he's coming here for Thanksgiving I know
00:00
it's sick why is it sick because it's
00:02
Richard's son it's like inviting a Greek
00:05
tragedy over for
00:08
dinner hey come on ph you understand
00:09
don't you yeah I could see where I'd be
00:12
your best shot but
00:14
no sorry honey I think it's twisted yeah
00:17
what's Twisted me going out with
00:20
Richard's son
00:22
ew ew ew
00:25
ew sounds like a really bad idea to
00:28
me is he okay in there he's
00:33
fine hey you know man if things work out
00:37
between you and Richard's son you'll be
00:40
able to tell your kids that you slept
00:42
with your
00:44
grandfather fine judge all you want to
00:47
but married a lesbian left a man at the
00:49
altar fell in love with a gay ice dancer
00:51
threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire
00:53
live in a
00:54
box what I'm going to do about this coat
00:58
I'll take
01:01
it that might work oh
01:02
yeah all right what do you think you're
01:10
on in five Miss
01:12
Manelli I needed that car for
01:15
transportation okay I I have a child how
01:18
hot do I look in this
01:21
huh loss a sports car wouldn't it be
01:24
cheaper to just stuff a sock down in
01:27
there that's not what this is about okay
01:30
I I am a sports car Enthusiast I've
01:34
always been into cars hey what's the
01:36
horsepower on this thing I don't know
01:39
but but look how
01:41
shiny I can't believe you bought this so
01:44
can I have a ride dead hop
01:47
in get ready for the smoothest ride of
01:51
your life
01:54
damn
02:20
it okay who's next I'm sure there's some
02:22
friendly way to reconcile this um have a
02:26
seat first of all we have introduced I
02:28
I'm Monica Geller oh my God you are and
02:30
you're Rachel Green yeah Louisa gianetti
02:35
Lincoln high I sat behind you guys in in
02:39
Home
02:42
Room
02:44
Louisa oh my God Monica it's Louisa
02:45
Louisa from Home Room
02:51
yes you have no idea who I am dud no not
02:54
at all
02:58
well maybe that's because you spent four
03:00
years ignoring
03:02
me I mean would it have been so hard to
03:03
say morning Louisa or nice
03:06
overalls oh I'm I'm so sorry it's not so
03:14
much you you were fat you had your own
03:18
problems what are you doing Monica no no
03:25
no don't don't don't don't do it will
03:28
you marry
03:30
[Applause]
03:32
me what a bad idea oh I can't not look
03:35
at
03:39
it tandler why are you doing this I
03:41
don't
03:44
know but I know I'm not afraid to do
03:45
this
03:48
Chandler I'm doing this because I'm
03:49
sorry do you um you really think the
03:54
best reason to get married is because
03:57
you're sorry well no the best reason to
03:59
get married is
04:00
pregnancy sorry is pretty much fourth
04:04
you know behind being ready and actually
04:07
wanting to get
04:09
married will you be my
04:10
wife tayor um I want you to take just a
04:14
minute and I want you to think about how
04:17
ridiculous this
04:19
sounds yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone
04:24
wasn't here right now
04:26
do you know that none of that stuff came
04:30
from me I mean I never said that I
04:32
wanted to have babies and get married
04:33
right now yeah I know but I was really
04:35
confused and then I talk to these guys
04:37
who two divorces and
04:39
Joey hey she's right you
04:42
know yeah but still cheap
04:46
shot come on out honey I'm telling you
04:49
you look good tell her she looks good
04:52
tell her she looks good
04:54
[Applause]
04:58
oh my
05:02
God you look so
05:05
good cannot believe I have to walk down
05:08
the aisle in front of 200 people looking
05:11
like something you drink when you're
05:14
nauseous so don't I don't see why we
05:17
have to go to this thing anyway it's
05:19
your your ex fiance's wedding because I
05:21
promised Mindy I would yeah well you
05:24
promised Barry you'd marry him
05:26
look you guys I have to go I'm the maid
05:30
of honor besides you know what I just
05:32
need to be in a room again with these
05:35
people and feel good about
05:37
myself hello
05:44
all hi
05:47
Dad hi Mr
05:51
Bing
05:54
Nora Charles
05:56
it it's so great to see you both here
06:00
yes although I think we may be seeing a
06:02
little too much of some
06:05
people aren't you a little old to be
06:09
wearing a dress like that don't you have
06:11
a little too much penis to be wearing a
06:13
dress like
06:16
that oh my God I mean my mom never
06:18
thought this would work
06:23
out she was all once a cheater always a
06:25
cheater
06:28
mhm oh I just wish we hadn't lost those
06:31
four
06:34
months but if time was what you needed
06:36
just to gain a little
06:38
perspective we were on the
06:42
break coffee house I'm back and for the
06:46
record it took two people to break up
06:50
this relationship yeah you and that girl
06:53
from that copy place which yesterday you
06:55
took full responsibility for I didn't
06:57
know what I was taking responsibility
07:00
for okay I didn't finish the whole
07:01
letter what I fell asleep you fell
07:04
asleep it was 5:30 in the morning and
07:09
you had rambled on for 18
07:13
Pages front and
07:18
back and by the way y u apostrophe r e
07:22
means you are y are means
07:26
your you know I can't believe I even
07:30
thought of getting back together with
07:32
you we are so
07:34
over fine by
07:37
me oh oh and hey hey hey those little
07:39
spelling tips will come in handy when
07:42
you're at home on Saturday nights
07:44
playing Scrabble with Monica hey
07:45
sorry I just feel bad about all that
07:48
sleep you're going to miss wishing you
07:51
were with me oh no no don't you worry
07:52
about me falling asleep I still have
07:54
your letter
07:57
[Applause]
08:00
oh I'm sorry I I think I think that may
08:03
have missed the table oh do you uh yeah
08:06
do you uh yeah do you uh
08:09
yeah you really find this attractive on
08:12
him oh yeah are you telling me you're
08:14
not even a little turned on by Monica
08:17
right
08:20
now I think this is the first time in
08:26
our marriage that I felt like the more
08:28
attractive
08:30
one all right come on Mike you can beat
08:31
her knock that dog off her
08:33
[Applause]
08:36
head damn it I sleep with
08:39
him game point don't get too cocky
08:44
remember I won the last one oh by the
08:47
way how did that feel losing to a girl
08:49
you know you should really look in the
08:52
mirror before you call yourself that
08:53
no no no and that's how it's
08:59
done oky dokie you've each won a game
09:03
and I've lost what's felt like a year of
09:06
my
09:08
life so everybody goes home a winner
09:08
best out of three that's what I'm
09:11
thinking should I use my invisibility to
09:12
fight crime or for
09:15
evil serve them allall chump all CH okay
09:19
better comebacks Mike better
09:23
comebacks hey hey hey
09:25
and this from the crime for Health
09:30
Department are you wearing
09:31
makeup yes I am as of today I am
09:35
officially Joey tribiani actor/model
09:38
thank you that's so funny cuz I was
09:41
thinking you look more like Joey
09:43
tribiani man/woman
09:44
what were you modeling for well you know
09:48
those posters for the city free clinic
09:51
oh wow so you're going to be one of
09:53
those healthy healthy healthy guys you
09:54
know the asthma guy is really cute
09:56
do you know which one you're going to be
10:00
no no but I hear lime disease is open so
10:01
you
10:03
know good luck man I hope you get it
10:04
thanks hi guys this is Josh Josh these
10:09
are my friends that's
10:13
Ross hey Josh hi
10:16
dudes so did you play in college oh I
10:20
still do next year I hope to make
10:22
Varsity
10:24
though Ross didn't you play uh soccer in
10:26
high school oh no wait that's right you
10:29
just organized their game schedules on
10:31
your Commodore
10:32
64 well it's getting late I got to get
10:34
to the game so I'm going to head
10:36
okay I'll miss
10:44
you
10:46
dope wow cute one very cute I know isn't
10:52
he great so nice to finally be a fun
10:56
relationship you know there's nothing
11:00
boring about him and uh Betty's never
11:02
even set foot in a museum well maybe
11:05
he'll get to go soon you know like on a
11:07
class trip or
11:09
something you know what else is really
11:12
great about him oh what is the word for
11:14
an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys
11:17
in their
11:19
bedroom
11:20
um what was that
11:26
knows it's this dumb thing that Ross
11:29
made up to try to fool our parents it's
11:31
a way of giving the finger without
11:34
actually having to give
11:35
it I remember I cried the night you made
11:38
that up this is the first time I
11:41
realized I was cooler than my big
11:43
brother well I'm going to go get
11:46
ready for my date tonight so uh I'll
11:54
just head
11:58
I'm sorry fees I I guess I'm just really
12:01
sad that I'm leaving I'm going to miss
12:03
you so much well this doesn't have to be
12:05
so sad though you know maybe instead of
12:08
just thinking about how much you're
12:11
going to miss each other you should like
12:12
think about some of the things that
12:13
you're not going to
12:15
miss I don't think there's anything come
12:17
on there's got to be
12:20
something no he's
12:22
perfect I have
12:27
one right okay you can go first uh well
12:31
I guess I'm not going to miss the fact
12:34
that you're never allowed to move the
12:36
phone
12:38
[Laughter]
12:39
pin good that's a good one okay Monica
12:42
anything you know does Rachel move the
12:46
phone
12:47
pen OD
12:49
sometimes always
12:52
actually okay good there you go doesn't
12:55
everyone feel better
12:57
it's not just the phone
13:00
pin I never get my messages you get your
13:03
messages yeah well I don't think it
13:07
really counts if you have to read them
13:08
off the back of your hand after you fall
13:10
asleep on the
13:11
couch so so you missed a message from
13:12
who Chandler or your
13:15
mom or Chandler or your
13:18
mom great it worked no one sad hey who
13:25
wants to uh throw the the ball around a
13:28
little maybe get a little three on three
13:29
going oh that would be so much fun oh
13:31
can I play too I've never played
13:33
football like
13:34
ever great you can cover
13:36
Chandler no no I don't I don't really
13:40
want to play come on man you ever want
13:42
to do anything since you and Janice
13:44
broke up that's not true I wanted to
13:45
wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters
13:47
all day I wanted to start drinking in
13:49
the morning don't say that I don't have
13:52
ghouls CH you have to start getting over
13:54
her all right if you play you get some
13:57
fresh air maybe they'll take your mind
13:59
off Janice and if you don't play
14:00
everyone will be mad at you cuz the
14:03
teams won't be even come
14:04
on all right I'll play Yay let's do it
14:06
Ross what want to play
14:10
football um Monica and I aren't supposed
14:13
to play
14:17
football says who your
14:18
mom
14:22
yes oh hey don't do that on worse than
14:25
the
14:29
thumb hey this is so unfair oh why is it
14:31
unfair this is so I have a flaw big deal
14:34
like Joey's constant knuckle cracking
14:38
isn't annoying and Ross with his over
14:40
pronouncing every single word and Monica
14:42
with that snort when she laughs I mean
14:44
what the hell is that
14:46
thing I accept all those flaws why can't
14:49
you accept me for this
14:52
does the knuckle cracking bother
15:00
everybody
15:05
well I I could live without
15:07
it was it like a little Annoying or is
15:11
it like when Phoebe chews her
15:14
head oh now don't listen to him phes all
15:19
right I think it's endearing oh you do
15:22
do you
15:24
you know there's nothing wrong with
15:31
speaking correctly indeed there
15:33
[Music]
15:36
isn't I should really get back to work
15:39
yeah otherwise someone might get what
15:42
they actually ordered
15:43
well the hair comes out and the gloves
15:47
come
15:49
off with this guy
15:51
right okay okay you have to help us
15:57
decide whose joke this is why do I have
16:00
to decide because you're the only one
16:02
that can be fair I can't be fair you're
16:03
my boyfriend yeah yeah but I'm your
16:06
brother we're family that's the most
16:08
important thing in the
16:10
world don't try to sway her I'm your
16:14
only chance to have a
16:18
baby okay let's go all right um okay
16:23
we'll we'll each tell you um how we came
16:26
up with the joke and then you decide
16:29
which one of us is telling the truth
16:31
me Chandler you go first okay I thought
16:34
of the joke two months ago at lunch with
16:37
Steve oh wait is he the guy that I met
16:39
at Christmas can I finish my story do
16:41
you want me to pick
16:42
you see I would never snap at you like
16:44
that continue Okay so Steve said he had
16:56
to go to the doctor and Steve's doctor's
16:59
name is Dr mpy so I said Dr monkey and
17:01
that is how the whole Dr monkey thing
17:05
came
17:07
up are you
17:11
kidding okay look I I study Evolution
17:14
remember Evolution monkey into man plus
17:18
I'm a doctor and I had a
17:21
monkey I'm Dr
17:27
monkey I'm not arguing with that all
17:32
right I've heard enough I have made my
17:35
decision you are both
17:39
idiots the joke is not funny and it's
17:42
offensive to women and doctors and
17:45
monkeys you shouldn't be arguing over
17:49
who gets credit you should be arguing
17:51
over who gets blamed for inflicting this
17:53
horrible joke upon the world now let it
17:55
go the joke
17:58
sucks it's your joke it it's not Cab's
18:05
ready all right let's go you're welcome
18:08
oh I'm sorry were you speaking to me or
18:12
sleeping with someone
18:13
else we were on a break you know Ross
18:16
why don't you just put that on your
18:19
answering machine hey hey it's valid
18:21
okay and I'm not the only one who thinks
18:23
so Monica agrees with me what
18:24
I don't know fine you can have the bath
18:29
but I am taking your boat now you're
18:32
just a girl in a
18:35
tub hey hi bubbles
18:39
manly well I just thought I would drop
18:42
fine and let you know how I went with
18:44
Joey you told
18:45
her she pulled it out of me she's like a
18:48
conversational
18:51
wizard how did it go well you were wrong
18:52
he doesn't like me what yeah how would
18:55
you like it if I sent you to Lee Major's
18:58
house and I told you that he liked you
19:00
and you went down there and you found
19:02
out that he didn't like you how would
19:03
you
19:04
feel I don't think I'd care really Lee
19:08
major is
19:11
hot hello we're in the
19:13
bathroom why because it's a relaxing and
19:18
enjoyable
19:21
time what are you guys doing in
19:24
here oh my my God a friend he's looking
19:27
at
19:30
differently but it's wrong it's Rachel
19:31
you like Rachel Hey look it's no big
19:35
deal okay Phoebe and I talked about it
19:38
it's just a crush it's going to go away
19:40
dude you got to rearrange your bubbles
19:42
whoa M
19:46
tough
19:50
hey hey rosson I were looking for you
19:51
what are we all doing in
19:54
here oh my
19:56
honey cover it up with the
20:00
boat so Joey um you look familiar are uh
20:03
are you on TV or something well Joey
20:08
doesn't like to talk about it but he's
20:11
one of the stars of Days of Our
20:12
Lives that's right that's right don't
20:16
you play a
20:18
woman a woman in a man's
20:23
body much better
20:26
so you know Ross it's funny cuz you look
20:30
familiar to me too have you ever been
20:32
married well yes yes I have in fact um
20:37
just the other day Kristen and I were
20:41
talking about how I've been married and
20:42
how I have a son yeah little Eric that's
20:45
right wait no
20:48
Ben so you just been married the one
20:52
time then
20:54
well um you've been married
20:58
twice
21:02
yes
21:03
and another time after
21:05
that boy I'm getting
21:10
hungry uh hey Joey have you ever been so
21:13
hungry on a date that when the girl goes
21:17
to the bathroom you eat some of her
21:19
food you said the waiter ate my crab
21:24
cake
21:27
yeah so uh Ross that now why did that
21:30
first marriage break up
21:32
hm was it because the woman was straight
21:34
or because she was a
21:37
lesbian do you two know each other no no
21:41
no just seems like Ross is the kind of
21:44
guy who would marry a woman on the verge
21:46
of being a lesbian and then push her
21:48
over the
21:50
Ash
21:51
OH a well you're just the pretty F Arina
21:55
I've ever seen thank
21:59
you oh wow that deserves another piece
22:02
of candy thank
22:04
you well I have to say that earns tutu
22:09
pieces of
22:11
candy I love you oh oh oh oh honey here
22:13
take it
22:19
[Applause]
22:21
all Monica we need more candy what
22:25
there's only been like four kids yeah I
22:29
know but one of them just said that she
22:30
loved me so I just gave her
22:32
everything no wonder you're
22:34
pregnant your boyfriend has been in
22:36
there for over an hour can't believe it
22:38
it's like I'm living with him again he's
22:40
here when I go to sleep he's here when I
22:42
wake up he's here when I want to use the
22:43
shower feel like I'm 16 all over again
22:45
well you're not 16 you're both adults
22:48
now get out you
22:50
do or you know he's rubber in your glue
22:55
all
23:02
yours I hope you cleaned your hair out
23:04
of the drain I hope you came your hair
23:06
be good shut up
23:08
shut cut it out me
23:12
me I've never wanted you
23:19
more hey hey how was the first day oh
23:24
excellent
23:28
everyone was so so nice see it pays to
23:29
know the man who wears my
23:32
shoes
23:34
me no I didn't tell anybody that I knew
23:37
you why not well because you
23:39
know they don't like
23:42
you what I thought you knew that
23:48
nuh-uh who doesn't like me
23:53
everyone except for um
23:56
no
23:59
everyone what are you talking about
24:02
don't feel bad you know they used to
24:05
like you a lot but then you got promoted
24:07
and you know now you're all like Mr Boss
24:10
Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man
24:12
Bing I can't believe it yeah yeah they
24:17
even do
24:20
you they do
24:22
me you know like um okay um could that
24:24
report be any
24:28
later I don't sound like that oh oh yeah
24:35
you
24:38
do the hills are alive with the
24:40
sound of
24:43
music my scone
24:50
myone okay I don't sound like that that
24:55
is so not
24:58
true that is so not that is so not that
25:01
oh shut
25:05
up you you've been quiet all morning is
25:07
everything okay
25:10
mhm you sure you're all right
25:13
yep okay um well I'm going to go uh grab
25:17
us some breakfast
25:20
FYI there it
25:22
is in the future when a girl asks for
25:25
some ill-advised sympathy sex just do
25:29
it wait wait you're uh you're mad at me
25:33
about last night I was just trying to do
25:36
the right thing really well it seems to
25:39
me if you had done the right thing I
25:42
would not have woken up today feeling
25:43
stupid and embarrassed I would have
25:44
woken up feeling comforted and
25:46
satisfied well oh stop
25:50
that I can't believe this what you I was
25:54
just being a good guy I treated you with
25:57
with respect and understanding oh that
25:59
is so
26:01
hot hey I was looking out for you oh
26:02
really well Ross you know what I am a
26:05
big girl I don't need someone telling me
26:07
what is best for me I got to say I've
26:09
not had sex a lot of times before this
26:12
is the worst ever oh oh really really
26:14
well it wasn't very good for me either
26:18
oh okay you know hey hey you know what
26:20
you know what to avoid this little thing
26:22
in the future let's just say you and me
26:24
never having sex again what that's right
26:25
sex is off the table I am never having
26:28
sex with you
26:31
again hey Phoebe
26:35
fatty hey Chandler why so fancy well I
26:39
got a job interview it's kind of a big
26:42
deal too it's a lot more money and I'd
26:43
be doing data reconfiguration and
26:45
statistical factoring wait I think I
26:47
know someone who does that me I do
26:49
that so seriously do I do I look okay
26:52
I'm a little nervous oh yeah you really
26:55
you look great yeah you know just don't
26:57
get your hopes
26:59
up why not well the interview what about
27:01
it you know you don't make a very good
27:05
first
27:07
impression what oh you don't
27:09
know are you serious yes and when I
27:13
first met you you were
27:16
likeah I was
27:17
like what is it that I do well it's just
27:23
like you're trying to always making
27:26
jokes you know you just you come off a
27:29
little
27:30
needy did you like me when we first met
27:32
chanler I'm not going to lie to
27:35
you but I am going to run away from
27:37
you
27:44
who see Joe that's why your parents told
27:50
you not to jump on the bed
27:53
hey hey oh is it broken no I'm going to
27:58
wear this thing for a couple of weeks
28:02
did you tell the doctor you did it
28:04
jumping up and down on your
28:05
bed no had a whole story worked out but
28:07
then uh Chandler sold me out well I'm
28:10
sorry Joe I didn't think the doctor was
28:13
going to buy that it just fell out of
28:14
the socket I just want to point out I
28:16
never did anything to hurt you in high
28:18
school that's not totally
28:20
true what what well you you did start
28:22
that rumor about Ross making out with
28:26
Mrs Altman our 50-year-old
28:28
librarian how did you know
28:32
that it's
28:38
true
28:39
no yes it is I saw you guys going at it
28:41
behind the card
28:44
catalog I'm sorry when you were in high
28:46
school you made out with a 50-year-old
28:49
woman hey she didn't look 50 did she
28:51
look 16 already had it yeah well we
28:53
called everyone in your phone book and a
28:57
bunch of people came but it took us so
28:58
long to get you here that they they had
29:00
to leave and we wanted to throw you a
29:02
big surprise and a great shower and and
29:05
now you don't have either we ruined
29:08
everything well no wait a minute that's
29:11
not true no what you did that was really
29:13
sweet and it kind of works out for the
29:16
best what do what do you mean well now I
29:19
get to spin my shower with the only
29:21
people I really love I mean and I get
29:23
all those presents without to talk to a
29:27
bunch of people I don't even
29:28
like surprise Monica you know I don't
29:36
know why you're so embarrassed they were
29:39
very nice
29:40
boobies nice they were nice I mean
29:42
that's it I mean mittens are
29:47
nice okay rock hard place me
29:50
[Laughter]
29:55
yeah you're you're so
29:58
funny he's really
30:02
funny I wouldn't want to be there when
30:04
when the laughter
30:06
stops whoa whoa back up there
30:08
Sparky what did you mean by
30:12
that well just seems as though that
30:15
maybe you have intimacy issues you know
30:17
that you use your humor as a way of
30:19
keeping people at a
30:21
distance huh I mean hey I just met you I
30:23
don't know you from
30:27
Adam only child
30:29
right parents divorced before you hit
30:31
puberty uh-huh how did you know that
30:36
it's
30:39
textbook hey you guys you all know my
30:42
Dad hey how long you in the city just
30:46
for a couple of days I got a job Midtown
30:48
I figure I'm better off staying with the
30:51
kid and Hauling my ass back and forth on
30:52
a furry I don't know this one oh this is
30:54
my friend Roger hi hey hey good to meet
30:58
you Roger you too sir what happened to
31:00
the uh puppet guy dad oh oh excuse me so
31:02
Ros how's the
31:08
[Music]
31:10
wife all for
31:11
two uh Chan the quick say something
31:14
funny we're going out with him again you
31:17
know I don't care how much he
31:19
begs I think his begging days are over
31:22
now that he's going out with Nancy
31:24
Branson
31:25
you know what I've just had it with high
31:28
school boys they're just silly they're
31:30
just silly stupid boys I'm going to
31:33
start dating
31:36
men uh I'm sorry Judy I couldn't find
31:38
that bowl you and Jack were looking
31:42
for call them mom and dad you
31:46
loser want to cook everybody has ordered
31:51
I would like to start the celebration
31:54
and make a toast
31:56
to
31:59
Phoebe she dropped your sock a
32:00
what no Emma dropped her sock Mom's here
32:04
I wanted to have lunch with her today
32:08
she told me she was out of
32:09
town she still has not notied that the
32:12
baby sock is on the ground it's a good
32:14
toast will you please get her attention
32:17
oh Mommy
32:21
oh for God's sake Judy pick up the sock
32:33
pick up the sock pick up the
32:35
sock I'm sorry was that rude you know
32:42
what actually I'm kind of glad they're
32:45
leaving cuz uh I need to talk to you
32:47
about
32:50
something what's up well this uh this
32:51
may be a little awkward listen if you
32:53
want to borrow money it's kind of a bad
32:55
time I'm buying dinner for 128 people
32:56
tomorrow night it's it's not that um now
32:59
what I'm going to say to you I'm I'm not
33:03
saying is your friend okay I'm I'm
33:05
saying it as Monica's older brother but
33:07
you're still my friend not for the next
33:09
few
33:11
minutes during this time are you are you
33:12
still my best man
33:15
nope do I still call you Ross
33:18
okay you guys are getting married
33:22
tomorrow and and I couldn't be more
33:24
thrill for both of you but as Monica's
33:27
older brother I I have to tell you
33:30
this if you ever hurt my little
33:33
sister if you ever cause her any
33:37
unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you
33:41
down and kick your
33:46
ass what I'm I'm I'm serious
33:55
okay dude stop it okay I'm I'm not
34:00
kidding here hey I hear what you're
34:03
saying okay and thanks for the
34:04
warning no
34:08
problem so are we friends again yeah
34:10
okay you won't believe what Monica's
34:14
older brother just said to me
34:17
[Music]
34:20
[Music]
34:29
oh ra we're running low on resumes over
34:32
here do you really want to job with
34:34
Popular Mechanics well if you're going
34:35
to work for mechanics those are the ones
34:37
to work
34:39
for hey look you guys I'm going for
34:41
anything here okay I cannot be a
34:43
waitress anymore I mean it sick of the
34:45
lousy tips sick of being called excuse
34:47
me RA did you proof read
34:51
these uh yeah why uh nothing I'm sure
34:53
they'll be impressed with your excellent
34:58
compuer
34:59
skills oh my god oh do you think it's on
35:01
all of
35:06
them oh no I'm sure the Xerox machine
35:09
caught a fuel I not told you oh I don't
35:12
know um how about the fact that the
35:15
underwear out there on the telephone
35:18
pole is yours from when you were having
35:20
sex with fun Bobby out on the Terrace
35:22
what wait a minute who told you
35:24
you are dead meat I didn't know it was a
35:32
big
35:35
secret no it's not big not at all you
35:35
know kind of on the same lines as say oh
35:39
I don't know having a third
35:41
nipple you have a third
35:44
nipple you
35:49
[Applause]
35:51
[ __ ] whip it out whip it out yeah yeah
35:53
come on there's nothing to see it's just
35:56
a tiny bump it's totally useless oh as
35:58
opposed to your other multifunctional
36:01
nipples I can't believe you you told me
36:04
it was a
36:08
nubbin joy what do you think a nubbin
36:10
was I don't know you see something you
36:13
hear a word I thought that's what it was
36:15
no you just be yourself they live on the
36:16
Upper East Side on Park Avenue oh yeah
36:19
she can't be
36:21
herself okay so all right which dress
36:23
you can say neither oh God neither
36:31
neither I'm sorry honey we're going to
36:34
take you shopping it's going to be fine
36:36
yeah totally you are in such good hands
36:38
and I'm so good with meeting parents
36:40
with the father you know you want to
36:42
flirt a little bit but not in a gross
36:43
way just kind of like Oh Mr pincer I can
36:45
see where Wallace gets his good looks
36:47
you went out with Wallace pincer oh he
36:50
took the SATs for
36:52
me I knew you didn't get a400
36:54
well
36:58
duh so now what about with Mike's mom oh
36:59
well with the mother just just
37:03
constantly tell her how amazing her son
37:05
is take it from me moms love me Ross's
37:07
mom one time actually said I am like the
37:10
daughter that she never
37:12
had she said what that she's like the
37:16
daughter she never
37:20
had so uh was he excited about the
37:22
tickets no he blew us off what what I
37:24
know can't believe
37:28
it can I tell you
37:30
something I'm a little mad at him
37:33
now I tell you
37:37
something me
37:40
too you know what he didn't want to talk
37:44
to us about being angry or maybe we
37:46
don't talk to him at all
37:48
oo freeze him out that's right I like it
37:52
yeah we'll show him from now on it's
37:55
going to be Joey and Ross best
37:57
friends we're going to be the new Joey
38:01
and
38:03
Chan let me see who you wrote about
38:03
yourself oh Dr paleontology two kids
38:05
wait a second you split with Carol
38:11
because you had different
38:12
interests I think you split with Carol
38:13
because you had one very similar
38:15
interest you know what I'm going to
38:19
finish this later okay let me just grab
38:21
my coat okay
38:22
well did you think you learned how to do
38:28
it in the last 2
38:29
[Laughter]
38:32
minutes maybe we finish this for
38:34
him also I cloned a dinosaur in my
38:42
lab she is now my
38:46
girlfriend I don't care what society
38:50
says it's the best sex I've ever
38:52
had and send no no what you can't do
38:56
that to him all right let's go dude uh I
39:00
think you made it clear you can't be
39:04
trusted with the ball inside the
39:05
house and
39:14
S we're trying to figure out who to
39:16
bring to the Nicks game tonight we have
39:18
an extra ticket yeah Ross can't go so
39:20
it's between my friend Eric Prower who
39:21
has breath issues and Dan with the
39:23
poking did you see that play do you want
39:26
some more beer is that [ __ ] LE
39:30
okay why don't you ask
39:34
Richard okay uh hey Richard if you had
39:37
an extra ticket to the Knicks
39:40
game and you had to choose between a
39:43
friend who's smelled and one who bruises
39:46
you who would you pick wow well being a
39:49
huge Nicks fan myself I think you should
39:53
take someone who's a huge next
39:55
fan okay that's
39:59
Eric glad to be of help
40:03
matches I meant why don't you take
40:06
Richard to the
40:08
game
40:10
what I don't know come on he keeps his
40:13
fingers to himself and he's always menty
40:16
fresh Rich's really nice and everything
40:20
it's just that we don't know him really
40:23
well you know and plus he's you know old
40:24
than some
40:29
people but uh younger than some
40:31
buildings you
40:33
guys sure have a lot of books about
40:35
being a
40:37
lesbian well you know you you have to
40:41
take a
40:44
course otherwise they don't let you do
40:46
it
40:49
hey hey yle the turtle a classic
40:58
actually I I'm reading it to the
41:02
baby the uh the baby that hasn't been
41:06
born
41:08
yet um wouldn't that mean you're
41:09
crazy what you don't think they can hear
41:14
sounds in
41:16
there you're not serious I mean you you
41:17
really you really talk to it yeah all
41:21
the time I want the baby to know my
41:24
voice
41:26
do you uh do you talk about me yeah yeah
41:28
all the time really but um we just refer
41:32
to you as Bobo the sperm
41:36
guy this adoption stuff is so
41:43
overwhelming there's intercountry
41:45
adoption dependency adoption so many
41:48
ways to go and this is like the biggest
41:50
decision of Our Lives there's a hair in
41:52
my coffee
41:55
hey guys hey hey have you seen Frank Jor
41:58
cuz he's meeting me here with the
42:01
triplets you know it's funny every time
42:02
you say triplets I immediately think of
42:04
three hot blonde
42:05
19-year-olds that's sweet drink your
42:08
hair hey what's all this stuff oh they
42:12
brochures from different adoption
42:15
agencies oh babies oh this one is so
42:16
cute get this
42:20
one that's not really how it works oh
42:22
how does it work I don't know
42:25
well if you're having a hard time you
42:29
should talk to my friends Bill and
42:31
Colleen they adopted a kid I'm sure
42:32
they'd help you thanks that would be
42:34
great hey honey wouldn't that be
42:36
great hey you guys check it out check it
42:41
out guess what job I just
42:44
got I don't know but Donald Trump wants
42:47
his blue blazer
42:49
black what blue blazer back he he wants
42:53
it
42:57
back you said black why would he want
42:59
his blue blazer
43:02
black well you you you know what I meant
43:04
no you messed it
43:07
up you're
43:09
stupid I think the checken is that way
43:14
[Applause]
43:21
ah oh kids love me
43:25
hey what you you go to a costume
43:31
party let me guess um
43:35
tonoa and your Bob
43:39
sagota yeah what what are you talking
43:45
about be I
43:48
don't oh my God you drew on me you W my
43:52
pants Oh what kind of party was this r i
43:58
been walking around like this since the
44:02
plane I you have so crossed a line ra
44:04
wait the men's room is that way you can
44:07
kick whose ass in a fight you or Ross
44:10
there's no question so you think Ross
44:12
too you picked Ross Ross is really
44:18
strong okay he's the strongest out of
44:21
all three of you except for Joey
44:22
I cannot believe you didn't pick me uh
44:27
in her defense she's right I am stronger
44:29
I would destroy
44:32
you oh really you think you're stronger
44:33
why don't you prove
44:37
it oh I'll prove it I'll prove it like a
44:39
theorem wait okay stop it stop it stop
44:42
now there's no one's going to fight in
44:47
this apartment hey Monica people came to
44:48
see a fight let's give them what they
44:50
came
44:51
for you guys could arm wrestle yeah
44:53
listen to the [ __ ]
44:56
nurse you're going down oh yeah you're
44:58
going further down down town seriously
45:01
guys the trash talk is embarrassing so
45:04
sorry we're late please let us in so we
45:07
can have dinner together no everything's
45:09
cold the turkeyy dried out and the the
45:13
stuffings all soggy yeah and there's a
45:15
bowl of cranberry sauce that what
45:16
happens to Cranberry sauce nothing it's
45:19
fine oh thank
45:22
God oh I just remembered we do have
45:23
something to eat Monica put something in
45:26
her oven this morning oh yeah hey you
45:27
touch that and you will be sorry guys I
45:29
listened to her the vein is bigger than
45:32
I've ever seen
45:34
it oh my God it's Brussels
45:39
routs that's worse than no
45:42
food haha all you got was Monica's
45:45
stinky brussel sprouts stinky please let
45:48
me stay on this side of the door
45:52
no it all looks so
46:03
beautiful the turkey the stuffing the
46:05
cranberries and enough a monkey could
46:09
have made
46:11
them Hey listen guys we feel really
46:18
terrible he's doing that weird eye
46:21
contact thing don't look at him don't
46:23
look at him
46:26
come on you guys we want you to know
46:28
we're very very
46:29
sorry right
46:33
guys I feel terrible
46:35
sorry but let's not ruin this day you
46:40
work so hard let's move past this and
46:42
try to have a nice meal all together the
46:45
floating heads do make a good
46:47
point yeah they do seem to feel pretty
46:50
bad so bad so bad so bad
46:53
okay okay you two go get the dessert and
46:59
I'll let you
47:03
in
47:04
dessert yeah I asked you and Phoebe to
47:06
pick up the pies you did remember right
47:09
pies oh we thought you said
47:12
prize
47:16
here grand supreme little darling
47:21
congratulations
47:24
[Music]
47:25
oh my God you forgot the pies well I
47:28
can't believe this you forced me to make
47:31
dinner then you're an hour late and you
47:33
forget the one little thing that I asked
47:35
you to do really girls not
47:37
cool well you manads aren't any better
47:41
you lied about going to the game you
47:44
knew it would make you late and you
47:46
still went anyway hey I'm getting a
47:47
little tired of this okay we said we're
47:49
sorry it's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes
47:51
a day of forgiveness it's a day to be
47:53
thankful don't make me come up
47:56
there it's too late for apologies fine
47:58
let's just go I don't need you stupid
48:02
dinner that would be a lot more
48:03
convincing if you weren't
48:05
drooling oh is that what that
48:07
is come on you guys let's just do our
48:11
own Thanksgiving yeah I'll cook yeah
48:14
let's go out
48:17
hey yeah you three have a nice
48:19
Thanksgiving the three of us yeah you
48:22
Chan and the vain oh
48:25
[Music]
48:30
歌词与翻译
[中文]
他要来这里过感恩节，我知道
它病了，为什么病了，因为它是
理查德的儿子，这就像邀请一场希腊
悲剧来吃
晚餐，嘿来吧，你明白
你不知道吗，我可以看到我会在哪里
你最好的镜头，但是
不，对不起，亲爱的，我认为它是扭曲的，是的
什么是扭曲我和
理查德的儿子出去
ew ew ew
ew 对
我来说听起来真是个坏主意，他在那儿还好吗，他
很好，嘿，你知道吗，伙计，如果你和理查德的儿子之间
一切顺利的话，你就
能够告诉你的孩子，你和你的
很好，判断你想要的一切
祖父睡了
但嫁给了一个女同性恋，在
祭坛上留下了一个男人，爱上了一个同性恋冰舞者
把一个女孩的木腿扔进了火里
生活在一个
盒子里，我要怎么处理这件外套
我会拿
它可能有用哦
是的，好吧，你认为你在《五小姐》中
会做什么？
Manelli 我需要那辆车
交通好吧，我有一个孩子
我穿这辆车看起来有多帅
呵呵，失去一辆跑车不是吗
只把一只袜子塞进里面更便宜
那不是这个意思好吧
我是跑车爱好者我
一直很喜欢汽车，嘿什么
这东西的马力我不知道
但是看看
闪亮我不敢相信你买了这个所以
我可以骑一趟死跳
准备好
你一生中最顺利的旅程
该死的
没关系，下一个是谁我相信有一些
友好的方式来协调这个嗯有一个
首先我们介绍了座位，我
我是莫妮卡·盖勒，哦我的上帝，你是，
你是雷切尔·格林，是的，路易莎·吉安内蒂
林肯高中，我坐在你们后面
家
房间
路易莎，我的上帝莫妮卡，这是路易莎
来自家庭房间的路易莎
是的，你不知道我是谁不，根本不是
...
好吧，也许那是因为你花了四年
年的时间忽略
我，我的意思是，
说早上好，路易莎或漂亮
工装裤，哦，我很抱歉，事实并非如此
，你太胖了，你有自己的
问题，你在做什么莫妮卡不不
不不不不不这样做
你嫁给
[鼓掌]
我真是个坏主意哦，我不能不看
在
它纠结你为什么这样做我
不
知道，但我知道我不害怕这样做
这个
钱德勒我这样做是因为我
对不起，嗯，你真的认为
最好的理由吗结婚是因为
你很抱歉没有
结婚的最好理由是
怀孕抱歉几乎是第四个
你知道背后准备好了，实际上
想要
结婚你会成为我的
妻子tayor嗯我想让你花
分钟，我想让你想想
这
听起来多么荒谬我有点希望每个人
现在都不在这里
你知道那些东西都不是来自我
吗我的意思是我从来没有说过我
现在想要生孩子并结婚
是的，我知道，但我真的
很困惑，然后我和这些人
谁离婚了
乔伊嘿，她是对的，你
知道是的，但是还是便宜
来吧亲爱的我告诉你
你看起来不错告诉她她看起来不错
告诉她她看起来不错
[鼓掌]
天哪
上帝你看起来好
真不敢相信我必须走在
在200人面前的过道上看起来
就像你
时喝的东西恶心，所以我不明白为什么我们
必须去参加这件事，无论如何，这是
你的前未婚夫的婚礼，因为我
答应明迪，我会的，好吧，你
答应巴里，你会嫁给他
看看你们，我必须走了，我是女仆
，除了你知道我只是做什么
需要再次与这些
人待在一个房间，并对
自己感觉良好
大家好
爸爸你好，
Bing
诺拉·查尔斯
很高兴在这里见到你们
是的，虽然我认为我们可能会看到
有点太多
人，你穿这样的衣服是不是有点老了
难道你
的阴茎太大了，不能穿
这样的衣服吗
哦，我的上帝，我的意思是我妈妈从来没有
认为这会起作用
她曾经是个骗子，一直都是
骗子
嗯，哦，我只是希望我们没有失去那
四个
个月，但如果时间是你所需要的
获得一点
的视角，我们在
休息咖啡馆我回来了，为了
记录，两个人分手了
这段关系是的，你和那个女孩
从昨天你
承担全部责任的那个复制地点我不
知道我在承担什么责任
好吧，我没有完成整封
信，我睡着了你睡着了
早上 5:30 睡着了，
你已经漫无目的地写了 18
页，前面
后面，顺便说一句，你的撇号 r e
意味着你是 y are 意味着
你你知道，我不敢相信我什至
想过和
你一起回来，我们是如此
过得很好
我哦哦，嘿嘿嘿，这些小
拼写技巧会在
你周六晚上在家的时候派上用场
和莫妮卡一起玩拼字游戏嘿
对不起，我只是对这一切感到难过
你会想念你的睡眠希望你
和我在一起哦不不，你不用担心
我睡着了我仍然有
你的信
[掌声]
哦，对不起，我想我可能
错过了桌子哦，你呃是的
你呃是吗，你呃
是的，你真的觉得
他很有吸引力哦，是的，你告诉我你在吗？
莫妮卡一点也不兴奋
对
现在我想这是
我们婚姻中第一次让我感觉更
有吸引力
一个好吧来吧迈克你可以打败
她把那只狗从她身上打下来
[掌声]
该死的我和他一起睡觉
游戏点不要太自大
记住我赢了最后一个噢，
，输给一个女孩的感觉如何
你知道在你称自己为
镜子，事情就是这样的
不不不之前，你真的应该看看
，好吧，你们每个人都赢了一场比赛
，而我却失去了
我
生活中的一年，所以每个人回家都是胜利者
三中最佳，这就是我
想的，我应该利用我的隐形能力
打击犯罪还是为
邪恶服务他们所有人，全都笨蛋CH好吧
更好的复出迈克更好
复出嘿嘿嘿
这来自健康犯罪
部门你戴着
化妆是的，从今天开始我是
正式的乔伊tribiani 演员/模特
谢谢你，这太有趣了，因为我
觉得你看起来更像乔伊
tribiani 男人/女人
你做模特的目的是什么，你知道吗
城市免费诊所的海报
哦，哇，所以你将成为
那些健康的健康男人之一，你
知道哮喘家伙真的很可爱
做你知道你会成为哪一个
不不，但我听说柠檬病是开放的，所以
你
知道祝你好运，我希望你能得到它
谢谢大家好，这是乔希·乔希这些
是我的朋友，
罗斯嘿乔希嗨
伙计们，你们在大学打球吗哦，我
明年仍然这样做，我希望
校队
虽然罗斯在
高中时没踢过呃足球哦，不等等，没错，你
刚刚在
你的准将
64上组织了他们的比赛日程，现在已经很晚了，我得
去比赛，所以我要去
好吧，我会想念
你的
哇，可爱，非常可爱，我知道不是
他太棒了，太好了，终于成为了一段有趣的关系
你知道的关系，你知道没有什么
对他来说很无聊，呃贝蒂从来没有
甚至没有踏足博物馆，也许
他很快就会离开，你知道，就像
班级旅行或
一些你知道的东西
他真的很棒哦，这个词是什么意思
一个没有恐龙玩具的成年人
在他们的
卧室
嗯，那是什么
知道这是罗斯
编出来的愚蠢的东西，试图愚弄我们的父母，这是
一种伸出手指的方式，而无需
实际上不必伸出
我记得你做的那个晚上我哭了
这是我第一次
意识到我比我的大
哥哥更酷，我要去
准备今晚的约会，所以呃，我会
直接去
对不起，我想我只是真的
为我要离开而感到难过，我会想念
你很好，这不一定是
如此悲伤，尽管你知道也许而不是
只是想想你们
会多么想念彼此，你应该喜欢
想想一些
你不会
想念的事情我不认为有什么事情发生
一定有
一些东西不，他
完美我有
一个权利好吧你可以先走，好吧
我想我不会怀念这样一个事实
，你永远不被允许移动
手机
[笑声]
别针好，这是个好习惯，莫妮卡
你知道的任何事情，瑞秋都会移动
手机
笔OD
有时总是
实际上很好，很好，不是
每个人都感觉更好
这不仅仅是手机
pin 我从来没有收到我的消息，你收到了你的
条消息，是的，我不认为
真的很重要，如果你在
，所以你错过了
在
沙发上睡着后，必须从手背上读到它们
钱德勒或你的人发来的消息
妈妈或钱德勒或你的
妈妈太棒了，没有人伤心嘿谁
想呃把球扔到
小也许会得到一点三对三
去哦，那会很有趣哦
我也可以玩吗我从来没有像
...
那样踢过 足球，你可以覆盖
钱德勒不不我真的不
想要来吧伙计，自从你和珍妮丝分手后，你想
做任何事情，那不是真的，我想
...
穿上浴袍，吃花生串
一整天我想开始喝酒
早上不要说我没有
食尸鬼CH你必须开始克服
她好吧，如果你玩你可以呼吸一些
新鲜空气他们会让你忘记
珍妮丝，如果你不参加比赛
每个人都会生你的气，因为
球队根本不会来
好吧，我会参加的，我们开始吧
罗斯想踢
足球，莫妮卡和我不应该
参加
足球说谁是你的
妈妈
是的，哦嘿，不要在比
更糟糕的情况下这样做，
拇指嘿，这太不公平了，为什么这
不公平，所以我有一个缺陷，大不了
就像乔伊不断的指关节破裂
并不烦人，罗斯的过度
每个单词都发音，莫妮卡
笑时会哼哼，我的意思是
这到底是什么
我接受所有这些缺陷为什么不能
你为此接受我
指关节的响声是否打扰
每个人
好吧我没有
我可以生活 这有点烦人或者是
就像菲比咀嚼她的
头哦现在别听他的了
是的，我觉得这很可爱，哦，你
你知道吗
你知道
在那里正确说话并没有什么问题
[音乐]
是不是我真的应该回去工作
是的，否则有人可能会得到
他们实际订购的东西
好吧，头发脱落了，手套也出来了
来
和这个家伙一起
好吧好吧，你必须帮助我们
决定谁的笑话，这就是为什么我要
来决定，因为你是唯一一个
可以公平的我不能公平你是
我的男朋友是的，但我是你的
兄弟，我们是家人，这是
重要的事情不要试图影响她我是你
世界上最
拥有
孩子的唯一机会 好吧，好吧，好吧
我们会分别告诉你，嗯，我们是如何
想出这个笑话的，然后你决定
我们中谁说的是真话
我钱德勒，你先走吧，好吧，我两个月前在与
这个笑话，哦，等等，他就是那个人我在圣诞节遇到了
午餐时想到了
，我可以完成我的故事吗
你想让我选
你看，我永远不会像
那样对你发脾气，继续好吧，所以史蒂夫说他
去看医生，史蒂夫的医生
名字是Dr mpy所以我说猴子博士和
这就是整个猴子博士的事情
的来历
你是
开玩笑，好吧，我研究进化论
记得进化猴子变成人加上
我是一名医生，我有一只
猴子，我是博士
猴子，我不是在争论这一切
对，我已经听够了，我已经做出了
决定，你们都是
白痴，这个笑话不好笑，它
冒犯了女性和医生，
你不应该争论的猴子
你应该争论
谁得到了功劳 谁因给世界制造了这个可怕的笑话而受到指责
现在就让它吧
开个玩笑
糟糕，这是你的笑话，这不是出租车的
准备好了，让我们走吧，不客气
哦，我很抱歉是你跟我说话或
和某人睡觉
否则我们就休息了，你知道罗斯
你为什么不把它放在你的
答录机上嘿嘿，这是有效的
好吧，我不是唯一一个这么想的人
所以莫妮卡同意我的观点
我不知道好不好，你可以洗澡吗
但我现在要乘你的船了，你
只是一个在
浴缸里的女孩，嘿嘿，泡泡
男子气概，我只是想我会放下
好吧，让你知道我是如何和
乔伊在一起的，你告诉
她，她把它从我身上拉出来，她就像一个
对话的
巫师，一切进展顺利，你错了
他不喜欢我，是的，怎么会
如果我送你去李梅杰的
家，我告诉你他喜欢你
，你去了那里，你发现
他不喜欢你，你怎么会
你
觉得我真的不在乎李
梅杰是
热心你好，我们在
浴室，为什么，因为这是一个放松和放松的地方
愉快的
时间你们在
这里做什么哦天啊，一个朋友，他用不同的方式看
...
，但这是错误的，那是瑞秋
你喜欢瑞秋，嘿，看起来没什么大不了的
交易好吧，菲比和我谈过
这只是一种迷恋，它会消失
伙计，你必须重新安排你的泡泡
哇M
强硬
嘿嘿罗森我在找你
我们在
这里做什么哦我的
亲爱的用
船盖住它所以乔伊嗯你看起来很熟悉呃
你在电视上还是其他什么东西乔伊
不喜欢谈论它，但他
我们的
生活的日子的明星之一，是的，是的，不要
你扮演一个
女人，一个男人
身体里的女人更好
所以你知道罗斯，这很有趣，因为你看起来
对我来说很熟悉，你曾经
结婚得好吗是的，我事实上已经结婚了，嗯
就在前几天克里斯汀和我在一起
谈论我是如何结婚的以及
我如何有一个儿子，是的，小埃里克，那是
对，等等，不
本，所以你刚刚结婚了
次
好吧，嗯，你已经结婚了
两次
是的
还有一次
那个男孩我越来越饿了
呃嘿乔伊有你吗一直如此
约会时饿了，当女孩
去洗手间时，你吃了一些
食物，你说服务员吃了我的螃蟹
蛋糕
是的，呃罗斯，为什么
第一次婚姻破裂了
嗯，是因为那个女人是异性恋
还是因为她是
女同性恋，你们两个互相认识吗？不不
不，罗斯似乎是那种
会娶一个即将成为女同性恋的女人
，然后把她
推到
Ash
哦，好吧，你就是漂亮的 F Arina
我见过谢谢
你哦哇，值得另一块糖果
谢谢
你好吧，我不得不说，这可以赚芭蕾舞短裙
件
糖果我爱你哦哦哦哦亲爱的
拿走
[掌声]
莫妮卡，我们需要更多糖果什么
只有四个孩子是的，我
知道，但其中一个刚刚说她
爱我，所以我就给了她
一切，难怪你
怀孕了，你的男朋友已经怀孕了
在那里呆了一个多小时，简直不敢相信
就像我又和他住在一起了
当我睡觉的时候他就在这里
醒来他就在这里
淋浴的时候我感觉自己又回到了16岁
好吧，你不是16岁了，你们都是成年人了
现在滚吧
做或者你知道他是你的胶水里的橡胶
所有
你的我希望你把下水道的头发清理干净
我希望你把头发清理干净
闭嘴
闭嘴别说了我
我我从来都不需要你
更多嘿嘿第一天怎么样哦
很棒
每个人都很高兴看到它值得
认识那个穿我
鞋子的男人
我不，我没有告诉任何人我认识
你为什么不太了解，因为你
知道他们不喜欢
你我以为你知道
不喜欢我
每个人除了嗯
不
每个人你在说什么
别难过你知道他们曾经
很喜欢你，但后来你升职了
，你知道现在你们都像老板先生了
老兄，你认识Bing先生 Bing先生老板
Bing，我简直不敢相信，是啊是啊，他们
甚至
你他们
我你知道，嗯，好吧，那
报告可以吗
稍后我听起来不像那样哦哦耶
你
群山是否充满了
音乐声
我的烤饼
我的烤饼，好吧，我听起来不是那样的
不是这样的
是的，不是这样，不是那样
哦，闭嘴
你整个早上都很安静
一切都好
嗯，你确定你没事
是的，好吧，我要去呃
我们吃点早餐
仅供参考，
是在未来，当一个女孩要求
一些不明智的同情性行为时，就做
等等，你呃，你生我的气
关于昨晚我只是想做
正确的事情，看起来
如果你做了正确的事，我
今天醒来就不会感到
愚蠢和尴尬，我会
醒来时感到安慰和
满意哦停止
我不敢相信你是这样的我
只是作为一个好人，我以尊重和理解的方式对待你
哦，
是如此
热，嘿，我是照顾好你哦
罗斯你知道我是一个
大女孩我不需要别人告诉我
什么对我来说是最好的我不得不说我
在此之前没有做过很多次性行为
是有史以来最糟糕的哦哦真的
好吧这对我来说也不是很好
哦好吧你知道嘿嘿你知道什么
你知道如何避免这件小事
将来让我们说你和我
再也不会发生性关系了，那是对的
性不再是我的选择了 我再也不会
与你发生性关系
嘿菲比
胖子嘿钱德勒为什么这么喜欢我
参加了一次工作面试，这有点大
这笔钱也很多，我会
进行数据重新配置和
统计保理等等，我想我
认识一个这样做的人，我确实这么做了
我真的很认真吗，我看起来还不错
我有点紧张，哦，是的，你真的
你看起来很棒，是的，你知道只是不要
抱有希望
为什么不好好面试一下
呢你知道你没有给人留下很好的
第一
印象，哦，你不知道
你是认真的吗，是的，当我
第一次见到你的时候，你
就像啊，我
好像我做得很好，只是
就像你总是想开
个笑话，你知道你只是一个
小
我们第一次见面时你喜欢我吗
钱勒我不会对
你撒谎，但我要逃离
你
看到乔，这就是为什么你的父母告诉
你不要跳到床上
嘿嘿哦，它坏了吗，不，我要
戴这个东西几个星期
你告诉医生你这样做了吗它
在你的
床上跳来跳去，整个故事都没有解决，但是
然后呃钱德勒把我出卖了，我
对不起乔，我不认为医生
会买它只是从
插座上掉下来，我只是想指出我
在高中
学校从来没有做过任何伤害你的事情，这不完全是
什么你干得怎么样
关于罗斯和我们50岁的
奥尔特曼夫人亲热的谣言你怎么知道
图书管理员
这是
真的
不，是的，我看到你们在卡片
很抱歉，当你在高中
目录后面
学校时，你和一个50 岁的
女人，嘿，她看起来不像 50 岁，是吗？
看起来 16 岁了，是啊，好吧，我们
给你电话簿中的每个人都打了电话，一群
的人来了，但我们花了
很长时间才把你带到这里，他们不得不
离开，我们想给你扔一个
一个大惊喜和一次很棒的淋浴，
现在你也没有被我们毁掉了
一切都好，等一下，
不是真的，你所做的事情真的
很甜蜜，这对
最好，你的意思很好，现在我
和我唯一真正爱的人一起旋转我的淋浴，我的意思是，我得到
...
所有这些礼物，而无需与
一群人我什至
喜欢惊喜莫妮卡你知道我不
知道你为什么这么尴尬他们
非常好
胸部很好他们很好我的意思是
就是这样我的意思是手套
很好好吧摇滚硬把我
[笑声]
是的你就是你是如此
有趣，他真的
有趣，当
笑声停止时，哇哇回到那里，我不想在那里
...
Sparky，你说的是什么意思
那好吧，好像
也许你有亲密问题，你知道
你用幽默来
与人们保持
距离，呵呵我是说嘿，我刚认识你我
不认识你
亚当独生子
对的父母在你进入
青春期之前就离婚了，你怎么知道
这是
教科书嘿你们大家都认识我的
爸爸嘿你在城里呆了多久才
几天我在市中心找到了一份工作
我想我最好和
孩子待在一起，在
一只毛茸茸的毛茸茸的东西上来回拖着我的屁股，我不认识这个哦，这是
我的朋友罗杰，嗨嘿嘿，很高兴见到
你罗杰，你也一样，先生，
呃木偶人爸爸发生了什么事，哦哦，对不起
罗斯怎么样
[音乐]
妻子都为了
两个呃陈，快说点什么
有趣的是我们又要和他出去了，你
知道我不在乎他有多少
乞求我认为他乞讨的日子已经结束了
现在他要和南希出去了
布兰森
你知道我刚刚和高中生
一起经历了什么，他们只是愚蠢他们是
只是愚蠢的男孩，我要
开始约会
男人，呃，对不起，朱迪，我找不到
你和杰克正在找的那个碗
，叫他们爸爸妈妈，你
失败者想要做饭，每个人都点了
我想开始庆祝活动
，为
给
菲比干杯 菲比，她把你的袜子掉了
什么不是艾玛她的袜子掉了妈妈在这里
我今天想和她一起吃午饭
她告诉我她不在
镇，她还没注意到
婴儿袜子在地上，这是一个很好的
祝酒，请你引起她的注意
哦妈妈
哦天哪朱迪捡起袜子
捡起袜子捡起
袜子，我很抱歉这么粗鲁，你知道
实际上我很高兴他们
离开，因为呃我需要和你谈谈
关于
一些事情，这个呃这个
可能有点尴尬，如果你
想借钱，这有点糟糕
我要为128人买晚餐
明天晚上就不是了，嗯
我要对你说的话我不是
说是你的朋友好吧我是我
以莫妮卡的哥哥的身份说这句话，但是
在接下来的
几分钟
分钟里你仍然是我的朋友吗
仍然是我的伴郎
不，我还是叫你罗斯
好吧，你们明天就要结婚了
，我为你们俩感到无比兴奋
，但作为莫妮卡的
哥哥，我必须告诉你
如果你伤害了我的小
妹妹，如果你给她带来了任何
任何形式的不快乐，我会追捕你
并踢你的
屁股我是我，我是认真的
好吧伙计别再说了好吧我是我不是
在开玩笑嘿我听到你在说什么
好吧感谢你的
警告不
问题所以我们又是朋友了是的
好吧你不会相信莫妮卡的
哥哥刚刚对我说的话
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哦，我们的简历已经快用完了
这里，你真的想和
大众机械师一起工作吗？如果你打算
为机械师工作，这些就是
工作
，嘿，看看你们，我要
这里的任何东西，好吧，我不能再当
女服务员了，我的意思是厌倦了
糟糕的小费，厌倦了被称为借口
我，RA，你校对过
这些呃是的，为什么呃，我不确定
他们会对你出色的
计算机
技能印象深刻哦天哪，你认为它在
所有
上吗哦不，我确信施乐机器
沾上了我没有告诉过你的燃料哦我不知道
嗯，电话里的
内衣
杆子是你的，是你在露台上
与鲍比做爱时的乐趣
等一下，谁告诉你
你死定了，我不知道这是一个
大秘密
不，一点也不大，你
知道有点像说哦
我不知道有第三个
乳头，你有第三个
乳头
[鼓掌]
[ __ ]把它拿出来把它拿出来是啊是的
来吧，没什么可看的，这只是
一个小肿块，完全没用哦，因为
与你其他多功能
乳头相反，我不敢相信你你告诉我
这是一种
小人的快乐，你认为小人是什么
是我不知道你看到了一些东西，你
听到了一个词，我以为就是这样
不，你只要做你自己，他们住在
公园大道的上东区哦，是的
她不能
自己好吧，好吧，穿哪件衣服
你都不能说哦上帝也没有
我也很抱歉亲爱的我们要
带你去购物，一切都会好起来的
是的，完全你有很好的照顾
而且我很高兴与父母见面
和你知道你想要的父亲
调情一点，但不是粗俗的
方式就像哦钳子先生我可以
看看华莱士在哪里获得了他的美貌
你和华莱士约会了哦他
为
我参加了SAT考试我知道你没有考到400
好吧
呃那么现在迈克的妈妈怎么样哦
好吧与母亲一起
不断地告诉她她的儿子
有多棒，从我这里拿走，妈妈爱我罗斯的
妈妈有一次实际上说我就像
的女儿，她从来没有
说过她就像
的女儿，她从来没有
有过，所以呃，他对
门票很兴奋，不，他让我们失望了，我
知道不敢相信
我可以告诉你
一些我对他有点生气的事情
现在我告诉你
我
你也知道他不想跟我们谈论
生气的事，或者我们
根本不和他说话
哦，把他冻结起来，是的，我喜欢
是的，我们会从现在开始向他展示，
将成为乔伊和罗斯最好的
朋友，我们将成为新的乔伊
和
陈让我看看你写的关于
你自己的是谁哦古生物学博士两个孩子
等一下你和卡罗尔分手了
因为你有不同的
兴趣我想你和卡罗尔分手了
因为你有一个非常相似的
兴趣你知道我要做什么
稍后完成这个好吧让我抓住
我的外套好吧
你认为你学会了怎么做吗
在最后 2
[笑声]
分钟也许我们会为
他完成这个 我也在我的
实验室克隆了一只恐龙 她现在是我的
女朋友 我不在乎什么社会
说这是我有过的最好的性生活
并发送不，不，你不能做的事情
好吧，我们走吧伙计呃，我
认为你已经明确表示，你不能
信任
房子内的球，并且
我们正在努力找出
今晚带谁去看尼克斯队的比赛，我们有
一张额外的门票，是的，罗斯不能去，所以
这是我的朋友埃里克·普罗尔之间的事情，他
有呼吸问题，丹的
戳你看到了吗，你想要吗
再喝点啤酒是 [ __ ] LE
好吧，你为什么不问问
理查德，好吧，嘿，理查德，如果你有
一张额外的尼克斯队
比赛门票，而你必须在
有气味的朋友和瘀伤的
朋友之间做出选择，你会选择谁哇，我自己是
尼克斯队的铁杆球迷，我认为你应该
带一个下一个铁杆
球迷，好吧，
埃里克很高兴能为
场比赛提供帮助，我的意思是你为什么不带
理查德去看
比赛
我不知道，来吧，他把自己的
手指放在一边，而且总是保持
新鲜感里奇真的很好，一切
只是我们并不真正了解他
你知道，而且他比一些
，但比一些
人老
建筑年轻，你们
家伙肯定有很多关于
成为
女同性恋的书，你知道你必须
参加
课程，否则他们别让你做
它
嘿嘿，乌龟是经典
实际上我正在读它给
宝宝听，呃，那个还没有
出生的宝宝
，但这是否意味着你
疯狂了，你认为他们听不到
声音，你不是认真的我是说你你
中的
真的，你真的和它说话，是的，所有
当我想让宝宝知道我的
声音时
你呃，你在谈论我吗，是啊，
真的，但嗯，我们只是把
称为精子波波
这家伙，收养的事情是如此
跨国
收养依赖性收养有很多
的方法要走，这就像我们生活中最大的
决定，
我的咖啡里有一根头发
嘿伙计们嘿嘿，你们见过弗兰克·乔吗
因为他和我在这里和
三胞胎见面，你知道每次
你说三胞胎都很有趣，我立即想到
三个火辣的金发女郎
19 岁的年轻人，喝你的
头发，嘿，这都是啥东西，哦，他们
来自不同收养机构的小册子，哦宝贝，哦，这个太棒了
...
可爱，得到这个
，这不是真正的工作原理哦
它是如何工作的，我不知道
好吧，如果你遇到困难，你
应该和我的朋友比尔和
科琳他们收养了一个孩子，我相信
他们会帮助你，谢谢，那太好了
太棒了，嘿，亲爱的，那不是吗
太棒了，嘿，你们看看吧
猜猜我刚刚做了什么工作
我不知道，但唐纳德·特朗普想要
他的蓝色西装外套
黑色，他想要什么蓝色西装外套
它
后面你说黑色为什么他想要
他的蓝色西装外套
黑色好吧你你知道我的意思
不，你搞砸了
搞砸了你
愚蠢我认为检查是那样的
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啊哦孩子们爱我
嘿你什么你去服装
派对让我猜猜嗯
tonoa 和你的鲍勃
sagota 是的，你在说什么
关于我
别哦天啊你在我身上画了你W我的
裤子哦这是什么样的派对r我
自从
飞机以来我就这样走来走去我你已经越界了ra
等等男厕所就是这样你可以
踢你和罗斯的战斗中谁的屁股
毫无疑问，所以你认为罗斯
你也选择了罗斯，罗斯真的
很强，好吧，他是
你们三个中最强的，除了乔伊
我不敢相信你没有选择我，呃
在她的辩护中，她是对的，我更强
我会摧毁
你哦，真的，你认为你更强
你为什么不证明
哦，我会证明它，我会像证明
定理一样证明它，等等，好吧，停下来，停下来
现在没有人会在
这间公寓里打架，嘿，莫妮卡人们来
看一场战斗，让我们给他们他们
来的东西
因为你们可以扳手腕是的
听[ __ ]
护士的话，你要下去了哦，是的，你要
认真地去市中心
伙计们，垃圾话太尴尬了，所以
抱歉，我们迟到了，请让我们进来，这样我们
就可以一起吃晚饭了，一切都
冷，火鸡干了，
馅料都湿透了，是的，还有一个
碗蔓越莓酱，
蔓越莓酱发生了什么，没什么，
很好哦，谢谢
天啊，哦，我刚刚记得我们确实有
吃的东西，莫妮卡今天早上在
她的烤箱里放了一些东西哦，嘿，你们
碰一下，你们会后悔的，伙计们，我
听了她的话，静脉比
我见过
还要大天啊，这是布鲁塞尔
溃败，比没有
食物还糟糕，哈哈，你得到的只是莫妮卡的
臭球芽甘蓝，臭了请让
我呆在门的这一边
不，一切看起来都那么
漂亮的火鸡，馅料
小红莓和足够的猴子
可以做
嘿，听着，伙计们，我们真的感觉
可怕，他的眼神很奇怪
接触的东西，不要看他，不要
看他
来吧，我们想让你们知道
我们非常非常
对不起，对吧
伙计们，我感觉很糟糕
抱歉，但我们不要毁了这一天，你们
努力工作，让我们过去吧
试着一起吃一顿美餐
浮头确实很好
点是的，它们看起来确实很漂亮
太糟糕太糟糕太糟糕
好吧好吧你们两个去吃甜点
我让你们
进入
甜点是的，我让你和菲比
拿起你没记错的馅饼
馅饼哦我们以为你说的是
奖品
在这里，至高无上的小宝贝
恭喜
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哦天哪，你忘了馅饼，我
不敢相信，你强迫我做
晚餐，然后你迟到了一个小时，你
忘记了我要求的一件小事
你做的真的不是女孩
很好，你们男人也好不到哪去
你撒谎说要去看比赛，你
知道这会让你迟到，但你
还是去了，嘿，我
有点厌倦了，好吧，我们说
对不起，看在皮特的份上，今天是感恩节
宽恕的一天，是
的一天谢天谢地，别让我出现
现在道歉已经太晚了
我们走吧，我不需要你这个傻瓜
晚餐会更令人信服
如果你没有
流口水哦，那就是
来吧，你们让我们做我们的
自己的感恩节是的，我会做饭是的
我们出去吧
嘿，是的，你们三个过得愉快
感恩节，我们三个是的，你们
陈和虚荣哦
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重点词汇
开始练习
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Thanksgiving /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/ B1 |
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tragedy /ˈtrædʒədi/ B2 |
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twisted /ˈtwɪstɪd/ B1 |
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grandfather /ˈɡrændˌfɑːðər/ A2 |
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married /ˈmærid/ A2 |
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lesbian /ˈlɛzbiən/ B1 |
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enthusiast /ɪnˈθjuːziæst/ B2 |
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horsepower /ˈhɔːrspaʊər/ B2 |
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transportation /ˌtrænsˌpɔːrteɪʃn/ A2 |
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shiny /ˈʃaɪni/ A2 |
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reconcile /ˈrekənˌsaɪl/ B2 |
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altar /ˈɔːltər/ B1 |
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box /bɒks/ A1 |
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transportation /ˌtrænsˌpɔːrteɪʃn/ A2 |
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envious /ˈenvɪəs/ B1 |
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divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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If things work out between you and Richard's son you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with your grandfather.
➔ 第一类条件句（if + 现在时，will + 动词原形），用于表达现实的将来可能性。
➔ 动词 **“work out”** 在 *if* 之后使用现在时，表示真实的将来条件。
-
I am a sports car enthusiast; I've always been into cars.
➔ 一般现在时表示永久状态，现在完成时表示截至目前的经历。
➔ 短语 **“I've always been”** 使用现在完成时，表示从过去开始并持续到现在的状态。
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I don't know, but look how shiny it is.
➔ 用 *but* 连接的并列句；感叹句 *how* + 形容词。
➔ 词 **“how”** 引导感叹句，表达程度：*how shiny*。
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I could see where I'd be your best shot but...
➔ 情态动词 *could* + 动词原形表示过去的能力；*would*（缩写）用于过去虚拟条件。
➔ **could** 表示过去的能力或可能性：*I could see*。
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What’s twisted? Me going out with Richard's son.
➔ 动名词短语作主语的名词化；问答结构。
➔ 动名词 **“going out”** 作为名词，回答 *what’s twisted?*。
-
I think it's twisted.
➔ 动词 *think* 后省略的 *that* 从句，使用一般现在时。
➔ **think** 是报告动词，可引入 *that* 从句，此处为了简洁省略。
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It’s sick, why is it sick? Because it’s Richard’s son.
➔ 修辞疑问句后接因果 *because* 从句说明原因；一般现在时。
➔ **why is it sick?** 是修辞性疑问句，**Because** 引导解释性从句。
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I don’t know but look how shiny.
➔ 否定句 + 连词 *but*；感叹词 *how* 后不跟名词。
➔ **but** 连接两个对立的想法，**how** 引出表示程度的感叹。
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I’m sorry, I’m a sports car enthusiast, I've always been into cars.
➔ 重复主语代词以强调；*have been* 暗示现在完成进行时。
➔ **I’m** 重复出现以强调身份，**have been** 表示从过去开始至今仍然成立的动作。
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