oh sorry did I get
00:11
you no you didn't get me it's an
00:13
electric drill you get me you kill
00:16
me calm down do you want this unit or
00:20
not I do not want this unit oh you
00:22
should have told me that before not a
00:26
mine reader
00:28
and we're out of here okay I'm going to
00:31
Monica's
00:33
fine and it was Ern molrat who first
00:40
hypothesized that the Velociraptor when
00:43
threatened would expand its collar and
00:45
emit a high pitched noise to frighten
00:48
off its Predator yes Mr Lewis what kind
00:51
of
00:55
noise just a high pitched intimidating
00:56
getting noise but like
01:00
how well we we don't know for
01:03
sure but in my head it it sounded
01:06
something like
01:09
[Laughter]
01:19
this of course this is just conjecture
01:24
oh my God what does that thing
01:30
do uh that's an eye removal machine all
01:34
right I'm out of I'm kidding I'm kidding
01:36
uhoh hi Rachel I'm Dr Miller Monica told
01:38
me you were a little nervous but don't
01:41
worry everything's going to be just fine
01:42
so we're done then almost but first we
01:44
got to start okay this is the glaucoma
01:46
test uhhuh sit
01:49
down okay put your chin here
01:51
M now you're going to feel a small puff
01:54
of air in each eye what what
01:57
a small puff of bear now come
02:00
on here we go all right one two three
02:04
okay sorry all right I'm going to stay
02:11
in here this time okay ready uhhuh one
02:14
two I'm sorry you know what I'm going to
02:19
hold her head okay that's okay okay okay
02:21
okay one uh-huh two I'm sorry you know
02:26
what you're young you probably don't
02:32
have
02:33
glaucoma okay so it was very very nice
02:37
to meet you sir and hey what are you are
02:39
you crazy okay got a small minor
02:42
infection in that left eye I want you to
02:46
take these drops three times a day for a
02:48
week and you'll be as good as new yeah
02:50
no I I don't I don't put things in my
02:51
eye okay then I guess we'll see you back
02:54
here in 3 months great and I'll fit you
02:56
for a glass eye okay just give me the
02:58
the damn
02:59
drops Dr
03:01
Miller p e CF
03:04
D very good
03:07
Monica you know where they are I sure
03:11
do and you don't get
03:18
one what next blow a bubble a bubble's
03:21
good it's got a uh boyish charm it's
03:25
impish
03:28
here we
03:29
go nice going imp okay okay it it's okay
03:41
all I need to do is reach over and put
03:46
it back in my
03:49
mouth good save we're back on track and
03:53
I'm chewing someone else's
03:57
gum this is not my gum oh my God oh my
04:01
God and now you're
04:06
choking are you all
04:10
right oh my God you're
04:13
choking
04:20
better yes thank you that
04:21
was that was perfection
04:25
[Music]
04:31
hey hey check it out guess what I got
04:33
rhythm no my first fan mail take
04:37
out Dear Dr rore know that I love you
04:41
and would do anything to have you gosh
04:45
you're not so secret admirer Erica
04:47
Ford oh wait PS en close please find 14
04:51
of my
04:56
eyelashes you know in crazy world that
04:58
means you're
05:01
married this wasn't addressed Days of
05:04
Our Lives this is this came to your
05:06
apartment there's no stamp on it this
05:07
woman was in our building oh my
05:09
God I got my very own
05:12
stalker oh my God I love this apartment
05:16
isn't it perfect I can't believe I never
05:20
realized how how great it is well that
05:23
is because your eye immediately goes to
05:25
the big naked man
05:27
it's amazing you better hurry up and
05:29
fill out an application or I'm going to
05:32
beat you to it
05:33
oh well I never thought I'd say this but
05:38
I'm going to go use ugly naked guy's
05:41
bathroom oh look there's there's Monica
05:47
and Chandler hey hey you guys hey
05:49
[Applause]
05:54
Monica Monica oh my
06:02
God and Monica oh my God oh my eyes my
06:05
eyes bab bab okay it's okay it's okay no
06:10
they're doing it I know I know I know
06:15
you know yes I know and Joey knows but
06:18
Ross doesn't know so you have to stop
06:20
screaming what's going
06:23
on nothing oh we're just so excited did
06:27
you want to get this
06:30
apartment actually it looks really
06:32
good it looks pretty good get in
06:34
[Music]
06:41
here woo Die Hard still great
06:44
yeah hey what do you say we make it a
06:48
double feature what else you in Die Hard
06:50
2 Joey this is die hard one again
06:55
oh but we watch it a second time and
07:00
it's die hard
07:02
too Joey we just saw it and and it would
07:04
be cool to see it again yeah
07:08
die dude you didn't say die
07:13
hard is everything
07:16
okay yeah I just got I got plants well
07:19
John mlan had
07:22
plans now you see the thing is I want to
07:25
get out of here before Joey gets all wor
07:27
worked up and starts calling everybody
07:29
what are you talking about
07:32
[Music]
07:39
[Applause]
07:46
[Music]
07:49
what happened I don't know
07:55
asleep that is all yeah yeah
07:59
yeah all right well uh I better go yeah
08:05
I think that would be
08:08
best all right I'll talk to you later
08:09
okay but not about this no never
08:12
never so uh
08:16
uh bye no touch no touch
08:18
[Music]
08:22
hey just uh brought back your videos uh
08:30
hey uh Ross look uh I think we need to
08:34
talk about before no no we
08:37
don't yes we do now look that was the
08:40
best nap I ever
08:44
had I I don't know what you're talking
08:49
about come on admit it that was the best
08:53
nap you ever
08:56
had my had
08:58
better okay
09:01
when all right all right it was the best
09:05
M ever I said it okay but it's over
09:08
Joey I want to do it
09:14
again we can't do it again why not
09:19
because it's
09:23
weird
09:26
fine you want something to drink sure
09:28
what do you got warm milk and Excedrin
09:31
[Applause]
09:36
PM boy I'll tell you that judging stuff
09:39
took a lot out of me yeah yeah see about
09:42
may be going upstairs and taking a
09:45
little nap on my
09:47
couch what why would I care about
09:52
that no reason I'm just saying that uh
09:55
that's where I'll be
10:00
[Applause]
10:18
[Music]
10:23
great nap it really
10:32
[Applause]
10:40
was dude what the hell are you
10:52
doing God
10:56
excuse
11:04
me okay Chandler mon there's only one
11:05
banana nut muffin left oh well order
11:08
mine first yeah but I'm I'm so much
11:10
faster give it to me no give it to
11:14
me okay you can have it
11:19
there you go enjoy your
11:29
coffee that was there when I got
11:32
here hey you guys you will never guess
11:37
who's coming to New York quick Phoebe
11:40
tell us before you can swallow okay Ryan
11:42
that guy I went out with who's in the
11:44
Navy you went out with a guy in the Navy
11:47
yeah I met him when I was um playing
11:49
guitar in Washington Square Park Ryan
11:51
threw in saltwater taffy cuz he didn't
11:53
have any change hey is that when you
11:54
wrote saltwater taffy man
11:57
e no he is my submarine guy he
12:00
resurfaces like every couple years and
12:03
we have the most amazing three days
12:05
together only this time he's coming for
12:08
two weeks two whole weeks which means
12:09
yay so wait this guy goes down for like
12:13
two years at a
12:16
time that'll teach you to lick my
12:20
muffin all
12:27
oh no what happened I just spoke to
12:30
Carol Ben's got the chicken pox you yeah
12:32
so if you haven't already had it chances
12:36
are you're going to get it well I've had
12:37
it yeah I've had it had it had it well I
12:39
haven't ever had it I feel so left out
12:42
oh
12:44
look we can't go now it looks like
12:51
Rachel's going to put on a
12:53
skit oh my God have you lost your mind
12:56
no no no no no no I finally thinking
13:01
clearly my lucky dress wasn't working
13:04
out too well for me but for 4 years this
13:06
baby never
13:09
missed I cannot I can't
13:11
let actually I kind of want to see what
13:13
happens hey he nice uh costume oh yeah
13:19
well I wanted to give Emily a big
13:24
American goodbye cheer so
13:26
okay ready okay give me an e e give me
13:33
an m m give me an I I give me an l l
13:39
give me y
13:43
y
13:45
again
13:47
Emily
13:49
Emily okay let be a cheerleader to
13:54
fine I'm fine I just lose your tooth
14:00
it's no big deal I have a dentist you
14:02
know put some ice on it excuse
14:03
me okay what do I do now what do I do
14:08
now I think you're
14:10
done okay time to take off the
14:12
[Music]
14:15
bra uh that was really uh
14:18
great but I I got to take off actually
14:21
take off
14:25
all right come on let's go get your coat
14:31
okay Rachel is my
14:35
girlfriend okay 10 blocks down five to
14:39
go oh wait stop stop up oh I'm sorry do
14:43
you need a
14:47
break my boot's in tan hey can you get a
14:49
little closer so I can see the price I
14:52
can see it from right here it'll cost
14:54
you one
14:56
husband okay I'm sorry I think I I can
14:57
walk the rest of the way now just just
15:00
give me my
15:01
boots I don't have your boots well I
15:03
don't have them either where are they
15:06
well why don't you check in one of my
15:07
saddle bags while I chew on a bail of
15:09
hay okay God we got to go back and get
15:13
them honey are you seriously ever going
15:16
to wear the boots
15:18
again okay I'm never going to wear them
15:20
again just didn't get a chance to say
15:23
goodbye you know what you can say
15:26
goodbye to the tan
15:28
ones
15:29
okay all
15:31
right okay bye boots wait half off hey
15:33
oh we we can't keep eating like
15:40
this it's uh
15:44
12:50 okay
15:46
um
15:49
so you make the pizzas in one of those
15:52
uh wood burning ovens
15:56
no actually um I think they're gas gas
15:59
wow
16:06
intense if this is the way all the gers
16:08
flirt we don't have a
16:11
problem hey uh you know that smell gas
16:13
has yeah they put that
16:23
in what the gas G is
16:27
odorless but they add the smell so you
16:30
know when there's a
16:33
leak well
16:36
okay a lot of other gas
16:40
smells you know what um actually I I
16:47
really I should go oh but I I I haven't
16:50
paid you yet you know what that's okay
16:53
you guys have ordered so many that this
16:54
one's on
16:56
me great
16:57
get anything that's not Ralph
17:00
Lauren yeah I don't think so
17:03
Joe all right I guess this will be fun
17:07
Hey listen uh what are you what are you
17:10
doing tonight nothing what how would you
17:12
feel about taking out my assistant tag
17:14
I'll
17:16
pay M I got to say it's going to take a
17:17
lot of money for me to go out on a date
17:19
with a
17:20
dude I'm not asking you to go on a date
17:23
with him really cuz I could kind of use
17:26
the money
17:28
no Joey just just he's new in town and I
17:30
know he doesn't have any guy friends
17:33
just take him to like a ball game or
17:35
something I'd really appreciate it yeah
17:36
okay sure no problem thank you o hey
17:39
Donuts in what John Houston film would
17:50
you hear this line badges we don't need
17:52
no stinking badges Treasure of Sierra
17:54
Madre correct there's a possible
17:56
backwards bonus MRE Sierra the of
17:57
treasure yes I'd like to go up the
18:00
ladder of chance to the golden mud hut
18:03
please Wise Choice how many rungs
18:04
six that noise can only mean one thing
18:08
hung monkey
18:11
monkey I'd like a wicked Wango card okay
18:12
it's an audio question name this
18:16
television theme
18:18
song oh my God okay I know this give me
18:23
give me a second tell it to time Turtle
18:25
shut up dream of genam yes yes you're
18:27
back in the lead uh I'd like to spin the
18:30
wheel oh come
18:37
on super Speedy speed round is there a
18:40
Hopping bonus of
18:43
[Laughter]
18:45
course who invented bifocals Ben
18:48
Franklin correct which monarch has ruled
18:50
Great Britain the longest Queen Victoria
18:53
correct again but you forgot to switch
18:55
legs between questions so hopping bonus
18:57
oh every time now over to Chandler I'd
18:59
like a Google card are you sure yes
19:05
no
19:09
Google oh my God congratulations Ross
19:12
because Chandler you've been bamboozled
19:15
no this is the best game ever okay okay
19:19
you here come here here okay you're
19:24
going to take this tray you're going to
19:26
stand on this yellow Mark you're you're
19:27
going to move on action you're going to
19:28
walk over to the operating table you're
19:29
going to stop on that blue Mark you're
19:31
going to put the tray down don't walk
19:32
too fast but don't
19:34
dawle okay now
19:38
what
19:41
and
19:43
action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
19:49
sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah
19:52
well don't be okay that helps
19:54
and
20:00
action hey you know what don't worry
20:06
about it Fe usually takes me three takes
20:08
two all right
20:10
eight action
20:16
[Music]
20:36
hey so what' he say uh well he can be a
20:40
little rough around the edges so I'm
20:44
going to replace a word he used a lot
20:45
with the word
20:48
puppy Okay so he said if your puppy
20:50
friend doesn't get her puppy act
20:54
together I am going to fire her mother
20:56
puppy
20:58
ass I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just
21:00
not an actor that's right you're not
21:02
you're a nurse You're nurse with Trey
21:05
Joey no no nurse with Trey doesn't know
21:08
Joey she doesn't have time for friends
21:10
she gets in that operating room and she
21:12
carries that tray to the doctor because
21:15
if she doesn't people die who
21:16
dies man with eye patch well you get in
21:19
there and you do your job yes doctor
21:23
okay okay hey let's try this one more
21:27
time hang in there man with ey patch
21:30
your tray is
21:32
coming
21:36
and
21:38
action yes I did it I nailed it w what's
21:44
next the rest of the
21:49
scene okay from the top
21:53
people hey don't
21:56
it's worse than the
22:00
thumb hey this is so unfair oh why is it
22:02
un so I have a flaw big deal like Joey's
22:05
constant knuckle cracking isn't annoying
22:10
and Ross with his over pronouncing every
22:12
single word and Monica with that snort
22:14
when she laughs I mean what the hell is
22:16
that
22:18
thing I accept all those flaws why can't
22:20
you accept me for this
22:23
does the knuckle cracking bother
22:32
everybody
22:36
well I I could live without
22:38
it was it like a little Annoying or is
22:42
it like when Phoebe chews her
22:46
hair oh now don't listen to him phibes
22:50
all right I think it's endearing oh you
22:53
do do you
22:55
you know there's nothing wrong with
23:03
speaking correctly indeed there
23:04
[Music]
23:08
isn't I should really get back to work
23:10
yeah otherwise someone might get what
23:13
they actually ordered
23:14
well the hair comes out and the gloves
23:18
come
23:21
off
23:22
start over there
23:27
what's
23:32
this isn't it cool room
23:33
Ro this is not the bed I ordered I know
23:38
you must have won like a contest or
23:41
something
23:44
baby why is this car in my bedroom I'm
23:47
sorry okay I I wasn't looking and the
23:50
store said that they won't take it back
23:52
because you've signed for it when did I
23:54
sign for it when I was you you know what
23:56
it's all Joey's fault cuz he left his
23:59
nose
24:00
open did you make brownies
24:02
today knock knock quick take off your
24:06
dress you won't notice the
24:09
bed hey I'm going for sushi does anybody
24:12
want
24:14
uh whoa somebody missed the
24:17
offramp it's Monica's bed what
24:22
okay it's a race
24:26
car so this has always been Monica's bed
24:29
you're just noticing now how self-
24:33
involved are
24:34
you okay well if this bed isn't newe
24:36
then how come there's plastic on the
24:39
mattress sometimes I have bad
24:43
dreams hey I'm
24:47
here oh oh my God you like it oh my God
24:50
it's my new Apothecary table
24:55
Ro pH is going to be here any second she
24:58
cannot see this oh why not she'll she'll
25:00
love it it's the real thing I got to let
25:02
Pottery
25:05
Barn I know you did I bought the same
25:06
one and if she sees your table she's
25:09
going to know that I lied to her I told
25:11
her that ours was an original why did
25:13
you do that because she hates Pottery
25:14
Barn she hates Pottery
25:17
Barn I know I know she says it's all
25:21
mass-produced nothing is authentic and
25:23
everyone winds up having the same stuff
25:25
so come on she's going to be here any
25:30
second can we please just cover this up
25:32
with something please what no no I am
25:33
not going to hide it from Phoebe oh
25:35
although I did get some great Pottery
25:38
Barn sheets oh oh I forgot they made
25:39
sheets
25:44
yeah I still can't believe she hates
25:47
Pottery Barn Ross get over it it's not
25:50
like she hates you yeah but Pottery Barn
25:52
you know when I think she's just she's
25:58
weird you know it's because she's a twin
26:00
twins are
26:02
weird Ross she's not weird she just
26:04
likes her stuff to be one of a kind huh
26:07
you know what's not one of a kind a
26:10
twin
26:15
hey oh B's here okay so let's turn out
26:17
all the lights and we'll just watch the
26:19
movie okay hey oh cool sheet oh you like
26:20
it you want to know where I got it sure
26:25
he got it at a flea
26:28
market you bought your sheets at a flea
26:30
market Ross come on you got to loosen
26:33
the pur strings a
26:35
[Music]
26:39
little goody FES can you please not put
26:44
your feet up on my
26:47
new old
26:49
sheet oh sure oh my Apothecary
26:51
table what no oh no Ross where did you
26:56
get this I got it at Pottery Barn
27:01
okay oh my God phbe Pottery Barn has
27:05
ripped off the design of our
27:10
antique wow oh my god well if they've
27:12
ripped off our table ours must be worth
27:16
much more than
27:18
$150 well this doesn't even smell like
27:21
opium of course not it smells like wine
27:24
would you spill and thanks for wrecking
27:27
my sheep by the way oh Ross calm down
27:29
I'll give you the 80
27:31
cents but this is the last time with a
27:33
chick chick here and a chick chick there
27:36
here a chick there a chick everywhere a
27:39
chick chick
27:41
chicken hey hey how's she
27:45
doing
27:48
she well yeah don't don't you think it's
27:50
a she I don't know
27:52
I can't tell whatever it was went back
28:05
in too
28:07
quickly anyway I got to go change I'm
28:08
meeting some of the cast for drinks
28:11
excuse me
28:13
what I stayed home from work today while
28:15
you were rehearsal so somebody could be
28:17
here with our chick hey who was up from
28:19
2:00 this morning until 5:00 this
28:22
morning trying to get her back to
28:25
sleep you don't think I get up when you
28:27
get
28:29
up oh here it comes yes here it comes
28:30
I'm stuck here all day and then you come
28:34
in and spend two seconds with
28:36
us and then expect to go off
28:39
gallivanting with your
28:42
friends well I don't think so Mister hey
28:43
I need to relax okay I was working all
28:47
day and you don't think taking care of
28:50
our chick is
28:53
work that's not what I said okay I just
28:56
meant I know what you
28:59
meant have you noticed that ever since
29:08
we got this
29:10
chick we've been fighting a lot more
29:11
than we used
29:13
to I don't know maybe we weren't ready
29:16
to have a
29:18
chick I'll take her back
29:21
tomorrow you think we'll get our three
29:23
bucks back okay let's see okay the trick
29:25
is in the oven the stuffing is ready you
29:28
know you always cook this meal all by
29:30
yourself let me help this here A
29:32
Chandler that's sweet but you don't have
29:34
to do everything Dr Phil tells you to
29:36
do I'm serious let me do something just
29:39
not the turkey or the stuffing nothing
29:42
high
29:43
profile let's see oh the cranberry sauce
29:45
it's easy to make and no one really
29:48
cares about
29:49
it tell me more okay I'm going to go
29:51
check on something across the hall you
29:54
start by washing these
29:56
not with
30:00
soul you obviously haven't Taste of my
30:04
pal Olive
30:07
potatoes hi hi hi um I think there's
30:16
something that we really need to talk
30:22
about I think we
30:24
do why don't we go ins
30:26
sign look
30:33
uh I know why you're here you do yeah
30:36
and to save you from any embarrassment
30:40
um I think maybe I should talk
30:42
first okay
30:45
okay Ross and
30:56
Rachel Rachel and
30:58
Ross that's been one heck of a seesaw
31:03
hasn't
31:05
it
31:08
what I mean look that that one night we
31:09
had was fun and and certainly passionate
31:13
but don't don't you think it's better if
31:17
we just stay
31:18
friends seriously
31:21
what okay okay you know what if you want
31:25
to we can do it one more
31:31
time I mean i' I'd be okay with that in
31:35
fact I have some time right now okay you
31:39
know what can I can I talk now oh sure
31:42
okay I'm pregnant
31:51
Ross
32:04
Ross okay whenever you're
32:06
[Laughter]
32:11
ready and you're the father by the way
32:16
but you
32:19
got can I get you some water I'm good
32:23
I'm good
32:27
Ross there is no pressure on you okay I
32:29
mean you can be as involved as you
32:32
want yeah I uh I'm just I don't know I
32:38
don't
32:42
understand um how this
32:45
happen we we used the condom I know I
32:51
know but you know condoms only work like
32:54
97% of the time what
32:58
what
33:03
what well they should put that on the
33:06
box they do no they
33:12
[Laughter]
33:15
don't well they should put it in huge
33:21
block
33:24
letters Okay Ross come on let's just
33:25
forget about the condoms oh well I may
33:27
as well
33:29
have listen you know what I was really
33:32
freaked out too when I found out hey I'm
33:35
not freaked
33:37
out I'm indignant as a
33:39
consumer you know what let's let's talk
33:44
later no no I want to talk now okay I in
33:47
fact I want to talk to the
33:49
president of the condom company okay you
33:53
know what maybe I should come back
33:56
sh they oppress one hey is this true
33:59
that you write a lot of your own lines
34:03
uh well kind of
34:06
yeah like remember last week when Alex
34:07
was in the accident well the line in the
34:10
script was if we don't get this woman to
34:12
a hospital she's going to die but I made
34:15
it if this woman doesn't get to a
34:18
hospital she's not going to
34:20
live oh okay I see what you did there
34:23
aren't you afraid though that the
34:30
writers are going to be kind of mad when
34:31
they read
34:32
this huh never really thought about the
34:33
writers the scripts just kind of come to
34:37
my
34:39
house but you know what this makes me
34:42
look good which makes the show look good
34:45
which makes the writers look good so how
34:48
could they be mad about
34:50
that makes up most of his lines son of a
34:53
yeah right this jerk weed I fall down An
34:59
Elevator Shaft what the hell does this
35:03
mean I fall down An Elevator Shaft uh I
35:05
don't know I just bring the scripts you
35:08
take an oath no I made myself take one
35:10
yeah no fooling around with clients and
35:13
um always be
35:16
prepared yeah that one's actually from
35:20
the Boy Scouts but it just makes good
35:22
sense why don't you just give them the
35:25
somebody else no I can handle it no I'm
35:27
a
35:30
professional oh fibs is that a new ankle
35:31
bracelet wow and you got a pedicure your
35:35
feet are all dressed
35:37
up because that's the only part of you
35:39
he can see when he's on the
35:42
table you're going to do some feet
35:45
flirting I don't know what you're
35:48
talking
35:50
about then how do you explain the tow
35:52
ring
35:55
because it's Arabian princess day at
35:58
work okay leave me
36:00
alone I have a weird feeling about this
36:02
place I me how do I know they're not
36:04
going to secretly videotape me and put
36:06
it all over the
36:08
Internet because honey and I I mean this
36:11
in the sweetest way possible nobody's
36:13
going to want to watch
36:16
that Mr Bing here you are you'll go into
36:19
that room and deposit your specimen into
36:22
the Container deposit my specimen you
36:24
know I usually have to call 900 number
36:26
for that kind of
36:28
talk thanks got
36:33
it all right honey my tests are down the
36:36
hall you sure you going to be okay yeah
36:38
I guess look I know this is embarrassing
36:42
but nobody cares no one here even knows
36:44
you oh my God
36:49
[Applause]
36:54
oh come
36:57
[Music]
37:01
[Applause]
37:01
on how great is this yeah we're probably
37:06
fertile let's go
37:10
home why are you here well Sid and I are
37:14
trying again and we had trouble last
37:17
time because apparently we no I mean why
37:19
why is she
37:21
here oh someone's a little cranky today
37:23
cuz they have to do it in a cup H oh
37:26
they gave you the kitty
37:29
size
37:34
[Music]
37:35
what this was fun but I've got an
37:38
invasive vaginal exam to get
37:40
to I'd love to stay but I've uh got a
37:44
hot date please go just let me know if
37:48
you need a hand Joey
37:51
peponi oh still too ethnic My AG thinks
37:54
I should have a name that's more neutral
37:57
Joey
37:59
[Laughter]
38:01
Switzerland plus you know I think it
38:05
should be Joe you know Joey makes me
38:07
sound like um this big which I'm
38:09
not Joe Joe Joe
38:14
Stalin
38:19
Stalin Stalin do I know that name that
38:22
sounds familiar well it does not ring a
38:25
with
38:27
me Joe
38:29
stal you know that's pretty
38:34
good you might want to try
38:36
[Applause]
38:39
Joseph Joseph
38:45
Stalin I think you'd remember that oh
38:48
yes bye-bye birdie starring Joseph
38:52
Stalin Joseph Stalin is is the Fiddler
38:55
on the
38:58
[Music]
39:01
Roof you know there already is a Joseph
39:05
[Laughter]
39:08
Stalin you're
39:13
kidding apparently he was this Russian
39:15
dictator who slaughtered all these
39:18
people you'd think you would have known
39:21
that you know you'd think I would have
39:24
[Music]
39:28
hey hey what have you guys been up to oh
39:29
we went to a self-defense class today
39:31
wow yeah kicking a guy in the crotch all
39:33
morning really takes it out of
39:35
you takes it out of
39:37
you now now we can kick anybody's ass
39:41
yeah after one class I don't think so
39:44
what you want to see me self-defend
39:47
myself go over there and pretend you're
39:49
a sexual predator go on I dare
39:50
you of course you could defend yourself
39:54
from an attack you know is coming that's
39:56
not enough look I studied karate for a
39:59
long
40:03
time and there's a concept you should
40:04
really be familiar with it's what the
40:07
Japanese call
40:09
unagi isn't that a kind of
40:14
sushi no it's a concept yeah it is it is
40:17
it's freshwater
40:20
eel all right maybe it means that too oh
40:21
I would kill for a salmon skin roll
40:24
right now
40:26
no fine get attacked I don't even
40:28
care come on Ross we're sorry please
40:31
tell us what it
40:34
is unagi is a state of total
40:37
awareness okay only by achieving true
40:42
unagi can you be prepared for any danger
40:45
that may befall
40:48
you you mean in case someone's trying to
40:50
steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your
40:53
kettle of fish
40:54
all I'm saying is it's one thing being
41:00
prepared for an attack against like each
41:02
other whole another story being prepared
41:04
for an attack I don't know like
41:06
[Laughter]
41:13
surprise all right you knew that was
41:16
coming but that doesn't mean you have
41:18
unagi oh you know what if we
41:25
reservations we could have unagi in
41:27
about a half
41:28
[Music]
41:31
[Laughter]
41:38
hour what the hell was that a lesson in
41:42
the importance of
41:46
unagi you're a
41:51
freak perhaps
41:54
now I'm curious at what point during
41:57
those girlish screams would you have
41:59
begun to kick my
42:02
ass all right so we weren't
42:05
prepared I'm sorry I had to take such
42:09
drastic measures to make my point but I
42:12
look I just want you guys to be safe oh
42:14
[Music]
42:18
danger
42:23
ahuh unagi
42:25
[Music]
42:32
[Applause]
42:33
[Laughter]
42:38
[Applause]
42:40
danger
42:43
ah Salmon skin
42:45
[Music]
42:50
roll hat say Jack yeah Alex TRC oh of
42:52
course course check willery definitely
42:56
Phoebe you will not find a single game
42:59
show host whose ass I cannot
43:02
[Laughter]
43:08
kick
43:12
no say it say we are
43:13
unagi it's not something you are it's
43:17
something you
43:20
have say it you know what I could easily
43:22
get out of this but there's a chance you
43:25
can get very very
43:26
hurt
43:31
oh uhhuh nowhere to
43:36
run I don't like sitting up here I'm
43:42
going to go over no Rachel they got here
43:45
[Laughter]
43:51
first why is Ross doing that danger oh
43:56
my God why is he jumping on those
43:59
women we should help
44:04
them I I don't think they need any
44:07
help I overslept I was supposed to be on
44:15
the set half an hour ago I got to get
44:18
out of here oh what doy you can't go
44:20
like that you stink look I don't I fell
44:22
asleep before I could take a shower now
44:24
I don't have time they're just 10 blocks
44:26
away if I run I can make it yeah Run 10
44:27
blocks that'll help the smell hey slow
44:30
down no keep
44:33
moving so how did it go with Joshua last
44:34
night oh well I didn't see Joshua but I
44:37
did punch a girl in the face what the
44:41
whole night was horrible it was pouring
44:44
down rain and when I got there there was
44:46
no Rachel Green on the list but there
44:48
was a Rachel GP oh so did you get to
44:50
meet her
44:53
no there is no Rachel gep but then this
44:57
other girl overheard us and she was all
44:59
I'm Rachel GRE I'm Rachel GRE and he let
45:01
her right in so you hit her in the face
45:03
no she was already in but then this big
45:05
behind me tried to steal my
45:08
umbrella so I clocked
45:09
her this is my son having lunch okay
45:12
it's going to happen a lot so you better
45:17
get used to it now if you have any
45:18
problem with it if you're uncomfortable
45:20
just ask questions Carol's fine with it
45:21
come on
45:24
Carol
45:27
Carol I was just wondering if Joey could
45:30
ask you a question about
45:33
breastfeeding
45:36
sure
45:38
uh does it
45:39
hurt I did it first but not
45:42
anymore
45:45
Chandler so uh how often can you do
45:48
it as much as he needs oh oh okay I got
45:52
one I got one
45:56
uh if he blows into one does the other
45:59
one get
46:01
bigger God how did you get back here BB
46:04
Buffet fire
46:11
[Laughter]
46:13
alarm oh hi officer fireman can I help
46:18
you you found your fire alarm in the
46:22
trash shoot mhm that's not mine yes it
46:24
is
46:26
how do you know the next time you want
46:27
to dump a fire alarm in the trash shoot
46:28
don't wrap it in a blanket that says
46:30
property of Phoebe buet not
46:31
Monica okay do you okay do you have a
46:34
search warrant because the last time I
46:36
checked this was still
46:38
America please reattach this it's
46:41
against the law to disconnect them fine
46:43
but please God tell me how to stop it
46:45
from going off just press the reset
46:48
button under the plastic cover there's a
46:49
reset button oh thank you thank you
46:51
there's a reset step button my
46:56
God why didn't I see
46:59
that reset button reset button where's
47:03
our reset button oh here it is oh
47:07
[Music]
47:21
I think the check in is that way
47:27
[Applause]
47:33
ah oh kids love
47:36
me
47:39
hey what you you go to a costume
47:43
party let me guess um
47:47
tonoa and your bom
47:51
sagot watch your via yeah what what are
47:55
you talking about be I
47:59
don't oh my God you drew on me hey you
48:04
wet my
48:08
pants Oh what kind of party was
48:10
this I been walking around like this
48:13
since the plane I you have so crossed a
48:15
line ra wait the men's room is that way
48:17
come on in thanks for coming back um
48:22
okay there have been a lot of people
48:25
interested in the room but I have
48:26
narrowed it down and you are one of the
48:28
finalists great okay now before I make
48:30
my decision I uh I just want to make
48:32
sure that our personalities match okay
48:34
so I made up a little test now I'm going
48:36
to say a word and then you say the first
48:39
thing that comes to mind I can do that
48:41
okay here we go pillow fight very
48:43
good Okay g string
48:49
excellent okay
48:55
um
48:58
doggy kitten oh
49:01
sorry no so close though but okay
49:06
bye-bye have a game okay this is great
49:09
what's the game what's the game um well
49:12
it doesn't have a name no okay pH
49:14
ball no it doesn't have a name um okay
49:18
Monica what is your favorite thing about
49:23
trees
49:26
they're green good good Five Points all
49:30
right all right
49:35
Joey same
49:38
question uh oh H they're tall o three
49:41
points both fine answers but we were
49:48
looking for leafy
49:50
leafy that's not even a game
49:54
what shut up we're
49:57
winning you want to finish this right
50:00
now all right we get a deck of cards
50:02
high card wins what do you say fine
50:04
let's do it oh I have cards yeah here oh
50:06
no these are the trick deck okay here
50:10
yes okay okay you guys uh you guys pick
50:14
first okay
50:16
okay four that's a low one
50:21
right Phoebe you look I can't do it what
50:27
makes you think I
50:30
can why are you screaming and hugging oh
50:38
because we want our apartment back what
50:40
Ace is High Jack queen king Ace no Ace
50:43
is Low Ace 2 three
50:46
4 I don't
50:55
know look
51:00
it all right come on let's pick again
51:05
pick again right give me give me give me
51:07
okay okay come on apartment come on
51:09
apartment I know Queen is high not as
51:15
high
51:19
as it worked King messages for room 226
51:21
you okay sluga oh yeah I'm fine I'm
51:27
fine what is with you tonight nothing
51:42
nothing nothing
51:46
nothing okay thank
51:48
you it's the Italian hand liquor isn't
51:52
it no it's the one he's
51:55
licking she's supposed to be with you
51:59
you're
52:02
good oh Ross listen to me I have sold a
52:04
hundred million copies of my books and
52:06
you know why the girl on the cover with
52:09
her nipples
52:11
showing no because I know how to write
52:14
men that women fall in love with believe
52:17
me I cannot sell a poo people will not
52:20
turn 325 Pages for a PO come on the guy
52:23
a secondary character he's just a you
52:26
know a complication you eventually kill
52:29
off
52:33
when he's not a
52:36
hero you know who our hero is the guy on
52:39
the cover with his nipples
52:42
showing no it's you please no really
52:44
come on you're smart you're
52:49
sexy right kiddo you're going to be fine
52:51
believe me
52:55
[Applause]
53:07
uhoh uh I'll just pee in the
53:14
street oh this is so good you have got
53:18
to try it
53:21
oh damn I got it on my pants here I'll
53:33
get
53:36
it we better take these off upstairs or
53:44
that stain's going to set yep I want to
53:47
wear these pants on our dat tonight oh
53:48
great okay bye oh my God
53:51
that was unbelievable okay see I told
53:56
you yeah wow sorry r i don't believe
53:58
their brother and sister they brother
54:01
and sister all right keep going we are
54:03
phasing the accent out phasing it
54:06
out so without retesting their results
54:09
in the
54:13
laboratory the team would never have
54:14
identified the initial errors in their
54:20
carbon dating a ner
54:23
were there any questions at this
54:29
point yes what's happening to your
54:31
accents come again what's what's this
54:37
nonsense all right I'm I'm not
54:44
English I'm from Long
54:48
Island I was really nervous and the
54:51
accent just um just came out
54:54
I'm
54:57
sorry so if we could just get back to
55:00
the
55:02
lecture um were there any
55:03
questions about
55:09
paleontology hey everybody Happy
55:12
Thanksgiving hey Happy Thanksgiving THS
55:15
hey what's going on Joe so I I I need a
55:17
good lie oh okay how about the whole man
55:20
walking on the moon thing you know
55:23
you can you can see the strings
55:27
people no no no no I need a good lie to
55:30
explain why I wasn't at a work thing
55:32
today oh honey you stink it line well I
55:34
do not oh really okay let me ask you
55:37
something yesterday at the coffee house
55:39
I went to the bathroom and when I came
55:41
back my muffin was gone who took
55:43
it somebody opened the door to the
55:45
coffee house and a raccoon came running
55:48
in and went straight for your muffin I
55:51
said hey don't eat that that's Phoebe's
55:52
and he said
55:55
he said Joey you stink at lion what am I
55:59
going to do don't worry don't worry
56:01
we'll come up with a good lie I'll help
56:03
you practice it oh great that'd be great
56:05
thank you sure what what was the work
56:06
thing uh pick up Grandma at the airport
56:08
oh man on behalf of the brown birs of
56:13
America I salute
56:15
you just a minute Chie you have no
56:19
backhand excuse me little one I have a
56:22
very solid backhand shielding your face
56:24
and shrieking like a girl is not a
56:27
backhand I was
56:32
shrieking like a
56:34
marine all right here watch me execute
56:37
the three PS of championship play
56:40
Power
56:44
Precision and
56:45
Panache you broke a little girl's leg I
56:51
know I feel horrible okay says here that
56:55
a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street
56:57
last
57:00
night where exactly were you around
57:01
kennish hey Jack look in the window
57:04
there's my name hi
57:07
me I remember the day I got my first
57:11
paycheck there was a cave in in one of
57:13
the mines and eight people were
57:15
killed wow you worked in a mine I worked
57:19
in a Dairy Queen why
57:22
God isn't this exciting I earned this I
57:27
wiped tables for it I steamed milk for
57:30
it and it was
57:32
totally not worth
57:34
it who's F why is he getting all my
57:37
money I mean what Chandler look at
57:42
that oh this is not that bad oh you're
57:45
fine yeah for first job you can totally
57:49
totally live on this oh yeah
57:53
yeah hey by the way great service
57:56
[Music]
58:02
today Kathy Kathy hi Kathy
58:07
[Music]
58:15
Kathy Cy
58:21
[Music]
58:32
cavy
58:47
cavy hey chanler what are you doing
58:49
here I just want to say hey
58:53
hey
58:58
okay there's no way I'm going to get a
59:01
shot I maybe they can take the needle
59:03
and squirt it into my mouth you know
59:05
like like a squirt
59:07
gun hello there hi I'm Dr Carlin I see
59:09
someone's having a little allergic
59:13
reaction yes doctor can I see you for
59:15
just a moment
59:17
please my brother um has a slight phobia
59:20
about needles did you tell him about my
59:23
my squirt gun
59:26
idea my brother the PHD would like to
59:28
know if there's any way to treat this
59:32
orally no under these circumstances it
59:33
has to be an injection and it has to be
59:37
now
59:40
do all right that's good have the seat
59:43
um doctor says it's got to be a needle
59:46
so you're just going to have to be brave
59:48
okay can you do that for
59:50
me okay okay oh boy you are doing so
59:54
good you want to squeeze my hand yes
00:00
okay all right Ross don't squeeze it so
00:03
hard honey really don't squeeze it so
00:05
hard Ross I my hand
00:08
[Music]
00:12
歌词与翻译
[中文]
哦，对不起，我得到了
你不，你没有得到我，这是一个
电钻，你得到了我，你杀了
我冷静一下，你想要这个单位还是
不，我不想要这个单位哦，你
应该告诉我，之前不是
地雷读者
，我们离开这里，好吧，我要
莫妮卡的
很好，那是厄恩莫拉特首先
假设迅猛龙在
受到威胁时会展开它的项圈，并
发出高音调的噪音来吓唬
捕食者，是的刘易斯先生，什么样的
的
噪音只是一种高音调的恐吓性
发出噪音，但就像
我们不知道
当然，但在我的脑海里它听起来
有点像
[笑声]
这当然这只是猜想
天哪，那东西是做什么的
呃，那是一台眼睛摘除机
对，我不开玩笑了，我开玩笑的
呃嗨，雷切尔，我是米勒博士莫妮卡告诉我
你有点紧张，但别紧张
担心一切都会好起来
所以我们就差不多完成了，但首先我们
必须开始，好吧，这是青光眼
测试呃哈，坐下
好吧，把你的下巴放在这里
现在你会感觉到每只眼睛里有一股
空气是什么
一小股熊现在来了
我们在这里好吧，一二三
好吧，对不起，好吧，我要留在这里
，准备好，呃呃一
二，对不起，你知道我要做什么
抱住她的头，好吧，好吧，好吧
好吧，呃呃二，对不起，你知道
你年轻的时候，你可能没有
拥有
青光眼好吧，很高兴
见到你，先生，嘿，你是谁
你疯了，好吧，左眼有轻微的
感染，我希望你
在
周内每天滴三次这些药水，你就会像新的一样了是的
不，我不，我不把东西放在我的
眼睛里，好吧，我想我们会回来的
3 个月内，太好了，我会给你配上
一副玻璃眼睛，好吧，给我
该死的
滴 Dr
Miller p e CF
D 非常好
莫妮卡，你知道他们在哪里，我确定
知道，但你不知道
接下来吹一个泡泡，一个泡泡的
很好，它有一种孩子气的魅力，它是
顽皮
我们
走得很好小鬼好吧好吧没关系
我需要做的就是伸手把
它放回我的
嘴里很好保存我们回到正轨
我在嚼别人的
口香糖这不是我的口香糖哦我的上帝哦我的
上帝现在你们
窒息了你们都是吗
对哦天哪，你
窒息了
更好了，是的，谢谢你，
那是完美的
[音乐]
嘿嘿，看看猜猜我得到了什么
节奏，不，我的第一封粉丝邮件
出去，亲爱的博士，知道我爱你
，愿意做任何事情来让你天哪
你不是这样秘密崇拜者埃里卡
福特哦等等PS请找到我的
你知道在疯狂的世界中
睫毛中的14
意味着你
结婚了这没有解决
我们生活的日子这就是这来到你的
公寓没有印章这个
女人在我们的大楼里哦我的
上帝我有我自己的
跟踪者哦天哪，我喜欢这套公寓
这不是完美吗，我简直不敢相信我从来没有
意识到这有多好
是因为你的眼睛立即转向
那个大个子裸体男人
太棒了你最好快点
填写一份申请，否则我会
打败你
哦，好吧，我从来没有想过我会这么说，但是
我要去使用丑陋的裸体男人的
浴室哦，看那儿有莫妮卡
和钱德勒嘿嘿，你们这些家伙嘿
[鼓掌]
莫妮卡莫妮卡哦我的
上帝和莫妮卡哦我的上帝哦我的眼睛我的
眼睛bab bab 好吧，没关系，没关系，不
他们正在这样做我知道我知道我知道
你知道是的我知道，乔伊也知道但是
罗斯不知道，所以你必须停止
尖叫发生了什么事
哦，我们只是太兴奋了
你想得到这套
公寓，实际上它看起来真的
很好，看起来不错，进去
[音乐]
这里 woo 《虎胆龙威》仍然很棒
是的，嘿，你说我们让它成为
双功能，你在《虎胆龙威》中还有什么
2 乔伊，这又是《虎胆龙威》
哦，但是我们再看一遍，
这也是《虎胆龙威》
乔伊，我们刚刚看到了它，
再次看到它会很酷是的
去死吧伙计，你没有说死
困难就是一切
好吧，是的，我刚刚得到了植物
约翰·姆兰
计划现在你明白了，我想
在乔伊开始工作之前离开这里
开始给大家打电话
你们在说什么
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
发生了什么我不知道
睡着了，就是这样
是啊，好吧，呃，我最好走了
我想这样最好
好吧，我稍后再跟你谈
好吧，但不是这个，不，从来不
从来不那么呃
呃，再见，不碰，不碰
[音乐]
嘿，呃，带回来你的视频了，呃，
嘿，罗斯，看，呃，我想我们需要
谈谈之前，不，我们
不，是的，我们现在看来，这是我有史以来
最好的午睡
我不知道你在说什么
来吧，承认这是你有史以来最好的
午睡
我已经
更好了，好吧
当好吧，好吧，这是最好的
我说过没关系，但已经结束了
乔伊，我想要再次做
，我们不能再做一次，为什么不
，因为
很奇怪
好吧，你想喝点东西，当然
你有什么热牛奶和Excedrin
[鼓掌]
PM男孩，我会告诉你，判断东西
花了我很多时间，是的，看看
可能要上楼去喝一杯
在我身上小睡一会儿
沙发我为什么要关心
那没有理由我只是说呃
那就是我会在的地方
[掌声]
[音乐]
小睡真的很好
[掌声]
是伙计你到底在做什么
做上帝
借口
我好吧钱德勒，我只有一个
香蕉坚果松饼还剩哦，好吧
我的第一个是的，但是我太厉害了
快点给我，不要给
我，好吧，你可以吃了
你去享受你的
咖啡吧，我买的时候就在那里
嘿，你们永远猜不到
谁快来纽约菲比
在你之前告诉我们可以吞下去好吗瑞安
那个和我约会的家伙在
海军你和一个海军的家伙出去了
是的，我在华盛顿广场公园弹
吉他时遇到了他瑞安
扔了咸水太妃糖，因为他没有
有任何零钱嘿是当你
写咸水太妃糖男人
e不，他是我的潜艇他
每隔几年就会重新出现，
我们会度过最美妙的三天
，只是这一次他会来
两周，整整两周，这意味着
是的，等一下，这个家伙会在
两年
时间里，教你舔我的
松饼
哦，不，我刚刚和他说过话
卡罗尔·本得了水痘，是的
所以，如果你还没有得过水痘，那么你有机会
你会痊愈吗？我得过
是的，我得过，得过得很好，我
从来没有得过，我感觉自己被排除在外了
哦
看我们现在不能走了，看起来
雷切尔要放在
的短剧中哦，我的上帝，你疯了吗
不不不不不不我终于想
显然我的幸运裙子不太好用
对我来说太好了，但是4年来这个
宝贝从来没有
错过我不能我不能
让我实际上有点想看看
会发生什么嘿他很好啊服装哦是的
好吧，我想给艾米丽一个大大的
美国再见欢呼声，所以
好吧，准备好了，给我一个e，给我
，一个m，给我一个，我给我一个l，
再给我一次
，y
...
艾米丽
艾米丽，好吧，让我们成为啦啦队长
好吧，我很好，我只是掉了你的牙
没什么大不了的协议我有一个牙医，你
知道在上面放一些冰块，借口
我好吧，我现在该怎么办，我该怎么办
现在我想你
已经完成了，是时候脱掉
[音乐]
胸罩，呃，那真是呃
很棒，但我实际上必须脱掉
脱掉
好吧，来吧，我们去拿你的外套
好吧，瑞秋是我的
女朋友，好吧，再往前走 10 个街区，五个到
走吧，哦，等等，停下来，哦，对不起，
你需要一双
把我的靴子晒成棕褐色，嘿，你能靠近一点吗，
，这样我就可以看到价格，我
可以从这里看到，这会花费
你
丈夫，好吧，对不起，我想我现在可以
走完剩下的路了，只要
把我的
靴子给我，我没带你的靴子，我
也没有，它们在哪里
好吧，当我嚼着一捆
马鞍包呢？好吧，上帝，我们得回去拿
干草时，你为什么不托运我的
它们，亲爱的，你真的要去吗？
再次穿上靴子
好吧，我再也不会穿它们
只是没有机会说
再见，你知道你能说什么
再见晒黑
的
好吧
好吧再见靴子等半价嘿
哦我们不能像
这样继续吃东西呃
12:50 好吧
嗯
所以你在那些
呃燃木烤箱之一做披萨
不，嗯，我认为它们是煤气
哇
强烈，如果这是所有蒙古包的方式
调情，我们没有
问题嘿呃你知道煤气味
是的，他们把
放入气体 G 中
无味，但他们添加了气味，这样你
就知道什么时候有
泄漏良好
好吧，还有很多其他气体
闻到了，嗯，实际上我
真的我应该走哦，但是我我我还没
付钱给你，你知道那没关系
你们已经订购了这么多，这
一个在
我很棒
得到任何不是拉尔夫的东西
劳伦是的，我不这么认为
乔，好吧，我想这会很有趣
嘿，听着，你在做什么
今晚什么都不做，你
拿走我的助理标签感觉如何
我会
付钱 M 我得说，我要花
很多钱去约会
和一个
的家伙，我不会要求你继续和他约会
，因为我可以用
钱
不，乔伊只是新来的，我
知道他没有任何男性朋友
带他去打球或者
一些我真的很感激的事情是的
好吧，没问题，谢谢你哦嘿
约翰·休斯顿电影中的甜甜圈
你听到的这条线徽章我们不需要
没有臭徽章塞拉的宝藏
马德雷正确，有可能
向后奖金MRE塞拉
宝藏是的，我想爬上
通往金泥小屋的机会阶梯
请明智地选择多少级
六噪音只能意味着一件事
挂猴
猴子我想要一张邪恶的Wango卡，好吧
这是一个音频问题，名字是这个
电视主题
歌曲哦我的上帝，好吧我知道这个给我
给我一秒钟告诉时间乌龟
闭嘴genam的梦想是的，你
回到领先地位呃我想旋转
轮子哦来
以超快的速度一轮有
跳跃奖金
[笑声]
发明双焦点眼镜的课程本
富兰克林正确统治了哪个君主
英国最长的维多利亚女王
再次正确，但你忘记在问题之间切换
腿，所以跳跃奖金
哦，现在每次到钱德勒，我都会
像一张 Google 卡片，你确定是吗
不
Google 天哪，祝贺罗斯
，因为钱德勒你被迷惑了
不，这是有史以来最好的游戏，好吧，好吧
你到这里来，好吧，你
要拿这个托盘，你要
站在这个黄色标记上，你是你
继续进行你要进行的动作
走到手术台前
停在那个蓝色标记上
要把托盘放下 不要走
太快，但不要
现在没事
什么
和
动作切掉了 对不起 对不起 我
对不起我只是有点紧张，是的
好吧，别介意，这有助于
和
行动嘿，你知道什么，不用担心
，Fe通常需要我三拍
两个好吧
八个行动
[音乐]
嘿那又怎样'他说得好，他可能是一个
有点粗糙的边缘所以我
要把他经常用的词
替换为
小狗好吧，所以他说如果你的小狗
朋友不把她的小狗行为
放在一起，我要解雇她的母亲
小狗
屁股，对不起，我不能这样做，我只是
不是演员，没错，你不是
你是护士你是 Trey 的护士
Joey 不，没有 Trey 的护士不知道
Joey 她没有时间和朋友在一起
她走进手术室，她
把托盘带给医生，因为
如果她不这样做，人们就会死去
带着眼罩的男人会死，你就进去
那里，你做你的工作是医生
好吧好吧，嘿，我们试试再一次
时间挂在那里，带眼罩的人
你的托盘
即将到来
和
行动是的，我做到了，我钉牢了它
接下来
场景的其余部分从顶部开始
人们嘿不要
这比
拇指更糟糕嘿这太不公平了哦为什么呢
所以我有一个像乔伊一样的大缺陷
持续的指关节敲响并不烦人
罗斯每一个
单词的发音都过分，莫妮卡则哼哼
当她笑的时候我的意思是到底是什么
那
的事情我接受所有这些缺陷为什么不能
你接受我这个
指关节敲响是否打扰
每个人
好吧，我可以没有没有生活
有点烦人，或者是
就像菲比咀嚼她的头发一样
哦，现在别听他的，菲比们
好吧，我觉得这很可爱哦，你
你会吗
你知道
正确说话确实没有问题
[音乐]
我真的不应该吗回去工作
是的，否则有人可能会得到
他们实际订购的
好吧，头发出来了，手套
来了
脱掉
从那里开始
这是什么
这不是很酷的房间
罗，这不是我订购的床，我知道
你一定像一场比赛一样赢了或者
什么东西
宝贝为什么是这辆车在我的卧室里，我
对不起，好吧，我没有看，
商店说他们不会收回它
，因为你已经签收了它，我什么时候
签收的，当我是你的时候，你知道吗
这都是乔伊的错，因为他留下了他的
鼻子
你做了布朗尼蛋糕吗
今天敲敲快脱掉你的
穿衣服你不会注意到
床嘿我要去吃寿司有人
想要
呃哇有人错过了
下坡道这是莫妮卡的床什么
好吧这是一场比赛
车所以这一直是莫妮卡的床
你现在只是注意到自我
的参与程度如何
如果这张床不是新的，你还好
那为什么
床垫上有塑料，有时我会做不好的
梦嘿，我
在这里哦哦天哪，你喜欢它哦天哪
这是我的新药剂师桌子
Ro pH随时都会在这里，她
看不到这个哦为什么不她会的
喜欢它，这是我必须让
Pottery
Barn 做的真事，我知道你也买了同样的
一张，如果她看到你的桌子，她
就会知道我对她撒了谎，我告诉
她我们的桌子是原创的，为什么
你这样做，因为她讨厌 Pottery
Barn 她讨厌 Pottery
Barn 我知道我知道她说这一切都是
批量生产的，没有什么是正宗的，
每个人最终都会拥有相同的东西
所以来吧，她随时都会在这里
秒我们可以用一些东西来掩盖这
请什么不不我
不会向菲比隐瞒它哦
虽然我确实得到了一些很棒的陶器
谷仓床单哦哦我忘了他们做了
床单
是的，我还是不敢相信她讨厌
陶器谷仓 罗斯，别介意吧，她不是
讨厌你，是啊，而是陶器谷仓
你知道，当我认为她只是她时
很奇怪，你知道那是因为她是双胞胎
双胞胎是
奇怪的罗斯，她并不奇怪，她只是
喜欢她独一无二的东西，呵呵
你知道什么不是独一无二的
双胞胎
嘿哦 B 在这里，好吧，让我们把
所有的灯都关掉，我们就看
电影吧，嘿哦，很酷的床单，哦，你喜欢
你想知道我从哪里得到的吗
他在跳蚤市场买的
你在跳蚤市场买了你的床单，罗斯来吧，你必须松开
...
的pur字符串
[音乐]
小好东西FES你能不能别把
你的脚放在我的
新的旧的
床单上哦当然哦我的药剂师
桌子什么不哦不罗斯你在哪里
得到这个我在陶器那里得到的谷仓
好吧，哦，我的上帝，phbe 陶器谷仓
抄袭了我们
古董的设计，哇哦，我的上帝，如果他们
抄走了我们的桌子，我们的桌子一定值
远比
150 美元好，这甚至闻起来不像
鸦片，当然不是它闻起来像酒
你会洒出来吗，谢谢破坏
顺便说一句，我的羊哦，罗斯冷静下来
我会给你 80
美分，但这是最后一次这里有一只
小鸡小鸡，那里有一只小鸡小鸡
这里有一只小鸡那里有一只小鸡
小鸡小鸡
鸡嘿嘿她怎么样
做什么
她很好，是的，你不认为这是吗
一个我不认识的她
我不知道是什么，
也回去了
反正我得去换衣服，我
和一些演员见面喝酒
对不起
今天我在家里没有上班，而
你在排练，所以有人可以
在这里和我们的小妞一起，嘿，她从
起床了今天早上 2:00 到今天
早上 5:00 试图让她恢复
睡眠，你以为你
起床
时我就起床了哦，它来了，是的，它来了
我一整天都被困在这里，然后你
进来，和
我们呆了两秒钟，然后期望离开
与你的
嬉戏朋友们，我不这么认为，嘿先生
我需要放松一下，好吧，我整天都在工作
天，你不认为照顾
我们的小鸡是
的工作，这不是我说的，好吧，我只是
的意思，我知道你
的意思，你有没有注意到，自从
我们有了这个
小鸡，我们打架的次数比我们更多
用
来我不知道也许我们还没有准备好
养一个
小鸡，我会带她回来
明天你认为我们会拿回我们的三块
美元好吧让我们看看技巧
在烤箱里馅料准备好了你
知道你总是自己做这顿饭
让我在这里帮忙A
钱德勒太好了，但你没有
做菲尔博士告诉你的所有事情
我是认真的让我做点什么
不是火鸡或馅料什么都没有
高
配置让我们看看哦蔓越莓酱
它很容易做，没有人真正关心
...
它告诉我更多好吧我要去
检查一下大厅对面的东西，你
首先清洗这些
不是用
灵魂，你显然没有尝尝我的
朋友橄榄
土豆嗨嗨嗨嗯我认为有
一些我们真正需要谈论的
我想我们
我们为什么不进去
签名看
呃我知道你为什么在这里你做是的
为了让你免于尴尬
嗯，我想也许我应该先谈谈
好吧
好吧罗斯和
雷切尔雷切尔和
罗斯真是一场跷跷板
还没有
...
我的意思是看看我们
度过的那一晚很有趣，而且当然充满激情
但是难道你不认为如果
我们只是认真地做
朋友
什么好吧好吧你知道如果你想要
我们可以再做一次
时间我的意思是我会同意
事实上我现在有一些时间好吧你
知道我现在能说什么哦当然
好吧我怀孕了
罗斯
罗斯好吧，只要你
[笑声]
准备好了，顺便说一句，你是父亲
但是你
我可以给你一些水吗我很好
我很好
罗斯，你没有压力，好吧我
的意思是你可以像你一样参与
想要是的我呃我只是我不知道我
不
明白这个
是怎么发生的，我们使用了避孕套，我知道我
知道，但你知道避孕套只能像
那样工作，97%的时间
什么
他们应该把它放在
盒子上，他们不这样做
[笑声]
不好，他们应该把它放在巨大的盒子里
阻止
字母好吧，罗斯来吧，让我们
忘记安全套哦，好吧，我也
...
听听你知道我到底是什么
当我发现嘿我
没有吓坏
时我也吓坏了，我作为一个
消费者感到愤慨，你知道吗，让我们稍后谈谈
不不，我现在想谈谈，好吧，我在
事实上，我想和
安全套公司的总裁，好吧，你
知道也许我应该回来
他们压迫一个人，嘿这是真的
你写了很多自己的台词
呃，有点
是的，记得上周亚历克斯
发生事故时，
脚本中的台词是如果我们不让这个女人去
医院，她就会死，但我做了
如果这个女人没有去
医院，她就不会
活了哦，好吧，我明白你在那里做了什么
，你不担心
作家会有点生气吗
他们读到
这个，呵呵，从来没有真正想过
作家，剧本只是来到
我的
房子，但你知道这会带来什么我
看起来不错，这让节目看起来不错
这让编剧看起来不错，所以
他们怎么会对
生气， 构成了他的大部分台词
是的，这混蛋杂草我摔倒了
电梯井这到底是什么
意味着我跌倒了电梯井呃我
不知道我只是给你带来了剧本
发誓不，我让自己发誓
是的，不要和客户鬼混，
嗯，永远做好
准备，是的，这个人实际上来自
童子军，但这只是很好的
，你为什么不给他们
其他人，不，我能处理，不，我是
一名
专业人士，哦，小谎言是，一个新脚踝
手镯哇，你做了足疗，你的
脚都打扮好了
，因为那是你唯一的部分
当他在
桌子上时，他可以看到你要做一些脚
调情，我不知道你在
谈论
那么你如何解释拖曳
戒指
因为今天是
工作的阿拉伯公主日，好吧，让我
一个人呆着吧，我对这个
地方有一种奇怪的感觉，我怎么知道他们不会
偷偷地给我录像，然后把
放在整个地方
互联网，因为亲爱的和我，我的意思是
以最甜蜜的方式，没有人
会想看
Bing先生在这里，你会进入
那个房间，将你的样本存放到
容器中，存放我的样本，你
知道我通常必须拨打900号码
进行那种
谈话，谢谢
没关系，亲爱的，我的测试失败了
大厅，你确定你会没事的，是的
我想你看，我知道这很尴尬
但没有人在乎这里没有人知道
你哦我的上帝
[掌声]
哦，来吧
[音乐]
[掌声]
这有多棒，是的，我们可能
肥沃让我们回家吧
回家你为什么还好Sid和我
再次尝试，我们上次
遇到了麻烦，因为显然我们没有我的意思是为什么
为什么她
在这里哦，今天有人有点暴躁
因为他们必须在杯子里做这件事H哦
他们给了你小猫
尺寸
[音乐]
这很有趣，但我要做
侵入性阴道检查
，我很想留下来，但我有一个
热门约会，如果
你需要帮助，请告诉我乔伊
peponi哦，还是太民族化了，我的AG认为
我应该有一个更中性的名字
乔伊
[笑声]
瑞士加上你知道我认为
应该是乔，你知道乔伊让我
听起来像嗯这么大，我
不是乔乔乔
斯大林
斯大林斯大林我知道这个名字吗
听起来很熟悉，它不会与
乔
我一起响起
斯塔你知道那很漂亮
很好，你可能想尝试
[掌声]
约瑟夫·约瑟夫
斯大林，我想你会记得哦
是的，约瑟夫·斯大林主演的再见小鸟
斯大林约瑟夫·斯大林是提琴手
在
[音乐]
屋顶上你知道已经有一个约瑟夫
[笑声]
斯大林，你
开玩笑，显然他是这个俄罗斯
独裁者，屠杀了所有这些人
一些你认为你认识的人
你知道你认为我会
[音乐]
嘿嘿，你们在忙什么哦
今天我们去上自卫课
哇耶，踢了一个人的胯部
早上真的很辛苦
你把它拿出来了
现在我们可以踢任何人的了屁股
是的，一堂课后我不这么认为
你想看我自卫
我自己去那里假装你是
一个性掠夺者继续我敢
你当然可以保护自己
免受你知道即将到来的攻击，这是
看起来不够我学习空手道
很长
时间，并且有一个你应该
真正熟悉的概念，这就是
日本人的说法
鳗鱼不是一种
寿司，不，它是一个概念，是的，它是
它是淡水
鳗鱼好吧，也许这也意味着哦
我会为了鲑鱼皮卷而杀掉
现在
没有很好受到攻击我什至都没有
请小心罗斯，我们很抱歉
告诉我们这是什么
鳗鱼是一种完全的意识状态
只有实现真正的
鳗鱼，你才能为任何可能降临在
的危险做好准备
你的意思是以防万一有人试图
偷你的竹睡垫或你的
一壶鱼
我想说的是
为每个
其他的攻击做好准备是一回事，
为我不知道的攻击做好准备是一回事
[笑声]
好吧，你知道那是
即将到来，但这并不意味着你有
鳗鱼哦，你知道吗，如果我们
保留，我们可以在
大约一半的时间内吃到鳗鱼
[音乐]
[笑声]
小时，这节课到底是什么
...
鳗鱼的重要性，你可能是个
怪胎
现在我很好奇，在
那些少女般的尖叫声中，你会在什么时候
开始踢我的
好吧，所以我们没有
做好准备，很抱歉我不得不采取如此
激烈的措施来表达我的观点，但我
看起来我只是希望你们安全哦
[音乐]
危险
ahuh unagi
[音乐]
[掌声]
[笑声]
[掌声]
危险
啊鲑鱼皮
[音乐]
卷帽说杰克是的亚历克斯TRC哦
当然当然检查威利绝对
菲比你不会找到任何游戏
展示我不能的屁股的主持人
[笑声]
踢
不说我们是
鳗鱼不是你的东西，而是
你
说过的东西，你知道我可以轻松地
摆脱这个，但你有可能
会变得非常非常
受伤
哦，呃，无处可跑
我不喜欢坐在这里，我
要回顾他们在这里的瑞秋
[笑声]
首先为什么罗斯要做那种危险哦
我的上帝为什么他要跳到那些
女人身上，我们应该帮助
她们我我不认为她们需要任何
帮助我睡过头了我应该在
半小时前的片场我必须离开这里
哦你不能走
就像你看起来很臭我没有摔倒
在我现在可以洗澡之前就睡着了
我没有时间他们就在10个街区之外
如果我跑的话我可以做到是的跑10个
街区可以帮助气味嘿慢
下来不要保持
移动那么昨晚约书亚怎么样了
晚上哦好吧，我没有看到约书亚，但我
确实打了一个女孩
整个晚上都很可怕，倾盆大雨
当我到达那里时，名单上没有
雷切尔·格林，但有
是雷切尔·GP哦，那么你有没有
见到她
不，没有雷切尔·格林，但是然后这个
另一个女孩无意中听到了我们，她就是
我是雷切尔GRE我是雷切尔GRE，他让
她进来了，所以你打了她的脸
不，她已经进去了，但那么大
在我身后试图偷我的
雨伞，所以我打卡
她这是我儿子在吃午饭，好吧
这种事会经常发生，所以你最好
如果你有任何
问题，如果你不舒服的话，现在就习惯它
就问问题吧，卡罗尔对此没意见
来吧
卡罗尔
卡罗尔，我只是想知道乔伊是否可以
问你有一个关于
母乳喂养的问题
当然
呃，这样做
受伤了，我先这样做了，但不再
了
钱德勒，呃，你多久可以做一次
，只要他需要，哦哦，好吧，我得到了
一个，我得到了一个
呃，如果他向一个吹气，另一个也会
一个会
更大上帝你怎么回来的 BB
自助餐火灾
[笑声]
警报哦，嗨，消防员，我可以帮你吗
你在
垃圾筒里发现了你的火警警报器，嗯，那不是我的，是的，
是
你怎么知道下次你想要
将火警警报器扔进垃圾筒里
不要把它裹在毯子里说
菲比的财产不是
莫妮卡好吧，你好吗，你有
搜查令吗，因为上次我
检查这仍然是
美国，请重新附上这个，
断开它们的连接是违法的
，但请上帝告诉我如何阻止它
消失，只需按塑料盖下的重置
按钮，那里有一个
重置按钮哦谢谢你谢谢
有一个重置步骤按钮我的
上帝为什么我没有看到
那个重置按钮重置按钮在哪里
我们的重置按钮哦在这里哦
[音乐]
我想签到就是这样
[掌声]
啊哦孩子们喜欢
我
嘿你去参加服装
派对让我猜猜嗯
tonoa 和你的妈妈
sagot 看你的通过是的什么是
你在说什么是我
别哦我的上帝你在我身上画了嘿你
湿了我的
裤子哦是什么样的派对
我一直这样走来走去
自从飞机起飞后，我就跨过
线了，等等，男洗手间就是这样
来吧，谢谢你回来，嗯
好吧，有很多人
对这个房间感兴趣，但我
缩小了范围，你是
决赛入围者之一，很好，现在在我做出
我的决定之前，我呃，我只是想让
确保我们的性格匹配好吗
所以我现在做了一个小测试，我要
说一个词，然后你说第一个
想到的事情我能做到
好吧，我们开始枕头大战
很好，好的G弦
很好，好吧
嗯
小狗小猫哦
抱歉，虽然没有那么接近，但是好吧
再见，有一个游戏，好吧这个太棒了
什么游戏什么游戏嗯
它没有名字不行pH值
球不它没有名字嗯好吧
莫妮卡你最喜欢什么
树
它们是绿色的好好五分
好吧好吧
乔伊一样
问题呃哦H他们很高o三个
点都是很好的答案，但我们
正在寻找绿叶
绿叶，这甚至不是一场游戏
闭嘴吧，我们
赢了，你想完成这个权利
现在好吧，我们得到一副牌
高牌赢了，你说好吧
让我们开始吧，哦，我有牌，是的，哦，
不，这些是套牌，好吧，这里
是的，好吧，好吧，你们选
第一个，好吧
好吧，第四个是低位
对，菲比，你看起来我做不到
让你觉得我
可以，你为什么尖叫和拥抱哦
因为我们想要我们的公寓回来什么
Ace是High Jack皇后国王Ace no Ace
是Low Ace 2三个
4我不
知道看
没关系，来吧，让我们再选一次
再选一次吧，给我给我给我
好吧好吧来吧公寓来吧
公寓我知道女王很高，不像
那么高
因为它有效226号房间的国王消息
你还好吧，哦，是的，我很好，我
很好，今晚你怎么了，没什么
没什么
没什么，好吧，谢谢
你这不是意大利手工酒
，不，这是他
舔的，她应该和你在一起
你
很好，哦罗斯，听我说，我已经卖了
一亿份了我的书和
你知道为什么封面上的女孩
她的乳头
表现出不，因为我知道如何写
女人爱上的男人相信
我我不能卖一便便，人们不会
一个PO的第325页来了这个家伙
一个次要角色，他只是一个你
知道你最终杀死的并发症
关闭
当他不是
英雄时，你知道我们的英雄是谁
封面上有乳头的人
显示不，是你，真的
来吧，你很聪明，
性感的对的孩子，你会没事的
相信我
[掌声]
呃呃呃我会的只是在
街上撒尿哦，这太好了，你
试试
哦，该死的，我把它弄到了我的裤子上，我
得到
，我们最好把它们脱到楼上，否则
污渍会凝固，是的，我想
今晚穿这条裤子哦
太好了，再见，我的上帝
太令人难以置信了，好吧，我告诉
你是的，哇，对不起，我不相信
他们的兄弟姐妹，他们的兄弟
和姐妹，好吧，继续前进，我们正在
逐步淘汰口音，逐步淘汰
，所以如果不重新测试他们的结果
，在
实验室，团队将永远不会
在他们的
碳测年仪中识别出最初的错误
在这
点上还有什么问题吗，是的，你的
口音怎么了，又来了，这是什么
废话，好吧，我不是
英语，我来自长岛
岛，我真的很紧张，
口音刚刚出来
我很
抱歉，所以如果我们能回到
的
讲座嗯，有没有关于
问题，嘿大家快乐
古生物学的
感恩节嘿，感恩节快乐，THS
嘿乔发生了什么事，所以我我我需要一个
好的谎言哦好吧整个人怎么样
在月球上行走你知道的事情
你可以看到字符串
人们不不不不我需要一个好的谎言来
解释为什么我今天没去上班
哦，亲爱的，你太臭了，我
不哦，真的好吧，让我问你
昨天在咖啡馆的一件事
我去洗手间，当我
回来时，我的松饼不见了，谁拿走了
，有人打开了
咖啡馆的门，一只浣熊跑了进来
，径直跑向你我
说嘿，别吃那是菲比的
，他说
他说乔伊，你的狮子很臭，我该怎么办
要做什么，别担心，别担心
我们会想出一个好谎言，我会帮助
你练习一下，哦，太棒了，那就太好了
谢谢你，确定做了什么
去机场接奶奶的事情
哦，伙计，代表
美国的棕鸟，我向你致敬
，等一下，Chie，你没有
反手，对不起，小家伙，我有
非常坚固的反手保护你的脸
，像女孩一样尖叫不是
反手，我
像
海军陆战队一样尖叫，好吧在这里看我执行
冠军赛的三个 PS
力量
精准和
华丽，你折断了一个小女孩的腿我
知道我感觉很糟糕，好吧，在这里说
一个布偶在芝麻街被重击
上
晚上你到底在哪里
肯尼什嘿杰克看看窗外
这是我的名字嗨
我记得我拿到第一张
薪水的那天，
一个矿井里发生了一个山洞，八个人被杀了
哇，你在矿井工作过，我在冰雪皇后工作过
为什么
上帝不那么令人兴奋，我赢得了这个我
为它擦桌子，我为
蒸牛奶，它
完全不值得
它是谁F为什么他得到了我所有的
钱我的意思是钱德勒看
那哦，这并没有那么糟糕哦你
很好是的第一份工作你完全可以
完全靠这个生活哦是的
是的嘿顺便说一下很棒的服务
[音乐]
今天凯西凯西嗨凯西
[音乐]
凯西·赛
[音乐]
cavy
cavy 嘿 chanler 你在做什么
在这里我只想说嘿
嘿
好吧，我不可能得到
镜头，我也许他们可以拿起针
并将其喷入我的嘴里，你知道
就像喷枪一样
你好，我是卡林医生，我看到
有人有点过敏
反应是的医生我可以见你
一会儿
拜托，我的兄弟嗯有轻微的恐惧症
关于针头你告诉他我的
了吗我的水枪
想法，我的博士兄弟想
知道是否有任何方法可以治疗这种情况
口服，不，在这种情况下，
必须注射，并且必须
现在
好吧，很好，坐好
嗯医生说必须是针
所以你必须勇敢
好吧，你可以为
我做这个吗？好吧，哦，孩子，你这样做
很好，你想挤压我的手，是的
好吧，好吧，罗斯不要挤压它，所以
坚硬的亲爱的，真的不要挤压它，所以
坚硬的罗斯，我我的手
[音乐]
[英语]
Show
重点词汇
开始练习
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electric /ɪˈlɛktrɪk/ B1 |
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drill /drɪl/ A2 |
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calm /kɑːm/ A2 |
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unit /ˈjuːnɪt/ A2 |
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mine /maɪn/ A1 |
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reader /ˈriːdər/ A2 |
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hypothesized /haɪˈpɒθɪsaɪzd/ C1 |
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Velociraptor /ˌvɛləˈsɪræptər/ B2 |
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threatened /ˈθrɛtənd/ B1 |
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emit /ɪˈmɪt/ B2 |
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predator /ˈprɛdəṭər/ B2 |
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conjecture /kənˈdʒɛktʃər/ C1 |
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intimidating /ɪnˈtɪmɪdeɪtɪŋ/ B2 |
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removal /rɪˈmuːvəl/ B1 |
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glaucoma /ˌɡlɔːˈkoʊmə/ C1 |
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infection /ɪnˈfɛkʃən/ B1 |
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impish /ˈɪmpɪʃ/ B2 |
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重点语法结构
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oh sorry did I get you no you didn't get me it's an electric drill you get me you kill me
➔ 间接疑问句和习语
➔ 这句话使用了间接疑问句（“did I get you?”）和习语“you get me, you kill me”，表达了幽默或恼怒。结构“you get me”作为一种口语化的方式表达“我理解你”。
-
calm down do you want this unit or not
➔ 祈使句和反问句
➔ “Calm down”是祈使句，给出直接命令。“Do you want this unit or not”是反问句，提供二选一的选择并期望确认。
-
and we're out of here okay I'm going to Monica's
➔ 缩写和“going to”的将来时
➔ “We're”是“we are”的缩写。“I'm going to Monica's”使用“going to”的将来时表达计划好的意图。
-
fine and it was Ern molrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor when threatened would expand its collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten off its Predator
➔ 分裂句和过去虚拟语气
➔ 这句话使用了分裂句（“It was Ern Molrat who…”）来强调是谁提出了假设。“would”结构暗示了一种假设情况（迅猛龙受到威胁）。
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oh my God what does that thing do uh that's an eye removal machine
➔ 感叹词和语篇标记
➔ “Oh my God”是一个表达惊讶的感叹词。“Uh”是一个语篇标记，表示犹豫。这句话展示了一个快速的对话交流。
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