I'm I'm setting the phone
00:00
down but I'm still
00:02
here just don't go anywhere I'm still
00:04
here don't don't switch or anything cuz
00:07
I'm I'm right here just one
00:10
sec one sec one second wait one second
00:13
just what Monica I'm
00:18
scared that's that's a sleeve okay and
00:22
we also have speaker phone please stay
00:26
on the line your call is important to us
00:29
hey wait you got to hang up cuz we're
00:32
going to be late thank you for your
00:33
patience you're the next caller yes yes
00:35
I'm the next caller you're going to have
00:38
me hang
00:41
up hello
00:45
yah it's time for your massage yah put
00:48
put your face in the
00:53
hole oh a Swedish massage from a real
00:55
Swedish person huh okay then I'm
00:58
Swedish so what's your name it's a
01:04
normal Swedish name
01:08
Ikea wow what an interesting name yeah
01:14
you know I'm kind time for your scalp
01:17
massage wow I really love
01:22
your is something wrong no it's just um
01:27
just feels so good
01:32
Ikea oh hey say you'll know this what's
01:36
the capital of
01:39
Sweden um
01:40
Stockholm damn I wish I knew if that was
01:43
right everybody has ordered I would like
01:46
to start the celebration and make a
01:49
toast to
01:52
Phoebe she dropped your sock a
01:54
what no Emma dropped her sock Mom's here
01:58
I wanted to have lunch with her today
02:02
she told me she was out of
02:03
town she still has not noticed that the
02:06
baby sock is on the ground it's a good
02:08
toast will you please get her attention
02:11
oh
02:15
mommy oh for God's sake Judy pick up the
02:26
sock pick got the socks Pi got the
02:29
socks I'm sorry was that
02:36
rude you know what I'm thinking oh
02:39
okay
02:46
how it's been so long since you've had
02:48
sex you're wondering if they've changed
02:51
it no although now that's what I'm
02:54
thinking
02:57
all right so what were you thinking well
03:00
I was thinking that you gave the guy
03:03
Such Great Haircuts I thought maybe
03:04
you'd like to do mine oh
03:06
no why not because I'm just I'm
03:09
incredibly anal and an unbelievable
03:13
control freak no you're not I know I'm
03:15
not but you are and I was trying to
03:19
spare your
03:21
feelings you know it's funny last time
03:26
Paula was here my hair was so much
03:29
shorter and cuter all right okay but but
03:30
you have to promise that you will not be
03:36
all like controlly and bossy and all you
03:37
know Monica about
03:40
it I promise all right let's see now
03:42
some of you are going to get cut and
03:46
some of you
03:48
aren't but I promise none of you will
03:50
feel a thing
03:52
[Music]
03:57
all right that's it I Quit what I didn't
04:07
say anything yeah but this isn't the
04:09
face of a person who trusts a person
04:12
okay this is the face of a person who
04:14
you know doesn't trust a
04:17
person I'm sorry sorry phoe it's just
04:20
well just a little shorter than what we
04:23
had discussed would you relax I know
04:26
what I am doing this is how he wears
04:29
it how who wears it Dei
04:34
Moore Demi Moore is not a he well he was
04:38
a he in Arthur and in
04:41
10 that's Dudley Moore I said I wanted
04:45
it like demore oh oh oh my God oh God oh
04:48
my God oh my God I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
04:55
sorry which is demore she's the actress
04:58
there was in disclosure and decent
05:02
proposal ghost oh oh she's got Gorgeous
05:04
Hair how is
05:12
she it's too soon to
05:14
tell she's resting which is a good
05:17
sign how's the hair I'm not going to lie
05:21
to you Ross it doesn't look
05:24
good I put a clip on one side which
05:28
seems to have stopped the
05:30
curling well can we see you your hair
05:33
looks too good I think it would upset
05:36
her Ross why don't you come on in so you
05:38
go ahead I'll catch up okay
05:41
okay come on that's not running let's
05:47
[Music]
05:53
go you guys I'm telling you when she
05:56
runs she looks like a cross between
05:59
Kermit the Frog and the $6 billion
06:01
man Monica had such a crush on him yeah
06:04
she used to kiss his poster every night
06:09
before she went to bed oh I used to do
06:11
that too did you also have his album
06:14
It's Not Easy Being
06:17
Green oh
06:20
my so phoi runs weird
06:23
huh yeah yeah you know what and and I
06:26
know she's going to want to run again I
06:29
just don't I don't know how to get out
06:30
of it I mean I live with her why don't
06:31
you just be straight with her tell her
06:33
the truth you're right you're right I
06:35
should just tell her the truth hey hey
06:38
hey F Monica tripped me I don't think I
06:41
can ever run again
06:43
ever why why would you do that I don't
06:46
know Rachel I'm sorry that I hurt your
06:51
ankles ankle we'll see
06:53
[Music]
06:59
hi oh yeah uhhuh it's me I saw you grab
07:05
your running shoes this morning and
07:08
sneak out you lied so you could run by
07:09
yourself no no Phoebe no I was no you
07:12
know what I was I was actually just
07:15
checking to see if I could run and I can
07:16
please Rachel I am not an idiot no wait
07:21
t
07:23
hey B can I talk to you for a second
07:29
sure okay um
07:32
I Phoebe look I just wanted to say that
07:38
I'm sorry okay I handled the situation
07:40
horribly and and I should not have lied
07:44
to
07:46
you so what should you have done well I
07:47
I should have told you the truth uhhuh
07:51
which
07:53
is well you know the reason that I
07:54
didn't want to go running with you is
07:58
because um well you know the way that
08:01
you run is just a
08:03
little so well it's embarrassing people
08:07
were looking at us like we were crazy
08:10
why do you care because they're
08:12
people but people that you don't know
08:15
and will never see again yes but still
08:17
they are people with
08:19
eyes well I didn't get embarrassed
08:23
running next to miss
08:25
but oh okay no no I can see why running
08:30
with me would be embarrassing to you
08:34
yeah okay you're uptight well I I am not
08:36
up listen I am not uptight
08:41
man that's okay Rachel I'm not judging
08:47
you that's just who you are me I'm more
08:50
free you know I run like I did when I
08:53
was a kid because that's the only way
08:55
it's fun you know I mean didn't you you
08:56
ever run so fast you thought your legs
08:59
were going to fall off you know like
09:01
when you were like running toward the
09:02
swings or or running away from
09:04
Satan the neighbor's dog
09:10
[Music]
09:16
[Music]
09:30
[Applause]
09:31
I'm so sorry you right this feels great
09:32
see and you don't care if people are
09:35
staring it's just for a second cuz then
09:37
you're gone God I mean it's amazing je I
09:38
feel so free and So
09:41
Graceful hey look out for the
09:48
horse
09:50
s you here come here here okay you're
09:52
going to take this tray you're going to
09:55
stand on this yellow Mark you're going
09:56
to move on action you're going to walk
09:58
over to the operating table you're going
09:59
to stop on that blue Mark you're going
10:00
to put the tray down don't walk too fast
10:01
but don't
10:05
dawle okay now
10:07
what
10:10
and
10:12
action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
10:19
sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah
10:22
well don't be okay that
10:23
helps and and
10:27
action hey you know what don't worry
10:35
about a he usually takes me three takes
10:37
two all right
10:39
eight action
10:45
[Music]
11:05
hey hey so what' he say uh well he can
11:08
be a little rough around the edges so
11:13
I'm going to replace a word he used a
11:14
lot with the word
11:16
puppy Okay so he said if your puppy
11:20
friend doesn't get her puppy act
11:23
together I am going to fire her mother
11:26
puppy ass
11:28
I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just not
11:30
an actor that's right you're not you're
11:32
a nurse You're nurse with Trey Joey no
11:35
no nurse with Trey doesn't know Joey she
11:38
doesn't have time for friends she gets
11:40
in that operating room and she carries
11:42
that try to the doctor because if she
11:44
doesn't people die who
11:46
dies man with eye patch well you get in
11:49
there and you do your job yes doctor
11:52
okay okay let's try this one more time
11:56
hang in there man with ey patch your
12:00
tray is
12:02
coming
12:05
and
12:08
action yes I did it I nailed it w what's
12:13
next the rest of the
12:18
scene okay from the top
12:23
people somebody got your shoes no give
12:26
me
12:28
wful oh these are my rat
12:34
babies yeah we have rat babies
12:40
now you brought RS to my birthday party
12:45
so this is what a stroke feels
12:49
like I had to bring them we killed their
12:52
mother they're our responsibility now
12:55
you know they require constant doesn't
12:58
care you should know that Rachel you're
12:59
a mother
13:00
oh are you comparing my daughter to a
13:03
rat no seven
13:05
rats I think we should take them home we
13:09
need to feed them why were you're going
13:11
to leave my party to take care of a box
13:13
of rats well I'm sorry Rachel but I'm
13:14
not like you okay not everyone can
13:17
afford
13:19
help remarkable women for their time
13:21
they lived in a patriarchal society
13:24
sorry I'm late but I left late
13:27
okay so pH what is the book about I
13:31
thought you said you read it in high
13:35
school well yeah but then I remembered I
13:36
started it and then there was this pep
13:37
rally and I was I was on top of the
13:39
pyramid but anyway um what's the book
13:41
about okay it's this tragic love story
13:44
between Kathy and heathcliffe and um it
13:48
takes place on these like really creepy
13:50
Moors and England which I think
13:52
represent the wildness of heathcliff's
13:54
character I totally get symbolism
13:56
how would you characterize the theme of
14:01
this book uh let's see Rachel
14:03
Green um well I would have to say that
14:10
it's a it's a tragic love
14:13
story well that's sort of a given but
14:15
yes anyone else oh oh oh
14:19
symbolism and uh the the uh wildness of
14:24
the Moors with which I think is is
14:27
mirrored in the wildness of uh
14:30
heathcliff's
14:33
character excellent what Rachel has
14:35
shrewdly observed
14:38
here you completely stole my answer what
14:40
honey that was pretty obvious how would
14:44
you know you didn't even read
14:46
it what do you think uh you and the blue
14:49
shirt I think that um yours is a
14:55
question with many possible
14:58
answers would you care to venture one
15:01
would you care to venture
15:04
one are you just repeating what I'm
15:07
saying are you just repeating what I'm
15:09
saying oh good you're here hi what you
15:12
got here oh this well I'm glad you
15:17
asked now don't you hate it when you
15:23
have to cut a tin can with an ordinary
15:25
steak knife
15:27
now I know what you're thinking pregnant
15:32
woman slays
15:35
Four B they didn't make you pay for
15:37
those knives did they no are you sure
15:39
no honey you're not going to make enough
15:44
money to help Frank and Alice just by
15:46
selling knives no no I know that but I
15:48
just need to make enough money for the
15:50
second part of my plan what's the second
15:52
part of your plan my Saturn dealership
15:53
CL the waxine and linen strips to leg
15:55
number one did that
15:57
okay grasp one of the linen strips by
15:59
its easy grab Tab and pull it off in one
16:02
quick pain-free motion
16:04
okay is it not
16:10
painfree no it was painful oh my God
16:12
they should call it paining now with a
16:16
little
16:18
wax well the girls in the satin ities on
16:20
the commercial don't seem to think it's
16:23
that bad that's because their nerves are
16:24
probably deadened from being so stupid
16:26
but hey you know if you don't believe me
16:30
please be my
16:32
guest ow ow ow oh my God now aren't you
16:35
glad we didn't start with the bikini
16:39
[Music]
16:43
strips all right it's okay it's
16:52
okay we were just waxing our legs
16:56
off for your information this happens to
17:01
be a pain like no man will ever
17:03
experience yeah well I don't think you
17:05
can make that statement unless you've
17:07
been kicked in an area the God only
17:08
meant to be treated
17:10
nicely yeah I I think women just have a
17:12
lower threshold for pain than men that's
17:14
all I mean come on it's just a little
17:16
wax oh
17:20
yeah oh that's
17:23
mature okay fine so now what I just pull
17:26
it off uhhuh that's
17:29
right all right Monica if there is
17:34
something that you would like to share
17:37
you know you had no right to go out with
17:38
him that is the most ridiculous you sold
17:39
me out I did not sell you out absolutely
17:42
talk did you just flick
17:49
me okay well you wouldn't let me finish
17:53
and I
17:55
was ow that hurt
17:56
heart quit flicking ow you flicking you
17:59
flicked me first D
18:03
[Music]
18:06
it let's not do
18:10
[Music]
18:18
this okay now I'm going to kick some a
18:26
all right now I will let go if you both
18:38
stop what do you you want me to stop
18:41
seeing him is that what you want uh-huh
18:43
you want me to just call him up and tell
18:45
him that you're seeing him instead is
18:48
that what you want
18:49
okay oh that's what you want
18:53
yes fu fine fine there we
18:57
go you know what if we were in prison
19:02
you guys would be like my
19:05
[Applause]
19:09
oh my God how did you get back
19:11
here BB
19:15
Buffet fire
19:19
[Laughter]
19:21
alarm oh hi off officer fireman can I
19:26
help you you found your fire alarm in
19:30
the trash shoot mhm that's not mine yes
19:32
it is how do you know the next time you
19:34
want to dump a fire alarm in the trash
19:36
shoot don't wrap it in a blanket that
19:38
says property of Phoebe buet not
19:39
Monica okay do you okay do you have a
19:42
search warrant because the last time I
19:45
checked this was still
19:46
America please reattach this it's
19:49
against the law to disconnect them fine
19:51
but please God tell me how to stop it
19:53
from going off just press the reset
19:56
button under the plas a cover there's a
19:58
reset button oh thank you thank you
19:59
there's a reset button my
20:04
God why didn't I see
20:07
that reset button reset button where's
20:11
there Reet oh here it is oh
20:15
[Music]
20:22
[Music]
20:29
get out of here can you
20:37
stay SM look at
20:47
me SM cat
20:51
C SM cat it's not
20:58
[Music]
21:09
your oh my God I know I sound
21:15
amazing W take you to the vet you're
21:23
obviously not the favorite
21:26
smell
21:29
catell
21:31
it's I've I've I've never heard myself
21:36
sing before I mean except in my own head
21:38
oh this is so cool now I can hear what
21:41
you
21:44
hear pretty uh pretty different
21:46
huh I am sorry but I'm incredibly
21:49
talented
21:52
[Music]
21:55
I just think that you don't expect
22:00
someone so hot to be so sweet oh I like
22:02
that oh what's your name um Phoebe buet
22:06
how do you spell that so we can get it
22:09
right oh okay it's um p as in Phoebe H
22:11
as in heie O as an OB e as an EB b as in
22:14
BB and e as an L there
22:17
[Music]
22:22
mate today we're going to start with
22:23
some songs about barnyard animal
22:26
animal oh the cow in the M goes moo oh
22:29
the cow in the M goes moo then the
22:33
farmer hits him on the head and grinds
22:35
them up and that's how we get
22:37
hamburgers
22:42
now
22:43
chicken oh look there's there's Monica
22:49
and Chandler hey hey you guys hey
22:51
[Applause]
22:57
Monica Monica oh my
23:05
God oh my God oh my eyes my eyes bab
23:09
okay it's okay it's okay no they're
23:15
doing it I know I know I know you know
23:17
yes I know and Joey knows but Ross
23:21
doesn't know so you have to stop
23:23
screaming what's going on
23:25
nothing oh God we're just so excited did
23:31
you want to get this
23:33
apartment actually it looks really
23:34
good it looks pretty good get in
23:37
here so everybody's
23:42
here everybody's
23:45
good so were you going to play something
23:50
Phoebe well actually I had
23:52
to all right
23:56
hey Julie I didn't know you wore lenses
23:59
what okay um hi hello hi okay so um this
24:03
is a song um about a love triangle
24:11
between three people that I made
24:14
up um it's called um two of them kissed
24:18
last
24:22
night there was a girl will call call
24:25
her Betty and a guy let's call him
24:28
Neil now I can't stress this point too
24:33
strongly this story isn't
24:37
real now on NE must decide who will be
24:42
the girl that he casts aside will Betty
24:46
be the one who he loves truly or will it
24:49
be the one who will call
24:51
LLY he must de he must decide even
24:56
though I made him up he must
25:00
decide hey ra can I ask you something
25:03
yeah okay you can totally say no but um
25:06
would it be okay with you if I set Ross
25:09
up on a date oh uh with who um my friend
25:11
Bonnie she just always thought Ross was
25:16
really cute and now that you two aren't
25:18
together she asked if I could set it up
25:20
but if you're not cool with it which one
25:21
is Bonnie again you remember her from my
25:23
birthday party two years ago she's yeah
25:25
like average height medium build it's
25:28
bald
25:31
oh that's fine great okay good for you
25:35
all
25:40
[Music]
25:42
right oh that was depressing I think I
25:44
just bought a soft pretzel from one of
25:46
the kids from
25:48
Fame ready to go to the movies mhm oh re
25:50
this is Bonnie
25:53
hi this is Bonnie this is Bon Bonnie
25:55
you're Bonnie I can show you an ID if
25:58
you want Oh no just you look a lot
26:01
different than the last time I I saw you
26:05
oh yeah well I just started wearing bras
26:07
again oh that must be
26:10
it well I hope you have fun tonight
26:13
thanks you too
26:16
okay you said she was Bal yeah she was
26:22
Bal she's not now
26:25
how could you not tell me that she has
26:29
hair I don't know I hardly ever say that
26:30
about people oh well this is just
26:32
perfect well I'm sorry I thought you
26:36
said it was okay yeah I said it was okay
26:38
when I thought she was some weird bald
26:41
chick I mean you know that girl has got
26:42
hair all over her
26:45
head well maybe it won't work out maybe
26:48
Ross won't like her personality why does
26:51
she have a bad personality oh no
26:53
Bonnie's the best
26:54
[Applause]
26:58
so Ross how um how did it go with Bonnie
27:01
oh I got to tell you I I wasn't
27:05
expecting to like her at all I mean I
27:07
actually wasn't expecting to like anyone
27:09
right now but she's really terrific oh
27:11
it's too
27:14
bad no I I'm saying I liked her yeah you
27:17
know what there are other fish in the
27:21
SE theves I think she's great okay we're
27:22
going out again okay hey I hear you are
27:26
you capable of talking about anything
27:29
else okay would you rather live in the
27:34
shirt pocket of a sweaty giant or inside
27:37
his shower
27:40
drain oh my God Phoebe look it's R and
27:43
that
27:46
girl big no no look at that it's a line
27:48
of ants they're working as a team
27:52
baby right oh yeah wow oh it looks like
27:56
Ross is breaking up with her o I hope he
28:00
lets her down easy let's go come on bab
28:02
look at that they're not breaking up
28:04
look at them okay that you know what
28:06
that is that is that is a second date
28:07
that's what that is look at that she
28:09
just put her hand on his thigh oh no
28:11
that really is nothing she's very
28:13
sexually aggressive oh baby this is all
28:15
your fault now he loves her he's going
28:18
to marry her and this is all your
28:19
fault you said it was okay you said she
28:21
was bald
28:25
was was was was was
28:28
was babbe we can't we just can't let it
28:31
happen okay we have to do something but
28:33
we have to break them up okay you just
28:34
go in there and like shave her head you
28:36
owe me one bold
28:38
girl okay first of all
28:41
breathe second of all I don't get it
28:44
aren't you the one that decided you
28:47
didn't want to be with
28:49
Ross yes well isn't he your friend don't
28:52
you want him to be happy
28:56
yes
29:01
so I just you know I didn't expect him
29:06
to be this happy so
29:09
soon oh no what oh we killed them
29:21
all hey so listen you know my friend
29:24
Chris who owns the crematorium
29:28
crematorium Chris
29:30
sure he said that he would cremate my
29:32
fur coat for free if I um you know bring
29:34
in the next person I know who
29:38
dies oh my God oh my God look at these
29:43
bels don't get too attached she's having
29:48
it cremated
29:50
what phoei honey honey I know you're
29:52
quirky and I get a big kick out of it we
29:56
all do actually but if you destroy a
29:58
coat like this I mean that is like a
30:01
crime against
30:03
nature not nature
30:05
fashion this is fashion okay so to you
30:08
death is fashion that's really funny
30:11
yeah here's here's Phoebe um sporting
30:14
you know Cutting Edge Harry carcass from
30:18
you know the the steel traps of winry
30:21
Russia I mean you really think this
30:24
looks good
30:27
cuz I
30:28
do look who's
30:29
back hey fees call security phes uh
30:32
didn't you get fired I don't think so
30:37
Phoebe Jack
30:41
hey what are you doing here all better
30:44
back to work except this clown from
30:47
research told me I was fired he should
30:49
do his research
30:51
huh well you were
30:53
fired nuh-uh
30:56
I told that guy who answered your phone
30:59
oh okay I didn't get that message so
31:01
this doesn't count anyway I'll be in my
31:03
office uh phebe I you you you don't have
31:05
an office that's all right I I'll work
31:08
right here this is good next to this
31:11
plant let's you're in my
31:15
office look I have made a lot of cash
31:18
for this company okay I'm talking big
31:21
bucks pesos Yen rubles you make one
31:23
little mistake you you lost $13 million
31:26
oh so now this is all about
31:29
money you know it's bad enough then ow
31:31
oh you have got to be kidding are you
31:35
all right I'm having another heart
31:38
attack what I'm having another heart
31:40
attack call
31:43
911
31:46
dumbass hey feves how's it going they
31:50
fired me and I'm having a heart attack
31:53
oh well welcome back yeah just see so
31:55
many people who have accomplished so
31:58
many of their goals by the time they're
32:00
30 yeah but you shouldn't compare
32:01
yourself to
32:03
[Applause]
32:07
me I did it one mile on a hippity hop
32:17
that's it that's everything I wanted to
32:21
do before I was 30 oh except I wanted to
32:23
patch things up with my sister
32:26
oh well but
32:28
yay and and girls this thing is a
32:30
godsend if you know what I
32:33
mean people I want you to take a piece
32:41
of paper here you go and write down your
32:43
most embarrassing memory oh and I do ask
32:46
that when you're not using the markers
32:49
you put the Caps back on them because
32:51
they will dry out
32:54
L you guys um I don't mean to be a pain
32:59
about this but um I've noticed that some
33:02
of you are just placing them on you want
33:03
to push the
33:06
Caps until you hear them
33:08
click Gunther where are you going I um
33:12
was sort of thinking about maybe no no
33:16
you can't go no this is fun come on
33:19
we're just getting started here here's
33:22
your
33:23
marker listen if you want to go just go
33:26
no she'll yell at me
33:30
again all right I can get you out
33:35
what in a minute I'm going to create a
33:39
diversion and I do walk quickly to the
33:42
door and don't look
33:45
back okay the first person's most
33:47
embarrassing memory is Monica your party
33:50
sucks all right very funny
33:55
oh no oh did someone forget to use a
33:58
coaster
34:01
what I don't see
34:09
anything great I'm seeing water rings
34:11
again okay she's taking the trash out so
34:15
I can get you out of here but it has to
34:18
be now she'll be back any minute what
34:19
about my friend Victor no only the three
34:22
of you any more than that and she'll get
34:24
suspicious all right let me just get my
34:26
coat there isn't
34:28
time just leave everything they'll take
34:31
care of you next
34:34
door is it true they have
34:35
beer everything you've heard is
34:38
true could you guys please try to keep
34:42
it down we're trying to start a bosle
34:44
tournament you and you you're supposed
34:52
to be at my party
34:56
and
34:58
Gunther what are you doing
35:03
here hey welcome to the
35:08
phe phie all right I'm sorry but these
35:13
people needed me you know they work hard
35:17
all week it's Saturday night they
35:20
deserve to have a little fun
35:21
go you know my party is fun maybe it's
35:24
little quieter less obvious sort of fun
35:27
but you know if people would just give
35:30
it a chance it's
35:31
so
35:35
Showtime okay Rachel get me perfume okay
35:37
and Joie could you get me a bottle of
35:40
wine and
35:42
glasses it'll be great you just make her
35:49
think you want to have sex with her and
35:52
it'll totally fig her
35:53
out okay listen how far or am I going to
35:55
have to go with her relax she's going to
35:58
give in way before you do how do you
36:00
know because you're on my team and my
36:01
team always
36:04
wins at
36:06
this just go get
36:08
some
36:11
go okay honey now I'm going to try to
36:13
listen from right here okay okay oh
36:15
wait good idea yeah wait don't give away
36:18
the farm okay
36:21
FY Chandler come on
36:30
it I was going
36:34
to um I brought some wine would you like
36:38
some
36:41
[Music]
36:47
sure so here we are nervous me no you no
36:50
I want this to
36:56
happen so do
36:59
I I'm going to put on some
37:14
music maybe maybe I'll dance for you
37:16
[Music]
37:23
[Music]
37:29
you look
37:39
[Music]
37:40
good
37:42
thanks you know that say things like
37:43
that it makes me want to rip that
37:47
sweater vest right
37:50
off well why don't we move this into the
37:53
bedroom really
37:56
oh do you not want it no no I just you
37:58
know first I want to take off all my
38:02
clothes and have you rub lotion on
38:04
me well that would be
38:08
nice I'll go get the
38:13
lotion
38:15
a this is totally getting out of hand
38:19
okay she wants me to put lotion on her
38:21
she's bluffing look she's not backing
38:23
down she went like this
38:26
he's not backing down he went to get
38:30
lotion oh man aren't you guys done yet I
38:35
want to sit in my
38:38
chair Joey look just look at it this way
38:40
the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the
38:42
sooner this is all over and out in the
38:44
open o I like that oh okay show him your
38:45
bra he's afraid of bras can't work them
38:49
[Applause]
38:53
wow you didn't rip off any
39:00
buttons it's not my first
39:02
time you go back out there and you
39:06
seduce her till she cracks okay give me
39:08
a
39:10
second did you clean up in
39:11
here oh you you're uh you're going I'm
39:20
not without you lover
39:23
so this is my
39:30
bra it's very very
39:35
nice well come
39:40
here I'm very happy we're going to have
39:42
all the
39:45
sex you should be I'm very
39:47
bendy I'm going to kiss you now
39:55
not if I kiss you
39:58
[Applause]
40:10
first well I guess there's nothing left
40:19
for us to do but but
40:20
kiss here it
40:22
comes our first
40:25
kiss okay okay okay okay will you win I
40:36
can't have sex with you and why not
40:40
because I'm a love with Monica you're
40:42
you're
40:45
what love her that's right I love her I
40:47
love her
40:51
I love you
40:57
Monica I love you too
40:59
[Music]
41:02
Chandler I just I thought you guys were
41:07
doing it I didn't know you were in
41:09
love
41:13
dude and hats off to Phoebe quite a
41:16
competitor and may I say your breasts
41:21
are still Shar God
41:23
right so that's it it's over everybody
41:27
knows well actually Ross doesn't yes and
41:30
we'd appreciate if no one told him
41:33
yet don't you think you've had enough to
41:36
drink I'm just helping the
41:38
kids how is you drinking helping the
41:41
kids because the more I drink the less
41:44
there is for the kids to
41:47
drink wasn't there a time when the
41:50
brightest Minds in the world believed
41:52
that the Earth was flat and up until
41:54
like what 50 years ago you all thought
41:57
the atom was the smallest thing until
41:59
you split it open and this like whole
42:01
mess of crap came
42:03
out now are you telling me that you are
42:05
so unbelievably arrogant that you can't
42:09
admit that there's a teeny tiny
42:12
possibility that you could be wrong
42:14
about
42:16
this there might be
42:23
a
42:27
teeny
42:30
tiny
42:32
possibility I can't believe you
42:36
caved what you just abandon your whole
42:40
belief
42:43
[Music]
42:44
system no I mean before I didn't agree
42:45
with you but at least I respected you
42:48
but no how how how are you going to go
42:50
into work tomorrow how how are you going
42:53
to face the other science guys how how
42:55
are you going to face
42:58
[Music]
43:04
yourself that was fun so who's hungry
43:16
oh okay then what
43:22
happened oh oh
43:24
uh-huh
43:28
uh-huh you'll get your
43:29
turn hey Phoenix what's going on nothing
43:32
this is not
43:35
[Music]
43:37
over put your 20 bucks down okay first
43:39
one to find the tasty treat wins okay
43:42
mhm all right let's get the contestants
43:45
out of their isolation
43:47
booths and they're
43:50
off get your foot off my contestant
43:52
judge judge rules no violation
43:55
oh hey guys yeah hey you know what it's
43:59
so weird to say this but I just had a
44:04
great date with Janice what are you
44:06
serious yeah I opened up to her about
44:09
all the terrible stuff that's been
44:11
happening to me I mean I talked for
44:13
hours it is amazing to have someone give
44:15
you such such focused attention you
44:19
don't need Janice for that you've got us
44:22
then the dock gets another butter no oh
44:24
hey hey that's not a Nutter butter
44:28
that's just an old wanton no judge rules
44:29
Nutter
44:32
butter tough call
44:34
yeah um I'd also like to try on The
44:37
Tiara oh yeah
44:42
okay well what do you think too
44:46
much a tad okay then take the Tiara back
44:50
and let me hold the musket
44:56
again something's missing it's not okay
45:06
oh let me see the ring that my friend
45:10
picked
45:12
out what's the 1920s princess Cup ring I
45:13
just sold it to that gentleman oh my God
45:16
wait no no
45:21
what let me out
45:25
no hi hey oh what's the matter
45:28
well you know that psychic I see yeah
45:32
well she told me that I'm going to die
45:36
this week so I'm kind of bummed about
45:38
that what yeah and I know you guys don't
45:40
know a lot about psychic readings but
45:42
that one is pretty much the worst one
45:44
you can
45:46
get baby that's crazy I can't believe
45:47
she would say that to you yeah honey you
45:50
don't believe her do you I don't she you
45:52
know said that I'd have triplets but she
45:54
also said one of them would be black
45:57
oh just out of curiosity did she tell
46:00
you how you're GNA go no cuz she didn't
46:03
tell me I was going to die till the very
46:04
end of the session and I was not going
46:06
to waste a whole other hour there I mean
46:08
I've only got a week left you know I've
46:10
really got to start living
46:12
[Music]
46:18
now hey hey FEPS you're still
46:21
alive how are you feel feeling oh it's
46:25
so exhausting waiting for
46:28
death oh by the way do you think
46:30
you peeps what are you doing I Was
46:37
preparing you for my Deb didn't you
46:40
think I was dead did that not come
46:41
off oh yeah scared the hell out of me I
46:44
thought we'd lost you
46:46
forever V do you want to lie down yeah
46:48
thanks and listen can you do me a favor
46:51
could you just um wake me up in a couple
46:54
hours if you
46:56
[Applause]
46:59
can Hey Hey listen to this my reading
47:00
was wrong I'm not going to die really
47:06
how do you know because my psychic is
47:08
dead she must have read the cards wrong
47:12
oh I'm sorry better her than
47:15
me hey let's B
47:18
cookies got me
47:20
Taffy Taffy really I've never had any
47:23
ever
47:26
well I think my mother was too busy
47:27
planning her suicide to provide
47:28
saltwater
47:30
treats thank
47:32
you so what are you just never going to
47:34
tell her oh no no no I will I just want
47:36
to butter her up first you know I'm
47:38
going to take her to an amazing
47:40
Valentine's dinner do all this romantic
47:42
stuff and then just when she thinks I'm
47:44
the best boyfriend in the world then I'm
47:46
going to tell her that my pregnant
47:48
ex-girlfriend is living with me if I
47:50
haven't said it before she's a lucky
47:53
lucky lady
47:55
so where are you going what the mother
47:58
of crap is up with this
48:00
stuff oh God it is it gum is it food
48:03
what what's the
48:06
deal oh it's nice may I try a pink
48:10
one oh excuse me ma'am yes you can't put
48:13
your cigarette out on a tree yeah I can
48:17
it worked real
48:19
well no but you shouldn't so don't ever
48:21
do that again I won't till I have my
48:24
next cigarette hold it NYPD freeze punk
48:27
what that's right you are so
48:33
busted uh
48:36
bookham who are you talking to save it
48:39
red unless you want to spend a night in
48:42
The Slammer you apologize to the
48:45
tree I am not going to apologize to a
48:47
tree you apologize to the tree right now
48:50
or I am calling for backup
48:53
Backup backup I'm I'm sorry sorry okay
48:57
cancel backup cancel
49:01
backuping down the
49:05
street goats
49:08
opting leaving little
49:10
treats I don't know does it even work
49:13
without my sexy voice I like
49:16
it Gunther kiss me
49:19
[Applause]
49:25
and I'm still waiting for my paper my
49:31
shame
49:35
man thank you my
49:39
babies Rachel
49:44
yeah I don't know if you heard about
49:47
what happened between me and Phoebe the
49:49
other day no well we kissed I I didn't
49:51
initiate the kiss but but I also didn't
49:55
stop it and I've been feeling
49:57
guilty okay so
50:02
um are we
50:06
cool
50:11
okay I knew you wouldd
50:13
understand oh what that's like the third
50:17
time that lady's won on a machine I was
50:20
playing uh I'll bet she's one of those
50:23
people
50:25
Mo
50:27
people what no no a lurker oh what's a
50:29
lurker okay when you're playing a
50:32
machine and it hasn't paid out a lurker
50:34
waits for you to give up and then kills
50:37
you no they swoop in and steal your
50:40
jackpot oh mhm how do you know about
50:44
this my nana used to do
50:47
it that's how she paid for all my dance
50:49
karate lessons dance karate yes it's a a
50:52
deadly but beautiful
50:57
sport kiss just
51:03
me oh well lost
51:14
again that's it you and me
51:20
outside I wouldn't want to see you lose
51:23
a chunk of that pretty blonde
51:25
hair
51:32
Co okay lady your lurking days are over
51:37
what yeah from now on everyone you lurk
51:40
I'm going to lurk first if you move on
51:42
to someone else I'm going to be one step
51:44
ahead of you every single time and then
51:46
I'll be on your ass every hour of every
51:48
day till Monday cuz that's when I go
51:51
home
51:55
when do you leave also Monday what time
51:57
maybe we can share a
52:00
c who else wants one of my special
52:03
homemade brownies I will have one oh
52:05
yeah I'm not going to have one of
52:10
those no no it's just my tooth all I'll
52:12
have
52:15
another so what's the matter you need a
52:17
dentist I've got a good one oh thanks I
52:19
have a good one too I just I I I can't
52:21
see him see that is the problem with
52:24
invisible
52:26
dentists why why can't you go to them
52:29
because every time I go to the dentist
52:32
somebody
52:35
dies that is so weird because every time
52:37
I go to the dentist I look down the
52:39
hygienist
52:41
blouse Phoebe what um what yeah yeah
52:43
first there was my Aunt Mary and then
52:48
there was um John my mailman and then my
52:50
my cowboy friend albino
52:52
Bob and did all of these people actually
52:55
died yes while I was in the chair that's
52:57
why I take such good care of my teeth
53:01
now you know it's not about oral hygiene
53:02
I floss to save
53:04
lives PHS come on you didn't kill
53:06
anybody these people just happen to die
53:09
when you went to the dentist it's it's
53:11
just a coincidence well tell that to
53:13
them oh you can't they're
53:15
dead
53:18
hey hey what are you doing here well I I
53:20
thought a lot about what you said and um
53:24
I realized I maybe I was a little
53:26
judgmental yeah oh but oh now bab
53:29
remember hey they're just fulfilling
53:33
their Christmas Destiny sure
53:36
yes
53:39
okay yikes that one doesn't look very
53:41
fulfilled oh that's uh that's one of the
53:44
old ones he's just taking it to the back
53:46
you keep the old ones in the back that
53:49
is so
53:51
aist but we have to make room for the
53:53
fresh ones
53:55
so what happens to the old guys well
53:57
they go into the
54:00
chipper well I have a feeling that's not
54:01
as happy as it
54:03
sounds
54:08
[Applause]
54:09
no hey hey
54:16
hey found you in my
54:18
bed how' you wind up there you are a
54:21
mysty little black curly
54:27
hair little black curly hair little
54:30
black little black little black little
54:34
black little
54:36
blackly thank
54:42
you um now if you want to receive emails
54:45
about my upcoming shows then please give
54:49
me money so I can buy a computer
54:51
oh
54:56
[Music]
54:57
歌词与翻译
[中文]
我正在把手机设置为
，但我还是
这里只是不要去任何地方我还是
这里不要切换或任何东西
我是我就在这里，只要一
秒一秒一秒等一秒
莫妮卡，我
害怕那是一个袖子，好吧，
我们还有扬声器电话请保持
挂断电话，您的电话对我们很重要
嘿，等等，您必须挂断电话，因为我们要迟到了
谢谢您的耐心
您是下一个来电的人 是的
我是下一个来电的人
我挂断
嗨
是的，是时候给你按摩了
把你的脸放在
洞里哦，来自真正的
瑞典人的瑞典式按摩，嗯，好吧，那我是
瑞典人，所以你叫什么名字，这是
正常的瑞典名字
宜家哇，多么有趣的名字啊
你知道我很乐意为你的头皮
按摩哇，我真的很喜欢
你出了问题，不，只是嗯
感觉真好
宜家哦，嘿，你会知道这是什么
瑞典的首都
嗯
斯德哥尔摩该死的我希望我知道那是不是
对，每个人都点了我想
开始庆祝活动，为
菲比干杯 菲比，她把你的袜子掉了
...
艾玛把她扔掉了袜子妈妈在这里
我今天想和她一起吃午饭
她告诉我她不在
镇，她仍然没有注意到
婴儿袜子在地上，这是一个很好的
祝酒，请你引起她的注意
哦
妈妈哦，看在上帝的份上朱迪拿起
袜子镐得到了袜子Pi得到了
袜子，我很抱歉
粗鲁，你知道我在想什么哦
好吧
你已经很久没有发生
性行为了，你想知道他们是否改变了
没有，但现在我就是这么想的
...
好吧，那么你在想什么
我以为你给了那个家伙
这么棒的发型，我想也许
你会想要做我的哦
不，为什么不呢，因为我只是
令人难以置信的肛门和令人难以置信的
控制狂，不，你不是，我知道我是
不是，但你是，我试图
不让你的
感觉，你知道上次很有趣
保拉在这里，我的头发太多了
更短更可爱，好吧，但是
你必须保证你不会
都喜欢控制和专横，而且你
都了解莫妮卡
它我保证好吧，让我们现在看看
你们中的一些人会被裁掉，
你们中的一些
不会，但我保证你们都不会
有什么感觉
[音乐]
好吧，就这样了，我放弃了我没有
说什么是的，但这不是
信任一个人的人的脸
好吧，这是一个
你知道不信任
人的人的脸，对不起，对不起，它只是
，只是比我们
讨论的要短一点，你放松一下吗，我知道
我在做什么，这就是他穿的方式
谁穿的方式Dei
摩尔黛米摩尔不是一个他，他是
亚瑟中的一个他，
10中的达德利摩尔我说我想要
它就像demore哦哦哦我的上帝哦上帝哦
我的上帝哦我的上帝我很抱歉我很抱歉我很
抱歉，她是女演员
有披露和体面的
求婚鬼哦哦，她有华丽的
头发怎么样
她现在还太早
告诉她正在休息，这是一个很好的
标志头发怎么样我不会撒谎
对你来说，罗斯它看起来不像
很好，我在一侧放了一个夹子，
似乎可以很好地阻止
卷曲，我们可以看到你吗，你的头发
看起来太好了，我想这会心烦意乱
她的罗斯，你为什么不进来，这样你
继续吧，我会赶上好的
好吧，来吧，我们不跑了，让我们
[音乐]
走吧，我告诉你们，当她
运行她看起来像是两者的混合体
青蛙科米特和价值 60 亿美元的
男人莫妮卡非常迷恋他，是的
她每天晚上睡觉前都会亲吻他的海报
哦我以前也这么做过
你也有他的专辑吗
这并不容易
绿色哦
我的所以菲伊运行得很奇怪
呵呵是的，你知道吗，我
知道她会想再次跑步我
只是不知道如何摆脱
我的意思是我和她住在一起为什么不
你直接告诉她
事实你是对的你是对的我
应该告诉她真相嘿嘿
嘿F莫妮卡绊倒了我我不认为我
可以再跑步
你为什么要这么做，我不
认识瑞秋，很抱歉我伤了你的
脚踝，我们会看到的
[音乐]
嗨，哦，是的，是我，我今天早上看到你抓住
你的跑鞋，
你撒谎了，这样你就可以自己跑
不，不，菲比，我不是你
知道我是谁，我实际上只是
检查我是否可以运行，我可以
拜托，瑞秋，我不是白痴，不用等待
t
嘿，我可以和你谈谈吗
当然可以，嗯
我菲比看起来我只是想说
我很抱歉，好吧，我处理了这种情况
非常糟糕，并且我不应该对
对你说谎，所以你应该做得好吗我
...
我应该告诉你真相啊哈
这
很好你知道我
不想和你一起跑步的原因是
因为嗯你知道
你跑步的方式只是
那么好，这让人们感到尴尬
看着我们，就像我们疯了
你为什么在意，因为他们是
人，但你不认识
并且永远不会再见面的人，是的，但仍然是
他们是有着
眼睛的人，我没有感到尴尬
跟在
小姐旁边跑步，但是哦，好吧，不，我明白为什么和我一起跑步
会很尴尬给你
是的，好吧，你很紧张，我没有
听着，我没有紧张
没关系，瑞秋，我不会评判
你就是你，我更自由
你知道我像我
小时候那样跑步，因为这是唯一的方式
这很有趣，我的意思是你
跑得不是那么快吗你以为你的腿
会掉下来，就像
，当你想要跑向
秋千或/或逃离
邻居的狗撒旦
[音乐]
[音乐]
[掌声]
我很抱歉，这感觉很棒
看看，你不在乎人们是否
盯着看只是一秒钟，因为然后
你走了上帝我的意思是这太神奇了我
感到如此自由，所以
优雅嘿留意
马
你在这里来这里好吧你
要拿这个托盘你要
站在这个黄色标记上你要
继续你要走的行动
到手术台，你要去
停在那个蓝色标记上，你要去
把托盘放下，别走得太快
，但别
磨磨蹭蹭，好吧
什么
和
动作切切，对不起，对不起，我
对不起，我只是有点紧张，是的
好吧，别这样没关系
有帮助，还有
行动嘿，你知道什么，别担心
关于他通常需要我三采取
两个好吧
八个行动
[音乐]
嘿嘿，所以什么'他说，嗯，他可以
有点粗糙，所以
我要替换他使用
很多的词用
小狗这个词好吧，所以他说如果你的小狗
朋友不把她的小狗行为
放在一起，我就要解雇她妈妈
小狗屁股
对不起，我不能这样做，我只是不是
一个演员，没错，你不是你
一个护士，你是特雷·乔伊的护士
特雷身边的护士都不认识乔伊，她
没有时间和她交的朋友在一起
在那个手术室里，她带着
尝试去看医生，因为如果她
没有人死，
会死，带着眼罩的男人，你就进去
在那里，你做你的工作，是的医生
好吧，让我们再试一次
坚持住，带着眼罩的男人，你的
托盘即将
即将到来
和
行动，是的，我做到了，我把它钉在了 w
接下来
场景的其余部分从顶部开始
人们有人拿到了你的鞋子，不给
我
wful哦，这些是我的老鼠
婴儿是的，我们有老鼠婴儿
现在你带着RS来参加我的生日聚会
所以这就是中风的感觉
就像我必须带他们去，我们杀了他们的
母亲，他们现在是我们的责任
你知道它们需要持续的不
关心你应该知道瑞秋你是
一个母亲
哦，你是在将我的女儿与
七号老鼠
老鼠进行比较吗我想我们应该把它们带回家我们
需要喂它们为什么你要
离开我的聚会去照顾一箱
老鼠 我很抱歉瑞秋，但是我
不像你，不是每个人都能
负担得起
帮助杰出女性度过她们的时光
她们生活在一个父权社会
抱歉我迟到了，但我离开得很晚
好吧，所以pH这本书是关于我
以为你说你在高中
学校读过它，是的，但后来我记得我
开始了它，然后就有了这个鼓舞
集会，我当时在
金字塔的顶端，但无论如何，嗯，这本书是什么
，好吧，这是凯西和希斯克利夫之间的悲惨爱情故事
，嗯，它
发生在那些非常令人毛骨悚然的
摩尔人和英格兰，我认为
代表了希斯克利夫的
角色的野性，我完全理解象征意义
你会如何描述
这本书的主题，呃，让我们看看瑞秋
格林，嗯，我不得不说，
这是一个悲剧性的爱情
故事，这是既定的，但是
是的，其他人哦哦哦
象征主义和呃
摩尔人的野性，我认为是
反映在呃
希斯克利夫的
性格优秀，雷切尔
精明地观察到
在这里你完全偷了我的答案
亲爱的，这很明显
你怎么知道你没有甚至读
你觉得怎么样，呃你和蓝色
衬衫我认为嗯你的问题是一个
问题，有很多可能的
答案你愿意冒险一个
你愿意冒险
一个你只是重复我所说的
你只是重复我所说的话你只是重复我所说的
哦很好你在这里嗨你
在这里哦，这很好，我很高兴你
现在问你，当你
必须用普通
牛排刀切锡罐时，你不讨厌吗
现在我知道你在想什么怀孕
女人杀人
四个B他们没有让你付钱
那些刀他们没有，你确定
不，亲爱的，你不会做足够的
通过
卖刀来帮助弗兰克和爱丽丝的钱不不我知道，但是我
只需要为我的计划的
第二部分赚到足够的钱，你的计划的第二
部分是什么我的土星经销商
将蜡和亚麻条放在腿上
第一个做到了
好吧抓住
的一条亚麻条它很容易抓住标签并以一个
快速无痛动作将其拉下来
好吧，这不是
无痛不，它很痛苦哦天哪
他们现在应该用
小
蜡来称呼它为痛苦
广告上的缎面女孩似乎并不认为这
那么糟糕，因为她们的神经可能是
因如此愚蠢而死掉
但是嘿，如果你不相信我
请成为我的
客人哦哦哦哦我的上帝现在不是吗
很高兴我们没有从比基尼开始
[音乐]
脱衣好吧，没关系，没关系
好吧，我们只是给腿打蜡
供您参考，这恰好
是一种没有男人会经历的疼痛
是的，好吧，我认为您
不能做出这样的声明，除非您
被踢到了只有上帝
才应该得到治疗的区域
很好，是的，我认为女性的疼痛阈值比男性低
，这就是
我的意思是来吧只是一点
蜡哦
是的哦，
成熟了，好吧，所以现在我只是把它拉下来
，嗯，那是
好吧，莫妮卡，如果有
你想分享的东西
你知道你没有权利和
他出去，这是你卖掉的最可笑的
我，我没有卖掉你绝对
说你刚刚轻弹了我吗
好吧，你不让我说完
而我
太受伤了
心别轻弹了你轻弹了你
先轻弹了我D
[音乐]
我们不要这样做
[音乐]
这好吧，我现在要踢了一些
好吧，现在我会放手，如果你们俩都
停下来，你想让我停下来
见到他就是你想要的呃哈
你想让我打电话给他并告诉
他你看到的是他
你想要的
好吧哦，这就是你想要的
是的，很好，我们
走吧你们知道如果我们在监狱里
你们会像我一样
[鼓掌]
哦天啊你怎么回来的
这里BB
自助餐起火
[笑声]
警报哦嗨消防官我可以
帮助你在
垃圾射击中找到你的火灾警报器嗯，那不是我的，是的
你怎么知道下次你
想把火警警报器扔进垃圾桶
开枪，别把它包在毯子里
说菲比的财产不是
莫妮卡，你好吗，你有
搜查令吗，因为我上次
检查这仍然是
美国，请重新附上这个
违反法律，断开它们很好
但请上帝告诉我如何阻止它
关闭只需按下塑料盖下的重置
按钮，那里有一个
重置按钮哦谢谢谢谢
有一个重置按钮我的
天啊为什么我没有看到
那个重置按钮重置按钮在哪里
Reet 哦这里是哦
[音乐]
[音乐]
离开这里你可以吗
保持 SM 看看
我 SM 猫
C SM 猫，这不是
[音乐]
你的天啊我知道我的声音
太棒了 W 带你去看兽医
显然不是最喜欢的
气味
catell
是我我我从来没有听过自己
之前唱歌，我的意思是除了在我自己的脑海中
哦，这太酷了，我现在能听到什么
你
听到的非常呃非常不同
呵呵，我很抱歉，但我难以置信
有才华
[音乐]
我只是觉得你没想到
一个如此性感如此甜蜜的人哦我喜欢
那个哦你叫什么名字啊Phoebe buet
你怎么拼写这个所以我们可以得到它
对哦好吧它是um p作为Phoebe H
作为heie O作为OB e作为EB b作为
BB和e作为L在那里
[音乐]
伙计，今天我们要从
一些关于稗子动物的歌曲开始
动物哦，M中的牛哞哞哦
M中的牛哞哞叫，然后
农夫敲他的头，把它们磨碎
，这就是我们如何得到
汉堡
现在
鸡肉哦，看那是莫妮卡
和钱德勒嘿嘿嘿
[鼓掌]
莫妮卡莫妮卡哦我的
上帝哦我的上帝哦我的眼睛我的眼睛宝贝
好吧没关系没关系不他们
这样做我知道我知道你知道
是的我知道，乔伊知道，但罗斯
不知道，所以你必须停下来
尖叫发生了什么事
没什么，天哪，我们太兴奋了
你想买这间
公寓，实际上它看起来真的
很好，看起来相当不错，快进去吧
在这里，所以每个人都
在这里，每个人都
很好，所以你要玩一些东西吗
菲比好吧，实际上我有
，好吧
嘿朱莉，我不知道你戴着镜片
什么好吧嗯嗨你好好吧所以嗯这
是一首关于三角恋的歌曲
我在三个人之间制作了
，嗯，它被称为嗯两个他们吻了
昨晚
晚上，一个女孩会打电话给
她的贝蒂，一个男人让我们叫他
尼尔，现在我也不能强调这一点
强烈这个故事不是
现在在NE上是真实的必须决定谁将成为
他抛弃的女孩贝蒂
会成为他真正爱的人还是会
成为那个人谁会打电话给
LLY，他必须德，他必须决定，即使是
，虽然我编造了他，但他必须
决定，嘿，我可以问你一些事情吗
是的，好吧，你完全可以说不，但是嗯
，如果我安排罗斯
与谁约会，嗯，我的朋友
邦妮，你可以接受吗 邦妮，她一直认为罗斯
真的很可爱，现在你们两个不
在一起，她问我是否可以设置
，但如果你不喜欢，哪一个
是邦妮，你还记得两年前我
生日聚会上的她，是的
，中等身高，中等身材，
秃头
哦，很好，很好，对你有好处
所有
[音乐]
对啊，真令人沮丧，我想我
刚刚从
的孩子们那里买了一块软椒盐卷饼
准备好去看电影了，嗯，哦，重
这是邦妮
嗨，这是邦妮，这是邦妮
你是邦妮，如果
你愿意的话，我可以给你出示身份证哦，不，只是你看起来与上次不同
我看到你
哦，是的，我刚刚又开始穿胸罩
，哦，那一定是
，很好，我希望你今晚玩得开心
也谢谢你
好吧，你说她是巴尔，是的，她是
巴尔，她现在不是
你怎么能不告诉我她已经
头发我不知道我几乎从来不这么说
关于人哦好吧这只是
完美好吧对不起我以为你
说没关系是的我说没关系
当我以为她是个奇怪的秃头
小妞我的意思是你知道那个女孩有
头发
头好吧也许不会成功也许
罗斯不喜欢她的个性为什么
她的性格不好哦不
邦妮是最好的
[鼓掌]
所以罗斯怎么样，嗯，邦妮怎么样
哦，我必须告诉你，我根本没有
期待喜欢她，我的意思是我
实际上没想到会喜欢任何人
，但她真的很棒哦
这太
糟糕了，不，我说我喜欢她，是的，你
知道
东南部还有什么鱼，我认为她很棒，我们
再次出去，好吧，嘿，我听说你是
你能谈论任何事情
否则，好吧，你宁愿住在一个大汗淋漓的巨人的
衬衫口袋里，还是
他的淋浴间里
排水哦我的上帝菲比看这是R和
那个
女孩大不不看看那是一行
蚂蚁他们作为一个团队工作
宝贝对了哦耶哇哦看起来
罗斯要和她分手了o我希望他
让她轻松下来让我们走吧宝贝
看看他们没有分手
看看他们，好吧，你知道
那是什么，那是第二次约会
那是什么，看看她
只是把手放在他的大腿上哦不
那真的没什么，她非常
性侵犯哦宝贝，这都是
你的错，现在他爱她，他要
娶她，这都是你的
错你说没关系你说她
秃头
是是是是是是
是宝贝我们不能我们就是不能让它
发生好吧我们必须做点什么但是
我们必须把他们分开好吧你只要
进去就像剃光她的头一样你
欠我一个大胆的
女孩好吧，首先
呼吸，其次我不明白
不是你决定你
不想和
罗斯是的，他不是你的朋友吗
你希望他快乐
是的
所以我只是你知道我没想到他
这么快乐所以
很快哦不，哦我们杀了他们
嘿，听着，你认识我的朋友
拥有火葬场的克里斯
火葬场克里斯
他肯定说过，如果我知道，他会免费火化我的
毛皮大衣，如果我知道的话，把
带到我认识的下一个人
死了哦，我的上帝，哦我的上帝，看看这些
，别太依恋她有
它火化了
什么菲蜜亲爱的，我知道你
很古怪，我从中得到了很大的乐趣，我们
实际上都这样做，但如果你像这样毁掉一件
外套，我的意思是，这就像
对
自然而不是自然的犯罪
时尚，这就是时尚，好吧，所以对你来说
死亡是非常有趣的时尚
是的，这里是这里菲比嗯运动
你知道来自
的尖端哈利尸体你知道温里的钢陷阱
俄罗斯我的意思是你真的认为这个
看起来不错
因为我
看看谁
回来嘿费用打电话给保安菲斯呃
你没有被解雇吗我不这么认为
菲比杰克
嘿，你在这做什么更好
回去工作吧，除了
研究的那个小丑告诉我我被解雇了，他应该
做他的研究
嗯，好吧，你被
解雇了，呃
我告诉那个接你电话的人
哦，好吧，我没有收到那条消息，所以
无论如何，这不算数，我会在我的
办公室呃菲比我你你你没有
一间办公室没关系我我会工作
就在这里，这旁边很好
工厂让你在我的
办公室看看我已经赚了很多钱
为这家公司好吧我说的是大话
美元比索日元卢布你犯了一个
小错误你你输了1300万美元
哦，所以现在这一切都是为了
钱，你知道这已经够糟糕了哦
哦，你一定是在开玩笑吧
好吧，我有另一颗心
攻击我另一颗心
攻击电话
911
笨蛋嘿，他们怎么样了
解雇了我，我心脏病发作了
哦非常欢迎回来，是的，看看
很多人在
许多目标，是的，但你不应该将
30 岁的时候就已经实现了
自己与
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我进行比较，我在嬉皮士跳跃中做到了一英里
这就是我在 30 岁之前
想做的一切哦，除非我想
和我妹妹修补关系
哦，好吧，但是
是的，女孩们，如果你知道我
...
意味着什么，这件事就是天赐之物 我希望你拿一张
纸在这里，写下你的
最尴尬的记忆哦，我确实问
当你不使用标记时
你把大写字母回到它们上，因为
它们会变干
L你们嗯，我不想为此感到痛苦
，但是嗯，我注意到你们中的一些
只是将它们放在您想要的
推
大写字母直到您听到它们
点击Gunther你要去哪里我嗯
有点想也许不不
你不能走吧，这很有趣，来吧
我们才刚刚开始，这里是
你的
标记听着，如果你想走就走吧
不，她会再对我大喊大叫
好吧，我可以带你出去
一会儿我要创建一个
转移注意力，我会快速走到
门口，不要回头看
好吗第一个人最
令人尴尬的记忆是莫妮卡，你的派对
糟透了，非常有趣
哦不哦，有人忘记使用
杯垫
我没有看到什么
有什么很棒的东西，我看到水环
再说一次，好吧，她正在倒垃圾，所以
我可以带你离开这里，但它必须
现在她随时都会回来
关于我的朋友维克多，不只是你们三个
，她会
怀疑好吧，让我去拿我的
外套吧，没有
时间，把所有东西都留下，他们会带走
下一步照顾你
门是真的吗，他们有
啤酒，你们听到的一切都是
真的，你们能试着保留一下吗
下来，我们正试图开始一场博勒
锦标赛，你和你，你应该
参加我的聚会
和
Gunther 你在做什么
嘿，欢迎来到
phe phie 好吧，我很抱歉，但是这些
人需要我，你知道他们努力工作
整个星期都是周六晚上，他们
应得的玩得开心
你知道我的派对很有趣，也许是
安静一点，不太明显的乐趣
但你知道如果人们愿意给
一个机会，那就是
所以
表演时间好吧，瑞秋给我香水好吧
，乔伊你能给我一瓶
葡萄酒和
眼镜吗，你让她做就太好了
认为你想和她发生性关系，
这会完全弄清楚她
好吧，听听我要走多远还是
必须和她一起走，放松一下，她会
在你做之前让步，你怎么做
知道，因为你是我的团队的一员，我的
团队总是
在
上获胜，这只是去获取
一些
好吧亲爱的现在我要尝试
从这里听好好吧哦
等等好主意是的等等不要放弃
农场好吧
FY 钱德勒来吧
我正要去
嗯我带了一些酒你喜欢
一些
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当然，所以我们在这里很紧张，我不，你不
我希望这
发生，所以
我要放一些
音乐，也许我会为你跳舞
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[音乐]
你看起来
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很好
谢谢你知道说像
这样的事情，这让我想撕掉它
毛衣背心右
好吧，我们为什么不把它搬到
卧室里
哦，你不想要吗，不，我只是你
首先我想脱掉我所有的
衣服，让你在
我身上擦乳液，那太好了
我去拿
乳液
这完全失控了
好吧，她要我给她涂乳液
她在虚张声势，看起来她没有退缩
她就这样走了
他没有退缩，他去拿
乳液哦天哪，你们还没完成吗我
想坐在我的
椅子上乔伊看看这样
菲比越早打破钱德勒
这一切就更快结束
打开o我喜欢那个哦，好吧，给他看看你的
胸罩，他担心胸罩无法使用
[鼓掌]
哇，你没有撕掉任何
纽扣，这不是我第一次
你回到那里，
勾引她直到她崩溃，好吧，给我
...
秒，你清理干净了吗在
这里，哦，你，呃，你要走了，我
不能没有你的爱人
，这是我的
胸罩，非常非常
很好，欢迎来到
这里，我很高兴我们将拥有
所有
你应有的性爱，我非常
弯曲，我现在要吻你
不如果我吻你
[掌声]
首先我想我们没什么可做的
但是
吻这里
来了我们的第一个
吻好吧好吧好吧好吧你会赢吗我
不能和你做爱为什么不
因为我爱莫妮卡你
你
爱她是的，我爱她，我
爱她
我爱你
莫妮卡，我也爱你
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钱德勒，我只是以为你们
这样做，我不知道你在
爱
伙计，向菲比致敬
竞争对手，我可以说你的胸部
仍然是Shar God
对，所以就这样了，每个人
都很清楚，实际上罗斯不知道，
如果没有人告诉他
，我们会很感激 但是你不认为你已经喝够了
吗？我只是在帮助
孩子们，你喝得怎么样，帮助
孩子们，因为我喝得越多，就越少
孩子们
喝的东西不是曾经有过
世界上最聪明的人相信
地球是平的，直到
像什么一样吗？ 50年前，你们都认为
原子是最小的东西，直到
你把它拆开，这就像一团
乱七八糟的东西出来了
现在你是在告诉我，你
如此令人难以置信的傲慢，以至于你不能
承认有极小的
可能性，你可能会错
关于
这可能是
一个
微小的
微小的
可能性我不敢相信你
放弃了你刚刚放弃的整个
信仰
[音乐]
系统不我的意思是之前我不同意
你但至少我尊重你
但是不知道你要怎么去
明天上班你怎么样
面对其他科学家如何
你要如何面对
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你自己，这很有趣，所以谁饿了
哦，好吧，那么
发生了什么哦哦
嗯哼
嗯哼，你会得到你的
嘿凤凰，什么都没有发生
这不是
[音乐]
先付 20 块钱吧，好吧
找到美味佳肴的人获胜，好吧
嗯，好吧，让我们让参赛者
离开他们的隔离
摊位，他们
离开我的参赛者
法官判定不违规
哦嘿伙计们是的嘿你知道那是什么吗
这么说很奇怪，但我刚刚和珍妮丝进行了
一次很棒的约会，你是怎么回事
是的，我向她敞开心扉，讲述了
发生在我身上的所有可怕的事情
我的意思是我聊了
个小时，有人给予
你如此集中的关注，真是太棒了
不需要珍妮丝，因为你有我们
然后码头又得到了黄油，不哦
嘿嘿，这不是坚果黄油
那只是一个老肆无忌惮的没有法官规则
坚果
黄油艰难的决定
是啊嗯我也想尝试一下
头饰哦是的
好吧好吧你也觉得怎么样
好吧，然后把王冠拿回来
，让我再次拿着步枪
，东西不见了，不好
哦，让我看看我的朋友
挑选的戒指
，那是1920年代的公主杯戒指，我
刚刚把它卖给了那位绅士哦，我的上帝
等等，不不
是什么让我出去的
不嗨嘿哦，怎么了
好吧，你知道我看到通灵了是的
好吧，她告诉我我这周就要死了
所以我有点沮丧
那是什么，我知道你们
对通灵了解不多，但是
那是最糟糕的一种
你可以
生孩子太疯狂了，我不敢相信
她会对你这么说，是的，亲爱的，你
不相信她，我不相信她，你
知道我会生三胞胎，但她
还说其中一个是黑人
哦，只是出于好奇，她告诉
你你是怎样的GNA，不，因为她没有
告诉我我会死，直到
课程即将结束，我不会
在那里浪费一个小时，我的意思是
我只剩下一周的时间了，你知道我
真的要开始生活了
[音乐]
现在嘿嘿FEPS你还
活着你感觉怎么样哦
等待
死亡真是太累了哦你是怎么想的
你偷看你在做什么我
正在为我的黛布做准备，你不是
以为我死了吗
离开哦，是的，吓死我了我
以为我们失去了你
永远V你想躺下吗
谢谢，听你帮我一个忙
你能不能把我吵醒
小时，如果你
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可以嘿嘿听听我的读法
错了，我真的不会死
你怎么知道，因为我的通灵者
死了，她一定读错了卡片
哦，对不起，她比
我嘿，让我们B
饼干让我
太妃糖太妃糖我真的从来没有吃过
曾经
好吧，我想我妈妈太忙了
计划她自杀，没有时间提供
盐水
款待谢谢
你那你怎么了，你只是永远不会
告诉她哦不不不我只想
先拍拍她，你知道我
要带她去参加一个很棒的
情人节晚餐，做所有这些浪漫的事情
的东西，然后当她认为我是
世界上最好的男朋友时，我就会
告诉她，我怀孕的
前女友正在和我住在一起，如果我
在她是幸运的
幸运女士
之前没有说出来，那么你要去哪里，那个垃圾
的妈妈在搞这
的东西哦，上帝啊，就是这样口香糖是食物吗
什么是
交易哦，很好，我可以尝试一下粉红色
一根哦，对不起，女士，是的，你不能把
你的香烟放在树上是的，我可以
它真的有效
不，但你不应该，所以不要再这样做
我不会，直到我有我的
下一支香烟为止纽约警察局冻结朋克
你说得对吗
被抓了呃
书汉姆你在说什么来拯救它
红色除非你想在
Slammer你向
树道歉我不会向
树道歉你现在向树道歉
或者我正在呼叫备份
备份备份我对不起对不起好吧
取消备份取消
备份
街头山羊
选择留下一点
款待我不知道它是否有效
没有我性感的声音我喜欢
它冈瑟吻我
[掌声]
我还在等我的论文我的
羞耻
男人谢谢你我的
宝贝瑞秋
是的，我不知道你是否听说了
我和菲比之间发生的事情
前几天我们接吻了，我没有
主动接吻，但我也没有
停止它，我一直感到
内疚好吧所以
嗯我们
很酷
好吧我就知道你会
明白哦什么这就像那位女士在我
获胜，我敢打赌她是那些
玩的机器上第三次
人
莫
人中的一员，什么不，没有潜伏者哦，当你玩
潜伏者，还没有支付潜伏者
机器时，什么是
等待你放弃，然后杀死
你，不，他们突然冲进来，偷走了你的
头奖哦，嗯，你怎么知道
这是我奶奶以前做过的
，这就是她为我跳舞的费用
空手道课程，跳舞空手道，是的，这是一个
致命但美丽的
运动之吻
我哦，迷路了
又是你和我
在外面，我不想看到你失去
一截漂亮的金发
头发
好吧，女士，你潜伏的日子已经结束了
是的，从现在开始，你潜伏的每个人
如果你继续
到别人身边，我会先潜伏
，然后
我会在每个
天的每个小时对你进行调查，直到星期一，因为那时我
回家
你什么时候离开，星期一什么时间
也许我们可以分享一个
c 谁还想要我特别的
自制布朗尼蛋糕，我要一个哦
是的，我不会有
的一个，不，不，这只是我的牙齿，我会的
还有
另一个，你需要一位
牙医吗？我有一位好牙医哦，谢谢我
也有一位好牙医，我只是我我我不能
看到他明白这就是
隐形
牙医的问题，为什么你不能去看他们
因为每次我去看牙医
都会有人
死去太奇怪了，因为每次
我去看牙医，我看不起
卫生员
衬衫菲比什么嗯什么耶耶
首先是我的玛丽阿姨，然后
有嗯约翰，我的邮递员，然后是我的
我的牛仔朋友白化病
鲍勃，所有这些人实际上
在我坐在椅子上的时候就死了，这就是
为什么我这么照顾我的牙齿
现在你知道这与口腔卫生无关
我用牙线来拯救
条生命 PHS来吧，你没有杀死
任何人，这些人只是碰巧死了
当你去看牙医时，这是
只是一个巧合，我们告诉
他们哦，你不能，他们
死了
嘿嘿，你在这儿做什么呢？我
对你所说的话想了很多，嗯
我意识到我可能有点
评判是啊哦但是哦现在宝贝
记住嘿他们只是在实现
他们的圣诞节命运当然
是的
好吧，一个看起来不太
实现哦，那就是呃，这是
之一旧的他只是把它带到后面
你把旧的放在后面，
太
了，但我们必须为
新鲜的
腾出空间，那么旧的家伙会发生什么
他们进入
削片机井我有一种感觉，
不像听起来那么快乐
听起来
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不嘿嘿
嘿发现你在我的
床上，你怎么会在那里，你是一个
神秘的黑色小卷发
头发小黑色卷发小
黑色小黑色小黑色小
黑色小
黑色谢谢
你现在如果你想收到关于我即将上映的节目的电子邮件
那么请给
我有钱买电脑
哦
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setting /ˈsetɪŋ/ B1 |
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scared /skeərd/ A2 |
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patience /ˈpeɪʃəns/ B1 |
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massage /məˈsɑːʒ/ A2 |
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Swedish /ˈswiːdɪʃ/ A2 |
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normal /ˈnɔːrməl/ A2 |
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interesting /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/ A2 |
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capital /ˈkæpɪtl/ B1 |
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ordered /ˈɔːrdərd/ A2 |
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celebration /ˌselɪˈbreɪʃən/ B1 |
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dropped /drɒpt/ A1 |
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noticed /ˈnoʊtɪst/ A2 |
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control /kənˈtroʊl/ B1 |
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freak /friːk/ B1 |
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promise /ˈprɒmɪs/ A2 |
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trust /trʌst/ B1 |
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