I never going out with him again you
00:00
know I don't care how much he
00:01
begs I think his begging days are over
00:03
now that he's going out with Nancy
00:05
Branson you know what I've just had it
00:09
with high school boys they're just silly
00:11
they're just silly stupid boys I'm going
00:14
to start dating
00:18
men uh I'm sorry Judy I couldn't find
00:20
that bowl you and Jack were looking
00:23
for call them mom and dad you
00:28
loser want to
00:32
cook hi
00:36
again
00:38
hey hey thank you so much oh don't thank
00:44
me thank the jerk that never showed up
00:49
okay I got to get to
00:52
work you want some help with that oh no
00:54
thanks I got it oh no I don't who
00:56
okay
01:00
yeah stood up too fast got a little Head
01:02
Rush the
01:06
Heat and and the
01:10
humidity that's a uh that's a tough
01:15
[Laughter]
01:20
[Music]
01:20
combination do you want to come in for
01:22
some lemonade like you wouldn't
01:25
believe here
01:28
oh wow this is a great
01:33
place thank
01:37
you just make yourself
01:39
comfortable
01:42
gotcha this place is really my
01:46
[Applause]
01:50
grandmother's I got it from her when she
01:52
moved to Florida otherwise I could never
01:54
afford a place like this
01:56
[Applause]
02:01
so if the landlord ever asks I'm an 87y
02:03
old woman who's afraid of her VCR you
02:05
thirsty oh you bet I
02:08
am okay here's your
02:12
[Applause]
02:15
penis oh my God what the hell are you
02:19
doing you said you want to come in for
02:22
some lemonade
02:25
so wow were you just going to give me
02:28
Lemonade
02:30
yeahuh cover yourself up oh right sorry
02:32
I don't believe this I mean someone ask
02:36
you in for lemonade and to you that
02:38
means they want to have sex um usually
02:40
yeah well not just lemonade iced tea
02:43
sometimes
02:46
juice look sorry I just thought you
02:48
liked me such a
02:52
jerk it's okay
02:56
I suppose it could happen to anyone not
03:00
anyone I know
03:02
but by the way I can still see
03:06
it let that go okay I mean you were the
03:09
most beautiful woman in the room
03:13
tonight really are you kidding you're
03:16
the most beautiful woman in most
03:18
room whoa whoa whoa what's going on you
03:27
and I just made out you and I are making
03:30
out well not
03:32
anymore but we don't do that I know I
03:34
just thought it would be
03:37
fun how drunk are you drunk enough that
03:39
I know I want to do this not so drunk
03:41
that you should feel guilty about taking
03:43
advantage that's a perfect
03:47
amount you know what's weird what this
03:55
doesn't feel weird I know you're a
03:58
really good kisser well I have kissed
04:01
over four
04:04
women you want to get another the covers
04:06
uhhuh
04:09
[Laughter]
04:15
okay wow you are really fast it bodess
04:19
well for me that speed impresses
04:22
you we're going to see each other naked
04:25
yep you want to do it at the same time
04:28
count of three one two two
04:31
three well I think it's safe to say that
04:39
our friendship is effectively ruined and
04:41
we weren't that close
04:44
anyway
04:48
hello
04:52
hello
04:56
B Joey what's going
04:58
on oh my God I know it's
05:03
stuck step how did he get on I put it on
05:10
to scare
05:14
Chandler oh my God Monica's going to
05:16
totally freak out well then help me get
05:19
it off plus what it smells really bad in
05:21
here of course it smells really bad you
05:24
have your head up a dead animal
05:27
[Laughter]
05:33
oh you get the turkey oh my God oh my
05:39
God who is that it's
05:43
Joey what what are you doing and is this
05:47
supposed to be funny no it's not
05:49
supposed to be funny it's supposed to be
05:51
scary get that off now I can't it's
05:54
stuck I don't care that that turkey has
05:58
to feed 20 people at my parents house
05:59
and they're not going to eat it off your
06:01
head hold on okay let's just I'll
06:03
think okay I got it deie all right you
06:12
pull I'm going to spread the legs as
06:15
wide as I
06:17
can Joey now it's not the time sorry
06:20
right okay count to three one two three
06:24
a it worked I scared you I knew
06:32
it I'm over here big guy yeah you
06:37
are I can't believe you came
06:43
back don't say
06:46
anything I don't want to speak I don't
06:49
want to think I just want you to take me
06:51
and kiss me and make love to me right
06:55
here right now
06:57
[Music]
07:00
[Applause]
07:01
[Music]
07:05
Rachel
07:09
Rachel what you missed the
07:10
exit oh sorry my God what were you
07:14
thinking
07:18
about um
07:20
Barry
07:24
a I needed that car for transportation
07:26
okay I I have a child how hot do I look
07:30
in this
07:33
huh l a sports car wouldn't it be
07:36
cheaper to just stuff a sock down
07:39
there that's not what this is about okay
07:41
I I am a sports car Enthusiast I've
07:45
always been into cars hey what's the
07:48
horsepower on this thing I don't know
07:50
but but look how
07:52
shiny I can't believe you bought this so
07:55
can I have a ride St hop
07:58
in get ready for the smoothest ride of
08:02
your life
08:05
damn
08:31
it okay who's
08:33
next and you if I get really hot um I I
08:36
like to pick up this knife and and um I
08:40
I put the the cold steel against
08:45
um my
08:50
body are you all right yeah I'm fine
08:53
it's
08:57
[Music]
09:00
[Applause]
09:04
[Music]
09:07
what do we got here 20-year-old male
09:13
he's got a sever toe on his right
09:15
foot could you please not do that feet
09:19
first you know where his injury is SE to
09:22
you just said
09:25
it says here the knife went right
09:27
through you shoe of course it did
09:29
they're made of
09:30
wicker did you bring the toe oh yes I
09:32
have it right here on
09:35
Ice don't worry son we'll just reattach
09:37
it and then what what is it you brought
09:39
a
09:43
carrot what this isn't your toe this is
09:46
a small very cold piece of
09:48
carrot you brought a carrot oh my God
09:51
there's a toe in my kitchen
09:56
happy
10:01
[Music]
10:04
birday it's your
10:08
birthday
10:10
hey she's not as pretty as she was when
10:13
she was
10:15
29 Miss green would like to establish
10:17
some ground rules before she comes out
10:20
she would appreciate it if you didn't
10:23
use the words old or downhill or they
10:24
still look pretty damn good
10:27
they
10:33
do Rachel come on out Monica made
10:35
breakfast chocolate chip
10:39
pancakes we've got
10:41
[Music]
10:43
presents good
10:46
ones they all came from the list you
10:48
handed out to us two weeks
10:50
ago can I keep the presents and still be
10:52
29 come on rage look turning 30 is not
10:56
that big a deal oh really is that how
10:59
you felt when you turned 30 why God why
11:02
Rachel Ready or Not Here Comes Your
11:05
night and shiny oh
11:08
no oh dear Jack how do I turn this off
11:16
press the button which one which button
11:21
Jack the button the
11:23
button I can't believe you did that
11:26
yeah
11:31
well see he's her Lobster
11:55
what kind of Photography uh do you do oh
11:59
mostly fashion so there may be models
12:01
here from time to time I hope that's
12:04
cool yes it is
12:07
cool uh because I have models here you
12:09
know
12:13
never what else oh yeah during the
12:15
summer I spend most weekends at my
12:18
sister's beach house which you are
12:20
welcome to use by the way although I
12:22
should probably tell you she's a porn
12:24
star
12:25
well listen I uh still have one more
12:29
person to uh meet but unless it turns
12:31
out to be your
12:33
sister I think your chances are pretty
12:35
good all
12:38
right who are you hi I'm Eric I'm going
12:44
to be Chandler's new roommate I'm
12:48
Chandler's new
12:49
roommate I don't think so I could be
12:51
Chandler's new
12:54
roommate but he told me over the phone
12:55
he told me in person
12:57
that's weird well I'm going to uh going
13:00
to my new apartment
13:03
[Laughter]
13:09
now both wanted
13:16
to
13:19
interesting
13:24
anyway um probably worked out for the
13:26
the
13:29
best yeah sure okay in about 10 seconds
13:31
you're going to see him kiss me and in
13:35
about 5 Seconds you're going to see
13:37
why Ro I ever tell you about the time
13:43
that I went backpacking through Western
13:46
[Laughter]
13:51
Europe okay get ready to see some
13:56
begging oh you came on the
13:59
r what now I'm so
14:03
happy what are you talking about you use
14:07
the Europe story that's the magic story
14:10
you use when you want to have
14:12
sex how do you know about that story how
14:16
do you know about that
14:19
story I heard it from my friend Irene
14:22
who heard it from some guy some guy
14:24
no no she told me that his name was Ken
14:32
Adams
14:37
Adam hey hey check out the flyers for
14:45
the band I made him on a Macintosh in
14:48
the computer room awesome the name
14:51
really stands out thanks to a little
14:53
something called helvetica bold 24 point
14:55
man we're going to rock that Asian
15:00
Student
15:01
Union hey guys hey Miss hey Missy you
15:04
know our band is playing on Friday yeah
15:08
yeah you should come check us out we'll
15:11
call way no
15:12
way no way
15:15
way great I'll be there fresh boss she's
15:18
gone I know
15:22
it you know I'm totally going to ask her
15:25
out dude I was going to ask her out I
15:28
said at first bro well I thought at
15:30
first
15:33
holes look if you did wait wait what are
15:34
we
15:38
doing what we have is too important to
15:39
mess it up over some girl I mean we can
15:42
get laid anytime we want
15:45
totally I had sex in high school me too
15:47
I'm good at
15:50
it all right I say we make a pack
15:54
neither of us will go out with Miss
15:57
Goldberg you got
15:59
it all right so that's Missy Goldberg VB
16:02
Kates and Molly ringwalt who neither of
16:04
us can go out with those are the packs
16:06
oh and Sheena Easton but we probably
16:08
couldn't get her
16:10
anyway maybe not you I know my life's
16:11
gone pretty well but I look around and I
16:14
just see so many people who have
16:16
accomplished so many of their goals by
16:18
the time they're 30 yeah but you
16:20
shouldn't compare yourself to
16:21
me do baby
16:25
there you
16:29
[Applause]
16:31
[Music]
16:33
go did it one mile on a hippity hop
16:36
that's it that's everything I wanted to
16:40
do before I was 30 oh except I wanted to
16:42
patch things up with my sister oh but
16:44
Y and and girls this thing is a godsend
16:49
if you know what I mean
16:52
woo
16:59
[Music]
17:03
歌词与翻译
[中文]
我再也不会和他出去了，你
知道我不在乎他有多少
乞求，我想他的乞讨日子已经结束了
现在他和南希出去了
布兰森，你知道我刚刚经历了什么
和高中男生在一起，他们只是愚蠢的
他们只是愚蠢的男孩，我要
开始约会
个男人，呃，我很抱歉朱迪我找不到
你和杰克正在寻找的那个碗
，叫他们爸爸妈妈，你
失败者想
再次做饭
...
嘿嘿，非常感谢你哦，不要感谢
我感谢那个从未出现的混蛋
好吧，我要去
工作，你需要一些帮助哦，不
谢谢我哦，不，我不知道
好吧
是的，站起来太快了，有点头
冲刺
热量和
湿度，呃，这很艰难
[笑声]
[音乐]
组合，你想进来喝
一些柠檬水吗
相信这里
哦哇，这是一个很棒的
地方，谢谢
你只要让自己舒服
舒服
明白了，这个地方真的是我的
[鼓掌]
祖母的，当她
搬到佛罗里达时，我从她那里得到了它，否则我永远
买不起这样的地方
[鼓掌]
所以如果房东问起的话我是一个 87 岁的
老妇人，她害怕她的录像机，你
渴了哦，你打赌我
没事，这是你的
[鼓掌]
阴茎哦，我的上帝，你到底在做什么
你说你想进来喝
一些柠檬水
所以哇，你只是要给我
柠檬水
耶，把自己遮起来哦，对了，对不起
我不相信这个，我的意思是有人问
你要柠檬水，对你来说，
意味着他们通常想要做爱
是的，不仅仅是柠檬水冰茶
有时
果汁看起来很抱歉，我只是以为你
喜欢我这样一个
混蛋，没关系
我想这可能会发生在除了
我认识的人之外的任何人身上
但顺便说一句，我仍然可以看到
它就这样吧好吧我的意思是你是
房间里最美丽的女人
今晚你真的是在开玩笑吗你是
最
房间里最美丽的女人哇哇哇哇你怎么了
我刚刚发现你和我正在
过得很好，不再是
了，但我们不这样做，我知道我
只是我觉得这会很有趣
你喝得有多醉，以至于
我知道我想做这件事，但不要喝得那么醉
你应该为利用
优势而感到内疚，这是一个完美的
你知道什么奇怪什么这
并不感觉奇怪我知道你是一个
非常好的接吻者，我已经吻了
超过四个
女人，你想再得到一个涵盖
呃哈
[笑声]
好吧，哇，你速度真快，这预示着
对我来说，速度给我留下了深刻的印象
你我们将看到彼此裸体
是的，你想同时做
数三一二二
三，好吧，我认为可以肯定地说，
我们的友谊是有效的毁了，
我们没那么亲密
无论如何
你好
你好
B乔伊发生了什么事
哦天啊我知道这是
卡住了他怎么上的我把它放在
吓唬
钱德勒哦我的上帝莫妮卡会
完全吓坏了然后帮我得到
把它关掉，再加上
这里的味道真的很难闻
你的头抬起来是一只死动物
[笑声]
哦，你得到了火鸡哦我的上帝哦我的
上帝是谁，这是
乔伊你在做什么，这
应该很有趣吗，不，不是
应该有趣的是，这应该是
可怕的，现在把它摘掉吧，我不能，它
卡住了，我不在乎那只火鸡
可以喂饱我父母家的20个人
，而且他们不会把它从你的
头上吃掉，好吧，让我们
想，好吧，我明白了，好吧，你
拉我要把腿张开到
宽，就像我
乔伊现在可以，对不起
对了，数到三一二三
它成功了，我吓到你了，我知道
我在这儿，大家伙，是的，你
我不敢相信你回来了
回来了，不要说
任何我不想说的话，我不想说
我想我只是想让你带我
亲吻我，和我做爱
现在就在这里
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
瑞秋
瑞秋你错过了
出口哦对不起天哪你
在想
关于嗯
巴里
a 我需要那辆车作为交通工具
好吧，我有一个孩子，我穿这辆
呵呵，一辆跑车不是吗
看起来有多性感
更便宜，只是塞进一只袜子
这不是这个的意思，好吧
我是跑车爱好者，我
一直很喜欢汽车，嘿，这辆车的
马力是多少我不知道
，但看看
闪闪发亮，我不敢相信你买了这个，所以
我可以骑一趟
，准备好
你一生中最顺利的旅程
该死的
没关系，如果我真的很热，下一个是谁
，你，嗯，我
喜欢拿起这把刀，嗯，我
我用冷钢抵住
嗯我的
身体，你还好吗，是的，我很好
是
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
我们这里有什么20岁的男性
他的右脚脚趾被切断了
脚你能不能别这么做
首先你知道他的伤势是SE到
你刚才说的
上面说刀子向右
穿过你的鞋子，当然是这样
它们是用
柳条制成的，你带脚趾了吗哦，是的我
它就在
冰上，别担心，儿子我们只需重新连接
它然后你带来了什么
一根
胡萝卜 这不是你的脚趾，这是
一小块非常冷的
胡萝卜 你带来了一根胡萝卜哦天啊
我的厨房里有一个脚趾
快乐
[音乐]
小鸟今天是你的
生日
嘿，她不像以前那么漂亮了
她
29格林小姐想在她出来之前建立
一些基本规则
如果你没有
使用“老”或“下坡”这些词，她会很感激的
看起来仍然非常好
他们
瑞秋来吧莫妮卡做的
早餐巧克力片
我们有煎饼
[音乐]
展示了很好的
它们都来自你
两周前发给我们的清单
我可以保留这些礼物并且仍然
29发怒吗看起来30岁并不是
那是一件大事哦，真的是
你30岁时的感受为什么上帝为什么
瑞秋准备好了吗，你的
夜晚闪亮哦
不，亲爱的杰克，我该如何关闭它
按哪个按钮
杰克按钮
按钮我不敢相信你这么做了
是的
我们看到他是她的龙虾
你做什么样的摄影哦
主要是时尚，所以可能会有模特
这里时不时我希望那是
很酷是的
很酷呃因为我这里有模特你
知道
还有什么哦是的在
夏天我大部分周末都在我的
顺便说一下，欢迎您使用姐姐的海滨别墅，
，尽管我
可能应该告诉您她是色情
明星
，听着，我还有一个
人要见面，但除非
是您的
姐姐，我认为您的机会很大
一切都很好
对了，您是谁，嗨，我是埃里克，我要去
成为钱德勒的新室友，我是
钱德勒的新
室友，我不这么认为，我可以成为
钱德勒的新
室友，但他在电话里告诉了我
他亲自告诉我
这很奇怪，我要去
去我的新公寓
[笑声]
现在都希望
...
有趣的
无论如何，嗯可能会在大约10秒内找到
...
最好的，当然可以
你会看到他吻我，在
大约5秒内你会看到
为什么罗，我会告诉你关于我
背包穿越西部的那次
[笑声]
欧洲好吧，准备好看到一些
乞讨哦，你来了
现在我很
很高兴你在说什么你使用
欧洲故事，这是一个神奇的故事
当你想要
做爱时你使用你如何知道那个故事
你如何知道那个
故事我从我的朋友艾琳那里听到了这个故事
他从某个人那里听到了这个故事，某个人
不不，她告诉我的他的名字叫 Ken
Adams
Adam 嘿嘿，看看
乐队的传单，我在
电脑室的 Macintosh 上为他制作了很棒的名字
真的很引人注目，这要归功于一点
一种叫做 Helvetica 粗体 24 点的东西
伙计，我们要摇滚那个亚洲人
学生
联盟嘿伙计们嘿小姐嘿小姐，你
知道我们的乐队周五要演出是的
是的，你应该来看看我们，我们
打电话不
不行
太棒了，我会在那里新鲜老板她
走了我知道
你知道我完全要约她
出去伙计我要约她出去我
一开始说兄弟好我以为
第一个
洞看看你是否等一下等等
我们
做我们所拥有的事情太重要了
把一些女孩搞砸了我的意思是我们可以
随时上床
完全我在高中时也做过爱
我很擅长
没关系我说我们做一个包
我们都不会和小姐出去
Goldberg 你得到了
好吧，那是 Missy Goldberg VB
Kates 和 Molly Ringwalt，
我们都不能带着这些包出去
哦，还有 Sheena Easton，但我们可能
找不到她
无论如何，也许不是你，我知道我的生活
过得很好，但我环顾四周，我
看到很多人
在30岁的时候
完成了这么多目标，是的，但你
不应该将自己与
我做的宝贝
你
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去一英里就做到了嬉皮士舞
这就是我在30岁之前
想做的一切哦，除了我想
和我姐姐修补关系哦，但是
Y和女孩们，这件事是天赐之物
如果你知道我的意思
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重点词汇
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beg /bɛɡ/ A1 |
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silly /ˈsɪli/ A1 |
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dating /ˈdeɪtɪŋ/ A1 |
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jerk /dʒɜːrk/ A2 |
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lemonade /ˈlɛməˌneɪd/ A1 |
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believe /bɪˈliːv/ A1 |
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kiss /kɪs/ A1 |
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naked /ˈneɪkɪd/ A2 |
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ruin /ˈruːɪn/ B1 |
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enthusiast /ɪnˈθuːziæst/ B1 |
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horsepower /ˈhɔːrsˌpaʊər/ B1 |
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reattach /riːəˈtætʃ/ B2 |
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establish /ɪˈstæblɪʃ/ B1 |
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photography /fəˈtɒɡrəfi/ A2 |
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backpacking /ˈbækˌpækɪŋ/ B1 |
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accomplish /əˈkɒmplɪʃ/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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I never going out with him again you know I don't care how much he begs
➔ 用 'be going to' 表示将来计划
➔ 句子 'I never going out with him again' 错误地使用了 'going' 而不是 'am going', 但预期的结构是 'be going to' 来表示未来的决定。
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I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson
➔ 现在完成进行时表示持续进行的动作
➔ 句子 'his begging days are over' 使用现在完成进行时来表示乞求的行为一直在持续但现在停止了。
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I'm going to start dating men
➔ 用 'be going to' 表示将来意图
➔ 句子 'I'm going to start dating men' 使用 'be going to' 明确表达了将来意图。
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You said you want to come in for some lemonade
➔ 过去简单时表示完成的动作
➔ 句子 'You said you want to come in' 使用过去简单时来表示过去完成的动作。
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I have kissed over four women
➔ 现在完成时表示与现在相关的过去动作
➔ 句子 'I have kissed over four women' 使用现在完成时来强调过去动作与现在的关系。
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