well gladus say hello to your new
00:00
home oh
00:06
my wow oh she's so nice and
00:08
big oh Monica where are you going to
00:14
display glattus oh so
00:19
proudly we haven't really settled on a
00:21
spot yet well hey how about right above
00:24
the TV that way it will be the first
00:26
thing that you see when you walk in the
00:29
door yeah yeah and you can get rid of
00:32
that French poster I like that poster
00:35
really doesn't have anything coming out
00:38
of
00:40
it or maybe there's some place for her
00:41
in your bedroom no there's nothing above
00:43
your bed are you still
00:45
here oh God thank God you're home I'm
00:52
watching Cojo alone yes what is is wrong
00:56
with this
01:00
dog hey did you get to the part where
01:01
they're trapped in the car and kujo's
01:03
throwing himself at the windshield no no
01:05
seriously what's wrong with the
01:07
dog wait a minute what are you doing
01:09
home so early what happened to your date
01:11
oh uh didn't work out oh well you want
01:13
to watch the rest of the movie with me
01:16
oh uh okay yeah you know I never thought
01:18
I would ever say this about a movie but
01:21
I really hope this dog
01:23
dies what are you doing over there come
01:27
sit here here you protect me oh sure
01:29
yeah why
01:32
not
01:38
okay okay that's him that's him that's
01:43
coo that's Co all right I know I
01:45
know it's going to be
01:49
okay oh my God what's he going to do now
01:51
I can't
01:55
watch go
01:58
seriously how can you watch this aren't
02:00
you
02:01
scared
02:06
terrified you want my tin foil hat no
02:09
cuz you need that no it's okay thanks
02:13
please let me do
02:15
something okay all right I'll tell you
02:17
what you buy me a soda and then we're
02:19
evening keep the
02:23
change thanks Lizzy sure you don't want
02:25
a pretzel no I'm fine thanks see
02:28
you
02:36
huh a
02:38
thumb I know I know I opened it up and
02:42
there it was just floating in there like
02:45
this tiny little
02:46
hitchhiker well maybe it's a contest you
02:50
know like collect all five you want to
02:52
dinner tonight oh I can't I've I've got
02:54
a date with that waitress Katie yeah I I
02:57
know we've only gone out like twice but
03:00
I don't know I have a really good
03:02
feeling about her oh I hear divorce
03:03
Bells all right just give me your walls
03:07
and there won't be a problem what I have
03:09
a gun okay just just relax Phoebe just
03:12
stay
03:14
calm oh my God I can't find my
03:17
wallet all right lady no give me your
03:21
purse no what do you mean no I knew
03:24
you'd be my death Phoebe Buffet
03:27
LOL is that you phoei oh my god unable
03:31
oh my god oh I'm sorry Ross this is my
03:36
old friend LOL from the
03:40
streets LOL Ross Ross nice to meet you a
03:42
real
03:46
pleasure it's been so long oh so long I
03:48
can't believe you're still doing this ah
03:53
I know but I quit smoking good for you
03:55
so you look like you're doing really
03:58
well I guess your mugging days are
04:00
behind you oh oh my God pH you used to
04:01
mug
04:06
people excuse me Ross I'm old friends
04:07
catching
04:10
up heon Sandy just made
04:14
him yeah all
04:18
right what are these
04:21
raisins uh sure why not
04:23
listen Eddie
04:32
um I've been thinking about our current
04:34
living situation and uh why are you
04:36
smiling I got a little surprise look
04:39
that's a new fishy I named him uh
04:42
Chandler you know after after
04:45
[Laughter]
04:52
you well that's not even a real fish
04:56
no that's a Goldfish
05:01
cracker so what's your point
05:05
man okay good night you big freaking
05:11
nature so
05:16
[Music]
05:18
nice hey I have a
05:22
question well uh actually not so much
05:26
question is more of a a general
05:29
wondering okay
05:34
okay here it
05:37
goes um well for a while now I've been
05:40
wanting to um oh yes yes that's that's
05:43
right at little
05:49
girl
05:51
what top of the world looking down on
05:54
creation
05:59
[Music]
05:59
[Applause]
06:00
[Music]
06:01
all right this is just vacine it won't
06:11
hurt ow ow sorry that was
06:15
whack oh this poor little Tutti is
06:20
scared to death we should find his owner
06:23
oh we just put the poor little toti out
06:25
in the
06:27
hall during the blackout so get trampled
06:28
yeah this is so nice thank you for doing
06:33
this oh please cooking soothes
06:36
me so diing right it all looks so
06:44
good oh my god oh I know my God this is
06:52
so this rice is I am so good
06:56
behind
07:00
you oh yeah sorry they used to live here
07:01
and sometimes I migrate back
07:04
over is there uh is there some way that
07:07
they could uh not be here just that uh a
07:09
farm Birds really kind of freak me
07:12
out okay
07:16
okay here we go here we
07:18
go there you go
07:24
hey how'd you do
07:36
that all going so Farm Birds huh yeah
07:41
it's my only weird thing I swear and I I
07:46
would have told you about it but I
07:49
didn't know that they would be
07:50
here so all
07:53
right okay
07:57
so can I serve you a little of what
08:00
what's what nothing I uh it's just that
08:03
I know that they're still out
08:06
there but they're across the hall I mean
08:09
that's two doors away it's going to take
08:12
them a long time to Peck their way back
08:14
over
08:16
here that's that's not
08:18
funny okay you know would you feel
08:22
better if we went someplace else I mean
08:26
we could pack all this stuff up and you
08:28
know go to your apartment uh they're
08:30
working on it this week it's a total
08:33
mess but uh I'm staying at my parents
08:34
house we could go there your parents
08:37
yeah they're out of town oh yeah it's a
08:38
huge place and and it's got this
08:42
gorgeous view of the park it be very
08:44
very romantic what do you say yeah that
08:46
works yeah they can smell the
08:52
fear okay you know what I'll have toast
08:56
[Music]
09:07
you guys you guys we were we were just
09:13
in the storage area and we saw this
09:15
really creepy man he was like this crazy
09:17
eyed hairy beast man he was like a like
09:20
a Bigfoot or a Yeti or
09:22
something and he he came at us with an
09:25
axe so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on
09:27
him yeah I I I pulled the tab and I just
09:29
fogged his Yeti
09:31
ass uh like dark hair bushy beard yeah
09:34
yeah you fog
09:38
Danny please we did not fog Danny who's
09:41
Danny Danny just moved in downstairs
09:46
yeah he just got back from like this
09:48
four month Trek in the Andes nice
09:49
fella oh he's nice he's nice you know
09:52
you always stick up for the people we
09:55
fog and if I get really hot um I I like
09:58
to pick up this knife and and um I I put
10:02
the the cold steel against
10:07
um my
10:12
body are you all right okay I'm fine
10:15
it's
10:19
[Music]
10:22
[Applause]
10:26
[Music]
10:29
what do we got here 20-year-old male
10:35
he's got a sever toe on his right
10:37
foot could you please not do that feet
10:41
first you know where his injury is SE
10:44
toe you just said
10:46
it says here the knife went right
10:48
through your shoe of course it did
10:51
they're made of
10:52
wicker did you bring the toe oh yes I
10:54
have it right here on ice
10:57
don't worry son we'll just reattach it
11:00
and
11:01
then what what is it you brought a
11:02
carrot what this isn't your toe this is
11:08
a small very cold piece of
11:10
carrot you brought a carrot oh my God
11:13
there's a toe in my
11:18
kitchen I just got us reservations at
11:21
Michelle's and tickets to The Music Man
11:24
to celebrate our first holiday season as
11:26
a betrothed couple betr betr
11:28
couple
11:33
hey
11:36
oh thieves
11:41
skull oh yeah it's my mom's oh my
11:44
God no no no it's not it's not my mom it
11:48
belonged to my
11:51
mom yeah no she used to put it out every
11:53
Christmas to remind us that even though
11:56
it's Christmas people people still
11:58
die and you can put candy in
12:01
it hey hey hey
12:07
licorice
12:10
sure hey I just found out I get B for
12:12
the holidays this year that's are you
12:15
going to dress up as Santa nope I mean I
12:17
know Susan does every year but I think I
12:20
want to take this year to teach him all
12:22
about Hanukkah and maybe I could teach
12:24
Ben about the Christmas skull and how
12:26
people die
12:27
you may need to use this year to teach
12:30
Ben about
12:31
Phoebe love you and we're here for you
12:32
luck good luck
12:35
thanks hey R you uh you want some
12:39
sandwich oh what is in that olive loaf
12:41
and hams spread no mayo no no cuz Mayo
12:45
that would make it gross hey hey no oh
12:48
oh oh run baby run no no no doggy no
12:53
please oh I do so want to love all
12:56
animals
12:58
no a bone get a bone you got a bone
13:00
kidding me look Kibbles B oh God all
13:02
right get the hell off my leg you yiy
13:06
piece of
13:08
crap okay all right we have a problem
13:16
well why don't you just reach out and
13:20
take his
13:21
trampoline okay here I know what we can
13:22
do hey hey hey
13:24
no okay doggy get the get the T oh okay
13:26
go get that sandwich get the sandwich
13:30
doggy go doggy get the sandwich get okay
13:32
Joy the dog will lick himself but he
13:35
will not touch your sandwich what does
13:37
that
13:39
tell well he's not going to eat it I
13:40
will are you crazy Fe he's just a little
13:42
[Laughter]
13:49
dog stop with the broom we're not making
13:53
noise
13:56
we won
14:07
[Applause]
14:11
[Music]
14:11
we Mr
14:13
heckles how did this happen he must have
14:18
been sweeping they found a broom in his
14:21
hand oh de God that's terrible I know I
14:25
was sweeping
14:30
yesterday Could Have Been
14:31
Me sweeping you never know never
14:35
know okay it's very faint but I can
14:41
still sense him in the
14:45
building go into the light Mr
14:47
hecko okay
14:53
phoi I'm sorry but sometimes they need
14:55
help
14:58
go to bed guys all night Monica M you're
15:00
going to leave your shoes out
15:04
here
15:06
uh-huh really just just casually strewn
15:09
about in that Reckless halfhazard
15:13
manner doesn't matter I'll get him
15:17
tomorrow or
15:19
not
15:22
whenever she is a
15:26
[Music]
15:34
cook if it bothers you that much just go
15:42
out and get the
15:45
shoes no don't do this this is stupid I
15:48
don't have to prove anything I'm going
15:53
to go get
15:55
them but then everyone will know
15:56
unless I get them and then wake up
16:00
really early and put them back oh I need
16:02
help Mr Geller yes hi hi Dean lion Zoo
16:06
administrator I was told you had a
16:10
question well I uh I can't seem to find
16:12
the monkey I donated last year he's a
16:15
Capuchin answers to the name Marcel ah
16:17
I'm afraid I have some bad news Marcel
16:20
has passed
16:25
on when we got what happened well he got
16:27
sick and then he got sicker and then he
16:31
got a little
16:34
better but then he
16:35
died I can't believe this I'm sorry Mr
16:39
Geller but you know there's an old
16:43
saying sometimes monkeys
16:46
die it's not a great saying
16:50
but it certainly is fitting today well
16:54
you know someone should have called me
16:57
I'm sorry look I know this can't bring
16:59
him back but here it's just a
17:02
gesture Zoo
17:06
dollars yes and come see the bird show
17:08
at 4 the Maca wear
17:11
hats well it's a lot cuter if your
17:13
monkey hasn't just
17:16
died there was a breaking few months
17:18
back inside job your monkey was taken oh
17:21
my God but the zoo told me that my
17:25
monkey was dead the Zoo do you believe
17:27
everything the zoo tells
17:30
you that that's the only thing the zoo's
17:34
ever told me course they going to say
17:36
he's dead they don't want the bad
17:39
publicity it's all a great big cover up
17:41
do you have any idea how high up this
17:44
thing goes that guy
17:47
Lipson lips and
17:49
nose H lips and nose huh ah hello Mr
17:52
Pome enigma of the trees upside down
17:57
Denison of the night taunting gravity my
18:00
monkey my
18:04
monkey word on the
18:06
street well when I say Street I mean
18:08
those little pretend streets they have
18:11
here at the zoo of
18:13
course your monkey found a new career in
18:16
the entertainment field that's all I
18:19
know this is
18:23
unbelievable
18:25
so what is this information worth to you
18:27
my friend are you trying to get me to
18:30
bribe you
18:33
maybe but you already told me
18:36
everything uh phoe's not here is she no
18:44
oh great did you get a
18:47
movie
18:54
uh yeah yeah but uh
18:55
I don't think it's the kind you're going
18:59
to
19:00
like you didn't get more movies that are
19:01
going to have us reaching for the
19:04
tissues all night did
19:05
you sort
19:11
of guys what's going
19:14
on ph's a porn
19:17
star what what you talking
19:20
about Phoebe buet in bouet the vamp
19:24
Empire
19:28
layer my God that's Phi where did you
19:31
get that well down at the adult video
19:34
place on bleer and and I saw Joey was
19:36
about to go in so I ran in ahead of him
19:39
to to surprise him and and then then I
19:42
pretended that I didn't know he was in
19:46
there wow I mean I just can't I can't
19:52
believe this you know I mean you think
19:55
you know something one even even Phoebe
19:57
who's always been somewhat of a question
20:00
mark this is so
20:03
bizarre I guess it kind of makes sense
20:05
though she you know she had such a
20:07
terrible childhood I had a terrible
20:08
childhood and I don't do
20:10
porn yes but you're dead
20:12
inside right well I better take that
20:15
back why why you can't watch that I mean
20:17
that's
20:21
Phoebe yeah you're right we can't we
20:22
shouldn't watch this absolutely not
20:23
that you know maybe a little how about
20:26
just the first
20:28
T hey no this is wrong you guys Phoebe's
20:30
our friend but I'm not going to watch it
20:33
yeah good for you
20:36
Joe ah I thought I'd find you here Nas
20:51
forat are you going to plunge your steak
20:57
into my Dark Places actually I was kind
20:59
of hoping it would be the other way
21:03
[Music]
21:04
around hold on a second what is that on
21:07
her ankle her ankle is what you're
21:10
watching well it's hard to
21:13
tell oh God she would just stop
21:16
moving just doing her
21:19
job you sick
21:21
bastards oh it's a tattoo that's real we
21:24
Phoebe oh wait that's Ursula that's a
21:28
Phoebe that is
21:32
Ursula I can watch that rewind it rewind
21:34
it hey oh what's up oh my God what am I
21:39
doing okay I got a spider there were two
21:44
I picked the bigger
21:48
one okay
21:51
hey this feels perfectly
21:56
normal okay get on the
22:00
swing
22:04
okay
22:07
okay
22:15
okay oh see all right I can do this
22:23
there you go good for you and you know
22:28
what I'm actually getting used to this
22:30
little guy I don't really even feel him
22:31
in here anymore that's cuz he's on your
22:34
neck
22:35
what hey oh what's the matter
22:40
well you know that psychic I see yeah
22:44
well she told me that I'm going to die
22:47
this week so I'm kind of bummed about
22:49
that yeah and I know you guys don't know
22:51
a lot about psychic readings but that
22:54
one is pretty much the worst one you can
22:55
get
22:57
B that's crazy I can't believe she would
22:59
say that to you yeah honey you don't
23:02
believe her do you I don't she you know
23:03
said that I'd have triplets but she also
23:06
said one of them would be black
23:09
oh just out of curiosity did she tell
23:11
you how you're going to go no cuz she
23:14
didn't tell me I was going to die till
23:15
the very end of the session and I was
23:17
not going to waste a whole other hour
23:19
there I mean I've only got a week left
23:20
you know I've really got to start living
23:22
now
23:24
[Music]
23:29
hey hey phep you're still
23:33
alive how are you feeling oh it's so
23:36
exhausting waiting for
23:39
death oh by the way do you think
23:41
you peeps what are you doing I Was
23:48
preparing you for my de didn't you think
23:51
I was dead did that not come
23:53
off no yeah scared the hell out of me I
23:55
thought we'd lost last you
23:58
forever B do you want to lie down yeah
23:59
thanks and listen can you do me a favor
24:02
could you just um wake me up in a couple
24:05
hours you know if you
24:07
[Music]
24:09
[Applause]
24:10
can Hey Hey listen to this my reading
24:12
was wrong I'm not going to die really
24:17
how do you know because my psychic is
24:19
dead she must have read the cards wrong
24:23
oh I'm sorry better her than
24:26
me hey let's make
24:29
cookies so I just talked to one of the
24:32
duel writers today and what is duel Days
24:34
of Our
24:37
Lives anyway you're not going to believe
24:39
it my character is coming out of his
24:41
coma and and and not only that I'm
24:45
getting a new
24:48
brain so great things are happening at
24:50
work and in your personal
24:53
life wait what do you mean you're
24:55
getting a new brain they're killing off
24:57
one of the characters on the show and
24:59
when she dies her brain is being
25:00
transplanted into my
25:02
body what a brain transplant it's
25:05
ridiculous well I think it's ridiculous
25:10
that you haven't had sex in 3 and a half
25:12
months it's winter there are fewer
25:18
people on the
25:21
street who are they filling off uh
25:24
Cecilia Monroe she plays Jessica Lo
25:26
no
25:29
no she is so good at throwing drinks in
25:30
people's faces I mean I don't think I've
25:34
ever seen her finish a beverage and the
25:35
way she slaps people all the time
25:37
wouldn't you love to do that just once
25:39
oh
25:40
D and she's been on the show forever
25:42
it's going to be really hard to fill her
25:44
shoes yeah yeah help me out here when
25:46
you when you come out of the brain
25:48
[Music]
25:52
transplant you are going to be her yes
25:53
but in Drake Mor's
25:57
body why is this so hard for you to get
26:02
I thought you were a
26:04
scientist what nothing nothing just Your
26:07
Overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent
26:10
musberger
26:11
check it out Giants
26:12
Cowboys you're watching a football game
26:16
at a funeral no it's the pregame I'm
26:18
going to watch it at the
26:21
reception you are a frightening
26:23
frightening
26:24
man oh no
26:26
my new poo shoes oh I hope they're not
26:28
ruined God what a great
26:35
day what
26:39
weatherwise I know
26:42
yeah the air the the
26:44
trees even though Nana's gone there's
26:47
there's something almost uh I don't know
26:49
almost
26:51
life I'm fine I'm fine
26:55
oh just just having my worst fear
26:58
realized
27:02
but hey hey check it out guess what I
27:05
got
27:08
rhythm no my first fan mail check it
27:10
out Dear Dr rore know that I love you
27:14
and would do anything to have you gosh
27:18
you're not so secret admirer Erica
27:21
Ford oh wait PS en close please find 14
27:24
of my
27:29
eyelashes you know in crazy world that
27:31
means you're
27:34
married this wasn't address to Days of
27:37
Our Lives this is this came to your
27:39
apartment there's no stamp on it this
27:41
woman was in our building oh my
27:43
God I got my very own
27:45
stalker somebody got your shoes no give
27:49
me
27:52
wow oh my God
27:54
oh these are my rat
27:58
babies yeah we have rat babies
28:03
now you brought RS to my birthday party
28:08
so this is what a stroke feels
28:12
like I had to bring them we killed their
28:15
mother they're our responsibility now
28:18
you know they require constant care you
28:21
should know that Rachel you're a
28:23
mother are you comparing my daughter to
28:26
a rat no seven
28:28
rats I think we should take them home we
28:32
need to feed them why would you're going
28:34
to leave my party to take care of a box
28:36
of rats well I'm sorry Rachel but I'm
28:37
not like you okay not everyone can
28:40
afford
28:42
help who else wants one of my special
28:45
homemade brownies I will have one oh oh
28:47
yeah I'm not going to have one of
28:52
those no no it's just my tooth all
28:54
so what's the matter you need a dentist
29:00
I've got a good one oh thanks I have a
29:02
good one too I just I I I can't see him
29:04
see that is the problem with invisible
29:07
dentists why why can't you go to him
29:11
because every time I go to the dentist
29:15
somebody
29:17
dies that is so weird because every time
29:19
I go to the dentist I look down the
29:21
hygienist
29:23
blouse Phoebe what um
29:25
what yeah yeah first there was my Aunt
29:28
Mary and then there was um John my
29:31
mailman and then my my cowboy friend
29:33
albino
29:36
Bob and all of these people actually
29:37
died yes while I was in the chair that's
29:40
why I take such good care of my teeth
29:43
now you know it's not about oral hygiene
29:45
I flossed to save
29:46
lives fees come on you didn't kill
29:48
anybody these people just happen to die
29:51
when you went to the dentist it's it's
29:53
just a coincidence well tell that to
29:55
them oh you can't they're dead
29:57
[Music]
30:03
歌词与翻译
[中文]
很高兴向你的新
家打个招呼哦
我的哇哦，她真好，
大哦莫妮卡，你要去哪里
展示格拉图斯哦所以
自豪的是，我们还没有真正确定
的位置，嘿，在
电视上方怎么样，这样，当你走进
的东西门是啊是啊，你可以把
时，第一个看到的就是
那张法国海报我喜欢那张海报
真的没有任何东西出来
的
它或者也许有她的地方
在你的卧室里没有上面什么都没有
你的床上你还在吗
在这里哦上帝感谢上帝你回家了我
独自看着Cojo是的有什么问题
这个
狗嘿，你到了
他们被困在车里和 kujo 的
扑向挡风玻璃的地方了吗
说真的，那条狗出了什么问题
狗，等一下，你在做什么
这么早就回家了，你的约会对象发生了什么事
哦，呃，没成功，好吧，你想
和我一起看电影的其余部分
哦呃好吧是的你知道我从来没有想过
我会这么说一部电影但是
我真的希望这只狗死掉
你在那边做什么来
坐在这里你保护我哦当然
是的为什么
不是
好吧好吧那就是他就是他
咕那是Co好吧我知道我
知道会是
好吧，天哪，他现在要做什么
我不能
看着走
说真的，你怎么能看这不是
你
害怕
害怕你想要我的锡箔帽子，不
因为你需要那个，不，没关系，谢谢
请让我做
好吧，我会告诉你
你给我买什么苏打水，然后我们
晚上保留
零钱，谢谢Lizzy，你肯定不想
椒盐卷饼，不，我很好，谢谢，看到
你
呵呵，
拇指我知道我知道我打开了它，
它就漂浮在那里，就像
这个小小的
搭便车的人好吧，也许这是一场比赛，你
知道要收集你想要的所有五个
今晚的晚餐哦，我不能，我已经和那个女服务员凯蒂约会了，是的，我
...
知道我们只出去了两次，但是
我不知道我对她有很好的
感觉哦，我听说离婚了
一切都敲响了好吧，只要把你的墙给我
，我有
一把枪，就没有问题了，放松点，菲比，
，保持
冷静，哦天啊，我找不到我的
钱包，好吧，女士，不要给我你的
钱包，不，你是什么意思，不，我知道
，你会是我的死亡菲比·巴菲特
，哈哈，你是菲比，哦，我的上帝无法
哦我的上帝哦我很抱歉罗斯这是我的
老朋友哈哈来自
街道哈哈罗斯罗斯很高兴见到你
真正的
很高兴它已经这么久了哦这么久我
不敢相信你还在这样做啊
我知道，但我戒烟对你有好处
所以你看起来真的在做
好吧，我猜你抢劫的日子已经过去了
哦哦天啊pH你以前
马克杯
大家对不起罗斯我是老朋友
抓到
桑迪刚刚做了
他是的
对了这些是什么
葡萄干呃当然为什么不
听埃迪
嗯我一直在想我们目前的
生活状况，呃，你为什么
微笑，我看到了一个有点惊讶的表情
，这是一个新鱼，我给他起名叫呃
钱德勒，你在
之后认识的[笑声]
你好吧，那甚至不是一条真正的鱼
不，这是一条金鱼
饼干，所以你的意思是什么
男人好吧晚安你这个大怪物
大自然所以
[音乐]
很好嘿我有一个
问题嗯实际上不是那么多
问题更像是一个一般性
想知道好吧
好吧这里
现在进展顺利一段时间了我一直
想要嗯哦是的，那就是
对在小
女孩
世界之巅俯视着什么
创作
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
好吧，这只是疫苗，不会
伤害哦哦抱歉那是
重击哦，这个可怜的小图蒂
吓死了，我们应该找到他的主人
哦，我们只是在停电期间把可怜的小图蒂放在
在
大厅里所以被践踏
是的，这太好了，谢谢你做的
这个哦，请做饭安慰
我快要死了，一切看起来都那么
好哦，我的上帝哦，我知道我的上帝，这是
所以这米饭我很好
后面
你哦，是的，对不起，他们以前住在这里
，有时我会迁回
那边呃，有没有什么办法
他们不可能不在这里，只是呃
农场的鸟真的有点吓坏我了
好吧
好吧，我们到这里，我们
去那里，你去
嘿，你怎么做的
一切都这么农场的鸟，嗯是的
这是我唯一奇怪的事情，我发誓，我
会告诉过你了，但我
不知道他们会
在这里，所以
好吧
所以我可以为你提供一些什么
什么什么都没有我呃只是
我知道他们还在外面
那里，但他们在大厅对面我的意思是
那是两扇门之外，它将把
他们带走很长时间才啄回来
超过
这里这不是
好笑好吧你知道你会感觉
更好如果我们去其他地方我的意思是
我们可以把所有这些东西打包然后你
知道去你的公寓呃他们正在
这周工作它完全是
一团糟但是呃我住在我父母
我们可以去那里，你的父母
是的，他们出城了哦，是的，这是一个
巨大的地方，而且有
公园的美丽景色，非常
非常浪漫，你说什么是的，
有效，是的，他们可以闻到
恐惧，好吧，你知道我要吃什么，
[音乐]
你们这些家伙，我们只是我们
在储藏区，我们看到这个
非常令人毛骨悚然的男人，他就像这个疯狂的
眼睛毛茸茸的野兽人，他就像
大脚怪或雪人或
什么东西，他拿着一把
斧子向我们走来，所以瑞秋不得不对
他使用虫子炸弹，是的，我我拉了拉环，我只是
把他的雪人
屁股雾化了，就像黑头发一样浓密的胡子是的
是的，你雾了
丹尼，拜托，我们没有雾丹尼，他是
丹尼丹尼刚刚搬到楼下
是的，他刚刚从这样的
在安第斯山脉徒步旅行了四个月，不错
小伙子哦，他很好，他很好，你知道
你总是支持我们的人
雾，如果我真的很热，嗯，我我喜欢
拿起这把刀，嗯，我把
冷钢放在
嗯我的
身体上，你还好吧，我很好
是
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
我们在这里得到了什么20岁的男性
他有一个割断他右脚的脚趾
脚，你能不能别做那只脚
首先你知道他的伤在哪里
你刚才说的脚趾
上面写着这里刀子向右
穿过你的鞋子，当然它是
它们是用
柳条做的，你把脚趾带来了吗，哦，是的，我
把它放在冰上
别担心，儿子我们只需重新连接它
和
那么这是什么你带来了
胡萝卜这不是你的脚趾这是
一小块非常冷的
胡萝卜你带来了胡萝卜哦我的上帝
我的
厨房里有一个脚趾我刚刚在
米歇尔的房间里给我们订了票，还有音乐人
的门票来庆祝我们的生日第一个假期作为
一对未婚夫妇 betr betr
情侣
嘿
哦小偷
头骨 哦，是的，这是我妈妈的哦，我的
上帝不不不，这不是我妈妈，它
属于我的
妈妈是的，不，她过去每年
圣诞节都会把它拿出来提醒我们，即使虽然
今天是圣诞节，人们仍然
死，你可以把糖果放进去
嘿嘿嘿
甘草
当然嘿，我刚刚发现我
今年的假期得了B，这就是你
要打扮成圣诞老人，不，我的意思是我
知道苏珊每年都会这样做，但我想我
想用今年的时间教他所有
关于光明节的知识，也许我可以教
本关于圣诞头骨以及如何
人们会死去
你可能需要利用今年来教导
本
菲比爱你，我们在这里等你
运气好运
谢谢嘿R你呃你想要一些
三明治哦那个橄榄面包里有什么
火腿涂上没有蛋黄酱，没有蛋黄酱
这会让事情变得很恶心嘿嘿不哦
哦哦快跑宝贝跑不不不小狗不
拜托哦我真的很想爱所有
动物
没有一根骨头得到一根骨头你有一根骨头
开玩笑吧，Kibbles B哦上帝所有
好吧，滚开我的腿，你耶
一块
废话好吧，好吧，我们有一个问题
好吧，为什么不呢？你只要伸出手
拿走他的
蹦床，好吧，我知道我们能做什么
嘿嘿嘿
不，好吧，小狗得到那个，哦，好吧
去拿那个三明治，得到三明治
小狗去，小狗得到三明治，好吧
高兴，狗会舔自己，但他
不会碰你的三明治，
那是什么？
说得好，他不会吃它，我
你会疯吗，他只是个小
[笑声]
狗用扫帚停下来，我们不会制造
噪音
我们赢了
[掌声]
[音乐]
我们
先生质问这是怎么发生的，他一定有
一直在扫地，他们在他的
手中发现了一把扫帚哦天哪，太可怕了我知道我
正在扫地
昨天本来可能是
我扫地你永远不知道永远
知道，好吧，它很微弱，但我可以
仍然感觉到他在
大楼里进入光明先生
哎呀好吧
phoi我很抱歉，但有时他们需要
帮助
晚上睡觉吧伙计们 Monica M 你们
要把你的鞋子留在
这里
嗯嗯，真的只是随意地散落
，以那种鲁莽的半危险
的方式，没关系，我明天会去找他
，或者
而不是
，只要她是
[音乐]
厨师，如果这让你很烦恼，就去
出去拿
鞋子吧。不要这样做，这很愚蠢我
不需要证明任何事情我要去
去获取
它们，但是然后每个人都会知道
除非我得到它们然后很早就醒来
并将它们放回去哦我需要
帮助盖勒先生是的嗨嗨迪恩狮子动物园
管理员我被告知你有一个
问题很好我呃我似乎找不到
我去年捐赠的猴子，他是
卷尾猴，名字是马塞尔啊
恐怕我有一些坏消息，马塞尔
已经去世了
，当我们事情进展顺利时，他
病了，然后病情加重，然后他
好一点
，但后来他
死了，我不敢相信，对不起先生
盖勒，但你知道有句老话
说，有时猴子会死
这句话不太好说
，但今天确实很合适
你知道应该有人打电话给我
我很抱歉，我知道这不能让
他回来，但这只是一个
手势动物园
美元是的，来看看鸟类表演
4 玛卡戴上
帽子，如果你的
猴子不只是
死了，那会更可爱，有几个月
回到工作岗位，你的猴子被带走了哦
我的上帝，但动物园告诉我，我的
猴子死了，动物园你相信吗
动物园告诉
你的一切，这是动物园
唯一的事情告诉我，他们当然会说
他死了，他们不想做坏事
宣传，这都是一个伟大的大掩盖
你知道这个
那家伙的地位有多高吗
利普森嘴唇和
鼻子H嘴唇和鼻子哈哈你好先生
树颠倒的梨果之谜
夜晚的丹尼森嘲笑重力我的
猴子我的
猴子词在
街上很好，当我说街道时，我的意思是
他们拥有的那些小假装街道
在
的动物园里，当然你的猴子在
娱乐领域找到了新的职业，这就是我
知道这是
令人难以置信的
那么这些信息对你来说有什么价值
我的朋友，你是想让我
贿赂你
也许，但你已经告诉我了
一切呃菲不在这里是她不
哦，太棒了，你有
电影吗
嗯是的，但是呃
我不认为你会
到
就像你没有得到更多的电影一样
让我们整晚都伸手去拿
纸巾
你对
的男人排序
ph 是色情片
明星你在说什么
关于 Phoebe buet 在 bouet the vamp
帝国
分层我的上帝，那是 Phi 你在哪里
在成人视频中得到了这么好的结果
放在 bleer 上，我看到乔伊
正要进去，所以我跑到他前面
给他一个惊喜，然后我
假装我不知道他在
那里，哇我的意思是我不能，我不能
相信这一点，你知道我的意思是你认为
你知道一些事情，甚至连菲比
也总是这样有点问题
标记这太
奇怪我想这有点有意义
虽然她你知道她有一个如此
可怕的童年我有一个可怕的
童年而且我不看
色情是的但是你死了
在里面好吧我最好收回
为什么你不能看我的意思是
那就是
菲比，是的，你说得对，我们不能
绝对不应该看这个
你可能知道一点怎么样
只是第一个
他们不对，你们菲比的
我们的朋友，但我不会看
是的，对你有好处
乔啊，我想我会在这里找到你 Nas
你要把你的牛排
放进我的黑暗地方吗？其实我很善良
希望是相反的方式
[音乐]
大约等一下
她的脚踝她的脚踝就是你
看清楚很难
告诉上帝她会停下来
移动只是在做她的
工作，你生病了
混蛋哦，这是一个真正的纹身，我们
菲比哦，等等，那是乌苏拉，那是
菲比，那是
乌苏拉，我可以看它倒带
它嘿哦，怎么了，我的上帝，我在做什么
好吧，我有一只蜘蛛，有两只
我选了一个更大的
一个好吧
嘿，这感觉很完美
正常，好吧，登上
秋千
好吧
好吧
好吧哦，好吧，我可以做到这一点
你对你有好处，你知道
我实际上已经习惯了这个
小家伙，我什至感觉不到他
在这里，因为他在你的身上
脖子
嘿哦，怎么了
好吧，你知道我看到的通灵是的
好吧，她告诉我我会死
这周，所以我有点沮丧
那是的，我知道你们对通灵读物不太了解
，但
几乎是你能读到的最糟糕的通灵读物
得到
B太疯狂了，我不敢相信她会
对你说，是的，亲爱的，你不
相信她，我不相信她，你知道
说我有三胞胎，但她也
说其中一个是黑人
哦，只是出于好奇，她告诉
你要怎么走，因为她
直到
会议结束时才告诉我我会死，而我
不会再浪费一个小时
在那里，我的意思是我只剩下一周了
你知道我真的必须开始生活
现在
[音乐]
嘿嘿嘿，你还活着
你感觉怎么样哦，真是这样
令人筋疲力尽地等待
死亡哦哦顺便说一句你觉得
你偷看你在做什么我
为我的德做准备，你不是想
我死了吗
不，吓死我了我
以为我们最后失去了你
永远B你想躺下吗
谢谢你能帮我一个忙
你能在几个
小时内叫醒我吗你知道吗
[音乐]
[掌声]
可以嘿嘿听一下我的读法
错了，我真的不会死
你怎么知道，因为我的通灵者
死了，她一定读错了卡片
哦，我很抱歉她比
我更好，嘿让我们做
饼干，所以我刚刚和其中一位交谈过今天的
决斗作家以及我们的
无论如何，你都不会相信
生活中的决斗日
我的角色正在从他的
昏迷中苏醒，而且不仅是我
得到了一个新的
大脑，
工作和你的个人
生活中正在发生伟大的事情，等等，你是什么意思
得到一个新的大脑，他们杀死了
剧中的一个角色，
当她死后，她的大脑被
移植到我的
身体里，这是什么脑移植
太荒谬了，我认为这太荒谬了
你已经三个半月没有做爱了
现在是冬天，
街上的人越来越少了
他们是谁？填补呃
塞西莉亚·梦露，她扮演杰西卡·罗
不
不，她很擅长把饮料扔到
人的脸上我是说，我想我从来没有
见过她喝完一杯饮料，还有
她总是打人的方式
你难道不喜欢这样做一次吗
哦
D和她永远在节目中
很难填补她的
鞋子是啊是的当
你从大脑中出来时帮助我
[音乐]
移植你将成为她是的
但是在德雷克莫尔的
身体里为什么这对你来说这么难得到
我以为你是一个
科学家什么什么都没有只是你的
大衣听起来非常像布伦特
musberger
看看巨人队
牛仔你正在葬礼上看一场足球比赛
不，这是赛前我
要去
招待会上看你是一个可怕的
可怕的
男人哦不
我的新便便鞋哦，我希望它们没有
毁了上帝，多么美好的
一天，
天气状况我知道
是的，空气
树，即使娜娜走了
有一些东西几乎呃我不知道
几乎
生活我很好我很好
哦只是我最大的恐惧
意识到
但是嘿嘿看看猜猜我
得到了
节奏没有我的第一封粉丝邮件检查
亲爱的博士罗尔知道我爱你
并且会做任何事情来拥有你天哪
你不是那么秘密的崇拜者艾丽卡
福特哦等等PS请找到我的14
...
睫毛，你在疯狂的世界里知道
意味着你
结婚了这不是
我们的生活的日子这是这来到你的
公寓，上面没有邮票这个
女人在我们的大楼里哦我的
上帝我有我自己的
跟踪者有人把你的鞋子给了
我
哇哦天哪
哦，这些是我的老鼠
宝宝是的，我们有老鼠宝宝
现在你带着RS来参加我的生日聚会
所以这就是中风的感觉
就像我必须带它们一样我们杀死了他们的
母亲，他们现在是我们的责任
你知道他们需要持续的照顾你
应该知道瑞秋你是一个
母亲你在把我的女儿与我的女儿进行比较吗
一只老鼠，没有七只
只老鼠，我想我们应该把它们带回家，我们
需要喂它们，为什么你要
离开我的队伍去照顾一箱
只老鼠，我很抱歉瑞秋，但我
不像你，好吧，不是每个人都能
负担得起
帮助还有谁想要我的特别的一只
自制布朗尼蛋糕，我要一个哦哦
是的，我不会吃其中一个
不不，这只是我的牙齿
所以你需要牙医有什么关系
我有一个很好的哦，谢谢，我也有一个
很好的我只是我我我看不到他
明白这是隐形
牙医的问题为什么你不能去看牙医他
因为每次我去看牙医
都会有人
死，这太奇怪了，因为每次
我去看牙医时我都会看不起
卫生员
衬衫菲比什么嗯
什么是的首先是我的阿姨
玛丽，然后是嗯约翰我的
邮递员，然后是我的牛仔朋友
白化病
鲍勃和所有这些人实际上
在我坐在椅子上的时候就死了，这就是
为什么我这么照顾我的牙齿
现在你知道这与口腔卫生无关
我使用牙线是为了拯救
生命费用来吧你没有杀死
任何人这些人只是碰巧死了
当你去看牙医时，就是这样
只是一个巧合，我们告诉他们
哦，你不能，他们死了
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重点词汇
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gladus /ˈɡlædəs/ B1 |
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display /dɪˈspleɪ/ A2 |
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proudly /ˈpraʊdli/ B1 |
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settled /ˈsetld/ B1 |
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poster /ˈpoʊstər/ A2 |
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bedroom /ˈbedruːm/ A1 |
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terrified /ˈterɪfaɪd/ B2 |
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date /deɪt/ A2 |
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protect /prəˈtekt/ A2 |
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scared /skeərd/ A1 |
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wallet /ˈwɑːlɪt/ A2 |
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pursue /pərˈsuː/ B2 |
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mugging /ˈmʌɡɪŋ/ B2 |
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romantic /roʊˈmæntɪk/ B1 |
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transplant /trænsˈplænt/ B2 |
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creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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well gladus say hello to your new home oh my wow oh she's so nice and big oh Monica where are you going to display glattus
➔ 现在进行时
➔ 句子“where are you going to display”使用现在进行时和'going to'来表示未来的计划或意图。
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oh so proudly we haven't really settled on a spot yet
➔ 现在完成时
➔ 句子“haven't really settled”使用现在完成时来描述一个从过去开始并持续到现在的动作。
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oh God thank God you're home I'm watching Cojo alone
➔ 感叹词和缩写
➔ 句子“oh God”是一个表达惊讶的感叹词，而“you're”是“you are”的缩写。
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what happened to your date oh uh didn't work out
➔ 一般过去时
➔ 句子“didn't work out”使用一般过去时来描述一个在过去完成的动作。
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you know I never thought I would ever say this about a movie but I really hope this dog dies
➔ 用'ever'强调
➔ 句子“I never thought I would ever say this”使用'ever'来强调，突出声明的意外性。
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please let me do something okay all right I'll tell you what you buy me a soda and then we're evening
➔ 用'will'表示将来时
➔ 句子“I'll tell you what”使用'will'来表示一个将来发生的动作或承诺。
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oh I hear divorce Bells all right just give me your walls and there won't be a problem
➔ 条件句
➔ 句子“there won't be a problem”是一个条件句，表示如果满足某个条件，就会有某个结果。
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LOL is that you phoei oh my god unable oh my god oh I'm sorry Ross this is my old friend LOL from the streets
➔ 感叹句
➔ 句子“oh my god”和“oh my god”是感叹句，表达强烈的情绪。
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