I would like to make a toast to Rachel
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love L is for life and what is life
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love oh my God are we supposed to
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V is for this very surprising turn of
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events which I am still fine with by the
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way is for how extremely normal I find
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together and now one day you might get
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married I have children of your
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own dude are you okay
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totally Ross you don't seem okay I'm
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sorry must be the pressure of
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entertaining keep your hands off her for
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one second oh I think it's nice I think
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necessary I I I want to thank you all
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for coming my family and my friends
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wo I'd really like to say that I'm um
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you know what I'd really like to
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drunk that's right mom and dad your
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hammered and guess what I've been drunk
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before and I've smoked a
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cigarette you know what you know
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what it's all okay it's okay because I
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today and I can do anything I
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want because I am a grown
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up where are the jello shots I don't
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know Chand supposed to be past
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helloo well somebody's feeling
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better stick out your tongue take off
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shirt oh oh my oh my God how many of
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these did you have these are pure vodka
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yeah jell just like Mom used to
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make okay how many of that girl are you
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seeing how hammered are you huh the
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these are Joey's sisters hi Joy sisters
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doing I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my
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speed dialer a no no no no it's a good
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thing why must we dial so speedily
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anyway why must we rush through life why
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can't we Savor the precious moments
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those are some huge breasts you
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hello can I get you anything huh lens
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cleaner your battery
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okay Rachel Ross hi thank God you're
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here you have to help me were you just
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yourself that's less embarrassing yes
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was so when she came in I got distracted
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and totally forgot about the camera it
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kept rolling and recorded
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everything yeah we're going to need to
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tape what a great idea that'll get
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Rachel to forgive me you know what this
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is not fair to her let's just forget the
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right Jo no loud and
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clear okay this is it you sure you want
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God come on beeps hurry hurry hurry
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okay oh my God is everybody getting
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married no running in the chapel hey
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don't you give me any of your hey hey
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hey what are you guys doing here Ross
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and Rachel left us a message saying they
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were getting married isn't that why you
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guys are here yes that but we how else
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here well what happened did we miss it
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we actually missed it well maybe you
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wouldn't have if you could run in the
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chapel this is insane that's the big
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deal you know it's not like it's a real
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what yeah if you get married in Vegas
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you're only married in Vegas
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what are you talking about if you get
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married in Vegas you're married
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well Daddy needs a new pair of
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electromagnetic microscopes for the
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prehistoric forensics
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Department okay take Pinky Tuscadero up
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to Inspiration Point collect three cool
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points yeah which gives me five and
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let's see who is going to lose their
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clothes um I think I pick our strip
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poker sponsor Mr Joey
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triani all right relax it's just a
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shoe okay your band is playing at
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Arnolds collect three cool points which
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means I have five and that means I get
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fine gang up on me I got you all right
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you come on take them off actually you
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know it's kind of cold so how about I
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keep my boxes on and give youall peek at
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the good stuff Joker is poker with a
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coincidence hey that's that's Joe
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Hey listen man about the stripper yeah
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call okay little announcement little
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announcement I have decided that my best
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man is my best friend
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Gunther what's my last
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thanks for not marrying
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Rachel hey who hey G don't don't forget
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shirt hey hey what are those got little
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party favors check it
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out wow yeah oh oh oh
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a okay okay announcement want everybody
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to know that the position of my best man
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open and uh you know so is the position
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smooth man yeah you got some chili on
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why have we even been together I don't
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know do you do you have do you have any
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no but we we didn't
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we I mean I don't remember much about
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last night it was such a
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blur oh I remember laughing I laughed a
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lot then we didn't have
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oh oh I mean we were really drunk I was
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glad we didn't do anything stupid tell
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me about it hey people I want you to
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take a piece of paper here you go and
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write down your most embarrassing memory
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oh and I do ask that when you're not
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using the markers you put the Caps back
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on them because they will dry
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out L you guys um I don't mean to be a
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pain about this but um I've noticed that
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some of you are just placing them on you
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Caps until you hear them
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click Gunther where you going I um was
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sort of thinking about maybe no no you
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can't go no this is fun come on we're
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just getting started here here's your
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marker listen if you want to go just go
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no she'll yell at me
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again all right I can get you out
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what in a minute I'm going to create a
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diversion when I do walk quickly to the
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door and don't look
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back okay the first person's most
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embarrassing memory is Monica your party
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funny oh no oh someone forget to use a
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anything great I'm seeing water rings
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again okay she's taking the trash out so
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I can get you out of here but it has to
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be now she'll be back any minute what
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about my friend Victor no only the three
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of you any more than that and she'll get
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suspicious all right let me just get my
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time just leave everything they'll take
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door is it true they have
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beer everything you've heard is
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true could you guys please try to keep
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it down we're trying to start a bosle
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you and you you're supposed to be at my
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Gunther what are you doing here
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um hey welcome to the
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phe phoi all right I'm sorry but these
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people needed me you know they work hard
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all week it's Saturday night they
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deserve to have a little little fun
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go you know my party is fun I mean maybe
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it's a little quieter less obvious sort
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of fun but you know if people would just
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give it a chance and
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so to Monica and Chandler and that
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Ohio I'm just so happy you guys are
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finally getting a kid I know have you
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thing I can't believe they called I mean
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we're actually getting a
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baby well I know how you
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feel really sure I went through the
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exact same thing with Alicia May
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Emery the waiting the
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wondering then one day I get that call
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Us she was in stock
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that is the exact same
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thing wait wait wait wait I remember
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being in a chapel wait they they they
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would not let us get married when we
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were that drunk they let you get married
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when you're drunk most people get
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married in Vegas are
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drunk now I'm drunk right
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now I can't have a mimosa with breakfast
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vacation what are you guys going to do
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oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer
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well I think I think Ross already has
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one now this one's free right because
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you paid for the first two so you get
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for laugh it up but the joke's on you
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because we don't need to get divorced
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okay we we're just going to get an
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analment an analment Ross I don't think
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surgery is the answer
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here oh oh that's your
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thing what your thing you're thing you
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know that you're the guy who gets
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divorced that's not my
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thing I do not love getting divorced yes
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you do this is your third
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divorce you love divorced so much you're
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probably going to marry it and
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then then it won't work out so you're
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going to have to divorce it divorcing
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drunk you don't you think you've had
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enough to drink I'm just helping the
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how is you drinking helping the kids
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because the more I drink the less there
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drink Mr tribiani your generous
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contribution brings us a big step closer
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to building the youth center just out of
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curiosity how how much is that boat
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worth I think it was valued at
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19,000 yeah that was pretty close
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uh so bad news um I can't buy the boat I
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don't have any money
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