[Music]
00:00
let me ask you why is everybody using
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these tiny little lights nowadays I
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remember when people used to use big
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lights that's a good story
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Grandpa hey hey hey wow Monica's letting
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other people help decorate her tree did
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someone get her drunk again
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or having a perfectly decorated tree is
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not what Christmas is about it's about
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being with the people that you love that
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is nice and we're done taada
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I don't know what it is just doesn't
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quite feel like Christmas to me oh
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yes see now it feels like
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Christmas St sat on Santa's lab asked
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him to bring my friends all kinds of
00:46
crap said all you need is to write them
00:49
a song they haven't heard it yet so
00:52
don't try to sing
00:55
along no don't sing along
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[Music]
01:00
Monica
01:02
Monica have a happy
01:04
[Music]
01:07
Hanukah saw Santa Claus he said hello to
01:08
Ross and please tell Joey Christmas will
01:16
be
01:21
snowing and Rachel and
01:23
Chandler how
01:27
[Music]
01:30
happy holidays everybody hey hey hey hey
01:33
how much did you guys tip the super this
01:36
year yeah we were going to give 50 but
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if you guys gave more we don't want to
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look bad oh actually this year we just
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made him homemade
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cookies and 25 it
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is you gave him cookies money is so
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impersonal cookie says someone really
01:50
cares all right we're broke but cookies
01:53
do say
01:56
that I can see that played a brownies
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once told me a
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limmer PE let me ask you something were
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these uh funny
02:06
brownies not
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especially but you know what I think
02:10
they had pot in
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them so you guys who else did you tip
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with
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cookies uh the mailman the
02:18
super oh and the newspaper delivery
02:22
guy oh my God what uh I don't think
02:25
you're going to like
02:30
this oh gosh oh there's a cookie smashed
02:32
in the sports
02:36
section oh look and he did my crossword
02:37
puzzle yeah but not very well unless 14
02:40
across gerswin musical actually is bite
02:43
me bite me bite me bite okay okay here's
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a good one of us wow that is a good one
02:49
wow looks like a like a holiday card you
02:53
know with the tree in the middle and the
02:55
the skaters and the snow you know every
02:56
year I say I'm going to send out holiday
02:59
cards and I never do it do you want to
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do you want to send this one out
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together together like to to
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people yeah you know happy holidays from
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Mona and Ross it'll be cute
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okay
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okay oh I got to get to work so call me
03:18
later oh sure sure bye guys
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bye congratulations you just got married
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I no can you believe that wait I'm I'm
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sorry what's the big deal about a
03:33
holiday card married couple send out
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cards famili send out cards people
03:38
who've been dating for a couple of
03:40
months do not send out cards what what
03:42
is she crazy hey hey hey hey hey that's
03:44
your wife you're talking
03:45
about H and Merry Christmas oh thank you
03:49
sir here's some
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Joy hey want to see how it's going well
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it's going okay oh good here let me help
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you out oh thanks yeah
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wow is that a new sleed jacket it looks
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really
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expensive yeah I
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guess just get your nails
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done yes baby but this is all I have
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okay okay thanks happy holidays here's
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your joy thank
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you thank you happy holidays and wait
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you you can't take the money out I'm
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making change I need change for the bus
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but can't you leave the dollar this
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money's for the poor I'm poor I got to
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take the
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bus okay season's greetings and
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everything but still bite me
04:40
Blondie oh I'm going to give him
04:44
something besides Joy just that's not
04:47
someone that I would would be attracted
04:49
to but right now with the way I'm
04:51
feeling all I want to do is rip off his
04:53
sweatpants and fanny
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pack wait a second this is about the
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fourth month of your pregnancy right
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yeah this is completely normal around
05:03
the fourth month your hormones start
05:05
going crazy really so this has happened
05:06
to you oh absolutely yeah oh and keep in
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mind now I was carrying triplets so you
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know in medical terms I was I was Thrice
05:14
as
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Randy wow this explains so much last
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weekend I went from store to store
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sitting on Santa's
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laps yeah yeah I remember trying to
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steal the cardboard cut out of a Vander
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Holyfield from a Foot Locker uh
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yeah well you know what I go see my
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doctor tomorrow I'll ask her about this
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maybe she can give me a pill or
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something yeah yeah that's what you need
05:39
a good
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pill hey hello sir you here to return
05:44
those
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pants no these are my
05:54
pants oh oh
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okay how can I help you well um do you
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have a Santa outfit left 2 days before
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Christmas sorry man okay look do do you
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have anything uh Christmasy I promis my
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son and I I really don't want to
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disappoint him um come on I you got to
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have
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something I'm the holiday
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armadillo I'm a friend of Santa and he
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sent me here to wish you a Merry
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Christmas what happened to Santa holiday
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armadillo Santa was unavailable so close
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to
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Christmas oh come in have a seat you
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must be exhausted coming all the way
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from
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Texas Texas that's right Ben I'm Santa's
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representative for all the Southern
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States and
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Mexico what Santa sent me here to give
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you these presents Ben maybe the lady
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will help me with these presents
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[Applause]
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wow thanks you're welcome Ben Merry
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Christmas o and happy
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Hanukah are you for Hanukkah too because
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I'm part Jewish you are me
07:44
too because armadillos also wandered in
07:48
the
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desert he sprained to his sleigh to his
07:54
team gave a whistle and away they all
07:57
flew like the down of a thistle but I
07:59
heard him exclaim a he drove out of
08:02
sight Merry Christmas to all and to all
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a good
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night
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wow that was great you really wrote
08:13
that uh-huh say goodbye elves I'm off to
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Tulsa I can't believe you're not going
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to be here for Christmas you're really
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not coming back yeah we have all this
08:26
paperwork and to be filed by the end of
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the year if I don't get it done I'll be
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fired just it's so unfair you don't even
08:32
like your job so who does oh I like my
08:34
job I can't wait to go back to work I
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Can't Get Enough
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dinosaurs I'm sorry I won't be here just
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it's hard enough not seeing you during
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the week but for
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Christmas what this is what you have to
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do I understand
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thanks I'll see you New Year's Day
08:57
you're not going to be here New Year's
09:00
Eve did I not mention that
09:02
no and you all a good
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[Music]
09:09
night Die Hard still great
09:13
yeah hey what do you say we make it a
09:17
double feature what else did you in Die
09:19
Hard
09:22
too Joey this is die hard one again
09:23
but we watch it a second time and it's
09:29
die hard
09:31
too Joey we just saw it and and it would
09:32
be cool to see it again
09:36
[Applause]
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yeah hey what are you guys doing making
09:44
holiday candy for the Neighbors I'm
09:47
sorry
09:50
who I'm going to hang this basket on the
09:51
door and then when the neighbors walk by
09:54
they can all take a
09:55
piece but we don't know the neighbors I
09:58
do there's a let's say guy with a
10:01
mustache smokes a lot lady and kids I've
10:04
seen and a red-haired guy who does not
10:08
like to be called
10:10
Rusty see this is exactly why I'm making
10:12
this candy we can learn their names and
10:15
get to know our neighbors wouldn't it be
10:17
easier if we just
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moved you look in the kitchen I will
10:20
look in the back closet I can save you
10:22
time ladies I'm right
10:24
here yeah Chandler one don't you take a
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walk this doesn't concern
10:30
you we are looking for our Christmas
10:32
presents for Monica what that's terrible
10:34
no no we do it every year oh well that
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that makes it not
10:40
terrible no yeah we never find them
10:42
she's always best at us that Wy
10:44
minks yeah don't worry we're just going
10:48
to search here for an hour and then
10:50
we're going to go over to Joy's and
10:52
search okay no not okay you can't look
10:53
for Monica's presence oh no we have to
10:55
no you don't have to and you can't
10:58
because I I live here
11:00
too well then you should look with
11:02
us why Chandler aren't you worried about
11:06
what to get Monica for Christmas no I
11:09
have a great idea for a present for her
11:11
oh that's it a great idea
11:13
okay Chand that's not enough I mean what
11:16
if she gets you a great present two
11:19
medium presents and then a bunch of
11:20
little presents and you've just gotten
11:22
her one great present I mean that's just
11:23
going to make her feel bad why would you
11:25
do that to her Chandler why why
11:26
if I helped we could find him faster
11:31
that's
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right hey rage you know what I think I
11:33
think I know what'll make you feel
11:37
better how about you make a list about
11:38
me what forget it Ross no I'm not going
11:41
to stand here and make a list of okay
11:44
you're whiny you are you're obsessive
11:46
you are insecure you're you're gutless
11:49
you know you don't ever you don't just
11:52
sort of seize the day you know you like
11:53
me for what a year and you didn't do
11:55
anything about it and uh
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oh you wear too much of that gel in your
11:59
hair see there you uh all right you you
12:05
did what I
12:09
said yeah and you know what you're right
12:10
I do feel better thank you
12:13
Ross
12:17
hey hey what are you doing here well I I
12:19
thought a lot about what you said and um
12:22
I realized I maybe I was a little
12:25
judgmental yeah oh but oh now pH
12:27
remember hey they're just fulfilling
12:31
their Christmas Destiny sure
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yes
12:38
okay yikes that one doesn't look very
12:40
fulfilled oh that's uh that's one of the
12:43
old ones he's just taking it to the back
12:45
you keep the old ones in the back that
12:47
is so
12:50
aist but we have to make room for the
12:52
fresh ones so what happens to the old
12:54
guys well they go into the
12:57
chipper well I have a feeling that's not
13:00
as happy as it
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sounds
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[Applause]
13:08
no hey
13:14
hey Chandler Bing hi honey we're all
13:17
here we just want to wish you a Merry
13:20
Christmas Merry Christmas
13:21
Merry a merry Christmas I miss you guys
13:26
so is it horrible is everybody working
13:29
really hard uh well no it's just uh me
13:31
and
13:34
Wendy Wendy that sounds like a girl's
13:34
name it is did I not tell you about her
13:38
mhm about the time you told me about New
13:42
Year's Eve where's everybody else I sent
13:43
them home oh you are such a good boss is
13:47
she
13:51
pretty uh uh answer faster answer faster
13:53
I don't know answer better answer
13:58
better I don't think of her that way you
14:01
know I she's a uh she's a colleague what
14:03
does she do there oh she's regional vice
14:05
president she's just below me she did
14:07
what below
14:14
me oh wait is Wendy the runnerup Miss
14:18
Oklahoma
14:21
what well she she didn't win
14:24
well maybe I should let you and the
14:29
second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get
14:30
back to work well second prettiest that
14:32
year I mean of all the girls in Oklahoma
14:34
she's probably oh Chandler stop
14:37
talking honey there's really nothing to
14:40
worry about okay I'm serious okay Merry
14:43
Christmas Merry Christmas Merry
14:49
Christmas you guys
14:51
the wife says hi ah fun conversation oh
15:00
well she's just got this weird idea that
15:04
uh you know just because you and I are
15:07
alone that something's going to happen H
15:08
really H that be so
15:12
terrible this is probably the wrong
15:17
thing to be worrying about but you're
15:19
getting Ham on my only tie it's a
15:23
slinky remember huh a walks downstairs a
15:27
loner impairs everyone knows
15:31
it just a Big
15:34
Spring all right you're still mad at me
15:37
because of the whole horrible and
15:39
degrading list of reasons not to be with
15:41
me how about from now on we just call it
15:43
the unfortunate
15:44
incident hey gun you got stairs in your
15:48
place yeah yeah go nuts there we
15:51
go hey guys hey hey
15:56
what's in the
16:00
bag just some presents come on show us
16:01
what you
16:04
bought you know you want
16:05
to okay 10 blocks down five to go oh
16:08
wait stop stop up well I'm sorry do you
16:14
need a
16:17
break my boat's in tan hey can you get a
16:19
little closer so I can see the price I
16:22
can see it from right here it'll cost
16:23
you one
16:26
husband okay I'm I'm sorry I think I I
16:27
can walk the rest of the way now just
16:29
just give me my
16:31
boots I don't have your boots well I
16:33
don't have them either where are they
16:36
well why don't you check in one of my
16:37
saddle bags while I chew on a bail of
16:39
hay God we got to go back and get them
16:44
honey are you seriously ever going to
16:47
wear the boots
16:48
again okay I'm never going to wear them
16:50
again just didn't get a chance to say
16:52
goodbye you know what you can say
16:56
goodbye to the tan
16:58
ones
16:59
okay all
17:01
right okay bye boots wait half
17:03
[Music]
17:10
off guys there's uh somebody I'd like
17:14
you to
17:17
meet wait wait what is that that would
17:20
be Marcel you want to say hi no no I
17:24
don't oh he is precious where did you
17:26
get him my friend bethl rescued him from
17:29
some lab that is so cruel why why would
17:30
a parent name their child
17:34
[Laughter]
17:35
bethl hey that monkey's got a Ross on
17:38
his
17:41
[Laughter]
17:42
ass Ross is he going to live with you
17:46
like in your apartment yeah I mean it's
17:48
been kind of quiet since Carol left so
17:51
why don't you just get a roommate uh I
17:53
don't know I think you reach a certain
17:55
age having a roommate is just kind of
17:57
pathet sorry that's that's pathet which
18:02
is sanskrit for a really cool way to
18:05
[Music]
18:06
live I just got us reservations at
18:09
Michelle's and tickets to The Music Man
18:11
to celebrate our first holiday season as
18:13
a betrothed couple betro betr
18:16
couple
18:20
hey a
18:23
theves
18:30
skull oh yeah it's my mom's oh my
18:31
God no it's not it's not my mom it
18:35
belonged to my
18:38
mom yeah no she used to put it out every
18:40
Christmas to remind us that even though
18:43
it's Christmas people still
18:45
die and you can put candy in
18:48
it hey hey hey licorice
18:54
sure hey I just found out I get B for
19:00
the holidays this year great are you
19:02
going to dress up as Santa nope I mean I
19:04
know Susan does every year but I think I
19:07
want to take this year to teach him all
19:10
about Hanukkah and maybe I could teach
19:11
Ben about the Christmas skull and how
19:13
people
19:15
die you may need to use this year to
19:16
teach Ben about Phoebe was that that
19:18
little bit of oil that should have
19:21
lasted just one day burned for eight
19:23
whole days that's that's right and
19:27
that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today
19:29
the end awesome
19:32
yeah my favorite part was when Superman
19:34
flew all the Jews out of
19:38
Egypt the armadillo was actually not so
19:44
thrilled about that
19:47
part okay Ben it's time to light the
19:50
Hanukkah candles
19:54
hey oh wow looks like the Easter Bunny's
20:06
funeral in
20:09
here come on come on we we're lighting
20:13
the candles come
20:15
[Music]
20:18
on I understand why Superman is here but
20:20
why is there a porcupine at the Easter
20:23
Bunny's funeral
20:25
who is that don't worry I'm brave I am
20:28
brave I I am
20:32
brave oh no no no no
20:35
no can you tell me who is there
20:38
please my name's Gary I live
20:41
upstairs hi hi do you know what time it
20:47
is it's candy
20:50
time my roommate says that they taste
20:52
like little drops of Heaven oh please
20:54
did you hear that little drop to
20:59
Heaven 4
21:02
a.m. so can I get some C I am sorry but
21:04
some of us have to get up early and go
21:08
to
21:10
work he does not know that I am not some
21:11
of
21:14
us um listen I'm sorry but I I'll put
21:16
some out first thing in the morning well
21:19
okay I'll swing by later you live in
21:21
this
21:23
building seems like I would have
21:25
remembered you
21:27
night
21:31
gar hey look at this they're lighting
21:34
the big Christmas tree tonight um that
21:37
paper's 2 weeks
21:39
old all right who keeps leaving old
21:41
newspapers in the
21:43
trash I really wanted to take Kathy to
21:46
this I can't believe I missed it hey you
21:49
know at least you have somebody to miss
21:51
that stuff with hate being alone this
21:53
time of year next thing you know it'll
21:55
be Valentine's Day day then my birthday
21:57
then bang before you know it they're
21:59
lighting that damn tree
22:01
again I want
22:04
somebody you know I want a
22:09
man I mean it doesn't even have to be a
22:17
big relationship you know just like a
22:19
fling would be great really I didn't
22:21
think girls ever just wanted a fling
22:23
well let me tell you something it's been
22:25
a long time since I've have been
22:27
flung well I know what I'm giving you
22:30
for
22:32
Christmas you know what there's some
22:36
nice guys in my office you want me to
22:38
set you up yeah wait a minute it's been
22:39
a long time that I've been single how
22:42
come you've never offered this before
22:44
well I have a girlfriend I'm I'm
22:46
happy so I no longer feel the need to go
22:48
out of my way to stop others from being
22:50
happy okay no accountants oh and no from
22:54
like legal I don't like guys with boring
22:58
jobs oh and Ross was like what a lion
23:00
tamer hey oh my God
23:04
hey look at that it's a Christmas
23:10
miracle what are you doing here I wanted
23:14
to be with you I missed you so much hey
23:17
hey uh who' you miss the most
23:22
Monica gotcha
23:25
I never want to leave you again but I
23:30
thought if you left you'd get fired
23:33
turns out they can't fire me because I
23:35
quit what what you you really quit your
23:38
job yeah it was a stupid job and I could
23:42
not stand leaving you and why should I
23:44
be the only one who doesn't get to do
23:47
what he really wants to do what do you
23:48
really want to do I have not thought
23:51
this
23:53
through oh my God I know I I should have
23:55
talked to you first about it no I think
23:58
that this is what you want to do I think
24:00
it's
24:02
great
24:03
thanks janler your being here is the
24:05
best Christmas present I could have ever
24:08
imagined Now give me my real
24:11
gift okay this way is on so this
24:14
is
24:21
off did you just break the radiator no
24:24
no I was turning the knob and and here
24:27
it
24:31
is well put it
24:32
back it uh it won't go back call the
24:36
super here let me try oh oh that's right
24:40
I forgot about your ability to fuse
24:44
metal hey it's Funny's cousin not funny
24:46
hi Mr trigger hi it's Rachel Green from
24:51
upstairs yes somebody uh broke our knob
24:53
on the radiator and it's really hot in
24:57
here yes it's it's hot enough to bake
25:00
cookies well do you think we could have
25:05
a new one by
25:07
6 what no no Tuesday we can't wait until
25:08
Tuesday we're having a party tonight
25:12
okay tip the man no if he doesn't like
25:14
our cookies too bad I'm not going to be
25:16
blackmailed look if worse comes to worse
25:19
it gets a little warm we'll call it a
25:21
theme party hey here's a theme come on
25:23
in live like bacon honey I'm home
25:25
from the tequila
25:29
factory it was awful to get out of going
25:30
to dinner with Doug I told him that you
25:34
and I split up so then he took me to all
25:35
these strip clubs and sleazy bars and
25:37
then when I wouldn't give him my wedding
25:40
ring he threw a soda can at a
25:41
bird here I could breathe through my
25:44
mouth you know what the worst part was I
25:49
got to see what my life would be like
25:52
without you you know it was like uh It's
25:54
a Wonderful Life with La
25:56
dances please promise me that you will
26:00
never leave me that we will grow old
26:03
together and be with each other for the
26:05
rest of our
26:07
lives I
26:09
promise hey speaking of together how
26:12
about we send out a holiday card this
26:15
year oo I I don't know if we're there
26:16
yet
26:19
[Music]
26:21
歌词与翻译
[中文]
[音乐]
让我问你为什么现在每个人都使用
这些小灯我
记得人们以前使用大灯
这是一个好故事
爷爷嘿嘿嘿哇莫妮卡让
其他人帮忙装饰她的树
有人又把她灌醉了
或者拥有一棵装饰完美的树
不是圣诞节的意义
和你爱的人在一起
很好，我们就结束了
我不知道这是什么，只是
对我来说感觉不像圣诞节哦
是的，现在明白了，感觉就像
圣诞节 St 坐在圣诞老人的实验室里要求
他给我的朋友带来各种各样的
废话说你所需要的就是给他们写一首歌
他们还没听过，所以
不要尝试跟着唱
，不，不要跟着唱
[音乐]
莫妮卡
莫妮卡有一个快乐的
[音乐]
光明节看到了圣诞老人，他向
罗斯问好，请告诉乔伊圣诞节将
...
下雪，瑞秋和
钱德勒
[音乐]
祝大家节日快乐嘿嘿嘿嘿
今年
年你们给了多少小费是的，我们本来打算给50，但是
如果你们给更多，我们不想
看起来很糟糕哦，实际上今年我们只是
给他自制了
饼干，25个
是你们给的他饼干的钱是如此
客观的饼干说有人真的
关心我们破产了，但饼干
确实说
我可以看到它玩了布朗尼
曾经告诉我一个
较弱的PE让我问你一些事情是
这些呃有趣
布朗尼不是
特别是但你知道我怎么想
他们里面有大麻
你们这些家伙，你们还有谁给小费
用
饼干呃邮递员
超级哦还有报纸投递
家伙哦我的上帝什么呃我不认为
你会喜欢
这个哦天哪哦体育运动中有一块饼干被砸碎了
...
部分哦，看，他做了我的填字游戏
拼图是的，但不是很好，除非14
跨越gerswin音乐剧实际上是咬
我咬我咬我咬好吧好吧这里是
我们中的一个好人哇这是一个好人
哇看起来像一张节日贺卡，你
知道中间有棵树，
滑冰者和你每
年都认识的雪我说我要寄出
节日贺卡，但我从来没有这样做过，你想
你想寄出这张卡片吗
一起喜欢给
人是的，你知道
莫娜和罗斯节日快乐，它会很可爱
好吧
好吧哦，我要去工作了，所以稍后给我打电话
哦，当然再见，大家
再见，恭喜你你刚结婚
我不，你能相信吗，等等，我
抱歉
节日贺卡有什么大不了的已婚夫妇寄出
卡片家人寄出卡片
已经约会了
个月的人不寄出卡片什么
她疯了嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿那是
你的妻子你是谈论
关于H和圣诞快乐哦谢谢你
先生这里有一些
快乐嘿想看看进展如何
一切顺利哦很好让我帮助
你出去哦谢谢是的
哇，这是一件新的雪橇夹克，它看起来
真的
很贵是的我
猜只是做指甲
完成了，是的，宝贝，但这就是我的全部了
好吧，谢谢，节日快乐，这是
你的快乐，谢谢
你谢谢你，节日快乐，等等
你不能把钱拿出来，我
找零钱，我需要找公交车零钱
但你不能把美元留下吗
钱是给穷人的，我很穷，我必须
拿走
巴士好吧，季节的问候和
一切，但仍然咬我
金发女郎哦，我要给他
除了欢乐之外的东西，只是那不是
我会被吸引
的人，但现在以我的方式
感觉我想做的就是脱掉他的
运动裤和范妮
包，等等，这是关于
你怀孕第四个月的事情，对吧
是的，这在
你的荷尔蒙开始分泌的第四个月左右是完全正常的
真的很疯狂，所以这件事发生在你身上
哦，绝对是的哦，请记住
现在我怀着三胞胎，所以你
从医学角度知道我是我是三次
作为
兰迪哇，这解释了很多上
周末我从一家商店到另一家商店
坐在圣诞老人的
圈上是的，我记得试图
从Foot Locker偷走从范德
霍利菲尔德剪下来的纸板呃
是的，你知道我明天去看我的
医生我会问她这件事
也许她可以给我一粒药或
一些东西，是的，这就是你需要的
一颗好药
嘿，你好，先生，你回来了
那些
裤子，不，这是我的
裤子哦哦
好吧，我能帮你什么忙，你呢
在圣诞节前两天还剩下一件圣诞老人服装
圣诞节对不起，伙计，你看，你好吗？
有什么圣诞礼物，我答应我的
儿子和我，我真的不想
让他失望，来吧，我你必须
有
一些东西，我过节了
犰狳，我是圣诞老人的朋友，他
派我来这里祝你快乐
圣诞节，圣诞老人假期发生了什么事
犰狳圣诞老人太近了
到
圣诞节哦，进来坐吧，你
一定很累
从
得克萨斯州来了，是的本我是圣诞老人的
代表，代表所有南部
州和
墨西哥圣诞老人派我来这里给
你这些礼物本也许那位女士
会帮我拿这些礼物
[鼓掌]
哇，谢谢你，不客气，本·梅里
圣诞节快乐
光明节也是你的光明节，因为
我是犹太人的一部分，你也是我
因为犰狳也徘徊在其中
他扭到雪橇上的
沙漠，他的
团队吹响了一声口哨，他们全都
像蓟花一样飞走了，但我
听到他惊呼，他驶出了
的视线，祝所有人圣诞快乐
一个美好的
之夜
哇，太棒了，你真的写了
，嗯哼说再见精灵我要去
塔尔萨，我不敢相信你不去
来这里过圣诞节，你真的
不会回来了是的，我们有所有这些
文件，要在
年年底之前提交，如果我没有完成，我会
被解雇，这太不公平了，你甚至
不喜欢你的工作，所以谁会喜欢哦，我喜欢我的工作
工作，我迫不及待地想回去工作，我
无法得到足够的
恐龙，对不起，我不会在这里
这周
见不到你已经够难的了，但是
圣诞节这就是你必须做的
我明白吗
谢谢，元旦见
你不会的在新年前夜
我没有提到
不，你们都很好
[音乐]
之夜《虎胆龙威》仍然很棒
是的，嘿，你说我们把它做成
双重功能，你在《虎胆龙威》中还做了什么
硬
太乔伊，这又是《虎胆龙威》
，但我们看第二遍，它是
《死而复生》
也是乔伊，我们刚刚看到了它，
再次看到它会很酷
[掌声]
是啊嘿，你们在做什么
为邻居们制作节日糖果我
对不起
谁我要把这个篮子挂在
门上，然后当邻居走过
时他们都可以拿一块
，但我们不认识邻居，我
有一个留着
小胡子的家伙，我见过很多女士和孩子，还有一个红头发的家伙，
...
不喜欢被称为
生锈，这正是我制作
这种糖果的原因，我们可以了解他们的名字，
了解我们的邻居如果我们只是这样，不是会更容易
...
让你去厨房看看，我会
看看后面的衣柜，我可以节省你
时间，女士们，我是对的
在这里，是的，钱德勒，你不走一走吗
走走，这不重要
你我们正在为莫妮卡寻找我们的圣诞
礼物，那太可怕了
不不，我们每年都会这样做，哦，好吧，
这使它不
可怕，不，我们从来没有找到他们
她总是最擅长我们，Wy
水貂是啊，别担心，我们只是去
在这里搜索一个小时，然后
我们要去乔伊那里
搜索好吧不不行你不能寻找
莫妮卡的存在哦不，我们必须
不，你不需要，你也不能
因为我在这里
住得太好了，那么你应该和我们一起看看
为什么钱德勒你不担心
给莫妮卡买什么圣诞礼物不，我
有一个好主意给她一份礼物
哦，这是一个好主意
好吧，钱德这还不够，我的意思是
如果她给你一个很棒的礼物，两个
中等大小的礼物，然后是一堆
件小礼物，而你刚刚得到了
她的一份很棒的礼物，我的意思是，这只会
会让她感到难过，为什么你要这样对待她的钱德勒，为什么为什么
...
如果我帮忙，我们可以更快地找到他
那是
对了，嘿，愤怒，你知道我在想什么，我
我想我知道什么会让你感觉更好
你做一个怎么样？列出关于
我的事情，忘了吧罗斯，不，我不会
站在这里列一张清单
你发牢骚，你是你痴迷
你没有安全感，你是你无能
你知道你不知道，你不只是
抓住你知道你喜欢的那一天
我一年了，你没有做
任何关于它的事情，呃
哦，你的头发上的凝胶太多了
看到那里，呃，好吧，你
做了我
说的，是的，你知道你是对的
我确实感觉好多了，谢谢你
罗斯
嘿嘿，你在这儿做什么呢，我
想了很多关于你所说的话，嗯
我意识到我可能有点
评判是啊哦但是哦现在pH值
记住嘿他们只是在实现
他们的圣诞节命运当然
是的
好吧，哎呀，一个看起来不太
实现哦，那是呃，那是一个
的老家伙，他只是把它带到后面
你把旧的放在后面，
太
了，但我们必须为
新鲜的家伙腾出空间，所以老
家伙会发生什么，他们会进入
削片机井，我有一种感觉，
不像听起来那么快乐
...
[掌声]
不嘿
嘿钱德勒·宾嗨亲爱的我们大家
在这里我们只想祝你快乐
圣诞节快乐
圣诞快乐我想念你们
所以每个人都工作太可怕了
真的很努力呃好吧不只是呃我
和
温迪温迪听起来像个女孩
名字是，我没有告诉你关于她的事
嗯，关于你告诉我关于新年的事
除夕，我送他们回家的其他人都在哪里
哦，你真是个好老板
她
漂亮呃呃回答快一点回答快
我不知道回答更好回答
更好我不那样想她
我知道她是一个呃她是同事
她在那里做什么哦她是地区副
总统她就在我下面她做了
下面什么
我哦等等是亚军温迪小姐
俄克拉荷马州
她没有赢
好吧也许我应该让你和俄克拉荷马州
第二漂亮的女孩得到
回到工作岗位吧
那年我是说俄克拉荷马州所有女孩中第二漂亮的
她可能是哦钱德勒别说了
说亲爱的真的没什么好说的
担心好吧我是认真的好吧快乐
圣诞节快乐圣诞快乐
圣诞节你们
妻子说嗨啊有趣的谈话哦
好吧，她只是有一个奇怪的想法，
呃，你知道，仅仅因为你和我
独自一人，就会发生一些事情H
真的H，太
可怕，这可能是错误的
值得担心的事情，但你
把火腿放在我唯一的领带上，这是
的紧身记得吧，一个
孤独者下楼会伤害所有人知道
这只是一个大春天
好吧，你还在生我的气
因为所有可怕的和
有辱人格的理由不和
我在一起，从现在开始我们就称之为
不幸的
事件嘿枪你在你的
地方有楼梯是的，疯狂吧我们
去嘿伙计们嘿嘿
...
包里有什么，只是一些礼物，快来给我们看看
你
买了什么，你知道你想要
好的，再往前走 10 个街区，再走 5 个街区就可以了哦
等等，停停吧，我很抱歉，你
需要
把我的船晒黑了，嘿，你能靠近一点
吗，这样我就可以看到我
可以的价格从这里看，这会花费
你一个
丈夫，好吧，对不起，我想我
现在可以走完剩下的路了，只要
把我的
靴子给我吧，我没有你的靴子，我
也没有，他们在哪里
好吧，当我咀嚼着一个东西时，你为什么不把我的一个
马鞍包托运呢？
干草的保释上帝，我们得回去拿它们
亲爱的，你真的要
再穿靴子
吗？好吧，我再也不会穿它们
，只是没有机会说
再见，你知道你能说什么
再见晒黑
的
好吧
好吧，再见靴子等一半
[音乐]
朋友们，有一个人我想
你
见面，等等那是什么
是马塞尔，你想打个招呼，不不我
不要哦，他很珍贵，你在哪里
把他从
某个实验室救了出来，我的朋友贝塞尔把他从一个如此残酷的实验室救了出来，为什么为什么会
一位家长为他们的孩子命名
[笑声]
贝瑟尔嘿，那只猴子的
上有一个罗斯
[笑声]
屁股罗斯他会和你住在一起吗
就像在你的公寓里一样，是的，我的意思是，自从卡罗尔离开后，
一直很安静，所以
你为什么不找个室友呢，呃，我
不知道，我想你到了一定的
年龄，有一个室友只是一种
pathet抱歉，这就是pathet，其中
是梵文，意思是一种非常酷的方式
[音乐]
现场直播我刚刚在
米歇尔餐厅预订了门票，并获得了音乐人
的门票，以庆祝我们作为
一对未婚夫妇的第一个假期
情侣
嘿一个
theves
头骨哦是的，这是我妈妈的哦我的
上帝不，不是，不是我妈妈
属于我的
妈妈是的，不，她过去每年
圣诞节都会把它拿出来提醒我们，即使
今天是圣诞节，人们仍然会死
你可以放糖果在
嘿嘿嘿甘草
当然嘿我刚刚发现我得到了B
今年的假期很棒吗
要打扮成圣诞老人不我的意思是我
知道苏珊每年都会这样做，但我想我
想用今年的时间教他所有
关于光明节的知识，也许我可以教
本有关圣诞节头骨的知识以及如何做
人
死了，你可能需要用今年的时间来
教本认识菲比，那就是
一点点油，本应
仅持续一天，燃烧了八天
一整天，没错，
这就是我们今天庆祝光明节的原因
很棒的结局
是的，我最喜欢的部分是超人
飞来飞去来自
埃及的犹太人犰狳实际上并没有那么
对此感到兴奋
部分好吧本是时候点燃
光明节蜡烛了
嘿哦哇看起来像复活节兔子的
葬礼
来吧来吧我们正在点燃
蜡烛来了
[音乐]
我明白为什么超人在这里，但是
为什么复活节有一只豪猪
兔子的葬礼
是谁，别担心，我很勇敢，我很勇敢
勇敢，我很
勇敢哦不不不不
不，你能告诉我谁在那儿吗
我叫加里，我住在楼上
嗨嗨你知道现在几点吗
这是糖果吗
我的室友说它们尝起来
就像天堂的小水滴哦，拜托
你听到那颗小水滴到
天堂 4
上午了吗，我可以买一些 C 吗？ 抱歉，但是
我们中的一些人必须早起
去
工作，他不知道我不是
的人
我们嗯，听着，很抱歉，但我会在早上第一件事就放
一些
好吧，我稍后会去你住的
这座
大楼，看起来我会
记住你
晚上
嘿，看看他们正在点亮
今晚的大圣诞树，嗯，
报纸已经两周了
老好吧，谁老把旧的
报纸扔在
垃圾桶里，我真的很想带凯西去
这个，我不敢相信我错过了，嘿，你
知道至少你有一个人想念
那些讨厌独自一人的东西
每年的这个时候你知道
是情人节，然后是我的生日
然后在你意识到之前就爆炸了他们又
点燃了那棵该死的树
我想要
一个你认识的人我想要一个
男人我的意思是它甚至不必是一个
你知道的大关系就像
一夜情真的很棒我不
认为女孩只是想要一夜情
好吧让我告诉你一些事情
我已经 很长一段时间了
很好，我知道我要送你什么
...
圣诞节，你知道吗，我办公室里有一些
好人，你想让我帮你
给你安排一下，是的，等一下，我已经
单身很久了，怎么
你以前从来没有提供过这个
好吧，我有一个女朋友，我
很快乐，所以我不再觉得需要
不遗余力地阻止别人
快乐，好吧，没有会计师哦，不，
像法律一样，我不喜欢那些无聊的
工作哦，罗斯就像一头狮子
驯服了，嘿天啊
嘿，看看这是一个圣诞节
奇迹是什么你在这里做什么我想
和你在一起我非常想念你嘿
嘿呃你最想念谁
莫妮卡的问题
我再也不想离开你了，但我
以为如果你离开你就会被解雇
结果他们不能解雇我，因为我
放弃你真正放弃的
工作是的，这是一份愚蠢的工作，我可以
无法忍受离开你，为什么我要
成为唯一一个不能做的人
他真正想做的事，你
真正想做的事 我没想到
这
通过天哪，我知道我应该
首先和你谈谈这件事，不，我想
这就是你想做的事，我想
这是
太棒了
谢谢詹勒，你在这里是
我能想象到的最好的圣诞礼物
现在给我我真正的
礼物好吧，这样就开着了，所以这
是
了，你刚刚打破了散热器吗？
不，我正在转动旋钮，在这里
它
很好地把它放回去了
呃，它不会回去打电话给这里的
超级让我试试哦哦，对了
我忘记了你熔合
金属的能力，嘿，这是滑稽的表弟，不好笑
嗨，扳机先生，嗨，我是
楼上的雷切尔·格林，是的，有人呃打破了我们散热器上的旋钮
，
这里真的很热，是的，已经热到可以烘烤了
饼干很好，你认为我们可以
买一个新的吗
6 什么不不星期二我们等不及了
星期二我们今晚要开派对
好吧，如果他不喜欢
我们的饼干太糟糕了，我不会被
勒索看看，如果情况变得更糟
天气有点热，我们称之为
主题派对嘿，这是一个主题
像培根蜂蜜一样生活，我从龙舌兰酒
，离开去
工厂回家
和道格共进晚餐真是太糟糕了，我告诉他你
和我分手了，然后他带我去了所有
这些脱衣舞俱乐部和肮脏的酒吧，
然后当我不会给他我的婚礼
戒指，他向
鸟扔了一个汽水罐在这里我可以通过我的
嘴呼吸你知道最糟糕的部分是什么我
看到我的生活会是什么样子
没有你你知道这就像呃这是
与La一起度过美好的生活
请答应我，你会
永远不会离开我，我们都会变老
一起度过
余下的
生，我
保证嘿，一起谈论
今年
年我们寄出一张节日贺卡吧，我不知道我们是否在那儿
还
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重点词汇
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tiny /ˈtaɪni/ A2 |
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decorate /ˈdekəreɪt/ A2 |
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perfectly /ˈpɜːrfɪktli/ B1 |
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love /lʌv/ A1 |
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quite /kwaɪt/ A2 |
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crap /kræp/ C1 |
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song /sɔŋ/ A1 |
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married /ˈmærid/ A2 |
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cookies /ˈkʊkiz/ A1 |
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impersonal /ɪmpɜːrsənl/ B2 |
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limmer /ˈlɪmər/ B2 |
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funny /ˈfʌni/ A2 |
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pot /pɒt/ C1 |
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smashed /smæʃt/ B1 |
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skaters /ˈskeɪtərz/ A2 |
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together /təˈɡeðər/ A1 |
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expensive /ɪkˈspensɪv/ B1 |
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hormones /ˈhɔːrmoʊnz/ C1 |
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重点语法结构
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Monica have a happy Hanukah
➔ 省略主语的祈使句
➔ 这句话是对莫妮卡的直接命令或祝愿。主语“你”是可以理解的，但没有明确说明。这是非正式口语中常见的结构。结构是“动词 + 宾语”。
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I don't know what it is just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me
➔ 使用“doesn't”（do + not）的否定陈述句，以及使用“quite”作为强调词。
➔ 这句话表达了一种不满的情绪。“doesn't”是“does not”的缩写形式，用于否定动词“feel”。“quite”缓和了否定，表明不是完全缺乏圣诞节的感觉，而是感觉减弱了。代词“me”表明这种感觉是个人化的。
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Monica, have you ever considered getting a cat?
➔ 使用倒装助动词“have”的附加疑问句。
➔ 这是一个寻求确认或引出意见的问题。结构“have you”颠倒了通常的主语-动词顺序。这是一种礼貌的方式，可以与莫妮卡展开对话，并评估她对养猫的兴趣。
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I'm sorry I won't be here just it's hard enough not seeing you during the week
➔ 使用“just”作为强调词，以及“hard enough”结构来表达困难。
➔ 'just' 在这里强调了已经存在的困难。“hard enough”意味着一周内看不到对方已经是一个挑战，再增加这种困难是不可能的。这是说话者无法到场的原因。
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