did I miss it did I miss it no no I'm on
00:00
right after this guy shoots
00:02
himself whoa she's pretty yeah oh and
00:04
she's really nice too she taught me all
00:08
about you know how to work with the
00:10
cameras and smell the fart
00:12
acting I'm
00:16
sorry it's like you got so many lines to
00:19
learn so fast that sometimes you need a
00:22
minute to remember your next one so
00:25
while you're thinking of it you take
00:27
this big po pause where you look all
00:29
intense you know like
00:31
this
00:37
okay oh here's my scene here's my
00:39
scene this is Wallace yes I'm Dr Drake
00:44
rore your sister's neurosurgeon yeah
00:47
tell me is she going to be all right I'm
00:49
afraid the situation is much more dire
00:52
than we'd expected your sister is
00:54
suffering from a
00:56
[Laughter]
00:59
a subcranial
01:04
hematoma perhaps we can discuss this
01:07
further over
01:10
[Laughter]
01:13
coffee
01:17
nice excellent you know for a minute
01:19
there I thought you were actually trying
01:21
to smell
01:22
something hello hey Hey listen I'm I'm
01:23
sorry I didn't make it over there today
01:28
oh that's okay you uh you had a
01:30
thing yeah well I hear the place looks
01:34
great oh forget about it I'm having a
01:36
ball how's the apartment doing oh hey
01:40
it's it's terrific I mean it's a regular
01:43
space
01:47
Fest oh well great yeah I just you know
01:49
wanted to call and say
01:55
hey well okay then
01:58
was that the oven
02:01
timer that's right my friend it's time
02:02
[Music]
02:07
for can you believe they gave Stephanie
02:11
skin cancer I still can't believe they
02:13
promoted her to
02:16
Lieutenant you're just saying that cuz
02:18
you're in love with Yasmine bleed well
02:20
how could anyone not be in love with
02:22
Yasmine
02:23
ble hey hey they're running see this is
02:25
the Brilliance of the
02:30
show I say always keep them
02:32
running all the time running
02:35
run run run y me run like okay thanks
02:40
for coming I hope you guys had fun all
02:45
right Monica dear I'm going to hit the
02:47
road now I've left my 10 verbs on the
02:48
table and you be sure and send me that
02:51
finished poem okay we'll do I'm so glad
02:53
you came I think I saw Rachel out in the
02:56
hall okay let me go check oh all
02:58
right your mom wants to Say Goodbye Oh
03:01
by happy birthday sweetie
03:04
okay uh you drive safe okay Ross what
03:08
are you
03:13
doing I'm getting ready for the water
03:14
ski big one more big H come on
03:18
big how are
03:23
you well uh Dr GRE where you going get
03:27
my
03:29
coat all right all right I can get my
03:31
own
03:33
coat sorry we're on a major fla
03:41
high oh no no you're not supposed to be
03:47
here cuz this is the staging area you
03:50
should it's all wrong you should leave
03:52
you know just get out
03:55
[Applause]
04:00
or perhaps you'd like a crem
04:06
DeMent have to be heading toward my
04:09
chatau thank you oh all right well then
04:11
I guess we're going back into the
04:13
hallway again thanks for coming Mrs
04:14
[Applause]
04:19
Green okay
04:27
you take
04:30
care oh you
04:34
kids
04:39
well this is the best party I've been to
04:41
in
04:44
years thank
04:45
you hey hey check it out guess what I
04:49
got
04:52
rhythm no my first fan
04:54
mail dear Dr Mo know that I love you and
04:57
would do anything to have you gosh
05:02
you're not so secret admirer Erica
05:04
Ford oh wait PS and close please find 14
05:07
of my
05:12
eyelashes you know in crazy world that
05:14
means you're
05:17
married this wasn't address to Days of
05:20
Our Lives this is this came to your
05:22
apartment there's no stamp on it this
05:24
woman was in our building oh my God
05:26
I got my very own
05:30
stalker hey look Joey I'm just saying if
05:32
you need something to hold you over I
05:34
can get you a job right here as an entry
05:35
level processor but don't you need
05:37
experience for a job like that it's not
05:39
that hard to learn and ask for people
05:41
realizing that you have no idea what
05:43
you're doing hey you're an actor act
05:44
like a processor people will think
05:46
you're a
05:49
processor hey Chandler here's this
05:50
morning's projection hey thanks Scott
05:52
Alexander Joey
05:54
triani Joey is a uh fellow processor
05:56
no
06:00
kidding oh yeah yeah I process people
06:01
want the processing I'm the one they
06:06
call where do you work uh well right now
06:09
I'm in between things you know how it is
06:12
one day you processing the next day
06:14
you're not so much
06:16
processing more I was just telling Joey
06:19
about the opening in fleshman's group
06:21
fleshman's group whatever you do don't
06:23
touch his sandwiches
06:26
are all you processors dorks
06:31
Amber I want you to know that I'll
06:34
always be there for you as a friend and
06:36
as your brother oh
06:39
Drake our day huh wor the medical award
06:42
this yeah some guys are just lucky I
06:46
guess drore report to first floor
06:50
emergency
06:53
stat well then uh the uh guess that's
06:55
me anyone else need to go on the
07:02
elevator Dr W Dr W no no they only said
07:04
you oh okay all right I love you Drake
07:11
yeah
07:16
whatever oh no Drake Look Out
07:17
Drake did they just kill off Joey no
07:24
no
07:30
maybe all right no peeking no peeking no
07:31
peeking no peeking all right all right
07:36
but you better be wearing clothes when I
07:38
open my
07:40
[Laughter]
07:40
eyes all right open your
07:43
eyes sweet mother of all that is good
07:50
and
07:52
pure huh Days of Our Lives picked up my
07:54
option congratulations
07:56
now we can finally watch Green Acres the
08:00
way it was meant to be
08:02
seen so
08:03
uh which one is mine whichever one you
08:06
want man whichever one you
08:09
want not that
08:12
one oh
08:18
yes oh yeah that's the
08:21
stuff do we dare
08:26
we
08:29
dare the way to the airport huh you know
08:33
that's over 30 miles that's going to
08:36
cost you about so bucks excuse me that's
08:38
50
08:42
bucks what
08:44
$5 oh you know what it is it's smudgy
08:47
cuz they're fact Pages now when I was on
08:51
Days of Our Lives as Dr Drake
08:53
rore they'd send over the whole script
08:56
on real paper and everything that's
08:58
great and and and just so you know if
09:01
you wanted to expand this scene like
09:04
like have the cab crash or something I
09:06
could attend to the victims cuz I have a
09:08
background in medical
09:09
acting okay listen thanks for coming in
09:12
no no uh don't thank me for coming in uh
09:14
at least let me
09:17
finish uh we could take the expressway
09:21
but uh this time of day you're better
09:24
off taking the budge
09:26
you were going for the word Bridge there
09:31
weren't
09:33
you I'll have a good day listen Bing I
09:34
received your memo so we're not going to
09:38
see the systems report until next Friday
09:39
well the people in my group want to
09:42
spend the holiday weekend with their
09:43
family I have a family I'm going to be
09:44
here yeah Bing what's that
09:47
about it's about cutting my people a
09:54
little slack you know for morale look if
09:56
you want to see some rough numbers I can
09:58
get them to you by Wednesday rough
10:00
numbers this company was not built on
10:03
rough numbers am I
10:05
right have the final numbers on my desk
10:08
by Tuesday if you say so
10:10
sir Joseph's good isn't
10:14
he well I'm going to kill
10:17
you hey hey I just figured Joseph's the
10:21
kind of guy who likes to mix it up you
10:24
know get in there ruffle some feathers
10:26
why look I'm sorry but that's what
10:33
Joseph
10:36
does okay if you try to pull something
10:37
he'll call you on it what are you trying
10:40
to pull he'll
10:43
say This Kiss thing is definitely a
10:44
problem Mr batty wants to see it again
10:47
on Monday man I got to figure out what
10:49
I'm doing wrong oh okay uh one of you
10:51
girls come over here and kiss me get it
10:54
right hey come on I need your help here
10:57
all right I'll do it I've kissed him
11:00
before I can do it
11:02
again see this huh this is a friend
11:03
uhhuh let's go wait I've
11:07
G
11:11
okay good very good firm but tender I'd
11:20
recommend you to a
11:24
friend then I don't know what it is
11:27
what's the problem you know maybe you're
11:29
just not used to kissing men you know
11:31
maybe you just tensed up a little bit
11:33
maybe that's what you need to work on
11:35
yeah that makes
11:37
sense Over My Dead
11:43
Body and I'll be using his dead body as
11:48
a shield Monica we got a question all
11:51
right for the zillionth time yes I see
11:53
other women in the shower at the gym and
11:55
no I don't look no not that one we're
11:57
trying to figure out who to bring to the
12:00
Nicks game tonight we have an extra
12:02
ticket yeah Ross can't go so it's
12:03
between my friend Eric prow who has
12:05
breath issues and Dan with the poking
12:06
did you see that play do you want some
12:10
more beer is that LE
12:13
okay hey why don't you ask
12:17
Richard okay uh hey Richard if you had
12:20
an extra ticket to the Knicks
12:23
game and you had to choose between a
12:26
friend who's smelled and one who bruises
12:29
you who would you pick wow well being a
12:32
huge Nick fan myself I think you should
12:36
take someone who's a huge Nick
12:38
fan okay that's
12:41
Eric glad to be of help
12:45
matches I meant why don't you take
12:49
Richard to the
12:51
game
12:53
what I don't know come on keeps his
12:56
fingers to himself and he's always minty
12:59
fresh I Rich's really nice and
13:03
everything it's just so we don't know
13:05
him really well you know and plus he's
13:06
you know
13:08
old than some
13:11
people but uh younger than some
13:13
buildings you know you should go outside
13:19
and be with the three-dimensional
13:21
people no inside
13:24
good outside
13:27
bad you guys are so pathetic oh oh Z
13:30
[Laughter]
13:35
do she's one of us
13:38
now hi you guys hey
13:42
hey so we just want to stop by and uh
13:45
say good night good
13:48
night look at that they won't even turn
13:50
their heads all right you guys taking
13:52
off my shirt
13:55
[Applause]
13:59
nah she's
14:02
[Music]
14:07
lying Joey
14:14
Ma
14:19
Joey Chandler what are you still doing
14:20
here I thought you guys took off oh no
14:24
no no she took off with my clothes
14:25
are you naked in there well not
14:30
exactly I'm wearing
14:33
panties
14:36
huh you uh you always wear
14:38
panties no no this is the first
14:42
time wow talk about your bad luck I mean
14:46
the first time you try panties and
14:51
someone walks off with your
14:53
clothes I was not trying them out suszie
14:55
asked me to wear them well let me see
14:59
no I'm not letting you or anybody else
15:03
see ever all right all
15:05
right
15:09
whoa someone's
15:12
flossing Joey some people don't like
15:20
that Chandler's wearing panties
15:24
what let me see no no you don't have to
15:27
see hi
15:32
tushy all right one you give me your
15:35
underpants oh no no no can't help you
15:38
I'm not wearing
15:40
any how can you not be wearing any
15:42
underwar oh I'm getting heat from the
15:44
guy in the hot pink
15:47
thong all right look Ross I'll give you
15:49
$50 for your
15:52
underpants hey
15:53
[Music]
16:03
[Music]
16:13
I am not interested in the guy's
16:16
apartment oh please I saw the way you
16:18
were checking out his
16:21
moldings you want it why would I want
16:23
another apartment huh I've already got
16:25
an apartment that I love love well it
16:27
wouldn't kill you to say it once in a
16:29
while all right you want the truth I'm
16:34
thinking about
16:38
it what I'm sorry I'm 28 years old I've
16:39
never lived alone and I'm finally at a
16:43
place where I got enough money that I
16:46
don't need a roommate anymore whoa whoa
16:48
whoa I don't need a roommate either okay
16:51
I can afford to live here by myself you
16:54
know I may have to bring in somebody
16:56
once a week to lick the sil
16:57
overwar what are you getting so bent out
17:00
of shape for huh it's not like we agreed
17:02
to live together forever we're not Burt
17:04
ner okay these were unbelievably
17:11
expensive and I know he's going to grow
17:13
out of in like 20 minutes but I couldn't
17:14
[Applause]
17:17
resist look at
17:20
these hey Ben just do it
17:23
[Music]
17:27
oh my god oh okay was that too much
17:29
pressure for
17:31
him wow is he hungry already I guess
17:33
so you know
17:37
it's something funny about sneakers I'll
17:42
be right
17:44
back oh H yeah I got to get one
17:46
too what are you guys doing we're just
17:51
hanging out by the
17:54
spoons little
17:56
but when you guys grow up this is the
17:59
most natural beautiful thing in the
18:00
world yeah we know but there's a baby
18:02
sucking on
18:04
it this is my son having lunch okay it's
18:07
going to happen a lot so you better get
18:12
used to it now if you have any problem
18:13
with it if you're uncomfortable just ask
18:15
questions Carol's fine with it come
18:17
on Carol
18:21
Carol I was just wondering if Joey could
18:25
ask you a question about
18:27
breastfeeding
18:31
sure
18:33
uh does it
18:34
hurt did it first but not
18:37
anymore
18:40
Chandler so uh how often can you do
18:43
it as much as he needs oh oh okay I got
18:47
one I got one
18:51
uh if he blows into one does the other
18:54
one get bigger
18:56
he listen
18:59
uh I don't know what I'm going to see
19:01
you again well I'm guessing uh tonight
19:03
at the coffee house right yeah okay uh
19:05
take care yeah
19:09
[Music]
19:27
we love you and we're here for you luck
19:31
good luck
19:32
thanks hey ra you uh you want some
19:36
sandwich oh what is in that olive loaf
19:39
and hams spread no mayo no no cuz Mayo
19:43
that would make it
19:46
gross hey hey no oh oh oh run baby run
19:47
no no Noy no please oh I do so want to
19:52
love all animals please no
19:55
a bone get a bone you got a bone kidding
19:58
me look kib F oh God all right get the
20:00
hell off my leg you yiy piece of
20:04
crap okay all right we have a problem
20:13
well why don't you just reach out and
20:17
take his
20:18
trampoline okay here I know what we can
20:19
do hey hey hey
20:21
no okay doggy get the get the
20:23
T okay go get sandwich get that sandwich
20:26
doggy good doggy get the sandwich get
20:29
okay Joey the dog will lick himself but
20:32
he will not touch your sandwich what
20:34
does
20:36
that well if he's not going to eat it I
20:37
will oh you crazy Fe he's just a little
20:39
[Laughter]
20:46
dog wow I I don't know what to say
20:55
he what do you say I don't
20:59
know it's a bracelet isn't it and it's a
21:03
grave too check it out to my best
21:06
bud thanks best
21:15
bud put it on oh
21:17
now no no I think something this nice
21:22
should be safe for a special occasion oh
21:24
no no that's the beauty part it goes
21:26
with everything
21:28
you put this on you're good to
21:29
go oh man you are so wearing that
21:36
bracelet I so am you guys doing for
21:42
dinner
21:45
tonight well I guess I got to start
21:46
saving up for Ross's birthday so I guess
21:48
I'll just stay home and eat dust
21:51
bunnies you believe how much this is
21:54
going to cost do you guys ever get the
21:56
feel
21:58
that um Chandler and those guys just
21:59
don't get that we don't make as much
22:02
money as they do yes yeah really it's
22:04
like they're always saying let's go here
22:07
let's go there like we can afford to go
22:09
here and
22:11
there yes yes and it's and we always
22:12
have to go to you know someplace nice
22:15
you know God it's not like we can say
22:17
anything about it cuz like this is a
22:20
birthday thing you know and it's veros
22:22
veros ver
22:24
oh my God hey hi what okay I'm at work
22:28
it's an ordinary day you know chop chop
22:33
chop sauté sauté
22:34
saut all of a sudden Leon the manager
22:36
calls me into his office turns out they
22:39
fired the head lunch chef and guess who
22:41
got the job if it's not you this is a
22:43
horrible
22:45
story fortunately it is me and they made
22:47
me head of purchasing thank you very
22:50
much
22:52
so anyway I just ran into Chandler and
22:54
Ross downstairs and they think we should
22:56
go out and celebrate you know someplace
22:57
nice someplace nice how much you think I
23:04
can get for my kidney anymore there's
23:08
something about me on that piece of
23:10
paper and I want to see it no you
23:11
don't all right you know what fine if
23:16
you guys want to be children about this
23:18
that's fine I do not need to
23:20
say man this is weird you ever realize C
23:25
his eyebrows are actually on his hat
23:28
that's what's weird Joey the man's been
23:30
captain of a cereal for the last 40
23:32
years oh look what the spoon you licked
23:36
and and you
23:41
put you licked in your
23:44
point yeah so well don't you see how
23:47
gross that is I mean that's like you're
23:50
using my
23:51
toothbrush you use my
23:53
toothbrush oh that was only cuz I us use
23:55
the red one to unclog the
23:58
drain mine is the red
24:01
one oh God can open worms
24:04
everywhere hey why can't we use the same
24:09
toothbrush but we can use the same soap
24:12
because soap is
24:15
soap it's
24:16
self-cleaning all right well next time
24:19
you take a shower think about the last
24:21
thing I wash and the first thing you
24:22
wash hey oh where is where's Richard did
24:26
you ditch him yeah right after we stole
24:29
his lunch money and gave him a
24:31
wedgie what's the matter with you he's
24:34
parking the car don't you guys have fun
24:36
your boyfriend is so cool really yeah he
24:39
let us drive his Jaguar Joey for 12
24:42
blcks me for 15
24:44
wow he must like you the
24:47
best oh and what about that thing he did
24:49
when he tipped the guy who showed us to
24:51
our seats he never even saw the money it
24:53
was like this hey Chand thanks for
24:55
showing us to our seats
24:57
you're welcome hey Joey thanks for
24:59
parking the car no
25:01
problem hey Chan I think they get it
25:05
okay there's the man
25:10
hey hey you're getting better I'm going
25:13
to keep this by the
25:16
way he kept my dollar just seems so
25:19
feudal you know all these women and
25:23
nothing
25:26
I feel like Superman without my Powers
25:30
you
25:32
know I have the cape and yet I cannot
25:33
fly well now you understand how I feel
25:39
every single
25:42
day okay the world is my lesbian wedding
25:43
[Music]
25:52
歌词与翻译
[中文]
我错过了吗？我错过了不不，我就在
这个家伙开枪后
自己，哇，她很漂亮，是啊哦，
她也很好，她教了我一切
关于你知道如何使用
摄像机并闻屁的味道
表演我
抱歉，好像你有太多台词要
学得这么快，有时你需要一个
分钟记住你的下一个，所以
当你思考的时候，你需要
这个大停顿，你看起来很
紧张，你知道就像
这个
好吧，哦，这是我的场景，这是我的
场景，这是华莱士，是的，我是德雷克医生
害怕你姐姐的神经外科医生，是的
告诉我她会没事吗我
担心情况比我们预想的更可怕
你姐姐
患有
[笑声]
颅下
血肿也许我们可以进一步讨论这个
...
[笑声]
咖啡
很好很好你知道一分钟
我以为你真的在尝试
闻到
的东西，嘿嘿嘿，听着，我
抱歉，我今天没去那儿
哦，没关系，你呃，你有一个
的东西，是的，我听说这个地方看起来
很棒哦，忘了它吧，我正在玩
球，公寓怎么样哦，嘿
太棒了，我意思是这是一个常规的
空间
节日哦，太好了，是的，我只是你知道
想打电话说
嘿，好吧，然后
是烤箱
定时器，对了我的朋友，是时候
[音乐]
你能相信他们给斯蒂芬妮带来了
皮肤癌吗？我仍然不敢相信他们
提升了她对
中尉，你只是这么说，因为
你爱Yasmine，流得很好
怎么会有人不爱
Yasmine
ble嘿嘿，他们在奔跑，看看这是
...
节目的辉煌，我说永远让他们
一直运行
运行运行运行y我跑得很好，谢谢
来了，我希望你们都玩得开心
对，莫妮卡，亲爱的，我要上
路了，我已经把我的10个动词留在了
桌子上，你一定要把那首诗发给我
，好吧，我们会做的，我很高兴
你来了，我想我在
大厅里看到了瑞秋，好吧，让我去检查一下，哦，大家
，对了，你妈妈要说再见了哦
生日快乐亲爱的
好吧呃你开车安全好吧罗斯
你在
在做什么我正准备去水
滑雪大一大H来吧
大怎么样
你很好呃GRE博士你要去哪里拿
我的
外套好吧好吧我可以拿我的
自己的
外套抱歉我们在一个主要fla
高哦不不你不应该在这里
因为这是你的集结区
如果一切都错了你应该离开
你知道就出去
[掌声]
或者也许你想要奶油
DeMent必须前往我的
城堡谢谢你哦好吧
我想我们又要回到
走廊了，谢谢
夫人的到来[鼓掌]
绿色好吧
你
照顾好你
孩子们
好吧，这是
...
年来我参加过的最好的聚会，谢谢
你嘿嘿看看猜猜我
有
节奏不，我的第一个粉丝
邮件亲爱的莫博士知道我爱你，
会做任何事情来拥有你天哪
你不是那么秘密的崇拜者艾丽卡
福特哦等等PS并关闭请找到我的
你知道在疯狂的世界中
睫毛中的14
意味着你
结婚了这不是
我们的生活的日子这是来到你的
公寓吗，上面没有印章，这个
女人在我们大楼里哦天哪
我有自己的
跟踪者嘿看乔伊我只是说如果
你需要一些东西来控制你我
可以在这里为你找到一份入门
级处理器的工作，但是你不需要
经验来做这样的工作吗？不
学习和向别人请教很难
意识到你不知道
你在做什么 嘿，你是一个演员，表现
就像一个处理者，人们会认为
你是一个
处理者，嘿钱德勒，这是这个
早上的投影，嘿，谢谢斯科特
亚历山大·乔伊
triani Joey 是一个呃处理者
不是
开玩笑哦，是的，我处理人
想要处理我就是他们
打电话的人，你现在在哪里工作得很好
我处于两件事之间，你知道那是怎样的
有一天你处理第二天
你没有那么多
处理更多我只是告诉乔伊
关于肉人团体的空缺
肉人团体无论你做什么都不做
触摸他的三明治
你们都是处理器呆子
琥珀色我想让你知道我会
作为朋友永远在你身边
作为你的兄弟哦
德雷克我们的日子哈沃沃医疗奖
这是的，有些人只是幸运我
猜德罗向一楼报告
紧急情况
然后统计得好呃呃呃猜那是
我其他人需要上
电梯 Dr W Dr W 不不他们只说
你哦好吧好吧我爱你德雷克
是的
无论如何哦不德雷克小心
德雷克他们刚刚杀了乔伊不
不
也许好吧不偷看不偷看不
偷看不准偷看，好吧，好吧
，但当我
打开我的
时，你最好穿衣服[笑声]
眼睛，好吧，睁开你的
眼睛，一切美好的亲爱的母亲
和
，纯粹的呵呵，我们生命中的日子拿起了我的
选项，恭喜
，现在我们终于可以以
的方式观看《绿田》了
如此
呃，哪一个是我的，无论你
想要哪个，无论你想要哪个
不是那个
一个哦
是的哦，是的，这就是我们敢做的
东西
我们
敢去机场，呵呵，你知道的
这将超过 30 英里
花了你这么多钱，对不起，那是
50
美元
5 美元哦，你知道那是什么，它很脏
因为当我在
Days of Our Lives 中扮演德雷克博士时，它们是事实页面
不希望他们会在真正的纸上发送整个脚本
以及所有
很棒的东西，而且只是这样你知道
你是否想扩大这个场景，比如
比如发生出租车事故或者我
可以照顾受害者，因为我有
医疗背景
表现还可以听着，谢谢你进来
不不呃不要感谢我进来呃
至少让我
完成呃我们可以走高速公路
但是呃这个时候你最好
别拿预算
你本来想用桥这个词
不是
你我会度过愉快的一天，听Bing我
收到你的备忘录，所以我们要
直到下周五才能看到系统报告
好吧，我组里的人想
与他们的
家人一起度过假期周末我有一个家庭，我要成为
是的，Bing 那是什么
关于它是关于让我的员工
稍微放松一点，你知道为了士气，看看如果
你想看到一些粗略的数字，我可以
在周三之前给你粗略的
数字，这家公司不是建立在
粗略数字的基础上的，我
正确的，在我的办公桌上有最终的数字
如果你这么说的话
约瑟夫先生的好不是
他好吧，我要杀了
你嘿嘿我只是觉得约瑟夫是那种喜欢把你混在一起的
的人
知道进去弄乱一些羽毛
为什么看起来我很抱歉，但这就是
约瑟夫
做的很好，如果你试图拉东西
他会打电话你在上面
想拉什么，他会
说这个吻的事情绝对是一个
问题巴蒂先生想在周一再次看到它
伙计我必须弄清楚什么
我做错了哦好吧呃你们中的一个
女孩过来吻我明白了
对了，来吧，我需要你的帮助
好吧，我会做的，我已经吻了他
，然后我才可以做
再次看到这个，这是一个朋友
呃，我们走吧，等等我
G
好吧，很好，非常好，坚定，但温柔，我
推荐你给一个
朋友，然后我不知道它是什么
你知道的问题是什么，也许你
只是不习惯亲吻你认识的男人
也许你只是有点紧张
也许这就是你需要解决的问题
是的，这让
对我的死者有意义
身体，我会用他的尸体作为
盾牌莫妮卡，我们有一个问题
无数次都对了是的，我明白了
其他女人在健身房洗澡，
不，我看起来不是那个人，我们正在
试图找出今晚带谁去看
尼克斯队的比赛，我们有一张额外的
门票，是的，罗斯不能去，所以这是
我的朋友埃里克·普罗（他有
呼吸问题）和丹的戳
你看到比赛了吗，你想要一些吗
LE 还要喝啤酒
好吧嘿，你为什么不问问
理查德好吧呃嘿理查德，如果你有
一张额外的尼克斯队
比赛门票，而你必须在
闻起来有臭味的朋友和受伤的人之间做出选择
你会选择哇哦，我自己是
尼克斯的超级粉丝，我认为你应该
带一个尼克
的铁杆粉丝，好吧，
埃里克很高兴能帮助
比赛 我的意思是你为什么不带
理查德去看
比赛
我不知道，来吧，让他的
手指保持安静，他总是薄荷味
新鲜，我里奇真的很好，
一切都只是我们不知道
他真的很好你认识，而且他
你知道
比一些
人老，但呃比一些
建筑物年轻你知道你应该出去
和三维
人在一起
外面很好
糟糕你们太可怜了哦哦Z
[笑声]
她是我们中的一员吗
现在嗨，你们这些家伙嘿
嘿，所以我们只是想过来看看，呃
说晚安，好
晚上看看他们甚至都不会转头
他们的头好吧，你们把
脱掉我的衬衫
[掌声]
不，她
[音乐]
说谎乔伊
妈
乔伊·钱德勒你还在做什么
在这里我以为你们脱了哦不
不不她脱下了我的衣服
你在那里赤身裸体吗不是
我穿着
内裤
呵呵你呃你总是穿
内裤不不这是第一次
时间哇谈论你的霉运我的意思是
你第一次试内裤的时候，
有人拿走了你的
衣服，我并没有试穿它们，苏西
让我穿上它们，让我看看
不，我不会让你或其他人
看到一切好吧
对
哇，有人
用牙线清洁乔伊，有些人不喜欢
钱德勒穿着内裤
什么让我看到不不你不必
见好
好吧，你给我你的
内裤哦不不不帮不了你
我没穿
任何你怎么能不穿
内衣哦我从穿粉红色的
家伙那里得到了热量
丁字裤好吧，看看罗斯，我会给你
50 美元买你的
内裤嘿
[音乐]
[音乐]
我对那家伙的
公寓不感兴趣哦拜托我看到你
正在检查他的
造型，你想要它为什么我想要
另一间公寓哈哈我已经有了
一套我很喜欢很喜欢的公寓
不会杀了你一次
而好吧，你想要真相我
正在考虑
这是什么，对不起，我28岁了
从来没有一个人住过，我终于在一个
的地方，我有足够的钱，我
不需要室友不再哇哇哇
哇我也不需要室友了好吧
我一个人住在这里你
知道我可能需要找人
每周一次来舔硅胶
过度战争，你为什么这么弯曲
的形状呢，我们不是同意
永远住在一起，我们不是伯特
没关系，这些是令人难以置信的
昂贵，我知道他会在大约20分钟内长大
，但我不能
[鼓掌]
抵制看
这些嘿本就做吧
[音乐]
天哪，好吧，这对
压力太大了
他哇他饿了吗我猜
所以你知道
运动鞋很有趣我会
说对
回来哦H是的我得买一双
你们在做什么，我们只是
拿着
勺子闲逛
，但是当你们长大后，这是
最自然美丽的事情是的，我们知道，但是有一个婴儿
世界上
吸吮
这是我儿子在吃午饭，好吧，
会发生很多事情，所以你最好
习惯它现在如果你有任何问题
如果你不舒服就问
问题卡罗尔没问题来
卡罗尔
卡罗尔我只是想知道乔伊是否可以
问你一个关于
母乳喂养的问题
当然
呃这样做
伤害先这样做，但不再
了
钱德勒所以呃你多久能做一次
他需要的次数哦哦好吧我得到了
一个我得到了一个
呃如果他向一个吹气，另一个会变大
一个会变大
他听
呃我不知道我会看到什么
你又好了我猜呃今晚
在咖啡馆对是的好吧呃
接受关心是的
[音乐]
我们爱你，我们在这里祝你好运
祝你好运
谢谢嘿嘿你想要一些
三明治哦那个橄榄面包里有什么
火腿铺没有蛋黄酱不没有蛋黄酱
这会让它
恶心嘿嘿不哦哦哦跑宝贝跑
不不不，拜托哦，我真的很想
爱所有动物，拜托，不
一根骨头得到一根骨头，你开个骨头玩笑
我看起来好极了F哦上帝好吧，把
从我腿上拿下来吧，你这块东西
废话好吧，好吧，我们有问题
好吧，你为什么不伸出手来
拿走他的
蹦床，好吧，我知道我们能做什么
做嘿嘿嘿
不好吧，小狗得到得到的
好吧，去拿三明治，拿那个三明治
小狗好小狗，拿三明治
好吧，乔伊狗会舔自己，但是
他不会碰你的三明治，
会做
如果他不吃的话，那好吧，我
哦，你疯了，他只是一点点
[笑声]
狗哇，我不知道什么说
他你说什么我不
知道这是一个手镯，不是吗，也是
坟墓，请检查一下我最好的
芽，谢谢最好的
芽，把它戴上哦
现在不不，我认为这么好的东西
在特殊场合应该是安全的哦
不不，这就是它的美丽部分
一切
你戴上这个就很好
去哦，伙计，你戴了
手镯，我和你们一起为今晚的
晚餐
做准备，我想我得开始
为罗斯的生日存钱了，所以我想
我就呆在家里吃灰尘
兔子们，你相信这要花多少钱
你们能得到吗
感觉
嗯钱德勒和那些家伙只是
不明白我们赚的钱没有他们那么多
是的，真的
就像他们总是说我们去这里
我们去那里吧，就像我们有能力去
这里和
那里是的，是的，我们总是
必须去找你知道某个好地方
你知道上帝，我们不能说
任何关于它的事情，因为这是
生日的事情，你知道，它是veros
veros ver
哦，我的上帝，嘿嘿，好吧，我在工作
这是一个普通的一天，你知道，砍砍
砍炒炒
突然炒经理莱昂
叫我去他的办公室，结果他们
解雇了午餐厨师长，猜猜谁
得到了这份工作，如果不是你的话，这是一个
可怕的
故事，幸运的是，是我，他们让
我担任采购主管，非常感谢
非常
所以无论如何，我刚刚在楼下遇到了钱德勒和
罗斯，他们认为我们应该
出去庆祝一下，你知道吗？
不错的地方，不错，你认为我
可以为我的肾脏得到多少钱，
那张
纸上有关于我的一些信息，我想看看，不，你
不行，你知道如果
你们想成为这件事的孩子就好了
没关系，我不需要
说伙计，这很奇怪，你意识到C
他的眉毛实际上在他的帽子上
这就是奇怪的地方乔伊这个人在过去的40年
哦看看你舔的勺子是什么
里一直是麦片粥的队长
然后你
把你舔到了你的
点是的，你没看到
有多恶心吗我的意思是这就像你
用我的
牙刷你用我的
牙刷哦，那只是因为我用
红色的来疏通
下水道我的是红色的
一把哦上帝可以打开蠕虫
到处嘿为什么我们不能使用相同的
牙刷但我们可以使用相同的肥皂
因为肥皂是
肥皂
下次好好自洁
你洗澡想想我最后洗的
件东西和你洗的第一件东西
嘿哦，理查德在哪里
在我们偷了
他的午餐钱并给了他一个
婚纱后你就抛弃了他 你怎么了，他在停车
你们玩得开心吗
你男朋友真的很酷，是的，他
让我们开他的捷豹乔伊12美元
黑我15美元
哇，他一定最喜欢你
哦，那他做的那件事又怎么样
当他给带我们去
座位的人小费时，他甚至没有看到钱呢
是这样的，嘿 Chand，谢谢
带我们到座位上
不客气，嘿 Joey，谢谢
停车，没有
问题，嘿 Chan，我想他们明白了
好吧，有那个人
嘿嘿，你会好起来的，我要
以
他保留我的美元的方式来保持这个，看起来很
封建，你认识所有这些女人
什么都没有
我感觉自己就像没有超能力的超人
你
知道我有斗篷，但我不能
飞得很好，现在你明白我的感受
每一天
好吧，世界是我的女同性恋婚礼
[音乐]
[英语]
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重点词汇
开始练习
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hematoma /ˌhiːməˈtoʊmə/ C1 |
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neurosurgeon /ˌn(j)ʊəroʊˈsɜːrdʒən/ C1 |
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dire /daɪər/ B2 |
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subcranial /ˌsʌbkˈreɪniəl/ C1 |
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intense /ɪnˈtens/ B1 |
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staging /ˈsteɪdʒɪŋ/ B2 |
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promoted /prəˈmoʊtɪd/ B1 |
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Lieutenant /luːˈtenənt/ B2 |
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running /ˈrʌnɪŋ/ A2 |
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apartment /əˈpɑːrtmənt/ A2 |
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terrific /təˈrɪfɪk/ B1 |
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regular /ˈregjʊlər/ A2 |
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fan /fæn/ A1 |
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stalker /ˈstɔːkər/ B2 |
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processor /ˈproʊsɛsər/ B1 |
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processing /ˈproʊsɛsɪŋ/ B1 |
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fla /flɑː/ B2 |
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crement /ˈkriːmənt/ C1 |
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重点语法结构
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did I miss it did I miss it no no I'm on right after this guy shoots himself
➔ 现在进行时 ('I'm on')
➔ “I'm on” 使用现在进行时，表示正在发生或即将发生的动作。
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she taught me all about you know how to work with the cameras and smell the fart acting
➔ 动词不定式 ('how to work')
➔ “how to work” 是动词不定式短语，用作动词 “taught” 的宾语。
-
I'm afraid the situation is much more dire than we'd expected
➔ 过去完成时缩写 ('we'd expected')
➔ “we'd expected” 使用过去完成时缩写，表示在另一个过去动作之前完成的动作。
-
perhaps we can discuss this further over coffee
➔ 用于建议的情态动词 ('can')
➔ “can” 是用于礼貌建议的情态动词。
-
I'm getting ready for the water ski big one more big H come on big
➔ 动名词 ('skiing')
➔ “skiing” 是动名词，作为名词描述活动。
-
I'll give you $50 for your underpants
➔ 用 'will' 表示的将来时 ('I'll give')
➔ “I'll give” 使用 'will' 表示的将来时，表示承诺或提议。
-
I'm thinking about it
➔ 用于未来计划的现在进行时 ('I'm thinking')
➔ “I'm thinking” 使用现在进行时描述未来计划或意图。
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you're not supposed to be here cuz this is the staging area
➔ 缩写 ('you're', 'cuz')
➔ “you're” 和 “cuz” 是 “you are” 和 “because” 的缩写。
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