i was kind of hoping that

wouldn't be an issue

[Music]

you

重点词汇

词汇	含义
cafeteria /kæfəˈtɪəriə/ B2	noun - 自助餐厅
intestine /ɪnˈtɛstɪn/ C1	noun - 肠道
lesbian /ˈlɛzbɪən/ C1	noun - 女同性恋者
hormones /ˈhɔːrməʊnz/ C1	noun - 激素
gravy /ˈɡreɪvi/ B1	noun - 肉汁
survivor /sərˈvaɪvər/ B2	noun - 幸存者
fixating /ˈfɪksteɪtɪŋ/ C1	verb - 执着于
cleansing /ˈklɛnzɪŋ/ C1	noun - 清洁
aura /ˈɔːr.ə/ C1	noun - 气场
hammer /ˈhæmə/ B1	noun - 锤子
decaf /diːˈkæf/ B2	noun - 去咖啡因
hairpiece /ˈhɛəˌpiːs/ C1	noun - 假发
hump /hʌmp/ B1	noun - 驼峰
chalk /tʃɔːk/ B1	noun - 粉笔
strip /strɪp/ B2	verb - 脱掉
single /ˈsɪŋɡəl/ A2	adjective - 单身
married /ˈmærɪd/ A2	adjective - 已婚的
million /ˈmɪljən/ A2	noun - 一百万